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1415215697 | 1415216194 | t3_2le8rh | t5_2to41 | 3 | rick157: TIFU by leaving lube on the kitchen counter-top.
PMmeyourfunbits: Who the fuck leaves a hair care product on the kitchen table, and if it's not yours, why the fuck do you put it in your hair? Not your fuckup, OP.
Ohmybryan: "KY extended pleasure! I hear this does wonders for limp, unmanageable hair!"
| 3 | 1 | |
1415215999 | 1415219680 | t3_2le9b8 | t5_2to41 | 12 | tifazee: TIFU by taking a deep breath on the bus
mrDxPhd: butt juice?! that sounds more gross than the word fart. anyways, farts are gaseous, not liquids. The more you know :)
Kraligor: Aren't there small amounts of liquids and solids in a fart? Clarification please, Mr. PhD!
mrDxPhd: Well judging from my underwear, ... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1415214109 | 1415542152 | t3_2le5l8 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by placing a chocolate in my pocket
So, lunch time was approaching today. I bought this small chocolate called an "Ice Cube". Apparently, they were popular back in the day so I happened upon them and picked one up for .50$. I did not expect to have it in my pocket long as I was just going to walk to ... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1415212272 | 1415224620 | t3_2le1kq | t5_2to41 | 8 | Gekkogyf1: TIFU; By getting my arm stuck in a car window
So today i had automotives class (we work on cars if you dont know that) and i was absolutely bored out of my mind. So when i get bored i tend to do stupid stuff in this case stick my arm through the window of one of the cars. As I'm searching it i find out its o... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1415210203 | 1415222780 | t3_2ldxj9 | t5_2to41 | 5 | cfishswimfast: TIFU by eating the Indian food at work
My office brings in food every Tuesday. Yesterday was Indian. It looked so good... until 5am when the cramps kicked in. I thought it was the stomach flu. Turns out, every single person in my office has it. People have been telling their shitty horror stories all mor... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1415214297 | 1415219822 | t3_2le5z9 | t5_2to41 | 20 | rejfil: TIFU when giving a blind man directions.
ok so this blind guy came up to me and asked me for directions, I told him where he needed to go and at the end told him "you'll see it right in front of you, you can't miss it."
Only after saying this I realised that TIFU.
mrDxPhd: maybe he thinks you're god and you'r... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1415218731 | 1415235911 | t3_2leevg | t5_2to41 | 4 | BadTimedGroot: TIFU by calling Chinese people squinty.
So this screw up didn't actually happen today, but it wasn't too long ago. So I was talking to my dad on the phone as I regularly do, and at this time he was having a World Cup 2014 party at his house. He had just picked up some of his Chinese colleagues and they w... | 4 | 1 | |
1415218459 | 1415223527 | t3_2leec7 | t5_2to41 | 5 | AxeEffect3890: TIFU by using two red solo cups: one for my drink and one for spitting sunflower seeds into.
My fiancees mom heard i liked sunflower seeds so she brings my like 10 big bags in varying flavors whenever she visits (a little excessive), as well as beef jerky (not excessive enough).
I bring these to work be... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1415218358 | 1415230798 | t3_2lee44 | t5_2to41 | 19 | Rivayne: Tifu by doing a presentation
So first off I have a psychology class which I have to do a presentation for, last night I rushed through an article and wrote about it, I was completely unprepared when I walked into class and had no idea I'd be presenting it.
So anyways during class, I'm already wide awake but ... | 7 | 2.714286 | |
1415220150 | 1415229062 | t3_2lehu5 | t5_2to41 | 43 | [deleted]: TIFU By letting my step-sister having nosy-ass friends.
metalici0us: Ask them to help you.
qwerty2099: pedo
metalici0us: Incest kind. My favourite kind.
PM_ME_YOUR_B00TY_: Wincest.
| 5 | 8.6 | |
1415220997 | 1415242352 | t3_2lejmr | t5_2to41 | 39 | bling448: TIFU At baggage check
so, this happened last summer when i was going on a family vacation,and we needed to take the plane. We had bought business-class tickets, because my grandfather was sick and we wanted to change the time of departure if something bad had happened to him. so, there we are getting through ... | 7 | 5.571429 | |
1415221811 | 1415309813 | t3_2lelbp | t5_2to41 | 466 | mercantile519: [NSFW] TIFU by trying to knit a tiny lightsaber
I'm knitting stuff to sell at a comic con in my city. I got the genius idea of knitting a lightsaber. It looks like a dildo. Or a vibrator. Or a dog dick. Or something that isn't family friendly. I'm worried they won't let me vend.
[Judge for yourself](htt... | 13 | 35.846154 | |
1415221641 | 1415236476 | t3_2lekyu | t5_2to41 | 24 | HappyAnon1: TIFU by failing to explain Iggy Azalea song lyrics to my 3 yo.
