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1415106842 | 1415123269 | t3_2l9ak6 | t5_2to41 | 72 | MadNhater: TIFU by throwing a gum wrapper in my bosses face.
So I usually come in to work pretty early so I get some peace and quiet while I catch up on my morning work.
I always chew gum when I get in and use the wrapper as a basketball and throw it at the trashcan across the hall.
Usually no one is here, but toda... | 6 | 12 | |
1415109167 | 1415134347 | t3_2l9dq8 | t5_2to41 | 25 | fluxarus: TIFU by trying to be helpful to my neighbour
Some time ago i read some motivational texts about being a good person, helping those near you, et cetera. Fast forward to today, i live in a flat in eastern Europe. I was walking home to my flat when I noticed my neighbour, an elderly woman, who lives at the topmo... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1415108706 | 1415223609 | t3_2l9d19 | t5_2to41 | 204 | GoldenTumors: TIFU by telling over 100 visiting basketball fans that they could not fuck us.
So this fuck up actually happened yesterday. (I wanted to share this which is why I made this account really) So I work for a basketball court/arena in Delaware for a semi-pro team called the Ducks. My job is to decorate the sc... | 5 | 40.8 | |
1415110138 | 1415136904 | t3_2l9f66 | t5_2to41 | 182 | canihavesome: TIFU by accidentally texting my brother in law
Soo, this happened yesterday night when we were on our way to dinner. I was with my brother in law, my two sisters and my mom. No one really gets along with him because he can be very rude and annoying. He had one of his usual monologues going in the car bitc... | 6 | 30.333333 | |
1415110207 | 1415225990 | t3_2l9f9k | t5_2to41 | 6,505 | [deleted]: TIFU by farting in an elevator.
I work in a hotel as a night auditor. For those that don't know that is basically the front desk person that works 11pm to 7am ish. Anyways, one of my jobs is to deliver receipts under all the doors of people checking out. I start on the bottom floor and I work myself up to th... | 13 | 500.384615 | |
1415110173 | 1415133070 | t3_2l9f7y | t5_2to41 | 148 | crashandburned: TIFU by telling my SO to crash her car and die
So this wasn't today, it was on Halloween, and I feel really fucking terrible.
My friends and SO all had a party, drinks were flowing and it was a really goodnight right until I blacked out. I remember almost everything except for the part of the night wh... | 6 | 24.666667 | |
1415112898 | 1415142957 | t3_2l9jik | t5_2to41 | 63 | [deleted]: TIFU at work by not checking my email's autocorrect!!!
So, lets go back to the beginning...
I recently graduated from University this summer, and just secured a new job working in a prestigious college (16-19 y/o) which started last week. My first day went great! I arrived early, made new work buddies, sett... | 4 | 15.75 | |
1415106330 | 1415145962 | t3_2l99xy | t5_2to41 | 37 | MrMarcgenesis: TIFU by letting my wife dress up as Professor X for Halloween
This TIFU happened on Halloween night but I didn't find the time to post it before today.
My wife and I are proud parents of three little boys: 8 years old, 4 years old and 18 months.
For the past three years, we try to dress up as a group f... | 3 | 12.333333 | |
1415114194 | 1415341005 | t3_2l9lur | t5_2to41 | 266 | NRageTheBeast: TIFU by smoking a cigarette on the toilet.
This actually just happened. I'm pretty hungover, as Monday night is my Friday, and after an especially difficult weekend at work, and some added stress in my own personal life, I bought myself a bottle of Bullit Rye on my way home, and proceeded to get very, ve... | 9 | 29.555556 | |
1415113779 | 1415125164 | t3_2l9l53 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking my nephew and his newlywed wife how their wedding night was...
I traveled to my nephews wedding across the country but because of flight delays I missed it. But I reached the hotel the next day. And conveniently was a couple rooms away from the couples room. So we were the first people that th... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1415115246 | 1415153295 | t3_2l9nt2 | t5_2to41 | 845 | Joeman12: TIFU when I crippled the company I work for... momentarily.
I work as a software developer / help desk support for a mid sized company. We have roughly 150 end users and a slew of terminal servers along with web hosting servers. We recently purchased a systems management appliance to automatically run the p... | 8 | 105.625 | |
1415118788 | 1415165899 | t3_2l9uhi | t5_2to41 | 188 | deathofcake: TiFU by selling my car so i could go across the country for a job, than not getting the job.
ughhhh. so my step dad works construction in tx, i live in alabama , anyway he called me up telling me he had me this job, said i just had to get to Texas, i told him i didn't have the money and he told me to sell ... | 7 | 26.857143 | |
1415119021 | 1415160251 | t3_2l9uy7 | t5_2to41 | 298 | puttputt: TIFU by eating the entire tub of greek yogurt only to realize the flavouring was on the bottom.
