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1415838690 | 1415839676 | t3_2m4ptp | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by not properly locking the bathroom stall
Went to a busy public washroom on campus. I took the handicapped stall directly opposite the row of sinks. Standing up to pee, my back is to the door. As I was finishing up I felt a little squidgy round back, so I decided to do a quick mop up. I must have laid ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1415838281 | 1415956120 | t3_2m4p0i | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my grandmother a joke
So, my brother is a hormonal, self-obsessed teenager. He is a pain. He likes his very image more than anything else. How would kill me if that meant he could spend five minutes on YouTube. He's only gotten worse.
Now, today my grandmother called, and like every day, as... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1415835965 | 1415917498 | t3_2m4k5p | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU by not checking what I had copied & pasted before hitting send
This literally happened about 5 minutes ago and I'm still laughing.
When I'm writing messages to friends and they say something before I have the chance to finish I copy the text to send at a later point and can reply to the most recen... | 5 | 6.2 | |
1415840455 | 1415841990 | t3_2m4t80 | t5_2to41 | 18 | blowdogchampion: TIFU by implying that I have sucked multiple dog cocks.
baaimasheep: why would you not explain yourself?!?! WHY?
grumpygooch: the long con.
yellsaboutjokes: YOU ARE SUGGESTING THAT AT SOME POINT IN THE DISTANT FUTURE THE DOG FUCKER HAS A PLANNED OUTCOME THAT WILL PROVE PERSONALLY QUITE BENEFICIAL
| 4 | 4.5 | |
1415842325 | 1416151853 | t3_2m4wwk | t5_2to41 | 1,824 | thearticulategrunt: TIFU by accidentally emotionally devastating my wife.
Okay, to some this will seem like nothing, others who have been in very hard times will understand. This was literally today, about 2 hours ago. We have been having some very hard times the last few months financially, like almost on the street... | 17 | 107.294118 | |
1415839374 | 1415891520 | t3_2m4r5d | t5_2to41 | 53 | FlashTheFlashZap: TIFU and caused about $10,000 in damage
Once upon a time I was an IT monkey at one of the engineering buildings for a major company. My job was to run from cubicle to cubicle and fix any problem that couldn't be solved over the phone: my group would do anything and everything: clear paper jams, swap ... | 4 | 13.25 | |
1415843273 | 1415999873 | t3_2m4yru | t5_2to41 | 668 | Duffies: TIFU by telling my doctor I smoke weed
So this TIFU really happened about 3 years ago, but oh well, here goes.
So right after I turned 18, I started taking my driver's license. It's quite a lengthy process here in Denmark; it includes about 2 months of theory classes, 2 months of practical classes as well as ... | 14 | 47.714286 | |
1415838065 | 1415962514 | t3_2m4okl | t5_2to41 | 34 | [deleted]: TIFU by peeing uphill
So I was out walking my dog when I had to pee really bad, and I didn't care where. So in my haste to pee, I didn't realise I was on a huge ass hill barefoot. In my blissfullness of letting out Niagara Falls from my body, I felt a warm sensation over my feet in the Georgia cold. Yup, tif... | 7 | 4.857143 | |
1415845245 | 1415856261 | t3_2m52l1 | t5_2to41 | 29 | JComposer84: TIFU by calling the HAZMAT Squad
This is my first post on Reddit. I accidentally put it in funny, so I am reposting in TIFU. Sorry, I'm a noob.
This happened to me about 8 years ago.
I was a college student, working at Uhaul. I see no reason not to name them in this story. This particular location had we... | 6 | 4.833333 | |
1415845226 | 1415848589 | t3_2m52jr | t5_2to41 | 50 | throwI_Iawayyy: TIFU by missing lunch
Today I decided to stay after my first class to continue working on some homework with my classmates. My next class was starting soon and I was still helping one of my classmates with a problem. So, now I make the decision to just stick around until I have finished explaining this ... | 8 | 6.25 | |
1415847142 | 1415847761 | t3_2m5670 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by acting like I know my coffee jargons
Kayleemarie1994: As a barista, this made me laugh. But honestly it probably didn't even phase him. I have people asking more cappuccinos with no foam and americanos with no water on a daily basis so at least you had some sort of clue as to what you were talking a... | 4 | 1 | |
1415853414 | 1415857357 | t3_2m56le | t5_2to41 | 44 | GordionKnot: wow that's some gold fishing right there
nope. if you share them it'll probably get gilded but really man? this makes me think it's fake.
Krutonium: *Cough* Prove it. Give him gold x3.
GordionKnot: "makes me think", not "makes me know"
I'm open to the possibility.
