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1415651842 | 1415728459 | t3_2lw65i | t5_2to41 | 132 | terbyermermer: TIFU by losing my job because of a joke I got from Reddit
Happened last week and I submitted something here about it but it got deleted because I didn't give enough detail. After having a week to think about it I think I am ready to tell the story.
The company I worked for was bought out and our new bos... | 19 | 6.947368 | |
1415650249 | 1415665354 | t3_2lw2ut | t5_2to41 | 48 | weagen: TIFU by trying to pre-order a Halo
Since Halo: The Master Chief Collection comes out tomorrow (woohoo!) I decided to post about a fuck up involving my love of halo.
It happened 4 years ago when I was about to enter my freshman year of high school. One day, I went out with my Mom to Walmart to go shopping. The ... | 6 | 8 | |
1415653702 | 1415819105 | t3_2lwa18 | t5_2to41 | 97 | titanandwire: TIFU by stopping a rape.
So as with many of the posts that make it on here this didn't happen today, more like four years ago.
I'm norwegian, and we have this tradition graduating from highschool called "russ". It basically means a month of going balls to the wall for a month. One of the "marks" you can... | 4 | 24.25 | |
1415652745 | 1415685094 | t3_2lw800 | t5_2to41 | 22 | lemhurst: TIFU by speaking with a fake foreign accent
A few months back I bought tickets to see a band that I like without checking the date of the show, which was on Halloween. The day before the show, I get a reminder telling me that I have tickets for this show. I had completely forgotten about it, but decided to ... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1415653721 | 1415685145 | t3_2lwa2o | t5_2to41 | 11 | Anne_The_Reaper: TIFU by shouting 'baby genitals' on a bus
On my way home, I boarded a bus. In class last period, we learned about how to clean baby genitals, how to feed a baby, etc. Normally, my bus just goes straight outside of the parking lot, driving all high schoolers and middle schoolers home. Instead, since the... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1415650589 | 1415659401 | t3_2lw3k5 | t5_2to41 | 57 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to the toilet with my little brother on a plane.
Our family was going on a family holiday overseas. We were traveling on the plane when my little brother (7, first time on a plane) had to use the toilet. He needs someone to go with him to the toilet any where but at home.
We walk down the aisl... | 3 | 19 | |
1415653102 | 1415655679 | t3_2lw8r5 | t5_2to41 | 5 | dododoli: TIFU by forgetting my mom's birthday(again), and going to a friends house instead to do ayahuasca.
I always forget her birthday. I'm 20, and I don't remember the last time I actually remembered her birthday. This was two days ago on a Saturday. I went to a friends house at around 2pm to drink ayahuasca with h... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1415652775 | 1415666802 | t3_2lw81i | t5_2to41 | 4 | throwdo8n: TIFU by washing all the crockery in our house with a sponge I had previously used to clean the toilet
I've had a load of washing up waiting to be done for a while (I know I'm gross) I had a sudden burst of motivation today and did it, we share our plates, bowls, knives and forks in our household but for some... | 4 | 1 | |
1415655448 | 1415762034 | t3_2lwdmh | t5_2to41 | 447 | dwaynebank: TIFU by sending a winky face to myself from my teacher's email
Like every post on this sub this did not happen today, rather 3 years ago during my senior year of high school.
One Monday I got to my English class early and noticed my teacher left her laptop open. Being a class clown and wanting the approval... | 9 | 49.666667 | |
1415656274 | 1415721626 | t3_2lwfbd | t5_2to41 | 334 | TheLastDudeguy: TIFU by going home.
So, here I am at college, finish my last class of the day. I excitedly walk to my car so I can get home to see my wife and son and eat dinner. I drive the one hour home. I walk into the house. My wife and son are sleeping. I decide to take a poop. While pooping I have a realization. ... | 8 | 41.75 | |
1415656199 | 1415721912 | t3_2lwf5c | t5_2to41 | 5 | ndn_jayhawk: TIFU by leaving a high paying job with good work-life balance to join another job by taking a pay cut for equity and zero work-life balance
Grass is always greener on the other side. Right now, I am in a position where I have zero autonomy to do my work effectively.
In February 2014, I went in-house wi... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1415656039 | 1415693415 | t3_2lweud | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by making fun of a disabled boy who had a crush on me
Used a throwaway for this one. (This happened when I was 15, I'm 21 now. Also, slightly NSFW.)
So when I was 15 there was this wheelchair-bound guy in my Maths class that used to stare at me all the time (and occasionally smile). It was obvious he ... | 3 | 1 | |
1415658859 | 1415664074 | t3_2lwkmk | t5_2to41 | 5 | effteess: TIFU by drinking
poohspiglet: Are you kidding? This story was on reddit.
http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2l7day/tifu_by_pepper_spraying_an_infant_in_the_face/
effteess: tf?
poohspiglet: Look! It's the fuck up of the week win^^^^ner!!!
| 4 | 1.25 | |
1415575905 | 1415686454 | t3_2lt1vz | t5_2to41 | 4 | Scufix: TIFU by letting my aunt take care of my cat and her two kittens
This actually happened, unlike most other posts on this subreddit, today.
