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1414612808 | 1414682197 | t3_2kphkr | t5_2to41 | 2,098 | ImZorny: TIFU by throwing a bouncy ball off of my hotel balcony
So earlier this week I was in San Diego with my family for a nice vacation. One of the days we we decided to go to the arcade and I won a pretty big bouncy ball. Once we arrived back to our hotel room, I realized I was approximately 14 stories high and thr... | 8 | 262.25 | |
1414613911 | 1414868045 | t3_2kpjvi | t5_2to41 | 13 | hotdaisydukes: TIFU 7th grade grammar
I'm a senior in college, majoring in English education, and I was helping a 7th grader with a grammar worksheet on action verbs. When the answers were reviewed, I found that maybe I should go back to 7th grade... as I had given several wrong or incomplete answers to students.
Subli... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1414612596 | 1414713568 | t3_2kph6d | t5_2to41 | 6 | Eddie5vs1: TIFU - A long time ago, in a state far, far away, IFU.
This happened in 1989, so I apologize that it didn't happen today. In my defense, reddit did not exist when this occurred.
Anyways, I'll try to keep this short. My father served 20 years in the military. In 4th grade we were living on a military base a... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1414616509 | 1414626591 | t3_2kppfq | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by arriving late at my first Tinder date
I was supposed to be at South Kensington (London) at 19:00 to meet this girl for the first time after we matched on Tinder a couple of weeks ago.
Just to be sure, I arrived at Liverpool Street station 40 minutes earlier. Then I proceeded to get on the Circle Li... | 6 | 4.166667 | |
1414617229 | 1414638483 | t3_2kprf5 | t5_2to41 | 111 | Pa5trick: TIFU by having ADD
Bit of background info here: my ADD causes me to lose track of time very easily(ie start reading, think it's been 5 minutes, and it's really been 2 hours). I normally set alarms to make sure I don't get affected by it.
ONTO the TIFU.
A few days ago, I had a midterm exam. The exam was wo... | 7 | 15.857143 | |
1414618108 | 1414702339 | t3_2kptik | t5_2to41 | 8 | mustang209: TIFU by asking for a girls number.
Over the past couple weeks I have been going to the dry cleaners over a dispute with a reimbursement. The first time I was helped by this cute girl and really wanted to ask for her number but never did.
The second time I went in still trying to clear up the problem and s... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1414613704 | 1414700934 | t3_2kpjg5 | t5_2to41 | 3 | crackies9: TIFU by Leaving My Violin at School
So, I guess I'll start out by stating that I am a minor and too young to drive. Today is Wednesday, atleast it is when I'm making this post. So on Wednesdays, my school's soccer team (which I am on) has practices(they also have practices on Mondays, I'll get back to this).... | 3 | 1 | |
1414619910 | 1414942229 | t3_2kpxn5 | t5_2to41 | 32 | epicman107: TIFU by having a swimming unit in PE
First some necessary context, I am a dude in high school. My PE class has just started a swimming unit, the only thing is that there is no real place to change into and out of your swim trunks. This means that we have to wrap a towel around ourselves and undress and get ... | 9 | 3.555556 | |
1414619877 | 1414628250 | t3_2kpxkt | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by not knowing that badass is a bad word
So I just came from the Philippines (exactly 2 years ago) to Hawaii. I frequently browse through 9gag before (imsorry). I always loved those "badass" pictures like a guy not facing explosions and shit. Fast forward 2 years. I was told to tell my costume for Hallo... | 3 | 2 | |
1414621279 | 1414623580 | t3_2kq0kz | t5_2to41 | 9 | JackBauerFazed: TIFU by finding $3,000
Today, I found exactly $2,982.38 USD. It was my own money that I didn't know I had. Over the past couple years I would occasionally receive, what I assumed was junkmail, from XYZ Investments regarding 401k opportunities. When I started my job about four years ago, I never enrolled... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1414621360 | 1414682692 | t3_2kq0qv | t5_2to41 | 3 | Bherritt13: TIFU by getting a house key.
I just moved to a new state and started working at a local restaurant a couple weeks ago. I've worked in restaurants for about the last 4 years so I'm well aware of how people tend to hook up with coworkers and that the people you work with can be your best friends or worst enem... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1414619072 | 1414680953 | t3_2kpvs7 | t5_2to41 | 20 | DrunkenSnake420: TIFU by ADDing out to a game
As is the custom here, this actually happened a few years ago. One Sunday afternoon everyone was sitting around, I was playing a slightly older game I had picked up on the cheap, Star Wars Empire at War incidentally, when, at some point, the SO took the dog downstairs to sh... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1414619743 | 1414707523 | t3_2kpxa3 | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by speaking Greek
A few years ago, I was studying in a Swedish city. Far away from home, it's always nice to get together with some fellow Greeks, so one day, some friends and I went out for coffee. Normally, when Swedes or guys/gals from other nationalities hung out with us, we used to speak Swedish, b... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1414620325 | 1414626786 | t3_2kpyk5 | t5_2to41 | 3 | soccer6jd: TIFU - Going to the movies with my girlfriend
TIFU - Like a lot of these this happened a few years ago. I was in high school and seeing a movie with my very pretty (out of my league) girlfriend. It was a scary movie and had some parts that were very jumpy. At one particular we both jumped almost out of ou... | 3 | 1 | |
1414621751 | 1414623602 | t3_2kq1m3 | t5_2to41 | 9 | ConstantlyOnFire: TIFU by not using my eyes before opening my big mouth.
