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1414897743 | 1415300545 | t3_2l19nu | t5_2to41 | 18 | treeordie: TIFU by getting my mom "meatspinned"
Well today I was working on some music with my studio monitors on at a moderately loud level. Had been using Skype and teamviewer with a couple of people and had left to hang out with a few friends. I later got a text from my mom saying "Ok that's enough what is that turn... | 6 | 3 | |
1414899315 | 1414903561 | t3_2l1bzc | t5_2to41 | 10 | hanson93: TIFu by Drinking
So, I kinda, sorta, share a car with my dad. I met a girl Ive seen a couple times at this entertainment spot where you can play mini golf, laser tag, and Billiards. They also have a bar. We played a round of mini golf, then went to the bar to get a beer and some food. I'm not drinker, I'm 21 ... | 7 | 1.428571 | |
1414890109 | 1414911581 | t3_2l0y47 | t5_2to41 | 4 | X_Knaro_X: TIFU by trying to drive
So today was like any other. My mother, the child shes babysitting (1 year old), and i decided to have a little outing to kill the day. So we hop in my car, but the thing is, i don't have a license or even a permit. Not that i can't get one, its just a little traumatizing to go back i... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1414903974 | 1414963018 | t3_2l1ien | t5_2to41 | 12 | spaceburger: TIFU by sitting on a bench.
So I was talking to this girl on Tinder for about a month, everything was going great. We had a good connection, a lot in common, and I had was pretty confident things would turn out well. She goes to college in the city and we planned to meet up at a local museum since we're bo... | 3 | 4 | |
1414904518 | 1414907866 | t3_2l1j2z | t5_2to41 | 6 | 21114tifu: TIFU by letting my GF look through my phone.
TIFU by letting my girlfriend of 2 years look through my phone.
First I need to admit that I know what I did was wrong & i deserve the potential break up that may happen.
I've been with my girlfriend for 2 years now (3 if we make it to January) and we've be... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1414905216 | 1414908147 | t3_2l1jz5 | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU by throwing on a dark hoddie and earing some skittles
This happened today at the park. It was a cold day so i wore a swestshirt, which happened to be a dark blue. As i sometimes do, i brought some snacks and planned to spend the day outside at the park. I had some leftover candy so i decided to indulge ... | 4 | 0 | |
1414905799 | 1415006498 | t3_2l1kp6 | t5_2to41 | 44 | throwaway4life00: TIFU by showing my teacher my porn.
Night before, doin the hanky-panky with myself. Next morning I'm having a private lesson with my teacher, a guy who I respect and revere, when he asked to see my musical score. I didn't print it, so in my genius I decided to pull it up on my computer. He was in the ... | 4 | 11 | |
1414880143 | 1414942443 | t3_2l0i6x | t5_2to41 | 11 | typawaaay: TIFU by getting super baked before a free lunch buffet
A couple months back on Canada day,Mandarin (a buffet place) was offering free lunch. Me and my friends decided that we would go. The night before we were drinking and smoking weed, one of my buddies decided to make some edibles. i bought 4 (each brownie... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1414906590 | 1414928792 | t3_2l1lmf | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by forcing an infant to do the ice bucket challenge
Today I had a party of six with their baby at the head of the table. I had six waters on a tray and as I was taking the second to last one off, the weight distribution won. The water tipped over, fell off the tray, pour all over the baby, and the cup f... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1414906125 | 1414929036 | t3_2l1l3q | t5_2to41 | 2 | Ontosomething1: TIFU, One-Up...
This happened when I was ten years old in Washington State. I have never posted anything original before, but I just read a tifu post about "panties being shit out by a dog" that purged this memory from my soul. My dad, brother and I were visiting my aunt and uncle who we didn't get to s... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1414906163 | 1414909143 | t3_2l1l5c | t5_2to41 | 3 | zerosomegame: TIFU by buying a motorcycle
So a little backstory for context. I'm 23, recent uni graduate who's experiencing some serious wanderlust, as many do in this stage of their life. I've been doing carpentry work to save money for a big trip I'm planning down through Latin America.
A couple months ago I got th... | 3 | 1 | |
1414908241 | 1414910167 | t3_2l1nce | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by showing my little sister Five Nights at Freddy's
Well, TIFU by showing my sister Five Nights at Freddy's. For all of you that don't know, Five Nights at Freddy's is a jump scare horror game that is pretty damn scary. I was just playing it on my phone on the couch and she asked to play, I let her play... | 4 | 1 | |
1414909325 | 1414992964 | t3_2l1oij | t5_2to41 | 72 | ghostfacezabuza: TIFU big time because I couldn't keep it in my pants.
