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1415477411 | 1415599289 | t3_2lp8cq | t5_2to41 | 15 | ch00f: TIFU by wearing a nice watch
This was originally posted to /r/datinghell when it happened a few years ago. Thought You'd enjoy it now.
So I lived in Providence, RI for a year and was going to meet someone in Boston for a date which is an hour away by train. After peak hours, you're allowed to take your bike o... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1415481261 | 1415486357 | t3_2lpewe | t5_2to41 | 2 | squirtleburger: TIFU by cockblocking for TV privileges
A friend of mine who I hadn't seen in over 5 years (let's call her April O'Neal) invited me over to her new place. I figure why not and got there around 9. Oh fuck me... this place was AMAZING!
Apparently she was now making 6 figures and bought herself a spacious ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1415481434 | 1415649211 | t3_2lpf6r | t5_2to41 | 7 | DontWatchPornKids: TIFU by watching Funny Porn on my School Email Account.
Throwaway account, just because....
Oh Reddit, have I messed up... This happened to me yesterday.
Okay, for a little background, my school has special emails for each student, and you can log into it, check your grades, email teachers, and cre... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1415482558 | 1415484402 | t3_2lph50 | t5_2to41 | 60 | TheBummedOutWaitress: TIFU by 'liking' a post on Facebook...
It started out just like every other day. I was drinking my morning coffee and browsing though my Facebook news feed catching up with my friend's post when I came across a post by The Oatmeal regarding religion (How to Suck at Your Religion). A little backgr... | 4 | 15 | |
1415483312 | 1415546726 | t3_2lpigk | t5_2to41 | 184 | folxify: TIFU by adopting a cat.
I didn't actually adopt him today, but the FU happened today. My SO and I moved into a house together a little over a year ago. From the beginning there was a cute little stray cat that roamed the neighborhood, we would leave food and water out for him because he would not come inside. ... | 9 | 20.444444 | |
1415482017 | 1415486655 | t3_2lpg8i | t5_2to41 | 3 | Cloudydarktones: TIFU by staying at a Stagnant job
Really I fucked up two years ago when I took a security job that pays minimum wage, has no potential for growth, and messes up paying employees on a regular basis. I took it because I had no experience in the field and i needed to work but more and more i feel like I'm... | 3 | 1 | |
1415486322 | 1415932453 | t3_2lpngh | t5_2to41 | 18 | such_hodor_wow: TIFU by moving in with my best friend
So a couple of months ago, I broke up with my boyfriend, and moved into a house with three of my best friends: one guy, and two girls. It was great because all of our life situations aligned so it worked for us to move in, and we are all pretty clean happy people wh... | 10 | 1.8 | |
1415486860 | 1415487257 | t3_2lpocu | t5_2to41 | 3 | upinatom: TIFU by eating chinese
Happened 4 hours ago. Agreed to go to lunch with a guy I think is really hot, we've talked quite a bit and get along great, just have never done anything outside of work.
We carpool. He's driving and another guy is in the passenger seat and me and a female coworker who I'm sort of frie... | 3 | 1 | |
1415486924 | 1415495420 | t3_2lpogb | t5_2to41 | 16 | pmburkinator: TIFU By not calling the cops.
So, this FU happened about 2 days ago. But I am hearing the bad news today.
I was walking home from school on Thursday, (11/6/14) when about a quarter mile away from my house, I see this woman yelling and fussing at a child,(Looked about 2). I Don't mean like trying to stop ... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1415487268 | 1415599351 | t3_2lpoyw | t5_2to41 | 77 | flashblazer: [NSFW] TIFU by finding my parents hidden sex tape.
This fuck up happened around 12 years ago, around the time I was 14 or 15.
I was looking for a video to watch. We always had 2 VCR's for copying movies and TV shows that we'd rent from the video store to blank VHS's. It was the holidays and I was looking ... | 7 | 11 | |
1415486385 | 1415519926 | t3_2lpnke | t5_2to41 | 3 | dodah9: TIFU by letting my son use my phone.
A little background, I am a divorced mom of one. I have a lot of difficulty parenting with my ex but, I work at it for my son. My son is a senior and it was senior night. I had emailed his dad the information and his dad had responded he would attend.
The night arrives an... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1415467055 | 1415503833 | t3_2loqk8 | t5_2to41 | 8 | littlemsmanslaughter: TIFU By showing my mom snapchat which resulted in mom seeing boobs
My mom and I had just boarded the airplane to visit some relatives in Wisconsin. While waiting for the flight attendants to make the final announcements to turn all electronics off I noticed I had just received a snapchat. Mom sitt... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1415487651 | 1415554553 | t3_2lpplv | t5_2to41 | 147 | mylilix: TIFU by going commando in a onsie
The title says it all. A while back, my gf and I bought each other onsies as kind of a gag gift. Great for those of us too cheap to turn on the heat. So we're lounging around the house all day having a Buffy/Angel marathon, as she's been sick and I've not seen the show. It's a... | 8 | 18.375 | |
1415486976 | 1415494576 | t3_2lpoj6 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling a customer a "bitch"
Actually happened yesterday. It was a pretty stressful day and it ended in the worst way.
