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1415559749 | 1415568468 | t3_2ls875 | t5_2to41 | 16 | skynolongerblue: TIFU by earning my Ph.D in the wrong field.
I'm doing some pointless navel gazing here.
In 2006-8, I was an undergraduate researcher in the physical anthropology and geoscience labs at my university's museum. I really enjoyed the lab work, but I had more fun in my other position at the museum, where ... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1415563910 | 1415653374 | t3_2lsfw5 | t5_2to41 | 317 | WILL_SEND_NUDES: TIFU by giving the cutest guy a carpet burn on his dick
Let's kick this off by saying that this didn't happen today (shocker), and occurred in the late hours of last night. I'm a 21 year old female New Zealander living in a relatively small, suburban area of NZ. This means there aren't many people arou... | 8 | 39.625 | |
1415564557 | 1415567550 | t3_2lsh09 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by squeezing too hard while caulking
Was caulking very thin lines in the kitchen and while paying attention to my aim and amount coming out, all of the sudden I felt a cooling sensation on my hand. Looked down to this.
http://i.imgur.com/zJMDxba.jpg
Tigress052009: Oops. Hey at least you didn't screw u... | 3 | 1 | |
1415564949 | 1415566523 | t3_2lshpt | t5_2to41 | 7 | CelticTiger01: TIFU by fighting my friend over whether there's such thing as "White-Latinos."
henrebotha: > I tell him latino's aren't a race, they're an ethnicity.
Wow.
CelticTiger01: Something wrong? Latinos are an ethnic group.
henrebotha: Race and ethnicity is the same thing.
TerraNikata: Serious question:... | 8 | 0.875 | |
1415563897 | 1415581370 | t3_2lsfvj | t5_2to41 | 16 | BoatsintheSink: TIFU by getting an axe stuck in a stump
Was told to cut and chop up fallen tree in back yard. Tree was small, didn't think it would take long. Get most of it cut and chopped, forget about the rest of the tree that was just kind of sitting there like a half hard dick.
Decided to finish it today. Have a ... | 7 | 2.285714 | |
1415565264 | 1415588384 | t3_2lsi9n | t5_2to41 | 73 | [deleted]: TIFU by doing NoFap.
So the title may be slightly misleading, but here's my fuckup story anyways.
So I was broken up with by my now ex-girlfriend about 2 weeks ago who left me for some other dude. I'm not one to go sleep around, but I felt the urge to go have sex with some girl just to get my mind off of it... | 6 | 12.166667 | |
1415566492 | 1415585189 | t3_2lskeu | t5_2to41 | 56 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a colossal fuckup
Okay, first off, this wasn't exactly today, it was about 3 years back when I was 16 and in college. Anyway, back to the story.
So I met this girl in college, and started talking to her, and eventually we got to know each-other well, and started to hang out. So fast forward a ... | 5 | 11.2 | |
1415568675 | 1415577105 | t3_2lso96 | t5_2to41 | 27 | smallestlittlegah: TIFU by sharing an interesting website with my mom.
Yesterday I found this really cool interactive graphic thing called [Here is Today](http://hereistoday.com/) that puts the earth’s history in proportion to how long humans been around.
I'm not religious, and one of the big reasons for that is tha... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1415580720 | 1415637761 | t3_2lsocv | t5_2to41 | 6 | HipsterKoala: Word of advice: always tuck down
JoshGoldFish: Teenager over here as well, please clarify. What do you mean by "tuck down"? Tucking my penis down??
HipsterKoala: You got it
Wezlington: I have to disagree. The up-tuck is the way to go. Tucking down can be painful.
| 4 | 1.5 | |
1415568445 | 1415637736 | t3_2lsnug | t5_2to41 | 244 | howe_do_you_do: TIFU by trying to be a good guy and opening the door for two attractive girls.
So this actually happened today and I feel like I should share it with you guys.
I live in a college town with a nice downtown area and plenty of things to do. On weekends, downtown is usually filled with us college kids and ... | 8 | 30.5 | |
1415569704 | 1415627939 | t3_2lsq2g | t5_2to41 | 476 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking three expired laxative pills and drinking prune juice
Ok so this past week I have been sick with the flue and every time I got the urge to drop a load I would just hold it in due to the fact that I was too weak to get out of bed and go to the bathroom. I did this for the rest of the weak think... | 5 | 95.2 | |
1415570353 | 1416179742 | t3_2lsr8x | t5_2to41 | 16,411 | Gregorianchant1: TIFU by accidentally sexting my girlfriend's sister, and discovering she has a crush on me.