I'm sitting in a freezing cold drive way typing this on my phone, waiting for my friend to pick me up (2 hours away) so sorryy for grammatical errors. Also background info: father is a biological monster and police officer, and we're 2 hours away fr... | 7 | 10.285714 | |
1414906529 | 1414948085 | t3_2l1ljt | t5_2to41 | 1,439 | lexjac: TIFU by being a sexually-active potty mouth
My wife’s mother lives in Australia so has only met me once (at wedding) and had not met our 2 year old daughter until her visit to Canada. She’s very conservative and religious and my wife was very nervous about her coming to stay with us because she wanted me and my... | 10 | 143.9 | |
1414910586 | 1414913307 | t3_2l1pqy | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by removing my makeup too vigorously.
This happened yesterday. My wife and I dressed as sugar skulls for Halloween, and this required me to wear a heavy amount of makeup on one half of my face. We went to a couple parties, and my wife agreed to not drink and be my designated driver, so I took full advan... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1414906798 | 1414954892 | t3_2l1lue | t5_2to41 | 1 | mocean64: TIFU by forgetting about WWII and insulting a European.
Today I was walking downtown with my Swedish roommate, who was telling me about the old buildings in Stockholm, and how a lot of the buildings in downtown Stockholm are protected because of their age and can't be renovated on the outside.
I asked him wh... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1414921200 | 1414960045 | t3_2l1xvd | t5_2to41 | 329 | hairyfedora: TIFU by helping an old man
This happened this morning. Every day, going to work, I ride my bike to avoid trafic congestion (it gets real bad in the city during peak hours). I was stopped at an intersection waiting for the light to change and people to cross when I see a pensioner fall over.
Being the goo... | 11 | 29.909091 | |
1414907468 | 1414928258 | t3_2l1mjm | t5_2to41 | 7 | switchbreed: TIFU by cutting PET bottles with a box cutter the night after a Halloween party
Slipped, cut my leg, and now I need stitches. Hangover and knives don't mix. Pro-tip, even if you feel OK don't use knives for 24 hours after a party.
oranebeast: Knife to know that pro tip.
Malamutewhisperer: Really? Get a kn... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1414923191 | 1414950788 | t3_2l1z61 | t5_2to41 | 3 | XxJellyBeanz: TIFU by not going to the dentist
About a month ago I somehow managed to just *barely* chip one of my front teeth. Maybe from all the damn chips I've been eating since it's the only thing i can afford (oh, the irony). My boyfriend kept bugging me that I should get it fixed but being a broke ass college stu... | 3 | 1 | |
1414927131 | 1414936411 | t3_2l21zj | t5_2to41 | 16 | Missourimedic: TIFU by letting a guy burn to death
DwarfofChaos: Removed temporarily for mod review as it is a really horrible post to have to judge, It will be back up shortly if approved.
Bear with us :)
Missourimedic: lol I'll take no offense at all if it's deleted. :)
DwarfofChaos: Thanks for being understanding ... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1414923705 | 1414958368 | t3_2l1zib | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by saying I'm responsible for what happens when I'm intoxicated
Preface: I'm in college and I live with a bunch of feminists. To be clear, I do support the feminist movement.
So this happened about 30 minutes ago and I really fucked up. Tonight a group of friends and I were going to a Halloween party (... | 8 | 3.125 | |
1414927723 | 1414954205 | t3_2l22fo | t5_2to41 | 103 | pantiesandass_ohmy: TIFU by getting the munchies before sex.
Its been a few weeks. I sort of tried to forget about this and so has the boy, let's say his name is Jerome.
Jerome and I have been seeing each other for almost a month now. It's going swell, slow and fairly casual. We decided to get stoned and eat some p... | 4 | 25.75 | |
1414929192 | 1414945153 | t3_2l23k8 | t5_2to41 | 24 | boomrsoonr28: TIFU with my lack of situational awareness
This happened a few months ago. I personally thought it was hilarious but quickly realized my fiancee did not. so a little back story to help everyone understand the situation. I've been with my fiancee for about 4 years. Her family is awesome and we all get alon... | 3 | 8 | |
1414929363 | 1419581105 | t3_2l23oz | t5_2to41 | 30 | throwayitallaway: TIFU by accidently showing my mom gay porn
So I'm a 16 year old guy and I'm currently in the closet. Now, like anyone else I like to browse NSFW subreddits on here. So i was browsing /r/TotallyStraight which is mostly GIFS and I was just scrolling through.
Now I stopped to look at [this one](https:/... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1414932515 | 1415053716 | t3_2l26dh | t5_2to41 | 1,064 | CynicalNord: TIFU by masturbating while my neighbor watched in horror
Edit: Wow, my first day of reddit and I got on the front page! Thanks guys!
Edit Dos: Thanks so much for gold!
