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1415013851 | 1415036257 | t3_2l5e7e | t5_2to41 | 7 | AidenIscoolm8: TIFU By Leaving Premier Pro To Render
jmelon11: Unplug your hard drive and connect it to another pc. You may be able to retrieve some files not the rendered ones though.
AidenIscoolm8: I have done that, i plugged it into my server, not much luck though the project seems to be corrupt.
totallynotaholog... | 7 | 1 | |
1415008636 | 1415084029 | t3_2l59ul | t5_2to41 | 24 | optomisticbum: TIFU by having a Jäger Bomb
So this happened a while ago but I thought it was a decent story to share.
It was a mate of mine's 20th birthday and by far his biggest party to date, we all got really hammered. I bump into this girl who works with my sister. Mutual acquaintances, but I could sense there was... | 3 | 8 | |
1415015019 | 1415111590 | t3_2l5f9i | t5_2to41 | 512 | Mirean: TIFU by crashing the school server
This happened when I was in my first year of high school. We didn't have Windows desktops in our PC labs just like 95% of other schools, we had linux terminals (to be exact, redhat). Our admins were pretty incompetent though, when something bad happened, they called some priva... | 10 | 51.2 | |
1415019683 | 1415052499 | t3_2l5jtn | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting drunk one day before my anniversary
Last Saturday was supposed to be a romantic anniversary between me and my wife. I was planning it for weeks, hoping to show her how much I love her and just how much she means to me. Frankly we've been having a rough time lately and we've been seeing counse... | 4 | 4 | |
1415019860 | 1415038915 | t3_2l5k0u | t5_2to41 | 125 | bananapanda24: TIFU by falling asleep pre-coitus with a cute but spiteful lady
RibeyeMediumRare: Rubbing alcohol maybe...
n813: Fingernail polish remover as well
Double-denim: Acid
TehTaZo: LSD
EnterTheTragedy: Aids
The_Lurking_Archer: Ebola
monkey_dg1: Razor blade
Taco_Strong: Cheese grater.
TehTaZo: moms spaghetti
| 10 | 12.5 | |
1415020044 | 1415045157 | t3_2l5k89 | t5_2to41 | 147 | Edrondol: TIFU by reusing a container.
I generally cook my lunches for the week on the weekend and put them in plastic bowls or Tupperware and put them in the fridge until I need them. This morning I woke up a bit late and rushed around, grabbing my lunch, an umbrella (it was sprinkling when I took the garbage down to ... | 11 | 13.363636 | |
1415020823 | 1415025848 | t3_2l5kyx | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by making Ramen noodles...
So, I got home today with a craving for ramen noodles, and I wanted it sorta spicy. So I went to the pantry to get some hot sauce, smoky hot Sriracha (I don't like metallic spicy so I like this) and I shook it up, and I got some on my hands. No big deal, right? Then I had to g... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1415024618 | 1415025929 | t3_2l5pgh | t5_2to41 | 4 | Lenok25: TIFU by making popcorn
Well, not today but last Saturday (Oct. 25th). I invited a friend of mine to my house to whatch the new Doctor Who episode and I wanted to prepare some popcorn, so I put the bag inside the microwave and set the timer to 5 minutes, because I stop it relying on the popping noises AND the s... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1415025651 | 1415126217 | t3_2l5qxe | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my friend take a picture of me.
I am just like any normal guy. I exercise every other day, I play video games, drink beer, and fuck my girlfriend.
My free time is composed of hanging with my bros talking about girls, typical gay jokes, more beer, partying and whatever you expect from a group ... | 8 | 1.75 | |
1415024298 | 1416761576 | t3_2l5p1v | t5_2to41 | 5,495 | TheFrustratedPastor: TIFU by waking up a significant portion of a small Midwestern town.
I am the pastor of a mainline church in a small town (around 3,000 people) in the American Midwest. In America, yesterday was Daylight Savings Time, when we move the clock back by one hour.
Our church has one of those carillon be... | 11 | 499.545455 | |
1415026706 | 1415028318 | t3_2l5sm1 | t5_2to41 | 6 | blazeitian: TIFU by licking a window.
So we were going on a field trip to go see a play. We're traveling and traveling and everything is pretty boring since they told us not to bring our phones ( but I did anyway livin teh tuhg life ) And as we're all bored as fuck, we see some other buses. They were PACKED with fourth... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1415027622 | 1415054998 | t3_2l5u6c | t5_2to41 | 184 | SBDutchie: TIFU by mixing up identical twins
I am a bit socially akward. And when you have a crush on a girl who has an identical twin, it can become one big ol’ fuck up.
So I started to get a huge crush on this girl, and I mean like HUGE. For this time only and to cover up her identity, let’s just call this girl ‘Lar... | 7 | 26.285714 | |
1415029238 | 1415061863 | t3_2l5x2g | t5_2to41 | 227 | Thebearman319: TIFU by not letting a teacher into school.
