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1415936282 | 1415959382 | t3_2m91m0 | t5_2to41 | 255 | [deleted]: TIFU by NOT giving my GF an STD
Today I was accused of infidelity after being faithful for the last decade and a half. My GF and I just had our second child. Last week she went in for her 6 week check up. Included was a pap test.
A couple of days later the doctor phoned to say something came back, and she b... | 7 | 36.428571 | |
1415936695 | 1415995542 | t3_2m92c1 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by rearranging my friend's dorm room
This actually happened two years ago when I was a freshman. In first semester one girl on my floor dropped out but kept the key to her room so she could have a place to crash when she came into town to party. So it was second semester and suddenly a prank war broke o... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1415937417 | 1415943037 | t3_2m93ld | t5_2to41 | 5 | Highschooldumbass: TIFU by delivering a fucking paper.
Hey reddit, TIFU by delivering a paper. So, I was walking around in my high school a day when a stranger approached me and asked if I knew some chick, I did, and he asked me to deliver a paper to this person. I did and thought nothing of it. It just looks like an i... | 5 | 1 | |
1415938838 | 1415942094 | t3_2m95vf | t5_2to41 | 11 | usualsuspects: TIFU by buying a 29 dollar dog
Reminded by another post. This happened about many years ago, and is more a TIFU for my dad then me.
I'm about 12 years old, it's just before Christmas and I had managed to keep a fish alive for a few months, so my parents decide I can finally have a dog. I'm flipping my... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1415936712 | 1415960276 | t3_2m92db | t5_2to41 | 101 | Ibloodyhateglee: TIFU by melting a hole in my penis
So on the discovery of this page this story has been at the top of my list of things to share with you guys...
It happened in 2008 when i was doing a welding course at Tafe, which is the equivalent of tech college or whatever you guys in the US have.
I was actually ... | 4 | 25.25 | |
1415940249 | 1416017563 | t3_2m982v | t5_2to41 | 7,162 | [deleted]: TIFU by overriding my mom and sister watching Netflix to show them my erect penis in 1080P.
For once in my life, I am actually successfully talking to a girl. Things are going alright, and she sends me some pics so I attempt to return the favor. I take some dick pics with my new iPhone 6. It's important to n... | 12 | 596.833333 | |
1415940330 | 1653138048 | t3_2m987k | t5_2to41 | 16 | radcoolaccount: TIFU by taking 1000 milligrams worth of caffeine.
Hi friends of the reddit variety. We are not friends because you don’t know who I am and I did not have a reddit account until now. But that’s okay because I’m going to tell you a story and it’s a story of how I fucked up so it fits into this subreddit.
... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1415944736 | 1416075653 | t3_2m9ekh | t5_2to41 | 16 | dihydrogen_monoxide: TIFU by drop kicking my laptop.
My laptop fell off my table, and I tried to catch it with my foot (or at least, soften the fall). Ended up swinging too fast, and drop kicked my laptop against the wall.
Hard drive died, went out and bought a new one after spending a day and a half wondering why it... | 9 | 1.777778 | |
1415947322 | 1416018120 | t3_2m9hz6 | t5_2to41 | 440 | [deleted]: TIFU in my kilt. nsfw
I'm a bagpiper; I wear a kilt and the gear, play lots of events- weddings, parties, parades.
I was playing pipes at my friends' wedding, as guests arrived, at the ceremony and afterwards. The wedding was at the bride's folks' house, a big place with 6 acres of back yard along the wate... | 16 | 27.5 | |
1415948653 | 1415951752 | t3_2m9jkc | t5_2to41 | 13 | KikiFlowers: TIFU by laying down with headphones on.
I was waiting to log into WoW(New expansion so queue times are through the roof), I tabbed out, put on a video on youtube, decided to lay back in bed(Because I sit on a Guitar amp for a chair), move my tower up a bit, and it fell. With it, now my Sennheiser headphone... | 9 | 1.444444 | |
1415943592 | 1415976868 | t3_2m9d0d | t5_2to41 | 16 | Chuale: TIFU by trimming my pubic hair.
Today i decided that it was as good a time as any to trim and clean up the nether regions so i began working my way around. I was getting near my balls and as i was about to make the cut, my grandma, who must have used some sort of stealth technique, snuck up on me in the bathroo... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1415949631 | 1415975887 | t3_2m9kml | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by trusting Christians.
