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1415384992 | 1415387806 | t3_2llnnh | t5_2to41 | 9 | jonathanthemightiest: TIFU my social life
Today and the first day when I was born on February 16, 1995 (I'm 19 now)I screwed up my social life. Throughout all my life I didn't have any connections with anyone at all or made any friends, the only connections are my family and family friends. I didn't socialize with any... | 3 | 3 | |
1415385225 | 1415397052 | t3_2llo3b | t5_2to41 | 83 | kigigik: TIFU by accidentally performing urethral sounding on myself.
So I had just finished my post-coffee morning business, and I was in a bit of a hurry. I pulled up my pants, but in my haste/clumsiness, somehow managed to insert the latch on my belt buckle directly into my pee-hole. Everything happened so quickly t... | 6 | 13.833333 | |
1415377722 | 1415390312 | t3_2ll9qg | t5_2to41 | 8 | GoAwayOrBeTaunted: TIFU By Accidently Calling my Teacher's Mother a Hamster
Throwaway. This happened earlier today, still reeling. So a while back I was punished for plagiarism, a little bit of a stretch, but I still deserved it. This is an AP class so it's a fail for the trimester. My teacher is concerned we won't be ... | 4 | 2 | |
1415386375 | 1415389331 | t3_2llqbo | t5_2to41 | 1 | beeeel: TIFU by stopping for a pint with lunch before my labs
what_JACKBURTON_says: Tuition we'll spent. Wait, probably not your money anyway or else you'd give more of a shit.
Hard_Bodied_Man: No, he's doing what you're supposed to do in college.
| 3 | 0.333333 | |
1415389310 | 1415453355 | t3_2llw49 | t5_2to41 | 209 | Deadgirlfuckoff: TIFU by telling a dead girl to go fuck herself
Throwaway because my friends know my username.
Basically I'd been texting a girl that I matched with on Tinder. We'd been talking for about 3 months and we really got along. There was one instance when she didn't talk to me for a few days because she was ... | 12 | 17.416667 | |
1415390559 | 1415400043 | t3_2llyl2 | t5_2to41 | 11 | Tahab_1: TIFU by coughing out loud to cover the sound of my phone turning on during class.
So, I was in my history class today, I'm in high school (UK), and I still have to live by the 'no phone' rule. I recently changed classrooms, to the other half of the year, to who I have little or no contact at all with. So I whi... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1415392895 | 1415425377 | t3_2lm355 | t5_2to41 | 275 | SlainByNut: TIFU by peeing behind my couch for 3 months.
Let me set the stage for my urine-related escapade: I was 6 years old, had overall poor toddler judgement, and was lazy as hell.
Alright! So I used to hang out in my basement, in front of me nice little tv and watch VHS tapes of Disney movies and shit. The close... | 10 | 27.5 | |
1415391352 | 1415416946 | t3_2lm05c | t5_2to41 | 35 | BlacknightII: TIFU by pleasing myself during a fire alarm. [Sort of NSFW]
I was in class reading the scarlet letter when all of a sudden the fire alarm went off. This has happened a lot so I assumed we would be right back. I also don't know what it is about old literature but I always get horny while reading. So we all... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1415396835 | 1415434903 | t3_2lm1qy | t5_2to41 | 6 | boomer478: No, (s)he was right.
Volatilize: I am a sir.
CustomerNoService: You don't have to keep living a lie. It's okay.
Volatilize: Apparently I was downvoted for saying I'm a male. What a strange site this is.
TheWin420: People get downvoted for less.
| 5 | 1.2 | |
1415394938 | 1415658907 | t3_2lm71e | t5_2to41 | 8,201 | Goofygrrl: TIFU: I took my dream job, and it destroyed my life.
Today I fucked up. Actually, This year I fucked up. Not even in the wildest imagination could I have imagined where I would end up. It started with the perfect job. I lead position, a big salary, they moved me and my family across the nation and got us set... | 15 | 546.733333 | |
1415393629 | 1415457915 | t3_2lm4m4 | t5_2to41 | 4 | finalbosses1: TIFU by making my friend break his collarbone
Like almost all Fuck ups, this didn't happen today but sometime around a year and a half ago.
