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1414521463 | 1414525461 | t3_2kldxk | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: (Tifu) By my friend fucking up after a fat ass rip.
Voyager5555: That's....just something that happened.
Dewbis: Yes it does just happen, But this is a big fuck up for stoners. Lets just hope the next bong isn't expensive next time.
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1414525782 | 1414528344 | t3_2klmv8 | t5_2to41 | 12 | djewkris: Tifu by slicing half my thumb nail off with a rusty potato peeler
So, I've seen friends use what I thought was a potato peeler to slice cheese. Turns out they use a cheese slicer that just looks like a potato peeler, which I would learn by slicing off half my thumb nail.
I decided I wanted a sandwich but di... | 6 | 2 | |
1414526212 | 1414526875 | t3_2klns9 | t5_2to41 | 12 | throwpoo: TIFU - with a prank at work and the cops were called.
Not today but we had a contractor which regularly comes and works for us. He cycles a lot and has a good tan but it looks fake. The day before he comes in, I decided to print out a meme and stick it on my colleague's monitor as the contractor is covering f... | 3 | 4 | |
1414526117 | 1414595742 | t3_2klnjz | t5_2to41 | 469 | low_hanging_nuts: TIFU by unknowingly finding my teachers cell phone number scrawled into my textbook. I put his number on my cell and sent him the weirdest photo in my gallery. I think he knows it was me.
[The picture I sent](http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/757/457/7de.jpg)
I sent the picture, and a ... | 7 | 67 | |
1414527245 | 1414548925 | t3_2klpxn | t5_2to41 | 40 | totallybitchin: TIFU by learning about Youth in Asia
Always thought that assisted suicide was referred to as Youth in Asia. Found out today that it's actually euthanasia. Felt like a dumbass.
xaw09: You should meet that guy who wanted to know how anus rhythms kill you.
totallybitchin: I think him and I could be friends... | 4 | 10 | |
1414545923 | 1414549105 | t3_2klqbb | t5_2to41 | -25 | Hoptadock: You are quite easily the most stupid person I will ever have the displeasure of meeting. Every day you express your misinformed and hateful opinions you move the human race a step backwards. Your stupid and incoherent circular arguments are contributing nothing to society and have made everyone more stupid a... | 7 | -3.571429 | |
1414527175 | 1414528239 | t3_2klpse | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by tricking my brother into touching doggy do
Rolsification: Worth it
jontarist: Definitely. Whenever the story comes up, we both get a good laugh out of it...little bro is a good sport.
| 3 | 2 | |
1414527490 | 1414529900 | t3_2klqf7 | t5_2to41 | 8 | vader_4_president: TIFU by taking a conference call while in the bathroom
krewlaz: Oh boy! How did your colleagues react?
vader_4_president: I figured out what was going on when there was a long pause and I realized everyone was just listening (to me). But nothing was said beyond the awkward silence.
| 3 | 2.666667 | |
1414527400 | 1414566474 | t3_2klq8x | t5_2to41 | 9 | XxMiKeNjD17xX: TIFU by pocket-dialing my mom
I'm a sports editor for my school's newspaper today in my Journalism class I was talking to my friends when I got a text. It was from the other sports editor who was out of school. Now normally after I finish texting someone I always lock my phone before putting my phone in ... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1414526311 | 1414581366 | t3_2klo07 | t5_2to41 | 39 | suzerain17: TIFU by being unthinkably dense and completely insensitive as a human being
I work in a rehab facility. I take care of people and help them through their daily lives; bathing, dressing, exercises, etc... Most of these people are bad enough off to warrant enteral feedings.
I recently got into shows like Cu... | 3 | 13 | |
1414529885 | 1414670434 | t3_2klvd0 | t5_2to41 | 11 | crowscarer: TIFU by making an innapropriate joke in French class
Ok so I have a running joke in my French class that i'm going to move to France to pick up women, because they apparently like american accents (weird right?). So anyway one day my teacher was frusturated with me and asked me how I was going to pick girls... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1414529241 | 1414547108 | t3_2klu0u | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU by emailing a professor a lie to skip an exam
After failing my first exam and failing to prepare for the upcoming one, I thought of Ferris Bueller to inspire me... to completely lie to my teacher about how I cannot make it to class because my car is overheated and won't start. I did it because I wanted ... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1414522585 | 1414545918 | t3_2klg7z | t5_2to41 | 12 | RappingScientist: TIFU by showing the whole class my butt
KRaidium: Hi RappingScientist, thanks for submitting to /r/tifu!
