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1414698339 | 1415767471 | t3_2kt985 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU test post to test automod Sex porn handjob blowjob penis
sfitznott: Oh hey aren't you the [kinky goat sex guy](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2kt7of/tifu_by_having_kinky_sex_with_a_goat/)
Quick_man: /u/sfitznott I will kill you.. I'm actually still blushing cause it was reported 3 times and sent... | 8 | 1.75 | |
1414698087 | 1414701190 | t3_2kt8rt | t5_2to41 | 6 | killmeplox: TIFU by not knowing how to make the person I like laugh, and just being unentertaining in general
First off, I am 13 years old and in 8th grade. In my second to last hour of the day, the teacher randomized groups for a project we were doing. I ended up with some other people but the girl I like(who, before ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1414698814 | 1414699685 | t3_2kta69 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling my teacher fat.
So, today in Spanish class we were going over a test. Apparently, a few people thought that it would be funny to say that my teacher was "demasiado gordo," (too fat.)
So, she announced that she would be taking points off if you said that. I was a little confused, so I raised... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1414699351 | 1414700100 | t3_2ktb9e | t5_2to41 | 7 | radioactiveflamingos: TIFU by being a retard in spanish class
Today during Spanish class my teacher asked me question in front of the class. I slowly said the answer but he didn't hear me so he asked me again. I then proceeded to say dumb answers which got him annoyed. He even then used his computer to show me notes. I... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1414695072 | 1414699652 | t3_2kt2qs | t5_2to41 | 3 | dsdragonspawn: TIFU by trying not to get expelled
So a little back story, my professor is a bitch she doesn't do anything close to what she was hired to do. She teaches by "Peer Tutoring" which means she sits on her ass and does nothing while we teach ourselves. So I was already aggravated with her because I'm not lear... | 3 | 1 | |
1414699322 | 1414812715 | t3_2ktb7h | t5_2to41 | 729 | hydroborate: TIFU by overhearing a conversation on the bus
Okay, so, this happened last night. Here I am on the bus ride home, really exhausted and sleepy at the end of the hectic day. It’s kind of a long bus ride so normally I’d listen to a podcast or some music or something to pass the time, but my good phone was bus... | 10 | 72.9 | |
1414701073 | 1414701299 | t3_2ktenx | t5_2to41 | 21 | AshamedTechTeacher: TIFU by teaching a safety class to adults that have already been in the field.
Throwaway because I've told my students this story, and I don't need them finding my actual account. I'm a new Precision Machining Technology teacher at a high school. I was hired based on previous experience instead of h... | 3 | 7 | |
1414700932 | 1414769218 | t3_2ktedl | t5_2to41 | 115 | Pinki_Dinki123: TIFU by getting to third base with my math teacher
So today I was in math class and we were working on the whiteboards in small groups. Now, I was tired, so I was sitting down (we were suppose to be standing up). Then, there this kid, kind of an outcast, he was going around touching other people then w... | 9 | 12.777778 | |
1414700575 | 1661753304 | t3_2ktdo9 | t5_2to41 | 34 | Dontdoaddy: TIFU by snorting a 30 mg Adderall and ripping a fully packed bong to myself before a class presentation.
Okay, so this actually happened a couple of days ago, but just realized this would be the perfect TIFU.
To begin, it was midterm season and as deadlines were approaching fast. I soon came to the realiz... | 15 | 2.266667 | |
1414700800 | 1414702331 | t3_2kte44 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU a Skype interview because of DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME
I'm an American studying in the UK. I applied for a summer internship at a very respected/competitive firm in the US and was lucky enough to get a first round interview, which they kindly agreed to do over Skype with me.
However, when I scheduled the i... | 3 | 1 | |
1414701917 | 1414712649 | t3_2ktgdy | t5_2to41 | 8 | Aggelosmj: TIFU by trying to "secretly" snap a pic of a man with a huge eyebrow in the bus
I really believe this is one of the most akward moments in my life.
So as i enter the line bus with my friends,as we do everyday to get home,we notice a guy with a HUGE eyebrow.Well I couldn't resist taking a picture and in the r... | 4 | 2 | |
1414703696 | 1414711536 | t3_2ktjx1 | t5_2to41 | 7 | dontgooglefap: TIFU by having my client's CFO google the word 'fap'
This just happened this morning and I created a reddit account just to tell this story.
A little background first: I am a technology consultant who works remotely and I get to travel to the client's office frequently. I'm currently assigned to a proje... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1414703187 | 1414865336 | t3_2ktixf | t5_2to41 | 386 | Gheusam: TIFU giving children alcohol.
