start_date
stringlengths
10
10
end_date
stringlengths
10
10
thread_id
stringlengths
8
10
subreddit
stringclasses
1 value
subreddit_id
stringclasses
1 value
total_score
int64
-564
194k
text
stringlengths
52
58.9k
num_messages
int64
3
160
avg_score
float64
-55.17
14.3k
1414154880
1414158197
t3_2k6wli
t5_2to41
9
thrwawaylove: TIFU by realizing I love my best friend. Okay throwaway bc best friend knows my username. So I have the best friend in the whole world he's funny and supportive and he complements me. So where's the FU? I like him. A lot. I realized that I like him and now when I see him I get the biggest smile and I loo...
3
3
1414135101
1414169313
t3_2k6e53
t5_2to41
52
Blinding_Phoenix: TIFU by yelling "You dick" in a small lecture. This happened to me today in a physics lecture at my uni. So I got in late, 15mins to be exact and opened the door to the ongoing lecture. Everything stops as everyone is looking at me. Even the lecturer stops and looks. Pressure starts building and i ho...
4
13
1414157571
1414235883
t3_2k70d2
t5_2to41
14
[deleted]: TIFU: Catfished for the first time. NSFW Four weeks into using Tinder, I experienced a catfish tonight. Couple days ago I matched with a girl that is three years younger than me ( I'm 23). She was the first to suggest having coffee and also pushed on heading over to her place afterwards. Well I suggested she...
6
2.333333
1414158232
1414179431
t3_2k71db
t5_2to41
37
giraffenamedsloth: TIFU by getting sick. Ok, lets clear a few things up. I'm 14 and I just started high school. Its alot a fun and yadda yadda yadda but lets get to my f*ck up. I wasn't feeling my best this morning and i insisted to stay home, but my mom said i had to go and that i had to quit my "faking". So i went ...
5
7.4
1414159119
1414180660
t3_2k72pt
t5_2to41
9
KeineName: TIFU by putting tape in my pocket A few weeks ago, my girlfriend of 2.5 years and I broke up. She came by last week to pick up a few things she had left at my place. Before she arrived, I had showered, changed, and used athletic tape to immobilize one of my fingers due to a hand injury I had suffered a few d...
3
3
1414159624
1414198110
t3_2k73hv
t5_2to41
179
goofyteacher: TIFU by telling a joke I didn't understand. This was back in 6th grade. I friend had told me a joke in school. I thought I sort of got it. After a few minutes, the teacher passed out a quick math worksheet. Later, as all of us left class, I said to the teacher, "What do you get when you blow in a brown p...
4
44.75
1414160213
1414173054
t3_2k74gw
t5_2to41
131
the_dinks: 1,500,000 subscribers! In celebration, check out [this sweet gif](http://i.imgur.com/eo14wPq.gif) I found in my bookmarks! Post more sweet gifs in the comments. Or make your case for how to deal with the forever-escalating situation in Israel. Either one is fine. EDIT: Actual thank you(s) are in the commen...
6
21.833333
1414159558
1414161216
t3_2k73ec
t5_2to41
4
[deleted]: TIFU by trying to pay a guy a compliment I recently started working as a DJ and one of the guys who worked where I work now quit. He liked my set so I tried to pay him a compliment by telling him that the guy they hired to replace him was kind of shitty. Turns out the guy is one of his closest friends. Now I...
3
1.333333
1414162069
1414185566
t3_2k77jh
t5_2to41
90
Barker8850: TIFU By flashing a UPS delivery man So after reading another TIFU I was reminded of my tale of embarrassment, as with most TIFU this happened a few months ago. A little back story. I used to work for a popular sports shop in the UK which got a delivery from UPS every day and I was my responsibility to rec...
4
22.5
1414164067
1414173510
t3_2k7b28
t5_2to41
9
[deleted]: TIFU by being nearly caught kissing my gf Ripper_Bravo_Six: So hiw old are you to that you cant even kiss your girlfriend? linjes: It isn't a matter of how old, it's a matter of how comfortable her family is with seeing it BTW. Am Asian. Ripper_Bravo_Six: Ah. Well for me being a normal white guy in amer...
6
1.5
1414164596
1414341714
t3_2k7c1l
t5_2to41
71
dirttrackracing: TIFU by barrel rolling my fully loaded semi-truck. Well, I wound up pulling some dukes of hazard shit yesterday on the jobsite. I am an independent contractor (own my truck and trailer) that moves dirt, sand and rock to and from jobsites with a side-dump trailer. I was going to a jobsite I hadn'...