My kids are really young, so I monitor & filter the music they listen to.. But this morning while flipping through radio stations I was so distracted by my other daughters billion questions about the universe that I didn't notice Iggy Azalea... | 3 | 8 | |
1415210794 | 1415470743 | t3_2ldype | t5_2to41 | 3 | GAM3FREAK708: Tifu by pranking a friend
On Halloween, I had a few friends over because I decided it would be fun to go pranking around my neighborhood. This is where my fuck up begins. I had my friend by some firecrakers and stink bombs (we're all 13 going on 14) so we didn't really have many other options. He brings a... | 3 | 1 | |
1415224134 | 1415232743 | t3_2leq84 | t5_2to41 | 50 | [deleted]: TIFU by spraying myself in the face with expired tear gas.
About 2 years ago my mom gave me a can of pepper spray. It came in a cute little brown case and I never had to take it out. For some reason, I decided today that I wanted to see the actual can, for whatever reason. I take it out of the case and se... | 11 | 4.545455 | |
1415222071 | 1415227416 | t3_2lelvo | t5_2to41 | 629 | mrgardender: TIFU by mistaking someone for my girlfriend
Last night i went out on a little pub crawl with some friends, my girlfriend was late getting back from work and told me she would meet us out. So we're sitting near the back of a bar at a hightop and I get a text from my girlfriend saying she is on her way.
Ab... | 4 | 157.25 | |
1415224877 | 1415226449 | t3_2leruz | t5_2to41 | 13 | Tree-Porn: TIFU by trying to take a picture of a glory hole.
mrDxPhd: what if he knew it was you and he had a crush on you. The poor guy is gonna wait in that stall at the same time every day waiting for you to return ;(
Tree-Porn: What if you are him, and you've chosen this way to reveal your intentions...
mrDxPhd... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1415225693 | 1415230308 | t3_2letj1 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by joining the mile high club... with myself
Quick_man: Hi nightofthelivingnazi, thanks for submitting to /r/tifu!
However, your submission, *TIFU by joining the mile high club... with myself*, has been removed because our rules do not allow:
* Rule 10: All posts centered around sexual content will b... | 4 | 2 | |
1415226176 | 1415287673 | t3_2leuj9 | t5_2to41 | 17 | GrumblinGoblin: TIFU by inadvertently destroying a computer system
This happened about a year ago, but the effects of it are still ongoing. Firstly: some background and context. The school I go to uses 'the cloud' to store everything on a central server, and all the other computers are shells with no actual data on the... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1415227926 | 1415230330 | t3_2ley3b | t5_2to41 | 11 | stepupyogamesun: TIFU Thinking a Co worker of mine was pregnant
This literally just happened to me today, and I couldn't be more embarrased!
So I was out having a cigarette in the parking lot at work today, and I couldn't help but notice this female Co worker of mine parked in the "expecting mothers" spot. I get bac... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1415228389 | 1415378890 | t3_2lez0j | t5_2to41 | 139 | wolverinechris: TIFUpdate: Getting my own clothing sold while in a store
You guys may remember [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2kn4i9/tifu_getting_my_own_clothing_sold_while_in_a_store/) where I got my own personal sport coat accidentally sold by Ross while I was shopping.
Here's how the rest of the... | 4 | 34.75 | |
1415230998 | 1415231397 | t3_2lf49u | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending my smoking hot boss a picture of my steaming hot diarrhea.
QbicKrash: "...as dudes tend to do..."
What kind of dudes are you hanging out with?
UKJDNU: OCCASIONALLY... we outgross each other with these things... we are perfectly normal 30 year olds lol
Osafune2: I bet you record your farts ... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1415232011 | 1415284356 | t3_2lf69k | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU Creeping on Facebook and tagging my mate in a picture
So this didn't happen today but this year.My mate (let's call him Lewis) was once dating this lady (let's call her Jade). They broke up for an unknown/shitty reason. So me and my other mate (let's call him Grant) thought we would just have a quick lo... | 5 | 2 | |
1415233775 | 1415243556 | t3_2lf9nw | t5_2to41 | 9 | MitchellG09: TIFU by not checking the syllabus
I am currently taking an elementary French course at a university. During high school, I took two years of French, so I'm pretty comfortable with the curriculum. This previous schooling is a curse because I'm not inclined to study so hard in this class. My instructor is a ... | 3 | 3 | |
1415233154 | 1415237243 | t3_2lf8hk | t5_2to41 | 4 | jgc738: TIFU by stopping a meeting with a cheap plastic fork
About 20 of us were in a business meeting while in India. We all gathered around the conference room table and the hosts were giving a presentation about their company. Servers brought out a small snack and gave us plastic forks to eat with.