TIFU by not letting a teacher into the building.... So today in school, I was walking to my next class, and somebody was knocking on the side entrance door. I'm new here so I have never seen this women. Seeing as she's a stranger to me, and I believe it's agains... | 5 | 45.4 | |
1415030656 | 1415191253 | t3_2l5zif | t5_2to41 | 4 | rcwpro: TIFU by fingering my girlfriend after school
smelly-baby-farts: Sorry, don't believe it's true. Also, I don't see what was "fucked up".
rcwpro: Well it really was, and we skipped class together the next week and got caught. And how is accidentally fingering my girlfriend as she starts her period NOT fucked up?... | 7 | 0.571429 | |
1415030578 | 1415090430 | t3_2l5zd3 | t5_2to41 | 7 | TIFU18: TIFU By being too afraid/nervous to loose my virginity to a 9/10 girl.
Kraligor: Shouldn't be all lost. Write her about your feelings and ask her to take the lead. If she isn't totally submissive, your chances are good. Just be honest.
TIFU18: Well, this was at a party and I think I had a one time chance. We a... | 8 | 0.875 | |
1415031893 | 1415033620 | t3_2l61ue | t5_2to41 | 16 | JackTurkeyDinosaur: TIFU by being exhausted, drunk, high and insulting a coin in public
While I was traveling Europe, I was working as a shot guy with my friend for a bar in Lagos, Portugal. When 3am would roll around and the bar was full enough to be able to sneak away without our bosses knowing, we would go smoke a m... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1415032954 | 1415068188 | t3_2l63u0 | t5_2to41 | 15 | HowBouThemApples: TIFU by saying thanks to a Swedish guy
This is a bit of a long one, but trust me its worth a read:
I go to an international school in Germany, and so for school sports we travel to other international schools around Europe. Today we happened to be in The Hague.
As we’re playing (soccer) I overhear ... | 3 | 5 | |
1415034643 | 1415041845 | t3_2l677h | t5_2to41 | 4 | Emanfman: TIFU by forgetting to change my clock
Well, good old Canada, where we decide to change the clocks so that it's brighter out when we go moose hunting.
I have a very long commute to school. It's a door-to-door shuttle chartered by a few people in my community in Hamilton, to transport their kids to private hig... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1415034478 | 1415036114 | t3_2l66uv | t5_2to41 | 8 | Spoider: TIFU by telling a girl her dead borther was a failed pancake
I was talking to a girl, when suddently we started talking about pancakes. You know how they say that the first pancake you make is always a failed one? Well, i told her that if i ever make pancakes, she can have the first one because it will fail an... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1415035812 | 1415039742 | t3_2l69ez | t5_2to41 | 13 | throwthisawaynowza: TIFU with spicy fingers during sex
LAN_from_Nantucket: While cooking, a dapper young gent
Tried pepper as experiment.
He found it too hot,
Then he diddled a twat,
A choice that he would soon lament.
throwthisawaynowza: Precisely. Haha. Except I'm a dapper young femme. :)
LAN_from_Nantucket: W... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1415037105 | 1415039858 | t3_2l6bu8 | t5_2to41 | 7 | ClarmonkGaming: TIFU bu cooking instant noodles and almost burning down my house!
I woke up it was a nice Monday morning(I get Mondays off work) and I said to myself I am going to have a lazy day and make myself some instant noodles, so I get the pack of noodles put them in a plastic cooking bowl. I put them in the mic... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1415037343 | 1415059912 | t3_2l6cc1 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by dividing by the wrong number.
So we had a physics test that was basically 1 question with different sections, the question itself was pretty easy, getting a 100/100 was a guarantee, WAS. I reached a point where I had to find the acceleration of an object, I'm known to hurry up on tests, etc and I wan... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1415038703 | 1415063056 | t3_2l6f2o | t5_2to41 | 504 | Fsmith80: TIFU by doing the People Elbow
So I'm really writing this to be more therapeutic than anything. And I'm writting it during a very awkward and silent car ride.
So I'm pretty sure I've just lost my job. "How?" you say? Well please, allow me to elaborate you fuck monkey.
Today has been one of the worst days... | 7 | 72 | |
1415036787 | 1415144871 | t3_2l6b8c | t5_2to41 | 32 | ThatUnicorn: TIFU by explaining castration to a special needs nurse.
This happened yesterday and let me set up the scene. I work at a farm in rural Illinois and often times we get a lot of visitors from the city who have no real experience with farm animals. We even have a few exotic animals too.
During the season we... | 14 | 2.285714 | |
1415039857 | 1415063447 | t3_2l6hg6 | t5_2to41 | 59 | [deleted]: TIFU by honestly answering my Fiance's question about her mom.
