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1415305705 | 1415314820 | t3_2libjn | t5_2to41 | 3 | jwood0087: TIFU by meeting a girl from Plenty of Fish. Warning: nsfw
So this wasn't actually today it was last night at around 12:30 AM when she came by.
I should preface this by saying I live with my parents and have been having terrible luck in the dating game. I made an account on plenty of fish a little bit ago an... | 3 | 1 | |
1415305993 | 1415332834 | t3_2lic5i | t5_2to41 | 100 | burgerlover69: TIFU by making a hitler joke while i was teaching a university class
i TA a 2nd year biology class and i today i had to give a lecture on how to dilute bacterial solutions and mixtures. basically you start with the stock solution which has a high concentration of cells and keep diluting it into different... | 6 | 16.666667 | |
1415305182 | 1415317173 | t3_2liag5 | t5_2to41 | 5 | katiemillsmall: TIFU by telling my boss to have a good one....while on his way to make funeral arrangements for a friend.
His friend has had cancer since earlier this year and finally passed away yesterday morning. Since my boss is the executor of his will, he has to make the arrangements and all that, as the guys wife... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1415306305 | 1415308278 | t3_2licsu | t5_2to41 | 9 | floatingdogs: TIFU by sitting on Trombone and blamed it on Stacy
This actually happened around 6 years ago, but it still makes me laugh/cringe to this day.
Anyways, when I was in grade 6, we were required to learn an instrument for band. Since I always liked the trombone for some reason, i decided to pick the trombo... | 3 | 3 | |
1415307968 | 1415375804 | t3_2lig8f | t5_2to41 | 982 | loona_lovebad: TIFU by asking campus tech support for help with the "virus" on my computer
This didn't happen today but rather a year ago today when I was pulling an all-nighter studying in the computer lounge of the campus library.
It was a Monday night, and I had been camped out at a public computer in the library ... | 9 | 109.111111 | |
1415307276 | 1415390554 | t3_2lies6 | t5_2to41 | 49 | Nogita: TIFU by sending a presentation named "Naruto Sasuke full homo" to my teacher.
TIFU big time. I've always had the habit of naming everyone of my files and documents by useless things, whether it's about a film I just watched, a book I read or a game I played.
Well, as some of you might already know, today was t... | 4 | 12.25 | |
1415309152 | 1415332044 | t3_2liipx | t5_2to41 | 3 | thenevillewearsprada: TIFU having a bath
Decided I wanted to relax and have myself a bath. I was all ready to enjoy a nice soapy relax when I realized I had turned the cold tap on first..now I dont have enough hot water to make the bath even tepid. Massive fuck up
lord_sherlock_holmes: Here's a novel idea...why not jus... | 3 | 1 | |
1415307347 | 1415358530 | t3_2liexj | t5_2to41 | 18 | samsparta21: TIFU by receiving a text message
My school library has one of those RFID systems in their doorway (basically two tall metal things that scan things as you leave) for check-in and preventing theft and so-on. They also have these glass tables between the RFID and the wall on both sides to prevent people from... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1415309332 | 1415312567 | t3_2lij30 | t5_2to41 | 7 | HardAnders: TIFU by eating Taco Bell with friends
RainbowDashisbeast2: never had taco bell shits. I did make a poor taco bell decision in getting the extra large Baja blast. Ain't gonna sleep tonight.
HardAnders: Caffeine itself doesn't affect me much anymore. I used to drink Monster nonstop, and I think it fucked me ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1415307772 | 1415316790 | t3_2lifso | t5_2to41 | 17 | MiguelGusto: TIFU Taking caffeine at the wrong time.
I don't drink coffee, or soda, or anything else besides water, but I still will take caffeine, usually 1/4 of a 200mg tablet (like no-doze or vivarin) when I wake up in the morning. Before I got to bed, I will put it next to my bed so I can take as soon wake up (abou... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1415303747 | 1415328114 | t3_2li7g4 | t5_2to41 | 9 | EvilBrennan: TIFU by wearing the wrong underpants
I am a postie. I walk door to door delivering mail in Canada.
Real exciting.
So, I'm in training a year or so back and we get job shadowing where we get to follow along an established postie and learn how to be amazing like they are.
In reality, it's a way for them to ... | 3 | 3 | |
1415310536 | 1415328660 | t3_2lilkl | t5_2to41 | 26 | bleedingbut: TIFU by having an embarrassing medical condition
I work night shift as a CNA, so every single day when I come home I shower before I go to bed. Yesterday morning after my shower I'm drying myself off and when I look at the towel it's covered in blood. I'm thinking I may have started my period (I have an IU... | 7 | 3.714286 | |
1415311483 | 1415312956 | t3_2linhe | t5_2to41 | 5 | rawporkchoppoop: TIFU by eating raw porkchops before driving to school.