However, your submission, *TIFU by showing the whole class my butt*, has been removed because our rules do not allow:
* Rule 10: All posts centered around sexual content will be removed unless i... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1414531218 | 1414555955 | t3_2kly17 | t5_2to41 | 69 | nickatnyt: TIFU by not asking if she has kids
So I went on this online date recently and it went really really well. She was about four years older than me and while she had some long term relationships there was really no major baggage mentioned in the first date. Wen't to Macaroni Grill, drew some terrible pictures, ... | 9 | 7.666667 | |
1414531412 | 1414533149 | t3_2klygm | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU. I yelled at a professor because I misunderstood a joke...
I had a midterm in a chem class today. I was just about to hand in my exam when I noticed I didn't write my name on the cover sheet. I told the teacher I had to pop back to my desk because I forgot my name when he grabbed my exam and said "you c... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1414531951 | 1414534925 | t3_2klzjh | t5_2to41 | 2 | NonSilentStalker: TIFU by having sex with my SO.
Quick_man: Hey there NonSilentStalker, thanks for your submission in /r/tifu!
Unfortunately, your submission *TIFU by having sex with my SO.* has been removed because it violates one of our trial rules: All posts centered around defecation and/or sexual content will be... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1414530409 | 1414536940 | t3_2klwey | t5_2to41 | 3 | yao19972: TIFU by eating a jalapeno
8:00pm-ish, Greenwich, London, had a long day
dropped by a local pub, The Duke
half a pint of Peroni later...
cheese and chips pls...
(compliments to the chef and shit, stuff's brilliant with the rosemary on top)
glass of Armanac pls...
(quite a waste for chips i know, but wat da... | 3 | 1 | |
1414529663 | 1414536811 | t3_2kluvo | t5_2to41 | 6 | Junothe3rd: TIFU by having candles whilst on strong painkillers
TIFU!
I have arthritis, so have been prescribed strong painkillers for days when everything hurts. Today was one of those days. So, I went to bed early with my hot water bottle and lay there reading for a while. I also lit some candles on my bedside table... | 3 | 2 | |
1414534341 | 1414632459 | t3_2km4et | t5_2to41 | 7,529 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a stupid assumption about my adopted son.
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paboi: I don't assume all white people are fuck ups but...
PenisInBlender: No assuming needed, you're a fuck up. Race irrelevant.
paboi: I also guarantee every down vote is by some hypersensitive white dude who thinks race doesn't matters.
B... | 22 | 342.227273 | |
1414534497 | 1414537642 | t3_2km4pg | t5_2to41 | 2 | KaSlaps: TIFU by going to KFC
Happened last night, but the aftermath came about today. No, this isn't about how I had a volcanic eruption from my anus in the middle of the night or this morning, but rather something more tame. I don't know if any of you will find this funny or not, but you'll at least get to poke at my... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1414535596 | 1414538801 | t3_2km6xb | t5_2to41 | 9 | MuchAdoAboutFutaloo: TIFU by uploading documents to my computer. [NSFW]
Teotwawki69: > all this stuff popped up.
I'm sure that wasn't the only stuff that popped up...
MuchAdoAboutFutaloo: I don't really understand what you mean, but if you mean there was more, then yes, there's a whole hell of a lot more. I can ta... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1414536044 | 1414577055 | t3_2km7xh | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by feeding my 9 month old daughter habanero chilli
I have a pestle and mortar which I've had for a long, long time. I use it primarily when making curries - and to that end, I don't wash it out after I've done with it, instead letting the general spiciness build up over time to make each subsequent cur... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1414536607 | 1414549081 | t3_2km93t | t5_2to41 | 12 | TIFUatCollege: TIFU by getting caught torrenting porn at school
Teotwawki69: Honestly, this sounds like scammers just trying to intimidate money out of people. First of all, the fine for copyright *infringement* is a lot higher than $500, but they can't even try to collect that without a court case.
Second -- did you... | 4 | 3 | |
1414537158 | 1414538202 | t3_2kma88 | t5_2to41 | 9 | imdahbes: TIFU by picking a fight...
Today I picked a fight with someone twice my size and in the heat of the moment, I more or less challenged him to a fight. In my defense, he was really annoying and one of those guys that you would think deserves a punch in the face. He sits behind me and kept picking my hair everyd... | 3 | 3 | |
1414540715 | 1414599986 | t3_2kmh7j | t5_2to41 | 10 | BBOY6814: TIFU by drinking too much water.
This literally happened about 10 minutes ago. After school I head to the gym, and after the gym I head to my mom's work for a ride home since we live out of town. I have very bad migraines if I'm dehydrate, and I seek to dehydrate very fast, So I drink a fuck ton of water, esp... | 7 | 1.428571 | |
1414541207 | 1414544037 | t3_2kmi5f | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by revealing my cousin's dad's 'secret' affair is actually pretty well known.