On Saturday I fucked up: My Fiance (of 7 years) asked me what I honestly thought of her mom. I fucked up by answering honestly (like she wanted me to do, amateur mistake i know). Firstly I said " I don't like her. She belittles me and treats me l... | 5 | 11.8 | |
1415040892 | 1415101088 | t3_2l6jib | t5_2to41 | 28 | Tetleysteabags: TIFU By trying to discreetly take a picture of someone in the bus.
Bonus points for it happening about half an hour ago?
So I'm on my way home from work, on a bus, aimlessly going through facebook, occasionally looking at my emails.
I'm tired, it's Monday, and it's been a long day.
So in the UK we ha... | 8 | 3.5 | |
1415036592 | 1415048404 | t3_2l6aud | t5_2to41 | 18 | Aeriayna: TIFU by going to collect a parcel
So I got back from uni at about 4 to find a delivery note saying that no body was there to collect my parcel so to get it I had to go to the delivery office.
I headed out and got on a bus to the place, It was a 15 min bus journey but I got off right outside the parcel office... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1415042424 | 1415048063 | t3_2l6moe | t5_2to41 | 10 | kpgarvin01: TIFU and got scammed.
friend_of_bob_dole: Wait, what's going on here? what's the scam? (genuinely curious)
negro_Khann_abyss: The scam is a variant of the classic Yahoo-Yahoo aka Nigerian Prince Scam. Basically a wire-fraud scam. Basically you convince someone to cash a check you sent them for whatever r... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1415042261 | 1415070666 | t3_2l6mbp | t5_2to41 | 89 | FlamingMatt: TIFU By "Hacking" at school
So, this actually happened on Friday, but nobody cares about that shit.
I was in my computer class doing some picoCTF 2014 (link here: https://picoctf.com) and this douchbag of a kid that sits next to me, lets call him "Fred", tells the teacher that "Matthew is hacking on his c... | 6 | 14.833333 | |
1415043707 | 1415223941 | t3_2l6pc9 | t5_2to41 | 61 | Donstealfromcops: TIFU by stealing fireworks from kids.
Let me start by saying this was on Halloween, my city for some reason has a huge thing with fire works on Halloween.
So Halloween night comes along and I get a phone call from my friend who we are going to call Mike. I haven't seen Mike in a while and we usuall... | 6 | 10.166667 | |
1415044190 | 1415069953 | t3_2l6qcg | t5_2to41 | 6 | PickItUpWithYourToes: TIFU by asking a Vietnam Veteran if he hunts.
On a farm visit for work, the old man and I started talking about the deer in his field. It’s mating season and almost gun seasons. Well his voice changed to a sad, scared mumble. “I used to love it when I was younger, but I can’t stand to hear gun s... | 3 | 2 | |
1415043995 | 1415197250 | t3_2l6px8 | t5_2to41 | 11 | ItsDemented: TIFU by lying to my teacher
So we had to do this review for a test on polynomials, I did it and he handed it back to us on Friday. I got 15/39 so today when he asked me what I got (we were supposed to hand if back but I put in my binder and was now waiting for the bell to ring) so I pretended to check and ... | 9 | 1.222222 | |
1415042924 | 1415158392 | t3_2l6nqj | t5_2to41 | 19 | ClassicalAnt6: TIFU by ordering the digital version of Advanced Warfare for my Xbox One
So i messed up really bad today. TD:LR at bottom.
I am currently in university so i really don't have time to keep up with gaming news. I just browse reddit at night to see what's happening around the world. So me being a COD fanbo... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1415046267 | 1415143814 | t3_2l6uhp | t5_2to41 | 166 | Tmf278: TIFU by taking a sleeping pill before work.
My first TIFU, but not my first FU.
I want to say this was 2 weeks ago but I got a notification that it was my first cake day so I decided I should hurry up and share it today with all of y'all since it's a special occasion and a pretty epic fuck up.
I've always be... | 8 | 20.75 | |
1415045472 | 1415048198 | t3_2l6sw7 | t5_2to41 | 10 | tworats: TIFU by being the douchebag in the Mercedes
I drive a bottom-of-the-line piece of crap 2002 Honda with 210k miles on it. It's been a great car to me for the last many years as I've lived fairly hand to mouth, pouring everything I had into a business I started.
About a year ago I sold that business and ended u... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1415046033 | 1415048890 | t3_2l6tzy | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by walking in on my friend having sex
Golden_Jim: This could be an erotic Veggie Tales movie
fir1st: Veggie Dix
| 3 | 2.333333 | |
1415051095 | 1415052103 | t3_2l749f | t5_2to41 | 5 | TheClamBurglar247: See a lot of tifu on here. Today was mine apparently.
call-me-ishmail: If they fire you for making that mistake once, then you don't deserve to work there. That's a horrible place if they do that. I worked fast food and I was short $5 to $10 two times in my year working the register, and only ever g... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1415050918 | 1415078185 | t3_2l73wo | t5_2to41 | 115 | [deleted]: TIFU by not realizing my Organic Chemistry midterm was double sided.