Beb101: That is quite a wall you have there, I dont like walls.
createanewaccountuse: Neither does the Kool-Aid man.
Beb101: Ive always wondered why he dislikes walls so much
createanewaccountuse: PTSD.
Needs to know there's a way out. If not, he'll **make** a way out.
| 5 | 2.4 | |
1415943987 | 1416026530 | t3_2m9dku | t5_2to41 | 6 | CollegeIsMessedUp: TIFU by dropping out of college
A little background info, I'm 18, M and I chose to major in Computer Information Systems, since I wanted to do Web Design.
I started college this August and the first two weeks I enjoyed. After that, we started doing things like Time Management, Highlighting, Note Tak... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1415952448 | 1415999393 | t3_2m9nia | t5_2to41 | 506 | CrackerFurry: TIFU by backhanding a mentally disabled girl
Like most posts here, this did not happen today, it happened yesterday. This mentally challenged girl has been following me around my high school for a while now. I think it's been 3-4 weeks. She has a crush on me, no idea why. My friends and I have this inside... | 9 | 56.222222 | |
1415952112 | 1415982629 | t3_2m9n6j | t5_2to41 | 7 | leonardodigucci: TIFU by answering my phone in the middle of the night while half asleep
I had an extremely busy week studying endless nights for midterm after midterm. When I'm sleep deprived, I'm just a flat out klutz. This week is pretty much over for me and I finally get to catch up on some rest. So just last night... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1415951195 | 1416004974 | t3_2m9m9s | t5_2to41 | 8 | ChodeyBear: TIFU by being irresponsible with suitcases
Like many other posts here, this happened a couple of years ago. Nowadays my boyfriend has the job of looking after the important things like suitcases and passports, as I can't be trusted :)
The boyfriend and I had a lovely holiday planned - Benidorm, cheap and c... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1415954893 | 1415967709 | t3_2m9pul | t5_2to41 | 62 | Iwishiwasagorila: TIFU By low fiveing an elderly woman in the vagina
There i was, out in London for the day.Just had some Mc D , I'm in a really good mood, you know that feeling you get when you have some greezy food after a long night, Yeah that.
So I'm buzzing to get into london and explore.Were sitting on the train ... | 4 | 15.5 | |
1415958997 | 1415990343 | t3_2m9tk8 | t5_2to41 | 11 | WhippingBoys: TIFU by writing about my college days
First some context about what I wrote:
Many years ago now, I joined a fraternity while at college. I had some high school friends who had joined and they asked if I would like to pledge. Everything went smoothly and I got in without a problem. Time went on and we wer... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1415960895 | 1416019525 | t3_2m9v9k | t5_2to41 | 51 | raphewb: TIFU by forgetting an envelope my Girlfriend wrote me at her parent's house.
Well, I've been with my Girlfriend for 5 months now, and as I was at her place,she gave me an envelope she wrote for this occasion. In the envelope were cute pictures, but on the envelope was the text.
She wrote me this cute poem aski... | 8 | 6.375 | |
1415960793 | 1416078652 | t3_2m9v61 | t5_2to41 | 187 | TheBlackLantern: TIFU by accidentally blowing up my neighbors' garage
This took place back about an hour before Jan 1 2009 in the Philippines
We live in one of the higher end villages where half the people are loaded, it just so happens that my neighbors were absolutely loaded and could buy whatever they wanted. They ... | 9 | 20.777778 | |
1415963810 | 1415998482 | t3_2m9xsf | t5_2to41 | 304 | Unic0rnBac0n: TIFU by not taking the NSFW seriously..
..Staring aimlessly at reddit and clicking every link on the page as one does on a Friday when there is not much work to do when all of a sudden I catch myself staring at a pair of immaculate busty titties. You are probably thinking to yourself "and how is that a fu... | 9 | 33.777778 | |
1415964774 | 1416013076 | t3_2m9yqb | t5_2to41 | 7 | Gotsbacon: TIFU by getting into an argument
To preface the events, let me give you some background details. I attend one of the best schools in the world (top 10), and they have a lot of policies to keep students that would lower their rank out. One of these rules is a DOE. This is a little Form given by each teacher a... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1415965869 | 1415984182 | t3_2m9zs3 | t5_2to41 | 31 | kalicokane: TIFU by ordering pizza and ignoring the laws of physics
So this FU happened about two years ago after I had just moved into a new apartment block. My apartment was on the 6th floor and the building was the tallest in the area so it was pretty drafty when opening the windows (physics notion that I thoroughly... | 5 | 6.2 | |
1415969997 | 1416063818 | t3_2ma47h | t5_2to41 | 691 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally going to a gay bar.