A cousin of my dad, let's call him 'Carlos', is having an affair on the mother of his two children with the local school teacher. It's pretty well known in the family, but after Carlos runs off with this teacher for 3 days eve... | 4 | 1 | |
1414541471 | 1414547155 | t3_2kminc | t5_2to41 | 9 | yorker110490: tifu at placement- Any advice from other students out there?
I started my student placement in September and I feel so lost so much of the time. The agency is complex and there is so much to learn. Today I was transporting a mother and child and did not bring along the correct size car seat. I went back t... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1414542445 | 1414737687 | t3_2kmki6 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by exposing my mother to porn
Teotwawki69: >I think she thinks that it was *my* porn history that we'd stumbled across.
If it wasn't yours, then whose was it?
dolores-dotted: it was just a pop-up!
Teotwawki69: Then who was phone?
| 4 | 1 | |
1414542943 | 1414602029 | t3_2kmlgy | t5_2to41 | 4 | brovreau: TIFU by smoking weed in my bathroom
NOTE: I'm 19, brothers 15
Ok, so I recently bought my "starter kit" regarding weed. I normally just smoke using my friends weed grinder and bongs/pipes/whatever. But I had extra money last week so I bought a friends pipe and grinder and 4g of weed. Anyways so for the last ... | 4 | 1 | |
1414544242 | 1414559624 | t3_2kmnue | t5_2to41 | 3 | travisrd: TIFU by turning the lights off even though my girlfriend told me she couldn't see..
So I.. "Turned the lights off"....
I'm not sure if this is the proper thread but.. my girlfriend bought an ear wax removal kit last weekend. Today she decides to use it.
A side note for this is that her and I both smoke ele... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1414545307 | 1414547718 | t3_2kmptk | t5_2to41 | 27 | TuMadre101rk: TIFU by asking if I could tap that.
So I was going to get breakfast in the Engineering building of my university. Being an Engineering student myself, I wouldn't say my social skills are at 100%
Everything was going well. I went to see the man at the station for hot breakfasts, and got the "Engineer bre... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1414536036 | 1414612827 | t3_2km7ww | t5_2to41 | 19 | Light_bulb23: TIFU by ruining my unstable relationship with gf's parents and stabbed by glass
Hi, this didn't actually happen today but lastweek
Backstory: I have a knack for fucking things up and embarrassing my self in front of her parents, Im always nervous in front of them or when I see them because of this.
So..... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1414546183 | 1414547277 | t3_2kmrfl | t5_2to41 | 4 | autoerotic_throwaway: TIFU by not knowing that autoerotic asphyxiation had a sexual meaning.
yamssuck: So the "erotic" part never gave you any clue that it was sexual? Interesting.
autoerotic_throwaway: It boggles my mind that I didn't realize it. I just didn't think about it. I mean, there are plenty of words that w... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1414545670 | 1414557153 | t3_2kmqgd | t5_2to41 | 18 | KaonPlus: TIFU by watching porn on my iPad before class
prashantjsingh: Three words: Google. Chrome. Incognito.
KaonPlus: Oh that doesn't help. It's not the history, it's a cached image. Or in any case I tried private browsing and no change.
prashantjsingh: Maybe it's different for tablets? It works for me on my Macbo... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1414538005 | 1414549430 | t3_2kmbyu | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking 3 day old mixed protein drink....
I am posting this now because I am so upset. This happened a month ago but this shit has escalated so much that I have lost 10 pounds and now I have to get a colonoscopy and an upper GI at age fucking 24.... I am def not looking forward to this fucking colon... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1414546728 | 1414549076 | t3_2kmsee | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting into a meaningless debate with my girlfriend.
My girlfriend took a few psychology classes in university and now believes that all humans are born good or bad. She believes we are all born with specific behavioural traits. I personally believe that we are all born as a blank slate. I don't bel... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1414544939 | 1414630693 | t3_2kmp55 | t5_2to41 | 49 | PaperRaper: TIFU by listening to my girlfriend and owning a devil loving cat (lots of nope inside)
Today started as any Tuesday starts- dreading the coming midnight shift, wishing my weekend was longer, and cleaning the house. My fuck up happened while cleaning my cozy little bedroom. As I began to sweep the floor I no... | 6 | 8.166667 | |
1414548569 | 1414549605 | t3_2kmvr2 | t5_2to41 | 6 | DaHagerBomb: TIFU by not buying new pants.
