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1414052735 | 1414070976 | t3_2k2viz | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: [Possibly NSFW] TIFU by finding something when I wiped.
This happened about 8 hours ago and I'm just recovering from the pain to describe it.
So i'm using the head and doing my business, after relieving myself I go to wipe and notice a rather large painful lump right next to my sweet spot. I clean up as ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1414055558 | 1414114471 | t3_2k2xsx | t5_2to41 | 28 | [deleted]: TIFU by being engaged at the age of 18.
Normally I read this sub for the humorous side of things, but yeah.
NOTE: This, was not actually today.
Being dumb and finished high school I finally had started seriously talking to a girl (after a number of friendzones), however she was interested in a mate, y... | 6 | 4.666667 | |
1414058262 | 1414096477 | t3_2k2zz2 | t5_2to41 | 1,326 | [deleted]: TIFU by swapping sexts with a stranger.
Hiya fuck-ups,
As a 30-something male, I recently have become acquainted with Snapchat. As is reasonably common, I've been having a little bit of fun by swapping dirty selfies and clips with a reciprocating stranger. I found it to be a lot of fun, and an incredible t... | 8 | 165.75 | |
1414052603 | 1414078142 | t3_2k2veu | t5_2to41 | 17 | ryuujinjakka93: TIFU by not reading the drink label
Unlike a lot of post this happened about 5 minutes ago.
Little backstory I am half black and half white and I live In japan for work. been here 2 years and do not know Japanese. Anyway I was in a rush to catch the train because I lost track of time at an arcade. I w... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1414047141 | 1414084788 | t3_2k2qp5 | t5_2to41 | 9 | sarcasticb: TIFU by borrowing a pair of shoes to get into the World Series game. Possibly NSFW.
So today I had the opportunity to get into a World Series game for free and watch my favorite baseball team kick some ass. I won't bore you with details, but I volunteered to work before the game and they were nice enough to... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1414060346 | 1414086197 | t3_2k31oj | t5_2to41 | 231 | hairyfedora: [TIFU] by reading the comments section of the Marvel Age of Ultron Trailer
http://1-ps.googleusercontent.com/h/www.chrumedia.com/videos/scarlett_johansson_hulk2.gif
I watched the trailer after finding it here on Reddit and thoroughly enjoyed it. After doing so I decided to head over to the comment section... | 8 | 28.875 | |
1414034607 | 1414070250 | t3_2k2a9j | t5_2to41 | 23 | spongecake292: TIFU by not being careful when giving my phone to my mom.
This actually happened today.
So I have some German aunts and uncles and whatnot and I got a text from one of them on my phone. Honestly I'm not good with German and I was too lazy to use Google Translate when I got the text. My mom was on the co... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1414049257 | 1414090729 | t3_2k2sni | t5_2to41 | 457 | titanictwist2: TIFU By Accidentally Inviting A Stranger Into My Home.
I live in a single detached house with my wife. I was in the basement watching TV, while she was on the second story of the house making herself some lunch. I was expecting one of my best friends to drop by any minute to pick something up.
I heard a... | 5 | 91.4 | |
1414063545 | 1414106368 | t3_2k34ka | t5_2to41 | 202 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a classmate she had Ebola and to call the CDC
Yesterday during first period, a girl in my science class told me she was feeling a little sick and might go home early. So me being the natural asshole I am, decide to have a little fun with it. I ask her if she has a sore throat, headache. She s... | 23 | 8.782609 | |
1414070190 | 1414094193 | t3_2k3c5j | t5_2to41 | 980 | Cleo_Blackwood: TIFU by trusting a Finn with my grilled cheese sandwich
So, I'm an American international student in Japan, living in an international student dorm, where we have a shared kitchen. Today, I decided to make some of the Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup that my mom mailed me, and a REAL CHEDDAR CHEESE grille... | 13 | 75.384615 | |
1414070002 | 1414124865 | t3_2k3bv0 | t5_2to41 | 42 | [deleted]: TIFU by attempting to fart while brushing my teeth.
Quick_man: Hi SomethingcleverGP, thank you for submitting to /r/tifu.
Unfortunately your submission *TIFU by attempting to fart while brushing my teeth.* has been removed because it violates RULE 10: "All posts centered around defecation will be removed u... | 9 | 4.666667 | |
1414070999 | 1415388444 | t3_2k3d9j | t5_2to41 | 69 | Heeco: TIFU by using a food scraper on my face
Messed up the title FOOT scraper not FOOD .
Reddit I fucked up.
It all happened about a week ago, I returned home after a night out and was still extremely drunk.