So, I was bored and said I'd go out for a few drinks and to try meet some women. I wanted to go somewhere new for a change of scenery so I walked into this bar called
*"Strokers"* Now you might think the name is a dead give away but its a name you'll see sometimes ... | 9 | 76.777778 | |
1415972686 | 1416060552 | t3_2ma7em | t5_2to41 | 58 | UnicornButts91: TIFU by shouting a racial slur at my hot bartender
So this actually happened a few months ago, but I've only recently discovered the tifu subreddit.
I have a habit of saying the wrong thing. Especially around pretty ladies.
After a long day, I decided to have a pint to chill out before heading home.... | 8 | 7.25 | |
1415969653 | 1415978522 | t3_2ma3ts | t5_2to41 | 10 | aapinator: TIFU: by thinking we killed all the mice in our house
Let me begin by stating I am the SO of the user of this account. I am home alone (SO left to get some supplies) and I just need to share this story :(
It all started a few weeks ago. I opend the kitchendrawer and found a mouse crawling behind the drawer ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1415977401 | 1415980549 | t3_2maegf | t5_2to41 | 9 | Hokurai: TIFU by not looking where I was going
I didn't sleep today and things slip your mind. I was in a store and walk out of an aisle and there was a guy working there walking fast perpendicular to me also not looking where he was going. I didn't walk into him or anything, but he did accidentally grab my dick. We ex... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1415976218 | 1416033745 | t3_2macjt | t5_2to41 | 178 | CommunistUnicorn: TIFU by using Purell hand sanitizer to wipe my butt.
Being the germophobe I am, I ALWAYS bring some type of sanitizer in the bathroom with me. (Wipe toilet seats; extra clean hands etc.) As I was finishing up my 'duties', I realized that I made quite a mess down there. I looked at my Purell sanitizer ... | 5 | 35.6 | |
1415978835 | 1416014327 | t3_2magsw | t5_2to41 | 39 | OldenWorld: TIFU by accidentally eating a rotten anal worm
So I attempted to submit this a couple of weeks back, but the fuck up was deemed TOO fucked up by most readers (which I thought was the whole point of this Subreddit?), and was downvoted into oblivion as a result. Half didn't believe me, the other half didn't W... | 8 | 4.875 | |
1415979920 | 1416005182 | t3_2maior | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking a female friend about her kinks.
So this happened yesterday. Now I should start this story by saying I'm happily married and that made this double dumb. So I'm texting back and forth with this female friend of mine and the subject of porn comes up. We talk porn for a bit and up comes the subj... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1415977976 | 1416015405 | t3_2mafdh | t5_2to41 | 386 | [deleted]: TIFU by offering my m&m's to a stranger
So today i fucked up through a series of suprisingly bad decisions at the wrong moment in space and time. Things got out of hand pretty quick...
So here's me: i'm a 19 years old college student with ordinary looks (semi-short hair, glasses, comfy clothes that dont... | 9 | 42.888889 | |
1415980214 | 1416062754 | t3_2maj81 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU and am probably going to get disowned next week.
As my username implies, I am a lesbian. My parents know about this, and aren't the most approving people, but getting better.
I am also dating someone. About a year ago, my parents found dirty messages between the two of us and told us to break up, bloc... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1415981246 | 1415996770 | t3_2mal2f | t5_2to41 | 13 | InclementDeath: TIFU by letting my friends see my dick in school
Story time: About 2 weeks ago, I bought a fancy new iPhone 6 and so far I loved it. Everything was going great with it. I ended up resending a picture of myself to my girlfriend since all my photos were deleted on the phone swap. I promptly deleted the ph... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1415981169 | 1415990043 | t3_2makx2 | t5_2to41 | 47 | throwawayvnm: TIFU by masterbating 3 times and drinking to much at the gym.
This literally just happened. Today feeling rather frisky I ended up jacking off more then usually… little did I know this was going to be the night I lost my virginity….
