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1414789187 | 1414790264 | t3_2kx76d | t5_2to41 | 11 | wifemakesmewearplaid: TIFU by sending my mother a picture
Im a long distance runner.
and... sometimes its fun to wear silly shit to races. one time, i wore a particularly tiny pair of shorts.
when i got my race pictures back, it was clear my cash and prizes had been clearly visible through the sheer fabric of said ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1414789913 | 1414815286 | t3_2kx8ir | t5_2to41 | 4 | norskie7: TIFU by pledging allegiance
So, today in my first class at my high school, we had our morning announcements come on, and we did the pledge of allegiance. All went normally. However, at the end, one of my friends said, "You're doing it wrong." I, confused, then said, "Huh?" He then explained in more detail: "Y... | 4 | 1 | |
1414789843 | 1414886345 | t3_2kx8e0 | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking a kid if he wanted help
Today, well, I fucked up. It was actually about an hour and a half ago, I was exiting my house to go to the store. I saw a kid walking home with no jacket. Now, I'm from Minnesota so the weather is already cold (38F today) and I figured why not ask this kid if he wants ... | 6 | 5.333333 | |
1414791491 | 1414791744 | t3_2kxbfc | t5_2to41 | 6 | TheWorstIndianAlive: TIFU by cancelling a free endodontist appoint because of a headache from a tooth infection
I have a tooth that has endured ten fillings and two root canals. I grind my teeth at night. A couple days ago I woke up with that familiar tender and throbbing pain at the root of my tooth, coupled with an e... | 3 | 2 | |
1414793184 | 1414860513 | t3_2kxeho | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by falling in love three years ago.
So to explain this story well, I'll have to give you guys a bit of back story, but I'll still try to keep this post short. EDIT: Yeah, not happening sorry guys. ^_^'
I'm a first year college student with no previous real life experience before college, save for a few ... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1414793353 | 1414795988 | t3_2kxes1 | t5_2to41 | 13 | corcorman: TIFU by revealing to my classmates I have a learning dissability.
Because of recent problems with testing (not from lack of knowledge but from the way tests are conducted) I revealed to some fellow nursing students that as a child I was diagnosed with severe ADHD and mild dyslexia. The word got around and I ... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1414793587 | 1414879206 | t3_2kxf80 | t5_2to41 | 396 | haplessdad: TIFU by bringing my nephews to my daughter's sweet 16 party.
My brother lives all the way in the East coast – I'm in CA. And it's been three years since I'd seen him and his family. But because he's such a rock solid brother, he and his wife were planning to make the trip to California just to be at my ... | 4 | 99 | |
1414791402 | 1414812897 | t3_2kxb8v | t5_2to41 | 27 | baddadcoverup: TIFU by not knowing my baby's birthday.
This actually happened a month ago, but I finally had the balls to confess this story to one of my friends the other day. He thought it was funny and said that I should post to this subreddit. Why not, Jay. Why not.
Around this time last year, I was obsessing ove... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1414797189 | 1415054962 | t3_2kxl68 | t5_2to41 | 0 | wicknest: TIFU by thinking my shotgun wasn't loaded.
(SFW, but this just goes to show how easy it is for something to go wrong, even if you know what you're doing) So I grew up hunting with my dad as a kid. I passed my hunters safety the day before christmas when I was 10. A big rule that people is always emphasize is,... | 5 | 0 | |
1414796689 | 1414831000 | t3_2kxkba | t5_2to41 | 9 | the_chosengineer: TIFU by spilling coffee on a hot girl at Starbucks...
Just background information everyone: I am a college/university student studying engineering (demanding major), and I am also the type of student that spends a lot of time studying. Therefore, a new favorite place for me to study is at Starbucks. T... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1414799457 | 1414804520 | t3_2kxop8 | t5_2to41 | 18 | Huhkyung: TIFU By calling my teacher a cunt.
Well how should I start this, today at 6th period, my AP american Lit teach did what she usually did, such as bashing on students for sloppy hand writings, criticizing other people's work, being biased with essays talking about controversial events. But today she was just be... | 3 | 6 | |
1414799505 | 1414800804 | t3_2kxorm | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU By sitting on a girls lap.
Ok, so I'm out on Halloween, and my mates decide to meet some girls, I don't know them and I'm not anti-social so I was like yeah whatever, and the people we meet are people that I've seen or have heard about, one of the girls like me but I'm not interested in her, ok so about... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1414797608 | 1414865414 | t3_2kxluw | t5_2to41 | 4 | ObscureQuantum: TIFU by eating a hot pizza at Pizza Express.
So, I went to Pizza Express. I bought the Etna, and by force of habbit I added garlic and chilli oil to it. Bad idea. My mouth was burning and spicy oil was smothering my hands. I was frequently wiping my hands in a conveniently placed napkin beside me.