This happened many years ago. I was 22 and working at a Spencer Gifts. I had been working retail for a couple of years and finally coming out of my shell a bit, since I had to make myself interact with customers.
One day I saw a young man walk i... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1414618555 | 1414643040 | t3_2kpula | t5_2to41 | 4 | Fuck___It: TIFU by not paying attention to the date.
I have an assignment about a play worth 60 points for my online theater class. Im suppose to watch a production and write a 700-1200 word paper on what I thought about it. When I looked online to purchase my tickets I realized that the last showing was on the 2... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1414618683 | 1414636348 | t3_2kpuvf | t5_2to41 | 16 | stufoor: TIFU by pissing off my soon to be MIL
Today I fucked up so badly reddit... My fella bought us 3 tickets to see Garrison Keillor months ago and we invited my mom. Then he got the news that he would be traveling for work when the show would be happening (tonight). No problem, I thought, I'll just invite his mom ... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1414623500 | 1414643821 | t3_2kq56h | t5_2to41 | 44 | eventeden: TIFU by accidentally chasing ducks
So, this was not today but about 2 weeks ago… I work at a big University in England. I only started there in August and it's a huge campus, so I still don't know my way around all that well.
A couple of weeks ago I had to go to outside the main campus and across the road ... | 5 | 8.8 | |
1414621887 | 1414626098 | t3_2kq1wc | t5_2to41 | 12 | nero4983: TIFU by causing tens of thousands of dollars of damage at work
**TL;DR:** Tie down loads in a truck, don't fuck up like me
Edit: I just thought, I do need to provide proof. After sending out the report about the incident my supervisor asked for pictures to accompany the report, [here's a picture of all the... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1414623852 | 1414625603 | t3_2kq5wl | t5_2to41 | 38 | DyingOfEmbarrassment: TIFU by Barging Into Someone's Home
This just happened a few minutes ago. My username is very, VERY relevant.
To get an idea of how this happened, my apartment building has a total of sixteen floors. There's three elevators: two of them stop on all floors, and there's an express elevator that sto... | 3 | 12.666667 | |
1414622763 | 1414675842 | t3_2kq3ow | t5_2to41 | 9 | slightlyhottertuna: TIFU by checking the oil in my car.
TIFU by checking my oil a few hours ago.
My boyfriend is a groomsman in a wedding this weekend. We've known about it for quite a few months now and have been preparing to leave for the past week. We were planning to make the eight-hour drive to the wedding in my ... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1414624930 | 1414642194 | t3_2kq7wu | t5_2to41 | 8 | PM_ME_HAIRY_BALLS: TIFU by letting my gf choose my reddit username
So she thinks this is hilarious but I don't want to ever check my inbox!
blondewithambition: Moral of the story it's your username. So either enjoy it or change it.
MrPowerstroke: He would have to get permission as his balls are carried in her purse. M... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1414623682 | 1414684426 | t3_2kq5ku | t5_2to41 | 18 | massacre0520: TIFU: Notebooks don't go well with rice.
So not really a massive fuck up considering all the others I see around here, but stupid nonetheless.
So to give some background, I'm a poor college student trying to bulk up on a dining hall plan that only allows for 2 meals per day. To make up for this I get sne... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1414624774 | 1414665449 | t3_2kq7lj | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by farting in class
This happened two days ago.
I had to take a major shit in my college Biology class, but wouldn't because the stalls here are fucking disgusting. I decide that I would just fart to relieve some of the pressure, because I had an hour left of class. Right when it's too late to sto... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1414618879 | 1414684946 | t3_2kpvc6 | t5_2to41 | 333 | CombustibleA1: TIFU by taking off my socks.
I fucked up real bad today, Reddit.
So a little background; I work at a bagel shop, and on weekdays, I go directly from school to work to start my shift. My managers like it warm, so when I get there, the temperature is usually almost 80 degrees.
