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1414154880 | 1414158197 | t3_2k6wli | t5_2to41 | 9 | thrwawaylove: TIFU by realizing I love my best friend.
Okay throwaway bc best friend knows my username. So I have the best friend in the whole world he's funny and supportive and he complements me. So where's the FU? I like him. A lot. I realized that I like him and now when I see him I get the biggest smile and I loo... | 3 | 3 | |
1414135101 | 1414169313 | t3_2k6e53 | t5_2to41 | 52 | Blinding_Phoenix: TIFU by yelling "You dick" in a small lecture.
This happened to me today in a physics lecture at my uni.
So I got in late, 15mins to be exact and opened the door to the ongoing lecture. Everything stops as everyone is looking at me. Even the lecturer stops and looks. Pressure starts building and i ho... | 4 | 13 | |
1414157571 | 1414235883 | t3_2k70d2 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU: Catfished for the first time. NSFW
Four weeks into using Tinder, I experienced a catfish tonight. Couple days ago I matched with a girl that is three years younger than me ( I'm 23). She was the first to suggest having coffee and also pushed on heading over to her place afterwards. Well I suggested she... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1414158232 | 1414179431 | t3_2k71db | t5_2to41 | 37 | giraffenamedsloth: TIFU by getting sick.
Ok, lets clear a few things up. I'm 14 and I just started high school. Its alot a fun and yadda yadda yadda but lets get to my f*ck up.
I wasn't feeling my best this morning and i insisted to stay home, but my mom said i had to go and that i had to quit my "faking". So i went ... | 5 | 7.4 | |
1414159119 | 1414180660 | t3_2k72pt | t5_2to41 | 9 | KeineName: TIFU by putting tape in my pocket
A few weeks ago, my girlfriend of 2.5 years and I broke up. She came by last week to pick up a few things she had left at my place. Before she arrived, I had showered, changed, and used athletic tape to immobilize one of my fingers due to a hand injury I had suffered a few d... | 3 | 3 | |
1414159624 | 1414198110 | t3_2k73hv | t5_2to41 | 179 | goofyteacher: TIFU by telling a joke I didn't understand.
This was back in 6th grade. I friend had told me a joke in school. I thought I sort of got it. After a few minutes, the teacher passed out a quick math worksheet.
Later, as all of us left class, I said to the teacher, "What do you get when you blow in a brown p... | 4 | 44.75 | |
1414160213 | 1414173054 | t3_2k74gw | t5_2to41 | 131 | the_dinks: 1,500,000 subscribers!
In celebration, check out [this sweet gif](http://i.imgur.com/eo14wPq.gif) I found in my bookmarks!
Post more sweet gifs in the comments. Or make your case for how to deal with the forever-escalating situation in Israel. Either one is fine.
EDIT: Actual thank you(s) are in the commen... | 6 | 21.833333 | |
1414159558 | 1414161216 | t3_2k73ec | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to pay a guy a compliment
I recently started working as a DJ and one of the guys who worked where I work now quit. He liked my set so I tried to pay him a compliment by telling him that the guy they hired to replace him was kind of shitty. Turns out the guy is one of his closest friends. Now I... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1414162069 | 1414185566 | t3_2k77jh | t5_2to41 | 90 | Barker8850: TIFU By flashing a UPS delivery man
So after reading another TIFU I was reminded of my tale of embarrassment, as with most TIFU this happened a few months ago.
A little back story. I used to work for a popular sports shop in the UK which got a delivery from UPS every day and I was my responsibility to rec... | 4 | 22.5 | |
1414164067 | 1414173510 | t3_2k7b28 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by being nearly caught kissing my gf
Ripper_Bravo_Six: So hiw old are you to that you cant even kiss your girlfriend?
linjes: It isn't a matter of how old, it's a matter of how comfortable her family is with seeing it
BTW. Am Asian.
Ripper_Bravo_Six: Ah. Well for me being a normal white guy in amer... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1414164596 | 1414341714 | t3_2k7c1l | t5_2to41 | 71 | dirttrackracing: TIFU by barrel rolling my fully loaded semi-truck.
Well, I wound up pulling some dukes of hazard shit yesterday on the jobsite.
I am an independent contractor (own my truck and trailer) that moves dirt, sand and rock to and from jobsites with a side-dump trailer.
I was going to a jobsite I hadn'... | 9 | 7.888889 | |
1414165101 | 1414181181 | t3_2k7cyu | t5_2to41 | 116 | TreatsObjctsLikWomen: TIFU by singeing my favorite pubic hair
This actually transpired today, during the wee morning hours. After an intense 2 hour lifting and subsequent kick boxing session last night, I felt the glorious onset of soreness marking a workout well done. However, the pain in my crotchal-region continued ... | 6 | 19.333333 | |
1414165480 | 1414166020 | t3_2k7dnq | t5_2to41 | 21 | spencethechef101: TIFU? By trying to give my classmate a ride in a storm.