It started as a normal day. I was with my friends (lets call them John and Bob) skating to school that morning. Well as we are skating there, there is this pretty go... | 4 | 1 | |
1415390987 | 1415406089 | t3_2llzfy | t5_2to41 | 15 | Girthquake42: TIFU by cleaning up my dog's vomit
My family owns a dog. Her name is China, and she gets really bad anxiety whenever my mother is gone for a long period of time. Today, my mother and grandmother had to leave to go shopping two cities away, so they'd be gone for a very long time. Okay, awesome. I leave Chi... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1415392693 | 1415399457 | t3_2lm2qx | t5_2to41 | 6 | IwishIwasGoku: TIFU by almost breaking my nose and teeth while headbanging
So I'm a big metalhead, I'm 18 and the house is empty. I was walking around earlier today with my headphones on, listening to some prog (Ne Obliviscaris for anyone interested, their new album is fucking awesome). Anyways, I walked into my mom's ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1415396117 | 1415404519 | t3_2lm9ad | t5_2to41 | 6 | Jedi_next_life: TIFU by collecting money from a girl outside class
About a week ago, one of my good friends from school forgot her credit card at home and needed some money so she could buy lunch for the day. We are pretty cool and she spotted money for me once when my card expired, so naturally I helped her out. It wa... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1415396401 | 1415397882 | t3_2lm9sk | t5_2to41 | 5 | GamesinaBit: TIFU by seeing if someone would contradict themselves
I love messing with people. I don't physically harm them or emotionally harm them, I just like messing with them.
Today at lunch, I'm talking to my friend (let's call him Guy) while on the side of the line when I see somebody (let's call her TooLoyal) ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1415397055 | 1415413158 | t3_2lmb0q | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by ruining a wedding
So I needed to ask the bride where she was. I took the groom(My uncle)s phone and texted the bride from the groom's phone asking where she was. She said she was getting ready, so I said "sure. You're 'getting ready' for two hours. She then proceeds to send nude pics of her leaving t... | 3 | 2 | |
1415396808 | 1415657790 | t3_2lmaka | t5_2to41 | 52 | Dand3li0ncl0ck: TIFU By Ruining My New Boyfriend's Sheets
So this isn't as bad as a lot of fuck ups here, but I'm young so this stuff freaks me out.
I recently started dating someone new about four days ago, and since I'm in college, I've been sleeping in his dorm. Yesterday I started my period but I thought nothing ... | 6 | 8.666667 | |
1415395180 | 1415400212 | t3_2lm7hz | t5_2to41 | 12 | I-effed-soo-bad: TIFU by not realising I was in public
So today me and my friends went out to a local cinema. We decided it would be a good idea to go the local corner shop and buy cheap snacks. This cinema is in South-East part of London, and for those of you who don't know, here even glancing over at a person for a s... | 4 | 3 | |
1415398357 | 1415408757 | t3_2lmdd0 | t5_2to41 | 5 | agentchuckbartowski: TIFU by getting drunk, becoming a ninja and eventually pissing on my roomate's floor
So this TIFU actually happened about five years ago on my 21st birthday, but I was thinking about it today and decided to share with reddit, because I think reddit would enjoy.
So I was going to college and livin... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1415400491 | 1415447717 | t3_2lmh3i | t5_2to41 | 103 | badmasturbator: TIFU by vacuuming my roommate's room.
My college roommate is my best friend and has been basically since I was born. Growing up, I always thought his mom was extremely hot, and would fantasize about her. This was true of basically every boy in the neighborhood. My friend knew this, and it bothered him, ... | 4 | 25.75 | |
1415400642 | 1415421489 | t3_2lmhcz | t5_2to41 | 13 | tylervsnyc: TIFU by moving a pawn to b5, hanging my c6 knight, and exposing myself to a queen check on d5, my king being on g8
anyone else been there? I just felt like such a goof, lost my knight... i mean ...
the_dinks: Damn son, why you gotta do yourself like that?
tylervsnyc: Bro, I goofed
What else can I say?
| 3 | 4.333333 | |
1415400323 | 1415417737 | t3_2lmgua | t5_2to41 | 4 | comeonbraah: TIFU my chances
This was midnight last night and pours into the early morning.
So I've been having this really weird flirty relationship with this girl for the past 3 - 4 months now, and I've developed a huge crush on her. Like super freaking huge, I haven't felt this away about a girl in so long. I thou... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1415400957 | 1415404674 | t3_2lmhwt | t5_2to41 | 101 | fuzzyblackyeti: TIFU by calling the cops on a burglar leaving my home.
This happened when I was in 7th or 8th grade. But I was walking home from school on a sunny afternoon. My twin and older brother are involved in sports, and were at practice, so I got to walk home alone today. My walk home was about a mile and a hal... | 4 | 25.25 | |
1415401769 | 1415502727 | t3_2lmja9 | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting to return my brother's lawn mower
Now that it's Summer, I thought it was about time I trimmed my lawn.
I do not own a lawn mower myself so I asked my brother if he could lend me his, He agreed to lend me the mower if I promised to return it the following day, So of course I agreed.