I bought a tub of banana flavoured greek yogurt from a brand I haven't had before. I realized that it didn't have much flavour and immediately wasn't a fan, but decided I would just finish it and buy the old brand ... | 10 | 29.8 | |
1415118983 | 1415143038 | t3_2l9uvz | t5_2to41 | 34 | olivvvver: TIFU buying a bamboo bong in Jamaica
TIFU, I was 15 on a mission trip to Jamaica with my Presbyterian church youth group. There was one day we visited the market and got to barter with all the people selling things. So, I am walking around and people are trying to sell you all kinds of things, this one guy ... | 5 | 6.8 | |
1415121079 | 1415208783 | t3_2l9yzr | t5_2to41 | 1,410 | SOONOTME: TIFU by having a dark sense of humor at work
I work in a hospital. So help me I try to keep my mouth shut, but today it opened and F'd me good. I don't work any where near a big city so the chance of an Ebola patient turning up here are slim. This hasn't stopped every one from freaking out. Coworkers have sai... | 9 | 156.666667 | |
1415120758 | 1415126060 | t3_2l9yc6 | t5_2to41 | 114 | Myembarrassingstory: TIFU by peeing all over myself at work
Yeah, you read that title correctly. It was lunch time and I had to use the bathroom. So I go in, lock the door, and sit to do my business. While I'm finishing up I felt the urge to pee as I usually do after number 2, but this time was different. My penis had ... | 5 | 22.8 | |
1415119381 | 1415145646 | t3_2l9vmj | t5_2to41 | 60 | Mr_GWilikers: TIFU by thinking someone was trying to break into our car
So this happened last night.
I was walking back from the library with my gf at around 11pm. We parked her car a couple of blocks away from campus on a dark street, kinda creepy but usually no big deal. Anyways, as we're getting closer to the car I... | 11 | 5.454545 | |
1415122799 | 1415219855 | t3_2la2fw | t5_2to41 | 845 | I_was_serious: TIFU by believing I had nubs for teeth.
As weird as this is, I have been fucking up for the past seven years by thinking I had little tiny nubs for teeth.
About ten years ago, I got dental insurance for the first time. I had tons of cavities and even had to get a tooth pulled when I didn't have insuran... | 11 | 76.818182 | |
1415123864 | 1415142045 | t3_2la4m8 | t5_2to41 | 92 | ANAL_CLOWN_SHOES: TIFU By not washing my hands thoroughly
Currently about an hour into my fuck up. Seriously debating taking my pants off.
Anywho: Around 10am today a co-worker saunters over with a Ghost Chili pepper. He knows I like hot things, so I graciously accept.
Come 11:30, I decide it's lunch time. I tear t... | 6 | 15.333333 | |
1415124665 | 1415135848 | t3_2la6c8 | t5_2to41 | 73 | [deleted]: TIFU By telling my husband he need to lose weight.
This happened last night, so still fresh.
My husband isn't fat, nor is he skinny. Neither am I. Marriage has added some fluffiness to both of us that we haven't gotten under control yet. However, since he has gained a few pounds, he snores louder and louder... | 6 | 12.166667 | |
1415122554 | 1415185005 | t3_2la1yi | t5_2to41 | 340 | Coffees4closers: TIFU by giving in to hunger
I have stalked reddit for a few years now, but this happened yesterday and I thought you fine folks might enjoy it.
I am bachelor living with a roommate but I spend most nights at my girlfriends place. Due to this I have been keeping very little food in the fridge. Actually... | 9 | 37.777778 | |
1415124040 | 1415169516 | t3_2la500 | t5_2to41 | 191 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidently letting my dad receive my iMessages.
So my whole family got new iPhones today, and we had to set up our iCloud and shit. When I was setting up my dad's I forgot to uncheck my phone number for iMessages. And then one of my lady friends sends me a nude...My dad received it... I got a 30 minu... | 7 | 27.285714 | |
1415126983 | 1415140409 | t3_2lab8u | t5_2to41 | 9 | mindpuzzle: TIFU by leaving my sweatshirt in a coffee shop.
I sat down and took my sweatshirt off because it was warmer inside than it was outside. Just as I started to get my notebook out, a better table opened up so I grabbed my bag and went and sat at the better table. It should be noted that it was pretty close to ... | 3 | 3 | |
1415128372 | 1415137746 | t3_2lae5e | t5_2to41 | 14 | t10w: TIFU by assuming my substitute teacher was pregnant
I'm a nice guy. I like to spark up conversations and get to know people, but today I chose the wrong way to do it. We had a sub in for our regular teacher (Who's a smoke show, but anyways) she had a bowling ball for a stomach and was wearing what looked to be so... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1415128859 | 1415157036 | t3_2laf3d | t5_2to41 | 33 | Lick_Hitta: TIFU by using sweet lemons whenever I needed something to be sour, fucking up everything I cook.