A girl I have know from a year at my old job wanted to get back in tou... | 6 | 7.833333 | |
1415981830 | 1415982404 | t3_2mam5o | t5_2to41 | 4 | MischievousOwl: TIFU by trying to be graceful.
Another person's fuck up with a microwavable meal just reminded me about this occurence. About two months ago I decided to go on a budget, trying to save up for a house by the time I am twenty five (23 at the moment). I had a freezer full of microwavable meals at the time ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1415926572 | 1415986662 | t3_2m8k93 | t5_2to41 | 5 | MechanicalOSU: TIFU by showing up to an important test an hour late.
So I wake up today and begin studying for my very difficult Physics 2 exam over optics at my college. The test is at 6:30 so I have plenty of time to study before I go take it.
To put some context on this, I have failed physics 2 twice before hand a... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1415985345 | 1415990877 | t3_2mass2 | t5_2to41 | 5 | DeedleDo: TIFU BY WEARING A REALLY SHORT SKIRT TO A PARTY
[deleted]: and all the guests didnt f-up by going to a party where a presumable hot chick showed off her heynannynanner all night...
rickysetiawan: Unless OP is not a hot chick, which in this case would be everybody's TIFU.
[deleted]: yeah no shit... showin of... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1415986385 | 1416014604 | t3_2mauqi | t5_2to41 | 173 | LimpPlacenta: TIFU by being to cool to use my hands
I was preparing to leave my last class for the day and was putting my sweatshirt on because its quite cold outside. I go to put the hood on but I decide it would be cool to "flip" it up on my head and not use my hands. I whipped my body forward and got the backrest of... | 4 | 43.25 | |
1415987249 | 1415993000 | t3_2mawcv | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by secretly getting revenge on a girl that friendzoned me
So there is quite a bit of back story that dates back about 3 months ago that led to today. I was at my old work drinks with my colleagues and it was around the time everyone was starting to leave but I stayed back with one of my work mates, Kyle... | 4 | 4 | |
1415987234 | 1416002306 | t3_2mawbn | t5_2to41 | 35 | staygolden17: TIFU by giving my cat a bath
I know I shouldn't have done this, but I rescued a cat a few months ago and his fur smells like a garbage disposal so I decided to give him a bath last night. I figured it would be okay because he always tries to jump in the shower with me, so it seemed like he enjoyed water. ... | 5 | 7 | |
1415989871 | 1415994788 | t3_2mb1cj | t5_2to41 | 18 | bienvinido: TIFU by cooking a hard boiled egg.
When it was finally ready, I realised I wasn't that hungry anymore so I put it back in the box. Now there's no way to tell which one it is.
tl;dr : My life is over.
Dyesce_: LPT: Spin the egg in question. If it wobbles it is one of the fresh ones. It it spins smoothly and... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1415988758 | 1416086642 | t3_2maz6g | t5_2to41 | 116 | eSchiro: TIFU by sending a really insulting vent text to the co-worker about whom I was venting...
So, spoiler alert I come out of this one unscathed. But the title is accurate.
I'm sitting at my desk when my co-worker comes by and hands me a stack of papers. The papers are my responsibility to file and I had forgotte... | 4 | 29 | |
1415991399 | 1415992077 | t3_2mb48b | t5_2to41 | 3 | PotatoislifePotatois: TIFU by being REALLY clumsy
This actually happened a week ago. I had a date scheduled for last Saturday night, and i was apprehensive. She was hella cute too, so I was jittery and I had alot of time with nothing to do before the date. So I decided to go to the little mini gym in my apartment co... | 3 | 1 | |
1415992146 | 1415994379 | t3_2mb5ph | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving pictures of my fetish on my desktop
This was last night - title is pretty self explanatory but I'll go into detail - I sometimes host a few of my buddies for a pre-drink at my place. Earlier in the day I had some "me" time and saved some various images onto my desktop for future fap sessions.... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1415991697 | 1416029535 | t3_2mb4tu | t5_2to41 | 6,458 | [deleted]: TIFU by lighting candles
So, I'm a guy. I'm vaguely lactose intolerant. I eat tons of dairy anyway, because fuck listening to my body.
Pizza for lunch? Gas in the afternoon. Terrible gas.