After t... | 4 | 6 | |
1415401352 | 1415411256 | t3_2lmikx | t5_2to41 | 64 | fil1983: TIFU by flagging down cops while holding a kitchen knife
I locked my keys in my car. An 86' Toyota truck. Luckily, I was parked in front of a grocery store so I went inside and bought a kitchen knife in hopes of using it as a make shift "key" since the locks on my car are really warn and I've heard others havi... | 3 | 21.333333 | |
1415399712 | 1416082006 | t3_2lmfsu | t5_2to41 | -8 | F-Tip: TIFU by stepping onto a floor tile that wasn't supported by anything.
this actually goes back to last night. i was with a group of friends and we were playing card game. i had just told a joke that made the entire room erupt into laughter when i decided to go into the kitchen to grab a beer. in the kitchen was a... | 12 | -0.666667 | |
1415403693 | 1415409139 | t3_2lmmjq | t5_2to41 | 11 | nothayha: TIFU by posting comments out of context
Cyndi1976: I think you need some children because you have way too much time on your hands.
Teotwawki69: Sounds like everyone in all those groups needs something to keep them busy, but I really don't think any of them should be breeding.
Cyndi1976: Good point.
| 4 | 2.75 | |
1415403974 | 1415467227 | t3_2lmn07 | t5_2to41 | 14 | Smelllikeass: Tifu by never washing my butthole.
I feel so stupid. In like sixth grade I washed my butthole for the first time, and it stung really bad because I had hemorrhoids, but I was oblivious and figured that you aren't suppose to wash your butthole. Flash forward like four years, I'm in tenth grade and I'm si... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1415404673 | 1415407182 | t3_2lmo7g | t5_2to41 | 32 | Gynominer: TIFU by eating my own cum
This happened last week. I've been seeing this girl for a few weeks now. She's intelligent, cute and kinky as hell in bed. She loves to be bitten and scratched and the whole deal. So, last night we're deep into a marathon session of some pretty intense and animalistic love making. W... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1415405547 | 1415406017 | t3_2lmpml | t5_2to41 | 8 | thrwawy5632: Tifu my marriage by getting another woman pregnant
TIFU_Lurker: Dead... Bedroom? So is this the new excuse phrase for not having the balls to say to your SO's face that it's over and you want to move on BEFORE you bang someone else?
thrwawy5632: Not an excuse. Just background. I take full responsibility... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1415405682 | 1415427535 | t3_2lmpuu | t5_2to41 | 5 | oops_hacker: TIFU by accidentally hacking my University's entire filesystem
DiggingforPoon: I will bet you MY yearly salary no-one ever even notices...
oops_hacker: Yeah, let's just say I hope you win that bet...
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1415407232 | 1415438800 | t3_2lmsb8 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Insulaventus: Tifu by getting a speeding ticket in my parents' car
I was about to collect some friends who were out drinking. they texted me that they were outside waiting for me. since it's so cold right now, i thought i should drive a little faster so they wont freeze so bad.
The party house is in a very flat area,... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1415407499 | 1415410800 | t3_2lmsp2 | t5_2to41 | 4 | gilbertg2000: TIFU by playing tennis with my girlfriend
Kespatcho: I personally like the taste of female blood.
hemp_knight: "What did the vampire say to the high school girl?"
"See you next period"
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1415408214 | 1416023004 | t3_2lmtt5 | t5_2to41 | 14 | TIFU_Brian: TIFU for forgetting to plug in the headphone jack.
It was me and my GF's anniversary. We were so excited to be going to a very formal and "classy" place. Me being the dumbass I am, I only wore a button-up shirt. It was one of those places where you needed at least a fucking formal jacket to get in, so I was... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1415407656 | 1415409471 | t3_2lmsy0 | t5_2to41 | 4 | MyVaginaIs: TIFU I took scissors to my pubes...
Ok so to start from the beginning. I had been messaging this incredibly HAWT guy for a while, and after some steamy conversations we had arranged to meet up tomorrow. Finally I was going to fuck this Adonis. BUT I had one massive...hairy...problem...my bikini line.
... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1415408441 | 1415409258 | t3_2lmu4t | t5_2to41 | 6 | EpicSeaPancake: TIFU by wiping myself a second asshole
Tigress052009: Directly above the hole?? You may possibly have an abscess not a pimple.. I say take a hot bath, keep an eye on it and if it starts to get painful or puss draining from it go to the doc...
killshot_ben: The man just wiped himself a hole in his ass... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1415407961 | 1415452450 | t3_2lmtfb | t5_2to41 | 17 | jono99: TIFU by singing in front of a cop.
I live in NYC and our busy train stations have a significant police presence that do random searches on bags, suitcases, etc. With that bit of build up out of the way, here it goes.
I was on my way home from class, eager to start the weekend and get some well earned sleep a... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1415402184 | 1415470887 | t3_2lmjz6 | t5_2to41 | 12 | linguo_bot: TIFU by taking a short cut in Kenya
Not today but a few years ago. Just before some British and French people were kidnapped from this area and murdered by Somali pirates.