So ages ago I purchased a bunch of lemons, a huge amount thinking "I won't need to resupply for another month or so." So I've been cooking lots of things, making hummus, salmon, chicken, etc. Each time it's been... | 6 | 5.5 | |
1415131358 | 1415132872 | t3_2lak6v | t5_2to41 | 7 | princeoflorence: TIFU by Making Fun of a Little Person
Like all of these, this happened a few years ago. I was at an event at my university, and to get back to my apartment building there is a shortcut that many people take through a long, straight hallway in the business school. I lived with 3 other guys in an apartme... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1415136134 | 1415180056 | t3_2latmv | t5_2to41 | 95 | Unladenswallow0: TIFU by getting changed in a cubicle
Guys i am literally so god damn embarrassed i will make this short as i may just go throw myself off a pier somewhere.
Me and my dude friend had just finished swim and we got changed. it was jsut going on six so the pool was filling up. Its a university pool so a l... | 4 | 23.75 | |
1415136726 | 1415137613 | t3_2laurn | t5_2to41 | 16 | supersonu: TIFU by trying to prank text someone.
So I got this random text from a total stranger a couple of hours ago. The area code seemed fairly new so I didn't question it. I thought someone I knew was trying to be funny so I went along with the troll. After the troll had ended because the number was not replying, ... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1415137256 | 1415138441 | t3_2lavt0 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a girls dream come true.. for one night.
So this shouldnt be a long story. but My high school had its first and probably last Halloween party a week ago, and im of asian decent. And I am the only asian at my school. So the Halloween party comes around, and I decide to go, and actually celebrat... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1415136308 | 1415141578 | t3_2latyv | t5_2to41 | 19 | oubrew: TIFU By Calling My Female Office Manager Fat.
So it has been a typical busy day in the construction office I recently began working. I was scrambling to get a quote together for a project that needed to be submitted later today. I had a union related question and was looking for our office manager, since she ty... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1415138652 | 1415141057 | t3_2layjq | t5_2to41 | 3 | her_stocker_and_me: TIFU by shooting my gf's stalker
So I fucked up at lunch today, and I would like to set up the situation before I begin my tale.
I'm a high school student from a mid-western town. I have a well-cushioned 4.0 and am one of the top players on our Varsity football team. I'm decent-looking and hit the... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1415139153 | 1415224738 | t3_2lazic | t5_2to41 | 8 | GingyAlt: TIFU by imbibing copious amounts of caffeine
This is a FU that actually started last night, but is still in the process of FingU.
Allow me to begin by saying that I am a college student doing what college students naturally do. I procrastinated big time on a few assignments. Last night I had to write two ess... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1415140788 | 1416016833 | t3_2lb2o9 | t5_2to41 | 4 | SuchRedditorW0w: TIFU by brushing my teeth with lemon juice and baking soda.
I wanted to whiten my teeth. So I thought to myself "Hey! Let's brush our teeth with lemon juice and baking soda!". I went to the kitchen and prepared a pasty, fizzing concoction, and proceeded to brush my teeth with it. It was ok at first. I ... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1415140036 | 1415170231 | t3_2lb163 | t5_2to41 | 748 | brentonwheaton: TIFU by singing--rather, belting out--Avril Lavigne's "Complicated" while on a conference call in my car.
So I have a conference call from 3:00-4:30. Traffic can get pretty bad after 4:30 where I work, so I decide to leave early and hop in the car to take the call over the bluetooth system (Chevrolet M... | 6 | 124.666667 | |
1415140369 | 1415144694 | t3_2lb1sn | t5_2to41 | 6 | RileyWWarrick: TIFU by standing in line for over 4 hours at an Apple Store for an iPhone 6, only to learn I was not yet eligible for an upgrade.
Today, well actually over weekend, I figured I had waited long enough for the lines to go away for an iPhone 6. I went to my local Apple Store and found a short but slow movin... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1415143010 | 1415160624 | t3_2lb767 | t5_2to41 | 5 | HotDog_Gun: TIFU my computer by trying to put ubuntu on it, and I erased windows 8.
Well the plan was to dual boot into either windows 8 or ubuntu, but instead I partitioned wrong and erased all of windows 8.
I think.
Is there any way to reverse this?
Kraligor: Not unless you want to spend copious amounts of time or... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1415149686 | 1415237722 | t3_2lbayy | t5_2to41 | 14 | HaikuHighDude: I highly approve of 1/3 of these items.