One of the thing... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1415235686 | 1415297316 | t3_2lfdbb | t5_2to41 | 2 | wwoooaaahh: TIFU by saying "You are most welcome."
I met a cute girl at school and we went on a date to the art museum. As the date progressed she told me more about her ex-boyfriend who apparently followed when she moved out of state and has a bad drug habit (opiates). I have dated another girl with a similar history ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1415235806 | 1415407751 | t3_2lfdj1 | t5_2to41 | 12 | anmire: TIFU by cleaning my headlights.
It's long:
I live in New York, and if you've ever lived near here, you know how much salt they put down on the roads. Well, last winter I decided I'd take a drive home from college in the north country. It's about a 5 hour drive each way, straight through the Adirondacks. As it ... | 3 | 4 | |
1415236861 | 1415274721 | t3_2lffgo | t5_2to41 | 169 | mirelurksgonewild: TIFU by giving my sick wife a welt on her butt
This actually just happened moments ago. I got home after work to be greeted by my very sweet but very sick wife. She mentioned she was hungry for a little snack before we started binging on Netflix in bed. I went into the other room to grab her a Snicke... | 5 | 33.8 | |
1415237514 | 1415243110 | t3_2lfgn7 | t5_2to41 | -11 | [deleted]: TIFU by wanting to install Linux
Tascony: Windows 8/8.1? What is this, 2013? Get with the times.
[deleted]: I don't have enough money to upgrade.
[deleted]: Also, the funny thing is that my only other working computer runs on XP
| 4 | -2.75 | |
1415238218 | 1415239133 | t3_2lfhu3 | t5_2to41 | 8 | E3lue: TIFU by dropping glasses of soda onto a habachi grill.
So I'm a waiter in training at a Japanese restaurant with both regular tables and habachi grills (the one where habachi chefs cook in front of you), and I usually only wait on regular tables. However tonight it was unusually busy and the waitresses on the ha... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1415238198 | 1415334081 | t3_2lfht2 | t5_2to41 | 99 | FITGuard: TIFU by traveling with the wrong combination of items making TSA think I had a bomb
I have a backpack that I am carrying on. In that backpack I have new business cards and some promo cards from VistaPrint. So there are four boxes about 3inx3inx2ins. In another pouch I had some of the FIT prototypes, electroni... | 6 | 16.5 | |
1415236029 | 1415299445 | t3_2lfdxk | t5_2to41 | 179 | babyeater1017: TIFU by trying to impress my professor.
Hi all, long time lurker. To really get a feel for my situation, be me. Slightly above average sized muscular male, attending a prestigious southern state school where everyone assumes I'm some dumb jock who slipped through the cracks and somehow gained admission.
... | 4 | 44.75 | |
1415237997 | 1415279050 | t3_2lfhgx | t5_2to41 | 26 | bringmeasandwitch: TIFU by letting my wife get charged by a bear..
This didn't happen today, but I just thought I would share one of our stories, so enjoy!
My wife and I met while we were both working on a very small cruise ship in Alaska. So this story is while we were "dating", and I put that in quotes becuase we we... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1415240818 | 1415244995 | t3_2lfmel | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFUpdate: that guy who told a girl about his depression
Read this post first, if you missed it:
http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/24tq3n/tifu_by_telling_my_crush_i_was_suicidal/
Anyhow, I felt like I should write an update.
Shortly after, I expressed to her how upset I was that she told people about i... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1415235246 | 1415311735 | t3_2lfcis | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU: Trying to show off in a sea kayak
Me and my neighbor's family recently took a trip to Hawaii to get away from the fall chill. Our hotel was right on the beach and had lots of rental stuff you could sign up for and take out. One day my neighbor asks me if I wanted to go out around in the ocean and rent ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1415240030 | 1415290062 | t3_2lfl0j | t5_2to41 | 48 | DatBoiDubs: TIFU by believing I had earned $97k on my penny stock
This actually happened a couple of weeks ago. I am invested in a company which has been steadily trading around .08/share. I know penny stocks are not smart investments but I am young and had a little cash to play with. Plus, I think this company has pot... | 6 | 8 | |
1415241931 | 1415247316 | t3_2lfoau | t5_2to41 | 22 | BrettBr0wn: TIFU by preheating my oven
Got back from class after a stressful start to the week and decided to cook some dinner. I preheated the oven to 420 degrees and began making preparations for what I thought would be a delicious meal. As I was getting out a baking sheet, I noticed a weird smell and some smoke comi... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1415241688 | 1415292689 | t3_2lfnwq | t5_2to41 | 582 | Sunnydale_Slayer: TIFU by obliterating a ladybug nest with an Airsoft gun
I should start out by noting that at the time I committed this unintentional atrocity against the dolphins of the insect world, I had absolutely no idea what exactly was residing in the top corner of our foyer. I could only tell that there was s... | 12 | 48.5 | |
1415241570 | 1425337306 | t3_2lfnpc | t5_2to41 | 238 | Inspect_Element_Hack: TIFU by "hacking" students grades using inspect element.