Sudde... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1414799179 | 1414877048 | t3_2kxoaz | t5_2to41 | 42 | DiarrheaCloggedVeins: TIFU by clogging the toilet with diarrhea and leaving it there for a week.
This sad tale of diarrhea started out 1 week ago. I woke up at 1 AM, and had to take a mean shit. I went to the bathroom to do the deed, but the toilet got clogged and wouldn't flush even after repeatedly trying. I don't kn... | 5 | 8.4 | |
1414799683 | 1414801177 | t3_2kxp23 | t5_2to41 | 5 | TheCoxer: TIFU by eating my Halloween candy.
bigredone88: or... turn off your light... and dont hand out anymore candy...
TheCoxer: I could, but...it's not in the spirit of Halloween.
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1414801765 | 1414842050 | t3_2kxsck | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by searching for gay Asian porn in class while my teacher was behind me
Short and sweet. Needed a picture of a young Asian offender. Not thinking I searched 'nasty Asian boy'. I think you can guess what the results were. All this occurred while my media teacher was sitting next to me looking at my scree... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1414802205 | 1414861810 | t3_2kxt10 | t5_2to41 | 10 | DrZedex: TIFU by donating blood while on a clinical rotation
I'm a pharmacy student doing a rotation at a hospital where I'd very much like a job when I graduate in a few months. The intercom had been announcing a blood drive all day, so I finally decided to go, thinking maybe it'd make a good impression.
Everything s... | 5 | 2 | |
1414805572 | 1414825518 | t3_2kxy0j | t5_2to41 | 4 | DwayneWonder: TIFU
Quick_man: Hi DwayneWonder, thanks for submitting to /r/tifu!
However, your submission, *TIFU*, has been removed because our rules do not allow:
Your post has to have some sort of mini explination of what happens in the story, I'm sorry but TIFU isn't a valid title by itself
If you have any que... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1414806605 | 1414806900 | t3_2kxzgu | t5_2to41 | 0 | ferrickjr: TIFU by subscribing to TIFU
DETRITUS_TROLL: Then unsubscribe.
ferrickjr: You must be one of the short story artists
| 3 | 0 | |
1414806703 | 1414814944 | t3_2kxzl4 | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU by almost killing my grandfather.
**TL;DR : Almost plugged my grandfather out in a panic.**
Let me start off from the beginning. My mom is divorced with 3 children (including me) and we live altogether with my grandfather and grandmother from my mom's side. We're all a very close family.
Over the year... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1414808685 | 1414823535 | t3_2ky2ad | t5_2to41 | 5 | ryansmithistheboss: TIFU By Accepting Candy from Children
It was the weirdest thing that ever happened to me. I was just enjoying my dinner when suddenly someone was knocking on my door. Who could that be at this hour? If it was anyone I knew they would have told me first. Probably someone up to no good. Probably a mur... | 5 | 1 | |
1414810861 | 1414886949 | t3_2ky52j | t5_2to41 | 254 | spacepaki: TIFU by possibly giving kids trick or treating a small bag of weed
I've been looking for my bag of weed for an hour now, and I've given a number of kids some candy so far, I suspect I might have put it in my candy basket, and just thrown it to one of the kids. I remember having it on the same table as all th... | 14 | 18.142857 | |
1414809602 | 1414825694 | t3_2ky3i5 | t5_2to41 | 62 | bcherrstrom: TIFU Cleaning My Dad's Car
On this rainy day I was instructed to clean my fathers car unaware of what was to come. I pull up into the little cleaning slot in our local car port just thinking that I am gonna clean the car and get out of there as fast as possible. I move from the front of the car to the ba... | 3 | 20.666667 | |
1414806622 | 1414816238 | t3_2kxzhc | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU X2 by getting tunnel vision
Long time lurker, first time commenter. Today started like every normal day, I woke up to a an alarm far too early and catch a few more seconds of shut eye before leaving the warmth of my bed. I drive 30 minutes to school just on time before my first lab, the door is locked s... | 3 | 1 | |
1414811488 | 1414864274 | t3_2ky5t5 | t5_2to41 | 706 | [deleted]: TIFU by growing catnip.
A little back story. Less than one year ago I moved from a cold climate to one which is mild. Wanting to pick up on new experiences I decide to take on a small gardening project.
Having no clue where to start I head to the local home and garden store seeking advice. Staff was very h... | 5 | 141.2 | |
1414816912 | 1414823515 | t3_2kyceg | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU by not giving my boyfriend blowjobs or sniffing him.
So this happened last night but started over the last few weeks. My boyfriend has been sick, he's been losing weight like crazy, been lethargic, drinking abnormal amounts of water etc. I knew something was obviously wrong, but I lumped his behaviour u... | 5 | 0 | |
1414814739 | 1414840130 | t3_2ky9vt | t5_2to41 | 2 | dontelbowawindow: TIFU by getting drunk and elbowing a window.