So I'm a 26 year old male, married, and I have a wonderful 2 year old. Now because of the current living conditions, I generally don't ha... | 12 | 88.666667 | |
1414932813 | 1414933640 | t3_2l26o6 | t5_2to41 | 5 | throwaway10312014: TIFU by stopping a potential date rape
Lola_Golightly: I think it's a small price to pay to save a girl. I'm sure she'll buy you some new sheets, it's the least she can do :)
RevThwack: How many college students do you know that can afford to replace $350 sheets?
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1414934369 | 1415039446 | t3_2l287b | t5_2to41 | 2,774 | simplybusiness: Tifu by having sex with someone i thought was a "swinger"
So this fuck up happened on Halloween night but was removed due to it not being the weekend. I was out for Halloween with my mates, we were out in a club and we bumped into some people I know from university. I had just dropped some ecstasy like ... | 20 | 138.7 | |
1414935105 | 1415054149 | t3_2l28y7 | t5_2to41 | 629 | musclemaiden: TIFU by offering morning sex
6 am. Gotta get to work.
Knowing we had plans with friends in the early evening and wouldn't have time to get it on between work and then, I figured he would appreciate a little morning sex before starting our day.
We were fooling around in the bathroom and he was doing a wo... | 9 | 69.888889 | |
1414937315 | 1414961577 | t3_2l2bec | t5_2to41 | 594 | Throwaway110214: TIFU by putting an unwrapped condom in my pocket
This happened today at about 12:30 AM.
I was at my girlfriend's house and we thought we'd be home alone until around 1 when her mom got home. We started fooling around and next thing you knew I was opening a condom, but when I was about to put it on I h... | 5 | 118.8 | |
1414938792 | 1414940236 | t3_2l2d6i | t5_2to41 | 6 | emblema: TIFU by getting too into a FB article
So this happened a few weeks ago but let me go on:
I had finished a long day at work and I didn't get out until 1.30am (busy city restaurant) so I walk to the train station as usual for the last train of the night that comes at 2am, so while I'm waiting I pop in my earph... | 3 | 2 | |
1414936492 | 1414942510 | t3_2l2ahz | t5_2to41 | 13 | Cell-i-Zenit: TIFU by drinking to much
i failed so hard, i need to write this TIFU:
i wanted to drink with my friends and a friend (girl) asked me "can i go with you?" i said yes... I convinced her to come with her car... She said sth like "but i cant drink because i need to drive" and i was like a gentleman and said... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1414941659 | 1415125743 | t3_2l2h6a | t5_2to41 | 26 | Akatorvevo: TIFU by betting all my college schoolarship
Long time lurker but had no tifu to post but today is the the day so here it comes. I am a private college student so today i got the money from parents to pay the whole ye... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1414942934 | 1415072760 | t3_2l2j3f | t5_2to41 | 690 | Mamorosa: TIFU by yelling "I masturbate" at my mom
Ok, so a little background story. My mother is very strict as doesn't let me have a phone, so what I do to stay sane is get an old iPhone from a friend and use that for the same thing but only with wifi. Well I've done this before, and my mom found it and threw it out ... | 12 | 57.5 | |
1414943517 | 1414985968 | t3_2l2jxu | t5_2to41 | 77 | [deleted]: TIFU by watching porn on my uncle's laptop
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HoodyWarrelson: He probably didn't care.
Rymbeld: He probably fapped.
Ibfac: He did.
Cliffrison: While picturing OP fapping.
Syphrinide: Not again Uncle Steve!
| 6 | 12.833333 | |
1414945716 | 1414947000 | t3_2l2nm7 | t5_2to41 | 8 | BigPapaJesus: Tifu by trying to get a gf
Pirlout: "gay best friend zone" Details ?
BigPapaJesus: Basically we would do anything a bf/gf would do minus sexy times an kissing. I will be told pretty much everything about her day everyday and be their for her till the end.
Pirlout: Well if you really like being with her,... | 8 | 1 | |
1414948788 | 1414986946 | t3_2l2t32 | t5_2to41 | 95 | itsyounggg: TIFU by having my parents walk in on me "wanking over r/CuteFemaleCorpse"
Al right! So everynow and then I have a good wank like all the other horny adolescents my age, but the thing is I always have a habit of keeping a few other tabs open whenever I'm watching my porn and jacking off, for switching to inc... | 10 | 9.5 | |
1414946839 | 1414972487 | t3_2l2pmz | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting a friend stay over
So, this just happened last night/this morning. It was another night out at a party with a few friends including one visiting from high school who I'll call Jay. By the end of the night we are wasted and their was no success on ending the dry spell; so it was time to leave... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1414951246 | 1415046435 | t3_2l2xbj | t5_2to41 | 475 | ashley_spashley: TIFU by having sex with my boyfriend at 6 AM
So last night, my boyfriend and I had an incredible dinner date at one of the nicest restaurants in town. We went home entirely too stuffed to seal the deal for the night, so we decided to take a nap and wake up later on and play video games/hang out...so 3 ... | 9 | 52.777778 | |
1414952849 | 1414958195 | t3_2l2z41 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Shedinator3000: TIFU by sending my ass to hell
Hill-Arious: U wot m8?