So, nice concert tonight right? I've gained 25 pounds since my last one, so need new black dress pants. Forgot to ever get them, so tonight comes and I pull my pants on and I am feeling like there's a boa constrictor around my waist. I say no biggie, what's the worst that can ... | 3 | 2 | |
1414548844 | 1414549494 | t3_2kmw7s | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: [META] Greatest TIFUs of all time?
creepazoidculture: I'm sorry but the guy mistaking his Korean son for Chinese for 17 years has made the top of my list
AccountToBeAPerv: Link?
| 3 | 1 | |
1414527067 | 1414550474 | t3_2klpjt | t5_2to41 | -1 | [deleted]: TIFU By Going to "Office Hours"
My school does this thing called "Office Hours" where basically they can *force* you to come in during your lunch break and do homework if you didn't do it that day. So I had to go take a requiz today is office hours. Turns out there was this girl on facebook I was talking to ... | 3 | -0.333333 | |
1414549269 | 1414612910 | t3_2kmx04 | t5_2to41 | 17 | whatareshoesfor: TIFU by telling a guy covered in blood that I liked his costume
Well this wasn't today, it was around Halloween two years ago. But still TIFU-worthy like everything else on here.
Here's my fuck up: I worked in a dining hall at my college a few years ago. On Halloween, we could wear a costume to work... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1414550860 | 1414616399 | t3_2kmzvf | t5_2to41 | 159 | Regasus: TIFU by donating blood.
This happened about a month ago, and as little background I'm a regular blood donor and I donate about 2 pints.
That morning I was going to my doctor because my toenail was hurting (serious ingrown nail) while I was there my doctor told me I was behind up on shots, iron test, vision te... | 6 | 26.5 | |
1414550750 | 1414557495 | t3_2kmzom | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by going on Facebook.
I haven't used Facebook in years. But today I got an email saying I have a new unread message. Of course, I had to see what it was.
It was from one of my girlfriend's friends. She was saying how she has the house to herself for the weekend and that I should come over to watch som... | 3 | 9 | |
1414550573 | 1414565337 | t3_2kmzcz | t5_2to41 | 31 | TherapeuticThrowback: TIFU by not stopping my lecture.
(My professor) I'm a DA and teach a Criminal Justice class at a Community College. It's roughly halfway through the semester, so I assume everyone who is walking in must be attending my class. Today was a lesson on punishment for rape, so I was explaining the statu... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1414552627 | 1414586480 | t3_2kn2va | t5_2to41 | 11 | chrisfinne: TIFU by yelling "BEAT IT!!!"
So I'm in bed and I hear a banging in my condo's carport. I just took out some fresh trash a few hours earlier, so I figure it is the local bear trying to break into the closet again.
I open the door to the carport and yell "BEAT IT!" and I'm staring at my my neighbor who was u... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1414549388 | 1414605942 | t3_2kmx7k | t5_2to41 | 47 | subrosasymphony: TIFU by trying to startle my cat
This literally happened today. So I had just finished working out this afternoon and was feeling pretty amped up. While I'd been working out my cat was scratching on our metal screen door. It was really annoying listening to her claws scratch against the metal, and I wa... | 9 | 5.222222 | |
1414553632 | 1414591836 | t3_2kn4i9 | t5_2to41 | 183 | wolverinechris: TIFU getting my own clothing sold while in a store
Hi guys. First post on Reddit, but I think this is a good way to start.
Yesterday I was doing some shopping in Ross. Yeah, I know Ross isn't the world's classiest store, but hey, they have some deals. As normal for San Francisco, I had a jacket, this t... | 5 | 36.6 | |
1414555130 | 1414559940 | t3_2kn6uw | t5_2to41 | 150 | [deleted]: TIFU by uploading a nude as my facebook profile picture
I've recently dyed my hair and decided to upload a new picture to my facebook page, mainly composed of older family members and a few friends from high school. As you can probably tell by my profile I post in gonewild pretty often so mixed in with my no... | 4 | 37.5 | |
1414555680 | 1414630121 | t3_2kn7po | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU locking my car with the key in it (featuring LPT and ELI5 inside)
Careless stupidity never fails to visit us every now and then. I happened to be its host today.
My automatic car lock/remote has been failing (maybe faulty wiring, I haven't had it diagnosed yet) so for the past few weeks I've been locki... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1414555441 | 1414557340 | t3_2kn7c3 | t5_2to41 | 11 | PeanutButterSoda: TIFU by printing some tickets.
I was printing some tickets to a local renaissance festival coming this weekend. I forgot my dad had ask me to scan some priceless old photos of his family that I had idiotically placed in the printer's paper tray.
Not looking forward to tomorrow morning... fuck!!!
OGs... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1414555309 | 1415064768 | t3_2kn74k | t5_2to41 | 60 | ForestTheFlorist: TIFU by making out with a married woman 10 years older than me
Ok, Ok, so this didn't happen today, sue me.
This happened about a year ago.