I walk to the bathroom and prepare myself to go to bed. Suddenly in the corner of my eye I see somethi... | 8 | 8.625 | |
1414010001 | 1414274463 | t3_2k10w1 | t5_2to41 | 6 | halfsmile: TIFU by writing a letter
Or a series of letters, I guess. Unlike most other women, I have a hard time communicating verbally, and to make matters worse, I am not an auditory learner and don't absorb most of what is said to me. Instead of texting or calling or knocking on doors, I prefer to write letters. Peo... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1414069984 | 1414074848 | t3_2k3btj | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving a 'mix tape' to my friend... Who's gay.
Yeah... Here we go... I've been living in China for over two years now. I have been here before on a couple of other occasions in the past and in 2008/9 I was introduced to this guy called Tao. We instantly hit it off and had shit loads in common. He's a... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1414054942 | 1414080568 | t3_2k2x9z | t5_2to41 | 5 | Brazzden: TIFU by almost burning down my girlfriends, NEW, UNINSURED, house.
This is actually more of a Today We Fucked Up, as this happened alongside my SO. So her parents just got themselves a new house in June. They are yet to have sold their old house, and are currently paying two lots of rates/bills. For this reas... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1414075076 | 1414076606 | t3_2k3jur | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU By going to a anonymous gloryhole service
doctorish: > motherfucking mother
I think you will find you are the motherfucker.
[deleted]: :( what did i do?
doctorish: I meant your friend. In the literal sense of the word.
[deleted]: :)
doctorish: Can I ask why he told you it? If I accidentally fucked... | 7 | 3 | |
1414075570 | 1414086488 | t3_2k3kn3 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Denvermax31: TIFU By chopping peppers
I apologize in advance since this will have no sex in It. This happened last night.
after work I came home and started making dinner. I decided to make my self proclaimed world famous spicy sloppy joes. To make it spicy I add alot of hot peppers. Mainly Serrano and habanero. Wel... | 4 | 1 | |
1414074577 | 1414085401 | t3_2k3j0o | t5_2to41 | 20 | Randomthrow321: TIFU by being anti-social on a tinder date
So, it was actually last night. I recently got out of a break-up, and I was on the tinder game. This woman was a babe, told her nothing serious, couple of days later I'm getting sexy snapchats and "which lips do you want to kiss" texts. We were already planning... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1414074612 | 1414158648 | t3_2k3j34 | t5_2to41 | 55 | [deleted]: TIFU by doing what I was told at work.
Part of my job is generating invoices for customers. There was paperwork referenced on the invoices so I emailed a manager asking if I should include the paperwork with the invoices I send to our customer. She said yes, so I did. Two days later (yesterday) all at once I... | 4 | 13.75 | |
1414078411 | 1414087182 | t3_2k3pyk | t5_2to41 | 119 | lostandfound24: Tifu by walking in on my friend masturbating.
My friend told me to come over after work so we can hit the gym. I got there and there was nobody so I assumed he's sleeping in his room. My friend mees, who came along suggested I go and wake him up. I knocked three small knocks that can barely be heard an... | 9 | 13.222222 | |
1414078814 | 1414092022 | t3_2k3qo5 | t5_2to41 | 191 | mrthrowsquats: TIFU by trying to help a cute girl with her math
Throwaway incase any of my friends check my reddit posts.
I doubt they could trace it back to me.
This happened yesterday and I still remember it clear as day.
Here come's 7th period and I got a usual textbook assignment and a worksheet which adds togeth... | 9 | 21.222222 | |
1414077071 | 1414093730 | t3_2k3ne7 | t5_2to41 | 9 | 2excited: TIFU by scrolling through reddit during jury duty.
So I'm chilling here waiting for this thing to start. I'm scrolling through reddit, and I look up to view my surroundings and subconsciously click a link without noticing I look back and I see bare tits from GoneWild. Thank you GW..
quotes_shitty_movies: B(o... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1414079555 | 1414129940 | t3_2k3s3c | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU: Broke PC screen
Aaaalright so today I got REALLY mad for life in general (unfair bad grades, few friends, probably not passing this year, abusive family...) and swang a big punch to my PC, which kept freezing.
Now I need an excuse to avoid telling mum I punched my PC and getting her super mad and have... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1414078831 | 1414099101 | t3_2k3qp9 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU By Meeting up with a Hooker
So I saw a hooker ad on a page dedicated to that and went ahead and made an appointment for an hour after the call. I reached the place started calling the girl but she didn't answer. After an awkward moment with the counter lady she gave me the room number and I went ahead t... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1414079573 | 1414113772 | t3_2k3s4z | t5_2to41 | 30 | wrathofmadelinekahn: TIFU by putting a straw in my mouth
This happened last night. I work the graveyard shift so, after just getting home after finishing a thirteen hour shift, last night still is my today.