9
7.888889
1414165101
1414181181
t3_2k7cyu
t5_2to41
116
TreatsObjctsLikWomen: TIFU by singeing my favorite pubic hair This actually transpired today, during the wee morning hours. After an intense 2 hour lifting and subsequent kick boxing session last night, I felt the glorious onset of soreness marking a workout well done. However, the pain in my crotchal-region continued ...
6
19.333333
1414165480
1414166020
t3_2k7dnq
t5_2to41
21
spencethechef101: TIFU? By trying to give my classmate a ride in a storm. So this happened yesterday, like most TIFU, but I just didn’t have the time to write it. So as anyone from New England would know right now, we are getting blasted by a nor’easter. It is essentially a toned down hurricane. Anyway, I live off c...
3
7
1414166116
1414180030
t3_2k7etd
t5_2to41
13
[deleted]: TIFU By having the dream of a lifetime This actually happened to me last week, it was the night before my family started a week long vacation. Since we were planning on driving to the resort which was 8 hours away, we decided everyone would meet at our house to leave early in the morning however, I worked th...
4
3.25
1414160466
1414169624
t3_2k74wk
t5_2to41
5
SirRazzleBerry: TIFU by getting a boner Aash_: must have been HARD to clean up freetimenow: such a LONG time to clean it all
3
1.666667
1414165009
1414176323
t3_2k7csk
t5_2to41
17
Spirilicous: TIFU by making my grandma believe I have multiple girlfriends. So first of all you should know that I'm from Austria and therefore speak German. In German there is no difference between the word Boy/Girlfriend and fe/male friend we just call all of them our "friends". With you knowing that I will write the...
3
5.666667
1414168351
1414183965
t3_2k7ix5
t5_2to41
4
AYCEpancakes: TIFU by mistaking OJ for milk when making mac & cheese unrealdonnie: Did you eat it at least? AYCEpancakes: Yes, lol. I rinsed it in the colander, got another cheese packet, and redid the steps. Still a little tangy, but hey... unrealdonnie: Just extra flavor right?
4
1
1414168495
1414212166
t3_2k7j5w
t5_2to41
2,113
[deleted]: TIFU by trying to say nice things about someone who died. So I was at a wake for someone. She had died because she was smoking a cigarette and then fell asleep and the cigarette caused a fire. I was talking to a few people she knew and here I am trying to say nice things. I said, "She was always so happy. Sh...
8
264.125
1414168605
1414177621
t3_2k7jcj
t5_2to41
6
ThickAsianAccent: TIFU by drinking Dos Equis. Obligatory timeframe reference as this was about 3 years ago, not today. Still probably stands up as the most disgusting thing I've ever had happen in my life. So my family was going out for mexican food. Dad, step-mom, sister, wife, daughter (2 at the time), grandma, and ...
5
1.2
1414168994
1414173315
t3_2k7k2z
t5_2to41
2
OriginalDonFloss: TIFU by drinking too much cs7420: Do you hunt for sport, or for food? OriginalDonFloss: Food
3
0.666667
1414170148
1414172704
t3_2k7m9v
t5_2to41
6
328Bravo: TIFU by being suicidal and panicking. So Yesterday night and today I fucked up big time. I've been depressed for awhile and basically now have got to the point of being suicidal. Last night after certain events I decided fuck it I'm going to kill myself. I went to my local park which is near some railway tr...
6
1
1414171484
1414172332
t3_2k7ore
t5_2to41
10
[deleted]: TIFU by making my girlfriend think I am cheating on her So I work an IT job and I am in front of a computer for 40 hours a week. This being said I am on Reddit roughly 40 hours/week. I have visited many dark corners of Reddit. The depths of depravity and weirdness really blows my mind as a Psychologist. Brow...
3
3.333333
1414172334
1414186408
t3_2k7qd7
t5_2to41
12
[deleted]: TIFU by encouraging my mate to get drunk on holiday and taking home the first girl he saw [NSFW] This happened a few months ago, I know it's allowed but I still feel awkward because it didn't happen 'Today'. Went on holiday to Phuket, Thailand with a few mates and so for anyone who has seen The Hangover 2, ...
4
3
1414168340
1414251275
t3_2k7iw9
t5_2to41
46
redactingthrowaway: TIFU by redacting videos at work [throwaway,not a sex TIFU] So, sometimes I have to redact videos for lawyers/law enforcement (clip out parts that can't be admissible in a jury trial). Sometimes it's drunk people, sometimes it's someone accused of theft....and sometimes it's worse. MUCH FUCKING WOR...