I'm 32 divorced, living with a roommate. Thursday was my sons 12th birthday (He lives with his mom), anyways he really wanted to have some friends spend the night after his party. My ex-wife had to work that night so I figured they could just stay at my house.
My roommate was out... | 10 | 38.6 | |
1414704240 | 1414898867 | t3_2ktl20 | t5_2to41 | 1,297 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking my son to the barber shop
Here's the story. I just got off work and was on my way to get a haircut. My wife called and told me that I needed to go pick up my son because she wasn't getting off until later. So I pick up my son and have to rush to the barbershop so I won't be late. I got there j... | 10 | 129.7 | |
1414705834 | 1414709614 | t3_2kto6g | t5_2to41 | 23 | ottomann11: Tifu by trying to be a vigilante
So i was on my way home from work, and I was driving past one of the local elementary schools and there was a little girl playing and a couple other people mulling about.
All of a sudden this black car pulls up and a scruffy guy with a big open sore on his face gets out of ... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1414705742 | 1414707353 | t3_2kto06 | t5_2to41 | 3 | esber: TIFU by putting a nano Sim card into my s5
So this morning my HTC one was not charged so I decided to take the s5 we have. I didn't realize that the HTC and the s5 used different Sim cards and I ended up having the card stuck.
I tried getting it out with a led pencil because I figured it would be a few nudges a... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1414705261 | 1414742076 | t3_2ktn28 | t5_2to41 | 20 | seancc317: TIFU by saying something without observing my surroundings first, which led to the greatest moment in my FU history
So, I fucked up at a little kids amusements park. I went with my fiance, her nephew, and my mother in law. So, I was waiting on a line with my nephew with a family in front of me talking to m... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1414709415 | 1415099500 | t3_2ktusi | t5_2to41 | 23 | Nethergain: TIFU by possibly just drinking 2 pints of piss
So after my sister threw a house party for her 21st birthday; I come home the day after to find that a 2 litre bottle of cheap cider still had half its contents. Satisfied with the prospect of some free alcohol, I decided to put away my prize for staying out of... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1414709494 | 1414768100 | t3_2ktuxf | t5_2to41 | 52 | p34chyk33n: TIFU by not rereading through my paper before turning it in
[The fuck up](http://i.imgur.com/Higfw07.jpg)
Sometimes when I'm writing a paper, I'll put "whatshisbutt" in and go back later to change it to the author because I'm too lazy to put it in right then. I swear to god I took all of them out but appar... | 4 | 13 | |
1414709711 | 1414748984 | t3_2ktvca | t5_2to41 | 138 | ipgurl: TIFU showing my bare ass to a bus full of state prisoners
My bf and I live a hour apart and we both have limited time together. We meet up for lunch a lot and manage some good make out time in the car...it's led to some damn good sex a number of times. Today, I happened to drive to his place of work which is ... | 6 | 23 | |
1414709609 | 1414710383 | t3_2ktv5s | t5_2to41 | 5 | OldenWorld: TIFU By Coming Prematurely
So I work as an IT Administrator for a decently-sized company, and one of the many things I have to do is replace the tapes each night that we use to back up all of our company data. There are two sets of tapes that alternate on a weekly basis, in which the current week's is store... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1414709163 | 1414772116 | t3_2ktuba | t5_2to41 | 27 | novasafewaythrowaway: TIFU by helping a family by buying food for them without setting a price limit
Short backstory: I'm a single young deaf professional in the DC area working for a non-profit so my income is very meager. I coupon clip proudly and try generally buy only things on sale or clearance.
When parking to ... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1414707969 | 1416255292 | t3_2kts4h | t5_2to41 | 5 | djtduglass: TIFU by forgetting my passport
I was going to go to Romania this weekend with 10 of my friends. We were going to have a great time, go to Dracula's castle for an epic Halloween party, go paragliding, generally just fuck around in Romania for a few days. We get to the airport, an hour bus ride from where we ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1414711612 | 1414715464 | t3_2ktyu3 | t5_2to41 | 86 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to r/feminism for the first time ever.
I watched the Anita Sarkeesian interview on The Colbert Report, posted on r/feminism.
I explained how she did nothing but bounce around questions and attack men.
I thought someone would respond with a thoughtful rebuttal.
Instead, I got banned. (I'm ... | 10 | 8.6 | |
1414712244 | 1414784988 | t3_2ku015 | t5_2to41 | 12 | ennalta: TIFU by looking up a former student (college) and finding out that she had done porn - no links
Every once in a while old students names just come to me so I look them up online to see what has happened in their lives. 99% of the time it is uneventful.