I don't know why I did this. I studied 96 hours, only stopping to eat and sleep and I fucking missed half the test.
It wasn't even that hard for an organic chemistry midterm. I was the first to walk out of the lecture hall and I thought i... | 3 | 38.333333 | |
1415047957 | 1415054246 | t3_2l6xt1 | t5_2to41 | 26 | James_Keenan: TIFU by forgetting how plastic swipe cards work.
So, I was literally bribed by a company to give a good Amazon rating for some hard drives I just bought for my company.
I was totally cool with that. I give a 5 star rating to some people who basically did good enough anyway, and I get a $5 card to starbuc... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1415068819 | 1415116185 | t3_2l78ig | t5_2to41 | 11 | Meowing_Cows: ###YE ARE NOT WORTHY
YDOULIE: http://i.imgur.com/BKX6LCD.gif
Meowing_Cows: Was definitely expecting a cow-related gif....wait, do those exist?
13steinj: [I think so cause I just found you IRL. Here is a photo] (http://www.koemania.nl/images/koeienplaatjes/home-cow.gif)
Meowing_Cows: You caught me!
That w... | 10 | 1.1 | |
1415039555 | 1415068390 | t3_2l6gsj | t5_2to41 | 12 | weevilkris: TIFU by mistaking a bottle of pee for lemonade
Last July, my Dad and I went camping. He is getting older, so it's hard for him to walk away from the campsite or to even stand up. So he (apparently) used an old bottle of a famous brand of lemonade to pee in instead of making the trek into the woods. The n... | 6 | 2 | |
1415049491 | 1415079661 | t3_2l70yg | t5_2to41 | 48 | jedantajm: TIFU by receiving news from the police station today that my vehicle has been sitting in the same parking lot I left it in, after reporting it as stolen after a night out on Halloween.
The background story is as follows: I left a nightclub Friday night after a Halloween bash, forgot what lot I parked my car ... | 4 | 12 | |
1415055744 | 1415111484 | t3_2l7day | t5_2to41 | 4,208 | grastard: TIFU by pepper spraying an infant in the face
I'll preface this by saying that my love for hot sauce borders masochism. I often carry a bottle of Dave's Insanity Sauce or the like wherever I go.
Redditting on my phone and about to add said sauce to my salad, I didn't bother to look up before habitually givin... | 18 | 233.777778 | |
1415056546 | 1415180778 | t3_2l7evq | t5_2to41 | 8 | priceface: TIFU by snorting a bunch of amphetamines and planning to finish an essay that I haven't started, but fucked around on reddit instead
not a single word written.
how do you overcome the overwhelming desire to procrastinate everything?
kittens_in_mittens_: Snorting amphetamines is probably a bigger problem tha... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1415055184 | 1415063299 | t3_2l7c8v | t5_2to41 | 20 | slyrythevillain: TIFU by drinking a copious amount of alcohol and not hiding my keys
TIFU: So on Saturday I decided it was a good idea to blow off some steam. Work and school beat my ass down the previous week and to maintain some semblance of sanity, I drove to meet some friends at a bar some thirty minutes from my ap... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1415057614 | 1415137708 | t3_2l7gzo | t5_2to41 | 9 | MrNewt_: TIFU by trying to insult somebody with science.
So basically for the last several weeks my science class has been memorizing the periodic table. (Normal stuff ya know Gold = Au and all that good stuff)
Anyway in PE today a kid (Let's call him Caleb) starts to talk shit to one of my friends (Let's call him Se... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1415060022 | 1415080712 | t3_2l7li7 | t5_2to41 | 13 | marian_ruffa: TIFU by making 'your mom' joke
I worked with these two guys yesterday and we were making fun of each other while doing some paperwork. I asked one of the guys "what's good?" And he replied "me, that's what your mama said last night". So we all laughed it off right. Then after 5 -10 minutes, he said he mad... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1415060250 | 1415061451 | t3_2l7lxc | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by using pineapple powder instead of banana powder.
I was making a banana milkshake and decided to use banana smoothie mix. It turned out to be pineapple mix. That's it. I didn't make the right flavor.
call-me-ishmail: See, I was expecting something along the lines of using a lot of banana powder becaus... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1415061939 | 1415213085 | t3_2l7p39 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Veritoss43: TIFU trying to do two, simple, easy errands, and in the process, realize I may in fact be certifiably bat-shit
My evening has been like a scene from a bad comedy.
I get off work. TO DO list includes:
* Go to Walmart to get money order for rent.
* Return defective carving knife to walmart
* Run rent checks/... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1415061197 | 1415070559 | t3_2l7nqg | t5_2to41 | 29 | PotterPal97: TIFU By trying to talk to my friend's girlfriend for the first time.