So this happened yesterday, like most TIFU, but I just didn’t have the time to write it. So as anyone from New England would know right now, we are getting blasted by a nor’easter. It is essentially a toned down hurricane. Anyway, I live off c... | 3 | 7 | |
1414166116 | 1414180030 | t3_2k7etd | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU By having the dream of a lifetime
This actually happened to me last week, it was the night before my family started a week long vacation. Since we were planning on driving to the resort which was 8 hours away, we decided everyone would meet at our house to leave early in the morning however, I worked th... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1414160466 | 1414169624 | t3_2k74wk | t5_2to41 | 5 | SirRazzleBerry: TIFU by getting a boner
Aash_: must have been HARD to clean up
freetimenow: such a LONG time to clean it all
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1414165009 | 1414176323 | t3_2k7csk | t5_2to41 | 17 | Spirilicous: TIFU by making my grandma believe I have multiple girlfriends.
So first of all you should know that I'm from Austria and therefore speak German.
In German there is no difference between the word Boy/Girlfriend and fe/male friend we just call all of them our "friends".
With you knowing that I will write the... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1414168351 | 1414183965 | t3_2k7ix5 | t5_2to41 | 4 | AYCEpancakes: TIFU by mistaking OJ for milk when making mac & cheese
unrealdonnie: Did you eat it at least?
AYCEpancakes: Yes, lol. I rinsed it in the colander, got another cheese packet, and redid the steps. Still a little tangy, but hey...
unrealdonnie: Just extra flavor right?
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1414168495 | 1414212166 | t3_2k7j5w | t5_2to41 | 2,113 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to say nice things about someone who died.
So I was at a wake for someone. She had died because she was smoking a cigarette and then fell asleep and the cigarette caused a fire. I was talking to a few people she knew and here I am trying to say nice things. I said, "She was always so happy. Sh... | 8 | 264.125 | |
1414168605 | 1414177621 | t3_2k7jcj | t5_2to41 | 6 | ThickAsianAccent: TIFU by drinking Dos Equis.
Obligatory timeframe reference as this was about 3 years ago, not today. Still probably stands up as the most disgusting thing I've ever had happen in my life.
So my family was going out for mexican food. Dad, step-mom, sister, wife, daughter (2 at the time), grandma, and ... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1414168994 | 1414173315 | t3_2k7k2z | t5_2to41 | 2 | OriginalDonFloss: TIFU by drinking too much
cs7420: Do you hunt for sport, or for food?
OriginalDonFloss: Food
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1414170148 | 1414172704 | t3_2k7m9v | t5_2to41 | 6 | 328Bravo: TIFU by being suicidal and panicking.
So Yesterday night and today I fucked up big time.
I've been depressed for awhile and basically now have got to the point of being suicidal. Last night after certain events I decided fuck it I'm going to kill myself.
I went to my local park which is near some railway tr... | 6 | 1 | |
1414171484 | 1414172332 | t3_2k7ore | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by making my girlfriend think I am cheating on her
So I work an IT job and I am in front of a computer for 40 hours a week. This being said I am on Reddit roughly 40 hours/week. I have visited many dark corners of Reddit. The depths of depravity and weirdness really blows my mind as a Psychologist. Brow... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1414172334 | 1414186408 | t3_2k7qd7 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by encouraging my mate to get drunk on holiday and taking home the first girl he saw [NSFW]
This happened a few months ago, I know it's allowed but I still feel awkward because it didn't happen 'Today'.
Went on holiday to Phuket, Thailand with a few mates and so for anyone who has seen The Hangover 2, ... | 4 | 3 | |
1414168340 | 1414251275 | t3_2k7iw9 | t5_2to41 | 46 | redactingthrowaway: TIFU by redacting videos at work [throwaway,not a sex TIFU]
So, sometimes I have to redact videos for lawyers/law enforcement (clip out parts that can't be admissible in a jury trial). Sometimes it's drunk people, sometimes it's someone accused of theft....and sometimes it's worse. MUCH FUCKING WOR... | 5 | 9.2 | |
1414172350 | 1414174094 | t3_2k7qe5 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by wearing cheap jeans
This happened when I was 16. My mom bought me some cheap jeans at Shopko and I was super pissed that she would expect me to wear not name brand clothes. After being upset I realized I hurt her feelings so I put them on and said thanks and went on with my day. I soon noticed when I... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1414173412 | 1414193138 | t3_2k7sf4 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by using my lime tree to garnish Coronas and Patron shots
Several months back I bought a house in Florida with a lime tree in the backyard. So I had some buddies over, bought some Dos Equis, Coronas, Patron and had a great fiesta. Today I walked out back and the limes are the size of baseballs and ora... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1414173867 | 1414214922 | t3_2k7t9c | t5_2to41 | 9 | ifuckedup95: TIFU by eating a "raisin"
This didn't actually happen recently, but rather 12 years ago, back when I was a naive little 7 year-old girl.