5
9.2
1414172350
1414174094
t3_2k7qe5
t5_2to41
8
[deleted]: TIFU by wearing cheap jeans This happened when I was 16. My mom bought me some cheap jeans at Shopko and I was super pissed that she would expect me to wear not name brand clothes. After being upset I realized I hurt her feelings so I put them on and said thanks and went on with my day. I soon noticed when I...
3
2.666667
1414173412
1414193138
t3_2k7sf4
t5_2to41
10
[deleted]: TIFU by using my lime tree to garnish Coronas and Patron shots Several months back I bought a house in Florida with a lime tree in the backyard. So I had some buddies over, bought some Dos Equis, Coronas, Patron and had a great fiesta. Today I walked out back and the limes are the size of baseballs and ora...
6
1.666667
1414173867
1414214922
t3_2k7t9c
t5_2to41
9
ifuckedup95: TIFU by eating a "raisin" This didn't actually happen recently, but rather 12 years ago, back when I was a naive little 7 year-old girl. Alright, So! My brother and I (who is 3 at the time) were sitting on the kitchen floor just casually eating raisins. You know the tiny, red Sunmaid boxes of raisins? Th...
4
2.25
1414173512
1414238705
t3_2k7sll
t5_2to41
240
throwshhit: TIFU by trying to look cool and smoking a blunt. I started hanging out with this guy. He is the blue-collar-spends-his-days-at-the-skate-park-and-his-nights-experimenting-with-drugs type. I am the white-collar-spend-my-days-in-the-office-and-my-nights-watching-PBS-with-my-cat type. Most people who know me s...
12
20
1414172776
1414177071
t3_2k7r6y
t5_2to41
3
Frontflip12: TIFU by not explaining my self properly. I have really liked this girl for a while, for the sake of privacy lets call her Y. To me Y is perfect, she's funny, smart, pretty and best of all I can be myself around her. We talk a bit but not alot, so when I finally found the guys to ask Y out I said "do yo...
3
1
1414159154
1414180650
t3_2k72ro
t5_2to41
8
XtremeGuy5: TIFU by not waking up fast enough and being stupid Pretty easy-to-understand title. I'm a fucking idiot and I can't do anything right. Slept over at my girlfriend's last night due to it being our 8 months, it was a pretty good night and we fell asleep at about 1:20AM. Had trouble getting it up last night (t...
3
2.666667
1414175116
1414176587
t3_2k7vm9
t5_2to41
11
myniggaTyrion: TIFU by telling a bunch of 10-12 years olds I had herpes... So, as usual, this happened back during the summer. After having spent 2 and a half horrible years working at a grocery store during high school, I decided this past summer that when I got back from college, I was going to find a different job. ...
3
3.666667
1414175083
1414178514
t3_2k7vk5
t5_2to41
7
pigmaleon: TIFU by taking my neice pee Of course this happened years ago I was in eighth grade and trying to be a bit rebellious I wore pajama pants to school (it was taboo, and against dress code). I got sent to the office by one of my teachers so that I could call home to change. At this time the only person who c...
3
2.333333
1414174964
1414177433
t3_2k7vc5
t5_2to41
5
Big_D_Man: TIFU by turning This all happened within the last 24 hours, so it still counts! Anyhow, a little back story before we get to it. On Oct 22 2013, I tore my ACL and Meniscus in my left knee playing football. I had surgery to repair the damage and began the long road to recovery. The FU. Seeing as to how my r...
3
1.666667
1414172357
1414252435
t3_2k7qes
t5_2to41
72
_From_The_Internet_: TIFU by assuming that privacy was considered here I've been staying at my gfs family's house which includes her parents and sister. They never come in to our room without knocking...usually. I'm in our room alone as my gf is out running errands. I get horny and go on my porn username for reddit. I ...
14
5.142857
1414176499
1414184919
t3_2k7pxp
t5_2to41
4
Viperspider: I will, thank you. But they dont seem to help with scams :/ They take a "not my problem" approach. zzxcvb: Maybe contact steam support not for getting back the knives, but essentially reporting that scammer. It's a shame what happened to you man, not going to lie. Viperspider: I've reported both, hopefull...
3
1.333333
1414173444
1414187850
t3_2k7sh7
t5_2to41
297
Falcnuts: TIFU by eating a werther's original candy at work. So I discovered the weirdest Pavlov's dog thing about myself today. When I was around 13 or so I used to get erections a lot during church. I don't know why. Maybe it was because all the women were dressed pretty, maybe because it was inappropriate, therefo...
4
74.25
1414172637
1414251173
t3_2k7qyh
t5_2to41
153
bvc682: TIFU by telling a girl she was fat I'm recently single, been spending a lot of nights at home on my couch alone, and decided I needed to get out of the house last night. I walked down to a local happy hour and was having a drink when 3 beautiful women walked up and sat at the table next to mine. I waited for an...