I go to Dunkin' Donuts as I head to work. I order my usual, a large mocha caramel iced coffee with cream, and pa... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1414081049 | 1414102571 | t3_2k3uzb | t5_2to41 | 7 | RebralHunter: Tifu by my friend wrighting a gay erotic fan fiction about 2 other friends.
A year ago my friend wrote a gay erotic fan fiction called "Only in San Fransisco" it was meant as a joke and we all got a good laugh out it. So the top in the story we will call Sam and the bottom will be called Jackson the autho... | 7 | 1 | |
1414077157 | 1414165847 | t3_2k3nkd | t5_2to41 | 28 | [deleted]: TIFU by making my teacher basically destroying his computer.
Not exactly today, but whatever.
Okay, so i'm in school working on some assignments, when my teacher asks if anyone are good at computers, because he believes he got some virus. He's always been really bad at computers, kind of a tech retard to b... | 6 | 4.666667 | |
1414079851 | 1414084080 | t3_2k3snj | t5_2to41 | 90 | grahamcrackerninja: TIFU by kicking a clown in the face.
This actually happened about a decade ago, but is relevant to the season. Some friends and I went to haunted house and were CRAWLING through completely dark tunnel, going solely on feel. All of a sudden, a light comes on slightly behind me and a dumbwaiter-type... | 3 | 30 | |
1414081296 | 1414140891 | t3_2k3vf5 | t5_2to41 | 2,736 | uhidontevencare: Tifu by putting my sister in law's vibrator on my mouth
This actually happened yesterday. My sister in law just recently moved in with me and my siblings. Last night, while doing my nightly bathroom routine, I started looking around in her stuff that she'd put on the shelves. Pretty normal stuff: face ... | 12 | 228 | |
1414077492 | 1414160730 | t3_2k3o5h | t5_2to41 | 467 | WizKid_: TIFU by sending a text in a restaurant with poor reception
Was actually last night, but here is my story.
Last night I met up with a few friends to plan a road trip to an amusement park about 5 hours away. We got to the discussion on who was going to drive. One of my friends suggested that she would drive b... | 9 | 51.888889 | |
1414073744 | 1414123044 | t3_2k3hm6 | t5_2to41 | 153 | trinitytroll: TIFU by not holding my ding dong while on the toilet
I'll set the scene. I was at a rugby tournament in Australia (imagine a festival but instead of music there are rugby matches and massage tents) and just as I arrive, I realise I'm in desperate need of a shit. like particularly bad. I know the portable ... | 6 | 25.5 | |
1414079642 | 1414130849 | t3_2k3s9e | t5_2to41 | 2 | Orchan_NOR: TIFU by not looking outside my window
This happened pretty much 15 minutes ago and I'm just laying here angry while I'm typing this on my phone.
So here's what happened, I was playing Battlefield 4 with a friend and having a lot of fun and kinda zone out like I usually do. Then all of the sudden my mom bar... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1414080675 | 1414194087 | t3_2k3uav | t5_2to41 | 6,262 | MikeTheBum: TIFU by driving through a puddle.
There was a nor'easter in my area last night. For those of you not from New England, that means high winds and lots of precipitation. Usually, these storms come with snow, but this time it's rain.
Because of the time of year, there were lots of clogged drains and sewers be... | 14 | 447.285714 | |
1414084812 | 1414087975 | t3_2k427a | t5_2to41 | 4 | SlanderousFall: TIFU by smoking after gym class
So as with most TIFU posts this didn't happen today. In my case, it happened 2 days ago. I decided it was a good idea to have a cig after being outside for gym. Teacher saw me, I assumed he didn't care and wasn't going to say anything to admins.....boy was I wrong. Skip t... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1414087161 | 1414222481 | t3_2k46sp | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a stranger where kids live in my neighborhood.
I was just having a normal day, chilling out, playing some NBA 2K15 after school, when my doorbell rings. I go downstairs to answer the door thinking it might be my brother who was supposed to be home any minute, but instead I answer the door to ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1414088150 | 1414089174 | t3_2k48u3 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Mic_Ultra: TIFU by making my balls slap against my inner thigh really loud as I ran down the stairs. /nsfw
CrazyGlueUnderpants: Not TIFU for banging my roommates girl. Good to see your priorities are in order.
Mic_Ultra: The best part is she is like 6 months pregnant, so I didn't have to pull out and her tits are huge... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1414088293 | 1414094093 | t3_2k4944 | t5_2to41 | 12 | _michelle: Tifu by browsing my friends snapchat stories.
Smellmuhfinger: Holy shit is this mark???
Hiya fuck-ups,
As a 30-something male, I recently have become acquainted with Snapchat. As is reasonably common, I've been having a little bit of fun by swapping dirty selfies and clips with a reciprocating stranger. I... | 6 | 2 | |
1414089972 | 1414170881 | t3_2k4cca | t5_2to41 | 169 | shrek8me: TIFU by holding a fart in.