Alright, So! My brother and I (who is 3 at the time) were sitting on the kitchen floor just casually eating raisins. You know the tiny, red Sunmaid boxes of raisins? Th... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1414173512 | 1414238705 | t3_2k7sll | t5_2to41 | 240 | throwshhit: TIFU by trying to look cool and smoking a blunt.
I started hanging out with this guy. He is the blue-collar-spends-his-days-at-the-skate-park-and-his-nights-experimenting-with-drugs type. I am the white-collar-spend-my-days-in-the-office-and-my-nights-watching-PBS-with-my-cat type. Most people who know me s... | 12 | 20 | |
1414172776 | 1414177071 | t3_2k7r6y | t5_2to41 | 3 | Frontflip12: TIFU by not explaining my self properly.
I have really liked this girl for a while, for the sake of privacy lets call her Y.
To me Y is perfect, she's funny, smart, pretty and best of all I can be myself around her.
We talk a bit but not alot, so when I finally found the guys to ask Y out I said "do yo... | 3 | 1 | |
1414159154 | 1414180650 | t3_2k72ro | t5_2to41 | 8 | XtremeGuy5: TIFU by not waking up fast enough and being stupid
Pretty easy-to-understand title. I'm a fucking idiot and I can't do anything right. Slept over at my girlfriend's last night due to it being our 8 months, it was a pretty good night and we fell asleep at about 1:20AM. Had trouble getting it up last night (t... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1414175116 | 1414176587 | t3_2k7vm9 | t5_2to41 | 11 | myniggaTyrion: TIFU by telling a bunch of 10-12 years olds I had herpes...
So, as usual, this happened back during the summer. After having spent 2 and a half horrible years working at a grocery store during high school, I decided this past summer that when I got back from college, I was going to find a different job. ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1414175083 | 1414178514 | t3_2k7vk5 | t5_2to41 | 7 | pigmaleon: TIFU by taking my neice pee
Of course this happened years ago
I was in eighth grade and trying to be a bit rebellious I wore pajama pants to school (it was taboo, and against dress code). I got sent to the office by one of my teachers so that I could call home to change.
At this time the only person who c... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1414174964 | 1414177433 | t3_2k7vc5 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Big_D_Man: TIFU by turning
This all happened within the last 24 hours, so it still counts!
Anyhow, a little back story before we get to it. On Oct 22 2013, I tore my ACL and Meniscus in my left knee playing football. I had surgery to repair the damage and began the long road to recovery.
The FU. Seeing as to how my r... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1414172357 | 1414252435 | t3_2k7qes | t5_2to41 | 72 | _From_The_Internet_: TIFU by assuming that privacy was considered here
I've been staying at my gfs family's house which includes her parents and sister. They never come in to our room without knocking...usually. I'm in our room alone as my gf is out running errands. I get horny and go on my porn username for reddit. I ... | 14 | 5.142857 | |
1414176499 | 1414184919 | t3_2k7pxp | t5_2to41 | 4 | Viperspider: I will, thank you. But they dont seem to help with scams :/ They take a "not my problem" approach.
zzxcvb: Maybe contact steam support not for getting back the knives, but essentially reporting that scammer.
It's a shame what happened to you man, not going to lie.
Viperspider: I've reported both, hopefull... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1414173444 | 1414187850 | t3_2k7sh7 | t5_2to41 | 297 | Falcnuts: TIFU by eating a werther's original candy at work.
So I discovered the weirdest Pavlov's dog thing about myself today.
When I was around 13 or so I used to get erections a lot during church. I don't know why. Maybe it was because all the women were dressed pretty, maybe because it was inappropriate, therefo... | 4 | 74.25 | |
1414172637 | 1414251173 | t3_2k7qyh | t5_2to41 | 153 | bvc682: TIFU by telling a girl she was fat
I'm recently single, been spending a lot of nights at home on my couch alone, and decided I needed to get out of the house last night. I walked down to a local happy hour and was having a drink when 3 beautiful women walked up and sat at the table next to mine. I waited for an... | 10 | 15.3 | |
1414177181 | 1414178183 | t3_2k7zk1 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Matt_trix: TIFU by leaving class early
Today I was tired and left class an hour early. I proceeded to make my way to the usual bus stop, where I would wait for my two hour ride home. I checked the schedule for the time, and the first bus started its route an hour from then. I checked the next quickest route on google m... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1414178229 | 1414179695 | t3_2k81k9 | t5_2to41 | 7 | owwlies: TIFU by taking a shower
I know it sounds odd, how the hell can you fuck up by taking a shower?