10
15.3
1414177181
1414178183
t3_2k7zk1
t5_2to41
5
Matt_trix: TIFU by leaving class early Today I was tired and left class an hour early. I proceeded to make my way to the usual bus stop, where I would wait for my two hour ride home. I checked the schedule for the time, and the first bus started its route an hour from then. I checked the next quickest route on google m...
3
1.666667
1414178229
1414179695
t3_2k81k9
t5_2to41
7
owwlies: TIFU by taking a shower I know it sounds odd, how the hell can you fuck up by taking a shower? Well, as I discovered, pretty damn easily. So I'm in the shower, getting my hair wet and all that jazz, and I move a little. My foot goes completely from under me and I'm on a slip and slide to the other end of the ...
5
1.4
1414178660
1416691976
t3_2k82ct
t5_2to41
7
Pyrotemplar: TIFU by trying to have sex a month after a frenulectomy! This happened a couple of nights ago, but lets just pretend it just happened today for the sake of r/TIFU. Anyways, about a month ago I had a frenulectomy preformed on me by my urologist, on the recovery paper work it stated in big bold letters" NO ...
4
1.75
1414179669
1414193973
t3_2k8497
t5_2to41
19
dinghie: TIFU by playing with my pussy a bit too roughly So, I'm alone at home so I think it's a perfect time for some alone time with my cat. I have this way of playing with him (http://i.imgur.com/9ycPCcl.jpg this picture's over a year old, he's grown 1/3 from that since it's a Norwegian forest cat) where I place my ...
5
3.8
1414172732
1414182431
t3_2k7r4c
t5_2to41
7
Jorumvar: TIFU by opening porn on my work computer For starters, I don't work for Pornhub. Second, I imagine this is something that has happened before, but I didn't see one of these on the front page and figured it was safe. Here is what happened: I was browsing the gamefaqs Dark Souls 2 forum during my lunch break...
6
1.166667
1414180165
1414180525
t3_2k8576
t5_2to41
3
ivymike_7: TIFU by giving my teacher earrings. So this happened years ago, around the time when I was in first grade. I came from a poor family so we couldn't afford nice things, but at the time my mother had these diamond earrings that my father gave to her as a wedding gift and it was the only real piece of jewellry ...
3
1
1414179497
1414180923
t3_2k83x7
t5_2to41
13
CarsTrucksBuses: TIFU by prank calling a psychic. This happened at the beginning of my, and my friends, pot smoking career. We were probably about juniors in high school, and our friday nights basically consisted of piling into my buddy Toms car, finding places to smoke weed, smoke, and then eat. So we're stoned, its p...
3
4.333333
1414180341
1414183236
t3_2k85j4
t5_2to41
2
stupiddodge: TIFU by thinking my friends were at the buffet table with me This one isn't too bad, just really embarrassing... So earlier today I was with some buddies at Pizza Hut for the lunch buffet. We were talking about the dessert pizza earlier, so when i went up to the buffet table to get more pizza and I noticed...
3
0.666667
1414181881
1414182902
t3_2k88fv
t5_2to41
1
Sk8erBoi95: TIFU by drinking on a weekday Dizillin: Pfft that's nothin bruh, you'll get used to the hangovers eventually. I drink 5+ days a week (I know, i'm pathetic). It just makes me not worry about shit. Word of advice. Drink water and eat something (bread-like) before you go to sleep. Personally I turn on my tap ...
3
0.333333
1414182436
1414185757
t3_2k89gi
t5_2to41
5
[deleted]: TIFU - By trusting a fart Quick_man: Hi Pr0phet88, thank you for submitting to /r/tifu. Unfortunately your submission *TIFU - By trusting a fart* has been removed because it violates RULE 10: "All posts centered around defecation will be removed unless it's Saturday." Please feel free to resubmit your stor...
5
1
1414182933
1414183858
t3_2k8ado
t5_2to41
3
Kerbalnaught1: TIFU, being excited SaraquelTheArchangel: Seems legit. Kerbalnaught1: Five seconds after i got off.
3
1
1414183688
1414185344
t3_2k8bro
t5_2to41
3
cdhunter1994: TIFU by eating a strawberry pop tart So this goes back to when I was about 9-10. I was a normal child (liked video games‚ tv‚ etc). Well got hungry as I was a rather "obese" hah. So I go to the cabinet get out my pop tart sit at my kitchen table and bask in the glory of my mouth watering delicacy. So I'm ...