Krutonium: Your first sentence hurt my b... | 12 | 3.666667 | |
1415847532 | 1415849102 | t3_2m56vh | t5_2to41 | 33 | pjmcshane: TIFU by making my phone scream out "Testicles" in an important meeting
So I've just had an embarrassing meeting :/
My staff member and I were waiting in a meeting room, waiting for the other attendees. The project manager and Business Analyst turn up to the room, in the middle of a debate.
The BA believes ... | 3 | 11 | |
1415847903 | 1415879294 | t3_2m57ie | t5_2to41 | 38 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting too excited about my daughter's lost tooth
Redditors, you have to understand that my little girl has been desperate to lose a tooth. She turned seven two days ago, and her friends and classmates have been losing theirs left and right for over a year now, while my daughter didn't even have an... | 5 | 7.6 | |
1415848860 | 1415885669 | t3_2m595o | t5_2to41 | -1 | Tifushoethrowaway: TIFU by taking out the garbage
I'm writing this on mobile so please ignore any formatting or spelling errors.
Backstory: I'm a 16 year old boy living in a suburban neighbourhood in Canada, so basicly my life is as lame as lame could get. I have chores and one of which is taking out the garbage once... | 6 | -0.166667 | |
1415840106 | 1415864147 | t3_2m4sjb | t5_2to41 | 24 | BasedLordTYBG: TIFU by locking my keys in my car....twice
I was at school, and my friend and I walk down to our cars to grab our lunches and jackets. My lunch is in the car, so I open the trunk and grab my sandwich, at which point my key drops in my trunk. I noticed my key dropping into the trunk, but didn't pick it up... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1415837388 | 1415862841 | t3_2m4n3w | t5_2to41 | 107 | SadderThanThou: TIFU by not knowing sign language
There's only one sentence I know how to signal in sign language, and that's "I'm sorry, I'm deaf." I usually use it when I think someone will be annoying and try to extensively talk to me. So when someone at the airport sat next to me and said "So where are you headed?"... | 22 | 4.863636 | |
1415852471 | 1416259345 | t3_2m5fe0 | t5_2to41 | 676 | Chelys_galactica: TIFU by arguing with my girlfriend in public.
This happened forty-five minutes ago.
All I wanted was to go to the hostel and get a room and continue being mad at each other there.
I was feeling burned out after a whirlwind tour of the country by bike and car and bus and ferry and soon by train. We f... | 14 | 48.285714 | |
1415846706 | 1415911773 | t3_2m55dv | t5_2to41 | 25 | ArranMars: TIFU by rejecting the girl of my dreams
This actually happened a couple months ago, but hey... better late than never, right? So to start off, back when I was in between my freshman and sophomore year of high school, I met a girl (let's call her Melissa). I was immediately and unequivocally smitten by her...... | 5 | 5 | |
1415853234 | 1415854515 | t3_2m5gp2 | t5_2to41 | 80 | [deleted]: TIFU by locking myself in a school closet for 5 hours.
So, today actually started out like any other teen's day would, but mine went terribly wrong right as I was about to leave. I am a lab assistant in computer repair class for the last period of the day. As the class lab aid, I am supposed to help other st... | 3 | 26.666667 | |
1415848989 | 1415855635 | t3_2m59dp | t5_2to41 | 8 | that1hobo: TIFU by not closing my front gate
So some background is I have two dogs, a Labrador named Scoop, and a Siberian Husky named, for the purpose of storytelling, Shithead. Shithead has a history of running away.
So on the the Fuck Up. I had just got home from school (about 3pm) and I was putting the trashcans i... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1415854026 | 1415978966 | t3_2m5hyl | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving my apple TV open
This actually happened a couple of weeks ago, but I'm sure you don't give a shit.
My brother and his wife wanted to be alone for a couple of days so I told him I'd watch my nephew for him. I will probably never have kids so I treat him like my own, he's my best bro. He is 5... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1415854911 | 1415912338 | t3_2m5jdo | t5_2to41 | 3 | deoswan: TIFU by calling yelling "half of my colleagues idiots."
I was forced to apologize, then told then "sorry, half of you aren't idiots"
--- now... they are getting HR involved.
ThisIsCaptain: There's barely anything here to read. Maybe take the time to write some back story or what happened next?
deoswan: It happ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1415856165 | 1415924059 | t3_2m5l88 | t5_2to41 | 1,434 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting a vasectomy and not telling anyone.
