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1415731712 | 1416509099 | t3_2lznum | t5_2to41 | 7 | PsychoticBall1: TIFU by seeing a co-worker reach for something under a table
So, the other night, it was near my time to leave, and I had a foot-in-mouth moment where one of my co-workers was kneeling on the ground, reaching for something under a table. In that moment I noticed that the shorts she was wearing looked li... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1415736449 | 1415764074 | t3_2lzxvt | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by not having any motivation
This is actually everyday.
I fuck up everyday by not having the motivation to do anything. I sleep for 12 hours and I'm still exhausted. This isn't me being lazy. I'm just so tired and exhausted and I've been getting sick frequently, and the person I want to talk to the mos... | 3 | 2 | |
1415737319 | 1415750413 | t3_2lzzpj | t5_2to41 | 181 | waylaidbyjackassery: TIFU by adopting a puppy from a no-kill shelter
Little girl dog was a bundle of energy at the shelter, got her home and the next morning she just laid around. Not puppy like activity at all. Took her that day to get checked at the vet, they said she might have the Parvovirus. So, off to anot... | 4 | 45.25 | |
1415737724 | 1415739110 | t3_2lzzxs | t5_2to41 | 13 | TakSlak: TIFU by Spraying My Kitchen With Soup
I love soups and stews and I love making them. Tonight when I got home I decided on some chicken stew since I already had all the ingredients. Yummm!
Now for those of who don't know, the process of making chicken stew in a pressure cooker is thus: boil the chicken at pr... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1415738970 | 1415740239 | t3_2m02m3 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to be a good person.
Kelseylg: http://i.imgur.com/nRXwSla.jpg
Hard_Bodied_Man: It would have been more "philly" if it was a dead human baby.
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1415739609 | 1415769515 | t3_2m03z9 | t5_2to41 | 97 | GamesinaBit: TIFU by not knocking
Time for yet another entry to this subreddit, and this time it's pretty bad.
Today my school had a Veteran's Day presentation, and being in choir I had to preform. My first fuck up is forgetting that the performance is *today*, not Thursday, which caused me not to have my uniform. So ... | 7 | 13.857143 | |
1415740475 | 1415874549 | t3_2m05tp | t5_2to41 | 14 | floatingbear: TIFU by misleading an entire group of tourists
Not the worst I've done, but I feel pretty lame. Hadn't taken the train in awhile, but it's miserably cold today. Waiting at the stop to go downtown. Ensure a group of inquiring tourists. That they're at the right stop to get where they're in a hurry to be.
... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1415740468 | 1415742411 | t3_2m05t6 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Textual_Dissonance: TIFU by nearly breaking the community washer while completely stoned.
As most TIFUs go, this one wasn't from today, but at least five or so months ago. It started out with me just wanting to get some housework done on my day off, and like most people being stoned while doing housework makes it ten t... | 3 | 2 | |
1415729637 | 1415805006 | t3_2lzjnx | t5_2to41 | 8 | FoxInTheField: TIFU By snaking a drain
Our kitchen sink has been draining slowly and backing up. I am not a woman that will shrink away from a household deed because it is gross, so I have been trying to rectify the problem myself. I have used liquid drain cleaners to no avail and decided that it was time to do a prop... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1415741845 | 1415745350 | t3_2m08r6 | t5_2to41 | 17 | skwibb: TIFU with a giant wooden sculpture
This FU occurred a bit ago, never got around to posting it.
So I go to an art / performing art school, where I just finished a course in sculpture. The focus was installation sculpture, meaning the pieces were all about the height of the person making them. My sculpture had t... | 12 | 1.416667 | |
1415742700 | 1415752839 | t3_2m0al9 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by locking myself out, then again by breaking back in.
Breaking into my place is disturbingly easy.
Back story time...
I'm renting. My landlord is a plumber. We share a property and a communal front door and hallway. It used to be a house. The ground floor, formerly living room and kitchen, is now h... | 3 | 3 | |
1415746122 | 1415998055 | t3_2m0him | t5_2to41 | 9 | FeldsparJockey: TIFU by taking a shower with the lights off
First off, let me say that I share this shower with 3 other people and that this isn't an uncommon thing for me to do. It is relaxing to shower in the dark, and there is enough light coming from under the door that I can see the general shape of everything af... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1415745427 | 1415785378 | t3_2m0g5i | t5_2to41 | 81 | lambofgod3596: TIFU by possibly having a Mexican family deported.
This actually happened today, at work.