PerplexedCow: Judging by your username I can tell what one of them is
terriblecowgirl: *two
stb91: *are
terriblecowgirl: such sass
| 5 | 2.8 | |
1415144610 | 1415165790 | t3_2lbadc | t5_2to41 | 12 | Archaeoculus: TIFU by not realizing simple car maintenance
I was talking to my girlfriend about how I didn't like to get up so early in the mornings. I mean, I have to get up really early anyway for work - usually between 5 and 6am, but even earlier during the frosty times.
Well, the winter season has come around, ... | 8 | 1.5 | |
1415147021 | 1415180507 | t3_2lbetw | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by a wad of hair I thought was a spider.
I'm not an amazing storyteller so bear with me. I had to go to the clinic today because I slipped in the bathroom. I was getting out of the shower to grab my towel when I noticed this huge black spider dangling by my shoulder. I let out my girliest scream, doing ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1415148717 | 1415197826 | t3_2lbhwy | t5_2to41 | 7 | thegoldengoat: TIFU by wishing my grandmother a happy birthday
The other day was my grandma's birthday, and as she is a sweet lady and I'm a broke college student I figured the least I could do was call her on the phone and wish her a happy birthday. However, I forgot about this until pretty late, and texted my dad to ... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1415150082 | 1415175309 | t3_2lbkhe | t5_2to41 | 47 | [deleted]: TIFU by changing the time on my clocks an hour forward instead of backward
Technically this happened yesterday, but here I go. I'm a janitor at an office for a mid-sized tech company and I work the late night shift, so I usually stroll into work at like 3am. Recently there have been a series of thefts from t... | 4 | 11.75 | |
1415149680 | 1415179764 | t3_2lbjox | t5_2to41 | 2 | TIFU_Lurker: TIFU By Asking Someone for Their 'Slave' Name
Apparently my post was removed by the auto-moderator, so I've tried to resubmit...
So this happened a few years ago at my place of employment, during a celebratory team meeting. A little bit of context (of course): I am a smarmy asshole that has no mind to mou... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1415151254 | 1415155114 | t3_2lbmnh | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving my friend my cum-filled socks [NSFW]
Just1morefix: You know what I long for? A TIFU without mention of jism being placed, inserted, deposited or flung where it doesn't belong. Don't get me wrong, I'm generally pro-cum. But fuck, every day TIFU is filled with tales of misspent loads.
black-mar... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1415150788 | 1415151840 | t3_2lblsi | t5_2to41 | 3 | acerfkedme: TIFU by sending my acer laptop to get fixed before the warranty was up.
About a month ago I submitted my laptop to get fixed for free under warranty due to several issues (glitchy touch screen, random restarts, annoying yet doable problems). I got it back about two weeks ago and my laptop is more fucked up ... | 3 | 1 | |
1415152269 | 1415154070 | t3_2lboef | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by involving myself in a tense game of footsies
So this happened last night whilst doing physics hw with my boy Max. We are sitting opposite each other at a small, circular table when Max adjusts his position. In the midst of this adjustment he places his foot squarely on top of mine thinking it's part ... | 3 | 1 | |
1415154149 | 1415191422 | t3_2lbrq1 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by congratulating Clay Aiken on winning even though he's losing
I did it on his Facebook page and after like 30 minutes the percentages changed and he was and is losing and I quickly deleted the post and omg I honestly hope no one took a screen shot of this. Please, dear children, wait for the results b... | 4 | 1 | |
1415154109 | 1415178913 | t3_2lbrnk | t5_2to41 | 7 | aliu927: TIFU Not putting a works cited page on my essay
So this is how my english 1b class works. Every week there is an essay due, and every 2-3 weeks there is a bigger essay that is due (mainly a research paper). This "big essay" was a controversial essay. I've spent many countless and sleepless night research and m... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1415151852 | 1415155874 | t3_2lbnnm | t5_2to41 | 12 | BrutusNOTSonic: TIFU by feeding my hedgehog yogurt bites.
TLDR; Hedgehogs are lactose intolerant. Fed him what equals to a bowl of ice cream a day for weeks.
Few weeks ago, I took my hedgehog to the vet because he wasn't using his back legs. Turns out my old man has arthritis in his legs. Vet gives me meds to put on ... | 3 | 4 | |
1415154373 | 1415160598 | t3_2lbs47 | t5_2to41 | 9 | WashTheBurn: TIFU by buying Microsoft Office
Obligatory "Not today, but..."