So this happened a couple years ago but I figured I would share this tale of woe now. It all started the first week of my junior year of high school. I just transferred over to a Catholic school and didn't really know anyone. Naturally, I wanted to try as hard as possible to impress... | 6 | 28.166667 | |
1414090244 | 1414135575 | t3_2k4cvr | t5_2to41 | 2,869 | [deleted]: TIFU By Giving My Dog a Dutch Oven
I have a rather small kind of dog and he's still a puppy. Being an affectionate little guy he likes to sleep next to me. I was getting ready to sleep; lying on my stomach and reading something or another. As such, the soon to be unfortunate little animal decide to burrow un... | 10 | 286.9 | |
1414091636 | 1414174103 | t3_2k4flq | t5_2to41 | 2 | LLoydpancakes: TIFU by going into my downstairs neighbor's appartment
A few months ago, but I was doing our laundry later on on a weekend night. I'm on the top floor. So I'm coming up from the basement and get off the elevator when it stops and go to my door and open it and walk in... Immediately I'm like... what the f... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1414090265 | 1414118034 | t3_2k4cwy | t5_2to41 | 16 | Fo_Shiggity: TIFU by leaning forward on a public toilet.
I had eaten a hearty McDonalds breakfast earlier with two cups of coffee, and the urge to drop the kids off at the pool hit me in the middle of a Sams Club. I raced to the restroom, and secured the cleanest stall available. After a few reassurance wipes of the t... | 4 | 4 | |
1414087675 | 1414159349 | t3_2k47v9 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by clearing my browser history
Bonus for this happening just now?
So, today I decided it would be a great day to check if my friends have been messing with my laptop and/or if there were some TIFU NSFW posts that shouldn't be in my browser history.
So, I open chrome, browse to my history, and chrome h... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1414094477 | 1414197184 | t3_2k4l7a | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU:being a naive teen... Getting pregnant... Not really knowing the guy that well
Ok so this is a fuck up from years ago but it's a cautionary tale nonetheless. When I was 18 I met a guy I really liked he had everything I wanted in a guy. He was smart cute and funny. Funny was the thing I admired most beca... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1414094840 | 1414168118 | t3_2k4lwt | t5_2to41 | 28 | battletactics: TIFU by chasing off a solicitor
I own my home. I love my home. I go home to be in my home. I don't want to be bothered. I don't want to be harassed.
Over the past two years, the door-to-door solicitors have become relentless. We get at least 5 a month. Sometimes 3 a week.
Weekends. 7:30 week night... | 8 | 3.5 | |
1414095314 | 1414099671 | t3_2k4mrd | t5_2to41 | 17 | ELphoenix: TIFU by answering a booty call while it was raining.
So, like most tifu posts this didn't happen today. This happened about six months ago. This is a bit of a long story so ill apologize in advance, but it was a huge eye opening experience that life is way to precious to be careless, no matter how attractive... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1414094560 | 1414231629 | t3_2k4lcv | t5_2to41 | 26 | throwaway00810: TIFU by kissing the man I've been in love with for 14 years [UPDATE]
[Part 1 here](http://redd.it/2k07pd)
Let me just start by saying Reddit, is I know I fucked up. I know this is as much, even more about James than it is about me. I know I violated his trust and I feel shit about it.
I'm going to go... | 9 | 2.888889 | |
1414096531 | 1414117940 | t3_2k4p7t | t5_2to41 | 134 | hallss: TIFU by wearing a condom as a hat....
This happened around lunch time today...
So imagine, you get dressed really quickly before work. You go into your sisters room and grab a beanie out of her closet. You don't have time to shower! You cover your head with said beanie and forget all about it.
Fast forward... | 8 | 16.75 | |
1414097452 | 1414097691 | t3_2k4r1s | t5_2to41 | 27 | MmLargo: TIFU by shaving before my big presentation
English is not my first language so sorry for any mistakes.
So this happened just minutes ago. Tomorrow morning I have a big presentation for uni in front of a lot of people, many that I know from before and quite a lot of new faces. Of course I want to look my best ... | 3 | 9 | |
1414097907 | 1414116340 | t3_2k4rz0 | t5_2to41 | 3 | HumbleDrop: TIFU by giving one of my jobs my notice.
I've been working 2 jobs and about 60-65 hrs a week for awhile now. I am exhausted, and talked with the boss at job #1 about more hours ( this job pays well for the times but few hours up til now) and he's game to replace one of his other guys with me and give me th... | 3 | 1 | |
1414096681 | 1414099962 | t3_2k4pi0 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU Cumming in own eye - WORLD finds out! [NSFW]
Well this happened when I was 14 years old. I was doing what all horny fucks at the age of 14 do. I was pretty new to it, just turning 14 and i could shoot pretty darn far! Long story short, I ended up ejaculating in my own eye (I was lying down, and you get ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1414099877 | 1414105178 | t3_2k4vus | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by rejecting a girl and not having the guts to apologise
So, this was years ago but it is bothering me for the billionth time again.