Now, I overheat easily... | 7 | 47.571429 | |
1414625847 | 1414631523 | t3_2kq9nr | t5_2to41 | 15 | dyjIT: TIFU by asking a customer if he needed a hand
He was trying to separate some of those plastic laundry baskets. After I asked him he turned around slowly, looked at me and said "no", yanked out a basket and walked off in the other direction.
As he walked off I saw this man appeared to be missing a certain limb. ... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1414625548 | 1414644401 | t3_2kq922 | t5_2to41 | 56 | darflol: TIFU by Trying the backdoor NSFW
[deleted]: If you threw it in the shower you could have at least waffle stomped it
darflol: I thought about that but then I've got to explain to her why I turned the shower on
live_lyfe: You thought about that but not the toilet
darflol: I thought about the shower after the f... | 5 | 11.2 | |
1414628176 | 1414684651 | t3_2kqdtw | t5_2to41 | 53 | [deleted]: TIFU by starting some shit I couldn't finish.
So, I went and took a shower about twenty minutes ago because I'd done a lot of nasty outdoor chores this afternoon (live on a farm), and we only have one working bathroom so I'm used to all of my boys just coming in or out. Don't worry, my oldest son (9) waits, ... | 10 | 5.3 | |
1414628617 | 1414630081 | t3_2kqelg | t5_2to41 | 15 | humptydumptyfrisby: TIFU by moving
I moved recently and now I'm at a new school..
I hate my life so much, both my home and school life suck and I wish it would all get better.
I met this cool guy called Sammy and we hung out at school a lot. One lunch his friends came over to us and started being right pains in the bu... | 9 | 1.666667 | |
1414607914 | 1414855405 | t3_2kp81b | t5_2to41 | 10 | SmithGaming: TIFU by looking stuff up for my science project *UPDATE*
Apparently, the FBI page was fake, and was actually a virus (Thanks for the info, guys!). The virus has since been fixed, and it no longer has an effect on my computer. Also, no FBI people have responded in any way to the fax, so I doubt that anyone ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1414628209 | 1414673550 | t3_2kqdw0 | t5_2to41 | 176 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting I let my SO write on me
So my SO and I wanted to try something new in the bedroom, so we decided to introduce sharpies into the bedroom, in which he wrote '[SO's] Slut' 'Fuck Hole' 'Bitch', etc on my butt, lower back, and thighs. Fast forward to the next morning, in which I was scheduled f... | 5 | 35.2 | |
1414628570 | 1414638408 | t3_2kqeiu | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by lying about my weight to make an extra $20
[deleted]: why'd you remove the story?
qwerty12qwerty: What story
[deleted]: About you passing out with the leg weights, and nurses feeling you, and such
qwerty12qwerty: Or do you like want an in detail story of what happened after they did that
ADMlNlSTRAT... | 9 | 1.111111 | |
1414631301 | 1414674399 | t3_2kqjdd | t5_2to41 | 15 | gothiclgal: TIFU by pissing off 50 guys with one e-mail
Okay TIFU or more like half an hour ago IFU. At my job it’s very male dominated, like out of 60 workers there are two girls, one other girl I’ll call K and me. We both work in QC, so already a kind of hated area. K has made a reputation of being a bitch so I’ve tr... | 8 | 1.875 | |
1414631366 | 1414631968 | t3_2kqjhz | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by cussing in front of my entire history class.
Today in history class we had to simulate the Articles of Confederation, and the teacher tried to prove how it didn't work out very well. She gave us a slip of paper with symbols and an amount of points underneath each symbol. She said we must use agree on... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1414632228 | 1414632586 | t3_2kql20 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking Nyquil
TIFU well actually It was about 2 nights ago when I was feeling a little bit sick, so I decided to take some nyquil with a ton of water. I fell alseep and I awoke at about 2:30 with my pelvis thrusted up in the air and me peeing on myself.
TLDR; Nyquil makes me do weird things.
TheSNSta... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1414623337 | 1414636716 | t3_2kq4uc | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting a rocket destroy my iPad
So yesterday was the Anteras rocket launch carrying cargo to the ISS.
I had never seen a rocket launch before and I read it would be on Virginia where I live. So I drove 6 hours Monday to see it and the launch was scrubbed because a boat decided to drive directly und... | 3 | 8 | |
1414631760 | 1414636204 | t3_2kqk7g | t5_2to41 | 17 | pandaruffles: TIFU by browsing reddit in class
So I recently switched schools, and my new school is very uppity. In most classes, using our iPod or phone isn't a big deal unless you aren't doing your work, and in study hall, it doesn't really matter. I was bored as shit in study hall, I had piles of work to do but I wa... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1414632571 | 1414681583 | t3_2kqlmk | t5_2to41 | 470 | terrorizingneighbors: TIFU by putting exactly one drop of bleach in each of my eyes
You are correct in assuming that this did not happen today. I am now about to graduate from college, this was my senior year of high school. I told this story to someone today and they told me to post here!