I love to bbq.
Even though the weather is getting colder, I'd rather be outside cooking and enjoying that crispy bbq food than eating something from the oven. I decided to put some porkchops on the grill,
While eating the porkchops, I was surpris... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1415306454 | 1415322757 | t3_2lid3t | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by adding chopped chilly to my InNOut burger
.......So i thought adding chopped chili to my InNOut cheeseburger would be a great idea......little did i know for the next 3 days my ass hole will be itching SO much that I'm ready to grab a sandpaper and manhandle it all across my ass hole.....i wouldn't w... | 5 | 1 | |
1415312026 | 1415335301 | t3_2liom8 | t5_2to41 | 101 | dragoonmurda: TIFU by deleting a Pokémon save that belonged to a kid with cancer.
So I have a pretty big fuck up that happened about a week ago.
I was in a Hospital for doing something stupid (breaking my arm by falling out of a tree) and while I was in there I had nothing to do to pass the time, so me being bored and... | 18 | 5.611111 | |
1415312749 | 1415313444 | t3_2liq4a | t5_2to41 | 3 | gooseman121: TIFU by not understanding a female
To start off I am a large six foot bearded man that works the front desk at my local college. Over the years that I worked there I have had a varied amount of interesting and weird questions. So today I had a girl come and ask for something but didn't quite hear her and t... | 3 | 1 | |
1415313135 | 1415366723 | t3_2liqx4 | t5_2to41 | 3 | aven304: Tifu be suggestively dancing in front of a teacher
This happened right after marching band practice and I was walking back with my friends when I saw the JROTC practicing. I see my friend and decide to make this really weird dance pose in front of her. She looks at me all panicky and I don't realize anything... | 3 | 1 | |
1415315637 | 1415462538 | t3_2livoo | t5_2to41 | 13,646 | JohnJerryson: TIFU my whole life. My regrets as a 46 year old, and advice to others at a crossroad
TIFU. More like more whole life really.
Hi, I my name's John. I've been lurking for a while, but I've finally made an account to post this. I need to get my life off my chest. About me. I'm a 46 year old banker and I ha... | 16 | 852.875 | |
1415314712 | 1415404273 | t3_2litx7 | t5_2to41 | 29 | nonameDanK: TIFU by screaming "FUCK" in the middle of my professor's presentation
So I'm a design student and my professor had the entire class sit around a table so he could show up how to do something. I was in a light mood because me and a couple friends were goofing off in the back of class laughing at some really ... | 6 | 4.833333 | |
1415319907 | 1415397241 | t3_2lj3ni | t5_2to41 | 6 | NuNch98: TIFU while making toast
Let me start by saying that this didn't happen today. It happened about a year ago.
I was trying to get a snack before tea and I decided to just make toast and have tea early. I made the toast but I noticed a piece fell off and got stuck in the toaster, I wanted to be sensible and take... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1415317667 | 1415320684 | t3_2lizgm | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my friends dad to stfu.
So lets get back to the roots. So im a Freshmen in highschool and I have two friends we'll call one BestFriend and we'll call the other Mutual friend. So I called BestFriends house phone and his older sister told me he wasnt home.I was calling because I gave BestFriend... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1415318222 | 1415326308 | t3_2lj0l1 | t5_2to41 | 7 | mmmboop: tifu by answering the door
so, i'm just sitting here, browsing reddit and i here a really loud knock on the door, i go to check who it is and its some guy with a summons for my mom, i go to call my mom and tell her a guy is at the door but instead i turn around and step in a full cricket trap (you know those ... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1415317774 | 1415327768 | t3_2lizoh | t5_2to41 | 15 | Doob4Sho: TIFU by eating too many edibles (not your typical edible fuck up)
Blah blah blah yes I get it, eating too many edibles and getting too high isn't a real fuck up. BUT that is not how I fucked up so just listen, the story is brief.
So I have a friend who is a rather avid smoker. He had a vaporizer that he has ... | 3 | 5 | |
1415322378 | 1415339691 | t3_2lj84b | t5_2to41 | 38 | gergy008: TIFU by setting a stupid name when setting up Word.
So I may have pirated/stole Microsoft word.
When you open it for the first time it asks you for your name and your initials, and I must have entered "go fuck a chicken" as a joke.
Ha ha. I've sent out for the last 1 year+ CVs to over 30 companies of which t... | 6 | 6.333333 | |
1415321907 | 1415392541 | t3_2lj79s | t5_2to41 | 21 | Sololegends: TIFU: Don't ignore dashboard lights even if they go back out..