I work in an Italian eatery, mainly specializing in pizza but we also offer other types of Italian cuisine (pasta, hoagies, lasagna). Well today, I was up front at the counter taking orders when the phone rings. It... | 8 | 10.125 | |
1415747153 | 1415748069 | t3_2m0jm8 | t5_2to41 | 10 | DocPantsOnHead: TIFU by getting married?
So context first: A few years ago I decided to get married. I was young and drunk and had nothing to lose. We filed for a marriage certificate, got it, and then I decided I had more important things to do. I completely forgot about it and assumed nothing came of it. It is highly... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1415730497 | 1416089727 | t3_2lzleq | t5_2to41 | 4 | Ov3rKoalafied: TIFU by playing Wiffle Ball
Like every fuck up this fuck up starts with me telling you that this fuck up actually happened about a year ago. But it still has implications on my life today.
I'm in college, and I enjoy partaking in intramural sports: basketball, soccer, battleship (sinking canoes in the p... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1415746906 | 1415855852 | t3_2m0j3w | t5_2to41 | 56 | SynapseForest: TIFU by torrenting an HBO show and accidentally letting it seed on campus.
Got a warning letter from HBO people in LA, then from my university. Now I wait to see if my network privileges are revoked or worse or far worse.
glitterlaoishe: Don't sweat it much.
Happened to me when I lived in campus. Had a... | 10 | 5.6 | |
1415748737 | 1415793977 | t3_2m0mog | t5_2to41 | 2,124 | Qedem: TIFU by killing 40 hamsters
Happened a while ago. Deal with it.
When I was younger, I decided that I wanted a hamster. I don't really know why. It could have been that I watched a little too much Hamtaro, or it could have been that I was lonely and our dog's companionship just didn't cut it. Regardless, we end... | 8 | 265.5 | |
1415749418 | 1415833285 | t3_2m0ny6 | t5_2to41 | 130 | gambon: TIFU by taking a picture of Nathan Fillion
So this happened just last night, I figure I write it down before the details slips from my poor memory.
Yesterday, my GF asked if I was interested in catching a show. I agreed and she found a place called the "The Groundlings." It was showing a performance of "The B... | 7 | 18.571429 | |
1415681609 | 1416101980 | t3_2lxpsy | t5_2to41 | 2 | rmorgz: TIFU by falling on my face, naked, in front of my step dad.
Me and a few friends had tickets to go see Mac Miller and when my friends came to pick me up they were already wasted and didn't leave anything for me... great friends, right? Being the only sober person around a bunch of drunks is the worst so when my... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1415749344 | 1415757771 | t3_2m0nt1 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a choice and telling Mom and Dad what they could go do to themselves
So I am not someone you think much about, or ever even meet. I am living with the inability to write (dysgraphia), to do arithmetic (dyscalculia), to see or feel fingers (finger agnosia) and to tell left from right (left-righ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1415751828 | 1416006291 | t3_2m0sit | t5_2to41 | 272 | Jerrchi: TIFU by trying to be sexy.
This happened a few years ago when I was younger.
My friend asked me to go to a small house party/kickback thing.
 
Some background. I usually wear contacts. I'm actually legally blind. I can see- barely (p.o.p. holdin' it down/pimp squad for life baby). But for some reaso... | 10 | 27.2 | |
1415751880 | 1415816005 | t3_2m0smm | t5_2to41 | 100 | khaotickk: TIFU by sending texts for my dad and ruined his sex life.
This fuck up actually happened yesterday, but learned of it today. TL;DR at bottom.
So yesterday my dad had neck surgery to remove bulging discs from between his L-4 through L-7 vertebra (I believe it is the L group, but it is his neck) because he ha... | 6 | 16.666667 | |
1415746408 | 1415763131 | t3_2m0i4d | t5_2to41 | 42 | cadeea: TIFU by not knowing right from left.
A little over a year and a half ago, I decided to invest in contacts (I've worn glasses since I was in 3rd grade). My script was so bad that the weight of the lenses was actually causing my nose to hurt. Also, I have a slight astigmatism in one eye, so my right and left lens... | 4 | 10.5 | |
1415748406 | 1415757413 | t3_2m0m2p | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU By Taking Ambien
This actually happened last night. I take prescribed Ambien for insomnia. Those of you who know this drug are probably nodding your heads and saying, "Oh fuck this is gonna be a good one!". So, I took my pill, and went to take a shower before bed. After that, I knew I had to go to sleep... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1415752779 | 1416105876 | t3_2m0ub7 | t5_2to41 | 16 | AceBobcat: TIFU by not taking my anti-depressants
So about a year and a half ago, I was diagnosed with depression, my doctor gave me medication for it, and all was well. And then, roughly three months ago, I stopped taking them because I thought I was fine.Well, little by little, I started to have small panic attacks. ... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1415756408 | 1415792015 | t3_2m10zs | t5_2to41 | 13 | beastlymelon: TIFU my whole life
There's not much i can say except for my life is now a living hell.
