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1414435551 | 1414513891 | t3_2khl9t | t5_2to41 | 28 | [deleted]: TIFU-My dog died last night because of me.
I am so bummed. I had a Yorkie Poo that had a tendency to bolt out the door. I have young kids and he escaped more than Houdini whenever they would open the door. Going through a divorce so I am in a temporary place. I was supposed to take the kids and dogs to w... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1414437033 | 1414467285 | t3_2kho45 | t5_2to41 | 486 | exus666: TIFU by speaking Mandarin in front of Africans
Dear reddit, TIFU!
Happened 30 mins ago, I think most redditors who can speak mandarin can see where this is going already.
Went shopping at the mall today and was a bit peckish. Decided to throw caution and willpower to the wind and go to the food court to se... | 9 | 54 | |
1414438848 | 1414506390 | t3_2khrs8 | t5_2to41 | 137 | thebeatgoeson22: TIFU by spitting on a customer's pizza
This actually happened a couple years ago, when I was a server.
I worked at a little Italian bistro type place that had specialty gourmet pizza. Like, this shit was really good. Anyway, one day this family comes in, as nice a family as you'd meet being a server.... | 8 | 17.125 | |
1414439020 | 1414439694 | t3_2khs7e | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by cheating on my math mid-term exam
First, for some background information, I'm a senior in highschool, and this is my second post.
This happened around an hour and a half ago, I don't know what to do really.
So I was sitting in my last period math class, and I had completed my mid-term, but it was... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1414440877 | 1414444537 | t3_2khvv2 | t5_2to41 | 5 | CurleyBeast: TIFU by shopping at goodwill
tatsuedoa: You probably did that kid a favor man, imagine the shit he'd get wearing that in public.
CurleyBeast: Ha yeah, but damn was he pissed at me
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1414442640 | 1414449621 | t3_2khzd3 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU By Swatting a Stink Bug On My Face
I was walking out of a convenience store back to my car and an insect landed on my face. Of course, my first instinct was to whack it or try to get it off quickly. Turned out to be a stink bug. I have washed my face and hand like a dozen times in the last few hours. My... | 4 | 1 | |
1414442996 | 1414462567 | t3_2ki02q | t5_2to41 | 188 | GorilllaJ: TIFU by cutting my balls open trying to hop a fence. NSFW/NSFL
I woke up this morning in my own bed in mass confusion and pain. I knew some friends and I had gone out on the town and partied hard the night before. A Throbbing headache,a stiff jaw and a fat lip But as i look around me I see that i had pissed ... | 5 | 37.6 | |
1414443378 | 1414473038 | t3_2ki0vk | t5_2to41 | 2,251 | Epicjay: TIFU buying condoms
Piss_Hammer: Well, at least your girlfriend/sister won't be getting pregnant.
srlehi68: It makes me wonder what the cashier would say if he had bought clothespins or needles with it.
hungdonkey: what would they be used for?
merpsicle: To poke holes
DrGaren: Poke what with holes?
PM_ME_PICS... | 10 | 225.1 | |
1414444351 | 1414446152 | t3_2ki2x4 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by overestimating my new vaporizer
So this actually was not today but about a year ago, simply for confidentiality reasons. Anyways on to the fuck up...
So I recently bought a vaporizer so that I could smoke "stuff" in my college dorm room and not have to worry about the smell. Of course I'm always sup... | 5 | 0.4 | |
1414432424 | 1414453687 | t3_2khf6n | t5_2to41 | 45 | ohaiimchris: TIFU by making my best friend's mom cry
Dear reddit,
Today (last night) I was a huge asshole. One of my best friends in the whole world recently made the decision to join the U.S. Army after we graduate from college to be a combat medic. Of course my other friends and I are sad to see him go but we're ... | 3 | 15 | |
1414444424 | 1414510195 | t3_2ki329 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU at the movie theater
This actually happened a few weeks ago, but I only recently discovered this sub so here it is.
My friends and I were hanging out, bored, and we decided to go see Guardians of the Galaxy. The next showing wasn't for several more hours, but we went to the mall anyway to kill some ti... | 6 | 1 | |
1414446650 | 1414468203 | t3_2ki7i1 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by not paying attention to the TV
So I'm working in a veeeery tiny town in france and after a long week of work, I was in my room with the tv on while on my computer. Now I am nowhere close to fluent to french, so I just heard lots of sparse french chatter on the TV with a little saxophone music, and wa... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1414446038 | 1414531378 | t3_2ki69v | t5_2to41 | 19 | CudaDisagrees: TIFU by telling my teacher her husband's manhood was inferior to mine.