!SORRY FOR THE TEXT BUT I FELT IT WAS NECESSARY!
I've moved around the world a lot, I currently live in the UK. I moved from Canada to a pretty good School in Derbyshire... | 8 | 1.25 | |
1414101957 | 1414102175 | t3_2k4zs4 | t5_2to41 | 2 | 616999: TIFU by having sexy sex.
SirJudasIscariot: http://i.imgur.com/zqZNprZ.gif
616999: Whatever bro.
I used to be a mod for /r/theredpill and the trick to getting woman is you have to tame them like a wild beast. Because women are like wild animals they fuck like crazy if you can tame them right. You gotta look re... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1414101815 | 1414102234 | t3_2k4zj3 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by almost giving myself carbon monoxide poisoning (first post)
I don't claim to be a smart cook, just a moderately decent one. That being said, one of my favorite ways to cook food is by deep frying, which is somewhat difficult when you live in a tiny studio apartment with poor ventilation. Regardless, ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1414102458 | 1414169215 | t3_2k50qm | t5_2to41 | 27 | Xylokz: TIFU by confusing antiseptic as eyedrops and squirted it into my eye at 3AM. I still can't open that eye and I have a job interview in a half hour.
So unlike most posts on here, this happened very early this morning...
The day prior to today I found out that my medication (Wellbutrin) caused me to have SEVERE ... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1414102821 | 1414103797 | t3_2k51cr | t5_2to41 | 4 | GeraldoElAbogado: TIFU by thinking I was alone at work
This was literally minutes ago, I share my office with a few people, the only two left are me and mike. Mike sent out a few spreadsheets and left the room I figured he went home. As Mike walked back in I had just started to rip a tremendous chair vibrating echoing ... | 4 | 1 | |
1414105404 | 1414152310 | t3_2k565c | t5_2to41 | 28 | [deleted]: TIFU by (figuratively) castrating a teenage client
Back in high school I worked odd hours at a corner kiosk in order to pay my rent. It was my first job ever and it was such a confidence boost: I had lots of responsibilities and a tough clientele of grumpy, busy commuters, but I handled all of it with patien... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1414013663 | 1414142312 | t3_2k188n | t5_2to41 | 5 | FishMahBoi: TIFU by not helping an old woman
Today I was at a train station waiting for the arrival of a train to get back to my home-town. On the platform that I was waiting on, another train arrives that was not going to my destination (the train I was going to take was due to arrive at 4:30PM whereas this one arrive... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1414100847 | 1414125557 | t3_2k4xou | t5_2to41 | 9 | CasualGamerBra: TIFU by deleting potential evidence of a Hit & Run that caused a multiple car accident.
Basically, today was supposed to be nothing special- I decided to run to the grocery store to grab a sandwich and some other stuff for dinner.
I was driving to the store as normal, and ended up getting stuck beh... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1414104941 | 1414125090 | t3_2k55bw | t5_2to41 | 3 | 77Lancersaxophone: TIFU by attempting to view the solar eclipse.
So there's a partial solar eclipse and I really wanted to see it. TIL that two pairs of sunglasses will not prevent your vision from getting screwed.
aregularwhitekid: My friends and I looked at it, each had 4 pairs of sunglasses. It was pretty awesome
Mi... | 3 | 1 | |
1414109687 | 1414126685 | t3_2k5dwk | t5_2to41 | 6 | LtBenben: TIFU by trying to surprise my SO
So today was the day I was scheduled to take my road test. Finally after two years of having my permit, and one and a half of those years being driven around by my SO.
So this was it. The day. THE day. Awhile ago I had told my SO that I was going to surprise them when I got ... | 8 | 0.75 | |
1414110516 | 1414165980 | t3_2k5fby | t5_2to41 | 132 | Shimbob18: TIFU By Digging Up My Ex's Nudes
This was actually a few months ago but since I'm new to Reddit I figured I would give this a shot.
I was up late writing a paper while my girlfriend was doing some homework. For privacy we'll call her Aly. Eventually Aly decided she was going to go back to her place and go t... | 7 | 18.857143 | |
1414112132 | 1414148083 | t3_2k5i85 | t5_2to41 | 48 | TheOneThatOwnsU: TIFU by trying to make a water balloon.