Shedinator3000: Frack off
| 3 | 2 | |
1414953385 | 1414971903 | t3_2l2zpf | t5_2to41 | 2 | no-apologies-never: "TIFU". Giving a guy a blowjob instead of not having any type of oral sex..yes there's a downside to oral
Hey reddit, I am in my early twenties to mid twenties...I had made plans with my guy to go out to a beautiful day at the beach. But he can be very eager to have sex when I really am not... I was... | 7 | 0.285714 | |
1414954598 | 1415078338 | t3_2l3223 | t5_2to41 | 252 | goofyguyfail: TIFU by not masturbating
So this happened last night and is carrying over to today. So I'm a freshman in college and I recently started talking to this girl. We've been cuddling and messing around for a few days and last night we decide to sleep naked with each other. Now the problem that I didn't forsee ... | 7 | 36 | |
1414955521 | 1414962883 | t3_2l33s6 | t5_2to41 | 8 | sexy_foot_pics: TIFU by sending a joke about miscarriages to my best friend's Catholic mother
Oh god, here we go. This just happened, and I'm freaking out.
So- on my phone I have my best friend and her mother in the same contact, but her mother is labelled *mum*.
As we start a conversation over on WhatsApp in a group... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1414956083 | 1414968254 | t3_2l34tv | t5_2to41 | 13 | _FinestJellyBeansRaw: TIFU by forgetting toilet paper after a beeriod, also accidentally led on a gay guy for hours and now he may he trying to sleep with me
Between some of my friends being ill, some being lazy, some having to work, and me having zero money at the end of the month, I ended up not doing anything for Ha... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1414958419 | 1414985333 | t3_2l396m | t5_2to41 | 13 | ahmuyr: TIFU by leaving my girlfriend ( 3 years ) without saying a word to her and called the police on her for abusing
iheartzombiecats: Definitely not a fuck up. It'd be a fuck up if you decided to take pity on her and go back to that relationship.
ahmuyr: Well i went through that 3 times during 3 year relationsh... | 8 | 1.625 | |
1414957890 | 1414964568 | t3_2l3871 | t5_2to41 | 59 | RuneShadow: TIFU by trying to make a burrito
I was trying to make a burrito and managed to drop a can and flip a bowl full of salsa over. Spilling it all over myself, the counter, the cupboards the floor and the mat in the kitchen.
My clothes were splattered with salsa and when I was trying to take off my hoodie, I br... | 3 | 19.666667 | |
1414958726 | 1414969208 | t3_2l39re | t5_2to41 | 4 | DomOnRs: TIFU by wiping my shit with a towel
Didn't happen today, happened around 8 years ago, i'am 15 now. This all happened at my aunties wedding, her first and only wedding. It was located at a lakeside ranch or whatever you call it, surrounded by forest and stuff and stuff. So there's a nice jolly cabin with a toil... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1414959019 | 1414961892 | t3_2l3ab4 | t5_2to41 | 16 | Spohs_II: TIFU by eating a "Mega Burger"
This TIFU occurred around two years ago whilst visiting friends. I was catching up with a few old friends I used to go to school with and we decided we would go out drinking together and stay the night at one of their houses. We ended up staying out pretty late and walking back... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1414959388 | 1415028353 | t3_2l3azp | t5_2to41 | 23 | SuckMyDax: TIFU by not scouting out an area before flirting with the locals. [Cake-day Edition]
I was out of state on a school related trip and we were allowed to visit the local mall. A structure I had never seen the inside of in my entire life, dammit! Ahem. You will see shortly why I feel the need to defend myself w... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1414953948 | 1415155358 | t3_2l30vo | t5_2to41 | 14 | StonerSilence: TIFU by going to a house party on Halloween.
TL;DR at end so head there if you don't want to buckle down for this long ass story.
Also this is my first text post so sorry if it's a block of text i'll try to format the best I can...
I'd like to begin by stating that i'm an 18 year old girl that doesn... | 7 | 2 | |
1414963319 | 1414964084 | t3_2l3i7p | t5_2to41 | 5 | kolognese: TIFU by accidentally snapchatting the most muscular guy in my grade
I'm not a muscular guy, not a good body either and I don't do workout.