This june I made the decision to move out of my mothers house.Her and I Didn't get along. She's a hard get along with. Mother adopted a victim mentality on life after being the blunt of mental, and physical abuse for m... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1415757628 | 1415759823 | t3_2m1368 | t5_2to41 | 10 | moojc: TIFU by being (most likely) scammed out of $200.
TL;DR don't fucking talk to strangers on NYC streets. No shit.
I'm basically the dumbest fuck ever. I never thought I would do something so stupid. I just thought I was helping out a fellow broke student.
I went to the ATM about an hour ago to deposit some cash.... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1415758833 | 1416070740 | t3_2m15ds | t5_2to41 | 24 | Master_Debater_: TIFU by doing so many things wrong, so quickly, now I'm homeless.
Well, a bunch of shit just blew up in my face within a matter of 30 mins and now its going on the internet. Where do I start?...So it begins with me taking my girlfriend to a concert, her parents will let her go if: my dad drives (becaus... | 8 | 3 | |
1415758872 | 1415977428 | t3_2m15gm | t5_2to41 | 6 | IHateIncompleteUsern: TIFU lacking balls, figuratively, and liking a girl
This'll probably be a long one.
You could probably ignore the third paragraph, and there's a tl;dr at the end. I hope this doesn't get lost in with other submissions since I could really use any advice on this. Also, if you are expecting this hug... | 3 | 2 | |
1415759284 | 1415767079 | t3_2m167p | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFUpdate - living with the inability to write (dysgraphia), to do arithmetic (dyscalculia), to see or feel fingers (finger agnosia) and to tell left from right (left-right disorientation) – told parents what they could go do to themselves when they tried to get me help
So, as I said, I am not someone you th... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1415759887 | 1416183255 | t3_2m17c2 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Dgtwisted: TIFU by accidentally getting completely stoned.
This happened yesterday, but I was way too high to post it.
I don't want this to end up being a wall of text, so ill try and keep it concise
Me and my buddy (lets call him Jim) go to pick up a little bud for an upcoming get together from someone we know. The ... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1415761927 | 1415808316 | t3_2m1b26 | t5_2to41 | 45 | Gamblito: TIFU by using a toilet stall with a broken lock... in the wrong bathroom
...pretty self-explanatory, I think.
In my defense, I really, really, REALLY had to go. As in, by the time I made it through the little curtain of beads that some Chinese restaurants have to wall areas off, I was dedicating 99% of my bo... | 5 | 9 | |
1415750649 | 1415970481 | t3_2m0qb3 | t5_2to41 | 50 | surrealfartist: TIFU by ripping a foghorn grade fart after leaving a message on a potential new employer's voicemail. I hadn't hung up.
I'd missed the call because I was underground on the subway when the call was received. So, as soon as I got home and had a drink of water to clear my throat and put on my job-intervie... | 4 | 12.5 | |
1415753594 | 1415820394 | t3_2m0vw0 | t5_2to41 | 14 | blahblahblahokay: TIFU by meeting up with an old friend.
This was over the weekend, I'm no longer too pissed to think straight. I recently moved back to my hometown after two years away so I was pretty excited to spend a few days hopping around my friends houses and I was going to start out with an old best friend and ... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1415762466 | 1415906153 | t3_2m1byz | t5_2to41 | 30 | psyoon: TIFU By making an accidental super racist comment
So, back when I was in high school I knew this girl, who went by "Cookie". She and I were friendly but didn't really talk to each other much.
 
Anyhoo, I was in a geography course my sophomore year and we were getting into the section on cultural d... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1415760898 | 1415817336 | t3_2m197e | t5_2to41 | 55 | FuzzyManPeach: TIFU by blaring expletives on the external PA of a public bus system
This happened the better part of a year ago but it's embarrassing nonetheless.
I'm a bus driver and I work for decent-sized university, where there are always fairly large groups of people walking around. It's a fairly laid back gig ... | 4 | 13.75 | |
1415764683 | 1415792286 | t3_2m1g6x | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: Reddit, TIFU by telling my dad that he's an alcoholic.
shady_varchar: I know exactly how you feel. It's not your fault, maybe try to find an escape.
imnotthatcrazyokay: The thing is I can't and I don't want to. My dad is actually a good person when he is not drinking.
shady_varchar: I was thinking more alo... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1415764766 | 1415765308 | t3_2m1gcg | t5_2to41 | 8 | kattattak_76: TIFU dealing with a customer who is an active serviceman.
