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1414337920 | 1414379046 | t3_2kdiqe | t5_2to41 | 83 | wraithpriest: TIFU by laughing at my fiancée being woken up
This happened when Looper first released, so spoilers if you haven't seen it as it involves a scene from it.
My fiancée was working as a cleaner, which necessitated some early starts and I have a kid who needed to be in bed before we could go out, so by the t... | 5 | 16.6 | |
1414340470 | 1414347655 | t3_2kdmms | t5_2to41 | 5 | Takeobell: TIFU by explaining BDSM to my friend when children were around
My friends and I were eating lunch at a restaurant, and one of them said something about bdsm. One of my other friends asked what it was, so I started explaining it to him, not graphically, through other acronyms associated with it, but I was sti... | 5 | 1 | |
1414343147 | 1414385241 | t3_2kdr10 | t5_2to41 | 12 | EdonSolo: TIFU by taking a break while showering
Be me about 20 minutes ago. I just woke up and I have to get ready for church. showering initially. start showering. gotta shit. go to shit. massive diarrhea-y shit all over the toilet like a fucking garden hose from hell. can't flush because it'd make the shower water h... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1414341382 | 1414490581 | t3_2kdo43 | t5_2to41 | 245 | _Vespucci_: TIFU by farting and waking up the entire neighborhood
To be fair, this did happen well over a month ago, but I never got around to actually telling this story. But before we do, let me drop some background info. Also no throwaway cause no one I know uses reddit.
I live in a 4 story house that my dad comple... | 5 | 49 | |
1414342699 | 1414346021 | t3_2kdqap | t5_2to41 | 4 | LIDevilsFan: TIFU by not listening to reason and lost my phone
4 years ago my wife and I had our first date at an Arboretum on Long Island. So we thought it would be nice to go back there, especially since it was beautiful out yesterday. So we go. And we get to the bridge where we took a picture of ourselves that day. ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1414345407 | 1414345603 | t3_2kdusb | t5_2to41 | 4 | alazarincrimson: TIFU by having (NSFW) sexytime sex with a woman. SEX.
Gralekgejost: Are you 11?
jprjansen: I'd be mad if I were the dad to.
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1414345306 | 1414440415 | t3_2kdum3 | t5_2to41 | 33 | MidnightHue: TIFU by patting my step-dad on the back
This happened over the summer.
First, some background. I have always been heavy handed. I can't help it. I always think I'm being gentle, when in actuality my pats on the back will knock the air out of you and my punches (when play-fighting) are always injurious. Th... | 5 | 6.6 | |
1414345702 | 1414418394 | t3_2kdv8x | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by farting in a disabled boy's face
Not trying to offend anyone, just sharing a small fuck up from lunch today. Went to Subway with my crew. Standing in line, had to let out a fart. Arms crossed, slowly shifting my body weight on one foot to let the fart out silently...nope. Fucker came out like a trump... | 7 | 3 | |
1414346193 | 1414615257 | t3_2kdw4u | t5_2to41 | 125 | kinda_alone: TIFU TRIAL RULE: Sexy, Shitty, Weekends
Hello everyone,
As ~~many~~ a few of you know, /r/tifu recently had a vote about the current policy regarding sexual posts. Unfortunately, the voting turnout was extremely low (i.e. 0.00005% of our population). The results of the poll cannot be considered statistica... | 11 | 11.363636 | |
1414347518 | 1414347808 | t3_2kdyfz | t5_2to41 | 13 | DayjWheat: TIFU by shaving my pubes (guy btw) May be [NSFW]
Well yesterday. I saw on some show that shaving down there, your penis size would increase. So yeah. I grabbed my shaver and the shaving cream and went to work. I took a shower and was fine. Today, I woke up AND I HAVE PIMPLES EVERYWHERE. So I used my acne pro... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1414348672 | 1414420242 | t3_2ke0dh | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by possibly getting a 16y/o pregnant.
Friend said: "Sooooooooooooo she looked 20-26, and she was afraid to tell me her age, and we shashed after a night of partying. Then the next weekend she tells me its her bday. And her friend 'X' tells me, herself 'x' is 17. So I ask the original girl if shes 17 t... | 5 | 0.6 | |
1414348593 | 1414352259 | t3_2ke086 | t5_2to41 | 16 | Chelseaisthebest: TIFU by throwing away a million dollars
So basically this was like 3 years ago. I was in high school and it was that time of year again where McDonald's does there monopoly game thing. I never cared about this cause really what are the chances I'm gonna win. Well anyways one day my mom gets us McDonal... | 4 | 4 | |
1414350538 | 1414351893 | t3_2ke3mi | t5_2to41 | 30 | possibleleper: TIFU by giving an accidental peep show
Yesterday, I went to get my nails done before going to a concert with my friends. They were supposed to meet me at my house later, but sped the whole way and got there sooner. I rushed home to meet them, and didn't have time to change. That left me in a t-shirt, hig... | 3 | 10 | |
1414351039 | 1414352597 | t3_2ke4g0 | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by admiting I was going to plow this dudes girlfriend.