My battery light went on a couple days ago and I decided I'd take care of it in two days when I had more time. However, the next day the light just went out and did not come back on. Figuring it was a fluke and everything was fine I continued o... | 7 | 3 | |
1415324299 | 1415678844 | t3_2ljbk8 | t5_2to41 | 270 | tiger383: TIFU by teaching one of my female students how to use a pen
Happened earlier today...
A female student comes to my office (that I share with 2 other teachers, in case you were getting any ideas) asking me to sign a permission slip. Before I sign, I notice that she did not fill in her name. I ask her politely... | 8 | 33.75 | |
1415323641 | 1415352603 | t3_2ljads | t5_2to41 | 5 | thegreeze: TIFU by becoming a certified Facebook stalker
So recently I've gone on a couple of dates with this really attractive girl and they have gone really well.
Skip to last night when I was checking out a link she posted on Facebook when I decided to have a good old stalk of her profile as you do. So while swipi... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1415325690 | 1415325886 | t3_2lje04 | t5_2to41 | 2 | callanrocks: TIFU crossposting from /r/relationships
Yep, didn't read the sidebar, got banned for posting about racecar beds with CB radios.
Whoops.
HoodieGalore: I read that - but I never read sidebars. What exactly did you do wrong?
callanrocks: Crossposted it to /r/nocontext
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1415325548 | 1415328507 | t3_2ljdq9 | t5_2to41 | 7 | JJLECHE: TIFU by not closing the door
Not that elaborate of a story and I'm sure you guessed it. I just choked the chicken w/ the door open. My little sister and mom were home and I'm prettttyyyy sure my sister walked by the door once... never again.
I don't want to look my little sister in the face now. :,(
riselikeb... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1415329547 | 1415345019 | t3_2ljkp6 | t5_2to41 | 142 | Lux-kun: TIFU by taking out the trash in my underwear
This happened just a few hours ago. But first, some context: trash is usually collected in our area on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday mornings. We used to take the trash out at night, but stray dogs and cats would usually go through the trash and make a huge mess on ... | 8 | 17.75 | |
1415320730 | 1415331116 | t3_2lj55s | t5_2to41 | 4 | curiousmonkey45: TIFU w/a Meat Thermometer
TIFU Using my "new" method for cooking pork loin, which requires a 550 degree oven for 15 minutes then an hour with the oven off, it was time to check the meat. I popped the thermometer in the meat and closed the door and waited to make sure it read at least 145. When I ripped... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1415330203 | 1415331716 | t3_2ljlv7 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by peeing on the wall.
TIFU. This happened a couple hours ago.
I had to pee and so I ran into the bathroom and lifted up the seat. My pee was pretty powerful because I was holding it in for so long.
I always wondered why dogs lifted their legs and wondered if I could do the same(dont ask because im n... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1415330445 | 1415332575 | t3_2ljm9h | t5_2to41 | 8 | UndecidedMN: TIFU by committing a felonious assault on a public toilet
quiteintriguing: So what precisely irks you about touching the seat. Do you envision ass to ass contact with a stranger?
Requiescence: This needs an answer and it needs an answer *now*.
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1415329612 | 1415335482 | t3_2ljktf | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by going into the Girl's bathroom.
So today I was in class doing a test because the end of the quarter was today. I'm in the middle of solving some algebra and suddenly, I feel the urge to pee. This wasn't a regular pee, mind you. This was a full blown emergency pee. So I get excused to go to the bathro... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1415330839 | 1415338664 | t3_2ljmwo | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU- By leaving my drivers license at home
Yesterday was my birthday and the Mrs bought me a brand new wallet. We were running late to a dinner with my family so I threw a few cards from my old wallet in the new wallet and left in a hurry.
Flash forward to this morning. I travel for work and generally fly... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1415327829 | 1415331597 | t3_2ljhtn | t5_2to41 | 3 | oddlikeeveryoneelse: TIFU by replying to the wrong email
This is as classic as it gets.
A big customer asks for updated pricing and delivery on an old quotes. My boss (who was CC) asks me to email with my thoughts. After I compile the info, I hit reply on the customer's original email and send him all out costs! And a... | 3 | 1 | |
1415307986 | 1415335932 | t3_2lig9v | t5_2to41 | 18 | Liquid-02: TIFU NSFW by casually giving my genitals light chemical burns.
It's been six hours, I type this perched atop a bag of frozen mixed vegetables as I decide if I need medical attention.