However my mate does and sometimes sent me snaps of his progress and stuff. One of his friends is muscular guy (MG). So today I once again received a snap and looked at i... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1414963750 | 1415044843 | t3_2l3j0n | t5_2to41 | 64 | halloweensux: TIFU waiting to tell my crush i liked her
Throwaway because i have friends who Reddit and wanna keep this to myself
So basically this wasn't today it was Halloween night and im at a friends house with a group of friends and one of those friends ive had a crush on for around a year.
This girl has been my b... | 3 | 21.333333 | |
1414964242 | 1415002225 | t3_2l3jvj | t5_2to41 | 663 | WtAiSmTeED: TIFU by hanging out with a girl I haven't seen in a years and letting her use my phone.
Well this girl used to be with one of my childhood best friends. I already know how that is but he is not the problem, he couldn't care less and I've already talked to him about this situation. We started talking to fb... | 10 | 66.3 | |
1414962337 | 1414998971 | t3_2l3gez | t5_2to41 | 279 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally honking my horn
I was driving to pick my wife up and stopped at a pedestrian crossing to let a tiny, frail old lady with a walker cross.
Since she was moving glacially slow, I decided to grab myself a ricola cough drop while I waited. But being the butterfingers that I am, it slipped f... | 4 | 69.75 | |
1414963981 | 1414970789 | t3_2l3je0 | t5_2to41 | 3 | foofis44: TIFU by lifting at the gym
Ok reddit, this is my first ever post, not just on this subreddit so if i fuck up, sorry :D
Background
Im 15 and I am in S4 at school
I live in Prestwick in scotland, so yeah.
At school in the PE department, we do different blocks of sports, and we were in the fitness suite in thi... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1414968108 | 1415013938 | t3_2l3nm0 | t5_2to41 | 7 | AnotherDrunkCanadian: When you touch super hot peppers, your fingers pick up the oils. Some peppers are so hot that they should only be handled with gloves.
So... I touch the peppers then touch my face, making it feel like I'm on fire.
Kraligor: Yea, but.. Hospital? What would they do?
AnotherDrunkCanadian: They cou... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1414965659 | 1414971962 | t3_2l3mfv | t5_2to41 | 20 | chapmouse: TIFU by accidentally claiming that a poop that wasn't mine, was mine.
So I started a job two weeks ago, and I haven't extended very much past small talk with most of my new colleagues yet, mainly because i've been trying to make a good impression on my new boss, but also because i'm just not very good at mak... | 4 | 5 | |
1414967343 | 1415142089 | t3_2l3pdz | t5_2to41 | 72 | WhiteDrummer: TIFU by getting my friends and I arrested.
So this happened last night while i was cruising around town. All of my friends and I drive a Volkswagen of some sort (I've got a 2.0 turbo Jetta, buddy has a GTI, etc.) Because we all grew up in Texas, my friends and i all have CB radios in our cars.
Fast forw... | 18 | 4 | |
1414969607 | 1414971272 | t3_2l3tc9 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU (and am currently fucking up) by ringing the school's alarm and hiding in the principal's office
877CASHNOOOOOOOOOOOW: Nobody else is gonna call him out claiming he's at school on a Sunday?
piercelife: not everyone lives in America you uncultured fuck.
| 3 | 2.333333 | |
1414965118 | 1415146761 | t3_2l3lg7 | t5_2to41 | 14 | Levion687: TIFU by almost burning my apartment complex down.
This happened early this morning. At around 3:30 a.m.. Well the power went out for some reason around 11 p.m. last night, nobody knows of a reason why, it just cut off. Anyways, it is pitch black in my apartment. So I decide to let some light in to my room, b... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1414970572 | 1414974760 | t3_2l3v0l | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU Said a Link NSFW
Well i was in a group chat on steam, stated off with everyone doing stuff, then The Illuminati joined, great time. Some time later it turned into doing some fake links, so i everyone did some. Someone did www.redtube.com, then someone did something a little less legal, he said it was le... | 5 | 0.6 | |
1414966017 | 1414977442 | t3_2l3n3i | t5_2to41 | 3 | bonzodog3: TIFU...The Suppressed Halloween Orchestra Concert Memory
I was recently reminiscing with an old friend about the good ol' days in orchestra class. I'm not a self conscious person, not easily embarrassed, so when this memory popped out of nowhere I realized it was actually pretty traumatic. So in seventh grad... | 3 | 1 | |
1414966975 | 1415014381 | t3_2l3ori | t5_2to41 | 3 | rosseg: TIFU by throwing my xbox 360 controller.