I woke up and had only slept about three hours. Woke up at 6am and had an 8am class. I was scheduled 11-8 (I work at a movie theater) and it was busy af! (You guys know about the n... | 7 | 1.428571 | |
1415487836 | 1415489249 | t3_2lppw5 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Ripped_Atheist: TIFU by masturbating wrong my whole life
jasonmm1979: Nah! What you're actually doing is called "gooning" or "goonerbating."
Gooners spend all day masturbating, like 6-7 hours a day just masturbating, getting to the edge, and pulling back, and just do that over and over again for hours a day.
Case-in... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1415487790 | 1415515144 | t3_2lpptn | t5_2to41 | 79 | The_Coxer: TIFU by letting a toddler jump on my back.
So I have 2 year old twin boys. Today, promptly after getting out of the shower I laid on the floor to play with them without a shirt on. Both boys were just lounging in diapers before I got them dressed. The decided that straddling my back and bouncing on me sou... | 5 | 15.8 | |
1415489672 | 1415490371 | t3_2lpsyq | t5_2to41 | 7 | les_b_honest: TIFU by almost breaking my wife's nose
So this fuck up happened earlier this week. My wife and I had just gotten home from work and we were in a playful mood, so she chases me up stairs and we start to horse around on the bed. At some point we get into the doggy position and she is humping me when all of ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1415488384 | 1415491817 | t3_2lpqt2 | t5_2to41 | 5 | oldepoetry: TIFU by editing a stranger's novel.
So this all just happened two days ago and I’m still in shock. I don’t even know how to begin processing all of this.
I’m a fiction writer by trade. It’s possible that one or two of you may have stumbled upon a story of mine, read the first line and correctly thought, “t... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1415491340 | 1415569172 | t3_2lpvlx | t5_2to41 | 3,676 | drexrunner14: TIFU by losing my virginity to a lesbian
Ok so here I am 17 years old ( I'm currently 22 just stumbled upon this sub and thought Fuck it ) any ways I'm a normal nice guy you know the kind with a hundred close lady friends but never actually dating them because I'm "too good a friend" or "like a bro to the... | 13 | 282.769231 | |
1415491940 | 1415498521 | t3_2lpwiq | t5_2to41 | 29 | -AznNinja-: TIFU by drinking water without looking inside
So today, I was airsofting with my friends. When we finally sat down for lunch, I decided to quickly take a leak. During this time, my friend pulled out his used co2 cartridge and put it IN MY water bottle (plastic). To add insult to injury, he shot into it leav... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1415492298 | 1415733388 | t3_2lpx2i | t5_2to41 | 22 | throwawayanywaylol: TIFU by failing to be the man.
Sorry if there are misspellings, I'm mobile. A little background: I am a 20-something year old black college graduate with a degree in Nutrition. I co-own a business with 2 buddies of mine: one friend is a personal trainer who handles the gym and sauna areas, and the o... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1415494338 | 1415498444 | t3_2lq063 | t5_2to41 | 5 | tht1kidd_: TIFU by questioning my Dean and Administration (IT-Related)
Like most fuck up's, it happened in previous day's. I'm 17 now and hold numerous certifications and am studying for what's called the CCNA Routing and Switching - A certification that shows you're NOT entirely clueless about how to program routers, ... | 5 | 1 | |
1415495867 | 1415503783 | t3_2lq2ky | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling my mom a bitch and telling her to fuck herself.
I never had a great relationship with my mom. It was always a love, hate relationship. I'm currently 18 trying to go through college. I've always been truthful with my mom and will always tell her what I am up to and what I am thinking. But, thi... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1415496529 | 1415500177 | t3_2lq3k4 | t5_2to41 | 12 | AlfonsoRibeiro: TIFU when I decided to make a ghost pepper infused liqueur.
I thought this would make a great prank drink for a friend that will drink anything. Well, crushed up the seeds, and put them in a mix of everclear and tequila, along with a spoonful of cinnamon, and a bit of siracha for good measure. I bottl... | 4 | 3 | |
1415496243 | 1415543558 | t3_2lq34f | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving a young girl the finger at work.