Well, as I discovered, pretty damn easily.
So I'm in the shower, getting my hair wet and all that jazz, and I move a little.
My foot goes completely from under me and I'm on a slip and slide to the other end of the ... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1414178660 | 1416691976 | t3_2k82ct | t5_2to41 | 7 | Pyrotemplar: TIFU by trying to have sex a month after a frenulectomy!
This happened a couple of nights ago, but lets just pretend it just happened today for the sake of r/TIFU.
Anyways, about a month ago I had a frenulectomy preformed on me by my urologist, on the recovery paper work it stated in big bold letters" NO ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1414179669 | 1414193973 | t3_2k8497 | t5_2to41 | 19 | dinghie: TIFU by playing with my pussy a bit too roughly
So, I'm alone at home so I think it's a perfect time for some alone time with my cat. I have this way of playing with him (http://i.imgur.com/9ycPCcl.jpg this picture's over a year old, he's grown 1/3 from that since it's a Norwegian forest cat) where I place my ... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1414172732 | 1414182431 | t3_2k7r4c | t5_2to41 | 7 | Jorumvar: TIFU by opening porn on my work computer
For starters, I don't work for Pornhub. Second, I imagine this is something that has happened before, but I didn't see one of these on the front page and figured it was safe. Here is what happened:
I was browsing the gamefaqs Dark Souls 2 forum during my lunch break... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1414180165 | 1414180525 | t3_2k8576 | t5_2to41 | 3 | ivymike_7: TIFU by giving my teacher earrings.
So this happened years ago, around the time when I was in first grade. I came from a poor family so we couldn't afford nice things, but at the time my mother had these diamond earrings that my father gave to her as a wedding gift and it was the only real piece of jewellry ... | 3 | 1 | |
1414179497 | 1414180923 | t3_2k83x7 | t5_2to41 | 13 | CarsTrucksBuses: TIFU by prank calling a psychic.
This happened at the beginning of my, and my friends, pot smoking career. We were probably about juniors in high school, and our friday nights basically consisted of piling into my buddy Toms car, finding places to smoke weed, smoke, and then eat. So we're stoned, its p... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1414180341 | 1414183236 | t3_2k85j4 | t5_2to41 | 2 | stupiddodge: TIFU by thinking my friends were at the buffet table with me
This one isn't too bad, just really embarrassing... So earlier today I was with some buddies at Pizza Hut for the lunch buffet. We were talking about the dessert pizza earlier, so when i went up to the buffet table to get more pizza and I noticed... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1414181881 | 1414182902 | t3_2k88fv | t5_2to41 | 1 | Sk8erBoi95: TIFU by drinking on a weekday
Dizillin: Pfft that's nothin bruh, you'll get used to the hangovers eventually. I drink 5+ days a week (I know, i'm pathetic). It just makes me not worry about shit. Word of advice. Drink water and eat something (bread-like) before you go to sleep. Personally I turn on my tap ... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1414182436 | 1414185757 | t3_2k89gi | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU - By trusting a fart
Quick_man: Hi Pr0phet88, thank you for submitting to /r/tifu.
Unfortunately your submission *TIFU - By trusting a fart* has been removed because it violates RULE 10: "All posts centered around defecation will be removed unless it's Saturday." Please feel free to resubmit your stor... | 5 | 1 | |
1414182933 | 1414183858 | t3_2k8ado | t5_2to41 | 3 | Kerbalnaught1: TIFU, being excited
SaraquelTheArchangel: Seems legit.
Kerbalnaught1: Five seconds after i got off.
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1414183688 | 1414185344 | t3_2k8bro | t5_2to41 | 3 | cdhunter1994: TIFU by eating a strawberry pop tart
So this goes back to when I was about 9-10. I was a normal child (liked video games‚ tv‚ etc). Well got hungry as I was a rather "obese" hah. So I go to the cabinet get out my pop tart sit at my kitchen table and bask in the glory of my mouth watering delicacy. So I'm ... | 3 | 1 | |
1414184328 | 1414184681 | t3_2k8czq | t5_2to41 | 21 | teefour: TIFU by flushing while the plumber was hard at work
So as usual, this was a few years ago. My parents had a beach house that was semi-closed for the winter, but not winterized because going and hanging out at the beach in New England in January is actually pretty fun.