I was raging playing nhl 12 when i decidedd to throw my controller at the couch and i missed. Goodbye my sweet prince. :(
tommaz555: rip in peace controller :(
Kerbalnaught1: Is that rest in pieces in peace?
tommaz555: Why of course, it would seem unorthodox for it not ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1414970757 | 1414984290 | t3_2l3vce | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by pretending to drop fingernails on my SO
My girlfriend is having a very bad period over these last few days, today i thought it would be funny to (while she lay in my bed ) pretend to drop all her fingernails all over her
I walk in pretending to be holding said fingernails and she says they are smell... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1414970789 | 1414971516 | t3_2l3veg | t5_2to41 | 3 | foofis44: TIFU by texting my girlfriend
Second post in 2 hours, im not doing well...
I texted my girlfriend about 5-6 times. Turnes out she is in China.
etar78: (Assuming your FU is about texting internationally)
$6-$12 total cost? A goof, maybe. Not a total FU...
foofis44: Thanks, thought it was more than that
| 3 | 1 | |
1414973226 | 1415053138 | t3_2l3zh7 | t5_2to41 | 37 | volpert: TIFU by... getting picked up by two strangers and bringing them into my house
OK, so of course this wasn't me, but my GF's room mate. Last night, they went out to the bars to do some karaoke. The room mate and her friend stay out late and get real drunk. So, OF COURSE when two guys with tattoos on their hands ... | 7 | 5.285714 | |
1414973597 | 1414974975 | t3_2l401u | t5_2to41 | 29 | AlcoholIsPoison: Tifu by having sex with my girlfriends best friend [NSFW]
Alright so it was a Halloween party and there were five of us in the house, we were all getting really really drunk and by the end of the night two of our friends were already in bed and my girlfriend was on the couch shitfaced and her best and ... | 9 | 3.222222 | |
1414973679 | 1415009910 | t3_2l406g | t5_2to41 | 15 | lolgiraffes: TIFU by thinking a girl I like liked me
Oh god. Oh god. This just C happened. I was texting the girl I liked and she was talking to me about her boyfriend and how she wants to break up with him. So I gave her advice and she went through with it. Afterwards, I told her she should talk to the guy she lik... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1414968984 | 1415052243 | t3_2l3s8d | t5_2to41 | 19 | frenetique: Tifu by needing to pee halfway through a movie at the theater.
My parents came to town to visit my family. It's common when they come that my husband and I will go out for the night. We decided on the movies. A. Because we really wanted to see Gone Girl, and B. because the movie theater is a great place to ... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1414974121 | 1414998532 | t3_2l40xi | t5_2to41 | 14 | Asasara: TIFU by wiping with my mom's sheets.
Today I was busy going to town watching nekkid ladies. I finished up and wiped myself down. The stupid part was that I was in my mom's bed. Her sheets are white so I thought it wouldn't be obvious. Five minutes later, I hear, "why is this wet?" My mom was remaking her bed a... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1414975783 | 1415036923 | t3_2l43pb | t5_2to41 | 295 | Trapped-In-Texas: TIFU by texting my Mom I wanted her to cum on my face.
So it's Sunday... I started the day off with some Vodka. I'm not one to usually drink all day but I let loose today and started drinking while playing Hyrule Warriors.
Anyway this just happened 20 minutes ago. I'm plastered watching TV with... | 6 | 49.166667 | |
1414976153 | 1415054135 | t3_2l44am | t5_2to41 | 43 | donut_prince: TIFU by using the wrong size nails then suspended from school.
The fuck up happened during in the last period of school (I go to a strict catholic high school) last thursday which was wood shop. I was at the point in my project where i had to put the pieces together with a nail gun.
I prepped the na... | 8 | 5.375 | |
1414978069 | 1414980484 | t3_2l47jv | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by fucking a guy without realizing it
As I was about to make a post about possibly fucking a guy, I reread some of the messages we exchanged and realized that I fucked with a transgender guy.
I was under impression that she was a male trapped in female's body, and I saw no problem with it. Turns out sh... | 8 | 1.125 | |
1414977266 | 1415105903 | t3_2l467x | t5_2to41 | 10 | niggaAintWurfDaRisk: TIFU by going sleeping with a girl. A totally SFW story.
I'm so sick of reliving this story but I totally want that sweet internet points.
So this wasn't today but last night. Was at a pretty good halloween party at a friends flat and got a little too drunk, no surprises here but still it adds to ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1414979983 | 1414988591 | t3_2l4aue | t5_2to41 | 6 | F_UP_: TIFU BY HAVING THE WORST WEEKEND EVER
So this all began on Friday. My gf's parents had found out that we had sex and that I took her virginity. Her mom called my mom and told my her everything. After school I had the talking to of a lifetime. My mom yelled so much im surprised i can even hear right now. Anyway m... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1414980002 | 1415018078 | t3_2l4avc | t5_2to41 | 9 | onthespotaccount: TIFU by unconsciously grabbing my friends leg
I'm on mobile, also first time posting, sorry if I fuck up, formatting errors guaranteed
Anyways, I was riding the bus today returning from a certain function and I was sitting next to my friend who just happens to be female.