Ahem, So I am an actor. Not exactly professional but I've done a few professional shows before. That's not the point though, the point is that i was good enough ... | 6 | 10 | |
1414550924 | 1414623886 | t3_2kmzzc | t5_2to41 | 6 | wagenejm: TIFU by Googling the phrase "bear man" - NSFW?
Nerd Alert! My friends and I not only play Dungeons & Dragons, but we also like to build our own custom campaign world. We were working on a custom race of mountain-dwelling folk that had such a kinship to the mountain bears of the area that they even resembl... | 3 | 2 | |
1414557764 | 1414623923 | t3_2knaty | t5_2to41 | 92 | SnakeJG: TIFU by not reading the third ingredient
A couple of years back, we joined some friends and friends of said friends for a beach house vacation. Everyone chipped in together for food and some people brought condiments, etc..
One guy had a "super hot" sauce which he brought as a impress other people thing. He... | 7 | 13.142857 | |
1414557666 | 1414602864 | t3_2knapb | t5_2to41 | 64 | [deleted]: TIFU By having a crush on my opposite-gender roommate
So a girl moved into a room of my apartment about a month and a half ago. My first thought meeting her was that she was incredibly cute, but whatever, I know I'm not going to make a move on someone I have to live with. Time goes on and we end up hanging o... | 5 | 12.8 | |
1414559691 | 1414579988 | t3_2kndg1 | t5_2to41 | 51 | bobby_fletcher: TIFU by pulling an all-nighter
You know those times when you think an assignment is going to take an hour but it takes twelve hours? Well, that happened Sunday night. I decided to register for a math class that's *way* over my head... it feels like I'm a third grader trying to learn calculus. So I start... | 5 | 10.2 | |
1414564101 | 1414613333 | t3_2knihh | t5_2to41 | 37 | Sir_Piss_Alot: TIFU by pissing in front of my coworker
This happened an hour ago. I was at a wing place with a group of coworkers had two glasses of Pepsi (they didn't have coke!) and I didn't feel the need to use the restroom. Coworker that I like says that I'm the one taking her home and I agree since we are trying t... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1414563814 | 1414572668 | t3_2kni6s | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU at a open casket
Ok well my Ex gf dad passed away last month and my sister and I went to his hometown. The first day we got there we just hanged out drank some beers and blah blah. The following day her father arrived from the hospital(dead obviously) and his casket was placed infront of the house. Ther... | 4 | 2 | |
1414564012 | 1414651124 | t3_2knied | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to get a girl's number with my cousin
Hello Reddit, this is my first Reddit post so bear with me as I am fairly new, I really love this subreddit becauses people here have really bad fuck ups however I never thought I would post my own TIFU but here I am about to share my fuck up even though i... | 7 | 2.285714 | |
1414568186 | 1414615872 | t3_2knmjr | t5_2to41 | 27 | cupcakemayhem: TIFU by dry washing a really, really nice car.
TIFU when my boss asked me to clean one of our customers cars. Where I work customers sometimes leave their cars while they travel with others, for work or pleasure. This particular customer has a close relationship with my workplace and we often go above an... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1414572696 | 1414624431 | t3_2knqf6 | t5_2to41 | 58 | lbnphn: TIFU by tripping an alarm which resulted in a hospital looking for an insane person.
Hi reddit, today I fucked up real real bad. Dad was driving me home and needed to stop by his work for a minute (works at a private mental hospital). I really needed to pee and asked him where the toilets were.
He pointed vag... | 7 | 8.285714 | |
1414574239 | 1414587402 | t3_2knrr5 | t5_2to41 | 19 | Alwaysneedstoshit: TIFU by masturbating in the shower
jkitsjk: Gotta toss it in the toilet next time.
Kriajo96: Or eat it
Kraligor: Or put it back in.
Juvinilej: Or dont do it
Blindedninja: Or clean it off. Your were in the shower after all.
| 6 | 3.166667 | |
1414572361 | 1414619825 | t3_2knq5x | t5_2to41 | 38 | take-a-step-back: TIFU By sacrificing my phone for Instagram
So, a couple months ago I cracked the screen of my phone and rather than having it professionally fixed, my dad thought it would be cheaper to order a new phone screen online and D.I.Y it.