I had a student that I was good friends with. Beautifu... | 4 | 3 | |
1414713021 | 1414713147 | t3_2ku1f1 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by sexing the sex sexily TEST POST PLEASE IGNORE
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1414709323 | 1414723665 | t3_2ktulm | t5_2to41 | 49 | talontd92tsi: TIFU by reading TIFU at the airpory
So today I am flying back home after a work trip to Holland. So after an 8.5 hour flight this morning I land in Detroit where I have a six hour layover. I grab some lunch and sit down near my gate to relax. I get bored so I open my Reddit app on my phone to check out... | 3 | 16.333333 | |
1414714299 | 1414716751 | t3_2ku3o4 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU By Dropping The Soap
I was in the shower today taking a shower. My shampoo fell out of my hands and landed behind me. So I turned around and bent over to pick it up. The hot water hit my back and ran down it and ran down into my behind. Burning hot water going across your anus isn't exactly the best fee... | 3 | 4 | |
1414714238 | 1414716057 | t3_2ku3ke | t5_2to41 | 3 | RogueAgent0: TIFU By trying to focus at the gym
So. I was at the gym, had just finished my arm day. Decided to finish out with some cardio. Hop on the treadmill for about 5 minutes, and all the food commercials on the gym's televisions are very distracting. All I can think about is stopping and grabbing a bite. To st... | 3 | 1 | |
1414715440 | 1414716451 | t3_2ku5pd | t5_2to41 | 4 | throwawayextraa: TIFU by whispering badly
So my friend Jerry(let's call him that) and I are in high school. We were walking around talking about girls. I told him this one girl was the cutest girl in school. The next morning, Jerry tells me that she heard what I said in the hallway.
I try to avoid her ALL the time now... | 4 | 1 | |
1414715705 | 1414720329 | t3_2ku66a | t5_2to41 | 9 | Didjaco: TIFU by singing KKK song lyrics to a nice African American family. . .
So I was performing an outpatient medical procedure on a pleasant AA teen. She was nervous so we pulled up her favorite spotify station to listen to her favorite music (not sure what station she entered but it was pop music). While one of h... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1414714942 | 1415540449 | t3_2ku4qq | t5_2to41 | 27 | Rolling_Bear_76: TiFU by quoting Archer.
Was having a conversation with a friend today in the library while we did some homework. We were discussing weekend plans while working.
She goes on to tell me how she has plans to just sit at home and eat ice cream and watch Netflix alone. "My life is really sad."
For once... | 6 | 4.5 | |
1414716706 | 1415662425 | t3_2ku7wy | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by almost killing myself
I didn't feel like proofreading so forgive me if there are any typos.
This happened yesterday so fuck you.
Just a little backstory to help understand everything. So, maybe for the past 2 weeks I've been really getting interested in magic mushrooms. For those of you who don't k... | 9 | 1.111111 | |
1414718314 | 1414719937 | t3_2kuarh | t5_2to41 | 10 | mdsurf: TIFU By meeting my new "neighbors"
So this literally just happened about 5 minutes ago.
I'm in my kitchen cooking dinner and my doorbell rings. I answer the door and two guys are standing outside.
I say "what's up, can I help you with anything, I'm kind of in the middle of cooking dinner" I say it in a prett... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1414717964 | 1414722597 | t3_2kua5x | t5_2to41 | 1 | shineheart: TIFU by being happy?
Not gonna be a funny one, sorry guys.
I was feeling pretty good today, content with life and all together just happy. I hadn't been happy for a few days - for reasons unknown, I was just sad - so it was a nice change. I went to my last class of the day and sat down, the teacher expla... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1414718365 | 1414882946 | t3_2kuaut | t5_2to41 | 49 | skyblublu: TIFU by trying to help a wasp
This happened about 30 minutes ago.
So there I am throne reading on reddit (for the first time today, been too busy!) When I notice a wasp stumble out from under my trashcan that sits right in front of my porcelain throne. My first thought is to stomp on it, because well, it's ... | 6 | 8.166667 | |
1414719301 | 1414720381 | t3_2kuchb | t5_2to41 | 3 | Kazzif: TIFU by trusting my guts.
CanadaIsOkay: ....someone reset the counter.
Kazzif: These pants have been poo free for 0 days.
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1414721125 | 1414722106 | t3_2kufpo | t5_2to41 | 25 | Salmontaxi: TIFU by listening to music on my bus ride.
A few weeks ago my phone glitched out and the audio jack seems to insist my headphones are plugged in at all times. In order to watch videos or make calls I had to install an app that manually switched my audio to go from my head phones to the speaker. So that mean... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1414721762 | 1414777988 | t3_2kugsh | t5_2to41 | 4,848 | haylsinator: TIFU by forgetting a cornerstone of what makes mammals mammals
My dog, Marshall (male), has been scratching and licking himself a bit more than normal lately. The other day he was lying on his side and I noticed 2 strange bumps near his only remaining male part. The tips were black and they were hard like ... | 13 | 372.923077 | |
1414721917 | 1414729531 | t3_2kuh20 | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by cumming on the same couch for the past 4 years
Okay, so a little story about this couch. I bought it in like 7th grade, and ever since I've had it I would just do my business, then wipe it on the corner due to laziness.