So this did in fact happen today.
I work in a health related store, not gonna give more details than that. Had a customer come in to purchase a few items, and when we were finishing up I asked, "Anything else I can help you with today?" He said, "... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1415765400 | 1415805539 | t3_2m1hid | t5_2to41 | 19 | Greenday9277: TIFU by opening an nsfw in class
Yes, we all know what nsfw stands for on reddit and so do I. Well I'm in college now and my college allows me to go on any website I want, my high-school did not. Well this class is C++ that I am in, so there are computers everywhere, and I happen to sit in the front row. ... | 6 | 3.166667 | |
1415764596 | 1415818124 | t3_2m1g0w | t5_2to41 | 121 | flamingnutsack: TIFU by letting my gf set my ball sack on fire
TIFU by letting my girlfriend set my ball bag on fire and this is how it all went down. BTW this literally happened 10 minutes ago.
So my girlfriend is in nursing school and she is currently studying for a big test this week and earlier informed me that sh... | 6 | 20.166667 | |
1415766857 | 1415767476 | t3_2m1k71 | t5_2to41 | 11 | BlackSuperNova: TIFU by breaking up two of my friends in a deep relationship.
About a year ago, my high school orchestra had a party for the individual orchestra classes. We did a Secret Santa thing and it was fun. Apparently, my friend was going to break up with his girlfriend because she said she had taken 50+ pills ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1415766418 | 1415810004 | t3_2m1jeh | t5_2to41 | 54 | aTypicalStudent: TIFU by taking a nap.
I'm just a regular high school student that sometimes has to finish up a paper late into the night so I was a bit tired after school. I should add now that my parents are divorced and think very differently from each other as one tends to blame the other. My mother was gone for th... | 5 | 10.8 | |
1415766073 | 1415830136 | t3_2m1iro | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by wearing comfy socks.
My Mom does most of the laundry for the household. As a result, sometimes laundry gets put in the wrong place. For example, a pair of fluffy, comfy socks with pink stripes in them, got put in my drawer.
Every day, I would open my drawer, and look at those socks. And somehow, my ... | 3 | 3 | |
1415768343 | 1415772722 | t3_2m1mno | t5_2to41 | 13 | bobleonyo: TIFU by telling a good friend of mine I have feelings for her.
So this is my first time posting on reddit and I just wanted to talk about something thats been on my mind.
So last year this girl who we can call Emma moved to New York from miami. This was in the 9th grade and I was happily content with all th... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1415765279 | 1415819193 | t3_2m1haq | t5_2to41 | 12 | thehungryneuron: TIFU by tainting a Muslim couple's Starbucks experience with pornography.
This is my first post ever, Reddit. So please understand if I have not grasped the /TIFU way of presenting a fuck up. But today Reddit, I fucked up.
I was at Starbucks and was making a phone call to an academic institution to en... | 3 | 4 | |
1415766805 | 1415770407 | t3_2m1k32 | t5_2to41 | 32 | Tell_Em_Hawk: TIFU by yelling at the television like a dead president.
This happened a few months ago. I had just moved back in with my folks after getting my degree and amassing the huge student loan debt that comes with it. After living on my own, or with room-mates for roughly four years, I'd become used to being ab... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1415768092 | 1415771940 | t3_2m1m9b | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by ditching school and taking my friend to the mall.
Alright so this happened a few years ago, but I still regret it to this day. After graduation, I went to private, aka expensive, university to study fashion. I convinced my best friend to apply for the school as well, and finished her entry project fo... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1415770941 | 1415816898 | t3_2m1qmp | t5_2to41 | 104 | sooperdooperlame: TIFU by hitting on an anorexic girl
This is the meanest I've ever been to anyone.
I walked in Carl Jr's and saw this employee around my age who I found very attractive. Pretty face and very skinny, definitely anorexic. I am really attracted to obnoxiously skinny girls. I hope she's alright, but prob ... | 7 | 14.857143 | |
1415770693 | 1415799514 | t3_2m1qau | t5_2to41 | 81 | ocularpatdowns: TIFU by taking my daughter on Space Mountain
This happened two saturdays ago.
For the uninitiated, Space Mountain is a ride at Disneyland in California.
I last visited a disney themepark approximately 16 years ago. It has probably been 20 years or more since I rode space mountain. This was my daughter... | 5 | 16.2 | |
1415772745 | 1415924981 | t3_2m1t4l | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU my friendship
Osafune2: She could be am SJW. Bullet dodged
pandahat79: what is 'sjw'?
Osafune2: Social Justice Warrior.
People who's activism for social justice encompasses using the Internet to reblog things on tumblr.