I was talking to another one ... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1414979720 | 1415037573 | t3_2l4acq | t5_2to41 | 38 | Wikkd1: TIFU by drunkenly falling through my elderly neighbor's roof
I should preface this story by saying I was extremely drunk having drunk nearly a whole bottle of Johnnie Walker Black alone. But, being a recent college graduate, I was really good at hiding it. To this day, I don't think anyone knows I was drunk.
... | 3 | 12.666667 | |
1414982599 | 1415073598 | t3_2l4f2l | t5_2to41 | 418 | some_mango: TIFU by buying a book on "marriage, divorce and relationships" and my newlywed bride gets the wrong idea
So yeah, this happened a few days ago. I was looking for books online about marriage and what not to do to fuck it up. The book I find is highly rated for talking frankly about marriage and relationships... | 14 | 29.857143 | |
1414982225 | 1415164797 | t3_2l4efu | t5_2to41 | 14 | guntabon: TIFU By eating leftover pizza.
So last night, my brother and his girlfriend ordered pizza, but I fell asleep before it got here. Today, when I woke up, I immediately ran to the fridge, cooked up some pizza in the microwave, and devoured it. Over the next few hours, I started getting stomach pangs and felt lik... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1414987171 | 1415057208 | t3_2l4mib | t5_2to41 | 2,057 | Diabolo_Advocato: TIFU by NOT telling the girl that her vagina was physically hurting me
So I met this girl on Halloween and we have been hitting it off pretty well despite the fact that 2 out of 3 of the times we have met up the cops got involved.
Anyway, I'll skip to the fuck up...
We sitting on her couch ~~are~~ t... | 12 | 171.416667 | |
1414988336 | 1415074273 | t3_2l4o9k | t5_2to41 | 7 | Ehoule370: TIFU by removing a virus from a family members computer...
Okay so Im majoring in IT, and as anyone who works in this type of field knows, this means everyone will ask you to fix their shitty computer issues.
So a family member of mine had some pretty bad adware installed on their laptop and of course they "... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1414978246 | 1415013479 | t3_2l47uo | t5_2to41 | 67 | FiveLobster: TIFU by throwing a frisbee to my son
We are one of those families that send out a Christmas card every year as our one and only form of communication with extended family. We scheduled an outdoor photography session with an old friend several months ago and arrived at the place a bit early to make sure thi... | 4 | 16.75 | |
1414990996 | 1415000753 | t3_2l4s2t | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by ruining my son's life
Elliotm77: Awful and complete bs
aimsmallmismall: i was thinking the same thing, but then i looked at recent posts and noticed the subreddit was india. so who knows, it is reddit after all.
ghazal_listener: Still bs.
DaManmohansingh: Wtf did he / she write?
ghazal_listener: >... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1414989002 | 1415037001 | t3_2l4p89 | t5_2to41 | 14 | Spliteer: TIFU By gaming at work
This happened a few years ago when I worked in a pawn shop. It was the slow season and we only dealt in gold, silver, and refurbished jewelry . So we were always kind of slow, but I had some great co-workers always had a good time. We were having a sale on DVDs so more families were... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1414991210 | 1415013482 | t3_2l4scy | t5_2to41 | 11 | Dicks_Pics_Nicks: TIFU by sexting to the wrong person who shares my GF's name
Throwaway because others, and both Alex's, know my reddit account.
This actually happened last Thursday, but with the whole sex rule I'm posting today.
Everything was going fine that evening, and things were getting a bit hot texting my lon... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1414988996 | 1414997785 | t3_2l4p81 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by playing with a little kid
This happened last night. I was at my friend's house, and we were partying hard. I drank a whole lot, and I'm pretty sure we smoked some weed too. My friend's sister brought her kid over, and he was the coolest little kid ever. Normally I hate kids, but my drunk self loved t... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1414992292 | 1414993405 | t3_2l4tvy | t5_2to41 | 6 | akboy42: TIFU by looking at my recent ex girlfriends instagram
I think the title says it all I went I looked now I feel terrible And miss her
peanut12345: The point of TIFU is to tells us your fuck up, not simply whining about some unknown instagram picture.
akboy42: I fucked up by looking
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1414994306 | 1415016069 | t3_2l4whg | t5_2to41 | 91 | throwawayyourcondom: TIFU by not throwing away the evidence properly
Throwaway because my girlfriend is an avid user. To begin this story I must start with some context, I live with my family still and my younger sister takes care of a family friends dog on the weekdays. Anyways, rewind to last night, the whole family ... | 5 | 18.2 | |
1414991152 | 1415014760 | t3_2l4sai | t5_2to41 | 15 | ohnocollegepapers: TIFU by missing class because I was sick.