So I've been moving and setting up a completely new house for myself with a friend after I had a relationship break up, I hav... | 3 | 6 | |
1415326667 | 1415374770 | t3_2ljfqj | t5_2to41 | 24 | heiroh: TIFU by offering two girls from work my one extra concert ticket for tonight
I've been flirting with this cute girl (call her Abby) that works in my department. She seems kind of flimsy and noncommital to things in a cute way, but she suggested we go see a band that we both like that's coming to town tonight. I... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1415331504 | 1415338927 | t3_2ljo2b | t5_2to41 | 3 | theworldbystorm: TIFU by getting blackout drunk and doing... something.
Ripper_Bravo_Six: The way i see it man, if she wants to bitch about something you did while you were drunk, then proceed to be pissed and not tell you, and still not understand that you were drunk, fuck her man. Thats some drama about to go down f... | 6 | 0.5 | |
1415332260 | 1415335148 | t3_2ljpbr | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting so high, I confessed to my husband that I had cheated on him.
A few days ago, after a nap, my hubby wanted to wake and bake. Cool. He dabs and I don't smoke as much as I used to so usually I just take a hit after he does, clearing what smoke he's left in the rig.
Still groggy, I take a hit an... | 9 | 0.444444 | |
1415332583 | 1415381170 | t3_2ljpuh | t5_2to41 | 11 | mysterychallenger: TIFU by talking to a girl I creeped 4 years ago.
*Fuck. Fucking Fuck Fucker Fuck. Fuck.*
I embarrassed myself so *hard* today. *Cringe-worthy* shit today. But this yarn's a long'un, so sit tight and laugh as I lament my own stupidity.
I met a girl once. Around 4 years in the past, I talked to a gir... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1415333731 | 1415335564 | t3_2ljrrf | t5_2to41 | 13 | luckydingleberry: TIFU by using the wrong book for my paper
Professor picked three textbooks for the course. I didn't see the outline on the back of the syllabus showing which book he wanted used as a source(my fault). I thought choosing any of the three was sufficient. I chose the wrong one. Got 5/100. He didn't even ... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1415334218 | 1415334653 | t3_2ljsiy | t5_2to41 | 12 | Peanut_Wing: TIFU by forgetting my suit for my brother's wedding.
It is Thursday evening now. My brother's wedding is Saturday evening at 5PM where I am the best man.
I was sitting on the couch of the hotel room with my mother and father nearby. I sit up and with a sinking feeling if we remembered to pack my suit. My... | 3 | 4 | |
1415334475 | 1415335133 | t3_2ljsy7 | t5_2to41 | 4 | shad0wth3iffury: TIFU by melting my Barbecue
Background: My Girlfriend got a new Weber Grill for her birthday a month ago. A small expensive one with fold in shelves and we use all the time.
forward to today: Its our anniversary and i wanted to cook something nice for her so i turned on the grill to heat it up while ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1415333422 | 1415336117 | t3_2ljr9h | t5_2to41 | 10 | IDunGoofed-_-: TIFU by dropping out
Okay, so, maybe this wasn't today - I wanted to share it anyway..
Heres the story: I was in school, 14 year old me, getting in disputes with teachers almost every day, I absolutely HATED school because of the teachers, I didn't get along with a lot of students, but, I had friends, ... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1415331617 | 1415379205 | t3_2ljo9o | t5_2to41 | 28 | TheCaptainCog: TIFU by playing League of Legends
First off, I should say I wear glasses, and live about 60 kilometers from my University.
Today I had a midterm at my University. I'd been studying as hard as I could. non-stop since the night before, and felt pretty good about it and thought I knew everything. So, I de... | 6 | 4.666667 | |
1415331682 | 1415359290 | t3_2ljodk | t5_2to41 | 30 | wickednenad: TIFU by NOT following doctors orders
The beginning of this tifu was 8 months ago, but I only found out today.
After doing my annual PT test I noticed a distinct soreness in my lower legs, almost as though someone were blowing up a balloon inside both legs, I went to a doctor and he sent me to get bone sc... | 7 | 4.285714 | |
1415336771 | 1415372089 | t3_2ljwgi | t5_2to41 | 15 | egomaticman: TIFU by sending a bomb threat to a school
This didn't happen today, it happened a few years ago, anyways...
To start off, I've never been good in school. I've never turned in work, and of course the teachers would discipline me for not turning shit in, and as a result I always tried to get out of school, ... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1415335809 | 1415339590 | t3_2ljv11 | t5_2to41 | 4 | the_cockie_monster: TIFU by giving my grandmother chlamydia
Like most TIFU's this did not happen today..
It was Christmas time about 10 years ago and like usual the whole family convened at my grandmother's for gifting, food, drinking etc. Under the impression that it was a secret Santa 16 year old me thought it would... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1415337468 | 1415410137 | t3_2ljxgl | t5_2to41 | 2 | lovemesomedeadpool: TIFU by getting into an argument with a Lil Wayne fan....
jungleistmassive: funny, but not really a fuck up
lovemesomedeadpool: Well to me it was because I ended up having an hour long fight over it and then I didn't mention it but he had his cousins and friends gang up on me a few days later.