They profess to be about equality and yet most of the time are just as guilty of... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1415768629 | 1415933018 | t3_2m1n5k | t5_2to41 | 15 | 9knives: TIFU by not towing my dead mom's truck
Background: I am a child abuse victim; I survived thirteen years of physical, psychological, and emotional abuse. Since my mom lost custody when I was 13, I've only seen her a handful of times, the last time roughly nine months ago. I'm an only child, her only heir. She h... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1415769046 | 1415776050 | t3_2m1ntu | t5_2to41 | 17 | dust899: TIFU By getting scared
This FU didn't happen today, it happened a few weeks ago. A little information about me: I am a very jumpy person, I have literally fallen out of my chair while playing slender.
This year my dad's company decided to do something fun for everyone, they decided to get tickets for everyone... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1415776887 | 1415800603 | t3_2m1xqk | t5_2to41 | 19 | Cornbreadius: TIFU by making my gf feel bad about her height.
This girl and I met not too long ago and have started becoming real close. We pretty much call each other everyday and text nonstop. I'm really starting to feel something for her that I haven't for another girl in quite a while considering I've been out of ... | 9 | 2.111111 | |
1415780226 | 1415798018 | t3_2m21jc | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU By Masturbating While High as Hell!
[deleted]: trying too hard
pandahat79: my thoughts exactly
still getting attention though *sigh*
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1415782732 | 1415854503 | t3_2m23uk | t5_2to41 | 12 | Rubiksmaster9: TIFU by doing homework at 11:30 PM
So tonight I was doing homework for my French class. I didn't really need to because I have a pretty high grade in the class, but wanted to just because I was done with my other homework. It was pretty late (around 11:30), but i usually work well late at night. I get a ... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1415775510 | 1416215237 | t3_2m1w4r | t5_2to41 | 9 | elaxxx: TIFU by creeping on Tinder
Hi there. Long time Tinder horndog first time OP.
I've been talking to a girl on Tinder for about a week, so I've successfully made it through the semi interesting small talk needed to keep her successfully enticed until the date we have planned for tomorrow night.
I was getting a li... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1415763143 | 1415848540 | t3_2m1d7f | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU I got lucky... very lucky
So I was bored to death so I began tossing my phone in the air. Suddenly a glass of water caught my eye and for some reason I toss my phone in the glass, thinking I can't make the shot. I made the shot. For the first time in my life. On my first try.
SecondBorn87: Why the hell ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1415786906 | 1415811237 | t3_2m27o5 | t5_2to41 | 5 | bombaymonkey: TIFU By not staying hard (short story) (serious answers please)
OliStabilize: "This might be a good time to say I have coeliac disease".. Does she know?
bombaymonkey: Yes, she knew beforehand. The food and cake she made was gluten free. Could nomination was more than likely the culprit.
OliStabilize: Si... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1415788827 | 1415793041 | t3_2m29dm | t5_2to41 | 28 | spidy_mds: TIFU by causing an abortion to the crazy ex-GF of my best friend.
tl;dr provided at the end, because I need to write the majority of the context to understand the situation better.
My friend, Harvie (because he literally looks like Harvie Barthem, 10/10 male) and I (grammar?) know each other since elementar... | 8 | 3.5 | |
1415787738 | 1415822433 | t3_2m28dz | t5_2to41 | 128 | ohgodnowhyy: TIFU by yelling at the new kid.
I'm an E5 in the US Navy, and was standing a 5 hour watch as Petty Officer of the Watch.
As Petty Officer of the Watch, you have 2 main responsibilities. Pass the word over the 1MC (basically a PA system for the whole ship) and keep security on the ship, so no one just barg... | 3 | 42.666667 | |
1415790785 | 1415831641 | t3_2m2b6x | t5_2to41 | 23 | dwiynwych: TIFU, eventually, if they were listening to my conversation.
So I was just casually talking to a friend on the bus. We had english class together last year, and have been assigned to different ones this year. We talked about how it went; it turned out that his class was doing reasonably more than ours. Looki... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1415792844 | 1415842755 | t3_2m2d3t | t5_2to41 | 69 | RemainingAnonymoose: TIFU by making a cute girl throw up by saying hi to her
Well honestly this is just unfortunate timing, but today at school I decided to step out of my comfort zone and say hi to a girl, at which point she ran over to a trashcan and threw up.
Edit: Yes I brush my teeth, and I'm not gross, or though... | 7 | 9.857143 | |
1415796750 | 1415898670 | t3_2m2h3b | t5_2to41 | 3,391 | Space-Hamster-Deluxe: TIFU by not tapping the hood before getting in the car.