Today my dad brought home a package of water balloons. He was gonna use them for a trick that he learned about for fermenting whiskey. You put the balloon on the jug that contains the whiskey. The balloon will begin to inflate and stay inflated for about a month.... | 3 | 16 | |
1414114096 | 1414161196 | t3_2k5loa | t5_2to41 | 6 | Mapleseruhp: TIFU by calling my classmate "Sweetie"
My class had just finished gym and we were all at our lockers because it was the end of the day. Girls were arguing about people cheating whatever. The conversation turns to me. I freeze. The preppy white girls start accusing me of cheating.
[flashback]
Let me expl... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1414115236 | 1414116349 | t3_2k5nnm | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking a homeless man for money
Maybe not the biggest FU, but at least it doesn't involve poop or sex...
So I just moved to a new area, and have been going to the library to do my online classes, since I don't have internet at my new place yet. Today, I took a break from school and was feeling rathe... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1414110746 | 1414116876 | t3_2k5frk | t5_2to41 | 13 | captain_teemo1: TIFU by sleep talking, moaning my aunts name
hello reddit.
Today I just want to die because of shame, I am currently having a vacation in my aunt and uncles house. Will plan to stay here for 2 months while I don't have school, so ok, last week, while having breakfast my aunt came out of bedroom wearin... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1414115361 | 1414117114 | t3_2k5nv0 | t5_2to41 | 59 | ThrowawayAccount8900: TIFU by unscrewing a hose in the wrong place.
(This actually happened on Monday, but whatever.)
I'm an operator at the plant I work at. It's a small place, so I often end up having to do all sorts of odd jobs, from lab work to lawn care. Today I decided that I was going to wash down the outdoor a... | 4 | 14.75 | |
1414115394 | 1414162679 | t3_2k5nx5 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by drunkenly fooling around.
TIFU
Okay, not today, 4 years ago.
I read someones post kinda similiar to this so yeah fuck it, I don't care.
I was 16 and wasted (Irish, that should explain it), when me and my friends are all just chilling on some hill/banken whatever the fuck you want to call it, it was... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1414110716 | 1414163245 | t3_2k5fpn | t5_2to41 | 361 | UGABravesFan: TIFU by writing a letter to the tooth fairy
First time posting here. I guess this is how it works. When I was about 8-ish years old I stumbled upon my parents stash of penthouse forum magazines. I used to go in their room when they weren't home and read them. Well one day I lost a tooth, and like most chi... | 4 | 90.25 | |
1414116837 | 1414132422 | t3_2k5qgy | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by saying "I love you" to the wrong person
This really happened yesterday. So here's some backstory: I've been dating this girl that we are going to call Jamie for 3 months (she is a year older than me). It has been going well all things considered: no fighting, generally similar in lots of ways, found ... | 3 | 2 | |
1414109291 | 1414161594 | t3_2k5d7a | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by playing a song to dance with my "ex"
So a bit of backstory:
We're both in high school and dated since January. We had a short broken up period in the summer because her parents didn't approve of us (they didn't know until then), but we ended up getting back together. Well they caught me in bed with h... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1414117136 | 1414120345 | t3_2k5qyz | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by playing a prank on my mom.
A little background first, I am a college student majoring in IT living at home. In the interest of learning network security I have a few penetration testing apps installed on my phone. Now back to the story. Today my mom was browsing on her dinosaur of a laptop and I thou... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1414108895 | 1414424636 | t3_2k5ch3 | t5_2to41 | 13 | SoonKeem: TIFU by making a dry ice bomb at school.
This was actually today, about 4 hours ago.
Every day after school, there are a group of people waiting until their clubs/sport activities start. But today, some kid brought dry ice and we decided to play with it. One of us having heard that if it's put in a bottle wi... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1414118817 | 1414125383 | t3_2k5tq0 | t5_2to41 | 13 | Redsett: TIFU by taking a pen to the bathroom
This actually happened not a half hour ago.
So I'm a college student and for the past couple weeks I've been studying for midterms around the clock. Tomorrow I have my last and most important midterm. At this point I've been studying so much and so long that I feel pretty... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1414110858 | 1414181798 | t3_2k5fy9 | t5_2to41 | 10 | SOADomizeMe: TIFU going to the hair dressers.
Walked into the hairdresses and was asked how I would like my hair cut... I said "surprise me".
I was very much so surprised.
Cats-and-satan: Pics please
SOADomizeMe: Once I get home
Cats-and-satan: !!!! Yay!! Thanks!
SOADomizeMe: You're welcome kind sir
Cats-and-satan: ... | 12 | 0.833333 | |
1414118026 | 1414130242 | t3_2k5sg1 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by /r/Deciding to Be Better
Let me start by saying this last weekend was a convergence of a lot of my life blowing up in my face. I waited to post this until after everything kind of settled, so there's the beginnings of a happy ending here.