Such bad gas that I light a bunch of candles because the room smells awful, but I don't want to stop playing video ... | 12 | 538.166667 | |
1415992804 | 1416080940 | t3_2mb6wd | t5_2to41 | 315 | chromium51: TIFU by filling out a survey truthfully
Good afternoon fellow redditors. I made this throwaway account just to detail my most recent fuck-up.
To preface, I am currently a freshman in college, just started in September. Even prior to moving in to my dorm I've always had some mild social anxiety and depressi... | 8 | 39.375 | |
1415997340 | 1416008098 | t3_2mbffq | t5_2to41 | 47 | [deleted]: TIFU by apparently being the biggest idiot parent when it comes to buying concert tickets.
May seem like a little FU to most but to me I feel pretty damn horrible and stupid right now!
I have an 11 yr old daughter that's always been a HUGE fan of Taylor Swift. Never liked Bieber or boy bands (thankfully)... | 3 | 15.666667 | |
1415997259 | 1416002854 | t3_2mbf9y | t5_2to41 | 24 | Isawthesplind: TIFU By Whistling In My Car
This fuck up didn't have any major repercussions.. but it was slightly awkward and embarrassing.
Today driving out of the parking structure, on my way home from my one Friday class. I was feeling pretty chipper and that rapey song Animals by Maroon 5 was playing.. and I happe... | 3 | 8 | |
1415999326 | 1416017270 | t3_2mbj9d | t5_2to41 | 82 | Defenestratia: TIFU By stroking my cat in the dark.
Background info - My cat is a quite dark coloured, lazy British Shorthair Blue, that whilst being affectionate likes to lay down on the floor.
About 30 minutes ago I walked out of my room into the upstairs hallway and down the stairs that run alongside it. The bottom... | 4 | 20.5 | |
1415999652 | 1416004832 | t3_2mbjvc | t5_2to41 | 98 | GypsyBagelhands: TIFU - Explosive Diarrhea my first day @ a brand new job
I'm pretty sure this is what nightmares are made of. It was my first full-time job out of college. I was managing accounts for a small prosthetics and orthotics supply and fabrication company. We had a fairly large manufacturing area, but only... | 5 | 19.6 | |
1416001265 | 1416002812 | t3_2mbmva | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU: Asking a girl at work for a birthday hug
Me and this girl we work on different teams but have great banter all the time, anyway today whilst
waiting by the elevator at work, and I mention its my birthday by making a 21 with my finger, she says happy birthday.
I say do I get a birthday hug and she say... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1416001343 | 1416019318 | t3_2mbn0s | t5_2to41 | 4 | throwaway14594: TIFU by leaving my bittorrent client open at work
TIFU while house sitting for a family that I nanny for, I brought my computer over, forgetting that I had my bittorrent client open and seeding. They got a ton of emails from their internet service provider and had to awkwardly ask me if i was stealing u... | 4 | 1 | |
1415999961 | 1416018020 | t3_2mbkf3 | t5_2to41 | 11 | ellendeclitoris: TIFU by jamming out
So, this actually happened around 5 minutes ago but, ouch.
I was playing my newfound favorite song, and walking down to my basement, ipad in hand. Now, the stairs to my basement are curved, so one side of some of the stairs is very thin. I was not paying attention, which caused me... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1415997318 | 1416018433 | t3_2mbfec | t5_2to41 | 17 | _dive_: TIFU by leaving dorm room door unlocked
I've never slept the same, and now you will know why.
This happened about 10 years ago back while I was trying to finish undergrad school.
To set the scene, my roommate was a bonafide dirt bag. He was a meth addict, an absolute slob (uneaten food left out for a month, ... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1416001454 | 1416007608 | t3_2mbn8m | t5_2to41 | 57 | emtcj: TIFU as a Paramedic following a lady after she blew through a light almost causing an accident
Some background information. I am a Paramedic and my job involves me working by myself and driving a SUV and "first responding" to all medical calls. We have direct communication with the police dispatch and act as a... | 3 | 19 | |
1416001401 | 1416010145 | t3_2mbn4s | t5_2to41 | 9 | SgtDudi: TIFU by playing with fireworks
So a couple of years ago me and my friend decided to go for a walk. It was dark outside and we brought with us some leftover fireworks from New Year's eve. Most of the fireworks were modified shells which exploded on the ground instead of launching up in the air. We walked for a ... | 3 | 3 | |
1416003746 | 1418495943 | t3_2mbrf0 | t5_2to41 | 12 | Hefty_HDakaViperdick: TIFU by being inconsiderate about my coworkers dead kid.