Okay so our cat recently (Monday one week ago to be exact) gave birth to two beautiful kitten (actually 4 but two weren't fully developed, but that's another story). One of ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1415656636 | 1415660102 | t3_2lwg1h | t5_2to41 | 33 | Spildatien: TIFU by being charged thousands of Euros for watching movies abroad
So this happened about 10 months ago. I was living abroad in Germany and staying with a low-income family with four children. Being from Costa Rica, a country with little-to-no regulations over your internet browsing and knowing my way with... | 3 | 11 | |
1415659083 | 1415734587 | t3_2lwl1v | t5_2to41 | 2 | Blustarjelly: TIFU by reading /nosleep/
SO I fucked up today. Let me start by explaining I have a pretty bad case of Anxiety. It's like a mix of General Anxiety Disorder and Social Anxiety wrapped in a paranoid blanket. Some days I feel like a million dollars, other days I feel like the back end of a bag of shit.
To ... | 5 | 0.4 | |
1415656076 | 1415661624 | t3_2lwex0 | t5_2to41 | 27 | Kleptocupcake: Tifu by getting a "free" trial
I think you all can see where this is going before I even start... So this all started out about four weeks ago. After a summer of drum corps, I had put weight back on and finally decide to lose it again. I was always "too busy," "too tired," "too stressed," etc to exercise... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1415660582 | 1415764390 | t3_2lwo27 | t5_2to41 | 134 | I_love_moo: TIFU by leaving a GIF page up with an ad for a woman "scratching her butt cheeks" as my 5 yo son said.
I then had to creatively address this ad for a discreet meet up and my son's endless curiosity about her butt.
iron_hills: i think i need to see this gif..
I_love_moo: http://www.adcash.com/ban/3078191/US3... | 15 | 8.933333 | |
1415661753 | 1415802931 | t3_2lwqep | t5_2to41 | 124 | TheLittleSealChild: TIFU by trying to make friends
Ok, so a bit of backstory before we start, and I'm sorry if this is extremely long, but I ramble on a bit:
I am a very shy girl who often does not seize the opportunity to make friends. As well as this, I am, what some may call "an early developer", pretty much, I am ... | 14 | 8.857143 | |
1415660894 | 1415685846 | t3_2lwop2 | t5_2to41 | 7 | h00d: TIFU by finishing the last step of my dinner
Done preparing food for tomorrow's dinner. Here is my delicious light sour cream, dill and parsley sauce. All 500ml of it.
http://i.imgur.com/zLa8pRQ.jpg
shockthedrummer: I don't understand the fuck up.
Selrisitai: I think it is because he dropped his food onto the f... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1415656887 | 1417627521 | t3_2lwgky | t5_2to41 | 22 | jamesmanson34: TIFU By taking a truck bed full of teenagers offroading
Around 5 O'Clock last night, I decided I wanted to take group of friends out to a nameless area I had been once before to hang out and look at stars or whathaveyou.
Getting there involves taking a nearby street for ten minutes, it then crosses ano... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1415660746 | 1415883477 | t3_2lwoed | t5_2to41 | 33 | grandmaster_zach: TIFU by kicking in the stall door on a special needs kid
So, this story is pretty much as bad as it sounds. it happened earlier today, while I was at school.
I'm one of those people who takes a shit at the same time, in the same stall of the same bathroom every day. 10:35 on the dot, right after I f... | 6 | 5.5 | |
1415663714 | 1415726005 | t3_2lwtzr | t5_2to41 | 21 | aeronautically: TIFU by putting excessively morbid humor into a school essay.
Just today I was approached by a teacher, telling me that she would not grade my essay and would instead give it to the School Administration because I made a joke about assassinating the CEO of McDonalds to stop obesity from fast food in Ame... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1415666081 | 1415681815 | t3_2lwyde | t5_2to41 | 35 | dm740: TIFU by telling my pregnant wife I wouldn't cheat on her.
This basically happened... oh... ten minutes ago or so.
My wife is 9 weeks pregnant and well into the morning sickness, sick headaches, hormonal/emotional mess that the first trimester brings. Her self-esteem has taken a hit and her nerves are pretty fra... | 5 | 7 | |
1415657686 | 1415672813 | t3_2lwial | t5_2to41 | 5 | DragonMadeOfWaffles: TIFU by listening to music.