I subscribe to /r/DecidingToBeBetter and /r/GetMotivated. Gre... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1414110617 | 1414202861 | t3_2k5fi9 | t5_2to41 | 10 | LambChops1909: TIFU by telling Siri to call the police
So my girlfriend and I pretty regularly screw around with Siri on her iPhone by telling her things like "tell me a joke" and "where should I hide a body." Today, I tried something to the effect of "help me she's trying to kill me!" Siri called 911. A phone call fro... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1414119557 | 1414123637 | t3_2k5ux9 | t5_2to41 | 6 | ifukerdup: TIFU and I'll have to do time for it.
My fuck up happened in June but it's just now coming to a head. It started when I was hanging at some friends playing cards and bullshitting. About 3am a pretty young lady asked if she could sit on my lap. Of course I said yes.A few minutes later she asked for a ride hom... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1414110568 | 1414156469 | t3_2k5fey | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by having my GF over
So my girlfriend was having a really rough time, and asked if she could come over. Now I was home alone, and my mom has a strict no-girlfriend-unless-an-adult-is-home policy. So I let her come over anyway, as a good teenager should do.
Flash forward to mom getting home
She come ins... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1414105839 | 1414158673 | t3_2k56x3 | t5_2to41 | 5 | thefrankyg: TIFU by not clipping my keys to my belt loop
Went to packet pickup for the Marine Corps Marathon this evening and I had to take empty my pockets. To make it easier I took everything off and put it in my bag.
When I was heading home I just put my keys in a shallow jacket pocket. When I ran to get on the tr... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1414122438 | 1414133092 | t3_2k5zbr | t5_2to41 | 28 | Youtookmynamebro: TIFU by telling my mom about /r/nofap (possibly NSFW)
(Typing this on phone excuse my sentence structures)
So today I'm in the car with my mom. In all honesty I'm not easily embarrassed, so I tell her about my challenge to not fap for as long as I possibly can. The only thing that comes out her ... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1414122675 | 1414125608 | t3_2k5zo6 | t5_2to41 | 38 | LureOfTheAnimal: TIFU, by accidentally drinking my own piss.
With my job as a Signal Maintainer for the railroad I don't always have immediate access to a restroom while working. Well, today I received a trouble call that a road crossing gate was broken. So I head to the crossing while sipping on a big gulp iced tea on... | 7 | 5.428571 | |
1414123549 | 1414270587 | t3_2k6102 | t5_2to41 | 74 | barhos: TIFU by wearring revealing jeggings
Preface: I didnt know what jeggings looked like in real life
SO this goes back to 12th grade year(a year ago), around March. I slept over my best friend's house, who I recently made up with over a stupid fight. I had to go home the next day early in the morning, but my work ... | 14 | 5.285714 | |
1414123650 | 1414728964 | t3_2k615x | t5_2to41 | 7 | drekiss: TIFU Lost my car
This needs a little back story, I work in a super crowded college town and there is almost no parking near my downtown job. I finally got a parking spot in a ramp nearby my office building. In August I bought a new car so I'm still not used to looking for it. Today I walk the two blocks and 6 ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1414124604 | 1414418565 | t3_2k62gz | t5_2to41 | 19 | RememberTheBrakShow: TIFU by spearing a female co worker I'm highschool-level crushing on square in the mouth with moldy asbestos insulation.
Normally I'd be seasonally layed off, but this fall/winter we're remodeling an old, industrial-revolution era building into a new branch. Owner of the company knew I had construc... | 7 | 2.714286 | |
1414122261 | 1414214373 | t3_2k5z2p | t5_2to41 | 9 | naveen87: TIFU by getting off my face...
So some background here. This happened about 5 years ago, was too embarrassed back then to even talk about this let alone post it on reddit.
I bought my first car a subaru impreza wrx 97" model, at this stage of my life I was only 23 and was all into the going out with mates, d... | 3 | 3 | |
1414123099 | 1414171633 | t3_2k60aw | t5_2to41 | 14 | AlbinoBrowney: TIFU by eating a ghost pepper, then rubbing my eyes...
So this actually happened today, so to start it off this was during lunch. My friend grew a couple of ghost peppers in his back yard, so he decided it would be a great idea to try them out today with my other friend and me! First off these were REALL... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1414129149 | 1414263691 | t3_2k686x | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by smoking with my friends in my school's recording studio
Literally just got home and this happened only 2 hours ago. A couple of friends and I decided for it to be a good idea to smoke some herb to relax after a stressful week and mix session since we were the only remaining people in the building. We... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1414131556 | 1414164063 | t3_2k6apg | t5_2to41 | 12 | ZippymcOswald: TIFU By driving through a puddle as well
this happened a few years ago, so bear with me.
It was Snow-pocalypse in Portland, Oregon, 2008. You may know Portland because of its wonderful food, numerous hipsters, and the tendency to put birds on things. What you most likely don't know it for is it's sno... | 3 | 4 | |
1414134825 | 1414140979 | t3_2k6dwh | t5_2to41 | 19 | KhanVastar: TIFU by wearing a long shirt
We all have that one really loud friend right? That is really hyper about everything and gets excited.