Lamu, Kenya. Two friends and I were on this island off the coast of Kenya. We had had our guard up for months prior being in Kenya (mos... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1415410503 | 1415554625 | t3_2lmx91 | t5_2to41 | 10 | pushingaterd: TIFU People always rub me the wrong way
So, this is my first post here so please Reddit be gentle with me. Here goes nothing. Today I fucked up...I wanted to attend a writing workshop to improve on a screen play I am working on for a contest. I need to win this competition because I am a Theatre major in ... | 5 | 2 | |
1415409745 | 1415581751 | t3_2lmw4h | t5_2to41 | 19 | CONTRASENA_ES_TACO: TIFU: Life pro tip. Don't jerk off at work.
This happened about 2 weeks ago.
Back story. I had been working a new job for about a month, and everything was (and still is luckily) going fine. I don't really know anyone that well, and I'm still kind of "the new guy". It's a small company, about 20 of... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1415412508 | 1415473689 | t3_2ln06k | t5_2to41 | 1,657 | GhostyWB: TIFU by wiping my ass with a Q-tip
So me and my friend have a late Taco Bell run, and his gf gives him a call . She asks if we want to hang out with her and her friend. At first I was a bit hesitant (the ol' trying to set up her nasty friend with me incident came into mind ) but I eventually accepted.
So we... | 11 | 150.636364 | |
1415412535 | 1415413973 | t3_2ln083 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU By Masturbating in the School Bathroom
nintendonate64: 1: how do you not notice some guy filming you or something like that? I guess you could be really caught up in the moment (OP I don't expect you to know the answers)
2: extremely odd how the guy wasn't like extremely creeped out or just weirded out... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1415409893 | 1415417714 | t3_2lmwck | t5_2to41 | 154 | KahleenB: TIFU by telling my boyfriend to pick up our kitten
This fuck up was actually 2 years ago! This is my first TIFU post so if apologize for any mistakes in advance!
So to give a little detail before the story. My boyfriend bought me a kitten for our 1 year anniversey, her name is Shilo. She's not the brightest ... | 5 | 30.8 | |
1415413266 | 1415458833 | t3_2ln1do | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU making ramen
rukia8492: at least you haven't caused ramen to catch fire while cooking like i have.
comedygene: You have to add water and stay awake
rukia8492: both of which i did.
comedygene: Hmmmmmm. OK. What did you do?
| 5 | 2.6 | |
1415414778 | 1415417498 | t3_2ln3kg | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by not Doing my Revision
Applying to the police service in the UK.
Need to pass a certification course to get into training.
Passed all the recruitment tests for the job appointment, they just need my certificate.
Passed the entire certification course except for 17 exam questions I'm doing in a resi... | 5 | 1 | |
1415413693 | 1415617612 | t3_2ln20b | t5_2to41 | 42 | loose_change: TIFU by hosting a Twin Day at my school
This happened two months ago, but it was still the biggest FU in a while..
I'm on a committee at my school that basically controls and plans all events, and we have a spirit week every now and then. Sure it may be dumb, but it's still fun and my selected group got... | 5 | 8.4 | |
1415420463 | 1415479263 | t3_2lnblz | t5_2to41 | 819 | BlatantConservative: TIFU by printing 300 copies of a stupid pun to all the printers in the building of a rival high school.
As with most of these stories, I didn't do it today. I did it yesterday, actually, but only got in trouble for it today.
I'm a senior at a rich public school with a fairly competent computer p... | 12 | 68.25 | |
1415421429 | 1415421809 | t3_2lncw6 | t5_2to41 | 2 | PantsTheRobot: TIFU By shitting my pants.
So i was normally goofing around reddit, reading some stuff when i suddenly felt like I needed to fart.
Because i needed to fart, i did not suspect that something bad would happen because well, it was a fart.
Boy was i wrong.
When i tried to fart, i felt like something came out... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1415419679 | 1415512904 | t3_2lnajd | t5_2to41 | 72 | cutiepuffjunior: Xposted from TwoX as I wasn't able to post here until now... TIFU by getting a cup suction-sealed to my vagina (Sorry it's long!)
Warning: Not for the faint of heart.
So I bought a menstrual cup about 3 weeks ago, keen to get my eco-friendly non-toxic hippie in-tune-with-my-body vibe going. I used it ... | 6 | 12 | |
1415423704 | 1415425521 | t3_2lnfw2 | t5_2to41 | 6 | DrMantlsToboggan: TIFU By eating a Papa Johns Frito Chili pizza aswell
TIFU... here is some backstory, i work at a Papa Johns making pizzas instore. Heres my fuck up, nearing the end of my shift I was hungry and had never tried our new Frito Chili pizza so our manager let us try one, well me being hungry I scarf down a... | 3 | 2 | |
1415425316 | 1415425851 | t3_2lnhx8 | t5_2to41 | -2 | throwaway_john_: TIFU by hiring an escort and the condom broke...