I'm a college student, first attending a local community college, now attending a big university in the city. At the community college, I had loads of financial aid left after paying tuition and getting books, and the school bookstore was pret... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1415152033 | 1415179215 | t3_2lbnz3 | t5_2to41 | 26 | SomeDumBetch: TIFU by setting my skin on chemical fire from the waist down, and also melting some of it off
Not from today, from when I was recently out of high school and in my first relationship, with my first boyfriend, our first Valentines Day together. I'm not a MENSA candidate now, but i definitely wasn't when I... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1415156129 | 1415190789 | t3_2lbv7j | t5_2to41 | 96 | TiredIdiot: TIFU by knocking out a good samaritan
This just happened about 2 hours ago, just now calmed down enough to remember to post it to reddit.
My office building is in a 'bad area.' I've heard an unsettling number of stories about employees in my building and the surrounding ones getting mugged walking to th... | 10 | 9.6 | |
1415156651 | 1415158153 | t3_2lbw51 | t5_2to41 | 21 | pouponyu: TIFU by "drinking" ants
To set the scene, I work as a basketball coach for a junior high league through an after school program. I am a student at a college 45 minutes away, and drive in a giant triangle from work to school to home. We practice in the school's gym twice a week. Before practice, I often get ... | 3 | 7 | |
1415157777 | 1415213675 | t3_2lby20 | t5_2to41 | 12 | Ngudav15: TIFU by yelling out Ebola.
Happened this morning. So it's my final day of class before exams (Australians start exams around this time) and this was my final class of Religion. During the lesson my teacher asks, "Does anyone know why (let's call her Sheila) is?" Me thinking it would be hilarious, yelled out E... | 6 | 2 | |
1415158077 | 1415192839 | t3_2lbyl5 | t5_2to41 | 49 | [deleted]: TIFU by holding in a fart
Today I was a part of an interactive seminar involving the prevention of crime in my local area. One of the featured speakers was our District Attorney.
Being the normal human being that I am, I had eaten honey barbecue wings for my last 3 meals, and my stomach was just beginning t... | 3 | 16.333333 | |
1415161626 | 1415236995 | t3_2lc4im | t5_2to41 | 19 | IMissSPelledLemmon: TIFU by trying to send the NSA my moms birth certificate
So i was applying for an NSA internship and they asked for my moms birth certificate because she was born in Spain (on US Base) so I scan her birth certificate i forget to name the file. So when I go to email the document there were two recen... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1415161926 | 1415173806 | t3_2lc4zj | t5_2to41 | 16 | goliegirl2012: Tifu by using kik
If you don't know Kik, it's a free messaging service a little bit like Facebook messenger except there's no security. My boyfriend and I have been dating a couple months and like all good relationships there's a crazy ex. This girl is wacko. She lied about having cancer, killing herself... | 8 | 2 | |
1415163917 | 1415229526 | t3_2lc87g | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by dunking
This happened a few hours ago, and I'm typing this with one hand.
I like to go play basketball with my girlfriend on Sundays. I can do some pretty cool dunks. I just recently became able to do a full 360 dunk, and I wanted to impress her. Running in from halfcourt, I focused on the hoop. I j... | 3 | 6 | |
1415163593 | 1415167429 | t3_2lc7mi | t5_2to41 | 10 | tribdog: TIFU by not eating right.
irondal2: I don't eat asparagus often. Thanks for the heads up, because I do forsee a bit more consumption of asparagus in the years to come. I don't want shit scarves. Also, I'm kind of conservative when it comes to wiping my asshole. I think the perfect shit should only require one... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1415160753 | 1415179450 | t3_2lc35o | t5_2to41 | 4 | R1KATO: TIFU By unintentionally making my friends at school run a mile and finding out that it was for no reason
At school, I had PE with my friends and we had to play hockey in separate teams. When we got to the court/field/whatever, I thought they were in our spot so I told them if they won they move to the left and ... | 4 | 1 | |
1415166231 | 1415177017 | t3_2lcbz1 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Flaborized: TIFU by using my middle finger to silence young children.
To be fair, this happened many years ago, but the memory is so vivid.
In my kindergarten class, the teacher wanted to teach ue the universal sign for "Be quiet.", so, she told us about the finger to mouth "shhhhh" thing. Now, I noticed that all my... | 3 | 1 | |
1415166702 | 1415201341 | t3_2lccnh | t5_2to41 | 121 | shhhhhado: TIFU Giving a homeless man a golden shower
This actually happened a few years back however I didn't stumble upon TFIU until today, and decided I need to let this out.
A few years ago I was taking the subway with a bunch of friends to a party at Water Taxi Beach in Long Island City, NYC.
We pre-game for an ho... | 4 | 30.25 | |
1415155227 | 1415198385 | t3_2lbtov | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU By peeing in beer bottles and keeping them in the car on a road trip.