After awhile I made my parents get me a new couch, because "that one was old." ... | 6 | 4.166667 | |
1414722513 | 1414761201 | t3_2kui2k | t5_2to41 | 134 | srbtiger5: TIFU by showing a customer porn instead of a lawnmower
I'll try and keep it short...
I work at a small business in a small town in NW Louisiana. We sell outdoor power equipment (lawnmowers, string trimmers, leaf blowers, etc.). I had a customer come in Monday that was looking at a lawnmower. I was pretty su... | 5 | 26.8 | |
1414723141 | 1414790293 | t3_2kuj2w | t5_2to41 | 6 | LostTheGame42: TIFU by forgetting to read my prescription
This literally just happened. Typing this at the pharmacy right now.
Today I went to the doctor for some cold medicine. After getting the prescription letter, he told me to wait at the pharmacy for medication. So, I sit in the pharmacy waiting while everyone's ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1414725265 | 1414726066 | t3_2kumlf | t5_2to41 | 5 | qwuerl: TIFU by wiping too hard
Satanasaur: Falls through into your shorts? were you wiping from the front?
something_other: Reddit has taught me that there are people who wipe while standing up. I am assuming OP is such a person.
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1414722510 | 1414754963 | t3_2kui2g | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by skyping with my friends
I moved over the summer so I haven't talked to my friends in a while. I notice most of them are online on Skype and Steam. Start the group call and invite them into a game of TF2.
All 7 of my friends in the call innapropiate AF. They start making some really bad jokes. (You k... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1414726090 | 1414728944 | t3_2kunwe | t5_2to41 | 156 | OrientalCarpet: TIFU by inadvertently making fun of a tragic car accident
So a few days ago, a guy had been killed when he was ran over by a car when he was biking to school. To honor his memory, our school decided to wear purple and yellow, the colors of the school he went to. On the day of the event, I was rushing fo... | 4 | 39 | |
1414725863 | 1414751529 | t3_2kunjo | t5_2to41 | 7 | WasThatYourLlama: TIFU by not using the festive soap in the pumpkin shaped container, instead I used the soap in a normal and completely not festive container.
There are only so many opportunities in life for festive soap usage and I completely fucked this one up.
Unidan360CrowScope: You could always wash your hands a ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1414726600 | 1414727887 | t3_2kuoo4 | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by attempting to cure athletes foot with a roomates home remedy
So, since about February I have had a case of athlete's foot that was moderately severe. It was diagnosed by a doctor and I have been prescribe clomitrizole, tolnofate, and miconazole. I get my treatment through the VA and although they sch... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1414727551 | 1414928367 | t3_2kuq4e | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to be funny
So I work for a relatively large company. Recently there has been some high level restructuring which has resulted in several redundancies. While this is normal during restructuring, the after effects have seen many people resign due to poor decisions in promoting certain individua... | 3 | 2 | |
1414728259 | 1414732732 | t3_2kur6p | t5_2to41 | 21 | sotopic: TIFU by holding the handle bar too low.
So a little bit of context: I live in Hong Kong and our subways can be tight during peak hours.
Story:
I was in the subway during one of those peak times. I was holding the handle bar pretty low with my right hand, since the top part was already occupied.
On the other... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1414730087 | 1414730739 | t3_2kuts7 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by walking to the store
So my car is in the shop. $700 repair. My parents were able to give me $300 and I was literally begging for the rest. Texted everyone. Was doing a million different beet money sites. Even asked on here. Twice. But today my girlfriend came through for me. She sent me the money I n... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1414729638 | 1414735849 | t3_2kut6y | t5_2to41 | 11 | iwillrescuethekitty: TIFU by learning im the most fertile guy in the world.
So litterally 5 minutes ago my girlfriend got the double lines on a cheapo test from ole wally world. I met this girl almost two years ago. Knocked her up the second day i knew her. First time we did anything... so fast forward to now after hav... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1414729607 | 1415024316 | t3_2kut5g | t5_2to41 | 20 | Megs2606: TIFU by thinking I'd be on my period soon
Actually an on time fuck up. It's 04:21 right now and I'm in the bath.
Irregular as my periods are (always have been), they always start the same way. I get horrific stomach cramps, and over the course of a couple of days I go from spotting (small amounts) to full bl... | 10 | 2 | |
1414731364 | 1414753929 | t3_2kuvgd | t5_2to41 | 36 | [deleted]: TIFU by hydrating.