Okay to start things off I didn't know his kid was dead when I first talked to him today.
So one of my coworkers hasn't been around for a couple weeks. I finally saw him today when I went in to drop off paperwork. I say "Hey James haven't ... | 7 | 1.714286 | |
1416003865 | 1416006117 | t3_2mbrmv | t5_2to41 | 7 | slangerbob: TIFU On racial history
So...today I watched Mandela with the excited expectation of hearing the 'I have a dream' speech and
TIFU...and asked all 4 other people in the room why this part was being missed out..
[deleted]: You need to sit down and read How to be Black by Baratunde Thurston. Or The Souls of B... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1416004085 | 1416039388 | t3_2mbrzk | t5_2to41 | 22 | bonedoc59: TIFU by fingering my belly button
I don't even know how my finger ended up there. I was coming in from a long day at work, and I was on the phone with my wife. Subconsciously, I was mindlessly picking. Somehow, my finger found its way to my umbilicus. Now, I can't say I have ever paid my belly button a se... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1416001938 | 1416163972 | t3_2mbo5q | t5_2to41 | 17 | Diiiiirty: TIFU by helping a stranger in need.
In grand TIFU fashion, this happened last night, not today. Background - I work full time and attend grad school full time so I do a 9-5:30 work, 5:30-9:30 class every Tuesday and Thursday. I work at a research facility with classrooms, and they have a collaboration with t... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1416005354 | 1416006149 | t3_2mbu7k | t5_2to41 | 15 | likealemur: TIFU by not supervising my cat with flowers.
Yesterday was my girlfriend's birthday. It is the first birthday I've been with her to celebrate. I decided to leave work early and head to pick up some flowers to go along with the necklace I got her. I head off to the florist and get a dozen of pink roses and a... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1416005675 | 1416021472 | t3_2mbusw | t5_2to41 | 6 | tifucnh: TIFU by not knowing that my employee would be that mad about being passed over for a promotion
Long story short- I have a long-time PT employee with whom I have a frosty relationship with. He's a good worker but we don't get along. It's not like I can just fire him because it would be hard to fill his position... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1416005989 | 1416033148 | t3_2mbvcv | t5_2to41 | 8 | Nerio8: TIFU by telling my assistant that she could not leave work early.
So my assistant and I have a game where she asks if she can leave early and I tell her "no!".
Usually when I tell her "no" I get a bit dramatic and tell her how she's going to bankrupt the company if she leaves early, she usually gets creative wi... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1416006321 | 1418251052 | t3_2mbvz1 | t5_2to41 | 9 | starfox1980: TIFU by letting a live rat stay in my apartment
I'm a snake owner and like die hard snake owners, my pet snake is rivaled to the same level of pet affection as a cat or dog.
And like snakes are sometimes, she's a picky eater sometimes. After a pissy encounter with her food, a live rat, she decided not to ... | 3 | 3 | |
1416006905 | 1416015023 | t3_2mbwyn | t5_2to41 | 4 | rapstartobe: [NSFW] TIFU by cheating on my girlfriend
So, last weekend I cheated on my girlfriend. With her little sister, while I was drunk as fuck. I went home after a frat party, and when I opened the door (I live with her and her family for a while) and fell flat out on the couch. I must've woken someone up cause ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1416002686 | 1416027653 | t3_2mbphq | t5_2to41 | 49 | Thegolden13: TIFU by listening to music on youtube while going to sleep.