Not today, but back in 9th grade. My school back then and now uses a website to show everyones' current grades in each class.
Back in 9th grade and now, most people know me as "the computer techy" guy. One day, a girl I had a crush on showe... | 9 | 26.444444 | |
1415242274 | 1415316634 | t3_2lfovy | t5_2to41 | 134 | summonern0x: TIFU by going to the gym alone.
So, I'm a fat guy. Like, it's a legitimate health hazard (474 lb. as per my last weigh-in). I sought to fix this through a YMCA membership. They gave me a pretty good deal because of my family's low income, and so long as I was paying for it I figured I might as well go... a... | 8 | 16.75 | |
1415241115 | 1415318287 | t3_2lfmwx | t5_2to41 | 144 | DetroitDiggler: TIFU by farting In the ER
Today I fucked up by farting in the emergency room where I am currently staring at my GF who is in the bed.
So. My GF has a bad stomach bug, we go to the ER because of all the vomiting and pooping. She is in agonizing pain and running a fever of 103. So naturally, they hit he... | 6 | 24 | |
1415243815 | 1415257142 | t3_2lfrno | t5_2to41 | 16 | zeinshver: TIFU by wearing the wrong jacket.
For starters, I work in a day program for adults with special needs; Down's syndrome, autism etc.
So, I've been working with this same group of individuals day in, day out for about two years. It's not the best paying job, but It suits me for now. So, out goal is not just to... | 4 | 4 | |
1415245028 | 1415319696 | t3_2lftpm | t5_2to41 | 51 | Pillion: TIFU Cum Back
So today was like any other, and 4:00 rolls around and the people in the office are getting kinda antsy waiting for the toll bell to come around so we start shooting off jokes and general light hearted banter. I should note that I work with 15 women. We're all good friends & I look at them as... | 5 | 10.2 | |
1415245578 | 1415247717 | t3_2lfumc | t5_2to41 | 9 | mtlnobody: TIFU by missing a test
i literally just realized this about a minute ago. i'm working full time *and* back in university (taking four classes) after finishing a college trade program over 12 years ago. i guess it was only a matter of time before something like this happened.
i'm taking an online class a... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1415244607 | 1415288935 | t3_2lfszj | t5_2to41 | 69 | Johns_Silk_Booth: TIFU by calling my girlfriend mom
So TIFU by calling my girlfriend of just over a year "mom". We were sitting in bed discussing what my account name should be for the account that brought me out of 3 years of lurkerdom. I had one in my mind on my way over and I was trying to remember it while she was ... | 16 | 4.3125 | |
1415244986 | 1415313772 | t3_2lftmr | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by going on tinder for cheap validation instead of talking to my girlfriend.
Now she thinks I'm sleeping with other women (and I can't blame her) and I have no idea how to prove to her that I have not/would not sleep with anyone else.
sllort_: Bro,
She's cheating on you.
Fact.
BeardsuptheWazoo: What? ... | 11 | 0.545455 | |
1415246332 | 1415254226 | t3_2lfvtq | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by underestimating the power of the jalapeno
Being a broke ass high school graduate waiting tables, I'm always down for some extra cash. My friends bet me $20 that I wouldn't eat a jalapeno, which I'd never done. I'd only had the weak-ass canned ones that didn't do shit.
Anyway, I went for it. I lear... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1415248508 | 1415257492 | t3_2lfzke | t5_2to41 | 54 | LaVieEnHos: TIFU by cleaning the kitchen before my mom got home.
T(en years ago)IFU by cleaning the kitchen when my mom was out. Good times.
So I was about 12 when this happened and I was being my normal ass-kissing self and decided I'd clean the house really well before my mom got home. I wanted to surprise her. I d... | 4 | 13.5 | |
1415249498 | 1415250291 | t3_2lg132 | t5_2to41 | 4 | cutiepuffjunior: TIFU by getting a cup suction-sealed to my cervix (NSFW I guess)
kinda_alone: Hi cutiepuffjunior, thanks for submitting to /r/tifu!
However, your submission, *TIFU by getting a cup suction-sealed to my cervix (NSFW I guess)*, has been removed because our rules do not allow:
* Rule 10: All posts cent... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1415212062 | 1415288829 | t3_2le16d | t5_2to41 | 6 | jsmmh: Tifu, Catching a flight
Tifu, So i recently went to japan on a holidays and since i have friends over here i stayed at one of their houses. Now to the tifu, i accidentaly brought my old passport with me, i have no idea why but i did.