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1415337638 | 1415435976 | t3_2ljxqb | t5_2to41 | 136 | HiWhatsMyName: TIFU by destroying the tip of my penis with a child's toy.
So I went to the Alamo. Ya know, "Remember the Alamo?" That one. Well I went to the gift shop and planned on buying nothing. Of course my brother in law and I are too immature not to buy something made for a child. So we both purchased little cap... | 6 | 22.666667 | |
1415339241 | 1415340472 | t3_2ljzzp | t5_2to41 | 22 | evanthesquirrel: TIFU. I called in sick and accidentally got myself fired. Silver lining though...
The other day I was too depressed to go to work for reasons that are too detailed to get into here, but are kind of legitimate, so I called in sick. Except instead of saying "I need a personal day" I said "I am sick". T... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1415339168 | 1415340393 | t3_2ljzwh | t5_2to41 | 2 | DumbFuckRetard: TIFU : Retarded argument with Reddit User: Conyat2
peace_nz: Oh hey Conyat2
DumbFuckRetard: what say ye?
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1415340492 | 1415378487 | t3_2lk1mq | t5_2to41 | 31 | blackhardt: TIFU I fucked up by not picking up after my dog, ten years ago.
I was once a foolish teenager, as we all were. Responsibility was such a throw-away, especially when they weren't responsibilities you laid upon yourself, but rather requested of you by your parental authority unit.
For me, walking the dog was... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1415340677 | 1415384688 | t3_2lk1v7 | t5_2to41 | 99 | [deleted]: TIFU and came home to an empty apartment.
I chose my addiction over being a responsible adult. I got an eviction notice a week ago and ignored it for the most part.
I kept telling myself I had "one more day" every time the key still worked. "I'll move my stuff out tomorrow"...
Today when I opened the... | 3 | 33 | |
1415336338 | 1415346680 | t3_2ljvsl | t5_2to41 | 3 | Detainedthrow: TIFU by getting refused entry to a country.
So I had a 2 year work visa in the UK and upon the expiry of it I decided to do the old pop in pop out of the country and come back on a visitor visa. I had a friend do that with his visa and no problems, just had a great time staying in the UK a bit longer as... | 3 | 1 | |
1415342831 | 1415344182 | t3_2lk4ei | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: Tifu Got friendzoned now she's coming over
FrissioNx: Make ur move tonight
Apple_chip: Would you?
FrissioNx: It's worked for me in the past. That's me though. Feel it out. Pay attention to how close she sits, the pitch of her voice (higher than normal indicates attraction). And if you can, sway the convers... | 5 | 1 | |
1415342203 | 1415343653 | t3_2lk3p9 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by handing in my paper early
My family is going away for reading break tomorrow, and we're leaving one day early, meaning I'll miss my Friday classes. I have a paper due tomorrow, but since it's a three hour monday lecture, we have to hand it in to the history office by 4pm on Friday. I wrote the whole ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1415343365 | 1415344487 | t3_2lk506 | t5_2to41 | 4 | throwaway321now: TIFU by changing my race.
I've been lurking for a while now and created a throw-away because, well, if anyone finds out this was me then I guess I'm... not sure what to do.
I've read through some of these f*ck ups, and thought, "Wow, these guys are morons." Nothing would have prepared me for last nigh... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1415343442 | 1415348245 | t3_2lk53o | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking 200 mg of caffeine moments before bed.
Guild-Navigator: When I have needed to puke up pills in the past, drinking a bunch of water and then inducing vomiting helped me get them out.
quelnae: I used diet coke, the bubbles helped
Guild-Navigator: Ah, good thinking. Hope it worked. Good luck on... | 4 | 1 | |
1415344244 | 1415365729 | t3_2lk62w | t5_2to41 | 10 | OMG_im_so_straight: TIFU by ordering a dildo for my butt
Jewhat: What the fuck did I just read
Martin2235: Me and you both....
moontintedtulips: I don't know what to do with this tbh
adsfew: Downvote it?
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1415343743 | 1415348372 | t3_2lk5gw | t5_2to41 | 4 | ross_anthony93: Tifu by checking out the nurse in front of my wife
SilverHairedBandito: Claim you wanted to see her identification badge checked out because you don't want random people messing with your child's life? Good luck OP it's hard place to get out of.
random_ass: I don't think they wear IDs on their asses.
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1415345223 | 1415502538 | t3_2lk766 | t5_2to41 | -12 | jcmidmo: TIFU: By going to law school.