I'm a security guard at a hospital and our office is in the waiting room. The office windows have a mirror coating on them so normally you can't see in from outside in the waiting room and we get an unobstructed view of everything that's going on; of course we ... | 7 | 0.428571 | |
1415492154 | 1415512199 | t3_2lpwuu | t5_2to41 | 58 | itoa5t: TIFU by listening to Childish Gambino
So yesterday I was at the gym just doing my normal workout, listening to music as always. I had dinner plans that night with my grandparents at 5. My grandpa is getting to be very old so I try to spend as much time with him as possible. So I already made plans to meet them ... | 4 | 14.5 | |
1415492607 | 1415557631 | t3_2lpxk8 | t5_2to41 | 6 | KlyeTheGuy: TIFU By Being Unintentionally Racist
My parents were holding some small "Party" today, more like a family gathering, just a few people, my cousin brought 2 of his friends over who happened to be black, I wasn't around for most of the party as I was in my room playing vidya games and avoiding the monotonous ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1415498125 | 1415523353 | t3_2lq5z9 | t5_2to41 | 140 | [deleted]: TIFU by ruining my Son's big announcement
So my gay Son's only 14 but he's always been a bit dramatic.
I picked him up from school yesterday and he seemed pretty quiet so I knew something was up.
We get home and he said he had something to say, my first thought was the he'd been expelled from school as I kno... | 6 | 23.333333 | |
1415488527 | 1415515698 | t3_2lpr11 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by not checking my balls properly [NSFW]
This happened 2 weeks ago and is also new levels of embarrassing for me but whatever.
I was in bed just cupping my junk like usual because I'm 18 and simply like knowing my dick is there.
Anyway I'm rummaging around and shit and making my balls flap around whe... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1415498789 | 1415505087 | t3_2lq6zn | t5_2to41 | 13 | Tmanning47: TIFU by casually talking to jesus
As how all of these go, this was when i was about 9 or 10.
I was in a CCD\ church school one day, i was never all that religious but my parents made me do it. However, everyone around me was very religious, as one would expect. I looked at a large cross next to me which ... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1415499642 | 1415517199 | t3_2lq87b | t5_2to41 | 8 | CovXX: TIFU When I let my girlfriend cut my hair
TIFU I let my girlfriend cut my hair and well I no longer have hair.
None.
Skoptic: Can we see?
CovXX: ...maybe
127crazie: Pleeeeease!
| 4 | 2 | |
1415498592 | 1415544604 | t3_2lq6o5 | t5_2to41 | 52 | megustaPRO: TIFU By listening to a little girl in the bathroom.
I'm not using a throw away cause this story isn't too horrible. Just awkward as fuck. Also like most fuck up's on here, this didn't happen today. It happened last summer. Here we go.
During the summer months I spend most of my time at the trailer. I have... | 6 | 8.666667 | |
1415489260 | 1415503098 | t3_2lpsa8 | t5_2to41 | 2 | daredevil_00: TIFU by taking too much benzodiazepines
Today I fucked up by taking too much benzos. I did take about 4mg of Xanax and screwed my weekend. I have lot of things to do and a lot of college exercises to accomplish.
But I feel incredibly great because I'm high on this shit. It's awful loosing yourself to ... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1415503986 | 1415509353 | t3_2lqeb0 | t5_2to41 | 13 | hjthrwy: TIFU By paying $140 for a handjob. NSFW
I wanted to try an experience so I found a 'special' massage parlor on backpage and said ehh why not. I head over there and it immediately does not feel like your typical massage parlor. From afar you don't see anything because it is so dark in there and as I try to open... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1415504922 | 1415513567 | t3_2lqflh | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by not taking my time...
I installed AVG and in a rush, forgot to uncheck the "add toolbar" and "set homepage to avg search." I don't know where my life is heading anymore.
sl33psin: Lol just go delete system 32
CapnOptimist: And buy winrar.
Rickybobby2289: I might have to download an nzb
| 4 | 2.5 | |
1415504940 | 1415512336 | t3_2lqfmh | t5_2to41 | -2 | ortho_: TIFU by throwing shit at neighbor's dog
So every once in awhile I'll hook my dogs to a leash and walk them down our road for some exercise. Usually I'll bring a plastic bag in case they shit in the neighbor's yard. But recently I've been able to keep them out on the road where they won't poop, I don't take bags... | 3 | -0.666667 | |
1415505826 | 1415891177 | t3_2lqgva | t5_2to41 | 6 | Thinmintsundae: TIFU by scratching my butthole after eating Flaming Hot Cheetos.
I may as well of took a lighter and scorched my butthole. My butthole feels like it has been burned and is inflamed.
DETRITUS_TROLL: So....
You're saying you scratched your own asshole bare handed?