This happened a few years ago. I was a teen and defiant by nature against my mother. She was a nazi about me being home by midnight on the weekends. I never came home at midnight. More like 4 or 5 in the morning drunk from all the college activities. Th... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1414818292 | 1414820618 | t3_2kye13 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU Hacked school website, gave everybody the day off. Said it was a snow day when it wasn't snowing
So basically a year ago it was around December time. The time where every child and teenager wishes to have that snow day off. Every year when there is "Extreme conditions" schools post on their website abou... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1414812608 | 1414859558 | t3_2ky774 | t5_2to41 | 11 | plywoodtothenutsack: TIFU by being too tall
TIFU. I haven't done much woodworking recently but I am a fairly experienced carpenter and cabinetmaker. I work in construction and had a situation where a cabinet needed to be altered to fit into a kitchen so I took it too my parents to work in my dad's workshop. So I'm us... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1414821068 | 1415212049 | t3_2kygzj | t5_2to41 | 152 | ITwink70: TIFU by showing my so an Imgur post
Today in class I was browsing imgur (we had a quiz and were going on to finish class by discussing the news this week), when I saw a post that I thought my girlfriend would like. I send her the link earlier (10:30 am) and she cried when she saw it (you'll understand later),... | 8 | 19 | |
1414824500 | 1414826626 | t3_2kyk4j | t5_2to41 | 4 | ResiiNoth: tifu I'm too nice
Tifu...
It happened this last week.
I do fingerprinting for certain federal background checks. I'm not a fed, just a mere contractor.
Anywhos...So a Canadian fella shows up to pick up his ID. He's a normal looking mid 50's trucker. ( By that i mean he's six ft tall and his hair looks li... | 4 | 1 | |
1414824683 | 1414840865 | t3_2kykba | t5_2to41 | 9 | huge_: TIFU by meditating in a hot bath of epsom salts, and.......
LukeInTheSkyWith: Well shit.
huge_: No shit. :(
[deleted]: Big shit?
huge_: Wet shit .....Fml ....
Kerbalnaught1: **WEEEEEEETTTTTTTT SSSSSHHHHHHIIIIIITTTTTT!!!!!**
| 6 | 1.5 | |
1414811245 | 1414839791 | t3_2ky5iu | t5_2to41 | 9 | nephthyis: TIFU By giving someone's usb to someone else
I found a USB beside a computer in our University Library. So naturally i inspected the contents of the USB and found the persons name of who it belonged to, the USB had a shit ton of work (essays etc) on it as well as plane tickets and so forth. Emailed the perso... | 3 | 3 | |
1414811168 | 1414862156 | t3_2ky5fq | t5_2to41 | 10 | Kitty_party: TIFU by trying to keep my puppy from eating a leaf.
Just took my 8 week old malamute puppy for a quick walk outside trying to burn off some energy so that we can all get some rest tonight. You'd think she'd be tired after destroying my living room but after spending twenty minutes cleaning up toys, the stu... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1414825896 | 1414881222 | t3_2kylcg | t5_2to41 | 96 | Not_Jimi: TIFU by being unintentionally racist.
I'm a teacher.
I was working with my high behavior/low skill class, and I allowed them to choose their own groups. The area I live in doesn't have much ethnic diversity, and the three black kids in my class usually choose to work together. Every kid in this class is a b... | 5 | 19.2 | |
1414825841 | 1414933755 | t3_2kylap | t5_2to41 | 816 | orchidnecromancer: TIFU by Petting My Aggressive Kitten After I Had a Shower
For things to make sense, it is important to note that I have boobs, and a habit of wrapping towels around my waist like a guy.
So after a shower after work I'm thinking, "Yes, nuke leftover chicken, pet cat, play video games. Perfect evening... | 9 | 90.666667 | |
1414829314 | 1414884803 | t3_2kyo1q | t5_2to41 | 44 | CyberSunburn: TIFU by handing out Halloween candy.
Tonight dozens of small groups of smiling eager children rang my bell and shouted out "TRICK OR TREAT". After opening the door I dutifully handed out the candy and awaited the next batch. Sure enough, just as I was sat down the bell rang again. Greeted this time, by a... | 4 | 11 | |
1414830749 | 1414832721 | t3_2kyp3b | t5_2to41 | 39 | TheresnoIinteam: TIFU by kicking everyone out of my Halloween Party at 3:00 AM.
For starters nothing went right this past night. All night people were sneaking in my room to trying to puke their guts out in my private or trying to make me lose my temper by being in my room. For clarity room is off limits except to my c... | 4 | 9.75 | |
1414833567 | 1414835359 | t3_2kyr0f | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by leading two girls on. And I work at a restaurant with both of them.