So this fuck up was a few days ago but I just learned now that it was a fuck up.
Day 1 - Professor posts assignment information. It is a paper worth 20% of the grade and students are to pick an animal and analyze it. (Some key terms are switched around. The ... | 3 | 5 | |
1414993397 | 1415003850 | t3_2l4vaf | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by having an itchy asshole
This happened about 12 minutes ago. So I'm taking a magnificent dump and browsing reddit on my phone, when I finish and go to wipe. I stand up, now that the job is complete, and realize I have an itchy asshole. I set my phone down on the counter next to me, reach over to get m... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1414979246 | 1415054243 | t3_2l49hz | t5_2to41 | 6 | legs4throwaway: TIFU by waxing my leg.
Yesterday I decided that it would be a good idea to wax my legs for the winter. Perfect plan right?
So I go and take my sister's unopened jar of wax and start going ham waxing my legs. Everything's going well until I run out of waxing strips. No big deal, I'll just wash the st... | 3 | 2 | |
1415001298 | 1415036471 | t3_2l53oq | t5_2to41 | 14 | Poo_Poo_Cachoo: TIFU by dressing as an all black hooded figure from American Horror Story
This Halloween I went as the all black hooded figure from the AHS opening credits.
[AHScharacter]http://popwrapped.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/tumblr_mvk60qwqjc1qlm4nyo1_500.gif
[My Costume]http://imgur.com/rnJ8Oji
Once I was out... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1414985969 | 1415063171 | t3_2l4knn | t5_2to41 | 25 | WingoWangoJuango: TIFU by asking my friends mom if she needed any weed...
I have a friend and he does not have a phone, but sometimes he calls me off her phone asking to hang out or whatever. I have her phone number saved under my friends name, not thinking I texted her asking if she needed any weed. I get a message on... | 5 | 5 | |
1415003657 | 1415049891 | t3_2l55on | t5_2to41 | 6 | GunDA9D2: TIFU by flipping
Happened 10 minutes ago. On mobile so i'm keeping it short. I was in front of my cram school, need to cross the road with my scooter. A guy was helping me stop the opposing road. I was halfway crossing the road when suddenly a kid with a bike passing in front of me and i braked. I've had enou... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1415004341 | 1415004494 | t3_2l56a1 | t5_2to41 | 10 | jreilly89: TIFU by snacking all day. NSFW
clitoralhood: I had a lame night, my night doesn't feel as lame anymore. Thanks OP.
clitoralhood: Oh yeah, get well soon and stuffs.
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1415003815 | 1415024827 | t3_2l55td | t5_2to41 | 74 | PM_ME_IF_U_Need2Talk: TIFU, went down a slide and ended up with a concussion
At about 11:30 last night I was out with some friends at this little playground by is house, just chilling out and talking. Eventually my friend tried to go down a slide standing up and fell and ate shit. It had just rained the night before an... | 5 | 14.8 | |
1415005597 | 1415048330 | t3_2l57ad | t5_2to41 | 15 | wktay: TIFU by taking a piss
Long story short I must have been holding back the mother of all pisses because I walked up to the toilet, got it out and some-fucking-how managed to get splash directly in my eye from the toilet bowl.
FML; btw am I going to dai???#
Kerbalnaught1: Rinse your eye out, don't go on the intern... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1415010090 | 1415036134 | t3_2l5b4l | t5_2to41 | 15 | WokHunt: TIFU my Math Exam
Alright, so i'm sitting there with not much time left trying to fill in my calculator so I can answer this statistics question. Things aren't going too great, and the supervisor says pens down, but I think "Fuck that, I'mma keep calculating." So that's exactly what I do, and then I fill in th... | 3 | 5 | |
1415011849 | 1415014727 | t3_2l5ck6 | t5_2to41 | 16 | Fuclc: TIFU My sisters funeral, everyone is angry
To start off I realize I am an idiot and deserve the negative things you say, that aside I need to post this to get this off my chest.
My sister had died last week in a car accident, her boyfriend was driving and he survived. He crashed into the back of a car with no l... | 4 | 4 | |
1415010634 | 1415016387 | t3_2l5blk | t5_2to41 | 7 | StillGoldenPonyGirl: tifu by playing the air guitar
so my fuck up happened a couple hours ago. I thought I was alone and I was in the basement my headphones on, jamming out to muse's uprising (song not album) and I just happened to start rocking out on the air guitar only to look back and see my mom standing there with... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1415012316 | 1415037717 | t3_2l5cx5 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally getting my brother to assume that I was gay
[deleted]: If you call your dick a sham-la-doobily, you're either 6 or gay. And this post is pretty well punctuated for a six year old, sooo...
evendinosaurs: No, pretty sure gay dudes love dicks too much to call them something so stupid.
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