So like many others before me this fuck up was not today, but I still look back on this and laugh so maybe you will. So my junior year in high school I was beginning to 'bloom' and mature so naturally my teachers and classmates began... | 6 | 3.166667 | |
1414448788 | 1414452247 | t3_2kibvs | t5_2to41 | 64 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to comfort my friend
I'm really good friends with a guy in one of my classes. We will call him James. We were at a party together and it was his 2 month anniversary with his new girlfriend (call her Hannah) but she had work to do. He was obviously pretty bummed he couldn't spend the day with h... | 9 | 7.111111 | |
1414449250 | 1414451756 | t3_2kict2 | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying photos on shutterstock
mongorian_beeef: Why do you think you've been on the same thing? I'm thinking of trying to get into the other side of my life.
CeleryStickBeating: Is this the reply you intended? Doesn't seem to match up with the OP?
mongorian_beeef: Yes, but it's just one of my life. ... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1414449326 | 1414456891 | t3_2kicyd | t5_2to41 | 18 | LockinLoL: TIFU By Asking My Friend to See Part of His Essay
So the repercussions just hit today, but unfortunately this happened a little while ago, to be precise it was October 8th. So queue typical English 11 AP class, we read The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn and finally at the end our teacher decides we will writ... | 12 | 1.5 | |
1414453097 | 1414496514 | t3_2kik5h | t5_2to41 | 7 | professornightingale: TIFU by accidentally killing my boyfriend's pet rat
He bought 3-week-old sisters, despite having an (admittedly very stupid) cat. There were three. Now there are two.
I was sitting on the bed playing with them, and had to keep stopping them from trying to burrow under me. It was fine until we not... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1414454466 | 1414520681 | t3_2kims8 | t5_2to41 | 236 | Danslav: TIFU asking my crush to fuck me in a girls bathroom
So I'm in my schools library trying to study for midterms when i get up to use the bathroom. I swing open what i think to be the mens room door to find this gorgeous girl I see around campus fixing her hair in the mirror. We both freeze linking eyes and I mum... | 9 | 26.222222 | |
1414454326 | 1414455529 | t3_2kimhy | t5_2to41 | 14 | PM_ME_YER_SNAPCHAT: TIFU in the shower with a girl I hooked up with.
RxDealer: Good job, Tucker Max.
PM_ME_YER_SNAPCHAT: I have no idea who this is, but after a quick google, he writes short stories of his sexual and drinking experiences, I feel like he and I can be best friends now. I'll have to look into some of his... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1414454899 | 1414456208 | t3_2kinmw | t5_2to41 | 10 | xXBestXx: TIFU by letting my gf give me a BJ
mopeygoff: Why would you have to move?
I was in a similar circumstance, except it was with an off-duty professional dominatrix at a campout with about 30 friends and friends-of-friends. They went wandering, she sat down on the beer cooler, pulled my pants down and went to ... | 7 | 1.428571 | |
1414456071 | 1414499950 | t3_2kipz1 | t5_2to41 | 22 | tehrabbitt: TIFU by emptying a trash can on our back patio that's been out there for the past 5 months.
Guy who used to live here, who moved out in July, threw a plethora of random meat packages, scraps of food, etc... basically whatever packaging the meat came in that he was grilling. he also threw in an assortment o... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1414455911 | 1414473555 | t3_2kipo4 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU Pretending to cuddle
Anyone who has kids knows that trying to fit in sex can be like a covert op. We have tried locking ourselves in our room, but with two kids with ASD (Autism Spectrum Disorder) that can cause more problems than it solves. Usually them acting out or making a mess at not getting access... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1414456451 | 1414531540 | t3_2kiqot | t5_2to41 | 13 | ToxicSandwich: TIFU by asking my girlfriend for a sandwich.
I fucked up bad Reddit, real bad.
So, backstory, Im 16 and I love sandwiches, I mean LOVE sandwiches. I live with my dad and he doesn't care what I do really, so my girlfriend stays over a lot.
Now for the FU. One night me and my girlfriend have sexy time, ... | 11 | 1.181818 | |
1414456689 | 1414459991 | t3_2kir4v | t5_2to41 | 4 | Silverkid99: TIFU by eating chicken Alfredo before going to the gym.
It was 5 PM, I'm eating chicken Alfredo, I get a text from my friend saying "hey man want to go to the gym at 7?" I want to, but I haven't worked out in 3 months. I say "sure" and think nothing of it until then. It's 7:20, only 20 minutes into my work... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1414451727 | 1418373968 | t3_2kihjj | t5_2to41 | 58 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to help my straight crush with a lab.
Oh, of all the ways I had to FU, this had to be the one...
To clarify, I'm a guy, and I'm gay. So I was in my lab for computer science yesterday. There's a guy in my class who is really cute and really nice, but I'm pretty sure he's straight. Anyways, he ... | 9 | 6.444444 | |
1414455802 | 1414518560 | t3_2kipg7 | t5_2to41 | 4,357 | happysaurous: TIFU by trying to turn a piece of coal into a diamond
This TIFU happened many many years ago, however is definitely one of my favourite stories.