Either A. I'm a total asshole or B. I have deep-rooted desires to get back at woman as a whole for the constant rejection I experienced when I was young. I recently started working at a new restaurant and, unlike previously in my lif... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1414825932 | 1414861834 | t3_2kyldk | t5_2to41 | 117 | [deleted]: TIFU by playing Planetary Annihilation
So a good while ago I bought Planetary Annihilation. The concept seemed cool so I bought it. As most games go when purchased on steam I didn't even touch it for about 5 months.
Come last night I figured I'd give it a go. I'm starting to get the hang of it and I pl... | 6 | 19.5 | |
1414828362 | 1414873939 | t3_2kynd6 | t5_2to41 | 40 | Ham_B0n3: TIFU by using the women's washroom
so its a halloween party...It's a community gathering that started at 8 pm......After a few drinks i ask the bartender where the washrooms are. He tells me down the hall and take a right at the end. I do so and see a janitorial door a
nd a door with a "washroom" sign o... | 3 | 13.333333 | |
1414834214 | 1414841610 | t3_2kyri6 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by sucking my boyfriend off
I'd been ill for a few weeks and ended up on antibiotics (which lead to me and my boyfriend not having sex for awhile) i then decided to take a trip to see my mum for a few days, when I came back I realised the antibiotics had given me slight thrush, which was no biggie, I wi... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1414837706 | 1414869764 | t3_2kyu4w | t5_2to41 | 12 | ohmyholymoly: TIFU by missing a midterm.
Hey Reddit!!
So today I was hanging out at home on this Halloween Eve due to a sickness and I was watching anime, drinking water, and lying in bed. During a break between episodes, I decide to check the calendar for my online course to see if I can get ahead on anything and jus... | 3 | 4 | |
1414840803 | 1414856377 | t3_2kywjq | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by pressing buttons on an elevator.
Ok, I've been wanting to share this story for a while. (BLASPHEMY! A story which didn't take place today? :O)
It isn't your everyday big FU... but more or less I believe it is worthy.
Just to mess with people, my friends (B1 & B2) and I enjoy pressing the button... | 3 | 1 | |
1414844840 | 1414845328 | t3_2kyzzt | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by trusting a fart
Alright, this happened about 20 minutes ago. My stomach is growling and I'm dehydrated to hell. So here's what happened.
I was browsing reddit and all of a sudden my stomach starts gorwling and I feel like I'm going to fart. But all of a sudden liquid shit starts pouring out like nia... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1414846510 | 1414968978 | t3_2kz1kb | t5_2to41 | 375 | robstar211: TIFU By shitting in a customers toilet at work. The problem was, the water wasn't turned on. And people were coming to view the house.
I fucked up bigtime. Im sat at work on the computer now, still embarrased.
I am an estate agent, I have to show people round houses they potentially want to purchase.
I n... | 13 | 28.846154 | |
1414850974 | 1414853569 | t3_2kz6ev | t5_2to41 | 82 | wanderer-ent: TIFU by dumping water on my boyfriend.. in his sleep
My boyfriend and I have been together for almost two years now. We moved in together this past August, so we are still getting used to the rhythm of each others habits. Sleeping habits has been one the harder rhythms to adjust to. I'll be honest , I sle... | 4 | 20.5 | |
1414852841 | 1414863578 | t3_2kz8sv | t5_2to41 | 68 | zebrafart: TIFU by answering the door to a good looking female charity worker...
This happened 20 minutes ago.
I told her I was in the middle of something, my flies were down.
I was watching the football on tv.
I'm positive she thought different...
Exquisite_Aegis: 99% sure that unless you made it obvious, she didn'... | 5 | 13.6 | |
1414854300 | 1414892547 | t3_2kzaux | t5_2to41 | 4,288 | Gwsmith220: TIFU by taking my dog to Chic Fil A
I woke up from a late night Halloween extravaganza with a powerful lust for a chicken egg and cheese biscuit. Realizing it was going on 10am, I knew time was limited. So I grabbed my dog Charlie took him out as I usually do, but instead of putting him up, I decided he m... | 18 | 238.222222 | |
1414854673 | 1414916412 | t3_2kzbdg | t5_2to41 | 162 | [deleted]: TIFU by dropping beer
Yesterday, as we all know, was Halloween so being on a college campus, there were some pretty rockin' parties to go along with it. I promised my friends I would be going on the 1st (which I still probably will be, despite last night) but I was also convinced by more people to go to a pa... | 8 | 20.25 | |
1414854239 | 1414889636 | t3_2kzarj | t5_2to41 | 6 | deucethehero: Tifu by snapping at a girl
Hello Reddit, so TIFU by saying just whatever came to mind as I saw the girl I've been seeing for awhile, which upset her. I was upset with her because she wasn't getting back to me after I was kind of having a rough day anyway, and it was just a stupid thing I said, but I guess... | 6 | 1 | |
1414856965 | 1414881856 | t3_2kzera | t5_2to41 | -4 | valevarkasystems: TIFU by saying "hey" to an Asian lady
I simply walked into a convenience store to get another bag for my groceries and said, "hey, can I have another bag, this one is too small?"