So, I have been dating this girl for the last six months. It has been getting pretty serious. I made it clear from the start that I did not want kids. This didn't bother her at all, and she pretty much has been living here for the last three months. I have ... | 12 | 119.5 | |
1415855892 | 1415961750 | t3_2m5ktc | t5_2to41 | 80 | [deleted]: TIFU by skyping a stranger
So this just happened starting from two days ago to a few hours ago. This week I had just finished my end of year exams for university and was feeling great when a strange person added me on facebook. Looking at the profile and thinking with my lower head rather than my actual head... | 8 | 10 | |
1415844007 | 1415919707 | t3_2m5074 | t5_2to41 | 43 | ItThing: TIFU by forgetting my suitcase on a bus in Jerusalem during tense political climate
It was a long day and a long bus ride from a distant city to Jerusalem. I wanted to keep the suitcase with me cause I'm a little forgetful, but the driver told me I had to put it in the trunk. I totally made a mental note to fe... | 6 | 7.166667 | |
1415854363 | 1415954278 | t3_2m5ihe | t5_2to41 | 292 | egghater: TIFU by putting eggs on my hair and rinsing it with hot water
Things I think you should know first:
1. I have long hair (It's already on my waist)
2. I don't have bad/ugly hair
Yesterday, I felt that I had a "bad hair day", so last night I searched for some home remedies. Mr. Egg is kinda popular because t... | 8 | 36.5 | |
1415849757 | 1415916028 | t3_2m5arc | t5_2to41 | 5 | kinkitup4u: TIFU by bumping bumpers
This happened exactly a month ago. I was on my way to work in the morning with my coworker in the passenger seat. Traffic was flowing smoothly for a change, until a little jetta cut off the large flatbed in front of me and stomped his brakes. The flatbed also stomped his brakes, but ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1415859936 | 1415876209 | t3_2m5qa7 | t5_2to41 | 9 | samd99: TIFU by asking to buy drugs off of my boyfriends dad
So I did not personally do this, but my girlfriend did and it was too great not to post.
So here is the background: we are both college students and generally college students use Adderall to help them study. My girlfriend's friend just so happens to sell it... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1415857084 | 1415940940 | t3_2m5mjj | t5_2to41 | 10 | Bitesizedmonkey: TIFU by listening to the rooster teeth podcast.
So I was in my english class which was pretty small (only about 20 students) and the teacher was talking about an allusion to some poem. He tells us to take out or phones and look it up. The night before I was listening to the podcast, got tired, and put ... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1415859313 | 1415900475 | t3_2m5pi8 | t5_2to41 | 34 | Umbra_Sanguis: TIFU By Misspelling "Erratically".
I work in a factory and we build high end custom blinds. It is the most exciting thing you'll ever hate yourself for.
Anyway, my job is essentially to check the product for cosmetic and operational defects. I had one of those fancy remote controlled blinds and put it u... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1415858084 | 1415914089 | t3_2m5nwt | t5_2to41 | 46 | KingJosephKony: TIFU By accidentally stalking a new driver.
So I am a newish driver myself, but I've been actively driving for about a year now. I own a 2001 Saab 9-3 and in my area they're not common. Anyway. I was driving from my dad's house to my mom's (divorced parents) and there was a bit of traffic. The drive is ... | 5 | 9.2 | |
1415861378 | 1415920765 | t3_2m5s4e | t5_2to41 | 9 | Gordomperdomper: TIFU by fixing my iphone.
So last year my friend gave me his old iphone 4s as i still had a 3gs for the fourth year. Cut to the summer and my battery was draining quickly, so i downloaded battery life to view and it only had less then 3% maximum capacity. I went on using the phone by using an recharge... | 9 | 1 | |
1415855276 | 1415891762 | t3_2m5jyv | t5_2to41 | 115 | jockheroic: TIFU by using the wrong bathroom for two months.
So, this happened last year.
I work in reality tv production. On this particular show (signed a NDA, sorry) we were following doctors in a hospital during their residencies. The hospital we filmed in was a huge, multi-building hospital that spanned a couple... | 4 | 28.75 | |
1415869731 | 1415876268 | t3_2m60qr | t5_2to41 | 6 | McMuffinKing: TIFU when I wrecked my headphones and had to listen to The Edge at work all day
TIFU and it was completely my own fault.
Owing to the fact I am a fat clumsy bastard, I stood on my headphones and broke them.
Now this meant I had no recourse but to listen to the INFINITE repeat played on The Edge.
Now, ... | 3 | 2 | |
1415858953 | 1415886398 | t3_2m5p1i | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by violating girl code in college
This happened freshman year of college ( yeaaaarrssss agoooo).
So my first semester, I had a roommate that was randomly assigned to me. She was pretty cool but we were very different.
We didn't do any of the roommate stuff... to be frank, I'm not exactly sure what she ... | 3 | 4 | |
1415856503 | 1416433733 | t3_2m5lpe | t5_2to41 | 5 | BTHspooner: TIFU by forgetting my key and gaining too much weight.
Earlier this summer my mum and I got in an argument where the end result involved me moving into my best friends guest room. Lets call him James. His father, who we can call Joe, had given me a key because I have always been allowed to just come in and ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1415874968 | 1415981410 | t3_2m65fo | t5_2to41 | 66 | Valravn12: TIFU by forgetting about a drawing.