I was out with my family, bundled against the cold in my winter jacket, when I found a piece of coal on the ground. I was incredibly excited, because as we all... | 13 | 335.153846 | |
1414456757 | 1414513553 | t3_2kir9v | t5_2to41 | 32 | Ass-Hat-Pat: TIFU by getting my wife finally into Reddit, then she reads...TIFU
I finally got my wife into my favorite place,(no, not my ball-istic range),I finally got her to try Reddit. After all of this time of her giving me shit about wasting time, not listening, yadda, yadda, yadda. I don't know, wasn't really pay... | 4 | 8 | |
1414457805 | 1414463107 | t3_2kit9p | t5_2to41 | 111 | [deleted]: TIFU by working all day at the wrong job.
Okay, guys, I've really fucked up now.
Back story: I'm a college student working two jobs. I'm an EMT and a preschool teacher. Today, I had work form midnight to 10 AM, then another shift 12PM-8PM.
I had surgery almost 3 months ago, but the anticoagulants they gav... | 4 | 27.75 | |
1414459101 | 1414459847 | t3_2kiv11 | t5_2to41 | 7 | GiveMeAFuckingCoffee: What is a 40 foot reptilian creature?
Ring_The_Bell: A crustacean from the paleolithic era?
GiveMeAFuckingCoffee: But which one? And why was it in OP's room?
| 3 | 2.333333 | |
1414457904 | 1414466074 | t3_2kitgt | t5_2to41 | 8 | aherdofwookiees: TIFU by going down a water slide
This didn't happen today. This happened while I was in high school.
I was a swimmer in high school. After the state championships one year, there was a party for the state team at the recreational pool that my coach managed. The pool had one of those tube water slides... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1414460801 | 1414463900 | t3_2kiyug | t5_2to41 | 6 | lajavab: TIFU by paying for a co worker's meal
So there's this girl in my office i've been flirting with for a while. We had an office party recently and afterward I casually ask her if she wants to grab a bite. She agrees. Now, this girl is straight from Asia so... maybe I was reading her cues wrong? We get to the res... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1414458519 | 1415154723 | t3_2kiumb | t5_2to41 | 147 | Nakeddream: TIFU by telling my mother Satan is my friend
Ok so this was a week ago, but the consequences bit me in the ass today. My mom is very religious, like " the holy ghost sends me messages" religious. She was talking to herself while washing dishes. "Mom, who are you talking to?" She shoots me daggers and says "... | 8 | 18.375 | |
1414462633 | 1414471658 | t3_2kj28g | t5_2to41 | 17 | 3morrow: TIFU by eating peanuts in class
I have a 2.5 hour once-a-week evening class. The professor started the semester talking about how they understood that some people might not be used to long lectures at night (*150 minutes is not that long..*) and that as such it was OK for students to have food or drinks in cla... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1414461654 | 1414466163 | t3_2kj0eo | t5_2to41 | 2 | DoctorDiabeetuscake: TIFU I bought a glass bottle of soda at school that had a pop top cap and not a twist off one.
It was before my last class of the day and I wanted to go grab myself a drink and a snack from the bookstore (Best selection of stuff at the school there) and i got a bottle of strawberry fanta. I went up... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1414463901 | 1414466694 | t3_2kj4gd | t5_2to41 | 12 | Swiperboy: [NSFW] TIFU By letting my brother man the music at my uncle's bday party.
Jimsterman1: Wow. That should be an interesting dinner. I imagine no eye contact accompanied with clinking forks as the soundtrack. At least it's not porn.
Swiperboy: I Expect nothing less than the scene In breaking bad were Jesse h... | 4 | 3 | |
1414464044 | 1414558868 | t3_2kj4ph | t5_2to41 | 275 | Satanfister0218: TIFU by submitting King Kong's left nut to my University Professor.
To start off, excuse the bad formatting, grammar, spelling whatever mobile user here, and really not caring too much ATM.
This happened less than 10 minutes ago.
I have a habit of using King Kong as a comparison for *everything*
S... | 8 | 34.375 | |
1414466796 | 1414467912 | t3_2kj9ck | t5_2to41 | 10 | Computerscienceprof: TIFU By Installing Windows Vista On My Mac
iQuestion_: Pfft.. Fucking casual
Computerscienceprof: Come on you wouldn't want it?
iQuestion_: I don't mix shit like that together..
If you have a PC stick to PC shit.
Got a Mac?
Stick to their shit.