My mother used to drug test ... | 8 | 58.75 | |
1414633387 | 1414679320 | t3_2kqn3z | t5_2to41 | 136 | proROKexpat: TIFU by getting a bit drunk...before a presentation
So this year at my company meeting (held on a tropical island...where alcohol runs free and our company schedule is a bit fucked) I had to do a presentation. I had to present this same presentation to 4 groups. I had presented it to 3 and had lost count. ... | 6 | 22.666667 | |
1414633632 | 1414666913 | t3_2kqnjl | t5_2to41 | 8 | theflylife13099: TIFU by shooting fireball.
So I just got a new bottle of fireball, and am sitting here enjoying is cinnamony awesomeness, annnnnd I see that it's recalled for containing chlorine. Sweet. Well can't let an entire bottle of fireball go to waste...
drumm_ktm: Where did you get chlorine from? It's just bec... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1414633101 | 1414655964 | t3_2kqmlk | t5_2to41 | 29 | PhoneRedditor: TIFU by letting death out of my ass in the chilled room of the liquor store
TIFU by going to the cold beer and wine store to pick up some beer. All is great because I had an awful day and I really need this beer. I'm in the chilled section and my gut does its familiar announcement that I should probably ... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1414634225 | 1414641731 | t3_2kqolg | t5_2to41 | 7 | HooksFourHands: TIFU by eating chili chocolate
Yesterday, I deposited my paycheck and decided to buy myself a treat. I decided on being adventurous and getting a bar of "hot" chocolate--that is, a chocolate bar with chili in it.
Fast forward to today. I get home from work, flop on the couch, and browse Netflix. I'm a... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1414635335 | 1415115118 | t3_2kqqmq | t5_2to41 | 9 | BethlazarTheGnome: TIFU by farting blood
So this morning I (Male) sat down to pee cause I was being lazy. Well I farted and thought nothing of it. When I got up I saw there was a fairly large glob of blood in the water and it looked like I spray painted the back of the toilet bowl red. It was bright red and I got prett... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1414636949 | 1414685466 | t3_2kqtiw | t5_2to41 | 3,000 | [deleted]: TIFU By telling a girl on GW that I knew her IRL.
I was horny today, decided to go on GW and look at some nudes of hot chicks.
Ended up seeing a girl that looked identical to one from my high school. So I stupidly went and posted on the thread that I knew her in real life. She deleted her account promptly ... | 12 | 250 | |
1414638152 | 1414699040 | t3_2kqviz | t5_2to41 | 1,772 | [deleted]: TIFU: Update from stupid assumption dad.
Adito99: Anyone get a screenshot?
Barology: http://i.imgur.com/jgWKwVx.png
gointothedark: YOU DID OK. You didn't do great clearly, but you approached your situation with more love and understanding that many white people would have. It's pretty likely you have passed... | 14 | 126.571429 | |
1414638872 | 1414723293 | t3_2kqwqn | t5_2to41 | 43 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking the restaurants wine special
This began about 2 hours ago and ended about 15 minutes ago.
I'm in a small musical theatre town in the Ozark mountains on vacation. My folks and I decided to have dinner at a nice restaurant. My pops is obstinately thrifty, so he insists on the wine bottle that... | 4 | 10.75 | |
1414639471 | 1414640845 | t3_2kqxoo | t5_2to41 | 4 | jeffray123: TIFU by accidentally bringing a condom to my school.
ObitoUchiha41: >but I am still in middle school so this made me pretty nervous
Well, at least you write pretty well for a middle schooler, I'll give you credit for that! As a senior in a public high school, I'm not too sure how strict this particular... | 4 | 1 | |
1414641078 | 1414712487 | t3_2kr0fj | t5_2to41 | 14 | KAKiR: TIFU by pulling my very first all-nighter (to study)!
It was finals week, and I only had one final left. I was very worried, because I had been struggling in the class and believed that I needed a C to get a C in the class. I had also purchased a bus ticket home without giving myself much time between the final ... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1414640980 | 1414765984 | t3_2kr09t | t5_2to41 | 1,476 | vyse4: TIFU by ruining Christmas and it's only October.
TIFU by ruining Christmas for my girlfriend. This whole ordeal happened over the phone as we live in different states. My girlfriend had the great idea to make a weight loss bet since we are going on a vacation to Florida.