Some background for this story, My friend wanted me to go to the movies with him because he's scared to go alone, not wanting to have him bother me until I do it, I say 'fine' and decide to bring my phone and headphones to listen to music while I sit there. So I get ther... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1415667388 | 1415812608 | t3_2lx0t1 | t5_2to41 | 46 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving my number for a cute nurse at work
I work IT for a state wide non-profit hospital system. We are currently rolling out new desktop hardware for our clinical PCs at the hospitals. Today I ended up doing onsite end-user support in this one nurse suites with about 6 or so nurses and healthcare ... | 5 | 9.2 | |
1415667019 | 1415669194 | t3_2lx02y | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by ruining a possible relationship with a girl I liked
This happened about 2 years ago. I was really socially awkward back then and wasn't good with talking to girls, especially girls that I was into. I would just stutter and talk quietly without expression. Now I liked this girl at the time. We didn't ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1415657888 | 1415684424 | t3_2lwiod | t5_2to41 | 4 | Miki440: TIFU by dropping my tablet into the toilet
I carry around my tablet everywhere I go. This means that when early in the morning I decided to use the toilet, I took my tablet with me.
I placed it on the back of the toilet (instead of placing it on the ground or on a small shelf in front of me) and did my thing. ... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1415669839 | 1415674673 | t3_2lx57y | t5_2to41 | 2 | USAUSAWC: TIFU by ruining a freshman's year
This TIFU actually happened in the third week of the semester, just when the new freshies are getting situated into their friend groups and developing trust.
There was a girl on my team (I'm on an XC team) who I began messing with on Monday by saying things like "I know wha... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1415670716 | 1415685273 | t3_2lx6rw | t5_2to41 | 8 | Ghxaxx: TIFU by being overly friendly
I fucked up today, reddit. I have a co-worker who I used to heavily crush on in the early days of working together. Now he has a girlfriend but I still remained very fond of him. The romantic feelings eventually died, but the friendship remained.
I used to tease him on a regular b... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1415670470 | 1415680675 | t3_2lx6cf | t5_2to41 | 5 | missinmy86: TIFU by getting my wife Ice Cream at Safeway
So yesterday when I get home, My wife tells me she NEEDS ice cream (She's Pregnant with our second child).... So I go to the closest place and grab her some cookie dough ice cream (her fave!) and decide to smoke a bowl of gods green medicine, figured windows down... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1415673927 | 1415757011 | t3_2lxckd | t5_2to41 | 12 | samzplourde: TIFU by being a cheapskate.
So I drive a 2001 Ford Ranger truck, and recently it's been having problem after problem. The wheel bearings rusted out about a month ago, a brake line blew last week, and i've spent over $1500 in the last 3 months repairing it. It's only worth around $2000 and i should've sold ... | 6 | 2 | |
1415674503 | 1415680194 | t3_2lxdm1 | t5_2to41 | 6 | fluffykitty12: TIFU By attempting to cut my own hair
I'll preface by saying I am a dumbass. There.
I'll follow that by stating I do, in fact have ADD and a ton of things I love to do. So, being an irrational 15 year old female, I said, fuck it, who needs a hairdresser- and attempted, not five minutes ago, to cut my b... | 3 | 2 | |
1415674698 | 1415682014 | t3_2lxdyn | t5_2to41 | 11 | kelshush: TIFU by browsing reddit while studying
I (23F) have my final exam tomorrow. I have spent the last two days watching/listening to the recorded lectures online, and because they are so boring I have been multitasking and browsing reddit at the same time.
Today I was getting pretty bored of my usual subreddits,... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1415672371 | 1415698923 | t3_2lx9qa | t5_2to41 | 63 | Thehumanracestinks: TIFU by almost washing my nieces hamster.
Okay, so my SO , I and our two kids are staying in a house with his sister, her husband their three kids, his mother and grandmother and a shitsu , two cats a rabbit and a hamster. The hamsters ' cage is next to the clothes washer. I had started a load of la... | 4 | 15.75 | |
1415677916 | 1415678320 | t3_2lxjmw | t5_2to41 | 4 | sashieshyam: TIFU by eating too much curry before class
bate178: You should see a doctor
pro-window: Totally a normal reaction to Indian food..
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1415677744 | 1415744613 | t3_2lxjc8 | t5_2to41 | 943 | oceanjunkie: TIFU by biting a slap bracelet.
You know [these](http://imgur.com/RkUJTEr) things?
I had one in the open position and held it in my teeth in the middle. I bit down slightly and both ends quickly curled up and stabbed me in both of my eyes. It still hurts.
marteautemps: Wait, what? These are a thing again?... | 9 | 104.777778 | |
1415668644 | 1415725637 | t3_2lx32n | t5_2to41 | 14 | IFUalot: TIFU by punching myself in the face and electrocuting my ear in the same day.
Nothing horribly embarrassing today just a day where I feel like my head is under attack.