Computerscienceprof: Yeah playing around in an... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1414467939 | 1414971083 | t3_2kjb8v | t5_2to41 | 6 | shiznitzzzz: TIFU by unknowingly calling the company VP
Yep, it happened about 10:30 this morning. I'm busy searching and applying for internships and had a question about one. So I call up the number listed for the company and am given another phone number and name of a guy (let's call him David), who I am told can an... | 3 | 2 | |
1414469918 | 1414610844 | t3_2kjeei | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU By Buying A New TV
**Back Story:** I've had a old Vizo flat screen TV since 2008 or something that used to be my dad's old TV. It's started to work its time and the picture started to turn a yellow greenish color, and the resolution in general was just bad compared to todays competition. But my biggest ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1414470788 | 1414485554 | t3_2kjfnp | t5_2to41 | 1 | brokebackdickhead: TIFU by trying to suck my dick.
Sublimekidd420: Does this make him gay?
Kitttey: Is it gay to give yourself a handjob?!
I didn't think so.
Kraligor: Actually: Yes.
| 4 | 0.25 | |
1414470273 | 1414553971 | t3_2kjexe | t5_2to41 | 548 | swegmastercasino: TIFU By Searching Reddit During Class(NSFW)
So my first class this morning was English and we had to go to the computer lab to write up an essay. I always sit in the isolated corner of the computer lab with my friend so nobody can see what we are actually doing on the computer. Anyways, instead of doi... | 10 | 54.8 | |
1414472079 | 1414488496 | t3_2kjhh7 | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFU by rushing through folding laundry. [NSFW]
TIFU - I was folding laundry, but had some other chores that were less agonizingly mind-numbing to attend to, so when I got to the underwear and socks, I concluded most of it was my 8 year-old stepson's, gathered it all together, and just crammed it in his draw... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1414471314 | 1414472656 | t3_2kjgfv | t5_2to41 | 9 | houseboatdave: TIFU by sanding a wall
I've been wanting to add a dry erase wall to my office. Originally, I was going to just buy the smooth particle board material and tack it up against a 10 foot blank wall in my home office. But my better half convinced me the "dry erase paint" would be a better idea. Of course, ... | 3 | 3 | |
1414473283 | 1414611707 | t3_2kjj38 | t5_2to41 | 39 | 618pereira: TIFU By being racist at the age of 2.
Obviously from the tittle the fuck up was not today but a long time ago. So my mum told me that when I was 2 years old I meet a black guy (my godfather but I obviously didn't know at the time) and because I had never seen someone of that skin color, so when I meet him I... | 11 | 3.545455 | |
1414474176 | 1414737803 | t3_2kjk6k | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my teacher borrow my flash drive
Today my teacher, who I'm extremely close to, asked to borrow my flash drive because she couldn't find hers. I went ahead and let her but she said she had some issues with it, so she'd give it to me in my next class. She finds me about 30 minutes later and gi... | 5 | 5 | |
1414474556 | 1414474970 | t3_2kjkne | t5_2to41 | 11 | matthewcrash112: TIFU by accidentally looking up Spanish nuclear suppositories.
Happened 15 minutes ago.
Alright, I've got this paragraph or two paper to write for my AP Lang class, and I decided to write about the nuclear plant on the edge of town. One paragraph has to be more factual while the other one has to more ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1414474229 | 1414837117 | t3_2kjk95 | t5_2to41 | 6 | shane_w: Tifu by ordering chickens
Let me preface with, I'm a chef, I run a restaurant in manhattan. This happened today, not really anything incredibly. But I found it amusing. I usually place my orders the night before for the following day. Anyways, I had had a long one, at work for about 16 hours and my brain was f... | 3 | 2 | |
1414466584 | 1414621614 | t3_2kj90w | t5_2to41 | 5 | iQuestion_: TIFU by speeding on a 25 mph road
Alright, so this was a few hours ago and may or may not take a long time to explain, but any-who this is my first TIFU worthy moment.
I was driving home a few hours ago with my best friend in the passenger seat, coming home from a small gathering with some friends. So, we... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1414476317 | 1414477113 | t3_2kjmpf | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by jokingly telling my smoking friend that he will get lung cancer.
I went to the bar to to have a few drinks tonight with my buddies after a long day of classes. One of my buddies has a new girlfriend that I met one time a couple of weeks ago.
Anyway, there's about 5 or 6 of us sitting at a table at t... | 3 | 2 | |
1414475314 | 1414480910 | t3_2kjljy | t5_2to41 | 5 | loca_: TIFU by calling the wrong person
So some background information. This girl, lets call her Amy, we have never gotten along with each other. It all began with her talking to MY friends and saying that I did not like her. After that, I began to have some reservations towards her. After I broke up with my boyfriend ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1414478903 | 1414480986 | t3_2kjpcw | t5_2to41 | 32 | Owellthrowitout: TIFU by trying to be nice.