So my school has this thing where every student gets an iPad to help with school work. (We mostly use them to play games in class, but whatever.) Anyway, when we leave the school we're able to purchase them if we want to keep them. We have to hand them in and they remove t... | 7 | 9.428571 | |
1415878424 | 1415880683 | t3_2m68lw | t5_2to41 | 7 | tbzwolf2: TIFU by almost eating a maggot (and possibly eating even more)
Like most this did not happen today but a quite a few years ago when i was a child/preteen (I cannot remember my exact age)
It was a weekend and I was watching TV by my self on the bottom floor of our three story house. My mum was out, my Dad and... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1415879843 | 1415887194 | t3_2m69xj | t5_2to41 | 7 | AmarantCoral: TIFU by exposing my friends affair
This actually happened a few days ago.
So I have this friend, lets call him Steve and he has a wife, lets call her Debbie (names have been changed to protect the innocent.....ish).
Steve is not a faithful husband and I am very disappointed in him.
So I'm texting Steve... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1415881620 | 1416006006 | t3_2m6bpn | t5_2to41 | 30 | Chipmeister101: TIFU by wanting to play Kirby.
Hey everyone, it's my first post here on TIFU, so be nice, this also happened during the weekend, but I needed to share my amazing story. It's a bit of a long one, TL;DR is near the bottom.
This is probably one of the more terrible things that has happened to me during a ... | 6 | 5 | |
1415880586 | 1415904971 | t3_2m6aok | t5_2to41 | 17 | Pleaseforgivemejebus: TIFU by sending a text to my friend's mom
Guys, I really fucked up. A few weeks ago , my friend texted me with his mom's phone. At the time, I had thought nothing of it, and made the mistake of leaving the number in my messages. Yesterday, I decided to text my friend. This is the text I sent: "I ... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1415885882 | 1415954924 | t3_2m6gib | t5_2to41 | 4 | joshr1pp3r: TIFU by creating a new Facebook account to start over and seeing my exes profile
perilomo: Awww.... And I really wanted to know what's it all about >_<
joshr1pp3r: What do you mean?
perilomo: Well for me it says that this post is removed =/
| 4 | 1 | |
1415885961 | 1415904594 | t3_2m6gnm | t5_2to41 | 1,892 | TIFUThrowAwayact: TIFU by letting my 8 year old son drive the car up the driveway
We've been doing this for a few weeks now, and he is quite good. I sit in the passenger seat, and he drives by himself.
Today, as we approached the top of our 1/4 mile driveway, the school bus was stopped right in front of our house! ... | 21 | 90.095238 | |
1415887715 | 1415900091 | t3_2m6iyy | t5_2to41 | -16 | poncewattle: TIFU by accidentally loitering around a school bus stop
Last night I was conducting a "map raid" until late and didn't get to bed until 2am. But at 5:30 my cats still wanted to get fed at usual time and at 6am my dog still wanted to be walked. I walk my dog about 2-3 miles a day because I'm getting old (5... | 11 | -1.454545 | |
1415881073 | 1415916788 | t3_2m6b4j | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by watering my marijuana plants with pre-workout formula.
Happened this morning:/ I take a pre-workout supplement before my morning routine, which is watering a few of my cannabis plants and doing some robust exercising. I usually just take a plastic cup from the upstairs cabinet and water them, they'... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1415890814 | 1415925361 | t3_2m6no9 | t5_2to41 | 11 | GOPpenguin: TIFU by not sleeping (slightly nsfw)
This wasn't exactly today (2 days ago), but this is as soon as I could post my story...
So being in a rigorous student program, I tend to have a lot of work. Sometimes that work takes all night to do, and so I don't end up sleeping much, if at all. Monday night was one ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1415887868 | 1415916562 | t3_2m6j6l | t5_2to41 | 6 | tatsuedoa: TIFU By having an incomplete medical history.
Well I'm not sure if the title is strictly correct but I can't really think of a simple way to put it.
But bright side is, I get to piss off the comments by having a fuck up that isn't today, but technically isn't in the past. So ha-ha!
Anyway, my entire childh... | 3 | 2 | |
1415893620 | 1415899469 | t3_2m6sab | t5_2to41 | 6 | Maddiystic: TIFU by using a USB
Today I done goofed and I don't know what to do.
I have been having difficulties motivating myself to get stuff done, especially with homework. But last night I managed to get a rather large formal lab done for chemistry and I am so happy. Our teacher has a deal on where we can correc... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1415894383 | 1415931368 | t3_2m6tlk | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by giggling at the most inopportune time.
This past weekend I had the most embarrassing moment of life. I am a young man who has not had all the luck with the ladies, but that changed Friday. I had not had any sexual contact in almost a year, and it had taken its toll on me, I completely reverted to a m... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1415895085 | 1415966655 | t3_2m6ux7 | t5_2to41 | 72 | S_T_McNally: TIFU by telling the girl I love to move on.