So right now about 2:30 am at a narita passport checkpoint, i realize that i... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1415249977 | 1415306973 | t3_2lg1sq | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU Because of Tinder.
So we all know what tinder is, if not its an app where pictures pop up and you swipe left for you think they are not attractive and you swipe right if you think they are not attractive.
So lately a fellow co-worker and I have been using it a pointing out funny profiles we see and sho... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1415244102 | 1415252325 | t3_2lfs4h | t5_2to41 | 9 | Erezen: TIFU by being a showoff about my Spanish skills.
A female friend of mine posted a picture of her and her friend studying together making goofy faces on Facebook. It said "Name Withheld and Name Redacted: amigos por siempre!" Name Withheld is female; I know her personally. Name Redacted I do not know personally,... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1415250631 | 1415291690 | t3_2lg2ue | t5_2to41 | 6 | peril_eagle: TIFU by agreeing to meet my friend at his parent/teacher conferences instead of at his new apartment
My teacher friend (I am not a teacher) asked me to come check out his new pad tonight, and I agreed. Then he asked me to meet him at his parent/teacher conferences at his high school, (and here is where IFU... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1415252285 | 1415301783 | t3_2lg5d4 | t5_2to41 | 9 | throwaway1243w45k: TIFU By going to a girls house.
When I was 12 or 13 we lived in a small Australian town near melbourne, And on my street there was a very cute girl who lived next to me and she talked to me a lot, She invited me in and she had VERY strict parents, we went to her room and she showed me her pet mice, t... | 3 | 3 | |
1415253351 | 1415254119 | t3_2lg6uq | t5_2to41 | 4 | killfrog12: TIFU by convincing a friend to talk to a girl at a party
Now, the initial backlash started about a day after we both talked to this attractive girl at a Halloween party. After she added both him and I on facebook, I did a bit of a creep and realized that she appears to be close-ish friends with a weird/clin... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1415253609 | 1415259448 | t3_2lg75o | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by having my girlfriend over
pilotdarko: So many innuendos I'm almost confused about what happened. Long way to a short story...your lady broke your dick with her super strengthen vagina? That about sum it up?
XCosmicBananaX: More or less
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1415253769 | 1415258662 | t3_2lg7e5 | t5_2to41 | 24 | yod4h: TIFU by walking into the woods alone after I knew I was being watched.
This happened yesterday in a small town in Wisconsin (I live in california but I was visiting my Grandpa for a few days).
I took some lunch to a park near a river in a nice small town where my Mom grew up. It's about a 10 minute drive to th... | 6 | 4 | |
1415255634 | 1415304077 | t3_2lg9py | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU Breaking up with my GF when her mom had breast cancer
This is a memory that will haunt me to my grave so why not post it here.
Sophomore year of highschool I asked out this really nice girl who was one year younger than me. I absolutely adored her at the time, even going as far as to serenade her when ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1415256395 | 1415257987 | t3_2lgamv | t5_2to41 | 5 | FallenKonflicz: TIFU by sleeping in ear explosion...
So there is this girl I have liked for awhile now and I finally decided I to ask her out. So the day starts out fine, wake up get ready for school and I hear the bus. While walking to the bus I see her, the girl I have had a crush on for months now. I say fuck it and... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1415255856 | 1415257782 | t3_2lga0o | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU and my best friends family hates me
Here's a bit of background first off. My best friend Simon and I have known each other a while, and we're pretty close. For the longest time, we've had a blame system. Basically, we take the blame for each other's screw ups. Pretty fair, right? And when I fuck up, I ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1415254176 | 1415317552 | t3_2lg7wz | t5_2to41 | 27 | Qender: TIFU by talking with my neighbor about World Of Warcraft in public.
This morning I was on my way to my car when I ran into my neighbor on the sidewalk. She's also a Warcraft player, and we started talking about the new expansion. She asked me what I thought of the new character models, and I was telling her abo... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1415261178 | 1415298682 | t3_2lgfzs | t5_2to41 | 10 | damnit5chan: TIFU and may have committed credit card fraud.
I was browsing 4chan when I saw a thread involving people posting credit card numbers and the corresponding CVV numbers. Being the poor college student I am, I decide to try one out. I create a fake email and register with my favorite porn site. I enter the ca... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1415258432 | 1415274314 | t3_2lgd5j | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by minding the time
Today (Yes I fucked up TODAY) I was suppose to meet my boss for a meeting at the client's place which is 15-20minutes from the office.