Throwaway since some people I know, know my username. This happened a little over a week ago but I just found out about how fucked I am today. It's not very funny nor the end of the world or anything but felt like getting this off my chest so whatever.
So I wait tables at ... | 4 | 8 | |
1414479327 | 1414501244 | t3_2kjpqw | t5_2to41 | 96 | [deleted]: TIFU by being Shadowbanned and thinking everyone online was just ignoring me.
I first found reddit a little over a year ago and I immediately fell in love. I made my first account using the kind of account name I always use, my real name, first and last. It became very clear to me very soon that I should p... | 9 | 10.666667 | |
1414482688 | 1414485205 | t3_2kjswd | t5_2to41 | 6 | goinnowheremcfly: TIFU By being insanely rude to my mom
**Background:** My parents are workaholics, and weren't around for most of my childhood. They are now close to retiring. I've just started rebuilding those relationships with both parents. My mom and I have become a lot closer in recent months, which isn't easy co... | 3 | 2 | |
1414479811 | 1414549802 | t3_2kjq99 | t5_2to41 | 11 | electic_soup: TIFU by being generous.
A friend and I were cramming some last minute study in before exams and in the middle of the day decided to go to the store and buy some energy drinks, you know, to keep us going. My friend's house mate had, two days previously, lost his mum to cancer. It was still fresh on his min... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1414484207 | 1414487278 | t3_2kju8p | t5_2to41 | 34 | Draneo: TIFU by getting stoned and breaking into my own house.
TIFU a few nights ago.
Some backstory...
Parents are out of town. All of my siblings are out for the evening. I'm the only one home except for our German Shepard. Recently started to smoke weed again after about a year.
HOKAY. So I go outside on the back... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1414485982 | 1414502646 | t3_2kjvo6 | t5_2to41 | 160 | JackPatt03: TIFU By getting cum on my mom's face. (nsfw?)
Nurrrama: She knows... and it excited her.
TheBali: She could smell the cum.
onetoendall: Haven't seen this one in a while. Nice job.
| 4 | 40 | |
1414488494 | 1414553139 | t3_2kjxtx | t5_2to41 | 46 | Discordiation: TIFU - By farting on a customer at work.
Nice quick one, sitting at desk before the day starts, customers usually line up at the door, none there today. Feel the urge of a methane monster building up. Decide to do the righty by my co-workers, and fart outside, rather than next to 4 dudes. Walk up to the ... | 3 | 15.333333 | |
1414493377 | 1414517635 | t3_2kk2fu | t5_2to41 | 47 | Wharfmasterdizzywig: TIFU by showing my entire family my taint.
This all happened about a week ago. To set the stage I'm a pretty big dude, 6'6" 280 lbs. My buddy and I wanted to go sky diving together but there is a definite weight limit to go, my local guy said that I had to be around 255-260 to be able to go. Well, ... | 5 | 9.4 | |
1414495743 | 1414508081 | t3_2kk4w7 | t5_2to41 | 27 | yesamvserious: TIFU by leaving movie player open
alexgarbz: "Taking my sausage hostage"
ಠ_ಠ
YourAverageCisWhite: I always wondered how you can make this face, can you help me?
klondon7: Copy paste homie
alexgarbz: That's the face made when, quoting OP, "you play your instrument"
ಠ_ಠ
| 5 | 5.4 | |
1414496052 | 1414496913 | t3_2kk57o | t5_2to41 | 3 | stomach_devil: TIFU taking a dump. This is not considered self-defecation. It is a brownish, murky, unknown area in between taking a dump and self-defecation.
AlwaysAtheist: Damn I wish I hadn't read that.
neeadf: I wish it didn't happen.
| 3 | 1 | |
1414492211 | 1414551815 | t3_2kk1b2 | t5_2to41 | 133 | LisaLies: TIFU by not realizing that modern phones are just handheld computers.
It started yesterday when a co-worker asked me to look at her phone and left it with me during her coffee break.
I've been a nerd for a long time, and learned the golden rule of computer knowledge over a decade ago: If you fix a friend's c... | 11 | 12.090909 | |
1414497890 | 1414498502 | t3_2kk7e1 | t5_2to41 | 7 | ThrowawayGA3: TIFU by gambling
This didn't happen today. In fact, it didn't happen on any specific date. Over the past ten years I have been gambling, for increasingly larger amounts. It started with small poker games, then graduated to online poker. After a while I found sports betting and online blackjack, and now th... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1414498906 | 1414507969 | t3_2kk8po | t5_2to41 | 118 | Couch_Licker: TIFU By trying to convince my parents I had a job when really I was trying to be lazy [x-post /r/IDontWorkHereLady]
When I was 19, I was a lazy college kid home for the summer and I didn't want to work. I would much rather stay home and play Call of Duty 4. I was getting a lot of pressure from my parents ... | 4 | 29.5 | |
1414499381 | 1414500662 | t3_2kk9al | t5_2to41 | 34 | SmithGaming: TIFU by looking up stuff for my science project
This is happening right now...I was working on my science project, and I was looking up some extra information (I don't plagerize) for extra credit. Suddenly, a popup window came up, and it had porn on it, but not just your regular porn, but the kinds of porn... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1414501204 | 1414529343 | t3_2kkbrs | t5_2to41 | 3,416 | Beastcoast23: TIFU by hitting a mentally challenged fellow with Wal-Mart carts.