So a few months ago a girl revealed to me that she liked me a lot. I too liked her, but I wasn't in a place emotionally or mentally to date anyone. If I did I would have destroyed her emotionally (and I liked her so I didn't just want to do that).
So for better... | 9 | 8 | |
1415895260 | 1415899532 | t3_2m6v99 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Jackhaymaker: TIFU by asking my teacher to give me wood
tetrahydrocanada: How did you say it? Like 'Tee-Foo!' or 'Tiffu'?
Jackhaymaker: Just like spelling in as in "T-I-F-U". Probably notable is she asked what it meant, when I said it is a Reddit term.
It lead her into talking about how she was a Redditor in the past... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1415895352 | 1415898196 | t3_2m6ve7 | t5_2to41 | 10 | julian123411: TIFU by collapsing in the cinema seeing "Gone Girl"
Half way through the film I ate some dodgey cheese snacks, Started to lose my sight, tried to go down the stairs and dropped limb onto a elderly couple who were enjoying the film. They were mortified. I then threw up on the carpet. 10/10 would like to er... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1415894789 | 1415919230 | t3_2m6ud0 | t5_2to41 | 216 | [deleted]: TIFU by deep-throating a pencil
I'm writing this with an extremely sore throat. This happened yesterday in my math class. It was the last hour of the day, and due to a sleepless night all I wanted was to just go home and sleep. Things were going slowly and we were reviewing material I had already learned. No... | 5 | 43.2 | |
1415898134 | 1415908933 | t3_2m70lf | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU By naming my WIFI Network ISIS-HQ
So this started about 2 years ago when my roommate and I moved into our new apartment. While setting up the WIFI we were deciding what to name our network and since both our favorite TV show is Archer we decided to name it ISIS-HQ. This was fine and dandy for a while u... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1415898632 | 1415900824 | t3_2m71jr | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by walking like a coward
So today I didn't have any kind of will to go to work because lifting some 40kg of concrete poles for another day for 5 hours of that workingprogram filled with lifting and carrying 30-40 poles arround a half of a football field makes muscles feel needlessly . So I ended up wor... | 5 | 1 | |
1415896417 | 1416500575 | t3_2m6xe3 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Frost30: TIFU by having people in my mom's home.
Once upon a time, I decided to have some friends over during the day while my mom and sister were at school and work. I smoke and so I thought it would be a great idea to smoke a blunt inside the house. I never smoke blunts so I didn't know about the lingering smell of o... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1415899617 | 1415907454 | t3_2m73fk | t5_2to41 | 108 | Mickaloni: TIFU by letting my kids watch Archer
So, *technically*, I fucked up last week but didn't know I'd fucked up until this morning.
I'm cruising along the cereal aisle this morning with my 2 kids and infant nephew in tow. My older child (5) loudly asks me, "Mom, can we get some shit snacks please?" My jaw drop... | 4 | 27 | |
1415899660 | 1415904586 | t3_2m73iz | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU By looking at naked Kim Kardashian
So I intern at an elementary school as a part of majoring in Early Education at my university. During my break I went into my car and started browsing facebook on my phone. I saw somebody post the Paper Magazine interview with Kim Kardashian so I clicked it and decided... | 4 | 1 | |
1415897933 | 1415987429 | t3_2m707x | t5_2to41 | 159 | whatwhatinthebuttnow: TIFU by sitting next to somebody who had their own TIFU moment
I had class today at 9am to 10am. I had none until 12pm so I went into the library to find a computer to do a bit of work. The computers are in rows of 12 and I found a spare one in the middle of the row. Working away on it, there's a ... | 6 | 26.5 | |
1415899358 | 1415905300 | t3_2m72w9 | t5_2to41 | 8 | wh3nibr3ak: TIFU by going to the laundromat
TIFU by going to the laundromat. I hate going to the laundromat as most people probably do, it's a waste of my precious time off of work. I fucked up twice while in the laundromat. My first fuck up was rushing with my cart so fast to the dryers that I rammed my cart into anot... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1415897651 | 1415961152 | t3_2m6zos | t5_2to41 | 7 | Shax_18: TIFU by sending my BBM PIN to the entire college
So, like 90% of the post here, this wasn't today (Surprise, surprise). This was back when BBM had been released for Apple and Android whenever that was. This ones kinda long too. Sorry in advance.
I was in an ICT lesson which had a supply teacher. This was the... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1415900065 | 1415901835 | t3_2m74ab | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to read the instructions on my frozen dinner.
I'll keep this brief as there's not much to this one.