Sorry if this is so long, it's my first TIFU and I feel that detail is important. Anyway, this happened last night to 3 other friends and I.
Some background info- So my friend (we'll call him Carl) met this girl on a app called QuizUp, ... | 18 | 1.611111 | |
1415062920 | 1415068208 | t3_2l7qvb | t5_2to41 | 12 | Nedera: Tifu by smoking weed before a promotion
Got high today and then found out I got a promotion. Oh so lucky for me we have to do a drug test in order for our promotion to be finalized. I smoke weed once or twice a year at most and of course today was the day I smoke. Goodbye job.
OpheliaCrawford: If you're a small... | 4 | 3 | |
1415061421 | 1415152435 | t3_2l7o4w | t5_2to41 | 10 | GoingtohellSeeYa: TIFU by letting a dark joke slip out
I read on a social network that someone I knew had her uncle shot a long time ago. The person in question is Vietnamese. I replied saying I found a pic of her uncle before he got shot. I posted a pic of a North Vietnamese soldier charging in battle.
Shortly aft... | 5 | 2 | |
1415064357 | 1415068798 | t3_2l7thb | t5_2to41 | 17 | onefeetmustache: TIFU by trying to help a lady with her flat tire.
This just happened 30 mins ago. Me and my two friends were walking to the parking deck to go home when we saw a lady drive her prius with a flat tire and she looks lost. So I tell my friends that we should help her.
We run to catch up to her and we of... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1415064539 | 1415073838 | t3_2l7tt7 | t5_2to41 | 11 | DirtyBrownTaco: TIFU by leaving my laptop at home.
I usually bring my laptop with me to class every morning. Today, I realized I had to finish a paper (I can be bit of a slacker) and I don't have a printer at home. I figured I'd use the library when I got to my school. I emailed myself everything I needed and headed ou... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1415064230 | 1415067300 | t3_2l7t8z | t5_2to41 | 16 | les_b_honest: TIFU by almost breaking my wife's nose
6151richmondst: >At some point we get into the doggy position (keep in mind that we are fully clothed and it is not meant to be sexual it is just something that we do)
I ... huh.
THEUNDERWHALE: > all of a sudden i slip forward and she falls with me...
and s... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1415065179 | 1415136223 | t3_2l7v0b | t5_2to41 | 49 | scottyKG: TIFU by convincing my sister to run across a frozen pond.
It's starting to get cold, so I have just remembered a story that happened *several* winters ago. I was about 16 at the time, and my sister was about 13.
Now, I used to live in the Midwest, and for those of you who don't know, we have extremely cold ... | 8 | 6.125 | |
1415060793 | 1415075719 | t3_2l7myw | t5_2to41 | 5 | HavocNades: TIFU by missing the school bus home.
Today, I fucked up.
Being bright, I decided today, that I would hand in all my club fees, and my registration forms after school.
Everything works out pretty well. I hand in my club fees to the bookkeeper, and then my sports registration forms for winter swimming. I then... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1415055772 | 1415140964 | t3_2l7dd7 | t5_2to41 | 36 | Prophet_For_Profit: TIFU by losing a tick in my apartment
This happened about three weeks ago, but I am now paying for the mistake..
After a weekend of clearing branches for my grandparents, I come home to my apartment. Completely forgetting that ticks are something to worry about, I sit on my bed. While untying kick... | 7 | 5.142857 | |
1415066561 | 1415545836 | t3_2l7xfn | t5_2to41 | 360 | [deleted]: TIFU by picking my 11 year old cousin up from school.
I've picked my cousin up from her current school several times. They have me on a list in the school of people they can release her to. My car hasn't ran all summer so it is sitting in my driveway with a dead battery. I was asked to pick up my 11 year old... | 15 | 24 | |
1415068918 | 1415075399 | t3_2l81qx | t5_2to41 | 7 | xthorgoldx: TIFU by swimming the mile in a breaststroke
So, swim testing. Part of the PE syllabus where I come from - basic swimming, water survival, whole nine yards. We learn to swim efficiently, quickly, and for extended periods of time - the course test consists of doing a 250m sprint, a 30 minute tread, and a mile... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1415068437 | 1415073770 | t3_2l80uk | t5_2to41 | 30 | deardiary29: TIFU by showing the contents of my private diary to my college English class.
(Warning: this story has a lot of exposition in the beginning. Skip down to paragraph #3 for the TIFU moment if you don't want to read it all.)