She paused, gave me a look, and then said: "Don't say that too me, it's rude. It's like you're talking to Animal. Say "hi"... | 5 | -0.8 | |
1414859252 | 1414859804 | t3_2kzicj | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by not disabling BroApp
Not me, my neighbor. He had an app called BroApp that would send messages to his girlfriend at different times. He broke up with her last night and didn't tell his phone. So ex-gf calls him screaming about his "fucking head games" this morning after getting a "I miss you" from hi... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1414860022 | 1414860966 | t3_2kzjl2 | t5_2to41 | 16 | ShadowMagnus: TIFU by wearing fake blood for halloween
So I went as Shaun of the Dead for Halloween, which in part required me to be covered in fake blood. I bought a couple of tubes, gave them to my friends and let them loose on me, so I was caked in the stuff, and then we go out drinking.
I wake up this morning and ... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1414860567 | 1414864044 | t3_2kzkgx | t5_2to41 | 5 | flippermode: TIFU by getting a massage
It's not too much of a fuck up. :/ I'm a straight female, never got a professional message before but I LOVE watching lesbian massage porn. :// I didn't want anything to happen, but naturally, I was thinking about those Damn porn videos. I.felt my breathing was too... loud? Did it... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1414861486 | 1414861760 | t3_2kzm23 | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by wearing a minecraft creeper costume to a football game in marching band
Pic of my costume before duct taped: http://imgur.com/ROxLGc6
Someone in my band is going to see this post, but screw it, I want to make a statement against american judgmentality. I don't give 2 shits if someone from my band se... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1414862006 | 1414931596 | t3_2kzmzx | t5_2to41 | 196 | 22983751290385714903: TIFU by offering money to high school girls to come back to my place.
Long story short, I'm a lazy asshole and I don't like to do manual labor even though I'm pretty fit and exercise a lot.
My wife is like "Hey lazy asshole, you need to rake the leaves before the grass dies."
She can't really do... | 8 | 24.5 | |
1414862328 | 1429372525 | t3_2kznk3 | t5_2to41 | 253 | BeerAndABurger: TIFU by exposing my Sex Toy
TIFU Reddit. First post here and this happened earlier this week but it got removed due to sexual content so I apologise if you read it beforehand, still I thought it needed sharing so here I am.
Backstory: As of lately I've been super busy at work, so busy in fact I don't r... | 8 | 31.625 | |
1414861589 | 1414946988 | t3_2kzm8o | t5_2to41 | 5 | E1000-MASTER: TIFU getting waisted like never before in my entire life...
Last night, I went to a party at a friend's house. Typical uni gathering: nerds that wont socialise in a corner, people I dont really care about in the other and plenty of alcohol everywhere.
I got waisted like never before, which in turn made m... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1414862657 | 1414865377 | t3_2kzo5i | t5_2to41 | 9 | Cosmo-logical: TIFU by writing a sex story and letting friends read it
So this happened about a year and a half ago but I figure it's still worthy enough of a fuck up.
So back when I did this I was an awkward, hormone-challenged junior in high school. Now, I was part of an academic competition team that was a rather c... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1414865137 | 1414912985 | t3_2kzsio | t5_2to41 | 71 | Switch367: TIFU: by taking off my jacket and scarring a nun for life
Technically, this is a last year I fucked up, but I figured you guys would get a kick out of my story.
I was waiting in those little black leather seats in the Denver International Airport for my plane to arrive when all of a sudden, a nun sits down ... | 5 | 14.2 | |
1414865338 | 1414874437 | t3_2kzsvv | t5_2to41 | 20 | TimsterT: TIFU by not passing out candy
I wanted to pass out candy but hadn't bought any yet so I went to the store. I hit up a few places and they were either all sold out or only had small bags (the ones with only like 5 pieces of candy).. so I was like screw it, no candy this year.
I decided to turn off all my li... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1414820607 | 1415014013 | t3_2kygjh | t5_2to41 | 4 | switalski123: TIFU by not taking my passport with US Visa!
Today I fucked up by not taking my old passport with valid visa, but having my valid passport without US visa.
Right now I am in Warsaw Airport Cafe and organizing my old passport with valid Visa from my hometown, which is 300 km away, for tomorrow flight.