As the title suggest, I fucked up. And this was minutes ago.
To give you same background information: I've always liked this girl, and she was beautiful. Characteristics like she came straight out of a manga. I dated her at one point, but I broke ... | 5 | 4 | |
1414352934 | 1414432575 | t3_2ke7u8 | t5_2to41 | 292 | Bizarro_Bacon: TIFU by convincing my 4-year-old cousin that he killed his grandmother.
I want to preface this fuck-up my stating that my little cousin is a bundle of joy, and brings out the best in everyone around him. That being said, he now believes he's responsible for a lot of unwarranted deaths.
I hadn't seen my ... | 5 | 58.4 | |
1414354508 | 1655325945 | t3_2keary | t5_2to41 | 42 | dontjackoffhigh: TIFU by jacking off whilst high.
This has literally just happened to me and I don't know what to do.
**warning long**
Before I start I want to give some background. I am high right now and typing this out is giving something to do and to distract me from what I am about to tell you.
Yesterday was my... | 5 | 8.4 | |
1414355229 | 1414442037 | t3_2kecah | t5_2to41 | 105 | reddittodayifuckedup: Reddit, TIFU by having a bath.
Since it's the weekend, I decided to have a nice relaxing bath instead of a shower. I lit a candle, and hopped in the bath.
Suddenly, my four year old daughter busted in, "Hi Sweetie" I said to her, trying to be calm, but instead of saying Hi back, she ran out in t... | 4 | 26.25 | |
1414354969 | 1414383710 | t3_2kebro | t5_2to41 | 323 | [deleted]: TIFU by yelling at my 4 year old niece to "Give me Pussy now!" at the grocery store.
So I took my niece to the store to buy ingredients to make cookies. She took along her stuffed beanie baby cat. It's Puss in Boots and she calls him Miss Pussy b/c she thinks its a girl or whatever. OK. So we are in line i... | 3 | 107.666667 | |
1414358292 | 1414359900 | t3_2kei2l | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU By going to the gym
TIFU, Heres what happened. so, i went to the gym. And i did everything i usually do, bicycle for 20 minutes and jog for 20 minutes. i went to the machines and lifted some weights in between reps i would do a few exercises like push ups or sit ups. now this next part, surprising happe... | 3 | 1 | |
1414356720 | 1414379217 | t3_2kef4p | t5_2to41 | 147 | dipdipderp: TIFU twice. In ten minutes. In unrelated incidents [NSFW]
This happened earlier today.
So lets start at the beginning, a very good place to start.
Yesterday me and my girlfriend decided to make lasagne as a nice tasty treat before heading off to see a film. We booked tickets for the film and got started; ... | 7 | 21 | |
1414358698 | 1414403186 | t3_2keism | t5_2to41 | 7 | muttonchopp: TIFU by taking a dump so nasty....
sfitznott: Hi muttonchopp, thank you for submitting to /r/tifu.
Unfortunately your submission *TIFU by taking a dump so nasty....* has been removed because it violates RULE 10: "TRIAL RULE: All posts centered around defecation will be removed unless it's the weekend. Th... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1414358992 | 1414360785 | t3_2kejal | t5_2to41 | 8 | HardDriveThrowaway: TIFU because my parents used my Hard Drive with Porn on it to find family photos.
I accidentally left some "videos" on this hard drive that I kept in my room. Today, my parents wanted to find some family photos on this hard drive to print out. They apparently took the hard drive and plugged it in to... | 4 | 2 | |
1414360907 | 1414428501 | t3_2kemqm | t5_2to41 | 576 | slayez06: TIFU by telling a cop "these are not the droids you are looking for"
TIFU guys. It started off as a normal sunday. Me and my girl were out going to get lunch but stopped to get a pack of smokes at the drive through convenient store. Well as we pulled out and headed down the road a cop pulled behind us. My G... | 10 | 57.6 | |
1414362102 | 1414443503 | t3_2keotn | t5_2to41 | 55 | RideAgumonIntoBattle: TIFU by screaming at my black coworkers.