So last night I fell asleep awkwardly on my arm. I woke up in the middle of the night because my arm was in pain, numb and tingling. Somehow ... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1415678711 | 1415680977 | t3_2lxl1d | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by watching Don Jon with my girlfriend.
This particular TIFU happened a few months ago, and this girl and I are no longer together for unrelated reasons. A little bit of background: This girl and I had been dating for nearly 4 years, and have been living together for about 2 years. Before moving in toge... | 4 | 1 | |
1415678626 | 1415680717 | t3_2lxkvo | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by satirically making jokes about an awkward situation.
This is less a fuck-up I did today and more a fuck-up I realized today.
Whenever I'd hang out with some new female acquaintances I make jokes that make fun of a potentially awkward situation. Up until now I thought I had been careful in my usage o... | 3 | 1 | |
1415678504 | 1415773939 | t3_2lxkoo | t5_2to41 | 5 | bahlsonal: TIFU by getting to know my wife read all my msgs to my sister about her and now she's very disturbed!
So TIFU bad! I'm embarrassed, ashamed and feel like a total failure. Today, on the day of our 2nd anniversary, I lost her trust. I even bought her a gift, flowers n everything but that doesn't matter anymore... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1415670168 | 1415703756 | t3_2lx5t7 | t5_2to41 | 4 | MiMimelts: TIFU by learning about the first smartphone.
So today for no real reason I somehow end up learning about what is now called the first smartphone. It was all interesting info until I got to the part about the creators. IBM and BellSouth cellular. Which has now cause me devastation and fear I'll grow to hate m... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1415680363 | 1415731780 | t3_2lxnt5 | t5_2to41 | 30 | KazeRyu32: TIFU by going to see a girl I loved
This actually happened last year, but I never really told many people.
So, back story, there's this girl I really like, but she went to a different school than I did. We chatted online a lot, which was impressive because she wasn't online a lot, but after I chatted with ... | 6 | 5 | |
1415681249 | 1415756517 | t3_2lxp89 | t5_2to41 | 11 | RelationWoe: TIFU by wanting a child.
Today I fucked up by mentioning that I wanted a child at some point. Its been a long issue between me and my boyfriend, but we are fairly young (19 and 26) and there's a ways to go. He has a kid from another relationship (shes about 5 now) that he sees every once in a while, and do... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1415680889 | 1415811870 | t3_2lxong | t5_2to41 | 2,766 | goffizkool: TIFU by not looking up while texting
So I was on about hour 4 of my 8 hour trek up the highway back to school after a long weekend of partying in my home town with some friends from high school. Earlier that morning, I stopped for some breakfast at McDonald's and as the day wound on, the McGriddle made its ... | 11 | 251.454545 | |
1415682014 | 1415748871 | t3_2lxqh2 | t5_2to41 | 47 | [deleted]: TIFU By checking an OkCupid message during a really awesome date, trying to play it off
I've been talking to (we'll call her) "Barbara" for a little over a week after meeting her via OKC. We hung out for the first time last Tuesday and spent the entire weekend texting and making plans for today while I was o... | 7 | 6.714286 | |
1415682466 | 1415771893 | t3_2lxr7b | t5_2to41 | 16 | CreepyPetey: TIFU by liking chicken nuggets too much
I love chicken nuggets. I rolled into the fast food joint tonight, right after getting some tacos (I like to go variety when I'm dollar menu shopping) just to get some delicious chicken nuggets.
When I got to the window to get them, I saw a cashier I knew from High... | 4 | 4 | |
1415684091 | 1415693952 | t3_2lxtpm | t5_2to41 | 12 | blobcat123: TIFU by squirting and then bitch-fiving a girl.
So I have this girl I like, let's call her Layla. Layla has a good friend named Kenzie. I currently have feelings for Layla, and I wish to engage in a romantic relationship with her.
We were sitting together at lunch, my friend next to me, and Layla across f... | 3 | 4 | |
1415686040 | 1415729563 | t3_2lxwjv | t5_2to41 | 651 | [deleted]: TIFU by having relations with an older woman in a small town.
I, an early 20s male, was introduced to a lady in her fortyies by a mitual friend. They claimed "her husband is a piece of shit and cheats on her all the time. Being the good Samaritan that I am, I agreed to have her come over to my apartment for ... | 8 | 81.375 | |
1415687290 | 1415691592 | t3_2lxy9r | t5_2to41 | 3 | imagination96: TIFU getting pulled over high
Happening right now. Im in the police station right now, what do?
CapnJaques: What kind of Police Station lets someone diddle with their cellphone while being arrested? I'm assuming you'd be arrested for dui, am I wrong? Every time I've been in a police station they took eve... | 3 | 1 | |
1415711804 | 1415947431 | t3_2lxz1n | t5_2to41 | 46 | cloudmerchant: Men appreciate directness. He's probably super sad he didn't get around to asking you out.
ciobanica: > Men appreciate directness.