Hi there, this didn't technically happen today but I thought I'd share it anyway.
Backstory: When I was in high school all of 17 years old I had a part time job at the Wal-Mart nearby. I pushed carts every shift and honestly was Damn good ... | 14 | 244 | |
1414500803 | 1414521578 | t3_2kkb6w | t5_2to41 | 425 | ShaggyJustin: TIFU by trying to take a shortcut down a mountain
This happened many years ago when I was about 12 years old or so. I went on a camping trip with my mom and some of her friends from work with their kids. We went to Albert's Pike in Arkansas, not really mountainous compared to the Rockies or the Smokies,... | 5 | 85 | |
1414503194 | 1414627347 | t3_2kket4 | t5_2to41 | 7 | jeding: TIFU by playing Dead Island Riptide in front of my father.
So today I was playing Dead Island Riptide I was on a boat and looking around and ramming zombies I was having fun and then my dad walked in and luckily no zombies were in the screen.
He asked me if it was an island exploring game so I said yes and th... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1414503834 | 1414529801 | t3_2kkfv4 | t5_2to41 | 35 | definitely_not_paul: TIFU by saying I hate Jesus
So like most stories on here, this happened a long time ago. This was probably when I was 8 or 9. We were still fairly new to Canada, we moved from Ukraine so my family and I had very thick accents. Now, as a kid I watched a lot of TV so my English got pretty good. My pa... | 5 | 7 | |
1414503836 | 1414504806 | t3_2kkfvb | t5_2to41 | 17 | CaptGatoroo: TIFU Drinking Straw Rum in South Africa
While in Mossel Bay, South Africa, myself and a few others who were there for the month went out for a night of drinks and billiards. Found the perfect bar 2 blocks from the flat. Drinks were cheap so we too advantage of the discount beverages.
We soon discovered s... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1414505277 | 1414511215 | t3_2kki7h | t5_2to41 | 8 | Ninnjawhisper: TIFU by using astringent at 5:30 in the morning
So, I was using astringent to get some residual Sharpie off my hand and dropped the q tip in. I, in my tired state, figured that using tweezers couldn't possibly fail. I was wrong.
End result: http://i.imgur.com/SAMlWQx.jpg
MisterTelecaster: I bet you coul... | 4 | 2 | |
1414507161 | 1414516416 | t3_2kklkc | t5_2to41 | 843 | C55H104O6: TIFU - By trying Fisting - NSFW
flowerbright: I am a woman and you just PERMANENTLY put me off ever trying this. EVER. EVER.
I am clenching my lady parts in horror as I type.
creepazoidculture: I'm the same. My ovaries are folding over in horror and I feel sick.
I think I might pass out by just reading t... | 17 | 49.588235 | |
1414507368 | 1414509988 | t3_2kklxj | t5_2to41 | 14 | vanitas14: TIFU by following a girl on instagram and when she followed back I accidentally declined it then I PMed her on fb that I accidentally declined her
I was trying not to be rude. But it came of as... Something. Fuck fuck fuck
I told her "hey, I accidentally declined your request on instagram. I'm sorry :)"
She... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1414507174 | 1414545024 | t3_2kklkw | t5_2to41 | 88 | _noll: TIFU by sending mail to our CEO by mistake
This happened an hour ago. I am a software engineer in one of the major American enterprise companies. The CEO is kind of a big deal. Considering this, chances of getting a mail personally from CEO is somewhat same as chances of winning number 37 in roulette.
I tried ... | 5 | 17.6 | |
1414508458 | 1414511291 | t3_2kkns5 | t5_2to41 | 18 | BlastedAss-On-Sofa: TIFU by taking a dump on my best friends sofa and trying to blame it on his girlfriend, in an attempt to break them up.
My best friend of several years has been dating this girl for a few months. I do not like her because of her personality, taste in music, and because she causes me to be able to sp... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1414509956 | 1414548592 | t3_2kkqla | t5_2to41 | 110 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a woman wearing a Burqa that it was a great halloween costume.
So Monday night I was at a Halloween party being held by my new Pakistani neighbor. He moved here with his wife about a month ago and decided to throw a party to get to know his neighbors.