So, going on a road trip from Utah to California. 17 hour drive, gotta make it fun some how, right?! Me (passenger) and my 2 buddies in the back brought some six packs along for the ride to be drunk for at least part of it till we nee... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1415168766 | 1415193055 | t3_2lcfhg | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by confessing to my roommate that I have feelings for him
I've been living with this guy for just over a month, and he moved here from halfway across the country for a job. At first we just got along really really well, and had so many common interests and a similar sense of humour. Boyfriend material, ... | 3 | 7 | |
1415172659 | 1415175226 | t3_2lcjzx | t5_2to41 | 6 | Autolycan: TIFU By missing the monthly meeting at work.
Every month on Tuesday we have a team meeting where I work. It's either in the morning, way early, or in the evening. Yesterday it was in the morning.
At the moment it's 1:27am and I just realized the meeting was earlier and I missed it. When you have many absen... | 3 | 2 | |
1415173622 | 1415215543 | t3_2lckz2 | t5_2to41 | 224 | andrewmeeks: TIFU my urine sample delivery
So this actually happened years and years ago. I want to say I was about 5 or 6 years old.
My mom took me to the pediatrician for my annual checkup and it had come time for the "go pee in this cup" part of the visit. I was fairly familiar with this ordeal. I make my trip to t... | 6 | 37.333333 | |
1415175792 | 1415180370 | t3_2lcn3g | t5_2to41 | 4 | jethro_skull: TIFU by biting on a pen.
Kraligor: > I was having a pretty crappy week already.
A crappy week, indeed.
Krutonium: And it only got slicker.
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1415163482 | 1415334182 | t3_2lc7gg | t5_2to41 | 9 | MrCoolioPants: TIFU by snorting hot sauce.
This actually happened a few days ago, but I wasn't able to post it until now.
First some backstory. A couple years ago, our school switched lunch programs. The first was fine but because it wasn't gluten-free or something the school yanked it. The new one is basically glute... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1415177176 | 1415191793 | t3_2lcobz | t5_2to41 | 11 | oranebeast: TIFU by hacking
My first TIFU, bare with me.
This happened today, I decided to go exploring the App Store and found a nifty app called "remote mouse" , I promptly installed it on both my iPad and computer and decided to test it out. After the quick and easy installation (great app) I decided to connect i... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1415180475 | 1415217311 | t3_2lcr5u | t5_2to41 | 444 | BigDogAlex: TIFU by asking an armless man if he "needs a hand"
I'm on the train, on my way to a friend's place, and at some point a guy with no arms just walks on. He was wearing a short sleeved shirt and you couldn't really see the stumps of his arms, so it took me a second to figure it out.
He's got some cards in h... | 7 | 63.428571 | |
1415181809 | 1415208857 | t3_2lcsb7 | t5_2to41 | 1,152 | dnfa666: TIFU by charging my phone in public
To preface the story, let me say that I live in an Arab country with my girlfriend, who is a teacher. While she is at work, I spend a lot of my time at the local coffee shop studying for my online classes amidst groups of older dishdasha-clad men.
I also need to explain ... | 9 | 128 | |
1415183560 | 1415187687 | t3_2lcttt | t5_2to41 | 6 | Zephikiel: TIFU by Getting my lab manager tea
Halloween is supposed to be fun. This year, however, I was at school for a lab meeting. It wasn't even my school: We were meeting at a different lab's school because we were starting to collaborate with them. Anyhoo.
A few of my friends from my lab and I arrived at the mee... | 3 | 2 | |
1415185914 | 1415194023 | t3_2lcvya | t5_2to41 | 8 | roulabagia: TIFU by misplacing things 3 times in a row
I'm so absentminded I sometimes feel I was born suffering alzheimer :(
I have to renew my professional licence annually and went to a state hospital to get some official papers for it yesterday.
The routine includes an official paper from a psychologist and a path... | 4 | 2 | |
1415208588 | 1415239456 | t3_2ld2p8 | t5_2to41 | 45 | xKillSmilex: Oh dear. Good to know I'm not the only one who tends to put my foot in my mouth :p
Killer39800: At least you can put you foot in your mouth, unlike Kyle's dad
SasoDuck: Too soon? ...nah
| 3 | 15 | |
1415192802 | 1415306871 | t3_2ld3bm | t5_2to41 | 3,749 | smarc0: TIFU by trimming my pubes before a date
Just to give some backstory before my big fuck up.. I had organized my first date with this girl I had been talking to for quite some time. The plan was to cook and invite her for dinner and afterwards take her to see one of our mutual, favorite bands. But before the date... | 24 | 156.208333 | |
1415193357 | 1415231083 | t3_2ld40r | t5_2to41 | 130 | [deleted]: TIFU by playing a prank on a friend which involved police intervention and concussion.