Thinmintsundae: Is that not how you ha... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1415506558 | 1415642715 | t3_2lqhvz | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU with the person who gives selfless genuine love
... and on the verge of losing the person I wanted to spend the rest of my life with. I am a 27 year old female that is in love and now knows how wonderful it is to be loved.
We are in our most fun carefree unguarded moments playing around the park when i... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1415504556 | 1415520102 | t3_2lqf3y | t5_2to41 | 13 | HolyFuckThatWasDumb: TIFU By Not Staying Home Tonight.
Alright, so, as simply put as is humanly possible. Or complicated, I don't know. The experience just ended about five minutes ago, when my girlfriend and I pulled up into my front yard and got out of a car that has no breaks. It did, at one point, have breaks.
We... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1415508887 | 1415655874 | t3_2lql02 | t5_2to41 | 75 | scor910n5: TIFU by trying to kiss a girl
This happened just a few hours ago and i'm still pretty embarrassed by this and i'm posting this here just to get it off my chest and hopefully feel better. So here it goes, I went to a birthday party of one of my friends and his basement was full of people. I noticed a girl who... | 7 | 10.714286 | |
1415510017 | 1415510353 | t3_2lqmi6 | t5_2to41 | 10 | xoxogeorigagirl: TIFU by pretending to know a guy I had only stalked on facebook.
I worked this small music festival today, and a lot of other people in my music business class also worked it. I was at merch and this cute guy who's in my class was on stage crew. We have never talked before, like ever. But he sits acros... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1415510195 | 1415550512 | t3_2lqmpa | t5_2to41 | 4 | BlondieNerine: TIFU by ruining my toddler's hair.
My 2 year old styled her hair with Vaseline (specifically Theraplex Emollient) while I wasn't looking. At least a quarter cup of this stuff is everywhere in her hair. I tried to shampoo it out but it's impossible. I combed it through and used a spatula to scrape as much... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1415510448 | 1415515945 | t3_2lqn16 | t5_2to41 | 1 | the_jovak: TIFU by driving drunk
CrypticCryptid: I've examined this post thoroughly twice and the only F U I've seen is the fact that you drank PBR.
the_jovak: Oh come on its better than natty ice
The_Saxz: PBR IS A COMMIE BEER! DRINK COORS BANQUET!
| 4 | 0.25 | |
1415510600 | 1415510936 | t3_2lqn6n | t5_2to41 | 10 | ItsSatineActually: TIFU any smelling my mom's finger.
So about 30 minutes ago, my mom and I were out on our back porch smoking a cigarette. We have three dogs, one of which is about 11 years old now. Well.
We were sitting there, talking about what I was going to get my significant other for Christmas (a stuffed Puppyc... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1415511895 | 1415648183 | t3_2lqorv | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking a job at a movie theater
So, I'm in high school, and I decided to try and get a job. I sent out my applications to multiple places, and finally I landed a job at a local theater. It was great.
Until about three days in, on my first night closing, I realized there was no way in hell I could b... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1415509264 | 1415525033 | t3_2lqlhj | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by locking myself out of my barracks room. But wait! There's more!
jvchef: This is my dildo. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My dildo is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it, as I must master my life. Without me my dildo is useless. Without my dildo, I am useless. I must insert... | 3 | 8 | |
1415512257 | 1415571129 | t3_2lqp6u | t5_2to41 | 7 | NotObsoleteIfIUseIt: TIFU by trying to sell an ipod
So im trying to sell an ipod i dont want due to now owning a 128gb iphone 6+ and having all the space i need (the ipod was for extra storage when i had a shitty 16Gb 4S). Anyways i put it up on craigslist and i got a call an hour later.
The caller was a ratchety blac... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1415512729 | 1415515821 | t3_2lqpqv | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by heating a burrito in the microwave
Today seemed sooo long that after work i stopped by a fast food mexican place for supper so I would' nt have to cook and clean up a mess. I ate one burrito when i got home and saved the other for later.
Well, I heated up the other just a few minutes ago. In the mic... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1415513872 | 1415515598 | t3_2lqr2v | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a girl im good at oral sex.
im not good at english sorry guys.
so i pick up my female coworker almost everyday just to go to work.
today while we were driving to work and suddenly the anaconda song came up. when it was over, we started talking about butts and that lead to sex talk. this is w... | 6 | 4.333333 | |
1415515619 | 1415517210 | t3_2lqswi | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by going back to my ex
This just happened today. But I'm going to give all of you my background story.
So basically, 2 months ago, I started my first semester of college. I had a girlfriend of two years and I was ready to move into a big chapter of my life. For about a month, school went very well. I ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1415516647 | 1415603226 | t3_2lqty9 | t5_2to41 | 51 | AgentJ86: TIFU by trusting my girlfriend with my money
As the usual, this happened a few years ago, but it has been on my mind as of late.