I am 36. I have three children which I had young, and I just now after 7 months got a new part time job. The Irony is I have a Law Degree that I deeply regret getting. My then girlfriend now wife got pregnant at 16 while we were in high school. Throughout college I worked full tim... | 6 | -2 | |
1415342733 | 1415402018 | t3_2lk4a0 | t5_2to41 | 11 | Clawhammer0816: TIFU by pulling a Spongebob.
So this happened a couple of days ago, but the experience is still clear in my mind.
I was on my way to the gym like every other day, pumped up for another successful work out that began with a solid 5 sets of squats. Because I like to get as good as of a workout as I can g... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1415346375 | 1415402701 | t3_2lk8bc | t5_2to41 | 40 | Imnotaringer: TIFU by forgetting the sound was full blast.
So this story happened a few years ago but still makes me cringe to think about. I was a pretty shitty student in university and liked to sit in the back of classes so I could dink around on Reddit and zone the fuck out.
I get to the class early so I can get ... | 5 | 8 | |
1415347483 | 1415366113 | t3_2lk9ft | t5_2to41 | 20 | burwor: TIFU I had a sweet job interview, but a ill timed fart did me in. Fuck me.
I finally had a job interview I wanted. It wasn't a dream job, but it was in tech for about 10K more than what I make now. I have been fighting some sort of virus or something the last few days, and wanted to cancel, because I had been h... | 4 | 5 | |
1415347859 | 1415359968 | t3_2lk9sk | t5_2to41 | 11 | Sentient_Atom: TIFU by taking a majestic piss after having eaten a habanero
BlueLegion: You only posted this to brag about how many euphemisms you can think of, didn't you?
Sentient_Atom: shh don't let anyone know.
Kerbalnaught1: My wong was burnt
My cigarette was used...
| 4 | 2.75 | |
1415348921 | 1415354154 | t3_2lkasy | t5_2to41 | 14 | Martin2235: Tifu by making my SO think I want to bang her little sister
StahpTouchinMeh: im new to this subreddit but what does SO mean?
Martin2235: Significant Other, my lad
StahpTouchinMeh: thank you :D
ChroniclesIY: Lies... it means Senior Officer.. never go full retard on your SO's little sister
| 5 | 2.8 | |
1415348027 | 1416437715 | t3_2lk9xt | t5_2to41 | 34 | Kcanable: Tifu at a piano recital
This happened about two months ago. I played piano as a kid and just recently started taking lessons again cause of chico marx. I wanted to learn ragtime so i forced my way through the first half of scott joplins maple leaf rag. The recital was two months away and I only knew a simple ... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1415357880 | 1415362821 | t3_2lkipp | t5_2to41 | 11 | Bestialman: TIFU by taking a shot
So i met this funny, intelligent and wonderful girl in Cuba during vacation (Annie). Both of us were from the same region, and we kept contact after the vacation. Fast foward 5 months later, we are dating. I've met her family, she met my friends, and things are getting serious between ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1415360939 | 1415365171 | t3_2lkln9 | t5_2to41 | 11 | urinegirl21: TIFU by being too lazy to go to the toilet
This happened a few days ago.
I came home from a date that involved a lot of drinking, got home got into bed. Nature calls and I desperately need to urinate but the toilet is all the way downstairs. In my drunken and lazy state, I decide it's a good idea to just ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1415362607 | 1415394397 | t3_2lkng6 | t5_2to41 | 3,312 | BakedBuffalo: TIFU by eating a whole Papa John's Chili Fritos pizza before a meeting.
I probably don't have to warn you that this is going to get disgusting.
I unexpectedly had a night off work the night before last, so I did what I typically do in these sort of situations: get blackout drunk and eat terrible delivery... | 10 | 331.2 | |
1415362654 | 1415398415 | t3_2lknhz | t5_2to41 | 84 | WetWired: TIFU by discovering the contents of a clients ZIP Disk
Ok obviously by the zip disk reference this wasn't a recent occurrence, but back in roughly 1999 I used to work in IT for a PC repair store in a small country town.
We had a client who came in fairly frequently and liked to chat with the staff, he was ki... | 5 | 16.8 | |
1415357835 | 1415409489 | t3_2lkioa | t5_2to41 | 429 | Dastoks: TIFU by pleasuring myself during guarding at my base
So im a soldier .. a paratrooper figther
And sometimes we need to guard the gates and certain places in the base.