I hired an escort tonight. It was a stupid thing to do, but I just caved. I wanted to see someone and have a thrill. We went at it for quite awhile and when I came, I was inside her thinking that I was filling up the condom. However, when I pulled out, I... | 3 | -0.666667 | |
1415425379 | 1415460974 | t3_2lnhzy | t5_2to41 | 6 | frenchtugboat: TIFU by evacuating a psych ward
Today (a few weeks a go) I was a patient in a small open psych ward. It was Sunday, the one day a week that we were allowed to sleep in past 7:30 am, and I had to get early up to play in a gig.
So my alarm goes off at 6:50 am, and I get up to make some breakfast. I put m... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1415425848 | 1415769742 | t3_2lniji | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: Tifu by ripping a bible... Like a friend
Unlike 99% of these posts, this happened today. So let me set the scene:
It's lunch, and I'm in the library enjoying the ac minding my own business when my friend, who we'll call Annie, walks up to me. She asks if I did the English homework and I give it to her and sh... | 5 | 2 | |
1415426499 | 1415429529 | t3_2lnjab | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU by committing a violent crime (misdemeanor)
I'm 30. Before I start with the story, I should mention an oddity about myself. I may have Hyperacusis (hypersensitive hearing) or something. Ever since I can remember, I've always had a *very* difficult time handling certain sounds. An incessantly beeping pho... | 8 | 0 | |
1415427461 | 1415438543 | t3_2lnkgd | t5_2to41 | 5 | Mung_fu: TIFU by flirting with women on Tinder
On a rare occasion this TIFU actually happened today. Been on a few dates with this cool lass I had been talking to for the last few weeks on tinder; Let's call her Leia. She is very outgoing, easy to talk with, sexy, and a lot of dorky similarities that make it easy to en... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1415429219 | 1415438223 | t3_2lnmco | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by burning my tea pot.
I wanted to make some tea, so I boiled some water. I forgot it, but was swiftly reminded by the wonderful smell of BURNING METAL. Now my teapot looks like shit, and my house smells like a crematorium. Woe is me.
Unfortunately this story does not end with me having sex with anyone... | 10 | 1.3 | |
1415429842 | 1415430966 | t3_2lnmzk | t5_2to41 | 7 | 1st_lurker: TIFU AND O-M-G, MY WHOLE LIFE IS RUINED!!!!
Boo hoo hoo.... wah wah wahhh....lies lies lies.... boo hoo hoo....insert more tear Jerk bullshit here....green horse shit there.....more and more lies.
WAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
jcboarders: Sand in the vag?
1st_lurker: This is in reference to all the bullshit on re... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1415430048 | 1415435176 | t3_2lnn77 | t5_2to41 | 25 | ufgheivnedi4n: TIFU by giving a presentation about skinning and tanning a deer hide... to my freshman speech class
I've grown up around traditional skills, so it did not occur to me that a graphic description of brain-tanning a deer hide with crude tools might not be the best topic for freshman speech class at my unive... | 5 | 5 | |
1415430041 | 1415460567 | t3_2lnn6y | t5_2to41 | 4 | trollocity: TIFU by reposting a comment from /u/halfascientist
TIFU BY WALKING INTO MY ROOM WHERE IT WAS DARK AND IMMEDIATELY PUTTING MY PENIS INTO MY DESK-MOUNTED FLESHLIGHT AS IS MY USUAL HABIT, BUT WHEN MY MOM WALKED IN AND TURNED ON THE LIGHT, WE RECOILED IN HORROR AS I SAW THAT **MY DAD WAS ACTUALLY UNDER MY DESK ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1415434886 | 1415437986 | t3_2lnrtr | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by blushing in front of all my colleagues thus showing what I'd really like to do with one of them
Two premises:
- just the day before this happens I went for drinks with two my other colleagues and we end up discussing the qualities of our female colleagues. That made me realise that I really do LIKE o... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1415435901 | 1415509817 | t3_2lnspq | t5_2to41 | 2 | SweetBellic1: TIFU by ignoring my family until it was too late
I came from a poor background in a bad part of the world so having money always seemed like such a far off and fantastic thing. So when I moved over to the US and was finally able to get some well paying work in my early 30s I couldn't believe it. I had job... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1415435608 | 1415474325 | t3_2lnsfk | t5_2to41 | 5 | throwawayzrdafunz: TIFU by asking my crush out...
So, I guess I should start with the beginning with this so here we go. I am also using a throwaway account because I'm lazy.