Basically, every day i like to find something on youtube musically oriented, to fall asleep to. Maybe one day some nice relaxing Trance Techno music, the next some Mozart, ect. Yesterday though, (sorry this actually happened yesterday (but within ... | 6 | 8.166667 | |
1415980248 | 1416021603 | t3_2maja7 | t5_2to41 | 13 | Ginnix: TIFU by going to 7/11
On a particularly warm Father’s Day, my family and I came to a consensus that we wanted Slurpee’s. My sister and I ventured out to 7/11 down the road, she stayed in the car singing “Let It Go” while I went inside to get the goods. I had a mission of getting three Slurpee’s, one Vernors, o... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1416009918 | 1416022783 | t3_2mc22y | t5_2to41 | 49 | SlightDementia: TIFU by licking the wrong spoon
TIFU by licking the wrong spoon. So everyday I pack myself a lunch, and prepare breakfast for my cat. Today, I get leftover chili, a granola bar, and half an apple. Kitty gets half a can of canned seafood that smells like low tide, but apparently tastes delicious to kitti... | 3 | 16.333333 | |
1416010867 | 1416018994 | t3_2mc3nx | t5_2to41 | 28 | thecbr1000man: TIFU by accidentally causing a "gas leak" at school, class was evacuated.
Not really today but I thought you guys might like this. This happened in either late 2010 or early 2011 because I remember it was very cold outside.
I was a senior in high school and I stopped on the way to school one mor... | 7 | 4 | |
1416011842 | 1416013243 | t3_2mc59f | t5_2to41 | 15 | prushoo: TIFU by eating something that I wasn't sure what it was.
I was at an event last night with one of the most beautiful and delicious spreads of nibbles I've ever seen. Gourmet cheeses, pastries, fruits (pineapple, raspberries, blueberries, pears...) beautifully displayed. On some of the trays, there was this lus... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1416012318 | 1416085495 | t3_2mc60g | t5_2to41 | 32 | Flipping_Fish: TIFU by using a calculator wrong for the past 2 years
Allright, story time: I'm currently in tenth grade, and had to get a new calculator in freshman year. It's a TI-84, and got into Algebra 2. All was going fine until we got to the point where we needed to use graphs, where I instead was using some butt... | 5 | 6.4 | |
1416009489 | 1416070472 | t3_2mc1d9 | t5_2to41 | 228 | TaedW: TIFU by having my son answer the phone (but surprisingly he answered the adults-only question correctly).
My wife left for a "girls night out" and my 13-year-old son and I were watching a RiffTrax. The phone rang, I paused the DVD, and my son answered the phone. Here is what I heard:
> Son: Hello? ... M... | 7 | 32.571429 | |
1416012701 | 1416071053 | t3_2mc6n1 | t5_2to41 | 347 | [deleted]: TIFU by blasting porn at my sister's Sweet Sixteen
So my younger sister turned sixteen a few days ago, and for some reason our school has today off (I think it's because of faculty conferences), so she decided to have her party at about 1 PM today outside in our yard. My mom went super over-the-top to try t... | 7 | 49.571429 | |
1416012331 | 1416042010 | t3_2mc610 | t5_2to41 | 25 | Flawk: TIFU by walking to "my car".
This is pretty short and anti climatic, But i felt like a huge dumb ass so anyway.. Today after i got out of class, i was walking to the parking garage i park in every day. I was getting close to my car when i noticed this cute girl walking behind me in the same direction. (Damnit.. ... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1416013430 | 1416064465 | t3_2mc7t4 | t5_2to41 | 92 | squishypoo91: TIFU by eating my own period blood
So this actually happened yesterday but I'm still pretty horrified over it. I got off my period 2 days ago(or so I thought) and had been tampon free all day without incident.
So my boyfriend had been teasing me mercilessly all day, touching me through my pants and play... | 6 | 15.333333 | |
1416011975 | 1416015089 | t3_2mc5gx | t5_2to41 | 16 | KG5CJT: TIFU by not taking the obvious troubleshooting route
This is going to get a bit technical, so be warned. I will use common terms as often as is possible. (Looking back, this was a lie.)
Background: I work in a place that is mac centric. I prefer to work with linux, and don't like the hacks required to get it w... | 4 | 4 | |
1416013298 | 1416040932 | t3_2mc7ll | t5_2to41 | 78 | TeacherTIFU: TIFU by giving an 8-year old an Adderall.
To begin, I'm a third grade teacher (8-year olds) in a public school in the midwest United States. I have 24 wonderful students whom I care about very deeply, and I absolutely love my job. But today, I really fucked up.
Before school this morning, a mom comes in... | 9 | 8.666667 | |
1416014214 | 1416020884 | t3_2mc923 | t5_2to41 | 12 | booooar: TIFU by learning about the female anatomy and telling my mummy about my 'experience' (NSFW)
Obviously didn't happened today but years and years ago when i was 8 or something.