So I walk into the buildings kitchen and there are two women in there who happen to be black. Now on Mondays, there are usually shortbread cookies out for us to eat and sometimes there a these awful burnt chocolate biscuits nicknamed black biscuits and toda... | 4 | 13.75 | |
1414362861 | 1414483984 | t3_2keq4u | t5_2to41 | 8 | mythrowaway0801: TIFU by trying to propose.
this was actually a month ago but here's my fuck up.
boyfriend and i have been together for a year and a little. we had spoke about marriage and he mentioned on many occasions that he wanted to marry me. So i decide that ill ask him to marry me a year on from when he told ... | 4 | 2 | |
1414363799 | 1414411903 | t3_2kertg | t5_2to41 | 11,206 | [deleted]: TIFU by cumming on my son's homework
Throwaway account because I know he uses Reddit.
So this happened 4 hours after he wanted me to review his homework for errors and the like. After reviewing it, I placed it on my desk and next to my desktop but he forgot to pick it up and went to sleep, mother following ... | 12 | 933.833333 | |
1414363636 | 1414373623 | t3_2kerjf | t5_2to41 | 12 | RubbleRickRude: TIFU by piercing my ball sack after midnight
This happened a week ago. I was making a piercing on my ball sack, just a small barbell through the skin (no, it doesn't really hurt, the skin there is pretty insensitive).
It was a quarter past midnight, and I had already pushed the needle through the ski... | 3 | 4 | |
1414362886 | 1414366183 | t3_2keq6j | t5_2to41 | 3 | bobbehb: TIFU by eating a marker and getting diarrhea
So this happened to me when I was a toddler back in the late 90's.
My mom and I were sitting on my living room floor and coloring pictures together. She got a phone call, so she left they room for *maybe a minute*. While she's gone, I chow down on the tip of an aqu... | 3 | 1 | |
1414362499 | 1414486973 | t3_2keph4 | t5_2to41 | 56 | LasagnaPhD: TIFU by trying to joke around with my friend
Backstory: I'm a lesbian, my friend Matt is a straight guy. We have one of those antagonistic friendships that basically consist of us insulting each other whenever we see each other. And we've been friends for a few years now, so the things we say to each other ... | 9 | 6.222222 | |
1414360730 | 1414460167 | t3_2kemf3 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Uzaka: TIFU By coughing while smoking a cigar
So I've been going through a bit of troubles lately in regards to relationships (Third time being told "I see you more as a brother", It starts to get to you) and I opted to smoke a cigar before work. Well I was about half way through it when I coughed... while the cigar wa... | 3 | 1 | |
1414363381 | 1414441073 | t3_2ker2u | t5_2to41 | 9 | cornynibblets: TIFU by punching a blind guy
TIFU...(a few weeks ago) I woke up from my drunken slumber of a Tuesday night and initiated my morning routine. Scratch and sniff with my nutsack, take a shower, brush my teeth, the works. Had some coffee, had a bagel, and tried to piece the previous night together. It did... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1414367829 | 1414411918 | t3_2keyr6 | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting a pentakill boner
Well last Friday I was playing LoL at one of my female classmate's house playing League of Legends, weeeell we were playing and I got a pentakill and ended a 70 minute game. I don't know why but I got a Boner and she ran up and hugged me and it was awkward as fuck, I'm prett... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1414362757 | 1414370116 | t3_2kepy6 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Chaserdog2: TIFU by going to the zoo
As is the case with many posts here, this happened about 5 years ago when I was in 7th grade.
Curtains open, lights illuminate the stage. The stage is set for a perfect FU.
We roll up to the zoo that morning. Being 7th grade guys, we have a blast away from school, goofing around ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1414369533 | 1424752772 | t3_2kf1oc | t5_2to41 | 8 | thowaway50023: TIFU by not moving my kettle for a few months
Today (or the last few months), I fucked up by not cleaning my kitchen enough. This happened like 5 minutes ago. I'm still feeling really, really itchy. Ugh.
So, I've lived in a rather old apartment building for a few years with my hubby. It's in an amazing... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1414369216 | 1414371926 | t3_2kf14x | t5_2to41 | 4 | T_A_H_P: TIFU: By masturbating while my friend was resting next to me
So a bit of background: My father got locked up, so my mother and I had to move out and live with a friend (my friend's parents who are also my mom's friends) So we are living here, and my mothers new "boyfriend" is staying with us, and this means I ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1414371255 | 1414372483 | t3_2kf4mg | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: Tifu by asking a girl I'm talking to if I could drink.
So some background... This girl, we'll call Kelly, and I have been talking for a bit. About 6 months. Well she's super up-tight in a good way, she's smart and has never touched a bottle or smoke in her life. But she hates it extremely as her parents are ... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1414371919 | 1414376092 | t3_2kf5rv | t5_2to41 | 5 | HeroesNeverQuit: TIFU: First day as a cashier
So it was a minor fuck up but it was mine none the less.