Atm i am stationed at the Counter terrorist base so we had to go on guard
Any who .. i gaurded a gate to the shooting range and it was a 3hours ... | 8 | 53.625 | |
1415363523 | 1415414106 | t3_2lkogf | t5_2to41 | 9 | caz_sayuri: TIFU by missing a job interview
spectacularknight: Not going to lie, that is pretty bad. Interviewers can't really know anything about anyone, as anyone can just lie. They however know one thing about you. You failed at meeting a schedule.
caz_sayuri: Yeah, it's looking pretty bad for me, I understand thei... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1415369107 | 1415393536 | t3_2lkv7g | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by sharting at work
Driving to work today. Feeling great, going to Chicago to chill with some friends. Get about half way during my drive and my tummy rumbles, and I mean not just some "you hungry, bro" rumble. This rumble was topping the Richter scales. I mean, its the rumble that you feel at a full fo... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1415364945 | 1415432292 | t3_2lkq1o | t5_2to41 | 665 | Hazarsh: TIFU by walking to a job interview in the rain
TIFU, I had a job interview today.. feeling ambitious aswell as nervously confident I got the train to the destination arriving an hour early. I decide to go into McDonald's for a coffee to kill half hour as it was also raining, but not that bad. I proceeded to dr... | 8 | 83.125 | |
1415369664 | 1415399086 | t3_2lkw20 | t5_2to41 | 3 | theodork69: TIFU by playing Red Dead Redemption
TheGermanViking: Why couldn't you just skip the cinematic? I always skip it when I reach that part and my sisters nearby.
theodork69: I don't know why. I guess I didn't think about it. But I actually paused it which was probably worse
| 3 | 1 | |
1415370995 | 1415372258 | t3_2lky47 | t5_2to41 | 2 | yuplo: Allo
cobblestoned_: That's nice, dear.
yuplo: Thank you first client =D
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1415369175 | 1415392071 | t3_2lkvb5 | t5_2to41 | 36 | bmcmb: TIFU by licking the cheese
So this was a while back like a lot of other stories, but anyway, back then I had a job where I helped make Pizzas in a Hut. I was usually the one who got the pizzas out of the oven and cut them and boxed them and put the right sauces with the right orders. I was kinda secluded from th... | 3 | 12 | |
1415373322 | 1415377871 | t3_2ll1ut | t5_2to41 | 5 | jalvez: TIFU for not being able to find what I really enjoy doing...
English is not my main languange to sorry for bad grammar errors that you might found, I have been arround this subreddit for 2 months by now and this was one of the post that really caught my attention, not for being really something that bringed a t... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1415374700 | 1415377559 | t3_2ll48r | t5_2to41 | 10 | throwawaysarefun777: TIFU a new relationship
I met this girl three weeks ago. We hit it off great. We took it slow because both of us were certain the other just wanted to be friends. After we kissed the first time last week and agreed to be exclusive I said I still wanted to take things slow. Last night I spent the ni... | 5 | 2 | |
1415373652 | 1415484250 | t3_2ll2e3 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Cheezbrgrz: TIFU by doing the Blazin' Challenge!
NormanRB: I've done it multiple times. Never had any issues after. Hell, before I even knew it was a challenge (years ago), I was sitting eating the wings (ordered 2 dozen) and was nearly done before the waitress told me that I should've taken the challenge. My buddy to... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1415375217 | 1415375823 | t3_2ll534 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by not telling someone my name.
This happened when I was in elementary school in the southern US where every student was white.
One day, just before we left the classroom to get lunch, we had a new student join us. This new student was black. Our teacher insisted that as we left for lunch we would intr... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1415375447 | 1415393435 | t3_2ll5kx | t5_2to41 | 602 | tifuthrowaway123456: TIFU by trying to pay it forward.
I work paycheck to paycheck. I only had about 20 bucks in my account. I've done this a few times and it always feel good, so I decided to pay it forward at the drive through. Also, I have a crush on the girl who works there and will admit that I was trying to impre... | 6 | 100.333333 | |
1415375677 | 1415375857 | t3_2ll5zo | t5_2to41 | 4 | Banatepec: TIFU by realizing that every morning my mom kisses me on the cheek, she could've been giving my dad a blow job the night before.
Kraligor: Well, she only sucked his cock, you came out of it.
Banatepec: haha this made my day.
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1415375935 | 1415411934 | t3_2ll6fz | t5_2to41 | 1,512 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting a lap dance from a stripper with my boyfriend.
Throw away for obvious reasons and I'm keeping this a short story. This happened a several weeks ago.
My boyfriend and I have been dating for several months and things have been, and are, going great. We recently splurged on a trip to Vegas toge... | 10 | 151.2 | |
1415372484 | 1415379404 | t3_2ll0j5 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Alliewh33lz: TIFU by answering the phone.
BigBobsBootyBarn: Oddly enough that was a lot easier to follow than I originally expected.