5About a half hour ago, I decided that I should drink water more often, then subsequently drank two and a half cups. That was just the beginning. Maybe ten minutes ago, the urge to pee hit me and I walked to the bathroom.
I should state here that I just moved into a very cold house. On ... | 4 | 9 | |
1414732707 | 1414964377 | t3_2kux88 | t5_2to41 | 305 | uprightpaki: TIFU spending $2000 work dollars on the wrong non refundable product
2:30 AM
My boss passes me and what i think i hear come out of her mouth is, can you please go buy some radios in bulk, i reply sure how much money do you want me to spend, she says we missed our order so try to restock and get 2grand wort... | 7 | 43.571429 | |
1414733252 | 1414827545 | t3_2kuxxk | t5_2to41 | 2 | thatguywiththecamry: TIFU by having two laptops
This started on Friday Night. My Macbook Air that my dad bought me for a gift had stopped working because of the backlight to the screen stopped doing its thing. Therefore, the only way I could use the laptop was to apply a flashlight where the logo was.
The next day, I... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1414733438 | 1414745653 | t3_2kuy72 | t5_2to41 | 22 | JamesLeBrown: TIFU by driving the wrong direction...for 1 1/2 hours.
Just like many other TIFU's, this didn't happen today, but nearly 6 months ago.
My girlfriend and I were headed back to south Florida from a mini vacation in Georgia, had everything gone to plan it would have been a ~12 hour drive back home, so I was... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1414732894 | 1414750525 | t3_2kuxhf | t5_2to41 | 28 | I_dun_g00fed: TIFU by sending a montage parody to a teacher
Well, I began my sophomore year of high school in a horrible way. Let me explain.
In English, the first thing we were assigned was a reflection on the first year of high school. We worked on this assignment for about three weeks in class, and I finished in t... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1414742085 | 1414753994 | t3_2kv70e | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by singing to my dog
Okay, so my day started of very normal. I live in an middle class neighborhood, most of my neighbors work during the days so I don't expect to see anyone until evening time. Well, on decent weather days I leave my dog outside to chase squirrels and do dog stuff. Today I got home and... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1414743719 | 1414755817 | t3_2kv8bj | t5_2to41 | 15 | hairyfedora: TIFU by calling out for my dog
Just some context before I begin. I'm a pasty white dude who happens to live in a ghetto/cul-de-sac area. I am one (if not the only) white dude in the neighborhood. I own a chihuahua which I happened to name Tyrone (shutup).
So the events which took place occurred earlier to... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1414747814 | 1414769981 | t3_2kvboo | t5_2to41 | 16 | Antediluvian_Cat_God: TIFU by trying to say "hello" to a girl I liked.
First, some background info. This happened a few years ago, first year of university. I met this pretty girl, she stood out from the rest of them since she wore little or no makeup, dressed plainly and was shy in a cute nerdy kind of way, so I took ... | 4 | 4 | |
1414750179 | 1414766463 | t3_2kvdrg | t5_2to41 | 26 | CreamWafers: TIFU by getting attacked by my own shadow
This was before daylight savings time, not today (sorry). I commute by bike. I was home with a stomach virus for a couple days and the day I started biking again was a particularly dark morning, still night outside when I left the house. Still felt kind of sick but... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1414755687 | 1414770601 | t3_2kvj9a | t5_2to41 | 65 | alivedeath: TIFU by offensively rocking out in my car
So, Reddit, I definitely F'd U.
Some context: While I'm driving I listen to music, and often times when the mood strikes me (and I'm at a standstill) I will start rocking out. I don't mean lightly nodding my head, but full on body rocking and air-drumming and what... | 7 | 9.285714 | |
1414717869 | 1414763626 | t3_2kua07 | t5_2to41 | 8 | dunaan: TIFU by accidentally bringing a medieval weapon on an airplane and getting an assault rifle pointed at me
So, this happened a few years ago, but a /r/nottheonion post reminded me of it today. When I was younger my family took a trip to Italy. We visited a lot of medieval villages and fortified towns, and I boug... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1414759809 | 1414764185 | t3_2kvocg | t5_2to41 | 8 | conansmate: TIFU (Nearly) Bought new Synthetic cannabis and a fleshlight - 2 rips later and my nearly ended up in the loony bin in the most embarressing way possible... This is my story
[deleted]: I bet your parents couldn't be more proud of you. Synthetic weed is no bueno. I have seen what it can do to someone as y... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1414737348 | 1414765004 | t3_2kv2k1 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Blackpassion: TIFU by sending my costume to my landlord
My mistake began two days ago, but I have only realized the effects this evening. My work is requiring us to dress up for Halloween this year and has decided on a cat-theme. After serious deliberation I came up with a great costume. I would purchase a yellow rain ... | 3 | 3 | |
1414763111 | 1414835373 | t3_2kvt9m | t5_2to41 | 830 | lifesapie: TIFU by jumping the ticket gate in front of 5 police officers.