I am a building block collector, (Mega blocks, Legos, yeah, that stuff).
Well, I had this girlfriend whom I had gotten a place with. not so bad, nice little two-b... | 6 | 8.5 | |
1415516736 | 1415524884 | t3_2lqu1j | t5_2to41 | 17 | Griskard: TIFU by insinuating I was going to rape a girl I was actually there to rescue
So as a bit of background, I am a firefighter. I'm good at what I do, but I have a very relaxed attitude toward it, I like to enjoy it. I often crack jokes about various situations even if they are terrible, and I am always seeking ... | 8 | 2.125 | |
1415517373 | 1415523382 | t3_2lqupi | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting told "I don't want to marry you." after exchanging rings
**Reddit, today I fucked up. I should have never put my immediate family above my future family.**
We've been together 2.5 years. I'm 25, in a stable IT job, getting paid a fairly decent salary for what is expected of me. She had a da... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1415518144 | 1415518756 | t3_2lqvfh | t5_2to41 | 23 | neverccd: TIFU by rubbing fire sauce on my dick (slightly NSFW)
My friends and I are regular consumers of Taco Bell. So were finishing our meal of what I would somewhat hesitantly call food when I say that I'm going to go put hot sauce under the toilet seat for the next unfortunate soul that goes to take a poop. I didn... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1415517586 | 1415522385 | t3_2lquw2 | t5_2to41 | 6 | neoandrex: TIFU by deleting my childhood. F*ck you Flareon
Summer 1998.
My cartridge of Pokémon Red was inserted in my Gameboy for the first time.
I was ready to start a new adventure: I was the happiest kid on the planet.
I started with Squirtle, made my way up to the Champion, so guides, no cheats, there was n... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1415520224 | 1415521202 | t3_2lqxan | t5_2to41 | 3 | Anne_The_Reaper: TIFU by making my grandparent's fire alarm go off
I just fucked up a bit.
I decided to listen to a song about fires (GUMI - Wildfire) and I thought holy crap, why not study how a fire was made?
I found a lighter (just press down twice, it was easy to use, but the flame sometimes didn't show up) next ... | 3 | 1 | |
1415521321 | 1415524103 | t3_2lqy76 | t5_2to41 | 5 | dreamflawless: TIFU by expecting gratitude after saving a life
So I was in a pet store, and these people with three dogs come in, and just let one of the dogs loose. The dog immediately went out of their sight, and started trying to eat plastic wrapped dog treats. Now, if a dog swallows plastic, there's a good chance i... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1415521061 | 1415598431 | t3_2lqxzf | t5_2to41 | 21 | Sir_Dolphius: TIFU by being a horny 16 y/o with my taken bestfriend over at my house
Firstly, English is not my first language so I'm sorry if there is anything that doesn't make much sense
This was yesterday, my bestfriend (Who has been in a relationship for a year and a half, we’ll call her Jess) told me that she is... | 9 | 2.333333 | |
1415521827 | 1415552720 | t3_2lqymk | t5_2to41 | 64 | finallyhadsex: TIFU by joking about being transgender while having sex
Before I start, I should say that I am a gender studies major and understand the LGBT community very well; being a bisexual woman, I am a part of it. Therefore, I have no intention of offending anyone affiliated with the LGBT community in any way, a... | 9 | 7.111111 | |
1415523269 | 1415526394 | t3_2lqzte | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a threesome with super models
tfaddy: You forgot to add the part where you FUd by having too much of a large penis and ending up giving internal organ damage to all 3 models and even put one of them into a coma.
Aardoo: "Fuck her, right in the Pancreas!"
korrar: Actually, the pancreas is sit... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1415524239 | 1415550290 | t3_2lr0k2 | t5_2to41 | 6 | ashamedthrowaway5656: TIFU by drinking too much, getting kicked out of the bar, missing the group I had bought tickets a month in advance for, then on the way home getting kicked off of the metro, and then off of a bus by cops.
I'm dying over here. I'm just counting my blessings that I made it home in one piece and did... | 7 | 0.857143 | |
1415526344 | 1415620693 | t3_2lr22s | t5_2to41 | 197 | VicariousWolf: TIFU by losing my virginity. [NSFW]
Wasn't today of course, but thought fuck it, this story has gotten some laughs before from my friends.
When I was seventeen, I was unofficially seeing this other girl in my school, we'll call her "Red". You can probably see where this is going.
After a few times of ... | 9 | 21.888889 | |
1415528398 | 1415544516 | t3_2lr3bg | t5_2to41 | 8 | throwaway8999999999: My ex is crazy
theDanman96: Dont put your dick in crazy.