Todays my first day of work ever. Im feeling good about it. Was learning how the cash register works. Anyways so I started cashing and was doing a decent job. So I rang maybe 10-20 people up. Now after like the 7th ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1414373532 | 1414410062 | t3_2kf8jd | t5_2to41 | 17 | impatrickt: TIFU By showing a co-worker what a fleshlight looked like
This didn't happen today but I just got into this subreddit and I'm glad I now have a public forum to share my misadventures.
So I used to work at a movie theater as a treasurer, I basically handled all the money, I got to wear a suit so most custo... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1414370728 | 1414441191 | t3_2kf3s0 | t5_2to41 | 42 | SheZowRaisedByWolves: TIFU by listening to music
This happened earlier today.
I live in an un-ok part of my neighborhood. You know, the neighborhood where you shouldn't go out at night and if you do, go with friends? Very muscular friends? That's mine.
My friends and I were walking throughout my neighborhood because... | 4 | 10.5 | |
1414375071 | 1414377822 | t3_2kfb4l | t5_2to41 | 5 | BEE003: TIFU by believing a long distance university relationship would work
iamabutt_: Long distance is shakey when people are just entering college. That's a time when people aren't wanting commitment. I did 3 years once I started graduate school and that was more stable. But, alas, it also did not last.
Precursor25... | 5 | 1 | |
1414362085 | 1414448598 | t3_2keosk | t5_2to41 | 7 | thisguyisstrange: TIFU by having my phone on silent
So I was selected to join Rotary Club, which allows students to go to different countries and study there, Basically a Foreign Exchange Student Program.
Last Sunday they had an interview with people who turned in a write up on who they are and why they want to go to ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1414377531 | 1414379265 | t3_2kffb1 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by inviting my Tinder Date to room with me.
wolverinesfire: Its okay dude. You did the right thing. No one will thank you for it. And she's sleeping with someone else. Which sucks. But i don't accept that being a good guy is a sign of weakness. So my hats off to you champ. Don't worry about the girl. :... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1414379129 | 1414384519 | t3_2kfhvq | t5_2to41 | 4 | throwaway5839322: TIFU by snorting blow off a drug dealer's girlfriend's nipple
brownbathwater: His "girlfriend"
throwaway5839322: Exactly.
NikoMcreary: Throwaways are for pussies
| 4 | 1 | |
1414378710 | 1414421996 | t3_2kfh75 | t5_2to41 | 38 | RoloRobot: TIFU By Letting In a Hooker
So there I was just browsing the web and chatting away with my friends when suddenly the doorbell rings. What I didn't know then was that my friends had used my address as a prank and I was about to let a hooker into my house. I go to check who it is and at first it looks like it'... | 3 | 12.666667 | |
1414379606 | 1414457949 | t3_2kfin4 | t5_2to41 | 45 | AlCoMc: TIFU by dropping $90 on free software
I needed Microsoft Office. My school offers free Microsoft Office but doesn't advertise it well. I know this isn't nearly the calibre of this subreddit; I'm just here to vent.
NotsoElite4: there is almost always opensource/free software that you can use, or you could be a... | 5 | 9 | |
1414379251 | 1414391643 | t3_2kfi2g | t5_2to41 | 20 | happilyinlovenot: TIFU by being a foreigner
This happened three days ago, and I fully understand this isn't your normal TIFU. It might not even be a TIFU, but I'm feeling lonely and just wanted to get what happened off my chest.
Last year I moved to South Korea to teach English. I moved away from all my friends and fa... | 4 | 5 | |
1414381545 | 1414462237 | t3_2kflp9 | t5_2to41 | 419 | 2LateImDead: TIFU by "dropping a bomb" at the airport.
I'll keep this reasonably direct.
A friend and I were about to go on a trip up to Canada to see Niagara Falls, and seeing as we live in the southern part of America, the logical means of transportation is via the air. We're both guys, and quite honestly we can ... | 5 | 83.8 | |
1414376035 | 1414405916 | t3_2kfcrn | t5_2to41 | 5 | m3rrickj2k: TIFU by accidentally ignoring the exchange student
So this happened a few days ago. I feel bad about it, but I'm not exactly sure if it is my fault.
It all happened last Tuesday. The school day starts at 8, and I usually will get my stuff ~10 minutes ahead of time. Normally, there's no one out in the halls... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1414382397 | 1414385186 | t3_2kfmwa | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to have late night sexy time
Well where do I start? I guess with the morning of October 25th. I wake up to her text and we decided to make a plan for the day. Average as fuck! Am I right? Well we decide I will meet her at a party after I finish work at 11pm. Great! I am hauling in work getting... | 3 | 1 | |
1414382616 | 1414384877 | t3_2kfn8e | t5_2to41 | 13 | Im_feeling_a_no: TIFU by saying it can't get much worse
So this actually happened tonight. Let me start off by saying I'm not the best writer so I apologize for any grammatical errors.