Yeah, women, just jump on our dicks after you've met us, it's a guaranteed 99,99% success rate...
cloudmerchant: Not quite what I meant.
ciobanica: ^(Shhhh... dude, ... | 8 | 5.75 | |
1415689236 | 1415691290 | t3_2ly0t0 | t5_2to41 | 24 | Taco_Strong: TIFU by buying my gf flowers
This actually happened today.
I have been dating a wonderful woman for a couple of months now, and repeatedly I'm surprised by how little things I thought were standard practice just astound her. Things like texting her good morning everyday. Telling her she's beatiful. Trying... | 4 | 6 | |
1415689447 | 1415761074 | t3_2ly124 | t5_2to41 | 40 | msmithsjc: TIFU by euthanizing my dog
Well it was actually a month ago, but I just can't stop thinking about it. It feels like the biggest mistake of my life. My dog Conan was my best friend, the only constant in my life for the last 5 years of moving around, losing friends and girlfriends. He was a young guy, I got hi... | 6 | 6.666667 | |
1415692820 | 1415716914 | t3_2ly4yr | t5_2to41 | 3 | burweedoman: TIFU by showing my GF Redditch.
Now I didn't just show her reddit today, it was several months ago. However, today I found out she posted to Gonewild. This is all because of me trying to be awesome showing her how cool of an application Reddit is.
only1mrfstr: Dude... did she confess to blowing another dud... | 5 | 0.6 | |
1415692778 | 1415708586 | t3_2ly4x7 | t5_2to41 | 2 | ShacksMcCoy: TIFU by over-analyzing things. [NSFW]
So I've been seeing this girl for a few weeks now. This past Sunday she asks if I can come up to her house to hang out, which I agree to naturally. That night we see a movie, have supper, and go to bed together, cuddling and spooning and whatnot.
Anyway, morning come... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1415691313 | 1415706869 | t3_2ly3b9 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking my friend if the naked pictures I found on here were of his sister.
This DID happen today.
I was browsing my city's specific NSFW subreddit yesterday. I live in a huge city where the odds of actually knowing someone are rather small. But the odds were not zero. I found a picture, not a selfie... | 3 | 3 | |
1415689852 | 1416874602 | t3_2ly1l2 | t5_2to41 | 10 | dudeitsjon: TIFU by trying to wash a blanket
A few weeks back I left my car with my parents because they needed it. My mom looks in the back seat and notices there's a nice red blanket there. It was recently used to warm us, me and my lady, up at a college football game. My mom, having a nicer washing machine than us... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1415693901 | 1415746115 | t3_2ly646 | t5_2to41 | 3,834 | MaFocka: TIFU By thinking my wife was cheating on me
As with a lot of TIFU this actually happened about a year ago.
This all started with me coming home from work one night and heading straight to the bathroom to bust a shit. I was sitting there doing my business, my phone was dead so I was bored. I look over at the s... | 17 | 225.529412 | |
1415697182 | 1415713548 | t3_2ly9cu | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: Tifu watching the dick eating dudes video
This was tonight at work, i thought my headphones were plugged into my phone all the way, turns out they weren't and my volume was really loud. Now most of the coworkers that sit around me probably suspect I'm watching some very questionable content all the time. In... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1415700496 | 1415765900 | t3_2lycm9 | t5_2to41 | 15 | FidmeisterPF: TIFU by trying to be funny to a Japanese girl
Like most Fuck ups this didn’t happen today but a year ago. [Another TIFU i read today reminded me of my fuck up!](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2lw65i/tifu_by_losing_my_job_because_of_a_joke_i_got/). Let me paint you a picture of the situation. I was ... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1415697669 | 1415739369 | t3_2ly9tn | t5_2to41 | 2,825 | Allhallowss: TIFU by accidentally startling a fat patient.
So here's a wee story that might make your mornings as you all crawl to work-
I'm a male nurse and last night I was working in a geriatric ward, as the shift began we took down all the info of our patients.
So there was this bariatric patient (medical term f... | 13 | 217.307692 | |
1415700569 | 1415904433 | t3_2lycp8 | t5_2to41 | 391 | tifu05: TIFU - average job, no relationships, no notable friendships to speak of - from idealistic to a zombie, at 36
So I'm 36 (though I look 25), Indian born, but live in the US. Short (only 5ft 4 in), smarter than most people I know (at least book smart), compassionate/kind, awkward, a big zero with girls.