Daantjeeuh: Put your dick in crazy, don't marry crazy
comedianfromhell: And use Google Voice so crazy never has your real number lol
| 4 | 2 | |
1415528834 | 1415560657 | t3_2lr3wl | t5_2to41 | 563 | hend84: TIFU by not checking the cabin before we left
My wife and I bought a cabin near a nice lake 2010. We love to go fishing and we've been spending summer by this cabin for the last years. Fishing, relaxing and having a damn good time. My son Luke loves to swim and play in the lake but he doesn't like fishing becau... | 8 | 70.375 | |
1415529454 | 1415540693 | t3_2lr4e3 | t5_2to41 | 12 | nhat8121: TIFU by being too adventurous, YOLO.
So, I'm in NYC for a visit. After wandering around all over, tired and hungry, I see an Afghan restaurant. Ooh, exotic, either that or pizza everywhere. I've had pizza before (Papa John's, from my neck of the woods.) Heck, I'm adventurous, YOLO.
I entered the Afghan resta... | 9 | 1.333333 | |
1415530970 | 1415547490 | t3_2lr5j7 | t5_2to41 | 427 | maccydee: TIFU by breaking up a dog fight naked
To start this off I'll mention that I live with my Mum, Dad, Sister and 2 small dogs.
This morning started as a relatively normal day. Woke up with the ringing of my alarm. I then proceeded to follow my daily routine, got up stripped down about to leave my bedroom to hea... | 7 | 61 | |
1415532356 | 1415540023 | t3_2lr6le | t5_2to41 | 12 | elchevychev: Tifu by having sex with an escort
Ok, it just happened an hour ago. Its the weekend I can post a sex post. I have never gone with an escort before but I was drunk and at a strip bar. A girl turned out to work extra. The session turned into what they call a bang and go. Nothing really extreme about it but t... | 4 | 3 | |
1415534392 | 1415536290 | t3_2lr8a2 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by saying the wrong thing in the wrong way at the worst time.
This happened almost 5 years ago when I was 18 years old.
I had been with my first boyfriend for about a year before we started getting intimate.
So we're in the car, having a grand old time when things start getting hot and heavy.
He's wear... | 3 | 3 | |
1415539298 | 1415539798 | t3_2lrco7 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Logofascinated: TIFU by using bleach to clean a toilet
I'm a divorced guy living alone, and I'm selling the house I'm living in. There's less than an hour until some people are due to arrive to look round.
I notice that the toilet bowl could do with a little TLC, so I grab my trust Big Bottle o'Bleach and start pourin... | 4 | 2 | |
1415539117 | 1415551559 | t3_2lrchx | t5_2to41 | 11 | dysoncool: TIFU by going to a home party
Didn't use my main account since too many people I know in real know my real account.
This Friday, I went out with some friends and after having a couple of drinks in some bars we went to a home party of a friend of ours.
Before we went, we bought a bottle of wine to accompany ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1415539981 | 1415601937 | t3_2lrdby | t5_2to41 | 61 | Uberrees: TIFU by possibly losing a prestigious scholarship through drunken stupidity
I'm a high school exchange student in Germany. I came here on a government scholarship, awarded to 250 students every year. The scholarship is hard as hell to get into and valued at over 10,000 dollars, including transportation, insur... | 9 | 6.777778 | |
1415544939 | 1415676320 | t3_2lriqm | t5_2to41 | 10 | pickpocket293: TIFU By Letting my dog go on a walk with her friends.
It started out fine; I decided to stay in last night, play some video games, drink a little beer and have a night to myself. Everything started out fine, and then my dog stood and whined by the door. She obviously wanted to go out, so I let her and co... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1415545874 | 1415552606 | t3_2lrjyq | t5_2to41 | 29 | JamesTGrizzly: Tifu by having alone time
I'm having a shower before the family heads to brunch. My wife, child and in laws are down in the kitchen hanging out. Well I decided to treat myself to a little private time and bust out my tablet for some quick incognito browsing. What I forgot was we were using my blue tooth ... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1415547005 | 1415636550 | t3_2lrljl | t5_2to41 | 3,038 | gevault: TIFU by touching a girl's boobs for the very first time
This little gem happened when I was 18. (It happened two years ago now, but I think it's worth sharing here.)
So, I was *that* kid in high school who really desperately wanted a relationship. Most of my good friends were in these exceptionally long-lasti... | 17 | 178.705882 | |
1415546947 | 1415591489 | t3_2lrlh4 | t5_2to41 | 127 | BallsDeepInSpace: TIFU By playing too much Skyrim...
You know when you do something so much it gets stuck in your brain as natural behaviour even out of the right context?