Update 1: http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2nqcad/tifu_by_sexting_my_girlfriends_sister_and/
Update 2: http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2z6b65/tifupdate_by_sexting_my_girlfriends_sister_and/
Little b... | 22 | 745.954545 | |
1415570095 | 1415571578 | t3_2lsqsf | t5_2to41 | 6 | torturechamber: TIFU by opening the projector
My Teaching Assistant needed help with the projector as it is positioned in the middle of the room and none is tall enough to power it on .
So out of sheet heroics I volunteered , got a desk and stood up on it .
I failed to see where actually is the button so I tried to gla... | 3 | 2 | |
1415570301 | 1415574231 | t3_2lsr53 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking and driving..
Ok well this was earlier this week Wednesday to be exact.
I drove my car to a tailgate ( one of the last ones of the year). I got there at like 5:15 , drank like maybe 5 beers between 5:15- 7 got bored and left (to drive 2 miles to my house). i brought three friends with me. ... | 3 | 1 | |
1415568399 | 1415595995 | t3_2lsnre | t5_2to41 | 99 | killagoose: TIFU by nearly breaking my (ex) girlfriends neck. (NSFW)
So, I will start this by saying this happened a few years ago. It was my first semester of college and I was seeing a girl, we will call her Cassie. Cassie was a down to earth girl, real cool, enjoyed sports and we got along very well in class. We spo... | 4 | 24.75 | |
1415574736 | 1415575890 | t3_2lszo2 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Victom101: Tifu my life...
(Not my story, friend is posting it on my reddit)
Today I really really fucked up,
I was opening my school laptop to show my teacher my social studies project, to my surprise, what was on my screen was not my project, but a .pdf file with the page opened to a porn magazine. My teacher looke... | 6 | 1 | |
1415574562 | 1415618581 | t3_2lszcg | t5_2to41 | 1,451 | manFUCKderek: TIFU by getting a blowjob
So this happened this summer at a friends party. I have brought my girlfriend with me and everyone is having a good time and is fairly buzzed if not on the verge of being totally wasted. Its around 2:00 AM and the party starts to die down. Everyone has a giant water cup to reduce... | 12 | 120.916667 | |
1415575073 | 1415579985 | t3_2lt0bd | t5_2to41 | 19 | fallenwhiteknight: TIFU by knocking out my girlfriend's dad
Okay, dear Redditors, as this happened this morning... As the title suggests, I knocked out my girlfriends dad. Get comfy, it's a sad little tale.
So, as many people know, parents of your girlfriend/boyfriends can be a little threatening. She (let's call her ... | 8 | 2.375 | |
1415574925 | 1415576675 | t3_2lt00h | t5_2to41 | -7 | [deleted]: TIFU by hot dogging my girlfriend
This was actually a few years ago, I was in a long distance relationship with my then girlfriend, I would get to travel and visit her roughly every month. So the horny teenagers that we were our main agenda when we got to see each other as you can imagine was to fuck like ra... | 6 | -1.166667 | |
1415576345 | 1415588516 | t3_2lt2o4 | t5_2to41 | 13 | redheadrawdog: TIFU by cumming on my face and not wiping all the of it off NSFW
This is obviously a throw away account and like most TIFU's it didn't happen today, but about three days ago.
To the fuck up. So it was late evening and being a 20 year old male as I am I got a slight erection out of nowhere. I sit on it ... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1415576840 | 1415587272 | t3_2lt3ho | t5_2to41 | 6 | Dekoyyy: TIFU by changing my name on facebook
So this, like so many fuck-ups, didn't happen today.
The fuck-up actually happened at Halloween but I only realized it yesterday. I had a party at a friend's house (let's call him Superman) and I went there after school to help him cleaning up and get everything ready for ... | 3 | 2 | |
1415577371 | 1415584636 | t3_2lt4do | t5_2to41 | 1 | Hypermyte: TIFU by being a teenager
So, lets start this off with some backstory shall we? I drive a 2009 V6 mustang, well at least I did until this winter because, yenno, snow. However it isnt technically mine but my fathers, he just says its mine and used me as an excuse to buy another mustang. He's a good guy mind yo... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1415577907 | 1415599086 | t3_2lt5cv | t5_2to41 | 7 | IseeItsIcey: TIFU by thinking a found a new job
I moved to a new city about 6 months ago to get a fresh start and I have been working a shitty job to get by until I found something I actually wanted to do. I went for an amazing interview around 10 days ago and they informally offered me the job on the spot and asked my... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1415578275 | 1415587647 | t3_2lt5zo | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: Tifu by returning my parents vacuum cleaner.
This happened today. My wife went on a cleaning spree and our vacuum cleaner broke. She called my mom to ask if she could borrow theirs. They say yes as long as we return it to them by the end of the day, that's not a problem because we live 5 minutes away from th... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1415577499 | 1415732317 | t3_2lt4la | t5_2to41 | 3 | Dreth: TIFU by eating honey mustard sauce with my hamburger.
This, actually, is just happening.