I have a personal diary on my computer that I've continuously updated for the past ... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1415062441 | 1415073418 | t3_2l7pyn | t5_2to41 | 10 | tiresiwuaaa: TIFU by paying rent
This one takes a bit of explanation to convey the urgency. So rent was due on the first, but my roommate gave me his share in cash so I had to deposit it into my account before making the payment. Unfortunately, the first was a Saturday and the bank doesn't operate on the weekends. As s... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1415069708 | 1415153854 | t3_2l8350 | t5_2to41 | 75 | throwaway09966: TIFU by trying to give myself a Brazilian wax. (Possibly NSFW)
Being a uni student, I don't exactly have a lot of money to throw around. I have had brazilian waxes done professionally before but this time I decided to give it a go myself. How hard could it be, right?
I bought the wax and I was about t... | 4 | 18.75 | |
1415069746 | 1415073763 | t3_2l837o | t5_2to41 | 21 | StephenHarpersHair: TIFU by missing a deadline and ruining my lifelong dream.
I am taking a required class called Intro to Speech Communication, a basic public speaking class that everyone at my university has to take. The class is huge, but there are probably 60 TAs that actually do all the teaching. I have no idea wh... | 3 | 7 | |
1415069635 | 1415358467 | t3_2l830u | t5_2to41 | 11 | DrWeeGee: TIFU by playing WiiU
So my best friend's birthday was today. He was staying over my wife and I's house with his girlfriend. We decided to end the night play the WiiU game WiiU party. The first couple games are fun, but the trouble started in the fashion show minigame. Basically the premise is you roll dice, m... | 9 | 1.222222 | |
1415068556 | 1415130143 | t3_2l8127 | t5_2to41 | 31 | Bert_no_ernie: TIFU by texting while pissing
Preface: I'm a dude, I pee standing up.
So today at work I loaded up up on Dr. Peppers like Forrest Gump at the White House. As always, I come home and chill on the couch. I'm watching some Community when I simultaneously get a text and feel the urge to pee. I get up and h... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1415071927 | 1415117751 | t3_2l86xq | t5_2to41 | 14 | Deathwagon: TIFU by riding a motorized bike in a bicycle race.
So I saw a "best of" link to a story about a runner who accidentally ran through part of a 50K ultra marathon, and it reminded me of something I did a couple years back that may be worth writing out.
A little backstory: This was in 2010, and I had just ... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1415072449 | 1415101622 | t3_2l87um | t5_2to41 | 6 | TheStinkySkunk: TIFU by joking with a sensitive coworker
So Saturday, I was told by my managers to take Julia with me while I go pick up Popeyes for the entire dealership. Now Julia and my roommate are friends, so we've hung out outside of work. She's been to a few of our parties and gone bowling at our apartment. She'... | 3 | 2 | |
1415071758 | 1415101152 | t3_2l86nw | t5_2to41 | 48 | yumadatmyswag420: TIFU by snapchatting a dyslexic girl
Yesterday, I was snapchatting a girl that I was trying to hook up with. I emphasize WAS because after this cringe, I cannot bear to snapchat/talk to her again. The girl sent me a video of her watching a YouTube video from the Child Development Network learning nu... | 7 | 6.857143 | |
1415073125 | 1415086732 | t3_2l88y9 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU making a joke about being raped on the first date
I met this girl on Tinder and after chatting for a few days we exchanged phone numbers and started texting daily. Late one night she asks me if I would to meet up with her and that she wouldn't be able to hangout for long but that she finally wanted to m... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1415073074 | 1415129196 | t3_2l88v5 | t5_2to41 | 17 | effnwow: TIFU and had a car land on top of me...
Soo, I must roll the clock back two days. Halloween night I went out and partied, dressed as the messiah. The next morning I woke up and had a text on my phone. Where are you, my car won't start...
I was very hung over. I had absolutely no want to reply to this text. I... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1415075088 | 1415137480 | t3_2l8c44 | t5_2to41 | 916 | Mimtos: TIFU By trying to talk to a cute girl during P.E
So during school I had a schedule change and got 1st period P.E. I had sat down and noticed this cute girl behind me and started talking to her.I was really enjoying our conversation until out of nowhere she had asked me,"Do you want to watch some gay porn?" I jo... | 10 | 91.6 | |
1415076850 | 1415162262 | t3_2l8eus | t5_2to41 | 68 | cygnusx5: TIFU by getting into an argument with my 13 year-old daughter.
I was watching a movie with my daughter at night in our basement theater (final fantasy advent children, it's ok I guess, seems like you had to have played the game). I stopped it because it was getting late, and we headed upstairs. I noticed a 12... | 5 | 13.6 | |
1415077587 | 1415189451 | t3_2l8g0y | t5_2to41 | 90 | chateaustar: TIFU by forgetting to feed my son
So I was putting my eight year old son to bed tonight when I noticed the empty pack from the chips ahoy cookies I had bought this evening on his bed. I asked him, in a pretty stern voice, why he ate the whole pack of cookies. His reply? "I was hungry." In an instant my min... | 5 | 18 | |
1415077561 | 1415278204 | t3_2l8fzm | t5_2to41 | 2,011 | demhandz81: TIFU Just now. /fit/ has ruined me.