3
1
1414184328
1414184681
t3_2k8czq
t5_2to41
21
teefour: TIFU by flushing while the plumber was hard at work So as usual, this was a few years ago. My parents had a beach house that was semi-closed for the winter, but not winterized because going and hanging out at the beach in New England in January is actually pretty fun. So I head up there for the weekend with ...
3
7
1414184228
1414188445
t3_2k8ctm
t5_2to41
6
bagelthrowaway1: TIFU by eating a poppy seed bagel before a drug test I don't know what to do. I had a everything bagel from a local coffee shop and I took a drug test a few hours later. I was shocked to find out that I tested positive because I always though the poppy seed drug test thing was an urban legend. This d...
6
1
1414184834
1414213145
t3_2k8du7
t5_2to41
52
Abhw: TIFU by removing my salivary glands (might be a bit gross) A few years ago, I was forced to watch an extremely long-winded presentation on something I don't quite remember. Might have had something to do with transferring TV signals over coaxial cable and the physics behind it or something. Anyway, I was quite ...
4
13
1414186143
1414189331
t3_2k8g6k
t5_2to41
8
[deleted]: TIFU by sleeping with a Special Olympics girl NSFW I'm on my phone so apologies in advance for any formatting errors. The title says it all and as with most posts, this happened a few years back. I moved around a lot as an adolescent and was diagnosed with some minor learning disabilities in middle school...
3
2.666667
1414187589
1414194129
t3_2k8iqs
t5_2to41
7
[deleted]: TIFU by being a horny little shit. This fuck up did not happen today, but a few months ago. However, the consequences of this fuck up happened today in class. Backestory: I've been using Tinder for a year now. I was never really into hooking up in high school, seeing as how I had a long time boyfriend (We ...
3
2.333333
1414189117
1414218910
t3_2k8jb5
t5_2to41
23
ungratefulgargoyle: I almost deleted the email, tbh. But I forwarded it because it's a clear as day violation of our sexual harassment policy, in writing no less with his name attached. It would be unprofessional f I didn't report it. HR may very we'll have leniency and assign him training. Thats what I'm hoping for. ...
6
3.833333
1414188293
1414535559
t3_2k8jyy
t5_2to41
1,495
BRBreezy: TIFU by voting Democrat Just a quick background to set the scene.. I'm a male in my early 20s. I live at home with my parents and commute to school. I'm currently unemployed (very hard to find work in my area). I live in the southern United States - a red state. So the midterm elections are near so I decid...
19
78.684211
1414188605
1414205876
t3_2k8kid
t5_2to41
204
Proseedcake: TIFU by translating a word for one of my students. I had my class writing stories on the theme of "a scary house". They're fairly young - think late childhood/early adolescence - so I was expecting a lot of "I went into a house and there was a scary ghost and I ran away and then I woke up and it was all a ...
6
34
1414188907
1414392150
t3_2k8l0o
t5_2to41
20
potato_is_toxic: TIFU by farting inside a mosque **Stuff i should mention :** Every Friday Muslims gather in mosques to hear an imam talking about stuff. Lablabi is a Tunisian dish known to make you fart. Farting is not allowed because it will cancel your wudu **how i fucked up** My parents aren't home so i decided to ...
4
5
1414186655
1414192729
t3_2k8h4i
t5_2to41
2
ThisIsJunkAccount: TIFU by reestablishing communication with my ex. So I've been missing my ex-girlfriend horribly, and she hasn't been answering her calls. Today she finally picked up and I asked her what's been the matter. Apparently she's not supposed to talk to me anymore because her parents, who are super devout c...
3
0.666667
1414186358
1414235128
t3_2k8gko
t5_2to41
75
[deleted]: TIFU by not being prepared for my exam I had a midterm today for my Fluid Mechanics class which is worth 30% of my final grade. As the title states, I didn't study for it. I spent most of the week procrastinating and playing LoL. Two hours before my exam, I was trying to cram as much information into my bra...
5
15
1414188978
1414228715
t3_2k8l51
t5_2to41
48
im-not-drunk-enough: TIFU by ignoring everything everyone's ever told me and trusting a stranger Well then boys. Today I fucked up. Today I fucked up real bad. Bear with me though because it might take a while Story time: We all know not to talk to strangers. We're told this from a very early age. We're also told not ...
4
12
1414191812
1414215720
t3_2k8pnh
t5_2to41
9
Snutchy: TIFU by walking in on a co-worker that was pooping and making fun of how they wipe their butt. It happened today. I'm sitting at my console at work and the poop pains hit me. I walk out of the room and head for the toilet. I open the door to the restroom and there stood David, my co-worker, wiping his butt. He...