I will start by saying the times of things, just so you know. By the way it is in Australian Eastern Standard Time: The term I'm in at school (Te... | 5 | 1 | |
1415423998 | 1415453726 | t3_2lnga6 | t5_2to41 | 21 | discobiscuit623: TIFU by assuming that girl was Jen
I want to take you all back to my sophomore year of high school. The year was 2011 and I had just broken free from the awful grip of middle school clusterfuck that was my face. With this new found sense of self-confidence I actually started dating this girl, lets call... | 3 | 7 | |
1415438707 | 1415846423 | t3_2lnv03 | t5_2to41 | 78 | JohnnyForeskin: TIFU by eating 3 burritos and sleeping naked.
The title speaks for it self. I fucking love burritos. My butthole does not, however...
To start off, I live in my parents basement. It sucks. I'm 23 and don't have a full time job. Whatever, let's get on with it.
I wake up about 2 hours ago at around 2:30... | 7 | 11.142857 | |
1415440432 | 1415461735 | t3_2lnwa2 | t5_2to41 | 7 | bobaden71: TIFU by trying to root my phone!
Alright so this happened literally 15 minutes ago. I'll give you a little backstory.
So I'm 15 years old and from Canada eh? And I recently got onto a shared plan with my mom, 2GB of data, unlimited calling and texting in Canada. So I just got a new phone (beginning of Octobe... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1415443763 | 1415508377 | t3_2lnyyr | t5_2to41 | 117 | americaninjapan: TIFU by asking a hypochondriac Japanese woman for cold medicine.
TIFU.
Background: So I'm a 16 year American guy on a 3 month exchange program in Japan. I just moved in with my second homestay family of the trip and things have been going alright. The mom is a little quirky but I didn't really think... | 5 | 23.4 | |
1415444340 | 1415450496 | t3_2lnzg0 | t5_2to41 | 6 | RangerGranger: TIFU by it speaking out.
It was actually yesterday. TIFU is one of my favorite subs. It's not that I get enjoyment out of someone else's misery, OK, sometimes I do, but I like seeing that I am not the only imperfect human on this planet.
Yesterday I read two posts that were basically giving the same me... | 6 | 1 | |
1415446007 | 1415477469 | t3_2lo0x2 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by cleaning shit out of the toilet.
Today, 10 minutes ago, after taking a shit, I saw shit marks in the toilet and recalled my flatmate telling me about them. So I decided to very quickly clean that shit with the brush. Why "very quickly" you say? It's because I could hear my eggs frying like motherfuck... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1415446149 | 1415541107 | t3_2lo11p | t5_2to41 | 1,262 | [deleted]: TIFU By letting my girlfriend go out with her friends
Well, it’s not really the fact I let her go out with her friends. It started out fine; she had plans this Saturday to go out with her girlfriends on a night on the town. I decided to stay in last night, play some video games, drink a little beer and have ... | 12 | 105.166667 | |
1415451804 | 1415459955 | t3_2lo62w | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by sleeping with my phone near me
First of all, I play [Cookie Clicker](http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/) a lot. Like for the past two weeks my pc was on 24/7.
Today i woke up around noon, and I decided to check my progress in Cookie clicker. I used Chrome remote desktop to pop all the wrinkle... | 3 | 1 | |
1415452656 | 1415492934 | t3_2lo6x2 | t5_2to41 | 53 | nomoreblindfolds: TIFU by asking to be blindfolded
A while back my husband purchased a blindfold, among some other bedroom toys. It wasn't something we've used before but he thought it might be fun, I didnt have a preference either way. Well, it sat in the closet for months. One night, feeling a little guilty that he h... | 5 | 10.6 | |
1415451202 | 1415470683 | t3_2lo5hw | t5_2to41 | 283 | B-advantage: TIFU by forgetting to bring a gift
Throwaway account. This happened yesterday. I think maybe I will be able to laugh about this in the distant future but right now the amount of embarrassment is killing me.
I'm a 28 yo girl currently working two low-paid jobs that i despite. I live for the weekends which ... | 8 | 35.375 | |
1415453873 | 1415498799 | t3_2lo84v | t5_2to41 | 247 | Scoutsifer: TIFU by inadvertently jizzing on my flatmate's face
I feel bad.
So for some context, I work in a resort as a dive instructor, and share rooms with a colleague. There aren't really any walls, so when you feel the need to release the dragon and the room mate is home, the shower is the best option. It's a rar... | 9 | 27.444444 | |
1415445314 | 1415486860 | t3_2lo0b9 | t5_2to41 | 7 | W-E_Baka: TIFU by letting a bunch of crickets loose in my house
TL;DR I let loose a bunch of crickets in my house
I went to class today and then I went to a friends house to play DnD (Not really relevant) I got home around 10:30 ish. I took off my shoes and put them in the laundry room where I normally keep them. I tur... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1415448838 | 1415472311 | t3_2lo3bj | t5_2to41 | 2 | duke1102: TIFU by pulling out a cable
I was sitting here, in front of my computer, contemplating all over Ideas for a Game I want to make. There were some reference photos on a DVD, but my computer had no internal drive for that anymore.