This Thursday I decided to play Skyrim again, I went on sort of a binge playing all day, and late into the night every day up until this morning. ... | 6 | 21.166667 | |
1415546967 | 1415619243 | t3_2lrlhz | t5_2to41 | 9 | MENTALUNICORN11: TIFU by using the power of the sun to make a baby cry.
So to start off this went down yesterday and is quite a quick one.
I am a Tuba/Sousaphone player in a high school marching band and yesterday we had our home town parade and we were scheduled to march in 90 degree weather. Now anyone who has a sous... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1415548366 | 1415645802 | t3_2lrnny | t5_2to41 | 282 | _vargas_: TIFU by trying to be a better lover.
Full disclosure; this fuck up happened a couple years ago.
Also, I have to do something I've never had to do before; apoligize for the length. Sorry.
I had just began a relationship with a young lady named Chelsea (not her real name). She had pale skin, fiery red hair, ... | 7 | 40.285714 | |
1415549467 | 1415551161 | t3_2lrpgc | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating too much "daal" and wanting to make the world's fastest pee record.
The weekend is here and I recalled this at the right time so hello Reddit.
This FU happened over 8 years ago so I will try my best to recall the FU.
I used to live in a boarding school studying in class 5. I was pretty stupi... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1415546764 | 1415554786 | t3_2lrl7l | t5_2to41 | 6 | elephantgoop: TIFU by pulling a too drunk uncle at a wedding
Yesterday for the first time at legal age I attended a wedding. After the ceremony left me feeling very awkward about my dress, hair and makeup I decided that getting belligerently drunk was the only solution. We were supposed to spend a few hours at home bef... | 6 | 1 | |
1415548652 | 1415570937 | t3_2lro3j | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU By wake-n-baking
Literally just happened 5 minutes ago. Sitting on my bed thinkin about what I'm gonna do now.
I should state I'm 20, and me and my girlfriend live at my dads. She just moved here from another state and we're trying to get her a good a good job before we move out.
So I woke up early t... | 8 | 1.25 | |
1415551133 | 1415561235 | t3_2lrsbd | t5_2to41 | 11 | AnEmptyHeart: TIFU: By losing the love of my life
Technically it wasn't today, but it was last night. I was with my roommates and my girlfriend (who I love more than anything in the world, even though we have only been dating 7 months this girl has captured my heart and whole world and the other day I had this feeling,... | 10 | 1.1 | |
1415551328 | 1415552506 | t3_2lrsn9 | t5_2to41 | 2 | AdmiralFacepalm: TIFU by running
This didn't happen today, as most stories on here. It happened a few years ago when I was a boyscout. Alright so picture me, a preteen guy running a mile for a test we had to do for boyscouts by running around the building until we reached a mile. Me, being the slightly lazy shit I was ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1415550116 | 1415562419 | t3_2lrqhd | t5_2to41 | 34 | TKthecat: TIFU exploiting my sick mother for a joke.
My mom had just come home from vacation in Puerto Plata. She contracted a very serious infection while there and is spending a few days in the ICU.
Upon finding out my brother and I travelled to our home town to visit her in hospital. It's worth noting that my brot... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1415551700 | 1415553086 | t3_2lrtad | t5_2to41 | 21 | too_old_still_party: TIFU by eating earplugs
A few weeks ago I met up some chick I met on an online dating site. We decided to meet out at this dive bar that always had local bands playing. While driving there, I realized I should have eaten something if I am going to be drinking. No big deal though, I could grab so... | 3 | 7 | |
1415549324 | 1415560506 | t3_2lrp7j | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by grabbing the hair gel instead of the toothpaste.
One of the instances when it doesn't taste as good as it smells. My teeth were pasty and disgusting all day.
Kerbalnaught1: Why didnt you use toothpaste and mouth wash?
Renexuz: He was afraid of doing the same mistake again
| 3 | 1 | |
1415544184 | 1415622834 | t3_2lrhrx | t5_2to41 | 5 | PhreakyChiqui: TIFU by using nair to fap NSFW
Ok, so like most posts this didnt happen today more like more like around 10yrs ago but is still feel its worth telling
So i went to my uncles house for the weekend with my sister and my uncle has 4 daughters. all the girls are in their room doing what teenage girls do. Im... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1415553138 | 1415603055 | t3_2lrvxo | t5_2to41 | 228 | TerraNikata: TIFU by making an old enemy cry.
So, as I imagine many of us were or even are currently, I was bullied. I was a chubby, emo 13-year old, in deep turmoil with my sexuality. Most of the kids in my grade bullied me relentlessly, one of them being a guy we will call Max. Max enjoyed torturing and isolating me ... | 6 | 38 | |
1415553496 | 1415566603 | t3_2lrwkb | t5_2to41 | 10 | not2wildanymore: "TIFU" My fucked up day began in 1964.