So I just got done with a pretty intense chest/tri day at the gym and I was feeling the pump. I get home and cook a delicious dinner (chicken, rice, eggs). Well I start eating it and it taste way better then I expected and I'm feeling the protein get absorbed into my musc... | 11 | 182.818182 | |
1415076241 | 1415117074 | t3_2l8dxf | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by doing edibles
Be me
Decide to go chill with some friends on a lazy saturday, and my friend tells me he has some edibles in chocolate form. It was originally split into pieces of 25mg, but it had melted a bit in the sun and lost its shape. Me and my two friends split it up into pieces that look r... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1415077546 | 1415217221 | t3_2l8fyo | t5_2to41 | 7 | QuiteSaucyDonny: TIFU by going to church
This was actually on Sunday of course but I didn't have internet at the moment.
So Saturday night, my step-dad with whom I don't have the best relationship asks me to come to church with the family and to invite my SO (let's call her Sohpie), I reluctantly agree. I managed to ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1415058389 | 1415171851 | t3_2l7if3 | t5_2to41 | 3 | i_can_so_reddit: TIFU by humming.
This FU was actually way back in Primary School, but I thought I'd post it anyway.
I was sitting on a stool, humming to myself (although, as I'm an Aspie, I didn't notice) when my friend tells me to shut up. I wasn't sure what I was doing, so I continue on my merry old way, eating a h... | 3 | 1 | |
1415076290 | 1415141434 | t3_2l8e0e | t5_2to41 | 5 | regularman2: TIFU by uploading pictures
This FU happened less than half an hour ago and I'm in bed super stressed out. Soooo...THE FU. Last night, my girlfriend and I decided to have some fun time on snapchat. She sent some 40 ish photos of her "enjoying herself" and I took screenshots. She doesn't mind me taking scree... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1415083697 | 1415142220 | t3_2l8o7u | t5_2to41 | 63 | pchalla90: TIFU by going to work an hour early out of my own laziness.
Really simple fuck up today:
My alarm went off like normal this morning. I got out of bed, got ready, and started driving to work. Everything seemed normal, except that the roads had much lighter traffic than usual.
I got to work and got out of my... | 4 | 15.75 | |
1415084597 | 1415090161 | t3_2l8p7g | t5_2to41 | 25 | jimbojangles1987: TIFU by passing out at a party and trying to hitchhike back to campus the next morning
So this actually happened several years ago, but I was telling a friend the story today and she suggested I post it here, even though I don't really think it's TIFU material. I'll let you guys be the judge of that. ... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1415082830 | 1415088066 | t3_2l8n56 | t5_2to41 | 22 | SnapChatDisaster69: TIFU by posting a nude on my snapchat story
babyshampoo: It usually shows what friends viewed it if you click on it.
DylanFucksTurkeys: he probably deleted it before he even thought of checking lol
| 3 | 7.333333 | |
1415087057 | 1415090585 | t3_2l8rog | t5_2to41 | 71 | TPPFanboy: TIFU by masturbating at school
DylanFucksTurkeys: 1. Use one earphone when doing it next time, for exact reason you posted
2. Why the fuck would your gf break up with you over that? wtf
mikejonesz: Because it's high school and he's now known as the kid who jerked it at school and she wants to distance hers... | 4 | 17.75 | |
1415087299 | 1415129128 | t3_2l8rx4 | t5_2to41 | 6 | hippiepunkrocker: Tifu by not wearing shoes
This actually happened on Saturday night.
As it had been Halloween on Friday our local club was hosting a second Halloween party, myself and my girlfriends decided to attend and have a girls night out as the lads were away at a gig.
Now I am normally the Dr marten boot w... | 3 | 2 | |
1415069702 | 1415115700 | t3_2l834k | t5_2to41 | 17 | MisdirectedInsults: TIFU by attempting to defend someone.
This happened back in high school. I was part of a group where I wasn't really super close with everyone, but was accepted because of the fact that I was friends with one of the girls in the group, let's call her Nicole.
One day we're all hanging out and I made... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1415090903 | 1415094416 | t3_2l8v7v | t5_2to41 | 28 | [deleted]: TIFU, my mom caught me masturbating to an omegle girl with a fox mask.
shadow54015: I bet this was extremely frunny from her point of view :D
J_SMoke: That's what I thought about the mom! :D
| 3 | 9.333333 | |
1415094033 | 1415103667 | t3_2l8y1n | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU my own sister's funeral
smilingfemalemachine: I was 15 when my dad died in an accident. My sister was 9. When the funeral director was saying all the typical nice things about my dad that you normally hear, he went around the (fucking **crowded**) room and asked people how they would describe my dad in... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1415095864 | 1415132462 | t3_2l8zrq | t5_2to41 | 13 | Parody-for-tragedy: TIFU by cooking and eating the food in the refrigerator.