Luckily, I have this adapter which works like a charm. Plugged the power cable in... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1415456617 | 1415546829 | t3_2lob7k | t5_2to41 | 664 | rcwpro: TIFU by fingering my girlfriend after school
Like most TIFU moments, this didn't really happen today, but a few years back. I was 14, freshman year in highschool. A tough year for both my girlfriend and I, whom I'm still currently with. Okay, so on to the fuck up.
So her an... | 11 | 60.363636 | |
1415458605 | 1415461244 | t3_2lodoy | t5_2to41 | 4 | NillaGodzilla: TIFU by eating an entire bag of.....
Blue_Polyp: do you work at buzzfeed?
NillaGodzilla: That'd be pretty sweet but no :( What makes you ask?
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1415459050 | 1415490650 | t3_2loeb8 | t5_2to41 | 34 | Yoshi_x: TIFU by paying my credit card bill with my Grandma's money
So here's a little background about the fuck up.
I'm a 21 yr old college student and about 2 years ago I got an email from a friend about an offer from Chase stating that if I apply for a credit card and spend X amount i'll be able to redeem earn $200... | 6 | 5.666667 | |
1415461286 | 1415461819 | t3_2lohhs | t5_2to41 | 9 | thimovss: TIFU by telling a crippled person it is okay to be crippled.
AwfulAnswersAnon: How is that in anyway a fuck up. Oh no you were polite.
thimovss: you find it polite to be told it is okay to be crippled by a stranger?
AwfulAnswersAnon: Saying "no problem" is in no way saying "its OK to be crippled". Its actual... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1415457534 | 1415482340 | t3_2locbu | t5_2to41 | 511 | Deicide646260: TIFU By drinking what I thought was water.
I was still in high school (I think I was a junior, around 2008-2009) and my friend had just recently moved in with my father and I because he was in tough times. One day, my dad had gone to work, and we decided to pack a bowl in my bong and smoke in the bathroo... | 9 | 56.777778 | |
1415461452 | 1415462421 | t3_2lohr8 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU when I lost it...
Sololegends: If you want to wash your phone I suggest a microfiber cloth instead.
SexCLexy: Next time I will try that !
=(
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1415464525 | 1415493919 | t3_2lomke | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by allowing my best friend to "steal" his friend's car (NSFW)
Read this story. It's definitely worth it.
I have had a lot of fuck ups in my life. So many, that I like to write them down on pieces of paper, and put them in my "Ways You Fucked Up" box.
But this story may need its own box. "Ways You Re... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1415462302 | 1415480182 | t3_2loizn | t5_2to41 | 10 | StraightEdgeMarcher: TIFU by telling my autistic classmate to punch my arm.
Alright so this didn't actually happen to me but a friend but he doesn't use reddit so he told me I could post this if I wanted and this also happened last night.
Anyway we were at a high school football game last night and we're in the march... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1415464620 | 1415568649 | t3_2lompm | t5_2to41 | 5,085 | Need_4_Weed: TIFU by making my baby niece listen to Eminem
This FU happened yesterday night.
So my sister who lives nearby had to go out shopping for a bit and decided to leave her 5 year old daughter with me. I have exams coming up so it's not the best time to babysit, but being the good brother I am, I agree.
The ... | 13 | 391.153846 | |
1415465731 | 1415467581 | t3_2looh7 | t5_2to41 | 8 | avenlanzer: TIFU by pooping on my phone
Tried to post yesterday right after it happened, but was removed for rule 10, no poop stories on weekdays.
I was browsing reddit while dropping the kids off at the pool and set my phone down on my pants while I wiped. Finger went through the paper and I found religion for a ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1415465638 | 1415572704 | t3_2loob6 | t5_2to41 | 62 | doodoodinkinson: TIFU by shitting myself and losing my keys in the woods
I am a college student who augments my income by playing various gigs with local orchestras. Recently, I have been playing in a pit orchestra for a musical at a local private school for girls. We have had weekly rehearsals every night for a week... | 4 | 15.5 | |
1415466178 | 1415466697 | t3_2lop6p | t5_2to41 | 3 | Kerbalnaught1: TIFU by helping
somnodoc: You got muddy balls, bro?