4
2.25
1414191700
1414192245
t3_2k8ph4
t5_2to41
24
Fozzy_Fresh: TIFU by letting my little sister use my Xbox live profile on my old 360 because I have an Xbox One... So for those that don't know, you can use the same Xbox live account on the 360 and the One at the same time. I don't use my 360 anymore because I upgraded to the One. So I figured I'd be a nice big bro ...
3
8
1414191238
1414444759
t3_2k8or9
t5_2to41
4
NovaKorpov: TIFU by helping someone find their phone. Chilling at Walmart with my boyfriend.....till nature calls. My favorite stall is taken but that's OK, the guy leaves a couple minutes later. I sit down and get comfy, its one of those days. I look over at the toilet paper holder and notice something.... off. A pho...
4
1
1414193406
1414395219
t3_2k8s59
t5_2to41
12
liiiam0707: TIFU by spending £300 on speakers from a white van, that are seemingly worthless I was walking into uni today when these two guys in a van pulled up and started talking to me, before I knew what was happening I had paid them and had the speakers in my house... Plus that money was pretty much all I had, so I...
9
1.333333
1414192893
1414194236
t3_2k8rbk
t5_2to41
5
gmaster115: TIFU by leaving the condom on. So I met a very nice girl and we hit off so we decide to get back to mine and get high. After our 3rd joint things started to get hot and heavy and we started doing it. (Funny side part: She goes to put a condom on me but couldn't and said "it's too big" But she had tried to p...
4
1.25
1414180771
1414236167
t3_2k86dz
t5_2to41
3
Dizillin: TIFU by drifting uphill through a 4way on ice roads. So this was last winter. I was on my lunch break and I decided, "hey, i'll go drifting through the industrial park because its fun as fuck and i'm awesome at drifting" (mind you I have never fucked up before , and i drift quite a bit). So here I am , coming...
3
1
1414195017
1414212697
t3_2k8ulh
t5_2to41
89
HappyNeko: TIFU by telling my boss to shut up My boss was on vacation a few days and told me to handle things until he returned. Someone needed a [not that important] report that I didn't know how to do, so I did it how another coworker did theirs and was done with it. My boss returns, asks to see the report, and...
3
29.666667
1414196568
1414199415
t3_2k8wvm
t5_2to41
4
dirtydanisreal: TIFU Got Rejected And Burned By A Hot Lesbian Like A Boss So there's this girl in my college class. She's probably the hottest girl in my school. Me and her had been flirting for several weeks and had talked a bit. She had told me she had broken up with her Ex due to him breaking her iPhone and not fixi...
5
0.8
1414196757
1414215321
t3_2k8x6a
t5_2to41
6
[deleted]: TIFU by jokingly saying Hitler was my role model So, here's what happened. Some kid who hates my guts, and doesn't give a shit about anything, and makes mean jokes about everyone all the time, asks me who my role model is. Keep in mind: There's also this girl in my class who I have a massive crush on. Being ...
3
2
1414195750
1414205428
t3_2k8vn9
t5_2to41
63
googly_pants: TIFU by showing a youtube video in class So, I'm a fairly new teacher, and you'd think I'd know better, but TIFU by showing a video in class. It all started with the fact that I have a foreign exchange student in class from Germany. We have a pretty good rapport as a class, and many of my students ask h...
5
12.6
1414198215
1414203046
t3_2k8za9
t5_2to41
3
[deleted]: TIFU by choking the chicken So reddit, this actually occurred a few years ago, back when I was a young teenager, age 13 to be exact. Like most other boys my age, I slapped the salami very often, in fact, I did it every night right when everyone went to sleep. I wasn't too bright and hadn't discovered reddit ...
3
1
1414197260
1414249026
t3_2k8xwo
t5_2to41
6
TImayhaveFU: TIFU by giving a coworker my number So I work with a girl, she is quite cute but she is not 18 yet. I am close to 30 years old. She knows how old I am, and I make a point of bringing up the age difference somewhat often. However, despite that she still hits on me. And I just can't bring myself to say no to...
5
1.2
1414201663
1414206654
t3_2k9346
t5_2to41
11
Sliphers: TIFU: By admitting to my mom I smoke weed while I was drugged from getting my wisdom teeth out. So I had to get my wisdom teeth pulled and just like usual they put me under. After coming to they put me in a small waiting room and brought my mom in. I was constantly yelling as loud as possible "my mouth is lik...
3
3.666667
1414203651
1414255033
t3_2k964i
t5_2to41
4
[deleted]: TIFU by trying to promote The Terminator way too hard So I'm in the office of a professor I've been in touch with for over two years. He's a bro, so when I ask him if I can promote an event of the film club he just says "go for it!" So I go on about how we're screening The Terminator and we've got tickets a...