Ever since I've started working, I take time a lot more seriously, I'm always punctual and meet all deadlines I'm given and do a proper work because... | 4 | 2 | |
1415264045 | 1415390858 | t3_2lgiod | t5_2to41 | 23 | theicecreamtruck_59: TIFU by telling a cop don't Mike Brown me
On my way today to the gym, I got pulled over for speeding. When the cop came up to my door, he asked the usual do you know why I pulled you over? I said I don't know, he replied that I was speeding. He then asked for my license, registration, and insurance... | 9 | 2.555556 | |
1415253298 | 1415521344 | t3_2lg6ry | t5_2to41 | 8 | willow800: TIFU by locking myself out of the house...again
Today I locked myself out of the house.
Again.
The reason the "again" part is important is that exactly one week ago, I left the house to go pick up two friends who were flying in from Perth to attend PAX here in Melbourne.
And what did I do?
Leave both se... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1415265861 | 1415283338 | t3_2lgkds | t5_2to41 | 4 | PsychoZealot: TIFU By asking a good friend of mine if I could date his daughter.
I am twenty four and my friend just turned forty. This friend is awesome, and is one of the heads of a community of people in which I am incredibly affection towards and indebted too. They basically are the only reason why I am alive due t... | 6 | 0.666667 | |
1415294215 | 1415390759 | t3_2lgk2j | t5_2to41 | -122 | Ambinevolence: lol, who's mad? I simply feel amused by the fact that people pour such effort into internet points... karma is a counter that starts at 0 and has no real value... regardless of whether the numbers go up or down, a change is still indication that what was written had an impact on someone. The faster the n... | 19 | -6.421053 | |
1415266782 | 1415269007 | t3_2lgl7c | t5_2to41 | 7 | Eldine: TIFU by laughing at someone who hurt themselves
Was in the coridoor today at school, heard a bang behind me and turned around to see a little ginger kid on the floor. My friend besides me is like "He's pretending to have hit his head" so I immediately run up to him and point and scream "HA NEERRDD" only after I... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1415273054 | 1415274441 | t3_2lgqua | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU when i tried a "sexy shower" with my gf, ended up in hospital with a mildly fractured skull..
So this happened a good couple of months ago, and before i go any further this is not a sexual fuck up. Well, it tried to be but inevitably failed to do even that.
I'm 19 (18 at the time of the incident) and s... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1415271543 | 1415381456 | t3_2lgpey | t5_2to41 | 15 | Aseinsha: TIFU by breaking up with GF on the day...
Hello, I've only just recently started to visit Reddit and I've been reading a lot of TIFU posts, so the only fair thing would be to share THE BIGGEST FUBAR FUCK UP DAY I've had till now with you fellow Redditiers.
This story happened around hm... right about a year ... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1415274905 | 1415338877 | t3_2lgsmz | t5_2to41 | 3,989 | AngryAnuses: TIFU by accidentally taking too much of my ADD medicine before a big presentation.
So this happened last year but I thought I could still share.
So it was finals week and for my English class, we had to give a business presentation. It was the morning of the presentation and I had stayed up really late pr... | 18 | 221.611111 | |
1415283572 | 1415320971 | t3_2lh3go | t5_2to41 | 544 | GeorgieWsBush: TIFU by playing with an enema for years
This didn't happen today, or even recently, but the realization came today. When I was little I used to play with this little "squirt ball" that I found in my parents room. For years I would come across it when I got bored and use it to blow air on my face, in my m... | 7 | 77.714286 | |
1415282233 | 1415312495 | t3_2lh1gp | t5_2to41 | 234 | tasmeaniepants: TIFU by coughing
So today I walked into school and despite having a cold, I was in a pretty good mood. I was pumped up on The Strokes and for the first time in forever the weather wasn't scorching hot. Bit of context here: I have only been in my school for the past two years.
Anyways, I walk up to my ... | 7 | 33.428571 | |
1415283307 | 1415294868 | t3_2lh32n | t5_2to41 | 93 | Fuzzy_lumpkins27: TIFU By Standing In The Wrong Place, At The Wrong Time
Let me start this off by saying i work in a hardware/rental store. We have all sorts of equipment from skidsteers to sewer snakes an just about everything in between. Well we have this one piece of equipment called a drywall lift, an depending on ... | 4 | 23.25 | |
1415285663 | 1415300186 | t3_2lh6yn | t5_2to41 | 87 | shutterpunts: TIFU by getting a glass of water.