Now, Being a muslim, he doesn't drink bu... | 5 | 22 | |
1414511429 | 1414540680 | t3_2kktdy | t5_2to41 | 173 | squarebacksteve: TIFU by sealing a customer's cat in a wall.
As with all TIFUs this happened awhile ago and I had nearly forgotten about the incident but I was reminded by [this post yesterday](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2kh1yv/tifu_by_getting_a_wall_in_my_bathroom_patched_up/). As per usual, I had been on a... | 9 | 19.222222 | |
1414509952 | 1414526143 | t3_2kkqkz | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking a beer at work during my first week
During my first week at my current job I was excited to be working in a new place for an awesome company. Coincidentially, it was also the week in which in Poland some celebrate "Man's Day". The women on my team wanted to congratulate the men on this speci... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1414512452 | 1414551790 | t3_2kkveh | t5_2to41 | 62 | Poolasta: TIFU by trusting Chrome to fill in the blanks...(Kinda NSFW)
The Fuck up happened about 2 minutes ago,
So last night I was surfing Red Tube and generally having a good time and closed the browser and went to bed. So this morning I wanted to check reddit as I normally do and typed in 'Red' and hit enter hopin... | 6 | 10.333333 | |
1414511708 | 1414516990 | t3_2kktx9 | t5_2to41 | 106 | [deleted]: TIFU my lunch
I made some delicious chili over the weekend (grilled steak and bean chili) and wanted to take some to work for lunch today. When I was putting my lunch together this morning, I opened the fridge and grabbed a tupperware container of the chili and put it in my bag. Fast forward to 15 minutes ... | 4 | 26.5 | |
1414512957 | 1414531303 | t3_2kkwft | t5_2to41 | 234 | 50caliberboner: TIFU by returning faulty goods to a shop
Last year, my friends and I were planning a camping and hunting trip on a farm owned by another friend. I decided to pack my things a week early so that I would have time to replace things if necessary as I had not used my equipment in a long time. when packing m... | 7 | 33.428571 | |
1414514599 | 1414520640 | t3_2kkzoy | t5_2to41 | 56 | RA2lover: TIFU by cooling off a soldering iron by dunking it in water.
This happened twice - in 2011, and yesterday.
So i was repairing a circuit board by remaking a solder joint, when suddenly, a capacitor on the board blows up, i jump to the scare of it, and get shocked by touching the board.
Recently, i had cooled... | 3 | 18.666667 | |
1414515804 | 1414683038 | t3_2kl21u | t5_2to41 | 932 | Mauvaismarithrowaway: TIFU by tear gassing my wife
Last night, my significant other, who pursued a noble career in nursing happened to be on duty. Our snug, duvet covered king size bed was all mine and needless to say, I was soon asleep.
Suddenly our daughter dashed into the room and in a feverish exitement, she shoo... | 8 | 116.5 | |
1414514271 | 1414529895 | t3_2kkz1y | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by landing on a rusty nail
This story takes place over the course of a couple of days and also during a period where I was out of a job, but it started on a Friday. There is an abandoned limestone quarry about a block from my house that I accidentally stumbled upon while exploring the town. I often go t... | 4 | 1 | |
1414516085 | 1414516995 | t3_2kl2ks | t5_2to41 | 20 | fabioattack: TIFU by hurling scissors at an autistic kid
This happened some time ago, but nevertheless...
When I was in highschool there was an autistic kid several grades below me. He spent most of the day helping out the janitors and hall monitors. The kid loved his "job" and always had a huge grin on his face; he w... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1414516359 | 1414540710 | t3_2kl35b | t5_2to41 | 9 | Based_Sauce: TIFU - Reddit I was backing up and hit a car on my way to school....
What should I do. What's the best course of action to not get fucked by parents. Pls!
Edit 1: okay well looks like I gotta tell them straight up no point lying. Hopefully the insurance doesn't rape me...
-Shirley-: I hope you didn't flee ... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1414518018 | 1414671583 | t3_2kl6ob | t5_2to41 | 2,649 | sozz33: TIFU by ending a marriage while at work.
I've been working as a host at a fine dining restaurant which opened up just a few months ago. One of the things we've been instructed to do is use last names as much as possible while interacting with guests. So this guy, probably around 45-50 years old walks up to me... | 27 | 98.111111 | |
1414518518 | 1414528547 | t3_2kl7pb | t5_2to41 | 17 | estyll11: TIFU by sending the wrong girl a sext
Show_Me_Your_Butts: Or this could end with you getting some from girl a
estyll11: Im not too sure, told her I meant to send it to my other friend.