I'm at my girlfriend's house, she's got the flu and has fever and all. I ate a hamburger from a place close to home and might have added too much honey mustard. Anyway, as a result I have the most horribly painful diarrhea I... | 3 | 1 | |
1415579248 | 1415580753 | t3_2lt7nv | t5_2to41 | -9 | LyingUncle: TIFU by letting autocorrect name my son.
My wife went into surprise labor yesterday while I was getting barko in the woods in another state. She couldn't make up her mind about a name so she wanted me to give her one at the last moment. I texted her with what was supposed to be "David", which is the name of... | 3 | -3 | |
1415579323 | 1415594788 | t3_2lt7s1 | t5_2to41 | 28 | androgynousjoy: TIFU... second life as a transgender sex-worker
TIFU, well i really fucked up my last 5 years and no one around me understands why my social anxiety is through the roofs...
5 years ago, i was a highschool graduate with a bright future in my hands. Winning an award upon graduation, being accepted to my f... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1415580376 | 1417657246 | t3_2lt9i9 | t5_2to41 | 17 | Mindtrik: TIFU by thinking the Police were Muggers
Background:
So this TIFU is from about 2 years ago, and I just remembered it because, for the first time since that night, I visited the intersection where it happened today.
Back when I was in High School I used to go to NYC a lot. I had friends there, and I always ... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1415580741 | 1415582420 | t3_2lta1z | t5_2to41 | 5 | Bbgun1018: TIFU by not checking the volume
So this was about 5 hours ago and it was actually my dad's FU.
I had gone to a friend of a friends violin recital during one of the songs my friend(also my voice teacher, Let's call her K) joined the violinist with vocals.Well dad thought "cool I can record K singing so bbgun... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1415581048 | 1415638457 | t3_2ltajg | t5_2to41 | 11 | ArcticBeatsCoolers: TIFU by shaking hands incorrectly my entire life
So this is about a friend of mine. She's 25 and right handed. We were at the bar yesterday and somehow the topic of handshakes came up. It turns out that she has been shaking hands with her LEFT hand her entire life. She thought that it was a normal t... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1415579820 | 1415583452 | t3_2lt8ma | t5_2to41 | 4 | storyweaver: TIFU by being rude to my friend's roommate
So my friend Jake is a pretty cool guy. We hang out and he's always a blast. But, on the weekends I usually have to pick Jake up from his dorm and run into his roommate LSP.
LSP isn't a bad person, he's just always high or drunk with high or drunk with high or dr... | 4 | 1 | |
1415583211 | 1415619816 | t3_2lte7m | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by being JEALOUs
\>In high school
\>Been liking this one girl since like the 6th grade
\>Knows I like her, really makes no difference what the shit makes
\>In all classes with her, [tfw](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbut04duYt1rc7ih8o1_500.jpg)
\>So it seems like she likes me
\&... | 4 | 2 | |
1415584237 | 1415911980 | t3_2ltfyj | t5_2to41 | 191 | drummer_ash: TIFU by eating pussy for the first time [NSFW]
As with most TIFUs, this happened some time ago - 10 years to be precise.
So, it's the last week of school - where there is little more to do than watch movies in darkened classrooms and play basketball. Attendance isn't really marked during this week, so the... | 6 | 31.833333 | |
1415584154 | 1415594138 | t3_2ltfso | t5_2to41 | 42 | oblivion5683: TIFU by telling my crush i googled her
happened on tuesday, she was on the computer looking up stuff at school and i was talking to her, then she said something like "i wonder what happens when you google me" and i said "oh your one of the first results" then she looks back at me with a :\ face and says "... | 6 | 7 | |
1415585035 | 1415587002 | t3_2lthcg | t5_2to41 | 2 | moustachemall: TIFU by trying to watch a movie with a toddler
I had to take my computer in for repairs a few months ago now. I got the hard drive replaced free. I re installed everything I had on it I thought....
Cue unhappy 3yr old and 4yr old when my computer wont play the kids movie either lol.
DVD player was pac... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1415576477 | 1415662835 | t3_2lt2vr | t5_2to41 | 3 | 69username69: Tifu by going on a first date.
So I'm hanging out with this girl first date. We go eat then we go to the beach.
I tell her I'm going to throw her into the ocean. (I actually plan on going for a kiss). As I grab her she accidentally punches me in the dick.
I think this counts as a handjob right? As we w... | 3 | 1 | |
1415587589 | 1415592240 | t3_2ltlj9 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by having my sexual fantasy come to life. NSFW
Its been three months since I've moved to the big city. Things have been lonely. I've made a few acquaintances here and there, but that just wasn't enough. Especially because of my growing man-urges ( 8=D---() ).
Work has been a real drag. I wanted to ... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1415587561 | 1415641330 | t3_2ltlhr | t5_2to41 | 184 | Piggles_Hunter: TIFU by texting a nude photo to my boss.