Being your typical person, having not eaten for a while I had grown hungry but my food supplies limited my options to frozen fillets of salmon (F that, too much work) and a frozen dinner meatlo... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1415901766 | 1415926984 | t3_2m77nh | t5_2to41 | 743 | shyzuka: TIFU by discovering my little sister's twitter account
I recently opened an account on Twitter, and started messing around with some celebrities from my country. One of the celebrities responded to my tweet in a way I felt deserving of print screening the response and putting it on my facebook account with m... | 11 | 67.545455 | |
1415902454 | 1415976940 | t3_2m7909 | t5_2to41 | 7 | aywhy: TIFU by devastating my boyfriend's self esteem
Today, I lost my virginity. My boyfriend and I had attempted to have sex before but it had hurt too much to continue, so we had planned to wait a few more months. Naturally, I was preparing myself to handle what I thought would hurt like a bitch. Cut to romantic dat... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1415903061 | 1415984506 | t3_2m7a6b | t5_2to41 | 14 | ThePocholo: TIFU by bombing (musically) at my Senior Prom
**TL;DR:** My band was set to perform for prom, but a series of mishaps led us to bomb in front of the entire graduating class.
This happened just a few hours ago and I'm still kinda devastated about it.
Today was my high school prom, an event I had been looki... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1415903546 | 1415906798 | t3_2m7b4t | t5_2to41 | 17 | Revolution77: TIFU when I clicked RANDOMNSFW
Army0fMe: /r/sexyfemalecorpses?
I made the same mistake and feel your pain, friend.
Revolution77: God I hope that isn't another one...the one I was on had a different name.
Army0fMe: My bad...it was /r/cutefemalecorpses. I've been trying to forget it.
whiskeyjakk: :|........ | 7 | 2.428571 | |
1415900163 | 1415904633 | t3_2m74hv | t5_2to41 | 10 | RamserX: TIFU by forgetting to put the brake on a commercial truck
Alright so this wasn't really today, it was ~3 months ago. I just got this new job for an engineering company as a "utility" guy, I'd check orders that were shipping out go on deliveries/pickups and other random things.
The company truck is a commercia... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1415904024 | 1415905703 | t3_2m7c2p | t5_2to41 | 5 | lazy_throw: Tifu by possibly giving out the wrong number
Throwaway because my friend knows my main acct and she'd humiliate me.
This happened yesterday near the end of my shift at Best Buy. It was really slow and i had about 45 minutes left on my shift. There was this cute girl with dyed-red hair that was looking at he... | 5 | 1 | |
1415900995 | 1415909133 | t3_2m7643 | t5_2to41 | 5 | ore_no_tono: TIFU by not checking if I flushed.
Technically happened today.
Story starts at 12 after I'm done gaming, I decode to unload my bowels before I head off into bed. As I flushed the toilet I heard that it was flushing slower than normal, I paid no mind to this.
Now this morning I tried flushing the toilet... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1415901611 | 1415919666 | t3_2m77b9 | t5_2to41 | 39 | LunaticByNature: TIFU by asking for "a light".
So this is my first post.
Anyway, this didn't happen today and actually occurred a few weeks ago. So, I was at a diner eating breakfast with my dad and our co-workers. Now, I'm the youngest one out of all my co-workers (I'm 19 and the youngest co-worker besides me is in he... | 5 | 7.8 | |
1415895528 | 1415907144 | t3_2m6vpf | t5_2to41 | 6 | brookeylane: TIFU by leaving ice cream out...
So I serve at a restaurant (or did) until I left ice cream out. I was being very attentive taking care of my tables. One had ordered ice cream... So after being in the walk in for five minutes to find the type of ice cream the costumer order I ran back to the front scooped ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1415901398 | 1415931411 | t3_2m76wp | t5_2to41 | 53 | vmanthegreat: TIFU i hit myself in the nuts and was late to work
I took my long leather jacket this morning, put my heavy set of keys in my lower exterior pocket, coat was unbuttoned. Running towards the bus to catch it the coat was moving and hit me really hard in the nuts with the pocket full of keys. Dropped to my ... | 4 | 13.25 | |
1415906569 | 1415937344 | t3_2m7h3g | t5_2to41 | 7,576 | ABrooksBrother: TIFU by ordering a Stripper for my 18 year old friends birthday.
It started out like any other Saturday, but today was Mike's 19th birthday and I wanted to do something nice for him. It was three in the afternoon and I had no gift ready and his big day was already halfway over. As I'm sitting in my dorm... | 19 | 398.736842 | |
1415907018 | 1416003822 | t3_2m7i0l | t5_2to41 | 103 | jbl429: TIFU by teaching my son a risqué line
So this all started about a month ago. My wife bought my three year old son some new pajamas, as he's been outgrowing his old ones. The next weekend, while my family was visiting and I was dressing him for bed, I picked up the new pajamas my wife had laid out for him and ... | 4 | 25.75 | |
1415907814 | 1415911957 | t3_2m7jly | t5_2to41 | 33 | jdietrich26: TIFU by forgetting how to drive stick
This fuck up actually happened a year ago, but came to me today while I was driving. So I was just returning back to my apartment in Cincinnati from my 4-week winter break. Since it was winter and I lived roughly 12 hours from university, I chose to fly home rather tha... | 5 | 6.6 | |
1415906782 | 1416005565 | t3_2m7hki | t5_2to41 | 7 | n2ent: TIFU by calling my cousin's wife a whale right when she is about to give birth
barryk013: Lol removed already? Heh
n2ent: Removed?