Re... | 4 | 1 | |
1414865553 | 1414880547 | t3_2kzt8z | t5_2to41 | 96 | costococoa: TIFU by paying £120 to take a dump
So this happened last week. It's about toilets so the mods wouldn't let me post until a Saturday.
I fucked up by going to the loo before my client meeting last Thursday morning. I arrived at my clients offices twenty minutes before my meeting was due to start. Realising ... | 3 | 32 | |
1414862963 | 1414895878 | t3_2kzopn | t5_2to41 | 38 | JediDM99: TIFU by trying to get my learner's permit
In case you don't know, you need a lot of paperwork to get your learner's permit for driving in the US. Before I left to go to the DMV (Department of Motor Vehicles), I made sure I had my passport, social security card, parental approval form, doctor's form, etc etc.... | 5 | 7.6 | |
1414860999 | 1414868136 | t3_2kzl80 | t5_2to41 | 6 | mrpenisskype: TIFU by changing my Skype picture to my nudes
So I was changing my Skype picture and I accidently changed it to my dick. Yeah oops. I was having a conversation too.
The person saw and was like what the fuck
JMWBZ: Wow, you must a real dickhead.
Chukwuuzi: HAHAHAHA
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1414868210 | 1414869458 | t3_2kzxq9 | t5_2to41 | 17 | johnny_appletits: TIFU by drunkenly telling a gorgeous Avatar Korra girl that she was blood bending me.
The punch apparently had vodka. I was drinking it to sober up. Didn't work, and I said a dumb thing.
[deleted]: How is that bad? Sounds like a fun chat up line. If it didn't work then it wasn't meant to be.
johnny_a... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1414868324 | 1414875831 | t3_2kzxxn | t5_2to41 | 6 | pumpkinpiemonster: TIFU by letting my nephew watch a Madonna music video
First off, this didn't happen today. It didn't even happen in this decade. It happened five years ago when I was in high school and my brother was taking classes at the local community college. I also have to point out that he lived in a huge apar... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1414868952 | 1414887103 | t3_2kzz22 | t5_2to41 | 86 | SeanInReddit: TIFU by streaming porn.
I stream league of legends for irl friends to watch. I had gotten to gold so I just stopped playing and left the stream up.
After an hour I got back on my computer and just scrolled through facebook. I got bored and decided I needed a good masturbation session, so I googled my por... | 4 | 21.5 | |
1414827713 | 1414894517 | t3_2kymvg | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: [NSFW] TIFU by going as a hotdog to a Halloween party and messing up my chances of getting Laid.
Keep in mind me and my friends had a goal to get laid tonight and many months of preparation had gone into this. This is by far the worst SNAFU to go down in history.
So this dreadful day begun with me waking up... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1414870336 | 1414959454 | t3_2l01ge | t5_2to41 | 307 | ANiceOakTree: TIFU by leaving penis mods on my video game [NSFW]
Yeah... so I'm a teenage girl who got some naughty mods (naked texture replacers and, uh, some hankypank stuff) for Fallout New Vegas a few months ago, and I was the only person playing that at the time so I just left them on. I thought that maybe they'd ... | 13 | 23.615385 | |
1414872298 | 1414916466 | t3_2l04sg | t5_2to41 | -1 | [deleted]: TIFU by watching porn on my uncle's laptop
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zombiewaffle007: >hornier than a viking helmet
I get the analogy, but viking helmets didnt have horns....
lolipop120: They didn't have horns, they would get grabbed in battle
| 3 | -0.333333 | |
1414871393 | 1414879593 | t3_2l03aa | t5_2to41 | 15 | Ticklemetenderly: TIFU by pushing a fart a bit too hard
I'm ashamed to say this is my first post on Reddit, and it's not a proud one. Now some back story; This happened about a week ago, and I'd been sick for a day or two with some bad stomach pains and during this time had frequently gone to the bathroom to... reli... | 3 | 5 | |
1414873715 | 1414879338 | t3_2l07bj | t5_2to41 | 6 | badass4102: TIFU by overflowing mall bathroom with my shit
It was around 830pm at a local mall, 30 minutes to closing time and we were just gathering a few things before going home. I had to take a big shit, it couldn't wait til we got home. I rush to the bathroom and plop down. I take a huge shit, one of those shits t... | 3 | 2 | |
1414873548 | 1414972199 | t3_2l0712 | t5_2to41 | 63 | noodlemandan: TIFU and got arrested and questioned for 10 hours.
It was 2 years ago and I fell
asleep on a train. Unfortunately
it was the last train of the night
and I woke up at the last stop.
Manchester.