Shit.
I like to sext my man and send him nice pics of myself to him. I was about to hop into the shower and thought I was looking mighty fine in the mirror, so naturally I took a quick selfie and sent it off to him.
Afterwards I check my phone and I have a mes... | 9 | 20.444444 | |
1415587502 | 1415597760 | t3_2ltlet | t5_2to41 | 15 | tommaz555: TIFU by deleting my friend's sister's movie from her computer.
This actually happened about 40 minutes ago. So i'm sitting in my Modern History class, it's a monday and everyone is tired. It is also raining. So anyways i'm sitting next to my friend and she asks me "tommaz555, how do I delete this program off... | 3 | 5 | |
1415587606 | 1415751940 | t3_2ltlke | t5_2to41 | 44 | justsomestubble: TIFU by washing my dishes with laundry detergent for the last six months.
Six months ago I bought a package of those little pods you throw in your washing machine with your laundry thinking they were the little pods you put in the dish washer. I put them under the sink and never thought about it again ... | 4 | 11 | |
1415588279 | 1415619355 | t3_2ltmp9 | t5_2to41 | 7 | clothes_are_optional: TIFU by almost giving my coworker's fiancee a heart attack
This was just a perfect storm that happened.
I became good friends with a coworker of mine but we never exchanged numbers. One day, I ended up getting his phone number through another coworker for a completely relevant reason but I never ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1415587401 | 1415780732 | t3_2ltl9h | t5_2to41 | 5 | cobxlt: TIFU by breaking my gameboy
Okay, So I bought some stuff online from this website called Kitsch-Bent and I *tried* to install it on my gameboy, but it didn't work. I removed the stuff I installed and my gameboy wont power on anymore... I emailed the guy and he pointed out that I soldered the wires to the wrong ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1415591520 | 1415592376 | t3_2lts20 | t5_2to41 | 37 | TheGhost118: TIFU by having seemingly endless sex.
This actually happened this recent Saturday night.
I went to a rave with my girlfriend and it was going amazing and everything and like how we decided, we decided to pop a MDMA pill (about 180-200mg dose each) and see how the night goes.
When the rave was over and ... | 3 | 12.333333 | |
1415592219 | 1415610304 | t3_2ltt7o | t5_2to41 | 62 | [deleted]: TIFU by defecating in my pants a mile from my apartment.
As you can imagine, I can't tell anyone else this story but my fellow Reddit friends, so here it goes. Thursday, the day for most college students where the week is finally coming to an end, the lazy day. Nope, not this guy. I blame procrastination for... | 5 | 12.4 | |
1415592052 | 1415619880 | t3_2ltswt | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking a girl out and getting upset after being rejected.
OK well this actually happened at the beginning of this last summer and I'm typing this on mobile so bear with me. Also sorry for the poor formatting.
A little backstory; I am a senior in high school currently so when this happened I was a ju... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1415592640 | 1415657207 | t3_2lttvl | t5_2to41 | 96 | AdvancedLoser_: TIFU by participating in No-Fap November
So this happened yesterday, and since you guys seem to find entertainment in other people's misery, I figured I would post it here. I am using a throwaway for obvious reasons.
So some needed background about me, I'm a high school student, I don't exactly get a l... | 4 | 24 | |
1415582591 | 1415594004 | t3_2ltd5y | t5_2to41 | 9 | malignanthusky: TIFU When Cuteness Incarnate sat on my lap.
**Forward:**
I'm currently enrolled in a course for fuck-ups who dropped out of high school prematurely and need to catch up in order to move on with their lives. I'm one of these fuck-ups. There's about ten people in the class all in all, including the teach... | 3 | 3 | |
1415594616 | 1415610328 | t3_2ltwz3 | t5_2to41 | 102 | [deleted]: TIFU by blowing my load
This happened back in may but still makes me cringe. So its my senior year and its the end of the year. Well of course there is this big party at a classmates house and all seniors are invited. Well I've been crushing on this girl the entire senior year sure enough she is there. Now I... | 3 | 34 | |
1415594271 | 1415602071 | t3_2ltwg9 | t5_2to41 | 52 | TimeKillsEverything: TIFU by hooking up with a friend [NSFW]
So last night, drunk me decided it was a good idea to hook up with my friend (let's call her Amanda), who is currently hooking up with one of our other friends (Mike). Being freshman in college and not 19, we couldn't go out to the bars and instead ended up d... | 4 | 13 | |
1415595594 | 1415607322 | t3_2ltyew | t5_2to41 | 26 | chunst: TIFU by getting a case of crotch critters
This is NOT A SEXY STORY.