So my university has this stupid-as-shit method of registering for classes, where you can place all the classes you want in an online "enrollment shopping cart" but you can't hit the checkout button until 7:30am this morning. So I wake up at 7, double check to make sure t... | 5 | 17.4 | |
1415286051 | 1415381620 | t3_2lh7nn | t5_2to41 | 13 | okballs: TIFU by going to the doctor's to show my balls
I'm 25 years old. Since I was around 11, I thought I have some kind of problem with my balls. They are smaller than the average, and felt too hard. So I've lived like I have some kind of disorder down there. I've never let any of my partners to touch them, (just t... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1415285548 | 1415288316 | t3_2lh6qv | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by Googling the 4chan murder post
So I got curious about the murder that recently happened where the guy killed his girlfriend and then posted the photos of her dead body on 4chan. I couldn't find it anywhere since the photo was taken down from imgur where it was linked to r/4chan. This sparked my curio... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1415286916 | 1415291263 | t3_2lh99f | t5_2to41 | 40 | pinnickfan: TIFU by turning on the light
This did not happen today, but back in my college days. I was out kind of late one night and when I got to my dorm room the light was already off. Since my roommate was asleep I did not want to bother him so I decided to get ready for bed without turning on the lights. I brush m... | 4 | 10 | |
1415287301 | 1415365020 | t3_2lh9z9 | t5_2to41 | 38 | Smithers211: TIFU By Putting Pizza Rolls In The Microwave
This was actually a few days ago but my brother and I both decided we were pretty hungry and all we had were Totinos Pizza Rolls from a few weeks back. So I told my brother to put them in the microwave why I run the dog out to try and poop.
I come back in with ... | 5 | 7.6 | |
1415288934 | 1415313691 | t3_2lhd9g | t5_2to41 | 15 | nutjobforlife: TIFU by smashing ping-pong ball into GF's eye.
Happened last weekend.
I am a noob at the game and she is worse. Anyway,I was winning the 8th game in a row and was a bit too happy. She lobbed one high up and I smashed it with all my gorilla-manliness. It went straight to her grinning face and hit her on ... | 5 | 3 | |
1415290434 | 1415295564 | t3_2lhg9a | t5_2to41 | -1 | FCBANTERLONA: TIFU by singing a racist song.
Kilomega: And the Scottish are all like "Yeah brits, why don't you go home?"
FCBANTERLONA: I am Scottish...
Kraligor: So you were drunk? Use this for your defence.
FCBANTERLONA: Drunk during school time? Think that'd be slightly worse
| 5 | -0.2 | |
1415284803 | 1415394678 | t3_2lh5gw | t5_2to41 | 112 | mmm_copypasta: TIFU by pantomiming at a blind kid.
For some context, I'm a student director for my school's production of the play Our Town, by Thornton Wilder.
There's a blind kid in the cast who's a really cool guy. He always shows up for rehearsal, he knows his lines, he gives 110%, and he actually follows his note... | 7 | 16 | |
1415291194 | 1415326518 | t3_2lhhr2 | t5_2to41 | 294 | 478421654: TIFU by advocating for the mass murder of gays to my catholic high school
Like most fuckups, this one happened a couple years ago.
In my senior year of high school, I was co-president with a pretty good friend of mine. We did all the classic high school things, organizing dances and fundraisers and school s... | 5 | 58.8 | |
1415291976 | 1415340889 | t3_2lhj8b | t5_2to41 | 11 | organizedfellow: TIFU by formatting the wrong hard drive and deleting six years worth of baby photos and videos of both my children.
When my wife was pregnant with our first child, I immediately went out and bought a little digital camera. Nothing fancy.
Every doctor visit resulted in a dozen pics of my wife and her p... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1415246095 | 1415367433 | t3_2lfvg9 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by using the smallest ear gel replacements for my ear buds and it cost me $127 dollars for doing so...
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MrSneakyFox: That receptionist scammed you.. Insurance fraud?
adsfew: It probably just means all Urgent Care is at that cost, whether or not you got immediate attention or waited 30 minutes.
| 3 | 4.333333 | |
1415292991 | 1415326453 | t3_2lhl85 | t5_2to41 | 364 | aaremtula12: TIFU by going to East Africa to get married
Let me give you some background story before I get to the FU.