So I head up there for the weekend with ... | 3 | 7 | |
1414184228 | 1414188445 | t3_2k8ctm | t5_2to41 | 6 | bagelthrowaway1: TIFU by eating a poppy seed bagel before a drug test
I don't know what to do. I had a everything bagel from a local coffee shop and I took a drug test a few hours later. I was shocked to find out that I tested positive because I always though the poppy seed drug test thing was an urban legend.
This d... | 6 | 1 | |
1414184834 | 1414213145 | t3_2k8du7 | t5_2to41 | 52 | Abhw: TIFU by removing my salivary glands (might be a bit gross)
A few years ago, I was forced to watch an extremely long-winded presentation on something I don't quite remember. Might have had something to do with transferring TV signals over coaxial cable and the physics behind it or something.
Anyway, I was quite ... | 4 | 13 | |
1414186143 | 1414189331 | t3_2k8g6k | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by sleeping with a Special Olympics girl NSFW
I'm on my phone so apologies in advance for any formatting errors.
The title says it all and as with most posts, this happened a few years back.
I moved around a lot as an adolescent and was diagnosed with some minor learning disabilities in middle school... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1414187589 | 1414194129 | t3_2k8iqs | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a horny little shit.
This fuck up did not happen today, but a few months ago. However, the consequences of this fuck up happened today in class.
Backestory: I've been using Tinder for a year now. I was never really into hooking up in high school, seeing as how I had a long time boyfriend (We ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1414189117 | 1414218910 | t3_2k8jb5 | t5_2to41 | 23 | ungratefulgargoyle: I almost deleted the email, tbh. But I forwarded it because it's a clear as day violation of our sexual harassment policy, in writing no less with his name attached. It would be unprofessional f I didn't report it. HR may very we'll have leniency and assign him training. Thats what I'm hoping for.
... | 6 | 3.833333 | |
1414188293 | 1414535559 | t3_2k8jyy | t5_2to41 | 1,495 | BRBreezy: TIFU by voting Democrat
Just a quick background to set the scene.. I'm a male in my early 20s. I live at home with my parents and commute to school. I'm currently unemployed (very hard to find work in my area). I live in the southern United States - a red state.
So the midterm elections are near so I decid... | 19 | 78.684211 | |
1414188605 | 1414205876 | t3_2k8kid | t5_2to41 | 204 | Proseedcake: TIFU by translating a word for one of my students.
I had my class writing stories on the theme of "a scary house". They're fairly young - think late childhood/early adolescence - so I was expecting a lot of "I went into a house and there was a scary ghost and I ran away and then I woke up and it was all a ... | 6 | 34 | |
1414188907 | 1414392150 | t3_2k8l0o | t5_2to41 | 20 | potato_is_toxic: TIFU by farting inside a mosque
**Stuff i should mention :**
Every Friday Muslims gather in mosques to hear an imam talking about stuff.
Lablabi is a Tunisian dish known to make you fart.
Farting is not allowed because it will cancel your wudu
**how i fucked up**
My parents aren't home so i decided to ... | 4 | 5 | |
1414186655 | 1414192729 | t3_2k8h4i | t5_2to41 | 2 | ThisIsJunkAccount: TIFU by reestablishing communication with my ex.
So I've been missing my ex-girlfriend horribly, and she hasn't been answering her calls. Today she finally picked up and I asked her what's been the matter. Apparently she's not supposed to talk to me anymore because her parents, who are super devout c... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1414186358 | 1414235128 | t3_2k8gko | t5_2to41 | 75 | [deleted]: TIFU by not being prepared for my exam
I had a midterm today for my Fluid Mechanics class which is worth 30% of my final grade. As the title states, I didn't study for it. I spent most of the week procrastinating and playing LoL.
Two hours before my exam, I was trying to cram as much information into my bra... | 5 | 15 | |
1414188978 | 1414228715 | t3_2k8l51 | t5_2to41 | 48 | im-not-drunk-enough: TIFU by ignoring everything everyone's ever told me and trusting a stranger
Well then boys. Today I fucked up. Today I fucked up real bad. Bear with me though because it might take a while
Story time:
We all know not to talk to strangers. We're told this from a very early age. We're also told not ... | 4 | 12 | |
1414191812 | 1414215720 | t3_2k8pnh | t5_2to41 | 9 | Snutchy: TIFU by walking in on a co-worker that was pooping and making fun of how they wipe their butt.
It happened today. I'm sitting at my console at work and the poop pains hit me. I walk out of the room and head for the toilet. I open the door to the restroom and there stood David, my co-worker, wiping his butt. He... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1414191700 | 1414192245 | t3_2k8ph4 | t5_2to41 | 24 | Fozzy_Fresh: TIFU by letting my little sister use my Xbox live profile on my old 360 because I have an Xbox One...
So for those that don't know, you can use the same Xbox live account on the 360 and the One at the same time.