I recently became a host to some crabs. This was my first go with the little nutters, and I didnt quite know what to do. Luckily for me, my older brother was in town, and he had all the answers. He assures me that tens of thousands of tiny lit... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1415592727 | 1415597229 | t3_2ltu0u | t5_2to41 | 7 | Pretzel_Tentacles: TIFU by forgetting my jacket in a restaurant.
So, I drove my car to my friends house and then we were going to go out for dinner. Except my friend needed something from her car so she ended up driving us in her car to the restaurant. We had dinner, it was great. On our way out of the restaurant we... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1415597340 | 1415658097 | t3_2lu11e | t5_2to41 | 170 | DeepZeppelin: TIFU by getting a boner at the worst time possible.
I'm in law school, and here at my university we have a service that I have no idea how to translate to english. Basically people that can't afford a lawyer or are in dobt about what to do on something come to see a real lawyer for free, and we, law stude... | 8 | 21.25 | |
1415597987 | 1415708896 | t3_2lu1we | t5_2to41 | 33 | timmmmehh: TIFU by accidentally livestreaming an entire session of Skype sex w/ my long distance SO on Twitch
The title says it all. I streamed an entire fuck sesh of skype sex between me and my gf. A friend had to message me on facebook to let me know that I was streaming. Someone kill me.
lualdi: Maybe you should, yo... | 5 | 6.6 | |
1415598012 | 1415772081 | t3_2lu1xx | t5_2to41 | 14 | amynhb: TIFU by having sex on my period
Well, it wasn't today, it was this August.
My boyfriend and I were on a camping trip with friends and the two of us retired to our little cabin at around 3 am. I had just gotten my period. Normally that would ruin the mood for me, but it was pretty much our last chance to have s... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1415598359 | 1415599790 | t3_2lu2el | t5_2to41 | 5 | radwilly1: TIFU by throwing my backpack at my mom's freind
So my parents are divorced and my dad has to go to work early in the morning, so he brings me over to my mom's house in the morning at around 6:30, because she goes to work later in the day. It's complicated, but that's all you need to know.
Last night, I didn... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1415599842 | 1415601528 | t3_2lu4e4 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Jumble16: TIFU by smoking weed with my friends
So this happened yesterday night. The three of us were hanging out at one of our houses. We'll call him Greg and my other friend Tom. So its me Greg and Tom at Greg's house. We are waiting there for our hookup to get off work so we can go and smoke. We're getting bored and... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1415602475 | 1415654138 | t3_2lu7jf | t5_2to41 | 31 | Thuglas_MacArthur: TIFU stabbing my friend
Hello Reddit,
I, Thuglas_MacArthur, hath fucked up now.
I was sitting in traffic in my car for about an hour at this point. A little relevant background on me, I'm a little jumpy. I always carry a personal defense weapon just in case I would ever need it. Well, I was driving t... | 7 | 4.428571 | |
1415605109 | 1415609457 | t3_2luaf8 | t5_2to41 | 104 | isoturtle: TIFU by throwing scalding hot soup on a homeless man
This happened about 3 weeks ago. As part of my medical training, I'm required to go into the community and interact with those who have poor access to healthcare and...well, provide them with healthcare. Today we were actually overstaffed (which never happ... | 5 | 20.8 | |
1415604945 | 1416727004 | t3_2lua8u | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by ordering animal fries from In N Out
This fuck up happened today, I went to a new In N Out that recently opened up in my area so I figured it would be great as usual. For those of you who don't know what In N Out Burger is, it's a really popular fast food chain in California.
After enjoying my burger... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1415605733 | 1415635817 | t3_2lub23 | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by laughing at my boyfriend...twice
I'd been dating this guy since August, and just recently we decided to be intimate for the first time. We went all out (well for 22 year olds). Nice hotel room, expensive drinks, myself dressed in lingerie.
So things are going great, lots of foreplay, he's raring to ... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1415580547 | 1415636095 | t3_2lt9rt | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU when I got cocky and forgot a ziplock bag
Preface: This happened this august on a nice warm night at a party with underage drinking and other silly shit.
It was one of the last weekends of summer, and I heard about a party that someone was having, and of course the only things I wanted to know was: (A)... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1415605649 | 1415611216 | t3_2luaye | t5_2to41 | 45 | the_goddamn_nevers: TIFU by trying to be manly
My girlfriend and I were scrolling through Netflix trying to find a movie to watch, and she mentioned that she had never seen Forest Gump. So I said "We have to fix that", and watched it.
Of course at the end of the movie when Forest is talking to Jenny at her grave I star... | 6 | 7.5 | |
1415604350 | 1415651413 | t3_2lu9mu | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by creeping people out by carrying my phone in the front pocket of my hoodie.