This didn't nessesarly happen 'today' although it wasn't to long ago. I was introduced to my wife 2 years ago from my mother. (Arranged marriages are common in my culture). Me being a good son, I agre... | 11 | 33.090909 | |
1415294856 | 1415504098 | t3_2lhp0c | t5_2to41 | 346 | Yomkool: TIFU by picking up a chicken finger from the floor [NSFW gross]
It started off as any 3 am trip to the kitchen does. Walk up my stairs, open the door, turn left, enter kitchen. I see that the living room light is on, which is unusual. I step into the living room to see my mother awake and playing on her Ipad. ... | 7 | 49.428571 | |
1415296278 | 1415373666 | t3_2lhrzu | t5_2to41 | 43 | ChrisTOEfert: TIFU By Trying To Be Helpful To A Stressed Mother
Reddit, today I fucked up hard. I was out shoe shopping at my local cheap shoe joint. My old cross trainers are finally on their last legs. Myself, not really willing to drop several hundred dollars on a new comfy pair of sneakers, went to my local disc... | 6 | 7.166667 | |
1415295613 | 1415314468 | t3_2lhqmh | t5_2to41 | 46 | handsfreekermit: TIFU by giving a spider his vengeance
Happened last night. On my way home from work I was driving like any other day. I see a spider crawling on the inside of my windshield and like many thought, you crawled into the wrong car friendo. There was some thinking involved because he had to go, but I didnt ... | 6 | 7.666667 | |
1415297477 | 1415312102 | t3_2lhuk3 | t5_2to41 | 59 | lukeystukes: TIFU by drinking
Last Friday my friend (lets call him Drew) held his yearly Halloween party and I was pretty damn excited for it (I went as harvey dent/twoface). I had been hyping this up for just over two months, planning my costume, deciding what drink to bring etc. I ended up thinking it would be better... | 3 | 19.666667 | |
1415299230 | 1415480568 | t3_2lhy8n | t5_2to41 | 37 | MaybeTricky: TIFU by accidentally yelling at the CEO of a major bank.
I am a manager at a traffic control company. We were hired because people keep blocking the road for long periods of time while dropping off or picking up important people at their corporate building. Even though we have signs and direct traffic, man... | 7 | 5.285714 | |
1415300342 | 1415305589 | t3_2li0id | t5_2to41 | 8 | charvaw: TIFU By Getting Fired Over a Shitty Policies and Bitching
SOO...This too several weeks to occur, but it culminated today with me getting fired.
My previous employer has a terrific policy that anyone in a position labeled "Management" cannot accept or claim tips. Zero Exceptions. However I just couldn't do it... | 4 | 2 | |
1415300603 | 1415301376 | t3_2li12k | t5_2to41 | 11 | JBSchweitzer: TIFU by going for the blind person high-five.
I'm in a cafe right now, and a nice woman leaned over the bar, and grabbed everyone's attention in the crowded shop to say:
"Could I ask who made this? People rarely get it right, and this is absolutely perfect."
A pretty hyper Bro-rista right here, let's ca... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1415298797 | 1415309203 | t3_2lhxcl | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by not checking my spam email
Last month, I applied to work for commission at sears, thinking it was a long shot. And well, I got an interview in mid-October. Issue is, I accidentally put in my spam email instead of my primary, and they didn't call me, so I just found out that I missed my interview on O... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1415299046 | 1415329141 | t3_2lhxuw | t5_2to41 | 43 | FlyingButtCheeks: TIFU by making a pun
Reddit, I'm a terrible person and today I really dun goofed.
So I'm in high school and today we were in health and we were discussing 'suicide intervention'.
There's a girl who sits to my left who's great. She's not particularly good looking but she has a really bubbly personal... | 4 | 10.75 | |
1415300111 | 1415333280 | t3_2li00o | t5_2to41 | 91 | AndrewistheHCIC: TIFU by playing a prank on my dumbass friend.
Guys I fucked up and I'm super nervous because this just happened. I'm in an advanced video class at my high school and we're all editing a video and others are sitting around super bored. My dumbass friend downloads a police radio app and starts listening ... | 4 | 22.75 | |
1415302150 | 1415304529 | t3_2li47b | t5_2to41 | 20 | xavierkazi: TIFU by announcing a pep rally
So this actually happened a few weeks ago, but I'm still hated for it. I work in a high school and was elected to announce at the pep rally before Homecoming. Maybe it['s because of my sexy voice. Anyway, lucky me had decided to not bother wearing the glasses I DESPERATELY nee... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1415300153 | 1415410238 | t3_2li044 | t5_2to41 | 13 | arabmoney095: TIFU by touching a trinidad scorpion pepper
This happened yesterday. Every Wednesday morning there is a farmers market that opens up near my house, so I see this as an opportunity to get free breakfast by inhaling samples at each booth. When I got there a new booth opened up and they were selling peppers ... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1415302793 | 1415348371 | t3_2li5g7 | t5_2to41 | 4 | ShpongleEyes: TIFU by trying "The Source Hot Sauce"
Like most, this fuck up happened a few years ago.
So I was in college one day, having a break with a few people from class when we get into this whole conversation about Spicy foods, asking one another if we have heard of all these different incredibly spicy foods an... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1415303208 | 1415342965 | t3_2li6bv | t5_2to41 | 574 | allthecado: TIFU by trying to copy the guy next to me at the gym.
I'm a short female with an athletic build. I do yoga and kickboxing pretty regularly and I just recently started training for my first marathon.
About three times a week I go to the gym after work. This was just a normal day, so when I arrived I changed... | 7 | 82 |
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