So this happened last night. Me and four others decided to play a prank on one of our mates, Tony. His parents were out for night so we knew he was home alone. We dressed up in orange overalls and hockey masks and heade... | 5 | 26 | |
1415194806 | 1415203883 | t3_2ld5u6 | t5_2to41 | 13 | HormonallyStable: TIFU by cheating on my girlfriend with my best friend - now, they're probably both gone
Yeah. So, I'm in a long-distance relationship, seeing my girlfriend only on the weekends after a two-hour car ride. All things are fine and dandy, but eventually, we both are fed up by that and want to get into a r... | 7 | 1.857143 | |
1415192745 | 1415255683 | t3_2ld396 | t5_2to41 | 419 | TheCobras: TIFU by accidentally killing my best friends hamster
So, this happened years ago (around about when I was 4), but I thought I would share it with all you other lovely redditors.
So, let me paint the picture. Let me set the scene.
I was going round to play at my best friends house that day, and my biologi... | 6 | 69.833333 | |
1415195198 | 1415215033 | t3_2ld6cn | t5_2to41 | 19 | Flappach: TIFU By putting fish in the microwave
At work.. Didnt realize untill it started to smell
negro_Khann_abyss: What kind of fish was it that the smell was so unpleasant?
Flappach: Cod I think its called
the4ester: The fact that you are not totally sure what kind of fish you ate kinda makes this worse lol
Flapp... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1415192046 | 1415256443 | t3_2ld2ej | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by treating my dad to a movie
Now let me start by giving you a little back story, my father hardly ever goes to movie theaters. Reason being is because he has a small variety of movies that he prefers; like a simple underdog football movie, or a cheesy action movie along the lines of 'SWAT'. But nothing... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1415188589 | 1415206675 | t3_2lcyjg | t5_2to41 | 29 | franksymptoms: TIFU- IT
IT people have the funniest, horriblest TIFU stories, because when they do, they screw up the rest of the company.
Mine: I was installing some software on the company's Web server. I dutifully rebooted, then waited... and waited........ and waited.............
then got a message: "Internal Ker... | 7 | 4.142857 | |
1415184272 | 1415197751 | t3_2lcuhz | t5_2to41 | 36 | [deleted]: TIFU by walking around with my ass hanging out
This actually happened months ago but Its so fucked up and hilarious I had to post it.
So the day before this fuck up happened I was really stoked because
I just bought a new pair of Dockers for work and they were super comfortable. Im a fairly big guy so its ... | 3 | 12 | |
1415198613 | 1415398065 | t3_2ldbgh | t5_2to41 | 64 | Siberwulf: TIFU by clicking a link on reddit
I'm not gonna lie, I fuck up all the time. I'm a guy; I'm in my early 30s. I read reddit all the time. It's a recipe for emotional disaster.
My fuck up was really last night. I was surfing reddit like normal and came across the now-removed WTF post where a redditor link... | 5 | 12.8 | |
1415195571 | 1415210813 | t3_2ld6w4 | t5_2to41 | 22 | stickchipmunk: TIFU by not washing my hands after roasting chili peppers.
All excited after winning a new blender, I saw a YouTube video from India on how to make roasted red pepper and tomato soup. Brilliant, I'll make soup, and add some roast chili peppers, because its time to bring the heat, it'll be good for me.
... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1415199687 | 1415205741 | t3_2ldd87 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by pissing on my own shirt front.
This just happened, ten minutes ago.
I'm studying right now at a college somewhere in the Northern Hemisphere and we had a ten minute break to get a coffee and visit the smallest room.
I thought that maybe the time was right for a wee sit down so I dashed into the onl... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1415198253 | 1415236050 | t3_2ldax7 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Noneforgretchenweinr: TIFU putting together a cabinet from ikea
My Fuck up happened in August. My partner and I were moving in together and we went furniture shopping. Upon stripping the floors in the bedroom and painting we needed a wardrobe/cabinet so I can put our clothes away. During the hectic moving in week I go... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1415201642 | 1415396010 | t3_2ldgno | t5_2to41 | 7 | steelgums: TIFU by washing my wife's car.
This last sunday I needed to go out and pick up a few things from the store. I decided to take my wife's car since it is newer(2011 toyota rav4), and quite honestly is better than my main ride(97 oldsmobile)
This store that I go to is roughly a half mile from where I live, ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1415198363 | 1415404780 | t3_2ldb37 | t5_2to41 | 52 | biffo678: TIFU by thinking a certain liquid was water, it wasn't!
This is a short one.
So I was at nandos, I just had the extremely spicy sauce and was in desperate need of water. I poured some clear looking liquid into a glass, and drank it, im dumb, it was vinegar. I was already vomiting all over the table, ruining ... | 4 | 13 | |
1415201906 | 1415213506 | t3_2ldh5h | t5_2to41 | 113 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a dumb house sitter, advice?