Well today my friend broke me.
Why?
Let me tell you...
This happened in 2011 when I was 15 years old in year 9. We had this thing at my school called the city program where ... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1414136078 | 1414162040 | t3_2k6f1u | t5_2to41 | 16 | fidderjiggit: Tifu by posting the first chapter of my Mom and step-dad's novel on reddit.
My mom and step-dad have been writing a fantasy novel for years. I made the suggestion of posting their first chapter on reddit, they agreed so I did. It was...not well received. When I told them this my step-dad took the crit... | 4 | 4 | |
1414138793 | 1414140583 | t3_2k6hf5 | t5_2to41 | 3 | pecoto: TIFU by forgetting to update my facebook relationship status.
Me and the soon to be ex-wife are getting divorced. No ifs, and or buts. 0% chance at reconciliation. We are separated, she lives in her own apartment. I met a really cool lady online. We hit it off, went on one date which went swimmingly. We... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1414137203 | 1414178470 | t3_2k6fzm | t5_2to41 | 57 | metalporn: TIFU by typing "twat" instead of "test" while on a client's computer
So I work for an IT support company which provides remote support to our clients. I received a call from a customer who said she can't save any files on her computer.
I remoted onto her PC and asked her to show me what she is trying to do.... | 4 | 14.25 | |
1414145142 | 1414148032 | t3_2k6mqa | t5_2to41 | 6 | TheBlockIsHot: TIFU by calling my mom
fae925: Clearly a fake post...all other posts are in English without fault.
Unless you are sharing your reddit with the one you are sharing a bed with...
Guinness2702: > all other posts are in English without fault.
And the first clue wasn't that he claimed to have phoned his... | 6 | 1 | |
1414146460 | 1414218943 | t3_2k6nvy | t5_2to41 | 16 | Words_of_err_: TIFU by eating a piece of leftover 'salad'
The empty roast eggplant/spinach etc. salad plate was sitting in a short queue on the bench on the counter above the dishwasher, as usual in our kitchen.
There was a little bit, next to the plate, on the counter.
I didn't realise at the time that this 'little ... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1414155720 | 1414167075 | t3_2k6rds | t5_2to41 | 4 | helion83: Better off spending the cash and getting a Fleshlight.
Bloodlvst: Pocket pussy is a slang term for anything that is a fake vagina, INCLUDING Fleshlights.
helion83: I've not heard of it as a slang term, I've seen there are some branded names called "Pocket Pussy" (can't search at work) which is what I thought ... | 4 | 1 | |
1414150804 | 1414171218 | t3_2k6rvi | t5_2to41 | 5 | oopsthrowthrow: TIFU by speaking my language
I am sorry for my english mistake.
I have been in Canada only a few years. I come from china. Maybe it is a mans tendency but when I came here I was alone and interested in meeting a canadian girl. Not just a canadian girl, but a white girl. Please do not judge! I still do... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1414151731 | 1414176816 | t3_2k6sug | t5_2to41 | 4,840 | meow_mix8: TIFU by mishearing my little sister.
Okay, so this was not today, but years ago. When I was in 4th grade, my little sister (in 1st grade) had to do a show-and-tell on what their favorite fruit was, and present it to both my class and hers at once. My class had to be there to give my sister's class experience... | 16 | 302.5 | |
1414137626 | 1414155474 | t3_2k6gd8 | t5_2to41 | 3 | dolfjewolfje: TIFU by watching Family Guy on the train (semi NSFW)
this happened yesterday, but I was a bit too lazy to post it then. Anyway I was on my way to school and put on an episode of Family Guy as usual, as those rides quickly become boring.
Soon the guy came over who checks your tickets, forgot what his tit... | 3 | 1 | |
1414207906 | 1414373314 | t3_2k6rp3 | t5_2to41 | 25 | feta_squeeze: Mr. Goop? Excellent, excellent username. Please let me know how many goop I owe you for the pleasure of seeing your username.
CelticsPatsRedSox: Eight. You owe him eight goop.
feta_squeeze: Eight goop? Are you sure? That is a lot of goop. Like, I don't even know if I can make that many goop.
Is ther... | 8 | 3.125 | |
1414153007 | 1414186960 | t3_2k6ua5 | t5_2to41 | 2 | mibbsy: TIFU by sneezing on someone
Hello, Reddit. I'm back once again, with yet another fuck up.
This took place last year around winter-time, when I had a giant cold. I'd basically been sneezing and sniffing all day, but it was a Friday, so I didn't really see the point in not coming in.
It was history class, per... | 3 | 0.666667 |
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