So here me out yeah? I had a ticket. I had a fucking ticket. But i still managed to get fined $200. How?
As i was coming down the escalators i see the bus i need to catch outside of the station. It was 12:20am and if i miss that one then the next... | 13 | 63.846154 | |
1414762335 | 1414806452 | t3_2kvs17 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by travelling to Japan on Halloween
So I'm a military brat, a son/daughter of an active duty service member. We decide, for my little brother's birthday, to fly to a different military base in Japan so we can go to Disneyland. One thing we didn't factor; Japan is 13 hours ahead of American time. So w... | 6 | 1 | |
1414765470 | 1414777801 | t3_2kvx9e | t5_2to41 | 388 | squimsicle: TIFU by accusing a pregnant lady of stealing stuff under her shirt.
Oh boy, I've never done something so embarrassing in my life. I work at a local supermarket and while I was doing my jobs I noticed a lady who was extremely skinny. I didn't think anything of it until I saw her again with what looked like a... | 5 | 77.6 | |
1414766872 | 1414772505 | t3_2kvzrd | t5_2to41 | 43 | guap420blazeit: TIFU by trying to get a good nights sleep
Like most, this didn't happen today. I was 12 and was trying to go to sleep but it proved to be rather difficult because of the rainstorm outside my house. Frustrated, I tried to find something to cancel the noise, for some reason I thought it would be a good id... | 11 | 3.909091 | |
1414766456 | 1414768070 | t3_2kvz1g | t5_2to41 | 65 | ohfuckinggodwhy: TIFU by missing exam registration period and not noticing
Sooo in my country you have to registrate to take an exam, at the central administry. You can place your name on the list 4-2 weeks before the exam begins. After that, you can place yourself on the waiting list.
Now, this is a new system. My fr... | 3 | 21.666667 | |
1414768581 | 1414775030 | t3_2kw2qm | t5_2to41 | 10 | drwholover34: TIFU by wasting my hard earned money on my sister's roommate.
So I am a bit shocked at what happened yesterday. My sister and her college roommate asked me to take them shopping for Halloween costume, which I agreed to. Well, my sister unfortunately couldn't come because she had work. I offered to at leas... | 5 | 2 | |
1414769468 | 1414834158 | t3_2kw4ds | t5_2to41 | 72 | skullyD: TIFU by not completing my sentence....
This happened yesterday afternoon, I still cringe about it.... Setting: College Campus
My girlfriend's parents were in town and visited her, they even brought their old dog Sadie to come down and visit since my girlfriend is absolutely in love with Sadie.
I meet up with... | 4 | 18 | |
1414769174 | 1414788901 | t3_2kw3sm | t5_2to41 | 472 | D3ADU: TIFU by commenting on Halloween "costumes"
This actually happened a few years ago in college. I lived in a Fraternity house, so we had girls constantly coming in and out of our apartment to drink and hang out and do all that stuff.
So anyway, we were throwing a Halloween party, and these two girls who I didn't ... | 12 | 39.333333 | |
1414770171 | 1414800893 | t3_2kw5nm | t5_2to41 | 200 | hambob: TIFU by trying to help my wife before being fully awake
This happened this morning at about 7 am. My wife wanted to make a Halloween themed guacamole dip for her work potluck involving a small pumpkin. something like this:
[dip](http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr03/4/15/enhanced-buzz-3533-1... | 8 | 25 | |
1414772107 | 1414774220 | t3_2kw9a5 | t5_2to41 | 4 | psychotropy: TIFU by staring at a supervisors clevage while breaking eye contact.
AaaaannnndddDone: Tell her boobs to stop staring at your eyes. Usually goes over well with people/strangers/that one cute girl on the bus, never tried it on a supervisor though.
psychotropy: Preeeety sure that won't go over well with a ... | 4 | 1 | |
1414771840 | 1414836676 | t3_2kw8r0 | t5_2to41 | 91 | Redirected: TIFU by smuggling schedule 1 narcotics across international borders
Not even going to lie, this happened about a week ago as I just returned home from my trip to Italy from the states.
A little back story, I flew out of JFK with the rest of my university band. We do a major international trip every two ye... | 7 | 13 | |
1414772019 | 1417384487 | t3_2kw93p | t5_2to41 | 89 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting Starbucks before work
So this was the other day and it's taken me a few days to finally accept my klutzy ways..