So I guess some back round is in order... I've had a bad week, and by bad I mean BAD, like the definition of suck. I've been involv... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1414384378 | 1414426639 | t3_2kfpno | t5_2to41 | 156 | Mefiggy: TIFU by making my gf wet...
As always, this wasn't today, but a couple of days ago, but I couldn't face thinking about it again until today.
I was on a date with my (new) girlfriend and we were in a park/walking-track along a creek that's close to my home, and I have all my childhood memories there and wanted... | 5 | 31.2 | |
1414383406 | 1414775569 | t3_2kfocr | t5_2to41 | 55 | ISTRANGLEHOOKERSAMA: TIFU by listening to black metal.
So this happened on Friday. Fuckin sue me. I should also mention I live in a very, very religious county.
I was riding the bus home from school, with my headphones in, rocking out to an album I had just downloaded. In case you don't know, black metal is very anti-... | 10 | 5.5 | |
1414384660 | 1414389218 | t3_2kfq2j | t5_2to41 | 5 | sirfap_alot: TIFU: Almost caught having a handjob in a theater
OculusKami: I think you're lying.
SilentOneBravo: lies, all lies.
jvchef: not lies. half truths.
he did almost get caught with a chest full of jizz after having his trouser troll taken to the school dance. its just that the girl in this story was his hand... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1414384842 | 1414387294 | t3_2kfqby | t5_2to41 | 5 | ishouldhavesaidno: TIFU by helping a former customer at my job.
Today while I was at work, I had just got in and started my day...well you can say...not fun at all. To give you some background I am a cellphone sales agent for one of the big carriers, now onto story time.
Customer walks in to the store with a cracked ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1414385553 | 1414435046 | t3_2kfr7b | t5_2to41 | 148 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to distort my dick with my mom's iPad [NSFW]
*First of all, whether you're into some kinky shit or not, this is probably not what you think it is from reading the misleading title. I should be a journalist.*
As rather old teenager now, I'm expected by my family to make level-headed decisions,... | 5 | 29.6 | |
1414387514 | 1414390995 | t3_2kftkr | t5_2to41 | 4 | tifu_on_acid: TIFU by not knowing I was pregnant and doing acid.
Felixfolman: Why didn't you two have sex in months? And so sorry to hear, good luck!
tifu_on_acid: I never felt like if when we had the chance to. We still did other things but not full on sex.
Felixfolman: Were you two still good? Seems hard to not get... | 4 | 1 | |
1414387952 | 1414393796 | t3_2kfu21 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by touching my dick after handling jalapeno 30 minutes earlier
I didn't really think anything of it. I seriously handled it 30ish minutes earlier, so I didn't suspect much. That said, my lip was already burning from interacting with the seeds earlier. So maybe common sense would have factored in, but NO... | 5 | 0.6 | |
1414385730 | 1414467924 | t3_2kfrfj | t5_2to41 | 33 | UncontrollableNoise: TIFU by Snapchatting and petting my cat.
Reddit, this afternoon, I was immature and then experienced karmatic justice by way of my cat.
My friends showed me the great app, Snapchat, last weekend. One of my friends and I have been Snapchatting all week. We've just been taking random pictures and us... | 5 | 6.6 | |
1414388874 | 1414457670 | t3_2kfv4w | t5_2to41 | 8 | i_eff_up_alot: TIFU by cybersexing someone into prison NSFW
spankthepunkpink: you can put breaks in the text
by pressing enter.
makes stuff easier to read!
NeonNeologist: *except on mobile
spankthepunkpink: Really?
Doesn't
Seem
Like
It.....
NeonNeologist: Aww man how come it doesn't do it on mine?
spankthepunk... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1414389791 | 1414407723 | t3_2kfw6f | t5_2to41 | 5 | dirtydragon8: TIFU by forgetting my toothbrush
pm-me-a-stray-cat: If this is your biggest fuckup today, you're already doing better than me on a good day. Just buy one after class. I'm pretty sure nobody will notice or care.
dirtydragon8: Yeah I'm just gonna chew gum until my classes are over...at 3:(
Kerbalnaught1: R... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1414391562 | 1414442916 | t3_2kfy1t | t5_2to41 | 36 | awkwardbusriding: TIFU by thinking i was a pimp on OKC
this happened yesterday, it was one of those days where i found myself bored out of my mind so i decided to go on OKC and waste my life reading profiles about girls i would never meet. so i saw this dime 10 milf that lived right next to me, literally 1 mile. idk wh... | 8 | 4.5 | |
1414391793 | 1414399533 | t3_2kfyaa | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by fucking my friend with benefits while she was on her period. NSFW
MegaNasty: Yeah what /u/mietzsche said.
killkerl: Or basically, your username.