So was #1 right for wanting to kick #3 out, and was #3 really going to stab #1 because #2 called #3 and warned him about #1 plans?
Alliewh33lz: its 1's house.. 3 hasnt paid rent in two... | 3 | 1 | |
1415377133 | 1415397771 | t3_2ll8m6 | t5_2to41 | 26 | DomOnRs: TIFU by playing 'These hoes aint loyal' across the whole restaraunt
This happened to my mum, and it actually happened today, wow a first!
So my mum spends quite a bit of time in the car, and this means listening to plenty of radio. Chris browns 'these hoes aint loyal' is constantly played, but the clean versi... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1415377971 | 1415431817 | t3_2lla7f | t5_2to41 | 1,175 | The_AntiSpoon: TIFU by telling a girl they'd always be able to identify her body.
So some background. I've been binging on a lot of Dexter, CSI, and other morbid shows with a lot of death. Needless to say that was pretty much what was on my mind going into this party last night. So here I am, rather drunk, talking to t... | 9 | 130.555556 | |
1415378160 | 1415465811 | t3_2llala | t5_2to41 | 4 | avenlanzer: TIFU by pooping on my phone.
BEASTxSKILLS: I hope I get to read this one tomorrow
avenlanzer: http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2looh7/tifu_by_pooping_on_my_phone/
Reposted on an appropriate day. Remember not to FU with poop on weekdays.
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1415378715 | 1415394419 | t3_2llbn2 | t5_2to41 | 66 | [deleted]: TIFU by trusting a girl whom I knew for many years, just out of prison and rehab.
Nappyboy28: These hoes ain't loyal. Best of luck.
iama_TrustingMoron: Thanks, she's never given me a reason to not trust her over the years. Thanks alot though.
orilyrily: I think her lifestyle was a big hint. Maybe you just ... | 6 | 11 | |
1415378991 | 1415388600 | t3_2llc5m | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by having cats
ScribeVallincourt: How many glasses of water do you have at any one time?
_docious: i'm convinced that op is the little girl from the movie aliens who just has hundreds of glasses of water throughout the house.
edit: i think that's the wrong movie name. but i can't remember the name of ... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1415380190 | 1415413385 | t3_2llefz | t5_2to41 | 4 | PM_ME_UR_AMOUR: TIFU by finding out who I truly am.
Before I start off, I would like to preface this by saying I really apologize for not posting a fun TIFU as I've wanted to post for a long time due to all the 'wacky' adventures I, unintentionally and intentionally, get myself into. So, sorry, once again.
I realized... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1415382222 | 1415383349 | t3_2llibl | t5_2to41 | 5 | Mentalstreak: TIFU by forgetting everyone I cared about for my Girlfriend.
Hey everyone. I'm Tim. All throughout my teenage years, I would put women before things that were *really* important. I dropped out of psychology so I could be in the same classes as a girl I liked and barely knew. I don't even remember her name... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1415382248 | 1415387501 | t3_2llidi | t5_2to41 | 40 | MDChristie: TIFU by discovering we have a panic alarm at work by almost causing a hostage scare
A few years ago (no, not today) I worked as a weekend supervisor in really crappy shoe shop, I'd worked there since I was at school and I'd been promoted without being given any proper training.
Anyway, one quiet Sunday I h... | 4 | 10 | |
1415383117 | 1415388733 | t3_2llk18 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Vallmor: TIFU by showing my Grandmother some hardcore porn
First, something I feel needs mentioning for this tale. My grandma has always, no matter what I do, tried to see the best in me. Maybe chalk it up to being naive, I don't know. In her eyes it seems I've never done one thing wrong in my life, at least not intent... | 4 | 2 | |
1415383476 | 1415385641 | t3_2llkot | t5_2to41 | 4 | Schnoobywoo: TIFU, by listening to 'Shake It Off'
hazardousduke: Fuck Taylor Swift.
fredrickff1: i would
Hard_Bodied_Man: Don't go there...
*snaps fingers several times*
| 4 | 1 | |
1415384838 | 1415385603 | t3_2llndf | t5_2to41 | 4 | cjuddy_220: TIFU by eating too many Warheads.
Alesandramw: I was not expecting that, what the **fuck**.
BlueLegion: I expected her tasting the sour second hand. No more warheads for me ever
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1415384859 | 1415388822 | t3_2llnej | t5_2to41 | 1 | aThrowAwayLel: TIFU by trying to remove a hickey
This was a few years ago and I was 18 at the time. I was the most shy introverted kid you can imagine. Fuck I had trouble making it through the damn drive thru. At the time I was a couple of weeks off of starting my first semester at college and still had never even ... | 3 | 0.333333 |
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