Stu... | 7 | 55.857143 | |
1415702884 | 1415751929 | t3_2lyev9 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU a three year "unofficial" relationship
So this started wayyyyy back in 2011 when I randomly started talking to a girl called Lucy (for the purpose of this story). I remember most of this stuff because nearly **every** conversation we had was one facebook and I've been reading through it a lot the past c... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1415705478 | 1415751712 | t3_2lyhf5 | t5_2to41 | 767 | icequeen1980: TIFU by cleaning my mom's car
So this actually happened years ago when I was about 12 and my sister was 8.
Anyway, it was snowy day in Canada and me and my sister decided to go outside to play. I put on all my snow gear, head outside and see my mom's car in the driveway. The car was really muddy, like r... | 7 | 109.571429 | |
1415706439 | 1415716447 | t3_2lyicn | t5_2to41 | 7 | Uzaka: TIFU By wearing my work shoes on a rescue call
So I work as a security guard, Uniform, nice shoes, etc. etc. I'm also a volunteer fire fighter, and my department runs ambulances. I Was coming home from work last night, and as I was driving past HQ, we get a rescue call (EMS). I was bored, so I decided "Sure, why... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1415707134 | 1415803789 | t3_2lyj1q | t5_2to41 | 52 | pr0dig3y: TIFU by unplugging the phone in my school library.
When i was a senior in high school we had study hall in our school library which doubled as a public library after hours. Well our teacher was gone so i decided id prank call people from the phone.well one so lucky victim kept calling back all pissed off so m... | 5 | 10.4 | |
1415710875 | 1415747825 | t3_2lymzq | t5_2to41 | 79 | [deleted]: TIFU by fucking texting my GF's dad as well as my GF
So I've been seeing this girl for a while now, and we've been texting, some pretty hardcore flirting, not just the cute relationship-y, flirting soft of texts. So I got a text today saying this:
> Hi Absolution3241, this is [girlfriend]'s Aunty tammy, ... | 5 | 15.8 | |
1415711069 | 1415765568 | t3_2lyn7u | t5_2to41 | 670 | ngfilla94: TIFU by "calling dibs" on a coworker.
Background: I'm extremely shy and awkward when it comes to girls. I'm 20, she's 18.
So this isn't a one day fuck up. Happened over a few days, but I just learned about it last night. I work at a small chain grocery store in the produce department. I had been on medical ... | 11 | 60.909091 | |
1415688221 | 1415903349 | t3_2lxzj3 | t5_2to41 | 11 | viper9172: TIFU by making an outline of my body in chalk.
So.
It was 5:05Pm and I was leaving my highschool's weightroom with a couple friends on my way to the front of the building to be picked up by my mom. On the way there, we passed some chalk drawings of algebra and geometry problems that those classes had done f... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1415711428 | 1415823498 | t3_2lyno6 | t5_2to41 | 28 | Shane_b47: TIFU:by letting my friends stay at my house last night.
Last night I had a couple of my good buddy's over to have some drinks on my porch.Everyone got pretty hammered so I thought it would be best to let my friends crash in my living room.I had to wake up early in the morning for work,and when I walked into ... | 4 | 7 | |
1415708810 | 1415742644 | t3_2lyks8 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Watachiwaimasu: TIFU by deleting the only job post relevant to me
I recently moved to a foreign country and have been keeping an eye open for jobs that suit my availability, interests, and language level. These three filters catch nearly everything.
I finally came across a job posting on Craigslist (I know, I don't h... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1415713494 | 1415718349 | t3_2lyqc6 | t5_2to41 | 11 | Dessert_toad: TIFU: by holding my beer between my legs :(
I had to go to the county prosecutors office this morning, so I figured I'd kill some time by drinking and beer and smoking some dank along the Deschutes river 2 blocks from the office.
I walk to the store and buy a beer and dance my ass to the river (I had hea... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1415716429 | 1415719264 | t3_2lyuk2 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by being unlucky
This happened today.
Wake up with one of my eyes hurting
(I wear contacts at night)
Try to pull out my contacts
One falls on the ground
Shit.
Grab my phone to activate flashlight
Think I see my contact
Lean over my bed
Phone is laying on the bed
Phone falls of the bed
Breaks.
Fuck
S... | 3 | 3 | |
1415711086 | 1415719630 | t3_2lyn8r | t5_2to41 | 8 | oreopoptartman: TIFU by changing gears on my bike
I would always ride a bike when I was young, learning to ride without training wheels as every child did. The problem was, I never rode a bike that you can change gears on or with those brakes on the handlebars. This was because I became an avid runner, making varsity c... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1415719538 | 1415724371 | t3_2lyzte | t5_2to41 | 18 | throwawaytime913: TIFU by finishing on my own face NSFW
Mitchhhhhh: I guess you didn't see that cumming.
Angelsol: Wow... that is amazing.
MZago1: Eh, I think it was in poor taste.
Mikeocktopus: I get it. Coz it got in his mouth.
jalvez: HE HAD TO FACE THE SITUATION..