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1414394983 | 1414398654 | t3_2kg1ds | t5_2to41 | 21 | missxmaddie: TIFU by going for a walk...
So I've just moved to a new country and it's been four weeks and I haven't gone for a walk to explore the place. I noticed I needed a few things from the shops so I decided instead of driving to the shops I'd go for a walk, after all it's only a few minutes down the road. So I g... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1414393693 | 1414399585 | t3_2kg05v | t5_2to41 | 3 | chadsowhat90: TIFU by dropping my phone twice.
GGrinder: Use an otterbox if you aren't down for hard mode
chadsowhat90: Dude, I know...I had an Otterbox with my old phone, but I sold it after a local phone repair guy said Otterboxes can actually damage the inside of phones by overheating the little parts and fusing t... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1414397635 | 1414471579 | t3_2kg3p4 | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally playing with my nephew's dick.
Quick_man: Hi,
Your submission has been removed because it violates our rules against posts involving obscene sexual situations, such as, but not limited to, incest, minors, and assault..
If you feel that this removal was unjust, please [message the mods... | 8 | 2.375 | |
1414397050 | 1414404525 | t3_2kg374 | t5_2to41 | 21 | 5yrlurk: TIFU by not checking a bottle of what I thought was eye drops.
Well like most TIFU this didn't actually happen today but one week ago. It was lazy Sunday afternoon and I was feeling pretty tired so I decided to take a nap. Now as a person who has been wearing contact lenses for 15 years I try to never sleep w... | 3 | 7 | |
1414397861 | 1414399617 | t3_2kg3w4 | t5_2to41 | 38 | Jpaynesae1991: TIFU: By driving a crack head to where he wanted to go.
I like to write long stories, So I'll put a **summary** at the end for you lazy people out there, also... I like to make bullet points because I think it makes it easier to read.
* I work at Nightclub here in Las Vegas.
* I got off work at 5 AM ... | 3 | 12.666667 | |
1414391964 | 1414420251 | t3_2kfyhs | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to the market.
Silverslade1: Voice from your pocket? Lydia? What?
DragonMadeOfWaffles: I believe Lydia called him and was pocket answered, talked about needing a prosthetic leg for chemistry and hung up.
| 3 | 1 | |
1414402398 | 1414442395 | t3_2kg7ok | t5_2to41 | 255 | ed_loa: TIFU by answering the door.
I had literally just finished having a masturbate when my doorbell rang. Alarmed, I shut my laptop hastily and made my way to the front door without properly cleaning up the remnants of what was a great time alone. I opened the door to a friendly 20something energy company salesman ... | 6 | 42.5 | |
1414402970 | 1414406143 | t3_2kg86e | t5_2to41 | 9 | kindofawks: TIFU by having sex with my girlfriend in a car
chachachoudhary: Jogger didn't give a fuck, why do you?
fynns23: I see what you did there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
| 3 | 3 | |
1414403994 | 1414596545 | t3_2kg91c | t5_2to41 | 152 | PresidentBananas: TIFU by getting my foreskin stuck between my pant's zippers. [NSFW]
Background: Im at the cinema, after the movie ends, everyone rushes to the toilets to let go of their crap, including me.
So im in the toilets, and as expected its fully packed, all the cubicles are taken as well as the "wall" (You ... | 5 | 30.4 | |
1414403185 | 1414455178 | t3_2kg8dl | t5_2to41 | 4,568 | PM_me_ur_mitts: TIFU by getting foxy with my dance teacher
So I'm a newly recruited member of a dance company. As such I am keen to please and promptly carry out any task that is asked of me. Yesterday the company director (Christian, softly spoken and very 'proper') asked me to send her a version of a song I was going... | 12 | 380.666667 | |
1414406312 | 1414436337 | t3_2kg9y0 | t5_2to41 | 8 | sanityaside: "you cranking it in my bed and cumming in to a cup is kinda the most strange thing a person could have done while I was in so much pain that I could have been physically ill"
I wonder if she thinks I was getting off to her being in pain?
reste: Sounds logical. Or that you didn't show any remorse for her p... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1414403762 | 1414510950 | t3_2kg8uz | t5_2to41 | 63 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my girl my refurbished computer.
While in Japan on business, my 2 year old MacBook Pro's HDD took a dump. Everything was gone, so I went to town and bought a new SSD. I formatted and installed it into the computer and got the OS on there and set it all up with software and what not.. My fia... | 7 | 9 | |
1414405737 | 1414456262 | t3_2kgamx | t5_2to41 | 20 | nerdyranga: TIFU by using my headphones too much.