This morning I get up for work, jump in the car and start the ignition. My engine immediately starts caterwauling.
Do you remember the messages in your facebook feed about how cats take a nap in your engine block to hide from the cold, or e... | 17 | 199.470588 | |
1415798413 | 1415799226 | t3_2m2j1p | t5_2to41 | 8 | oODirty_MikeOo: TIFU By cleaning an Oven...
My boss made me spray a hot, burning oven with grease lift. This shit is highly toxic and could kill you. While spraying the burning oven the grease lift blew back in my face and into my eye. Now I have dead tissue in my eye and it looks like I've been smoking a J for a lit... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1415799416 | 1415800129 | t3_2m2kci | t5_2to41 | 11 | destroier07: TIFU Bathroom of school
Well right now literly im in the bathroom of my school waiting for the math class to end becouse the teacher said that anyone that had to go to the chorus left now. Of course becuz im retarded im not in the chorus and im stuck in the bathroom with about 45 min of doing nothing any s... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1415801255 | 1415802825 | t3_2m2mqa | t5_2to41 | 6 | StreakyTan: TIFU: By Going to a Jerk-Off Party after Getting a Spray Tan...
bunnymen: Sounds like a sticky situation
mrouija213: I regret that I have but one upvote to give.
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1415801681 | 1415802622 | t3_2m2ncx | t5_2to41 | 4 | jchabotte: TIFU by popping a zit.
somnodoc: The only interesting thing about what you've written is when you summadized the whole thing by writing too long; didn't read: Gainesville, FL.
I guess this must be common in Gainesville, FL.
jchabotte: it answers the Tom Petty question.
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1415801904 | 1415906766 | t3_2m2nno | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to pet a cat
This happened last night.
I was at a date's house in the South Carolina woods (I'm right over the border in urban GA) and he had a big fat cat. I played with it the whole time I was over.
So as I was leaving his house, alone, I heard rustling in the bushes. He had mentioned ea... | 3 | 5 | |
1415802289 | 1415818335 | t3_2m2o7c | t5_2to41 | 49 | fm_wellesly: TIFU by going AWOL
So, I am a newbie here, pls spare me for any errors. :)
This happened today; I goto office at 9.30 am, for which I wake up at around 8.30. Yesterday night, I got very emotional, was missing my lab back home, so started the journey of going through pictures and watching marley & me, h... | 9 | 5.444444 | |
1415802107 | 1415806014 | t3_2m2ny6 | t5_2to41 | 9 | lifedrain24: TIFU by getting my flu shot
Yesterday my wife and I decided to get our flu shots. I wanted to get the Flu Mist vaccine so we went to a Walgreens near us. No where in the time between when we got there and when we turned in our paperwork did I think to ask if they had the flu mist in stock. Well, they didn'... | 3 | 3 | |
1415804965 | 1415806663 | t3_2m2skf | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to clean a table
To preface this I really don't know much of anything. I am a 38 year old man but had my man card pulled a long time ago. This happened yesterday since we where off for Veterans's day.
My wife has been complaining about our dining room table having a tacky surface from buildup... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1415805345 | 1415829664 | t3_2m2t7u | t5_2to41 | 384 | Kypwittler: TIFU by reading TIFU during a teleconference with high level military and defense contractor personel
So to begin the tale, my company is a small Engineering firm that subcontracts to the military and larger defense contractors. We actually produce sophisticated electro-optical components that go into a lo... | 7 | 54.857143 | |
1415811668 | 1415840312 | t3_2m3591 | t5_2to41 | 275 | T_hrowaway1337: TIFU by taking an entire radio station off the air.
Throwaway account for reasons. Also first post.
This happened a few days ago.
So I work as an engineer at a very popular radio station in a very large city. Additionally, I also have an on air show once a week at said radio station. Most people that... | 8 | 34.375 | |
1415812205 | 1415955750 | t3_2m36be | t5_2to41 | 504 | nunchucks15: TIFU by scaring my sister
So more like a couple of weeks ago I fucked up by scaring the living shit out of my sister. My sister is 11 years old, and I am 18 in my senior year of HS. I also have a 13 year old brother, but that's besides the point. Anyways I got home from school one day and as usual, I was a... | 7 | 72 | |
1415812042 | 1415829866 | t3_2m35z2 | t5_2to41 | 58 | jcm4ccc: TIFU by taking my first hit of acid at the NC State Fair, confronting God at the Pink Floyd laser show, and engaging in an epic battle with Him for possession of my soul
Writing this [TIFU](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2lvz5v/tifu_by_forgetting_my_medication_and_getting/) reminded me of this original ... | 3 | 19.333333 | |
1415812938 | 1415816226 | t3_2m37uy | t5_2to41 | 6 | TJMLG: TIFU by sharing accidentally my anthro and hentai porn gallery in my cellphone with many neighbours in an elevator (NSFW)
SuperFreakonomics: TIFU by thinking that the elevator would be faster than stairs.