Mikeocktopus: He didn't just have egg on his face... | 7 | 2.571429 | |
1415719704 | 1415816302 | t3_2lz03q | t5_2to41 | 539 | CastrosExplodinCigar: TIFU by pointing out the obvious and making an old lady cry
I belong to a Toastmasters club. For those unfamiliar with Toastmasters, it's a public speaking training organization where people from all walks of life, over the age of 18 can turn up and speak on whatever subject they choose.
Last nig... | 6 | 89.833333 | |
1415715407 | 1415813757 | t3_2lyt1x | t5_2to41 | 8 | WalkmanCassette: TIFU by not pursuing a woman
Not today, but over the weekend. I'm at a bar with some friends in a small town. I run into this girl that I had seen maybe a few weeks earlier.
Flashback to this moment a few weeks prior: this girl stops me at another bar in same small town, and tells me how she digs my ... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1415720796 | 1415726776 | t3_2lz23k | t5_2to41 | 2 | throwawayaday111: TIFU by becoming infatuated with the girl I was trolling
Where do I begin..
So I have a little obsession with joining dating sites with a fake profile. I've become absolutely amazing at creating a whole different life. I've done this on multiple websites with various "people" I would impersonate. I ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1415722423 | 1415726684 | t3_2lz55l | t5_2to41 | 11 | Das_bomb: TIFU by playing Risk on my ipod beside a WWII vet while waiting in doctors office.
Had a Dr appt at 10:45. While sitting in waiting room, I am playing Risk on my ipod only to look beside me and see an old man (presumably a WWII vet) weeping beside me looking at my ipod all while the trumpet that plays at 11 a... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1415726097 | 1415750903 | t3_2lzced | t5_2to41 | 6 | Crusnik909: TIFU by leaving my iPod Classic with 12k songs in my car in sight to get stolen, without having a backup on my new computer.
I drive a jeep wrangler with a soft top in Miami, Fl. For those that don't know, you can just unzip a window on a jeep wrangler to basically break inside. I was downtown paying a park... | 6 | 1 | |
1415726811 | 1415733538 | t3_2lzdvu | t5_2to41 | 3 | darksideofthebroom: TIFU by liking a drug dealer.
This is actually a two week long fuck up but the bulk of the fucking up happens in this last week.
First I'll give you some early context. I'm a first year engineering student at a good university. Until Halloween I had been really good about getting my schoolwork don... | 3 | 1 | |
1415723544 | 1415729664 | t3_2lz7eg | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking a selfie while riding my longboard.
This happened yesterday, I just forgot to post here.
So I was cruising around on my longboard and I stroll along to relieve some stress from school. I see this abandoned, or undeveloped gated community, had some paved roads and no houses, the place was clea... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1415724023 | 1415748365 | t3_2lz8au | t5_2to41 | 2 | Rhazior: TIFU by misinterpreting a date
While playing League of Legends, I have managed to avoid playing ranked for almost the entire season. Postponing it until I felt like the time was right. That time, never came. I looked up the end of the ranked season so I could at least place myself in a league and get a banner ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1415727359 | 1415890640 | t3_2lzf0t | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting drunk, telling my best friend that I love her and basically ending the friendship.
So I'm a 17 year old guy in my final year of High School, I'd drank before but I'd never ever been drunk. Anyways I was hanging out with my buddies who are a year older than me in their dorm and we were talking... | 4 | 4 | |
1415728590 | 1415770576 | t3_2lzhhi | t5_2to41 | 161 | Red-Rise: TIFU by Telling my Dying Grandmother my Parents are Divorced
So my grandmother is a British woman who had retired to Portugal with her husband several years ago. After my grandfather died in 2009, my grandmother health deteriorated a bit and she moved to a nursing home there. She is almost completely blind an... | 4 | 40.25 | |
1415729227 | 1415783223 | t3_2lzitz | t5_2to41 | 109 | [deleted]: TIFU by rejecting a drink from a guy at a bar
Earlier this year, I went to a birthday party at a bar. I was there with my husband, but he went into the bathroom so I was only surrounded by female friends. My husband and I are both relatively jealous/territorial, and we prefer that we don't engage in conver... | 7 | 15.571429 | |
1415729902 | 1415792838 | t3_2lzk7i | t5_2to41 | 585 | [deleted]: TIFU by saving my teacher's number as 'drug dealer'.
Thew story starts around six months ago when several classes from my school went on an field trip out of town for a few days with several teachers as chaperones including my History teacher, Mr.Man (Yes, that's his real name). After a exhausting six hour t... | 15 | 39 | |
1415731310 | 1415738380 | t3_2lzn1u | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by being too tired
I put my underwear on backwards this morning and only noticed after lunch at work. in the process of flipping them around someone walked into the work bathroom i had forgotten to lock.