I don't use my 360 anymore because I upgraded to the One. So I figured I'd be a nice big bro ... | 3 | 8 | |
1414191238 | 1414444759 | t3_2k8or9 | t5_2to41 | 4 | NovaKorpov: TIFU by helping someone find their phone.
Chilling at Walmart with my boyfriend.....till nature calls.
My favorite stall is taken but that's OK, the guy leaves a couple minutes later. I sit down and get comfy, its one of those days. I look over at the toilet paper holder and notice something.... off. A pho... | 4 | 1 | |
1414193406 | 1414395219 | t3_2k8s59 | t5_2to41 | 12 | liiiam0707: TIFU by spending £300 on speakers from a white van, that are seemingly worthless
I was walking into uni today when these two guys in a van pulled up and started talking to me, before I knew what was happening I had paid them and had the speakers in my house... Plus that money was pretty much all I had, so I... | 9 | 1.333333 | |
1414192893 | 1414194236 | t3_2k8rbk | t5_2to41 | 5 | gmaster115: TIFU by leaving the condom on.
So I met a very nice girl and we hit off so we decide to get back to mine and get high. After our 3rd joint things started to get hot and heavy and we started doing it. (Funny side part: She goes to put a condom on me but couldn't and said "it's too big" But she had tried to p... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1414180771 | 1414236167 | t3_2k86dz | t5_2to41 | 3 | Dizillin: TIFU by drifting uphill through a 4way on ice roads.
So this was last winter. I was on my lunch break and I decided, "hey, i'll go drifting through the industrial park because its fun as fuck and i'm awesome at drifting" (mind you I have never fucked up before , and i drift quite a bit). So here I am , coming... | 3 | 1 | |
1414195017 | 1414212697 | t3_2k8ulh | t5_2to41 | 89 | HappyNeko: TIFU by telling my boss to shut up
My boss was on vacation a few days and told me to handle things until he returned. Someone needed a [not that important] report that I didn't know how to do, so I did it how another coworker did theirs and was done with it.
My boss returns, asks to see the report, and... | 3 | 29.666667 | |
1414196568 | 1414199415 | t3_2k8wvm | t5_2to41 | 4 | dirtydanisreal: TIFU Got Rejected And Burned By A Hot Lesbian Like A Boss
So there's this girl in my college class. She's probably the hottest girl in my school. Me and her had been flirting for several weeks and had talked a bit. She had told me she had broken up with her Ex due to him breaking her iPhone and not fixi... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1414196757 | 1414215321 | t3_2k8x6a | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by jokingly saying Hitler was my role model
So, here's what happened. Some kid who hates my guts, and doesn't give a shit about anything, and makes mean jokes about everyone all the time, asks me who my role model is. Keep in mind: There's also this girl in my class who I have a massive crush on. Being ... | 3 | 2 | |
1414195750 | 1414205428 | t3_2k8vn9 | t5_2to41 | 63 | googly_pants: TIFU by showing a youtube video in class
So, I'm a fairly new teacher, and you'd think I'd know better, but TIFU by showing a video in class.
It all started with the fact that I have a foreign exchange student in class from Germany. We have a pretty good rapport as a class, and many of my students ask h... | 5 | 12.6 | |
1414198215 | 1414203046 | t3_2k8za9 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by choking the chicken
So reddit, this actually occurred a few years ago, back when I was a young teenager, age 13 to be exact. Like most other boys my age, I slapped the salami very often, in fact, I did it every night right when everyone went to sleep. I wasn't too bright and hadn't discovered reddit ... | 3 | 1 | |
1414197260 | 1414249026 | t3_2k8xwo | t5_2to41 | 6 | TImayhaveFU: TIFU by giving a coworker my number
So I work with a girl, she is quite cute but she is not 18 yet. I am close to 30 years old. She knows how old I am, and I make a point of bringing up the age difference somewhat often. However, despite that she still hits on me. And I just can't bring myself to say no to... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1414201663 | 1414206654 | t3_2k9346 | t5_2to41 | 11 | Sliphers: TIFU: By admitting to my mom I smoke weed while I was drugged from getting my wisdom teeth out.
So I had to get my wisdom teeth pulled and just like usual they put me under. After coming to they put me in a small waiting room and brought my mom in. I was constantly yelling as loud as possible "my mouth is lik... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1414203651 | 1414255033 | t3_2k964i | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to promote The Terminator way too hard
So I'm in the office of a professor I've been in touch with for over two years. He's a bro, so when I ask him if I can promote an event of the film club he just says "go for it!"
So I go on about how we're screening The Terminator and we've got tickets a... | 6 | 0.666667 | |
1414203813 | 1414205248 | t3_2k96cj | t5_2to41 | 4 | catman1718: TIFU by being curious on a bus.