If she loses 15 lbs. I have to dress up l... | 10 | 147.6 | |
1414642436 | 1414700905 | t3_2kr2i0 | t5_2to41 | 274 | menaechmi: TIFU by being a lazy freshman
Alright so I am a freshman in my first term at an American university. My university requires freshman to live in a dorm for the entirety of the first year. I actually have rather enjoyed dorm living (having a suite-style room, and a living room to split between your roommates i... | 7 | 39.142857 | |
1414640997 | 1414771566 | t3_2kr0av | t5_2to41 | 116 | CRISDEARMERO: TIFU by arriving late for a lecture
This just happened this morning in my International Relations lecture which is a classroom of about 120 people maybe 150. I'm usually pretty early for class because it's one of the classes that I really like and the professor is pretty good. He's extremely strict and ol... | 10 | 11.6 | |
1414643595 | 1414652167 | t3_2kr49q | t5_2to41 | 4 | gayjenjen: TIFU by going to work
as a independent contractor I don't work everyday. I try and take to work when it come because I don't always know know when the next gig is. It caused me to break plans with my girlfriend. Now she isn't my girlfriend and I'm suicidal.
milesdizzy: If she left you over something so sm... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1414650796 | 1414657288 | t3_2krd0w | t5_2to41 | 6 | roodpart: TIFU By putting petrol into my diesel car
Went to fill up picked up the petrol by accident a filled it up with £10 - shit. Realised my mistake so brimmed the tank with diesel hoping for the best.
Well the car started I drove it home no problems left the car standing for 10 minutes now it won't start I've fu... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1414649678 | 1414654107 | t3_2krbu5 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Lostinuniverse: TIFU by not wearing work safe shoes.
So This happened a couple of months ago not today in a pizza joint i worked at for a while i Fking hated that place.
also mind my comp is dying out on me so ignore any typos it'd take 3 hours to get it edited on this pos
Well i had worked in a nat park for a while... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1414654175 | 1414656994 | t3_2krgco | t5_2to41 | 7 | dmccracken: TIFU by jerking around with my uncle all week.
Hey reddit! Today I feel I fucked up pretty badly. Last week I was browsing facebook and I came across a mass shared post that stated "my parents told me I could be anyone I wanted when I grow up. I chose to be an asshole." Instantly I thought of my uncle who a... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1414656394 | 1414657285 | t3_2kri86 | t5_2to41 | 7 | peterpiperpepper1: Tifu by masturbating over facebook
imdonewiththewoods: How old are you, tell her the truth, that out of all the world's porn you chose her. Surely nothing could go wrong
SirJudasIscariot: That's a path best tread lightly.
imdonewiththewoods: If only he would
SirJudasIscariot: Some guys just need som... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1414652162 | 1414680880 | t3_2kref5 | t5_2to41 | 2 | peters_broster: TIFU by using a restroom stall for the disabled.
I am admitting this under the assumption that I'm not the only one who uses handicapped stalls when they are vacant or available. I'll keep this TLDR: basically I wasn't thinking when I used the designated stall during my appointment at the VA regional of... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1414635076 | 1414691490 | t3_2kqq5o | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: tifu by spending all my money on black jack...
As the title says.. Tonight I... Or to say drunken me... (Still drunk) played black jack at a local night club.. I was at 100 $ + when i figured " hey i should bet all i have on my credit card". Bad idea.... I lost all my profit and a couple hundreds more... N... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1414637636 | 1414752939 | t3_2kquos | t5_2to41 | 10 | cgludko: TIFU by stomping on a box fan.
I have a bad problem with forgetting something seconds after it is told to me. Usually, it results in a minor inconvience or not taking out trash, today it resulted in a dislocated shoulder.
What did I forget? My wife cleaned the bedroom carpet (dog was sick) and had set up... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1414659643 | 1414734058 | t3_2krkwx | t5_2to41 | 675 | Ande_Ka_Funda: TIFU by adding a secondary email to my Gmail app
So a little back-story. 2 months back me and my GF had a nasty breakup. We were together everyday for the last 3.5 years and since the break up we had no communication . We would probably never talk to each other ever. Needless to say, I miss her everyday ... | 10 | 67.5 | |
1414663482 | 1414684063 | t3_2kro9f | t5_2to41 | 143 | josman90: TIFU By making smalltalk
The sister of a roommate came over for dinner for the first time.
While i was making dinner with my girlfriend, the sister came into the kitchen and introduced herself to me.
Socially awkward as i am, i tried to make smalltalk and told her i've already met with her parents and casu... | 4 | 35.75 | |
1414663107 | 1415381087 | t3_2krnxv | t5_2to41 | 114 | cgoe: TIFU by downloading a Trojan.
So I called Verizon in hope for assistance with problems with my internet. The lady that barely spoke English remotely accessed my computer and opened the command prompt. She entered some random code and this long list of computers that connected to my network popped up. She asked ho... | 12 | 9.5 | |
1414665419 | 1414670367 | t3_2krq08 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Suraru: TIFU by Taking a Turn too Fast
So before I head to my graveyard shift at the most lax site I could work at with security, I usually hit up the McDs, call the guardshack, and ask whoever probably worked a double if he wants anything, my treat.