barryk013: Your post is gone.. Says [removed]
n2ent: Weird ... I didn't take it down
barryk013: Mods did. Did u follow the rules before posting?
n2ent: As far as I could tell
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1415910720 | 1415983780 | t3_2m7p6e | t5_2to41 | 43 | MitchCramer: TIFU by offering to get a girls car out of impound.
I had met a girl on the hot or not app, (terrible idea btw), and we went out on a dinner date. Despite, being let down at first site because she clearly posted a picture that was from 5 years, and 100 lb's ago, the date was actually going pretty well. Aft... | 4 | 10.75 | |
1415910277 | 1415912564 | t3_2m7obj | t5_2to41 | 44 | thehumandisaster: TIFU by trying to take care of my sick Mom.
My Mom’s been feeling like shit lately. Coughing, sneezing, fatigue, just your basic shitty cold. I haven’t lived at home for a long time – I work full-time and I also go to school. But I decided that I’d go spend some time with Mom and help her take care of... | 4 | 11 | |
1415911848 | 1415954742 | t3_2m7rf0 | t5_2to41 | 122 | [deleted]: TIFU by laughing at a man about to lose his wife
This happened some years ago, when my ex girlfriend’s mother was on her deathbed after fighting cancer for more than a decade. To this day, I still feel terrible every time I think about it.
Her mother was clearly getting close to the end. The doctors had g... | 5 | 24.4 | |
1415911692 | 1415917373 | t3_2m7r40 | t5_2to41 | 36 | Hill-Arious: TIFU by punching a heart bypass patient in the chest
Like many TIFUs, this happened a few years ago. I used to work on a cardiac telemetry unit in the hospital. On our floor we often cared for Coronary Artery Bypass Graft (CABG) patients after their surgery and ICU stay. Generally by the time the patients ... | 5 | 7.2 | |
1415913651 | 1416177952 | t3_2m7v1g | t5_2to41 | 5 | dingoatemebae: TIFU by letting a violent feminist give me head...NSFW
dingoatemebae: I've never posted anything on here before, I tried to put it in paragraphs but it got all weird. sorry it's a bitch to read.
[deleted]: ... And now I feel like an asshole.
xTastlesSWateRx: Wait? Is live preview only a thing on RES? Pe... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1415912865 | 1415928481 | t3_2m7tf4 | t5_2to41 | 70 | [deleted]: TIFU by tell my daughter I was glad she had an eating disorder.
Scruffy42: My sister once told me that she knew I was grieving over the loss of my grandpa because I seemed so happy. Some people try to deal with terrible things through humor.
I think they call it "manic". In a situation with extremely st... | 4 | 17.5 | |
1415915636 | 1415928830 | t3_2m7z18 | t5_2to41 | 11 | theWhiteLanturn: TIFU by almost crashing my dad's car
Ok so this happened a few days ago but then again most posts here rant from today.
So I Am a learner driver who learning on a manual car, now as you can imagine, I hate hill starts to the point where I'll do anything to avoid them. Now to the fuck up, I was coming... | 7 | 1.571429 | |
1415916202 | 1415929656 | t3_2m805n | t5_2to41 | 10 | georgecarter0: TIFU by wiping my sisters HDD on her computer which had all her files on it
Recently my sister got a new computer and she wanted all her files on her new computer, so I set to work on getting it out and getting an enclosure for it.
So anyway all is well, she gets most of it onto her new computer, but s... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1415913788 | 1415999664 | t3_2m7var | t5_2to41 | 46 | spacemanjonny: TIFU by binge-watching The League
This actually happened a couple of months back but I had happily forgotten until it got brought up today. Here in the UK "The League" isn't super popular, it's not broadcast on any network that I know of so it's not the sort of thing you really stumble on, you'd have to... | 5 | 9.2 | |
1415917500 | 1415949663 | t3_2m82mo | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by staying in touch with 'bad' friends and told them where I was taking a date
So I got these three guy friends. They live at home outside the city, while I've moved closer towards the centre of a european Capital. We've mostly been friends through gaming (WoW, LoL, CoD, Dota, CS) while we were growing ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1415917356 | 1415974191 | t3_2m82c5 | t5_2to41 | 182 | That_Stache_Guy: TIFU by almost blowing up my entire family.