TJMLG: In a 8th floor?
SuperFreakonomics: One for each floor?
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1415815758 | 1415886434 | t3_2m3dgz | t5_2to41 | 878 | LambManNYC: TIFU by not curbing my sarcasm around men of ill repute.
This happened a few days back and I've yet to have any repercussions for my fuck up, but anyways here it goes.
Last week I went to a neighborhood bar that is awfully close to some projects on East Harlem. The area is ok but every so often you will co... | 7 | 125.428571 | |
1415814924 | 1415823562 | t3_2m3bu5 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Bigassbird: TIFU by resurrecting my brother in a job interview
So I had a panel job interview and I'm super nervous. My nerves are not abated by the fact that I established zero rapport with none of the interviewers. It quickly became a circle of awkward and in retrospect I should have probably just walked but I labour... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1415817183 | 1415908094 | t3_2m3gbk | t5_2to41 | 275 | tossaway5445: TIFU by trying to please my (ex) girlfriend
I had been in a relationship with this particular girl for about five years when she said to me "Tossaway5445, ever consider getting circumcised? I didn't ask before, but because we are now probably going to spend the rest of our lives together, I think you shou... | 11 | 25 | |
1415815581 | 1415822931 | t3_2m3d2z | t5_2to41 | 55 | doyouliketurtles: TIFU. I woke up without any underwear on after a drunken night out and realised that I am a fucking terrible roommate.
I discovered TIFU today, but this happened last Saturday/Sunday morning. I am so ashamed that I can't even tell my bestest friend. It's nothing life-threatening but I feel so assholey... | 3 | 18.333333 | |
1415815103 | 1415842129 | t3_2m3c76 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by not understanding cat..
It's 4:45am on a Thursday morning here in Australia.. This happened 3 minutes ago.
I was fast asleep, having an unusually great sleep. I was just in an amazingly comfortable position, my neck was in great posture and my arms and legs were doing their thing.
I am awoken to a ... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1415817411 | 1415823703 | t3_2m3gt9 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by not apologizing.
This happened a week and a half ago, but I'm writing about it now because I don't live by your rules (I think that may be my entire problem....). Also, heads up that this is lengthy because I write novels when explaining shit. Check TL;DR below if you want the summarized version.
An... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1415810049 | 1415839542 | t3_2m323f | t5_2to41 | 8 | ad_jcb: TIFU by taking methoxetamine and convincing my mate he was dead
so an after party got out of hand last night and I ended up taking mxc. It was my first time taking it and I got in a really really bad state.
I was on a real bad trip and my friend who I did it with was too. On the trip I hallucinated that he ha... | 4 | 2 | |
1415818385 | 1415845385 | t3_2m3ipg | t5_2to41 | 146 | tifuteacherthrowaway: TIFU by mumbling "dat ass" when my teacher turned his back to me
Throwaway time. (This happened a few years ago when I was 17.)
It was a boring history lesson and we were reading a short extract. Our history teacher was good looking but I wasn't attracted to him. Some girls were obviously into hi... | 8 | 18.25 | |
1415816407 | 1415874515 | t3_2m3esg | t5_2to41 | 79 | imabadmother: TIFU by scarring my kid for life
TIFU This is my first post so sorry if I break any rules. Throwaway because my kid's dad reddits and he doesn't know about this. Here we go..
Ok so this is a 2 part fuck up but first a little background, I'm a single mom with a 13 year old son. He spends every other week... | 5 | 15.8 | |
1415820810 | 1415822702 | t3_2m3nj4 | t5_2to41 | 10 | The-OneAnd-Only: TIFU by giving a homeless dude some cash
nintendonate64: You're never inclined to pay someone because you pity them. Just for the future remember that
The-OneAnd-Only: I was raised to help those who are unfortunate, but this guy hustled me. It's the principal. The guy was just being greedy.
nintendona... | 5 | 2 | |
1415820785 | 1415822525 | t3_2m3nhw | t5_2to41 | 14 | ShootTheWhoop: TIFU by not noticing a girl was flirting with me...I think
greebli: Dude, i mean OP...YOU KISSED HER ON THE CHEEK? But you didn't exchanged numbers?
erepheus: This. I dunno, OP...I kind of shriveled just from reading this.