On my way to work the other morning I stopped at starbucks to grab a quick coffee. As I'm approaching starbucks in the car I'm debating it the entire time.. "Hmm do I really need ... | 11 | 8.090909 | |
1414773340 | 1414774975 | t3_2kwbl3 | t5_2to41 | 8 | throwy_mcthrowerson: TIFU by cockblocking myself from potential nudes
BigBobsBootyBarn: She either truly didn't mean to do that, or she thought you were attractive and used the "same name" excuse because she was embarrassed, and thought you weren't interested.
The worst part is, you'll never know. *Unless...*
Send ... | 4 | 2 | |
1414775501 | 1414811072 | t3_2kwfmh | t5_2to41 | 574 | Ewrm: TIFU by assuming my family are deaf.
My mother and three sisters are at a halloween funday while I'm in the house on my own. I was upstairs on my Xbox so I left the front door unlocked so they could let themselves back in. 10 minutes later I hear a loud banging on my front door, its only 5:00 and I'm not expectin... | 12 | 47.833333 | |
1414771656 | 1414790445 | t3_2kw8f1 | t5_2to41 | 108 | ccasella3: TIFU by affixing panty liners to the inside of my jeans to stop poison ivy pus from weeping through my pants.
First of all, I'm a dude. Second, I have some sort of contact dermatitis (think poison ivy or something along those lines) on my legs, specifically the backs of my legs up on my hamstrings. On both l... | 3 | 36 | |
1414776451 | 1414796497 | t3_2kwhea | t5_2to41 | 4,834 | futbolbrasil: TIFU by wearing the same costume as a fellow employee.
kraze1994: That's not a fuck up, that's just fucking hilarious. If I was there I would have lost it.
[deleted]: Hopefully you'd find it again.
mathamagic: Are you dressing up as a dad for Halloween?
Doctor_Kitten: /r/dadjokes is leaking again...
Zen... | 13 | 371.846154 | |
1414776415 | 1414790369 | t3_2kwhbl | t5_2to41 | 8 | Erinugget: TIFU by getting a job to support my family
This happened a few weeks back, but obsessively looking at tifu on Reddit inspired me to post this.
Let me start with a bit of backstory, I am a 16 year old girl, my mother was diagnosed with cancer when I was 8 years old so money has always been a touchy subject f... | 4 | 2 | |
1414767386 | 1414779464 | t3_2kw0ma | t5_2to41 | 3 | Pi-Guy: TIFU Watching Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
My buddy and I were just chilling being bored when we decided to watch Dawn of the Planet of the Apes.
We also decided beforehand that this would be a *great* movie to watch with the munchies, so we did our usual Thursday routine. Unfortunately, we went above and be... | 3 | 1 | |
1414777109 | 1414824013 | t3_2kwin3 | t5_2to41 | 5,741 | am_i_here: TIFU by trying to tip an officer
This morning I was getting late to a meeting, so I decided to hit the gas a bit harder than usual. Before I know, I'm over-speeding on the highway. Not by much, about 10mph over the speeding limit. Two minutes later I hear the sirens behind my car and stop on the sides of the... | 14 | 410.071429 | |
1414777388 | 1414806663 | t3_2kwj61 | t5_2to41 | 5 | peanutcracker1: TIFU by scratching my balls at work
Yesterday evening I was working a little late and my slightly oversized sack had been giving me trouble for a while. It was itching and chaffing so I finally decided to give er a go and stuck my hand deep under my pants and underwear to unglue and relieve my precious ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1414777041 | 1414778764 | t3_2kwiii | t5_2to41 | 48 | MikeTheImpaler: TIFU taking a shower shortly after using IcyHot.
Not a throw away because IDGAF.
Unlike most stories here this happened to me not 20 minutes ago. So the last few days I've been dealing with an extraordinary amount of neck pain. I visited my local chiropractor two days ago and was relieved, but not cure... | 4 | 12 | |
1414778804 | 1414782668 | t3_2kwm85 | t5_2to41 | 61 | Flurricane: TIFU by buying chicken cordon bleu from the gas station next to my work.
Long story short, I got distracted this morning watching Supernatural, forgot to bring lunch because I was going to be late for work. I took a walk to the gas station next door and bought a "Chicken Cordon Bleu on a Bulky Roll". I walk... | 4 | 15.25 | |
1414778688 | 1415012062 | t3_2kwlxr | t5_2to41 | 90 | Surgex_: TIFU by donating blood
This is my first post to Reddit, hooray! This happened yesterday at my school. (I'm a male senior in high school)
Being the perfect saint that I am, I decided to donate blood at my high school. (Not to mention I got out of class for about 3 hours without homework).