Blue_Polyp: your fu was not locking.
also, it can be pretty cool to wear it in reverse
me_team: E... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1415732252 | 1415849600 | t3_2lzp04 | t5_2to41 | 3,895 | Scrubera: TIFU by yelling "f*ck off and get the f*ck out of here" to the CEO of the company I work for.
This actually happened two weeks ago and before you start thinking I made this up let me just say that I didn't just go up to the CEO and say this out of nowhere. It was completely accidental and just the worst luck ... | 19 | 205 | |
1415729695 | 1415805377 | t3_2lzjsn | t5_2to41 | 220 | Jenny_not_Jennay: TIFU by trying to seduce my fiance's best friend.
This happened last weekend, when my fiance was the best man at a wedding. My fiance and the groom have been friends since they were 2 years old, and they have a very close relationship. I have only met the groom a few times, due to the fact that we liv... | 6 | 36.666667 | |
1415733382 | 1415833881 | t3_2lzrdz | t5_2to41 | 19 | itdidntlock: TIFU by not locking my laptop
Uggggghhhh....
So I had some dirty pictures from girls in my past on my laptop that I wanted to poke through. So I did, then the guilt started setting in that I was disrespecting my girlfriend by doing so, so I stopped and closed the lid.
Apparently, the setting where the la... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1415729645 | 1415785033 | t3_2lzjoh | t5_2to41 | 14 | IntegraNegra: TIFU by being branded a pedophile
This happened earlier this year, but I just remembered it after reading another TIFU from today.
So I was on my way home when I decided to drop into the grocery store (Kroger) to buy a Powerball ticket. I rarely go into this Kroger as there is a Publix much closer to my... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1415734537 | 1415771621 | t3_2lztul | t5_2to41 | 23 | EzzoMahfouz: TIFU by playing Ouija with my overly-religious friend.
My friend and I started bonding since the beginning of the school year and we've come to form this best-friendship. She's a sweet, smart girl from a christian family that happens to be a hardcore one herself.
I invited her over for a fun day-in with m... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1415731157 | 1415890288 | t3_2lzmpc | t5_2to41 | 7 | johnnymarsbar: tifu by saying a very inappropriate phrase near a teacher.
Today I was at college, things went quite normally, went from class to class talking about various subjects such as payday 2.
later in the day our conversation got a little strange, which ended with me saying "you're gunna get dat mad pussy" ev... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1415735016 | 1415763262 | t3_2lzuux | t5_2to41 | 171 | emzieees: TIFU by trying to cut my bangs myself.
I decided I wanted to cut my bangs myself this morning. I grabbed my trusty shears, combed out an appropriate amount of hair, and started tapering my bangs like a pro (or at least someone who has seen enough Youtube tutorials to not royally fuck them up.) I finished, the... | 4 | 42.75 | |
1415735243 | 1415736350 | t3_2lzvc2 | t5_2to41 | 8 | mambuul: TIFU by vaping at work...in a dental office.
I am a front desk assistant at a dental office, and spend about nine to ten hours a day there. Work gets pretty freaking boring at a computer all day, so I like to vape in the bathroom. I always keep my vape in my bag under the front desk, and today I dropped my vap... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1415723238 | 1415816828 | t3_2lz6rf | t5_2to41 | 61 | Binary_Bomb: TIFU by eating ham and lentil soup before being admitted to the hospital
So after eating not one, not two, but THREE bowls of very onion-y, and very lentil-y lentil soup, I suffered some pretty nasty burns in my workshop. I was admitted to the Burn ICU where I had the most absolutely revolting gas that has... | 6 | 10.166667 | |
1415730712 | 1415791174 | t3_2lzlty | t5_2to41 | 2 | AramisAthosPorthos: TIFU by emptying the dishwasher
At work, in the workplace where I work, there is a dishwasher which several times a day gets filled and emptied and makes wet swooshing noises while using electricity.
Today I was emptying this dishwasher and putting stuff away around the kitchen when I noticed it... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1415736051 | 1415808809 | t3_2lzx1m | t5_2to41 | 3 | mclean007: TIFU: my whole teenage. In a cross road with no direction
I am a citizen (and currently residing) in a town in Nigeria, turned 21 a few days go and just realized (on my birthday) that I have wasted my entire life on nothing.
In a country where (some people) dreams don't come true, I guess I dreamed far to... | 6 | 0.5 | |
1415735234 | 1415744693 | t3_2lzvb9 | t5_2to41 | 75 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to scare my sister.
Like most stories on here. This happened a few years ago. My little sister (age 10 at the time) wanted me to take her to the library so she could check out a book. She couldn't find her shoes so I told her I will wait outside at the car. We lived in an apartment building so... | 4 | 18.75 |
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