So I'm on my way home, just riding the bus, cruising reddit, when I hear the seat across the aisle making a racket. I glance over, and see it's just a guy by himself. Then, I do a quick double-take. Because this guy is spazzing out.
Then I see it. He has his dick out. His... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1414202814 | 1414211865 | t3_2k94yi | t5_2to41 | 2 | RighteousJelly: TIFU by trying to be funny
Today, in one of my classes, my friend came up to me all happy and said, "I'm so excited for this weekend because I have a date with a really hot guy!" In my jealous state, I said, "Who, your dad?" **Her fucking dad died 2 weeks ago.** I immediately realized my mistake, and un... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1414195177 | 1414257056 | t3_2k8uta | t5_2to41 | 6 | Dimitri-the-red: TIFU By pulling a toy gun on a cop
(First off this didn't happen to me it happened to my uncle)
So my uncle would never open the door, he would just keep it unlocked and yell "come in" whenever someone knocked on it. Well one day he knew a friend of his was coming over and decided to open the door wit... | 3 | 2 | |
1414206746 | 1414208108 | t3_2k9aa6 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Limemcbean: TIFU by passing out drunk at my Girlfriend's parents' house.
This was last week but still a major fuck up. Here I am drinking it up, have one, 2, 3.. 9 too many shots. I'm walking down a main street in Toronto, and decide to pull out my skeeter and start pissing in the middle of the street. This alarms my g... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1414204351 | 1414438237 | t3_2k9728 | t5_2to41 | 82 | somepeace: TIFU by taking the trash out and getting maced by Canada Post.
This happened Monday. I was taking the trash out the back gate and my overly excited adolescent female German Shepherd squeezed by me and escaped! (first time ever) Things went south at this point, she raced past me and did that annoying put ... | 9 | 9.111111 | |
1414208979 | 1414213982 | t3_2k9d8w | t5_2to41 | 29 | wordsnsounds: TIFU by not realizing a teenager was disabled
When I started getting my nails done by my favorite nail tech, her older son was five. Over the next 10 years, I would see this child around her shop, watching tv, sweeping, or doing whatever things she needed for him to do. Her other son was about two years y... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1414211534 | 1414346874 | t3_2k9gh8 | t5_2to41 | 409 | decidedlyunfortunate: TIFU by looking directly at the solar eclipse
Yesterday at 2:30 in the afternoon, my teacher allowed me to go outside to see the partial eclipse. I forgot to bring a piece of paper to put pinholes into, and not wanting to have to return to class, I simply decide to look directly at it. It was not ... | 8 | 51.125 | |
1414212040 | 1414215146 | t3_2k9h46 | t5_2to41 | 28 | Mach_Two: TIFU by listening to a capella
So I went on a date today with a girl from my class (3rd date or so). On the car ride back, she was playing a song for me on my phone through YouTube. She got kind of quiet as she was going through my phone, and when we got back to her place she left pretty quickly and seemed a ... | 4 | 7 | |
1414201387 | 1414275076 | t3_2k92ph | t5_2to41 | 2 | Thunderkick72: TIFU by not knowing what Hentai was...
Figured it was time to share this story on the Internet. Back in the summer before my Freshman year of High School, I loved watching funny YouTube videos. Sanity Not Included was one of my favorites. Being an immature and dumb almost-freshman, the series appealed to... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1414212905 | 1414264096 | t3_2k9i4x | t5_2to41 | 532 | kiseraitpa: TIFU by farting on my dogs.
Let me first say that I'm really not a gross dude. I take good care of my hygiene and I respect the boundaries of others, so I try not to wear strong cologne or stink up a work area with my farts. But when I'm home by myself, I pretty much let those things fly. And sometimes, ... | 4 | 133 | |
1414214248 | 1414278909 | t3_2k9jqr | t5_2to41 | 8 | ChronicleDestiny: TIFU by having too much cash in my wallet
So this happened about an hour ago and I'm really freaking out. I just started this new cashiering job at this restaurant, that kind of place that you order up front then sit down with a number. I'm two days in and I'm finally starting to feel a little more co... | 4 | 2 | |
1414213006 | 1414236359 | t3_2k9i96 | t5_2to41 | 33 | Peeincup: TIFU by peeing in my Starbucks cup
Last week, I was attending a conference as a guest speaker alongside one of my coworkers. The event was a 2 hour drive from where I lived. Since I'm relatively useless without my caffeine in the morning, I got a venti (large) coffee from Starbucks for the drive .
The conf... | 4 | 8.25 | |
1414215458 | 1414269252 | t3_2k9l3q | t5_2to41 | 39 | quadaking: TIFU by shitting in a hotel hallway.