6
0.666667
1414203813
1414205248
t3_2k96cj
t5_2to41
4
catman1718: TIFU by being curious on a bus. So I'm on my way home, just riding the bus, cruising reddit, when I hear the seat across the aisle making a racket. I glance over, and see it's just a guy by himself. Then, I do a quick double-take. Because this guy is spazzing out. Then I see it. He has his dick out. His...
5
0.8
1414202814
1414211865
t3_2k94yi
t5_2to41
2
RighteousJelly: TIFU by trying to be funny Today, in one of my classes, my friend came up to me all happy and said, "I'm so excited for this weekend because I have a date with a really hot guy!" In my jealous state, I said, "Who, your dad?" **Her fucking dad died 2 weeks ago.** I immediately realized my mistake, and un...
3
0.666667
1414195177
1414257056
t3_2k8uta
t5_2to41
6
Dimitri-the-red: TIFU By pulling a toy gun on a cop (First off this didn't happen to me it happened to my uncle) So my uncle would never open the door, he would just keep it unlocked and yell "come in" whenever someone knocked on it. Well one day he knew a friend of his was coming over and decided to open the door wit...
3
2
1414206746
1414208108
t3_2k9aa6
t5_2to41
7
Limemcbean: TIFU by passing out drunk at my Girlfriend's parents' house. This was last week but still a major fuck up. Here I am drinking it up, have one, 2, 3.. 9 too many shots. I'm walking down a main street in Toronto, and decide to pull out my skeeter and start pissing in the middle of the street. This alarms my g...
5
1.4
1414204351
1414438237
t3_2k9728
t5_2to41
82
somepeace: TIFU by taking the trash out and getting maced by Canada Post. This happened Monday. I was taking the trash out the back gate and my overly excited adolescent female German Shepherd squeezed by me and escaped! (first time ever) Things went south at this point, she raced past me and did that annoying put ...
9
9.111111
1414208979
1414213982
t3_2k9d8w
t5_2to41
29
wordsnsounds: TIFU by not realizing a teenager was disabled When I started getting my nails done by my favorite nail tech, her older son was five. Over the next 10 years, I would see this child around her shop, watching tv, sweeping, or doing whatever things she needed for him to do. Her other son was about two years y...
4
7.25
1414211534
1414346874
t3_2k9gh8
t5_2to41
409
decidedlyunfortunate: TIFU by looking directly at the solar eclipse Yesterday at 2:30 in the afternoon, my teacher allowed me to go outside to see the partial eclipse. I forgot to bring a piece of paper to put pinholes into, and not wanting to have to return to class, I simply decide to look directly at it. It was not ...
8
51.125
1414212040
1414215146
t3_2k9h46
t5_2to41
28
Mach_Two: TIFU by listening to a capella So I went on a date today with a girl from my class (3rd date or so). On the car ride back, she was playing a song for me on my phone through YouTube. She got kind of quiet as she was going through my phone, and when we got back to her place she left pretty quickly and seemed a ...
4
7
1414201387
1414275076
t3_2k92ph
t5_2to41
2
Thunderkick72: TIFU by not knowing what Hentai was... Figured it was time to share this story on the Internet. Back in the summer before my Freshman year of High School, I loved watching funny YouTube videos. Sanity Not Included was one of my favorites. Being an immature and dumb almost-freshman, the series appealed to...
3
0.666667
1414212905
1414264096
t3_2k9i4x
t5_2to41
532
kiseraitpa: TIFU by farting on my dogs. Let me first say that I'm really not a gross dude. I take good care of my hygiene and I respect the boundaries of others, so I try not to wear strong cologne or stink up a work area with my farts. But when I'm home by myself, I pretty much let those things fly. And sometimes, ...
4
133
1414214248
1414278909
t3_2k9jqr
t5_2to41
8
ChronicleDestiny: TIFU by having too much cash in my wallet So this happened about an hour ago and I'm really freaking out. I just started this new cashiering job at this restaurant, that kind of place that you order up front then sit down with a number. I'm two days in and I'm finally starting to feel a little more co...
4
2
1414213006
1414236359
t3_2k9i96
t5_2to41
33
Peeincup: TIFU by peeing in my Starbucks cup Last week, I was attending a conference as a guest speaker alongside one of my coworkers. The event was a 2 hour drive from where I lived. Since I'm relatively useless without my caffeine in the morning, I got a venti (large) coffee from Starbucks for the drive . The conf...