The screen finally came today and my dad was about to start replacin... | 5 | 7.6 | |
1414539425 | 1414600374 | t3_2kmesa | t5_2to41 | 4 | Kembawalker1: TIFU by throwing a rock
So back in the good old days of Middle School, I was a pretty awkward kid and when outside during gym, I was talking to this kid who is from Russia. Then one day he gave me this "rock", that is what I thought it was. He was showing me it and I was like "wow, cool rock" and then I t... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1414582250 | 1414651016 | t3_2knzds | t5_2to41 | 5 | fuckinghatecorn: (TIFU)- My rice cooker almost killed me
so today I went to cook up some rice, so I started it put the rice in and all and then went of to watch tv while it prepared. then I smell this fucked up smell and go to figure out what it was, so I get to the kitchen and the smell is disgusting, I lift up the ri... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1414583326 | 1414601518 | t3_2ko0mf | t5_2to41 | 112 | GGitsJack: TIFU by blow drying my hair
Decided to shower a bit before sleep today. So I'm sitting there blow drying my hair as usual, get a whiff of that burnt smell, which is usually from flicking my hair around and drops of water hitting the heating (I presume). Then for some reason as I'm finished I decide to look i... | 4 | 28 | |
1414581020 | 1414633670 | t3_2kny2l | t5_2to41 | 7 | Jatexi: TIFU by thinking He Man what's going on was the original intro
So I and never got into He-Man. I don't know anything about it. I was watching [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32FB-gYr49Y&feature=youtu.be&channel=njm1971nyc) YouTube video (or similar, can't find the actual one) and assumed it was t... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1414585851 | 1414612478 | t3_2ko3pd | t5_2to41 | 90 | Foray2x1: TIFU by flooding my basement with my skateboard
This didn't happen today, I admit. It happened about 16 years ago when I was the ripe old age of 13 and full of great ideas. It was a rainy Saturday and I had recently gotten my first skateboard. I was eager to try and learn some tricks. We had this large op... | 3 | 30 | |
1414589703 | 1414593119 | t3_2ko912 | t5_2to41 | 85 | Mystadon: TIFU by trying to seduce a girl on a party
This happened a few weeks ago, not today.
It was saturday night.
I was having a beer with some friends when one of them gets a phonecall. He gets invited to some party not too far from our current position. We all decide to come along.
It was a good party.
Old bui... | 6 | 14.166667 | |
1414590958 | 1414611194 | t3_2koa8i | t5_2to41 | 81 | humptychumpty: Ex-British colony, so yeah. We drive on the left too!
dm_me_ur_cleavage: > I dropped my pants to the floor
So are we talking pants, or trousers?
Guinness2702: Assume he means pants, 'cus being caught with your trousers down, but pants still on is not much of a story.
humptychumpty: Never considered ... | 8 | 10.125 | |
1414591747 | 1414592740 | t3_2koc9c | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU while casually grinding
So I’m playing pokemon emerald and grinding for the elite four casually. I look away from my screen to answer a facebook message. Whenever I look back I notice a FUCKING SHINY HARIYAMA JUST CHILLING THERE. My first thought, “O GOD THIS IS MY FIRST EVER SHINY I’VE SEEN….I NEEDS!” ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1414592150 | 1414602890 | t3_2kocxq | t5_2to41 | 14 | myalteregotothrow: TIFU by laughing about a family member being jailed
So. I get a call that the person was found guilty against all reason, shocked at that I might add, but obviously didn't think and just left work and went straight there to support the family.
It's emotional and intense and I'm doing my best to show... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1414593411 | 1414627429 | t3_2kof5i | t5_2to41 | 40 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking hair was cheese.
TIFU....So, this actually happened today. So it is a legit TIFU.
Let me first give a little rundown of my morning routine. I wake up, clean myself, get on bus, get off bus, walk ten minutes down the road and then finally get on the train.
So today was pretty much like any n... | 5 | 8 | |
1414594544 | 1414680045 | t3_2koh5b | t5_2to41 | 148 | IAmJoal: TIFU by getting a 100$ fine, fracturing my middle finger. Touche, life, touche.
The general story goes like this:
I'm technically freelance at the moment, which means that in order to sustain myself in the fucked up city of New York I'm on a series of contracts. The shitty things about freelance? It often tak... | 5 | 29.6 | |
1414594836 | 1414602855 | t3_2kohok | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by posting my opinion to Facebook.
Back story: I used to be an unknown shy guy and wouldn't even be looked at by a female. Now I am fitter, more confident, and have many (attractive) female friends.
I posted that video of the girl walking in NYC (with the guys talking to her), with my opinion as the ca... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1414597262 | 1414690772 | t3_2komd2 | t5_2to41 | 6,393 | candidly1: TIFU by being a wiseass
I noticed my wife was reading a book that was titled "The Silent Wife". Being the wiseass that I am, I immediately asked "That's fiction, right?"
pickledpunk21: At least you didn't say "It's good to see you're trying to learn new things".
JayofLegend: "I thought old dogs can't learn ... | 16 | 399.5625 | |
1414599556 | 1414602879 | t3_2koqwj | t5_2to41 | 3 | waka42: TIFU by trying to help a customer
I work as an IT guy for an IT company supporting a customer on location. When the old X-specialist guy (X because no identifying info here) retired some years, I had to take over in a pinch, even though my work was just related to his. So I struggled and managed his job somewha... | 3 | 1 | |
1414599976 | 1414616301 | t3_2korp9 | t5_2to41 | 195 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting a mafia kingpin gamble at my establishment.