So I woke up quite late. 12pm, because I spent my whole night waiting for someone who came around 4am in the morning.
It's weekdays so when I woke up I found no one in the house. My stomach grumbled so the first thing I decided to get is some... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1415094622 | 1415171863 | t3_2l8ylb | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: Tifu by farting in the library
Everyone looked. My crush stared at me and started laughing to herself. My Asshole friends started laughing uncontrollably. Today was my first day meeting her.
pureweevil: Making your crush laugh can be the start of a beautiful relationship. Showing vulnerability (even if it's ... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1415091579 | 1415196116 | t3_2l8vu8 | t5_2to41 | 15 | SuperHighTiger: TIFU By drunkenly racing across a roof to impress a hot girl
So this was a few years ago now and I had started working in an "outdoors“ store. Basically everyone who worked there was super into their outdoors including climbing, walking etc whilst I was there because it was a job. A new girl started who... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1415098159 | 1415178550 | t3_2l91t4 | t5_2to41 | 557 | lgbeachboy: TIFU By going to a Co-ed Basketball Training
So I fucked up pretty bad a while back by letting my friends from my old school convince me into coming to one of their basketball trainings but never really told anyone until now. They said that they were short on players and that unless i went along the trainin... | 5 | 111.4 | |
1415100761 | 1415237337 | t3_2l944h | t5_2to41 | 11 | leo813: TIFU By accidentally shit talking my dad "behind his back"
TIFU pretty bad. Ok, this happened the summer of '07, a while ago, when I was in middle school going into high-school. So a little back story first. My mom was a manager at a big pool. Seeing that she had no babysitter and/or her kids were bored at home... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1415100850 | 1415140995 | t3_2l9484 | t5_2to41 | 8 | MajorTIFU: TIFU by taking my girlfriend to work
Throwaway for obvious reasons ...
My girlfriend and I work at the same place in a nearby major city. We also live a few miles from one another in the same suburb. This means that we often drive together to and from work. It's not only cheaper, but it also gives us more t... | 4 | 2 | |
1415099941 | 1415120148 | t3_2l93c8 | t5_2to41 | 24 | fuckingbossthroway: TIFU by having my bosses private number
So, i work in a construction company and the engineer that put me here as an intern is my immediate boss, let's call him mark. It's a relatively small company and the owner works in the office next to mine. Mark comes to the office like, every wednesday.
So y... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1415074955 | 1415147991 | t3_2l8bw1 | t5_2to41 | 22 | Darksidefan5: TIFU by locking my coworker in after closing the store
So I'm a new manager, I mean I have like a week of managerial experience, and I was closing tonight. The night itself went well and we were even able to leave early. So everyone clocks out and heads up front; I set the alarm and we all leave. We all s... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1415093161 | 1415176657 | t3_2l8x9s | t5_2to41 | 8 | ManicSoen: TIFU by dropping the Christmas tree
So I'm writing this on lunch. I'm pulling the overnight shift at work setting up the Christmas section of the store and one of my teammates asks me if I can help them put up the top part of the Christmas tree. I'm tall, she's not so I say why not. So they go to lunch and t... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1415105404 | 1415107085 | t3_2l98us | t5_2to41 | 33 | saltyseadogoflove: TIFU by using an improvised vagina like I’m the Bear Grylls of cock sleeves.
DalekSpartan: So I normally wouldn't ask for a TL;DR... But... Please?
saltyseadogoflove: Yeah whoops.
DalekSpartan: Thanks <3
| 4 | 8.25 | |
1415105249 | 1415133505 | t3_2l98nn | t5_2to41 | 4 | forgotmyfuckingname: TIFU making a subreddit
Rek3030: So you misspelled the URL wrong when looking for your subreddit, or you misspelled the actual subreddit name when you created it?
forgotmyfuckingname: I misspelled it, so instead of wtf, it's now /r/wftmovieplots
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1415103516 | 1415177257 | t3_2l96to | t5_2to41 | 749 | cozidk: TIFU by making a joke about racist cops
So this wasn't today, it was on Halloween, and my friend James fucked up, but I think it might have been because of me...
The day before Halloween James asked me for costume ideas for a Halloween party, that were easy and cheap. We landed on the idea he should just go a... | 11 | 68.090909 | |
1415105382 | 1415106776 | t3_2l98ts | t5_2to41 | 25 | yomandenver: TIFU by reading Reddit on my phone
This morning already started off crappy, but one redeeming factor was my Dunkin' Donuts Apple Pie coffee.
Sitting in my chair enjoying some coffee, watching some Curious George (I've got kids, ok),and reading some Reddit on my phone when BAM a full cup of hot coffee ... | 4 | 6.25 |
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