Then I proceed to drive like a cop outta there, and expedite to the ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1414672163 | 1414677374 | t3_2krxbd | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by drawing an elephant
Since i was a kid for some reason everytime that I'm bored I start drawing animals and today was THE day I had my calculus exam. So, since I'm the type of guy that thinks he is smart and can do everything without studying you pretty much knows what happened there. I was just star... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1414672738 | 1414697290 | t3_2kry2i | t5_2to41 | 48 | marshalmallow: TIFU by ignoring what my guts had to say about weapon design and development.
This happend a couple of days ago. I was applying for a job in the defence department of a company. The job was great on paper- electrical engineering hardware and software design and awesome conditions. I had to try this. Only... | 8 | 6 | |
1414673248 | 1414695825 | t3_2kryrh | t5_2to41 | 170 | Sepstar: TIFU by bringing merchandise to school, and looking like a nazi
So, a little bit of context, this was around 2-3 years ago, back when I was a huge fan of the anime "Bleach". I went to MCM comicon with my friends, and saw this in one of the merchandise stalls http://www.myimportstore.com/images/product/bleach_t... | 4 | 42.5 | |
1414647089 | 1414709856 | t3_2kr8yc | t5_2to41 | 9 | The_Cynical_Canuck: TIFU by nearly crashing into 3 cars.
So I got my L 3 days ago (L stands for learners in BC) and I had been practicing for 2 days at a grave yard just getting the feel of the car. So I deside after a bit on the 3rd day to go out onto public roads. So I'm driving along (stressed as all hell no help fr... | 3 | 3 | |
1414678319 | 1414720550 | t3_2ks6jp | t5_2to41 | 395 | britboy4321: [TIFU] by letting a rolled up sock fall out of the groinal area of my shorts
This story starts 2 days ago.
I couldn't sleep so I put on a few clothes - football (soccor) shorts, socks, t-shirt, and went for a drink and chill downstairs. When I came back upstairs I took my shorts and socks off in 1 incred... | 7 | 56.428571 | |
1414675251 | 1414683791 | t3_2ks1j0 | t5_2to41 | 19 | Aygers: TIFU by cleaning the apartment
This happened less than an hour ago, I wish it happened never.
Recently moved into a new apartment with my girlfriend of several years, the apartment came furnished and with several appliances as well. Got a great deal for the whole lot and we've been settling in for the past fe... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1414680308 | 1414680988 | t3_2ksa3i | t5_2to41 | 6 | sidelf: TIFU by drinking from my brother's water bottle
Not today.. years ago. When I was in grade 2, my brother began his preschool in the same school I was in. He was very possessive about his brand new bag, lunch box, bottle, books, pencils and so on. One day I forgot my water bottle at home and was very thirsty (th... | 3 | 2 | |
1414680506 | 1414724704 | t3_2ksafq | t5_2to41 | 15,058 | I33: TIFU by injuring myself by looking at a pretty girl.
Happened about an hour ago. Lunchtime, I'm walking the short distance from the separate building where I work to the main office where the cafeteria is. As I approach the doors from the side I spy a pretty girl I've never seen before approaching the same door fr... | 14 | 1,075.571429 | |
1414682379 | 1414772731 | t3_2ksdri | t5_2to41 | 224 | I-Asked-BadQ: TIFU at work by asking a blind woman (new employee) how blind people know when they are done wiping their ass.
A blind woman was hired at my office a few weeks ago. She is very nice and gets along with everyone really well.
Once a month our office has a "happy hour" in which beer and wine is served. You... | 9 | 24.888889 | |
1414682347 | 1414683993 | t3_2ksdp4 | t5_2to41 | 14 | Quick_man: TIFU by getting a black eye by a potato
At my old job I worked in a factory that produced french fries. We were dealing with fresh products and it was easier for the company to pay us to work overnight then to have us clean everything every night. So we worked in 12 hour shifts from 6:30-6:30, every shift fo... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1414683935 | 1414694101 | t3_2ksgn4 | t5_2to41 | 46 | djordanyoyo: TIFU by revealing two of my sons Christmas Presents early.
So this was from a couple days ago, but we need some backstory before we go into the actual FU.
So my son is a huge gamer, he's 14, and goes on about how we wanted a gameboy color for christmas so he could play the original Pokemon Crystal or Red,... | 5 | 9.2 | |
1414686256 | 1414689128 | t3_2ksl4p | t5_2to41 | 17 | BmcDoggins: TIFU by being a bulldog in sandiego
Quick_man: Hi BmcDoggins, thanks for submitting to /r/tifu!