I was wearing a pull over hoodie, the ones with the front pocket you can put your hands in from either side with no barrier. There must be a name for them but I can not think of it! kangaroo pouch maybe? Anyways, I had my phon... | 4 | 4 | |
1415608718 | 1415610242 | t3_2ludxu | t5_2to41 | 5 | SargeMacLethal: TIFU by being in a relationship with a girl who is allergic to peanuts.
A week ago, I got a bulk-size box of peanut butter Austin crackers from Sam's Club. Two days ago I entered a relationship with a girl who is allergic to peanuts.
God dammit.
Guys, I fucked up.
I can't eat my crackers if I wish to... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1415610042 | 1415676597 | t3_2luf5k | t5_2to41 | 1,754 | tech_ale: TIFU by matching with my professor on Tinder
I'm a well-known voice in my university, mostly because I'm active or because I go to my lecturer's offices during the year to ask questions. I'm also looked at as the innocently magnificent model student (except for my grades, that's a different story) being so ac... | 9 | 194.888889 | |
1415611421 | 1415612373 | t3_2lugd1 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU The Yakuza
In my wonderful formative years of high school, I excelled in Drinking, Smoking, Fighting and spending a good amount of time in the schools detention center. If you ask me I was a decent student if you ask my mother I was not by any means. Anyhow on with the story
So I generally hung out wit... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1415612624 | 1415636650 | t3_2luhh5 | t5_2to41 | 34 | [deleted]: TIFU by going for a drive
devilishlyhomely: I swear I saw this exact same TIFU word for word a few months ago.
Edit: [Found it](http://www.reddit.com/r/offmychest/comments/2ealvl/i_thought_it_was_just_hot_out_nope/), not a TIFU but from /r/offmychest. Submitted originally by /u/BrakemanBob.
Bowyang: Whattt... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1415614728 | 1415659615 | t3_2lujfz | t5_2to41 | 6,049 | shellehbelleh: TIFU by teaching my co-worker anal.
Literally happened today, and I ffffed up pretty awkwardly, Reddit.
Technically, it starts a week or so ago when I was moving shelves around at work. My colleague, "J" suggested moving an item a little bit more to the left, to which I explained that then it wouldn't... | 14 | 432.071429 | |
1415616059 | 1415623421 | t3_2lukmt | t5_2to41 | 8 | Schmiznurf: TIFU by letting my anger out!
Considering my childhood it's a wonder I am not more messed up than I am. I have anger issues and I lose my cool at stupid things, major things don't bother me but little ones always do.
My son was being particularly annoying and in his annoyance threw one of his toys at me. I... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1415615933 | 1415621586 | t3_2lukj5 | t5_2to41 | 35 | dicksons_cider: TIFU by saying "If that's your opinion" to a customer at work
Okay let's set the scene. I was about halfway through my shift at a popular fast food chain (KFC) in southern Sydney. So the time is around 7:45 pm on a Monday night and there about 5 people total, working including a cook and the manager. So... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1415617107 | 1415618058 | t3_2lullo | t5_2to41 | 4 | Eloressac: TIFU by using a 'your mom' insult/joke
Context - this was a few years ago when I was in school so was about 15 at the time. It was a bit of a phase I guess so instead of 'your mum' I said 'your nan'.
Just before the lesson I saw my friend who hadn't been in the day before so I walked over and said 'hey were... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1415618713 | 1415621899 | t3_2lun4s | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying anal for the first time
tlouplaying: In other post you said your a "pastor at a church"... your the type of "pastor" we would see on the news! Your sick!.. you don't know how you'll face her again? Wow, I'd much rather shit on my sister than have sex with her any day. Your disgusting
secretx... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1415619046 | 1415639834 | t3_2luner | t5_2to41 | 5 | GamerMcGame: TIFU by using a urinal
Well, I guess technically it was about a week ago. I was at the bar with my family after my grandpas funeral, and we are all drinking, sharing stories, I get up to go take a piss. Small bathroom, consists of stall that if you sat on toilet your knees would hit the wall directly ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1415623469 | 1415655663 | t3_2lurug | t5_2to41 | 159 | I_am_Not_A_Witty_Man: TIFU by trying to warn people of danger
This is my first post after a year or so of lurking but this is something I just had to share.
This actually happened today: It's 2am and my brother and I decide we want to grab some finger food before we watch the latest episode of The Walking Dead. We he... | 12 | 13.25 | |
1415625361 | 1415662859 | t3_2lutta | t5_2to41 | 16 | zlife17: TIFU By having Monster and Mcgriddles for breakfast
SO this morning i decided it would be "yummy" to have two mcgriddles for breakfast as that my normal "fat day" meal. As i walked down to the local Golden arches,I also decided i was lacking energy so instead of a coffee or juice i get ubermonster. I drink tha... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1415623015 | 1415627790 | t3_2lurdb | t5_2to41 | 45 | PM_ME_YOUR_ASSNDTITS: TIFU by wearing my Dads trousers to work.