ShootTheWhoop: It's that I didn't approach the situation like I was trying to ge... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1415818487 | 1415853657 | t3_2m3ixc | t5_2to41 | 47 | Ravulous: TIFU by teaching my kids about death
I am telling this story from the perspective of my father, also this happened many years ago.
My two boys are 5 and 7 and I think its about time they learn about responsibility. Easter is coming up so its the perfect time to get them a gift they will really enjoy: one bab... | 5 | 9.4 | |
1415818374 | 1415828345 | t3_2m3ior | t5_2to41 | 27 | Inferno00o: TIFU By Scaring my Brother
So this happened today when I got home. I go to college and my brother goes to High School. I drive so I was back before my brother. I was upstairs when he got home so I decided to play a prank on him. I've done this before and managed to scare the fuck out of my brother, so I tho... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1415822328 | 1415822789 | t3_2m3qqe | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by submitting a personal writing piece instead of the actual assignment to my TA.
Cafris: Was it PERSONAL personal, or just personal?
so_potato: It was thankfully just personal. Nothing incriminating or embarrassing. Just kind of weird stuff. But still a piece of work that should not have been out in p... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1415815115 | 1415909483 | t3_2m3c80 | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by thanking my former boss for lunch
Like so many TIFU, this actually happened 1+ years ago.
I was working at a company that I suspected wasn't doing very well and may eventually make layoffs. So I met up with my former boss (he had been fired a few months before) for lunch. During that lunch, he tol... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1415821541 | 1415986247 | t3_2m3p1n | t5_2to41 | 61 | MrMogz: TIFU by going to the strippers...
As with many TIFU's, this one happened many moons ago, when I was younger and slightly more stupid. Still do dumb shit from time to time though of course.
It all started when a buddy and I decided to head to Kingston, Ontario to visit a friend attending school there. Being t... | 4 | 15.25 | |
1415829460 | 1415834666 | t3_2m46g6 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Dante_2: TIFU by calling a girl a big booty hoe at the gym
This happened an hour ago and I am still embarrassed!
So today I was at the gym with a friend. We had leg day and we were doing the leg extension. Everything seemed to be normal until this girl walked in. As she entered through the main door she was facing us. ... | 4 | 2 | |
1415829879 | 1415831944 | t3_2m47cb | t5_2to41 | 69 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating a McRib
So this week a bunch of corporate big wigs are in town to train us on some new software as well as some team building stuff. They are extremely up tight and judgmental about everything. Anyways, so I'm on my lunch break and go pick up McDonald's and bring it back. Ate my super saucy Mc... | 4 | 17.25 | |
1415828853 | 1415924945 | t3_2m4540 | t5_2to41 | 77 | [deleted]: TIFU by donating blood at school
I've never been great with the sight of my own blood. Typically I pass out cold, but being that it's my senior year I decided it was time to put on my big boy pants and face my greatest weakness. The blood drive came to my high school and stationed in our basketball gym. I go... | 9 | 8.555556 | |
1415827317 | 1415833099 | t3_2m41qw | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by hanging out with my ex
theblackandsilverrat: You hired two gay guys to gang rape her dad?
mockba86: Hahahha no. He run a two person law firm I had Them Dp her dad in the legal sense and scare the shit out of him because what he did is not only illegal because he made a false police report but also f... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1415828966 | 1415832963 | t3_2m45da | t5_2to41 | 17 | jonesmt: TIFU by leaving my bedroom window open
So like a lot of these this wasn't actually today but a few months ago, and to be honest I'm surprised I haven't posted it here already. I was having a standard, chilled night in my house with three friends and all of us except for one were smoking weed. We were just chil... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1415832052 | 1415837628 | t3_2m4c1j | t5_2to41 | 6 | danishboy1337: TIFU by eating 5 months old parmesan cheese.
friesjones: The kind of parmesan that you sprinkle from a cardboard can? That shit never goes bad. You more likely got sick from bad meat or spoiled ricotta cheese.
danishboy1337: Oh well. I definitely threw it out, though!
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1415834667 | 1415924700 | t3_2m4hh3 | t5_2to41 | 13 | magicalbutts: TIFU by saying some hurtful things about fat people... in front of a chubby girl.
Let me preface this by saying I am not a bad person (I hope), I wasn't being serious, and that I don't feel anything negative towards obese people (though, of course, I believe obesity is a huge issue.)
I was doing homework... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1415834007 | 1415864314 | t3_2m4g3z | t5_2to41 | 12 | venevoxus: TIFU by Asking my Professor for an Answer on an exam.
So this was actually today, and occurred right after I had finished my exam. I had been struggling with a problem for some time, but since it was the only problem I was having problem with I just said fuck it and put C. So after I hand in my Exam I ask if... | 3 | 4 |
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