I am a manager at a casino which shall remain nameless and placeless.
We run a gambling system that generates massive amounts of income with a very low percentage of payout. The more that you pay in over X amount of days/weeks, the more likely that... | 8 | 24.375 | |
1414600184 | 1414684618 | t3_2kos59 | t5_2to41 | 19 | Noblefire_62: TIFU by breaking a friends guitar.
I wanted to learn how to play guitar, so I asked to borrow my friends guitar and he was going to give me lessons. I learned the E major chords and A minor. I was playing this morning before work, I layed the guitar down to get up to put on my shoes, when I sat back down ... | 6 | 3.166667 | |
1414600969 | 1414616862 | t3_2kotqv | t5_2to41 | 8 | PvPJack: TIFU By buying the worst fisrt car EVER
Okay, so I have posted a TIFU about my car before, the first day I got it I was sat in after not passing my test and it was in gear, the car jolted forward hit my mums, I opened the door and it hit my stepdads, yeah it gets worse.
The car cost me £850, 2002 Vauxhall Cor... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1414601297 | 1414708689 | t3_2koudg | t5_2to41 | 1,224 | PantherLack: TIFU by taking a sarcastic comment seriously
I help to run summer camps by interviewing the college students who want to work for us during the summer. We receive lots of applications, and it normally takes 1-2 weeks for us to respond to an application. I emailed a candidate about setting up a Skype inte... | 11 | 111.272727 | |
1414602591 | 1415079907 | t3_2kowzo | t5_2to41 | 6 | trashtrucktank: TIFU by getting drunk and high and oweing 35,000$
this was about ten months ago i was having a couple friends over we were drinking and smoking weed as well as taking some xanax it was going great we were all laughing and clowning around for a few hours and after a few friends left me and my acomplice w... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1414602991 | 1414667726 | t3_2koxv5 | t5_2to41 | 451 | bedsheetrubber92: TIFU by opening a group FB chat with all of my ex girlfriends, girls I'm currently dating, and prospects under the name "My Harem"
I had never used the group conversation before and I thought it was just going to create a useful folder so that I could have all of my girlfriendish friends in one useful... | 13 | 34.692308 | |
1414601947 | 1414757432 | t3_2kovoo | t5_2to41 | 38 | [deleted]: TIFU by farting in class.
Users of reddit, today I fucked up. Big time.
Let me start by telling you all that I am 15 and in a grade 10 Canadian high school. I was in my first period math class which begins at 8 O'clock a.m and i was tired as hell from destiny farming the night before, so as I usually do in... | 6 | 6.333333 | |
1414603199 | 1414610305 | t3_2koy9a | t5_2to41 | 9 | girl_of_ice: TIFU and got caught
This happened years ago but I have to get this off my chest.
I'm afraid of public restrooms. My mom lied to me when I was nine, by
showing me graphic pictures of ppl with genetial herpies, and said they got it by sitting on the public restroom toilet seats. I am a terrible squatter and... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1414600385 | 1414605761 | t3_2koska | t5_2to41 | 7 | GypsyMonster: TIFU by thinking my windshield wiper fluid motor was broken
This happened on Sunday, but regardless...
I've had my '09 Hyndai Sonata for 2.5 years now. I never had much reason to use the windshield wiper fluid. Then one day when I needed it, the wiper blades worked, but no fluid came out. It seemed odd t... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1414604890 | 1414619587 | t3_2kp1vg | t5_2to41 | 34 | devilain55: Tifu by trying to get to work
Last night I set my phone alarm for 8 in the morning to wake up for my job at 10, but I realized that since my charging cord is broken and my phone was at 15% I would have to sleep in my car to be woken up by my alarm. So I bundled up and spent the night in my car. This morning... | 8 | 4.25 | |
1414604630 | 1414606312 | t3_2kp1cx | t5_2to41 | 6 | Elffykins: TIFU by fingering my coworker’s cheesecake
Background: There’s a young, **heavily** bearded guy on the production floor that’s a hot head. From here out we’ll call him Bill. A week ago Bill got into an argument with another coworker after he asked him a simple question. Bill flipped the fu@k out, and said “Y... | 3 | 2 | |
1414603812 | 1414613661 | t3_2kozjw | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by fixing a problem that would have fixed itself
I ordered shirts for my nursing class thru my boyfriend(owns a graphic business), they turned out great until I noticed I was short 2 M sized shirts while I was passing them out to my class. Which wasn't an immediate problem since one of girls who ordered... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1414606812 | 1414616304 | t3_2kp5tl | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending a Cyberbullying screen cap to my mom under a bunch of Jeep Photos
So on my way home today my mom has always wanted a Jeep, and I had saw a nice bright blue one, so I took some photos. Before that I was on /r/4chan and did the Cyberbullying post that had like 2k votes, took the survey, screen-... | 4 | 1 | |
1414605454 | 1414629972 | t3_2kp32v | t5_2to41 | 2 | wykoff11: TIFU
So I’m playing pokemon emerald and grinding for the elite four casually. I look away from my screen to answer a facebook message. Whenever I look back I notice a FUCKING SHINY HARIYAMA JUST CHILLING THERE!!!!!!!!! My first thought, “O GOD THIS IS MY FIRST EVER SHINY I’VE SEEN….I NEEDS!!!!!!!!!!” My secon... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1414607985 | 1414610893 | t3_2kp870 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Suk_my_hairy_asshole: Tifu by jacking off for too long
Mmanion18: Too bad you didn't have a cum box to use.