However, your submission, *TIFU by being a bulldog in sandiego*, has been removed because our rules do not allow:
dogs can't use computers, hence its not your fuck up
If you have any questions, feel free to... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1414685531 | 1414697521 | t3_2ksjp0 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Kittenclysm: TIFU by telling a Texas girl she's ignorant.
I didn't know it was a generic insult in the South.
I was trying to tell her that she was lacking relevant information in a very specific situation, but I guess the Texan in her just saw "ignorant" and blocked me on every social network.
SpottedParsley: I l... | 5 | 0.4 | |
1414687007 | 1414759682 | t3_2ksmnh | t5_2to41 | 160 | Grumpy_Shat: TIFU by making fun of my wife's profession
My wife is a Recreation Therapist. It is a great field to be in because you can do a lot of different things to help improve people's lives. Prior to this story she had done an internship at a facility that deals a lot with Autistic and Special Needs kids. Thro... | 11 | 14.545455 | |
1414682321 | 1414696169 | t3_2ksdn5 | t5_2to41 | 16 | sdaflkjasoinvasd: TIFU 2 best friendships
To start off, I am unsure how long this will be. I simply wanted to write down the events as I try to make sense of why 2 best friends severed their ties with me last night.
Names are changed and this account is new so I have no issue talking about anything that deals with th... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1414685813 | 1414689482 | t3_2ksk92 | t5_2to41 | 4 | McSpankyyy: TIFU by telling the employee of the month winner "congratulations" before he was awarded.
So I work at the sports facility at Arizona State University. This morning all of the pro-staff went to award one of the EOTM to another employee working downstairs. As they come back upstairs I ask one of them who the... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1414687715 | 1414689259 | t3_2ksnzs | t5_2to41 | 3 | Lilly_Stardust: TIFU by going to Starbucks...
...took them 15 minutes to make my latte and I missed my train home. Had to wait 30 minutes to get another...at least I had my latte.
My husband got back from a business trip today so I had hoped to get home early to see him :(
Menny0032: Did you tell them they are slow?
... | 3 | 1 | |
1414688132 | 1414717191 | t3_2ksos5 | t5_2to41 | 5 | ArcaneArtemis: TIFU by by being an arse.
I was in a bar sitting facing a door and a really tough guy came in carrying a bag of crisps and what I though was weed.
I got up and started ranting at him about how he couldn't bring drugs in here.
It was lettuce.
TLDR Shouted at a guy for eating lettuce.
NUHuskies: Plot twis... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1414687715 | 1414698478 | t3_2ksnzx | t5_2to41 | 5 | Dylan5019: TIFU by not meeting my landlords ridiculous standards.
So I moved into a house about 5 months ago. When I moved in the landlord kept saying that he was really concerned with how the lawn is taken care of. He even wrote in the lease "the outside must be kept neat and the lawn mowed." Well I didn't realize w... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1414687626 | 1414702014 | t3_2ksnty | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by searching reddit using the random buttom at work
So while bored at work i go deep into the depths of reddit by using the random button. I'm at work so kinda have to be careful, but i have NSFW subs turned off.
i was going on my usual routine, hit random, look at my phone, and then someone came to... | 7 | 3.714286 | |
1414689421 | 1414695534 | t3_2ksrbm | t5_2to41 | 24 | spidermon: TIFU by almost breaking a guys neck distracting him from his distraction.
I almost killed a man distracting him from his distraction today. This should be a lesson to all about being chatty with strangers.
I was walking down these wide curved stairs inside my grocery store that are only one story high, but ... | 4 | 6 | |
1414689902 | 1414802696 | t3_2kss9s | t5_2to41 | 232 | Blue_Polyp: TIFU by buying a Macbook
K so this just happened this morning
I’ve been looking for a macbook on kijiji/craigslist in Toronto, Canada
The one I’m looking for is newish and goes for 1700-1900 on kijiji. Retails 2100 + tax
A few days ago I see a guy selling it for 1600. We correspond by txt, we decide to ... | 11 | 21.090909 | |
1414688446 | 1414712685 | t3_2kspe9 | t5_2to41 | 13 | crackedchinacup: TIFU by buying candy for a Halloween party
This happened last night. It's certainly not the most insane thing you'll see, but I'm still kicking myself over it. Feel free to read the TL:DR and then go back to the main story if you want to know what lead to the dumb in the first place.
So my husband a... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1414691111 | 1414701339 | t3_2ksuo2 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Firefighter427: TIFU by breaking two toes by looking at a girls ass.
So I stared at that beautiful butt when I rammed my foot into a concrete ledge and totally fucked two toes up, followed by a standard procedure face plant.
Fortunately, she turned around - as I lay on the ground, embarrassed about myself - came up to... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1414691667 | 1414695029 | t3_2ksvuc | t5_2to41 | 12 | WhereIsTheLoathe: TIFU by making a racist comment in front of my Hispanic coworker
This actually happened a month ago, but before I start I'd like to say that I'm not racist. However, I love racist jokes.