This actually happened today. Myself and my father have similar jobs were we have to wear suits.
Today half asleep I went to the ironing pile and took a pair of suit trousers. I noticed they were a bit tight but assumed it was due to me pigging out on the... | 3 | 15 | |
1415613189 | 1415626343 | t3_2lui0k | t5_2to41 | 72 | cmcdonald1337: TIFU by trying salvia.
Let me start by saying that this happened two years ago, not today. Also, I was not new to psychedelics by any stretch of the imagination. I've tried a multitude of mind-altering substances up to this point. This was just one more to cross off the list.
Ever since I heard about sa... | 3 | 24 | |
1415615369 | 1415627345 | t3_2luk1u | t5_2to41 | 9 | nagballs: TIFU by accidentally insulting my brother and his family.
A little backstory: I worked as a lifeguard for 4 years, 3 of which I spent at my old high schools indoor pool. I worked from 6am-11am. The first 3 hours was spent watching old people try not to drown during senior swim (which devolved into me playing ... | 3 | 3 | |
1415617769 | 1415638903 | t3_2lum8u | t5_2to41 | 5 | Golgoth9: TIFU by not checking the clock
For once this story happened recently, yesterday night to be precise. This story is quite embarassing so I think only Reddit must know about it.
So I traveled back to my hometown for the week-end to visit friends and family, I got there on Friday night and I booked an overnigh... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1415631078 | 1415650233 | t3_2lv1vw | t5_2to41 | 49 | shiftsilence: TIFU by being lonely
Posting on an alt account cause of redditor friends. Also using peoples initials instead of names
So the last few days I've been feeling a little down, missing my ex who I broke up with back in june.
Yesterday I went for drinks with a girl from work who is also part of my main frien... | 4 | 12.25 | |
1415634810 | 1416181503 | t3_2lv8a2 | t5_2to41 | 121 | penis_length_nipples: TIFU by being a dick at the gym
Alright, well unlike most TIFU's this happened today and I feel pretty bad about it.
So I was in the gym earlier today, working Olympic Lifts in the power rack- which I was sharing with another guy. He was cool about letting me work in on the back half of the rack ... | 7 | 17.285714 | |
1415642589 | 1415834608 | t3_2lv5hb | t5_2to41 | 1 | 8172suileruAsucraM: At least I don't fuck around with rare knives and accidentally hand them out to strangers. You don't deserve shit, little man.
isklea: Maybe you should chill because it's just a game
8172suileruAsucraM: Maybe you should go suck a donkey's dick.
Dtrain16: 0/10 troll, needs work.
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1415635521 | 1415638924 | t3_2lv9li | t5_2to41 | 19 | Throwawayfmlfmlfmll: TIFU by misunderstanding the snapchat settings, and possibly crushing a dude's confidence
this actually happened today! basically had someone over last night who I thought was a friend, he got really pushy despite many "no's". I ended up saying "I'm tired gotta go to sleep" and going to my bedroom ... | 7 | 2.714286 | |
1415635731 | 1415673353 | t3_2lv9zn | t5_2to41 | 26 | thesocialist1: TIFU by joking about the Ottawa shooting in front of my boss and all my co-workers.
I just started a new job in Ottawa and was invited to the company team meeting. The meeting happened to be two days after the shooting in Ottawa.
The boss welcomed me to the team and said "The shooting was a tragic even... | 6 | 4.333333 | |
1415635918 | 1415637700 | t3_2lvadf | t5_2to41 | 5 | Matty_dee: TIFU By not taking a nap
Voyager5555: >I was sitting in an interview room on my lunch break
>>I can quickly relieve myself
>>>I eventually started to get close after about **40** minutes
Matty_dee: I was still hopeful I could take a nap
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1415634293 | 1415653400 | t3_2lv7dc | t5_2to41 | 34 | jajg: TIFU by replacing my colleague's luggage before an important business trip.
Rewind two years ago, I had been the new hire as junior relationship manager at the largest bank in Chile's corporate banking division. 6 months in, I had already heard of a million pranks everybody played on each other (some worse than o... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1415639215 | 1415670413 | t3_2lvgq6 | t5_2to41 | 152 | chacer98: TIFU by peeing in a Pepsi 2 liter, forgetting about it, then taking a big gulp of it.
A couple days ago I was getting drunk by myself watching the Bulls Game. Now the games over and I'm about ready for bed. Drunk me really didn't want to walk the whole 10 feet from my bedroom to the bathroom (I'm not exaggera... | 7 | 21.714286 | |
1415639128 | 1415715341 | t3_2lvgk1 | t5_2to41 | 46 | Rhotaic: TIFU by laughing during an English lesson
Earlier today, I had an English lesson and we were learning about Of Mice And Men; during the lesson, the teacher was on about the character crooks. The teacher was telling us about how he was hated then she said "who would be friends with a smelly black n****r?"