I got to the gym wh... | 8 | 11.25 | |
1414780213 | 1414795252 | t3_2kwp7q | t5_2to41 | 7 | CameronAvant: TIFU I sent flowers to a girl's job, but the office was closed
I went to get my blood drawn at a lab in TX yesterday and noticed the girl working the counter seemed a little frustrated and stressed. I asked how her day was going. She said that she's the only one that works the whole office ( receptionist,... | 8 | 0.875 | |
1414780273 | 1414782825 | t3_2kwpd4 | t5_2to41 | 34 | journeyman369: TIFU by wiping my butt in the urinal at the job.
I'm reposting this, as it was removed since I posted it during the week. The incident happened on Wednesday (didn't read the rules, silly me).
..so I currently have diarrhea after eating a sandwich last night with what seemed to be rotten eggplant. I arri... | 5 | 6.8 | |
1414780315 | 1414818355 | t3_2kwpgi | t5_2to41 | 10 | Ihatepeoplethatsteal: TIFU by not checking on workers
Just a tiny bit of a backstory. My only child and I use to rock hunt in the woods and bring pretty stones home and place them around our flower garden. We found some big pieces of obsidian that we were very proud of and placed them with the collection. My only chi... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1414779751 | 1414802801 | t3_2kwo8z | t5_2to41 | 108 | lunar_plexus: TIFU by wearing my ninja mask to school for Halloween
People thought I dressed up as an ISIS dude, and called me out for it. Fuck.
XMATIC_4: Should have started yelling "ALU AKBAR" and pretend to have a bomb on you,that would have showed them
Balbanes42: ALOHA SNACKBAR
Sircazm: Damn, beat me to it.
| 4 | 27 | |
1414783039 | 1415029017 | t3_2kwv8x | t5_2to41 | 15 | Lilpurple2008: TIFU emensly
It was supposed to be a normal Friday at school. Like usual I carried a few dollars around with me incase I felt a little snacky. So I'm well into my second block class when in walks a JROTC student spellings worlds finest chocolates.... I purchased three chocolates and ate them all so fast ... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1414779772 | 1414789980 | t3_2kwoak | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by underestimating diarrhea
Today I had a date with *the* girl I love, we've been together for a few months and have had a few dates already. However, for some reason, it would seem like my stomach does not approve of our relationship. Every single damn time when I am about to go on a date with her, I h... | 3 | 3 | |
1414782834 | 1415391124 | t3_2kwuta | t5_2to41 | 9 | peanutbutterjelly099: TIFU by sending a poorly worded text to a girl I am interested in
I have this huge crush on this girl I met at school, lets call her Sarah. Sarah and I have mutual friends and have hung out a few times mostly at parties. We have flirted while we were drunk but it really didn't go anywhere. Up unti... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1414783608 | 1414788557 | t3_2kwwaz | t5_2to41 | 16 | moustachemall: TIFU by going back for seconds
This fuckup happened last night around 12:45 I got hungry after a very late dinner 11pm and crept into the kitchen for seconds.
On the stove was my prize chicken tetrazinni and corn bread.
I place my plate on the stove and reach over it to scoop a large portion onto my pl... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1414784218 | 1414821445 | t3_2kwxhg | t5_2to41 | 115 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking Chantix to quit smoking.
Buckle up, this is a long one. This happened a few years ago, and not another living soul knows of this story, but, after reading some of the courage people have on here, fuck it, sigh, here goes.
So, I started smoking at a young age. Twelve years old, to be exact. Af... | 3 | 38.333333 | |
1414785139 | 1414786108 | t3_2kwza3 | t5_2to41 | 6 | MaxeMouse: TIFU by not reading the manual for my new quadcopter
Incident occurred at 8PM Sunday night. Sunday morning I told my girlfriend "Today I'm going to hobbytown to purchase a larger quad copter!" I have experience with smaller quads up to 200mm span motor to motor. Sunday was the first day I had the budget toge... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1414785977 | 1414786697 | t3_2kx0zh | t5_2to41 | 15 | nippletonbonerfart: TIFU by pretending to be Freddie Mercury
This happened about 10 minutes ago, and I'm not using a throwaway because my friends will hopefully never find this.
I just got home from visiting my grandmother, and on my drive home I heard the song I Want to Break Free by Queen playing. Now Queen is my s... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1414788482 | 1414799297 | t3_2kx5un | t5_2to41 | 5 | Sircazm: TIFU by ordering guacamole on my toquitos while multi tasking
This is what happens when you try to do multiple things while driving. Took to sharp of a turn and spilled everything and my food. Now I got guac stains in my carpet.
Sircazm: Oh here's the "proof" [tragedy](http://imgur.com/k5VfS8z)
Kerbalnaught1: ... | 5 | 1 |
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