I work at a department store in Arkansas. I work as a stockman. One of my responsibilities at the store is unboxin... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1414693248 | 1414703356 | t3_2ksz40 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Fonzie_Shark_Jump: TIFU by letting Reddit win the Shark Jump Contest
Quick_man: you'd be better off to message /r/reddit.com about your concerns, the mods in that sub are admins
Fonzie_Shark_Jump: Ehhhh, right on buddy o! Exactamundo.
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1414693604 | 1414696719 | t3_2kszsz | t5_2to41 | 5 | showeregrets: TIFU by using my parents' shower
For context, my mom is a hoarder who doesn't clean anything unless a bunch of guests are coming over. This happened when I was much younger and still lived there.
One day I decided to have a shower, so I step into the tub and start the water flowing. Instead of the nice h... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1414693032 | 1414712095 | t3_2ksynv | t5_2to41 | 10 | -TomatoFace-: TIFU by eating magic mushrooms
I didn't feel like proofreading so forgive me if there are any typos.
This happened yesterday so fuck you.
Just a little backstory to help understand everything. So, maybe for the past 2 weeks I've been really getting interested in magic mushrooms. For those of you who don... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1414695629 | 1414780006 | t3_2kt3vq | t5_2to41 | 199 | qwas275: TIFU by wanting to ask a girl out for coffee.
So this happened two days ago. Their is this cute girl in my math class I wanted to ask out. I'm kinda shy so I wanted to do it when there was no one else around. My class starts at 6 so it's already getting dark. It was test day and I'm usually one of the first pe... | 8 | 24.875 | |
1414692002 | 1414713113 | t3_2kswid | t5_2to41 | 5 | Chanandler_Bongg: TIFU by watching the croods on my floor
Of course this happened really early yesterday morning, 1:30 am to be exact. Let me set the scene for you, my favorite spot in my room is between my bed and my window where I can sit on my carpet and relax without anyone being able to see me, essentially it's li... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1414695819 | 1414696105 | t3_2kt492 | t5_2to41 | 8 | bioshock3d: TIFU by asking a girl out
Okay so skip 2 weeks ago this new girl, Annie comes into my class. She's the cute band lover kinda girl with dyed hair. I get the courage to ask her out after talking to her a while. Yesterday we're walking in the halls and i ask simply "Do you wanna go out?" she gives me a teeth c... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1414695180 | 1414698110 | t3_2kt2yj | t5_2to41 | 0 | kaswaro: Tifu by asking a girl out
In progress of waiting for a reply from her. I like her, but im not sure she likes me. I think i may have messed up a good friendship.
EDIT: After talking to her for a few weeks i finally mustered up the courage to ask her out over text. We share a lot in common, but as the socially ... | 5 | 0 | |
1414696597 | 1414701101 | t3_2kt5sl | t5_2to41 | 12 | ScottPurchase: TIFU by ruining a near perfect social interaction.
So today I went into my local sandwich shop to quench a hunger which had been nagging at me for 1-2 hours. When I get in there I see a colleague of mine. He doesn't see me and I consider the option of pretending like he doesn't see me so I do a quick sim... | 4 | 3 | |
1414697190 | 1414698210 | t3_2kt6y7 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Paynful_Force: TIFU by going for the dunk
This happened on Wednesday and meant to post that day, but fuck it.
During my lifeguarding class, after doing our AED assessment, we were allowed free time. Awesome. A free-game of basket ball at the shallow end was going on so I joined up. Near the end of the game (you'll see... | 3 | 2 | |
1414697473 | 1414749831 | t3_2kt7jm | t5_2to41 | 53 | Arch27: TIFU by posting a rant about family members... and they saw it
I thought I was posting stuff rather anonymously here, but apparently the details I left in were enough for one family member who frequents Reddit to put the pieces together. Now they're furious, won't talk about it, and has called off plans for our... | 6 | 8.833333 | |
1414697545 | 1414699164 | t3_2kt7of | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by having kinky sex with a goat.
LukeInTheSkyWith: Damn you OP, I had lube prepared and everything...
Quick_man: sorry man, we're just trying to work out automod kinks
LukeInTheSkyWith: You dirty buggers.
Quick_man: yup, already reported 2 times so our subscribers are on top of it at least. although my... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1414697971 | 1414763729 | t3_2kt8ih | t5_2to41 | 160 | Digitaldood: TIFU by writing 'cunt' in an e-mail sent to my whole company.
I was recruiting employees from my company (>300 employees) to test out a new product we're making. One of the QA guys is this Australian dude who we always call a 'sick cunt', which apparently is a term of endearment in AUS (Aussies confirm?... | 7 | 22.857143 |
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