Ok so I'm still a little shaken up from this near fuck-up from a few hours ago but here it goes. My girlfriend and I recently bought a house together and have been doing some major remodeling throughout the whole thing, such as the kitchen, bathrooms, floors,... | 10 | 18.2 | |
1415918804 | 1415921032 | t3_2m85cv | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU By possibly killing a protected bird
I am sorry for this. I want to make it clear that my intentions were not as such. Me and my SO enjoy feeding the seagulls at the Pier in my town. We do this because it is entertaining (especially when it's windy and the seagulls do spins and stuff trying to get the f... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1415920527 | 1415921180 | t3_2m88sg | t5_2to41 | 4 | IzuKooji: TIFU by opening a social networking app during class
A few months ago, I added a stranger to my circles on a foreign and infamous social network some of you may know as Google+. (Please don't hate comment b/c of that.) This stranger uploaded anime styled art that s/he drew every few days, but for most of the ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1415925521 | 1415985583 | t3_2m8ibm | t5_2to41 | 1,845 | GameSultan: TIFU by comforting a crying girl
My friend is going through a lot of shit with her parents and financial situation.
She was venting to me and started crying.
I pulled her in to hug her, let her cry for about 5 minutes.
Went to wipe a tear from her eye. Poked her eye.
She cried more.
Berg426: I was comfo... | 7 | 263.571429 | |
1415927621 | 1415945598 | t3_2m8m7u | t5_2to41 | 44 | awildredditappears: [TIFU] trying to impress a bunch of guys I had just met.
A few years ago I had time off from work and decided it would be best spent riding my bicycle from Sacramento to Bodega Bay, then to Santa Cruz to visit some friends. I had massive sunburn on my legs but other than that I was fine and we had a... | 4 | 11 | |
1415915013 | 1415973210 | t3_2m7xrh | t5_2to41 | 9 | failsforlife: TIFU by getting rear ended and not getting a police report
This whole ordeal started nearly a month ago. Long story, TL;DR at the bottom.
Driving home on a lazy Thursday night as I'm wont to do. Stop at a red light, listen to music: nothing unusual. Light turns greens and then BAM! Rear ended. Luckil... | 3 | 3 | |
1415926899 | 1415932731 | t3_2m8ktu | t5_2to41 | 10 | quantal-quetzal: TIFU by talking about how to sneak a bomb into school.
First, I need to set the scene:
It was March, and was in fourth grade. I was in the middle of lunch, sitting at a table with my friends. Our teacher was gone, so there was a substitute watching us.
At my table, we liked to talk about problems wit... | 7 | 1.428571 | |
1415928515 | 1415997793 | t3_2m8nte | t5_2to41 | 11 | sonicfan2486: TIFU By sharing phone with GF
We were at lunch just dissecting time together, she was talking about her favorite series (Jjba) while I listened intently while stuffing my face. She told me she had finished the longest part of the story and wanted to read the next. I offered to share my phone I whip it out... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1415929216 | 1416004278 | t3_2m8p3i | t5_2to41 | 3 | FreshFrankieFleek: TIFU Massachusetts Arm Girl
Today I was with my best friend and this hot girl in the computer lab in US history. We will call the Hot girl "T". While I was busy working in History; T starts asking me questions about the New England colonies and some questions on Massachusetts, My Friend tells "T yeah... | 3 | 1 | |
1415931813 | 1415932419 | t3_2m8tmt | t5_2to41 | 16 | SuprizeNinja: TIFU by stripping in front of my teacher.
This did happen today btw. Okay, well I guess I should start by saying that I am a senior in High School. I had no real reason to take chemistry this year as I obtained all of my required science credits as of last year. But anyway, this weak we've been assigned t... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1415927908 | 1415959687 | t3_2m8mrp | t5_2to41 | 9 | statellyfall: TIFU by buying a game for my little brother.
Like most this was a series of events, but I just found out the repercussions today. So be me senior of high school, and having a little money on the side saved up from summer. I decided that this money was getting a little scarce, and canceled my Spotify subsc... | 3 | 3 | |
1415935159 | 1415936534 | t3_2m8zka | t5_2to41 | 42 | P51VoxelTanker: TIFU by not deleting my browsing history
Today I fucked up by looking up something on reddit for a friend while sharing screens with him on Skype. My headset had an odd buzzing sound it for a time so I asked him to help me fix it (turns out I wasn't using my sound card correctly >_<). So I shared ... | 5 | 8.4 | |
1415935984 | 1415937028 | t3_2m911n | t5_2to41 | 7 | Darkred28: TIFU By not telling Her how I feel...
I'm a senior in high school. As a child, I was hated for my actions and the way I treated people. I beat three people up in a fight and sent them to the nurses office in first grade, got in trouble every day in second grade, almost all the time in third and fourth. I eve... | 3 | 2.333333 |
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