NoDiggityNoDoubt: Or broken arms and a loving mother.
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1414608619 | 1414616703 | t3_2kp9dv | t5_2to41 | 107 | P_Cray: TIFU by taking a shot.
So this happened a while back ago, right after hurricane Katrina. I was displaced from New Orleans and in Baltimore, Maryland. I was relatively young and got a job at a restaurant there, where I was asked all kinds of questions about my home and if it's true you can drink at bars for 24 h... | 5 | 21.4 | |
1414603000 | 1414634736 | t3_2koxvz | t5_2to41 | 72 | twopercent_milk: TIFU by helping a homeless man steal socks
I'm a young girl going to school in NYC, out for a cigarette during my break. Normally I would stand in front of the building, puff puff drop it and return to class but today, no today I would walk into the unknown depths of around the block where I was stoppe... | 5 | 14.4 | |
1414610706 | 1414613312 | t3_2kpdio | t5_2to41 | 73 | mrjack67: TIFU by forgetting the gummy bears
So today, like after most days, i went to my grammas after school.
This visit to grammas was unlike many others, she had me making candy bags for halloween. After filling many bags with small candies, whoppers, butterfingers, kit kats and more, she told me to use the best t... | 3 | 24.333333 | |
1414610636 | 1414611588 | t3_2kpddg | t5_2to41 | 8 | beernapper: TIFU by thinking goldfish and toilets would be hilarious
After a few too many drinks and a trip thru walmart, My roommate and i suddenly had a great idea: lets put fish in the neighbors toilet. We bought like 5 dollars worth of feeder fish --which are super cheap, so it was like 20 little fishies in a bag..... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1414610819 | 1414616777 | t3_2kpdq1 | t5_2to41 | 14 | BeerAndABurger: TIFU by exposing my Sex Toy.
SirJudasIscariot: Ya know, for some odd reason, this sounds totally believable. And before you ask, I've had a similar experience.
BeerAndABurger: That's because it's true. I was worried people wouldn't believe though.
SirJudasIscariot: It's alright. My brother's now ex-g... | 7 | 2 | |
1414608947 | 1415027988 | t3_2kpa13 | t5_2to41 | 17 | rct3fan24: TIFU by being a fast walker
So, I was in school today, y'know, and I'm a fairly fast walker, especially going from class to class. I hardly ever see anyone walking faster than me. Very often the people in front of me will be blocking my path, forcing me to walk at their pace.
Today, going from 5th to 6th pe... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1414610823 | 1414645513 | t3_2kpdqb | t5_2to41 | 56 | dcostz: TIFU by using mouthwash while really high
I was at about a 7 or 8 on the stone-o-meter and I had just got out the shower. I was taking a swig of mouthwash and between the time I picked up the bottle and when I put it to my lips, I forgot what I was taking a swig of. I immediately swallowed. My stomache kind of ... | 3 | 18.666667 | |
1414610265 | 1414623498 | t3_2kpclt | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by not checking inside my bag of cheese.
Today for lunch I decided to make a box of Kraft Mac and Cheese (Kraft dinner for you Canadians) for lunch. I decided to improve on it by topping it with some real cheese. So, I pulled an old bag of shredded Parmesan out of my fridge. I checked the expiration ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1414613292 | 1414692455 | t3_2kpilj | t5_2to41 | 19 | idislikeapple: TIFU by throwing water at my neighbours cat.
We have had a problem with neighbourhood cats trying to get in through our cat flap. Our cat is scared by this so to try and prevent the other cats from coming in I've been advised to spray water at them.
This morning, whilst wearing nothing but boxers and a d... | 3 | 6.333333 |
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