4
8.25
1414215458
1414269252
t3_2k9l3q
t5_2to41
39
quadaking: TIFU by shitting in a hotel hallway. Well, this happened a few years ago, but whatever, I’d thought I may as well share my rather somewhat long poop story after reading the litterbox poop incident last Saturday. So here goes… A few years ago, when I was 16, I qualified for a huge championship swim meet in S...
3
13
1414216079
1415040290
t3_2k9lph
t5_2to41
22
Alie37_: TIFU by smacking my crush on the butt... Then telling her I did it Typical punk show/party. I'm new in this circle of people. I show up and just for being a bro people are handing me free beer and hard liquor. I lost my job a few weeks ago and I'm likely going to be out of an apartment soon so I figured fuck i...
7
3.142857
1414206044
1414251357
t3_2k99dm
t5_2to41
17
zackogenic: TIFU by formatting my SD card This previous weekend, I went to Chicago to attend an event called "Open House Chicago", which basically means I could go inside hundreds of cool buildings that are normally closed in Chicago, IL. Well I love to take pictures on these trips, so at the 21 locations I went to, I...
3
5.666667
1414211532
1414282250
t3_2k9gh4
t5_2to41
120
TheSleepinGiant: TIFU by not knowing my phone syncs to the family Gmail account. No throwaway because, fuck it. So this happened a couple hours ago, I am still living through the most cringe worthy moment of my life. I got a brand new android a few weeks ago, but didn't have any music to go onto it. My step mother sugg...
9
13.333333
1414219033
1414283620
t3_2k9oic
t5_2to41
12
areyoumahmummy: TIFU by going to mcdonalds. So with a super long run of bad luck and only a few good, money has been tight for us. We replaced a sewer line in our yard, both vehicles broke down at the same time, one of which irreparable in a timely manner so I took a dive and bought a new car, dog problems, house probl...
4
3
1414218441
1414240641
t3_2k9nyx
t5_2to41
10
[deleted]: TIFU by accidentally convincing an Australian woman I was going to kidnap and thrill-kill a child. This happened 2 years ago on my Navy deployment while we were in port in Australia. So some background. If you have watched Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia there's an episode in season 4 where Frank starts te...
3
3.333333
1414220815
1414222834
t3_2k9q3b
t5_2to41
2
[deleted]: Tifu by loaning 3.5k AnonySeeb: Your mom sounds sketch Blackedoutlord: Yeah i would call her the fuck back and find out more on her friend. i wouldn't lend my parents friend money because first off why is your parents friend who i would imagine older then you be asking her friends younger child for money? ...
3
0.666667
1414222145
1414316393
t3_2k9r80
t5_2to41
11
notsohappyfuntimes: TIFU by masturbating when my roommates went to a party [NSFW] So my two roommates decided to go to an early Halloween party and I had nothing to do. I decided I would get high and masturbate and call it a night. I started like half an hour after they left so I figured they wouldn't be back for like ...
4
2.75
1414221658
1414224749
t3_2k9qt3
t5_2to41
11
Elfintherhine: TIFU by dying my hair This just happened not even three hours ago. I guess it started last week when I bleached my hair a few shades lighter. I was going for a progressive blonde (going blonde slowly over time) so as to let certain people get use to my hair color change as I work in a very professional ...
4
2.75
1414221816
1414224418
t3_2k9qx3
t5_2to41
26
[deleted]: TIFU by adopting a little black cat So let me start off by saying that I love cats. I usually adopt shelter cats that are old, dying of cancer, have less legs than the usual cat, etc. Well lately I've been noticing a little black kitten hanging around. The little shit gets into my garbage and rips my por...
3
8.666667
1414222800
1414302074
t3_2k9rov
t5_2to41
13
Kettellkorn: TIFU by head butting my girlfriend in the face. So today I was with my girlfriend cuddling in her bed. I had to be at work in about an hour so I set my alarm for 30 minutes so I could hopefully take a quick nap before I left. When my alarm goes off I turn it off and she turns around and hold me tight. Sh...
3
4.333333
1414222258
1414226685
t3_2k9ras
t5_2to41
47
getlostandfound: TIFU by imitating a doorbell My toddler really loves to ring the doorbell whenever we get home. Every time he pushes the button he also says "ding dong." He and I have a silly game where we try to make up random rhymes to certain phrases either one of us says. Well, today when he said "ding dong", I...
7
6.714286
1414225277
1414261771
t3_2k9tgi
t5_2to41
8
dead_mannequins: TIFU by calling my manager a douche. I wasn't feeling well at work, so I walked to my manager's (manager A) office to ask if I could leave early. He looks at the other manager (manager B) and says, "I don't know, can she go?" The other manager says to him jokingly, "Why are you passing it (the buck) t...
3
2.666667