I live twentyish miles before that
stop so my only option was to
walk. Now thats a fair distance to
walk late nig... | 17 | 3.705882 | |
1414874742 | 1414963737 | t3_2l093d | t5_2to41 | 8 | Alwayshayden: TIFU by drawing a penis on my female coworkers car
I live in a dusty area so a good majority of the time everyone's car is covered in a layer of dust. Naturally drawing on people's cars at work started to catch on. Well yesterday I decided to draw a rather large penis on the hood of my female coworkers bl... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1414873928 | 1414901869 | t3_2l07px | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: Tifu by not taking care of poison oak
This happened a couple of days ago and now I'm feeling the wrath.
Background: I like to smoke what one might call, marijuana. My parents aren't too fond of this (I live at home cas free roof) so I decided to take advantage of my surroundings. I built a spot where i ca... | 3 | 1 | |
1414877176 | 1415059592 | t3_2l0d5i | t5_2to41 | 4,211 | LittleWhiteLithe: TIFU by leaving my panties on the floor
First post so bear with me.
This particular catastrophe didn't occur today, it actually took place back in April and the story begins with my dog and I visiting my parents in New Mexico. I was about to leave the country for a few months so after packing up all ... | 12 | 350.916667 | |
1414878162 | 1414895325 | t3_2l0ew3 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by not listening to my mom and ending up with shit in my pants [NSFW]
So, I take a Saturday math and physics class at a local university. Its not that far from my house but today, when I got out my mom decided that I should take a taxi since it was cold and rainy. I did my daily routine, got lunch, lear... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1414878068 | 1414919224 | t3_2l0eq0 | t5_2to41 | 162 | Skyrim-Dovah: TIFU By going out to Halloween as Walter White.
Okay, it obviously wasn't today, but I didn't realize that I had a cool story until this morning.
Yesterday, I was driving my 6 year old cousin to his friend's house for a sleepover.
I was dressed as Walter White from Breaking Bad, and I decided it would be... | 14 | 11.571429 | |
1414875261 | 1414899123 | t3_2l09yv | t5_2to41 | 28 | Thenumberbefore2: TIFU by having one of my teachers as a snapchat friend.
This happened last night when I was with my cousin. We both had our phones out with snapchat opened on it, then we started messing around, trying to grab each other's phone to send random stuff to the other persons snapchat friends, as we thought... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1414880843 | 1414910198 | t3_2l0jeh | t5_2to41 | 26 | bigbonedd: TIFU by going to a pet store
So today my girlfriend (who is also a redditor that frequents this sub) and I decide to go to a pet store near us to go and play with puppies. Bad choice. We are both very much so animal lovers and unfortunately cannot have any at school. So anyways, we are at the pet store and s... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1414881360 | 1414910919 | t3_2l0k9u | t5_2to41 | 195 | Iamasquirrel22: TIFU by flirting with a girl at a halloween party
Alright so as you may have guessed this actually happened yesterday but I still kinda feel like shit over it. So I was invited to a Halloween party about a week back, and decided to go as the 11th doctor (from the tv show Doctor Who for those who don't k... | 5 | 39 | |
1414881176 | 1414944178 | t3_2l0jyi | t5_2to41 | 15 | fmr172: TIFU by speaking Tagalog/English to my black/hispanic wife
My wife and I were grocery shopping this morning when we ran into an older Filipino lady working there that I recognized from another store. Whenever I run into her at the other store I practice my good morning/afternoon in Tagalog. I briefly introduc... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1414881905 | 1414935139 | t3_2l0l5l | t5_2to41 | 78 | GingerJacob36: TIFU by telling my gay manager that I know what semen tastes like. I'm a straight dude.
So there may have been a miscommunication at work today. My manager, who is gay, was talking about how he was sick but didn't want to take his medicine because it was too salty. He started to say what it tasted like, ... | 5 | 15.6 | |
1414881710 | 1414884711 | t3_2l0ktx | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by possibly getting my girlfriend pregnant
So after our Halloween party on the drive home, we pulled over because the girlfriend was feeling frisky. She was wearing a Red Panda Onesie and I was dressed as Starlord from Guardians of the Galaxy, she wanted me to keep the helmet on because it was funny. An... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1414880680 | 1414887211 | t3_2l0j4x | t5_2to41 | 5 | Someguyyouhavenverme: TIFU by drinking (a lot) at a Halloween party
Now Australians are a group of people with a stereotype for drinking a lot especially at parties, I however on that fateful night I may have had a bit too much, allow me to explain.
(Sort version)
I was invited to a Halloween party and I bought a 700... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1414883487 | 1414959576 | t3_2l0nn6 | t5_2to41 | 6 | The_Artist_Who_Mines: TIFU by swinging a packet of Jaffa Cakes round like a sword.
We had one of those [new Jaffa Cake packets](https://c2.staticflickr.com/8/7174/6446797273_ea44d0338a_z.jpg) that are available in the UK. I decided to come into the room and swing it round majestically. It turns out the end was open and... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1414885745 | 1414956959 | t3_2l0r8a | t5_2to41 | 7 | ktron24: TIFU by getting drunk with my boss.