Kerbalnaught1: You know vietnam is one word, and you can spell it 'nam. I'm sorry for your loss(es)
animal_kracker85: You know it's actually "your" losses, not you losses, and you can spell it like "your."
Kerbalnaught1: Yea, yea. I didnt see that.
| 4 | 2.5 | |
1415554558 | 1415568821 | t3_2lryi4 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by sleeping within my friend circle while they weren't single
Actually if we're going to get technical, I did the act a few months back, it just came out in the open today.
A few months ago near the beginning of the semester I went to a party that some friends of mine were throwing. I was in a rough ... | 8 | 1.25 | |
1415555691 | 1416824543 | t3_2ls0n9 | t5_2to41 | 8 | blazingarpeggio: TIFU by lubing up to fap (NSFW)
This just happened. And I don't even.
It's past midnight, I'm the only one awake here, and I started to get horny. Then I saw the video of the Miss Colorado runner-up somewhere here on reddit. I knew I gotta fap this out. So I took a bottle of cooking oil and lubed up m... | 4 | 2 | |
1415555991 | 1415574797 | t3_2ls171 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Vaeon: TIFU by Taking My Car to a Mechanic
I'm not a "car guy" but I want to change that. To do this I bought a Craftsman 108 piece mechanics tool kit so i can do simple repairs on my car. Last week my opportunity to do more than an oil change appeared.
My car had begun to shake violently while idling, like it had Par... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1415553868 | 1415556565 | t3_2lrx83 | t5_2to41 | 2 | SexyPotato69: TIFU By not closing the bathroom door
This happened about 2 years ago, anyway I was at my best friend's house, I was staying over for two nights, because his birthday is the next day, and so is the Airsoft Party. Anyway before the day started I got up in the morning and went to the bathroom, the night bef... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1415556476 | 1415558156 | t3_2ls22d | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my bird watching club to meet at the local park.
So my local bird watching club meets up once a week and sometimes have special holiday themed meet ups. We go around and try to spot local birds. Well this past halloween I send out the email to the group to meet up at a nearby park and to show... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1415557619 | 1415573765 | t3_2ls42d | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by grabbing good friends boob.
So as this wasn't today but a couple weeks back, but anyways our tale begins with me and a girl I like hanging out at the park, I already knew she just wanted to be friends and I was cool with that.
So she's Longboarding around on the sidewalk going back and forth as I'm ... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1415555331 | 1415581995 | t3_2lrzyd | t5_2to41 | 5 | Tifubrotherlover: TIFU by falling for me ex-boyfriends brother.
Yes. I know that already you have probably all pre-determined that I am a horrible person--and I probably deserve it-- but I need to get my story off my chest.
I was in a relationship with ... Let's call him Mark... For the last 4 years. The first two ye... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1415553579 | 1415566553 | t3_2lrwpl | t5_2to41 | 2 | Kerbalnaught1: TIFU By having better eyesight
So the having bad eyesight reminded me. 3 Months ago, me and my brother had eye doctor appointments. My mom has a slight color blindness to green so we have it.
When it was my turn for the color blindness test, i miss one.
They didnt talk to me for 2 hours after that.
Squ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1415560872 | 1415562413 | t3_2lsadw | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by being friends with the weird kid
So there's this kid in my class (Let's call him Adrian) who everyone bullies. He isn't normal and doesn't have friends so I decide to go up to him and talk to him. We talked briefly for like 10 minutes then I had to leave. That was it.
Fast forward to today, I'm walk... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1415561010 | 1415570239 | t3_2lsan0 | t5_2to41 | 13 | Anglaceandwhiskey: TIFU by throwing my wallet away with my lunch trash at work.
Guys, I fucked up **bad** today.
I work third shift in retail and at 2am today, I went to lunch. I had been feeling pretty awful all night. A stomach issue was causing me some intense discomfort and so I wasn't the most clear minded.
... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1415561452 | 1415586147 | t3_2lsbei | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting drunk and possibly screwing up my friendship and my relationship
TIFU (This is a long story....) Last night, so not actually today, I went to a friend's party with a few of my close friends. My boyfriend decided to stay at his dorm while we went out, and I had promised to tell him when I got ... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1415562941 | 1415636929 | t3_2lse5d | t5_2to41 | 256 | Caesar_Hazard: TIFU by checking out a girl while at work
This happened a year ago but I decided it was worthy fuck up.
I had just been hired at my very first job, working as a cashier at McDonald's. It was my 2nd week there and the shift was pretty slow. Then one of the most gorgeous girls I'd ever seen came in. She w... | 6 | 42.666667 |
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