Big_D_Man: But you'll never know unless you try!
rowdycrunk: das it man!
| 5 | 3.4 | |
1414517676 | 1414539127 | t3_2kl5xj | t5_2to41 | 114 | Oatmealandwhiskey: TIFU by farting on a little person
I came home after lunch while waiting for the elevator in the lobby i started answering some email while loudly listening to drake , headphones on. Safe to say i had very little awareness of my surrounding at this point . The elevator door opens, and its one of thos... | 5 | 22.8 | |
1414519836 | 1414521111 | t3_2klake | t5_2to41 | 6 | Oh-noes-the-tadpoles: TIFU by not controlling my verbal diarrhea
Like most posts this didn't happen today but two months ago.
Okay so a little bit of a back story. Basically ever since I was little me and my mum have never got on. Parents divorced when I was 6 and I moved in with my dad when I was 11. I then moved ba... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1414518488 | 1414523984 | t3_2kl7mp | t5_2to41 | 17 | LauravKleist: TIFU by deleting my reddit account
Today I deleted my reddit account out of fear from being found by my friends.
I decided to show them reddit and linked them to some NSFW subreddits to amuse them.
But because I´m a stupid little fucker I forgot that my reddit username was the same as my username from th... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1414518494 | 1414553959 | t3_2kl7n5 | t5_2to41 | 73 | stationcommando: TIFU by almost introducing a 9th grade special ed girl to prostitution.
A number of years ago I was an Army recruiter in a midwestern U.S. city. As part of my recruiting efforts I would visit the local high schools. Usually this would consist of your average table setup in the cafeteria where I would h... | 10 | 7.3 | |
1414520125 | 1414767409 | t3_2klb7j | t5_2to41 | 12 | Pop_top: TIFU by an unsuspected "revealing"
Mrsheeples1992: You should remember that for future reference; if you wanna pull the most killer move on a guy, just pull that maneuver and you're golden. The guy would think it's act of God.
Pop_top: That's a great idea lol I can imagine the look on his face and silent than... | 3 | 4 | |
1414520965 | 1414526201 | t3_2klcwp | t5_2to41 | 12 | Hierooo: TIFU by making my aunt wet
DoctorGoodvibes: Figures that every time I go through the effort of taking off my pants, the title is misleading. I'm sick of this shit.
Mangix_ManUp: the shit i put up with
| 3 | 4 | |
1414521040 | 1414528006 | t3_2kld22 | t5_2to41 | 26 | disgustingthrowawa12: [NSFW] TIFU by letting my friends use a "certain" salad bowl
Hierooo: That's some really nasty shit son.
[deleted]: Yeah tidy person, bullshit. He put the cumbowl in the cabinet? Why not the sink. Wtf.
| 3 | 8.666667 | |
1414520564 | 1414594524 | t3_2klc2y | t5_2to41 | 40 | Just_Joshin_: TIFU by buying my gf flowers
TIFU bigtime. I really fucked up in our relationship (almost worth a diff TIFU) so I decided to get her flowers. We havent talked in over a day so I just left them at her apt door. She hates roses (who the hell doesn't like roses) so I decided to get her daisies (ex-gf loved ... | 5 | 8 | |
1414520443 | 1414530680 | t3_2klbu8 | t5_2to41 | 21 | journeyman369: TIFU by wiping my butt in the urinal at the job.
Piloco: Can you describe the weird ass look on your manager's face?
journeyman369: Well it looked like an ass, like it usually does, but think about it as a wrinkled and pale ass with eyeballs and other facial features inculded. The anus would be the mout... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1414523450 | 1414525533 | t3_2kl3fu | t5_2to41 | 4 | jontarist: Yes, I was. I get along great with my brother now though. He works out regularly...when that story comes up, he jokes around and always says "the magic poop worked and now I'm strong, just took a while".
SheHasNoName: lol = )
jontarist: TIFU by accidentally deleting my TIFU when I just wanted to give it a be... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1414519935 | 1414528553 | t3_2klas1 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by not paying my gas bill on time.
Some background I'm a 22 year old guy still going to school and working to get by. I have no family but I live with my awesome girlfriend. I make enough money to live comfortably but not really enough to save and have extra cash laying around.
I have switched jobs 3 ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1414523339 | 1414525432 | t3_2klhqh | t5_2to41 | 8 | MissMysticus: TIFU by Replacing The Soap In The Bathroom
Kevin1489: Sounds like he fed you
(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
Potato Cock....
I'll show myself out
MissMysticus: Its only because its been a year that I can laugh at this, I was very much grossed out back then.
Kevin1489: Seriously though that is messed up. I ... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1414524031 | 1414525440 | t3_2klj69 | t5_2to41 | 20 | pinkerspoon: TIFU by accidentally leaving several people voicemails of me and my SO having sex.
pimppapy: an hour and a half!? Wow. I can't even find porns that last that long
pinkerspoon: I'm not boasting or anything haha. The actual sex was probably 20 minutes tops, but all the foreplay and stuff took a while. The l... | 3 | 6.666667 |
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