I'm going to start this by saying that I am a 5 foot tall female who weighs around the 107lbs, that's how I got drunk so quickly. So a couple weeks ago was the birthday of the doctor I work for. Our office took him out to this great GoKart track and we all had a blast. On th... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1414881420 | 1414931695 | t3_2l0kcp | t5_2to41 | 82 | jontarist: TIFU by telling my brother I have super powers
This was actually 20+ years ago when I was 10, and my little brother was 4.
We were at the park playing, and I noticed that one of the legs of the swing set wasn't grounded very securely. I inspected it, and sure enough, I could easily pull it out of the ground... | 6 | 13.666667 | |
1414881550 | 1415163571 | t3_2l0kkz | t5_2to41 | 44 | ScarletMousse: TIFU with some cotton. NSFW
A few days ago, I started feeling vaguely unwell, but nothing worth writing home about. My back hurt, but shit, I'm getting old. Isn't that supposed to happen? Then, two nights ago, as I was lying in bed, I randomly decided to get jiggy in the land of narnia (i.e. my vagina) w... | 4 | 11 | |
1414889233 | 1414894688 | t3_2l0wta | t5_2to41 | 7 | Rytwalk: TIFU BY FARTING OUTLOUD
So, I was at the shopping with friends, and after lunch (McDonalds) I feel the need to pee, so I go to the bathroom, I enter and I hear nothing, so i do my pee, and when i was washing my hands the atomic pain came and I really need to fart, I thought that there was coming a really big o... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1414891064 | 1414912788 | t3_2l0z16 | t5_2to41 | -4 | [deleted]: Lol, ya got me there.
xaw09: [Why don't you have a seat over there?](http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web04/2009/10/1/19/nice-to-see-you-why-dont-you-have-a-seat-10687-1254439312-16.jpg)
[deleted]: Lmfao, I'm tl:dr had no idea what her age was. But can I have some milk with these cookies.
Down_Trodde... | 5 | -0.8 | |
1414890984 | 1414919064 | t3_2l0zj3 | t5_2to41 | 147 | plzpityme: TIFU by using my phone in class
(This fuck-up actually happened last Tuesday, but my original post got deleted because it wasn't the weekend. The below was my original post :c)
Throwaway account :<
I was browsing through some porn on my phone and landed on a video. While I was enjoying some of the great ... | 5 | 29.4 | |
1414891861 | 1414897248 | t3_2l10vi | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU By leaving candy outside for Halloween.
**The story (or TLDR below):**
I wasn't going to be home for the first hour of Halloween and my neighborhood has a two-hour period of trick or treating.
I left a large tupperware bowl out full of about 8 packs worth of mixed candy. With the bowl, I left a large ... | 3 | 6 | |
1414895460 | 1415849241 | t3_2l16da | t5_2to41 | 328 | the_dinks: We're having some problems with AutoModerator at the moment
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Myfavoritepetsnameis: TIFU by programming an auto moderator that became sel... | 10 | 32.8 | |
1414895907 | 1414896104 | t3_2l170f | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU my junk. Permanently.
Last month, I ended things with a girl who was very sweet but not a good fit for me sexually.
Last week, I slept with another girl.
Today, I got my STD results back.
New girl gave me herpes.
Karma is a real bitch.
pokethedeadkid: bullshit.
TypesWhileToking: This is a very ... | 3 | 1 | |
1414896260 | 1414898797 | t3_2l17k9 | t5_2to41 | 49 | Something_I_Ate: TIFU by telling my mom she could use my bouillon cubes for dinner.
Just happened just now.
My girlfriend and I live in the spare room of my parents house and contribute by buying groceries in addition to paying rent. It was a long week and when I got home I wanted to unwind. I put on my head phones a... | 5 | 9.8 | |
1414894969 | 1414906927 | t3_2l15oo | t5_2to41 | 0 | KingSai: TIFU by not using the restroom.
This literally happened 10 minutes ago. Im on the toilet seat as I type this out on my phone.
So my mom is sick right now, and she wanted my dad and I to go get her some phò from our local Vietnamese restaurant. My dad and I oblige and we go and get the whole family some phò. ... | 3 | 0 | |
1414896999 | 1415014864 | t3_2l18ll | t5_2to41 | 51 | ThrowAwayMN69: TIFU By Sneaking Over To My Girlfriend's House While Nobody Was Home
This happened a little more than an hour ago, so I'm still a bit shaken. That being said, please pardon any grammatical and structural errors. Oh, and I'm also using a throw-away account, just to be safe.
Anyway, I was sitting alone in... | 7 | 7.285714 |
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