Whi... | 5 | 9.2 | |
1415639910 | 1415646797 | t3_2lvi27 | t5_2to41 | 4 | hellinhouse: TIFU by killing Mr Pete
This is a big fuck up and I don't know the consequences yet.
Wife and I live at the first floor of a big apartment building. Wife is away on a long holiday with her close family. Wife has a cat, Mr Pete, that she loves so very much, probably more then me.
Mr Pete was 9 years old w... | 6 | 0.666667 | |
1415641185 | 1415641641 | t3_2lvkml | t5_2to41 | 9 | HaydenCBR: TIFU by getting drunk and slicing my bum open..
This happened last year but I thought it would be worth sharing on here.
It was a week before graduation so I wanted to celebrate a little bit with my best friend and some family. It wasn't anything like a party but we wanted to drink and play games so we set... | 3 | 3 | |
1415641768 | 1415647371 | t3_2lvls1 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Luca_Valeria: TIFU by standing up for my self, too hard
Happened yesterday but I just got access to a computer.
I (was) am on my high school baseball team. I love baseball, great sport, probably the only real reason I like going outside is feeling the ball land in my mit. I love playing outfield and I'm not the best b... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1415642132 | 1415645668 | t3_2lvmj6 | t5_2to41 | 2 | TheBigStory: TIFU When The "Glory" Wasn't The Whole "Story"
kinda_alone: Hi TheBigStory, thanks for submitting to /r/tifu!
However, your submission, *TIFU When The "Glory" Wasn't The Whole "Story"*, has been removed because our rules do not allow:
* Rule 2: Posts without context will be removed. Tell us the full sto... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1415645794 | 1415648717 | t3_2lvtvz | t5_2to41 | 33 | [deleted]: TIFU and I am so embarrassed.
Ok so this TIFU started a few months ago and blew up today.
I made a gonewild account just for a bit of fun, my boyfriend thought it would be fun too so I posted some pictures and ended up making the front page a few times. I guess I liked the confidence boost, as believe it or... | 4 | 8.25 | |
1415646855 | 1415843154 | t3_2lvw1i | t5_2to41 | 3,418 | structuralwhiz: TIFU by asking the girl I was dating if she left a piece of Jewelry at my house
I've been dating a girl named Vicky S*****. I was cleaning my apartment yesterday and found a charm with her initials on it, so I snapped a photo of the charm and sent it to her with the note "I found your charm".
http://i... | 27 | 126.592593 | |
1415639380 | 1416030381 | t3_2lvh1c | t5_2to41 | 2 | dirtydanisreal: TIFU By Accidentally Spoiling The Twist In Bioshock Infinite
Me and some of my friends were joking around talking like stoners as in "dude, what if its called sand cuz its between the sea and the land?" and i said "dude, booker is comstock" and we all jokingly said "no way!" except i didnt realize my fr... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1415646638 | 1415687244 | t3_2lvvma | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting high at school
So this morning a friend of mine took me on a drive through town on our free period and insisted we get high before next class. This being my first time of being baked at school, I gladly agreed because I thought it was fun.
Fast forward to math class and I am pretty happy, ta... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1415648279 | 1415651083 | t3_2lvyvs | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by looking at Craigslist personals
To preface this, I took dog training lessons from this guy who is ex-military, has the Beligian Malmut who kills on command when only given in German, trains other attack dogs, only likes those dogs, etc etc etc. Well, today, while bored at work, for shits and giggles... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1415648405 | 1415686686 | t3_2lvz5v | t5_2to41 | 112 | jcm4ccc: TIFU by forgetting my medication and getting mistaken for a terrorist
This was really bad, and I'm really struggling with my feelings about myself this morning.
Sometimes I have panic attacks on airplanes. It's very inconsistent. Usually I'm okay, but every now and then I will have a flight that doesn't go ... | 5 | 22.4 | |
1415651260 | 1415662705 | t3_2lw4z9 | t5_2to41 | 196 | [deleted]: TIFU by ruining my friend's 21st birthday. Possibly NSFW.
This actually happened on Saturday night, but before I get into the story I have to provide a bit of context.
I dated a girl in high school and even though we broke up a few years ago we have remained friends and I'm very close to her family. I was s... | 4 | 49 | |
1415650974 | 1415725102 | t3_2lw4dx | t5_2to41 | 7 | kilercrab321: TIFU by Singing to my Girlfriend
I really enjoy singing. Now i am a huge fan of Billy Joel, i love him(pls come to Cleveland). Now, her parents are super religious, i mean they make me go to church with them. Now my GF has kinda rejected the whole religion thing and i am neutral on the situation. So i... | 5 | 1.4 |
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