Well, this happened a few years ago, but whatever, I’d thought I may as well share my rather somewhat long poop story after reading the litterbox poop incident last Saturday. So here goes…
A few years ago, when I was 16, I qualified for a huge championship swim meet in S... | 3 | 13 | |
1414216079 | 1415040290 | t3_2k9lph | t5_2to41 | 22 | Alie37_: TIFU by smacking my crush on the butt... Then telling her I did it
Typical punk show/party. I'm new in this circle of people. I show up and just for being a bro people are handing me free beer and hard liquor. I lost my job a few weeks ago and I'm likely going to be out of an apartment soon so I figured fuck i... | 7 | 3.142857 | |
1414206044 | 1414251357 | t3_2k99dm | t5_2to41 | 17 | zackogenic: TIFU by formatting my SD card
This previous weekend, I went to Chicago to attend an event called "Open House Chicago", which basically means I could go inside hundreds of cool buildings that are normally closed in Chicago, IL.
Well I love to take pictures on these trips, so at the 21 locations I went to, I... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1414211532 | 1414282250 | t3_2k9gh4 | t5_2to41 | 120 | TheSleepinGiant: TIFU by not knowing my phone syncs to the family Gmail account.
No throwaway because, fuck it. So this happened a couple hours ago, I am still living through the most cringe worthy moment of my life. I got a brand new android a few weeks ago, but didn't have any music to go onto it. My step mother sugg... | 9 | 13.333333 | |
1414219033 | 1414283620 | t3_2k9oic | t5_2to41 | 12 | areyoumahmummy: TIFU by going to mcdonalds.
So with a super long run of bad luck and only a few good, money has been tight for us. We replaced a sewer line in our yard, both vehicles broke down at the same time, one of which irreparable in a timely manner so I took a dive and bought a new car, dog problems, house probl... | 4 | 3 | |
1414218441 | 1414240641 | t3_2k9nyx | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally convincing an Australian woman I was going to kidnap and thrill-kill a child.
This happened 2 years ago on my Navy deployment while we were in port in Australia.
So some background. If you have watched Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia there's an episode in season 4 where Frank starts te... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1414220815 | 1414222834 | t3_2k9q3b | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: Tifu by loaning 3.5k
AnonySeeb: Your mom sounds sketch
Blackedoutlord: Yeah i would call her the fuck back and find out more on her friend. i wouldn't lend my parents friend money because first off why is your parents friend who i would imagine older then you be asking her friends younger child for money? ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1414222145 | 1414316393 | t3_2k9r80 | t5_2to41 | 11 | notsohappyfuntimes: TIFU by masturbating when my roommates went to a party [NSFW]
So my two roommates decided to go to an early Halloween party and I had nothing to do. I decided I would get high and masturbate and call it a night. I started like half an hour after they left so I figured they wouldn't be back for like ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1414221658 | 1414224749 | t3_2k9qt3 | t5_2to41 | 11 | Elfintherhine: TIFU by dying my hair
This just happened not even three hours ago. I guess it started last week when I bleached my hair a few shades lighter. I was going for a progressive blonde (going blonde slowly over time) so as to let certain people get use to my hair color change as I work in a very professional ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1414221816 | 1414224418 | t3_2k9qx3 | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by adopting a little black cat
So let me start off by saying that I love cats. I usually adopt shelter cats that are old, dying of cancer, have less legs than the usual cat, etc. Well lately I've been noticing a little black kitten hanging around. The little shit gets into my garbage and rips my por... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1414222800 | 1414302074 | t3_2k9rov | t5_2to41 | 13 | Kettellkorn: TIFU by head butting my girlfriend in the face.
So today I was with my girlfriend cuddling in her bed. I had to be at work in about an hour so I set my alarm for 30 minutes so I could hopefully take a quick nap before I left.
When my alarm goes off I turn it off and she turns around and hold me tight. Sh... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1414222258 | 1414226685 | t3_2k9ras | t5_2to41 | 47 | getlostandfound: TIFU by imitating a doorbell
My toddler really loves to ring the doorbell whenever we get home. Every time he pushes the button he also says "ding dong." He and I have a silly game where we try to make up random rhymes to certain phrases either one of us says.
Well, today when he said "ding dong", I... | 7 | 6.714286 | |
1414225277 | 1414261771 | t3_2k9tgi | t5_2to41 | 8 | dead_mannequins: TIFU by calling my manager a douche.
I wasn't feeling well at work, so I walked to my manager's (manager A) office to ask if I could leave early. He looks at the other manager (manager B) and says, "I don't know, can she go?"
The other manager says to him jokingly, "Why are you passing it (the buck) t... | 3 | 2.666667 |
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