To start this post, I’d like to say that I’m an avid gamer. In the past half-year or less, I’ve managed over 400 hours of Dota 2. Man, that game is glorious. I’m probably addicted.
Whenever I play games or use my computer (decent specs, awesome case, custom built), I w... | 4 | 5 | |
1414404219 | 1414415835 | t3_2kg989 | t5_2to41 | 2 | quagzlor: TIFU by not looking while taking a tetra pack from the fridge
Kraligor: Did you drink the tomato puree like a boss?
quagzlor: I wiped it up like a little bitch :(
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1414406746 | 1414413159 | t3_2kgbk1 | t5_2to41 | 96 | guess_the_acronym: TIFU by asking for a resume
This happened some years ago when I was in high school. I was working at a bakery at this time. My boss was overworked and jumped from crazy to angry constantly. I had worked at this bakery for about 2 years when this F-up happened.
My boss was having a particularly manic... | 3 | 32 | |
1414410975 | 1414458876 | t3_2kgfw8 | t5_2to41 | 14 | Throwaway11262013: TIFU by sitting with my girlfriend on the bus.
SilentOneBravo: Is this like Pakistan or something? Because last time I check boys can sit next to girls without fear of legal or personal retribution.
Throwaway11262013: State of Georgia, in the U.S. of A.
SilentOneBravo: odd, I thought you yanks wer... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1414412437 | 1414472989 | t3_2kghfy | t5_2to41 | 527 | LaunchpadMcFly: TIFU by farting in my manager's face
Well, this is technically a YIFU, but whatever.
I'm a twenty-something working at GameStop. That alone is a fuck up, but... that's beside the point (it isn't).
So yesterday, work was pretty slow. I'm a GA (Game Advisor) which is pretty much the lowest "rank" in Ga... | 7 | 75.285714 | |
1414413746 | 1414416154 | t3_2kgj2e | t5_2to41 | 5 | jabbalaugh_: TIFU by pouring hot wax down my kitchen sink
robbor: Same thing with cooking oil. It will clog your pipes.
imnotarobot1: I'll clog your pipes
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1414414016 | 1414429156 | t3_2kgjf5 | t5_2to41 | 3 | bharro: TIFU by pouring acid in my eye.
Kraligor: You should see an eye doctor ASAP. It's your EYES, not some cut on your hand that'll eventually heal.
CeleryStickBeating: At the very least call your optometrist and tell him what you did. He'll know if you're going to need to start shopping for a cane.
| 3 | 1 | |
1414415201 | 1414415568 | t3_2kgkwi | t5_2to41 | 3 | CleanFlow: TIFU by taking a crap in the woods.
_ebola_: At least you didn't crap on your feet.
Here's the trick: find a tree thin enough to get both hands around. Drop your pants all the way around your ankles. Grab the tree and lean waaaaaay back out over your heels. Then you can crap in pee in the woods without mak... | 3 | 1 | |
1414405450 | 1414485210 | t3_2kgabt | t5_2to41 | 26 | tuck1395: TIFU by not taking my boots off when I got home.
So, I came home from work as I normally do. Walked in the door, went to the kitchen to set down my stuff and went back to the door to take off my boots and go upstairs. At this moment, I notice these black marks on the off-white carpet. I take off my left boo... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1414417178 | 1414446078 | t3_2kgnpx | t5_2to41 | 53 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting to lock/shut the door.
Well, it finally happened. I was caught masturbating by my one parents (my mom). I'm 19 years old and somehow managed to avoid this up until now.
I usually look at the door before I start anything, but today I forgot. Probably because it's so early. I'm usually stil... | 5 | 10.6 | |
1414418294 | 1414436182 | t3_2kgphg | t5_2to41 | 19 | jdat: Tifu when I flashed my grandparents
Tifu when I flashed my grandparents!
So I have been off sick from work and I needed to go back to the doctors to get a letter saying I'm well enough to go back. Simple enough, right? I've been really bored and I'm feeling better so I really want to go back.
I get a call from ... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1414416144 | 1414420711 | t3_2kgm7w | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU your mom
[deleted]: It's okay man, its okay.
[deleted]: I just hope he's forgotten all about it.
[deleted]: Probably has, still cringey though.
| 4 | 0.75 | |
1414420837 | 1414429765 | t3_2kgtlt | t5_2to41 | 88 | RoloRobot: TIFU By Kissing My Best Friend
So this was a few years back but I definitely still remember it. I was about 16 at the time. My best friend, for privacy let's call her Aly, and I were pretty close. We talked everyday, texted, went out with friends etc. Well all that was about to change. My parents knew hers s... | 5 | 17.6 | |
1414422503 | 1414435742 | t3_2kgwin | t5_2to41 | 35 | tossoffaway1975: TIFU by forgetting I sideloaded dropbox on daughter's kindle.