Ok so let me back track a little. This family that I house sit for is really sweet & means a lot to me - basically I have been working for them since I was a broke 15 year old and they have been like a second family. When I first started house sitting for them t... | 6 | 18.833333 | |
1415199824 | 1416862164 | t3_2lddh8 | t5_2to41 | 29 | Indian_Indigestion: TIFU by getting stoned and eating Indian food.
Throwaway because I'm a closet stoner and way too many people know my actual account.
So last night, I had a very long 12 hour day at work and got done at about 9:00. As I was driving home, I began thinking about what I wanted to eat for dinner. I didn... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1415204472 | 1415205486 | t3_2ldm4e | t5_2to41 | 10 | I-Made-Bad-Choice: TIFU by gluing my pubic hair to my face to try to make everyone at work think I could grow a beard.
A lot of people at my work are doing this bullshit "derrr no shave november lol" thing.
Well I can not grow facial hair and find this to be very infuriating and embarrassing.
I does have pubic hair ... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1415203639 | 1415210866 | t3_2ldkis | t5_2to41 | 2 | grandslammed: TIFU by trying to unpack
My fuck up was last night but I was to upset to post anything about it then.
I live with my boyfriend, our daughter, and his mom. We just moved into a house from an apartment last week. Of course there's a bunch of boxes waiting for us in the garage and there's a good while befo... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1415204552 | 1415210249 | t3_2ldma0 | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFU by learning the identity of the guy jacking off in the stall next to mine.
Belteshazzar_the_9th: Oh man, that sucks. Way back in middle school, I walked into the bathroom for a similar reason, only to see someone in a stall violently shaking and moaning. Dude let out an, "AHHHHHHHHH," and stopped, came... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1415205775 | 1415239060 | t3_2ldont | t5_2to41 | 28 | melancholicricebowl: TIFU by mishearing my spanish teacher
So today in Spanish we played a game for extra credit points. The teacher would say a word in Spanish, and the first person to say the meaning in English first gets a point. A couple words go by, and I didn't get any yet. I'm looking down at my desk when I hear... | 4 | 7 | |
1415197041 | 1415213925 | t3_2ld91s | t5_2to41 | 11 | fabulouslyhetero: TIFU by watching Grave Of The Fireflies.
anjinash: Don't consider that a FU ... It's sad as fuck, but really good. It's a good litmus test to see if you've got a soul. Kind of like the dog episode of Futurama.
fishychan: I waited for you fry!
| 3 | 3.666667 | |
1415194106 | 1415208557 | t3_2ld4yt | t5_2to41 | 6 | optomisticbum: TIFU: By grabbing an old deep fryer.
So I'm rostered on as a security guard for one of the biggest retail stores in the world. The store had closed and all the staff were leaving. I spotted this deep fryer sitting outside by a bin and after asking about it, I found out it was the cafe's next door and the... | 3 | 2 | |
1415204308 | 1415228365 | t3_2ldlst | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving my dog on the Balcony
Okay.
For the last month or so my dog has had some bad diarrhea, and he also had blood in his diarrhea, I took him to the vet and she gave him antibiotics and stool hardener.
So we put him on that and the blood stops but not diarrhea.
I came home from work this morn... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1415206768 | 1415224327 | t3_2ldql2 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: [TIFU] By celebrating too hard at Smash Bros.
Today[Okay not today but a couple days ago sorry....], I royally fucked up. I was playing Smash Bros with a few friends from college during lunch at McDonalds. For this you should know I am abysmal at the game even though I love it [Jackhaymaker normally destroys... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1415211329 | 1415213972 | t3_2ldzpk | t5_2to41 | 18 | cmpncarl: TIFU by trying to be funny
Obligatory wasn't today; this was back in 7th grade.
One way or another, I had lost a bet with my friend over something, and the punishment was that I had to carry his backpack for the end of the day.
So we go out to get on the charter bus at our school to take us to the high sch... | 3 | 6 | |
1415212350 | 1415291388 | t3_2le1r7 | t5_2to41 | 4,234 | ineedtochewbetter: TIFU and almost died in a humiliatingly stereotypical way.
My parents are from South Korea, but I was born in the United States. Last week, I got to visit my native land for the first time. My grandmother (who still lives there with other family) thought that, at age 16, I was loooong overdue to see ... | 11 | 384.909091 | |
1415212860 | 1415226966 | t3_2le2vh | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by being homophobic
I have a co-worker and friend who is a young homosexual male. His name is Samuel but I, being immature, thought it would be be funny to save him in my phone as Samantha. No one knew this but me, it was one of those things that makes me lqtms.
He ended up calling me over a major netw... | 14 | 1.428571 |
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