Kerbalnaught1: No, Thank god no
| 3 | 1 | |
1415467220 | 1415529290 | t3_2loqv1 | t5_2to41 | 395 | darth_garth_brooks: TIFU By signing up for Adult Friend Finder.
Well, AFF finally got me. After enough pop-ups over the years, my curiosity peaked and I spent the $20 for premium access for 1 month. I had no desire to actually hookup, but I wanted to see if it was actually populated with actual people looking for actua... | 7 | 56.428571 | |
1415466324 | 1415567248 | t3_2lopet | t5_2to41 | 16 | coreydmilne: TIFU by getting a glass of water
My FU happened minutes ago and naturally telling it on here is the first thing I do afterwards.
I have a day off from work today and I figured I could probably do with having a clean up around the house. I started in the bathroom. I wanted to clean out the cup we keep our... | 4 | 4 | |
1415470500 | 1415574260 | t3_2lowff | t5_2to41 | 177 | wawaweewa10: TIFU by taking an antibiotic before a long car ride
So this past summer, I got a call from my mother telling me that my very ill grandfather (her father) was not going to make it through the weekend. My younger sister and I are both in college and were home for the summer, so the whole family took off work... | 4 | 44.25 | |
1415470326 | 1415472890 | t3_2low3y | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by Having Sex in my Car
So I have this friend and she's basically FWB. She's really chill and we are comfortable around each other. We live conveniently close, so we would fuck around a lot (literally). We usually use my car just to get away from everyone.
Anyways, I go to pick her up, she gets in, an... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1415471793 | 1415583474 | t3_2loypl | t5_2to41 | 8 | Rattleh3ad: TIFU by being a pussy and not asking out the girl upstairs
So I've lived in this apartment complex for about 9 months now. There is this very beautiful girl that lives upstairs. Being the pussy, beta me, I didn't have the balls to ask her out. Today I finally knock on her door, only to discover she moved... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1415469285 | 1415474264 | t3_2loubi | t5_2to41 | 36 | crunkjuice108: TIFU by using listerine when I woke up this morning
My girlfriend slept over last night, but we weren't in the mood for shenanigans so we passed out watching a movie. This morning when we woke up we were a little more in the mood so we started fooling around. My morning breath was a little unpleasant rig... | 3 | 12 | |
1415472818 | 1415477295 | t3_2lp0hh | t5_2to41 | 21 | ayoungjacknicholson: TIFU by thinking there was a fire
This just happened about 5 minusted ago.
So I'm a young father with a 2 year old daughter and for the last few weeks she's been attending her first extracurricular activity, toddler dance class. She's having a blast, but this is a new experience for me. I drop her... | 3 | 7 | |
1415473405 | 1415544441 | t3_2lp1it | t5_2to41 | 384 | offspringer: TIFU by shitting on my face.
Just moved into a new place, downstairs neighbor likes bass-heavy music.
I'm hungover this morning and the music starts. I toss and turn in bed for a bit, then start to feel the day after drinking shits coming on. Might as well go take care of it. I get up up and walk to the ... | 4 | 96 | |
1415474268 | 1415640500 | t3_2lp31k | t5_2to41 | 8 | stupidcancerguy: TIFU by letting my cancer diagnosis deter me from dating…
A little backstory for you; usually when I tell people I have cancer, there initial response in most cases are “WOW you’re so young” Which it’s true, being diagnosed with an incurable disease a month after your 24rd birthday is kind of a slap ... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1415474005 | 1415475866 | t3_2lp2lj | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by yelling at my mom
A little backstory first: I have a pet Cockatiel, whose cage and everything is in my room. (yes, this is relevant)
Okay, on to the story, shall we?
I was browsing Reddit like usual when my mom arrives home from the store, so I close my bird in my room and turn on the heater, to ke... | 3 | 3 | |
1415475228 | 1415477087 | t3_2lp4og | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by deleting Google Chrome
I have anger issues, and ads frustrate me like nothing else. Recently, my chrome browser has been infested with ads, even though I was using adblock pro. I switched to Firefox, as it didn't show as many ads. This browser has one problem, however; it cannot download anything. An... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1415476278 | 1415487197 | t3_2lp6gx | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by blasting porn in my dorm room living room...
Well guys, this literally just happened about 10 minutes ago. Might as well write it down while its fresh on my mind. So lets rewind back to 20 minutes ago.. Im in the living room, grab my laptop and lay down on the couch. While my 3 roommates are in their... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1415477206 | 1415484234 | t3_2lp81e | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU: By being a fan of my favorite football team for the past 12 Years.
They are 0-8 this season. They couldn't even get a tie. Every day since 2002 that you were a raiders fan, you have fucked up.
2002 Was their last winning season.
2003: 4-12
2004: 5-11
2005: 4-12
2006: 2-14
2007: 4-12
2008... | 3 | 1 |
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