So my wife was giving me a blowjob the other morning and I, as I sometimes like to do, recorded it on my cell phone. My wife gives good, porn-star style blowjobs complete with the swallow....she really gets into it even though she completel... | 6 | 5.833333 | |
1414422843 | 1414485142 | t3_2kgx2x | t5_2to41 | 31 | SirHalfBaked: TIFU: By Having a Staring Contest With a Stranger
Hey Reddit last Weekend I had a pretty hilarious fuck-up so I decided to share I'm currently a freshman in college and I have this weird thing I do when I make eye contact with a stranger (you know the awkward kind when you're walking towards someone) I ne... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1414420887 | 1414426892 | t3_2kgtoh | t5_2to41 | 2 | Tah-Lore: TIFU by screaming at my ex
darkstream81: So life....
nodayzero: Such life
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1414425617 | 1414512126 | t3_2kh1yv | t5_2to41 | 11,026 | Gloppy_Sloop: TIFU by getting a wall in my bathroom patched up.
This actually happened over the weekend.
The drywall behind the tiles in my bathtub rotted out, the tiles fell off into the tub and broke. As I am a single father (engaged but she's not really a "step mother" my sons are older, 17 and 18), I'm super busy ... | 14 | 787.571429 | |
1414426655 | 1414447518 | t3_2kh3v4 | t5_2to41 | 83 | SchwillyMaysHere: TIFU by getting high before making my supper last night in the crockpot.
Real short story. Took a few hits from the vape before starting my meal. Throw everything in the pot. Head out for the day, expecting a nice meal when I get home. I forgot to turn the crockpot on.
Uncle_Hippie: What's worse is w... | 6 | 13.833333 | |
1414424599 | 1414456182 | t3_2kh06s | t5_2to41 | 117 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting drunk and breaking into my elementary school.
Before I get into the fuck up, I’ll give you guys some back story about myself and the situation that I got myself into. I am 18 years old, going to college, and I’m back in my home town for reading week, or break week as you may call it. Firstly,... | 4 | 29.25 | |
1414427066 | 1414434526 | t3_2kh4ns | t5_2to41 | 29 | dat_indian_fella: tifu by pressing a button......
I'm an auditor and part of my job requires me to visit clients to "vouch" or test the information they provide. I'm visiting a client today and because they have no where to seat me I'm using the secretary's desk because she is on vacation.
Under this desk are 3 button... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1414421437 | 1414454419 | t3_2kguno | t5_2to41 | 11 | cpu5555: TIFU by flushing Kleenex down the toilet.
I am in college staying in a dorm right now. There were a few times that I would use facial tissues to put food on then flush it down the toilet. Last Wednesday, the toilet overflowed so I shut off the water to it. On Thursday, when a maintenance crew was working on it... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1414429620 | 1414449770 | t3_2kh9jd | t5_2to41 | 3 | theautobahn: TIFU By having sex with my friend
DatGuy15: "tight bumhole situation"
Perfect combination of words
theautobahn: It had to rank pretty highly on my awkward meter, next to when her parents sat us down to give us "the Talk"
| 3 | 1 | |
1414431187 | 1414432442 | t3_2khcng | t5_2to41 | 4 | Idle-Hands-: TIFU By missing my bed and breaking my head.
Sir_not_sir: I notice you left out the level of your intoxication.
Idle-Hands-: Sober, I was 16, wouldn't drink around my parents then!
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1414427736 | 1414511036 | t3_2kh5ws | t5_2to41 | 45 | ludo2912: TIFU by playing football manager.
No throwaway because i'm still angry. So about 12 oclock today (uk time). I was sitting on my computer playing football manager, now those of you who play this game will sympathise with the emotions it can generate, for those who don't, I will explain. Now I am not usually an... | 6 | 7.5 | |
1414433735 | 1414435042 | t3_2khhrt | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU: By pulling the chain in the wrong place
Voyager5555: It's 2014, who the hell buys printed porn?
iamkuta: I read it for the "articles"
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1414435484 | 1414439485 | t3_2khl4u | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by being shadowbanned for over two years
I found out a week or two ago that I had been shadowbanned for over two years and had never know.
Edit: proof http://i.imgur.com/i37vhdZ.png
Kraligor: Wow, being forever alone on the internet adds a whole new dimension to it. It's like Forever Alone².
sithrebel1... | 4 | 2 |
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