So my mum works at a hospital and couldn't get out of work until later so i went to baby sitters for a hour or two till she came to pic... | 3 | 4 | |
1416013130 | 1416015510 | t3_2mc7ck | t5_2to41 | 12 | SakaraJoe: TIFU by enjoying a free meal
So my band, Sakara, was on tour this past weekend. We were opening for Staind, and one of the shows was at the Tropicana casino on Atlantic City, NJ. We have 4 guys in the band and 2 crew members. We were given 3 hotel rooms so we had 2 guys per room.
Well I went down to cateri... | 3 | 4 | |
1416015287 | 1416153493 | t3_2mcaoj | t5_2to41 | 19 | throwawaykkk1488: TIFU by fighting for my life
My friends and I were at a gas station. My friend who is driving the car leaves and it's just the two of us in the car. He's paying for gas and someone comes up to our car and asks us for money. We say that we don't have any and he sees that there are keys in the ignition.... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1416015717 | 1416152218 | t3_2mcbbu | t5_2to41 | -5 | TIFU_WHATGENDER: TIFU by accidentally printing something extremely personal to my parents' printer instead of saving the document
Holy fuck, boys. This is a pretty big fuck up, I'm terrified of what will happen to me at the moment.
Basically I'm an 18 year old male but I have been confused about what gender I am and w... | 6 | -0.833333 | |
1416015744 | 1416043836 | t3_2mcbdd | t5_2to41 | 10 | captainchub: TIFU by going into a elevator.
this was about 2 months ago. i'm 16 years old. so i was in a hotel, and this hotel had like mall and shit. so i decide to go and check if there's a theater. i go into the elevator and i'm just hanging out. and then two blonds walk in the elevator. I make eye contact with one ... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1416013958 | 1416017416 | t3_2mc8nh | t5_2to41 | 20 | franticaerobics: TIFU by accidentally selling an item worth $20 at Dollar Tree (where everything costs $1)
Today, I was working at the register and this woman walks into the store and buys about 45 items. One of these items was a wooden basket that caught my eye, because it seemed much nicer than the shit we normally h... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1416006209 | 1416062036 | t3_2mbvqy | t5_2to41 | 2 | SexyPotato69: TIFU By almost lighting my friends house on fire and the Xbox
This happened a week ago. Anyway its a Friday afternoon, and my friend just got out of school he's a freshman, and I'm a junior and we have been best friends ever since. So my friend has an Xbox one and the original Xbox that was made in 2005 a... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1415998909 | 1416024782 | t3_2mbih1 | t5_2to41 | 9 | demhandz81: TIFU By yelling RUN CRIPPLE RUN
I'm gonna make this short as possible. Also this happened in highschool.
In my art class with my friend who is on crutches due to a recently sprained ankle. Were joking around and I throw her pencil in the hallway to go get it. Also super important to know, the special ed ... | 3 | 3 | |
1416017470 | 1416024164 | t3_2mcdw4 | t5_2to41 | 101 | panthermilk: TIFU by taking time off of work to watch my milk expire
So this video game I've been coveting comes out next week, and I've been planning on buying it. I took four days off of work in advance so I could get really into it. November 14th-17th are the dates I took off and it comes out on the 14th. I'm ecstat... | 3 | 33.666667 | |
1416017277 | 1416099601 | t3_2mcdmq | t5_2to41 | 62 | ToothWZRD: TIFU by chewing an entire car cup of Orbit gum at once
Let me preface this by saying that while this happened last night, it was technically after midnight so I'll count it. I just needed some time to process it all.
So, yesterday around 2pm I set out on my journey back home to visit my parents for my birt... | 4 | 15.5 | |
1416019862 | 1416083501 | t3_2mchgz | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU By sending a racist meme
Tifu by sending an extremely racist meme to a person who is a member of said race.
We were those kinds of friends who always sent rather off kilter jokes to one another. I thought this could be applicable to that paradigm, turns out it wasn't. I got an earful and deserved eve... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1416019904 | 1416174573 | t3_2mchjf | t5_2to41 | 3 | Dizillin: TIFU by causing my high school to be shut down
Story time:
Me and my buddy were in our graduating year, and had just finished our last exam for the year. We are walking by the av room when out of nowhere , I get an extravagent idea. Let's fuck up ms . Davis's classroom!(she was the cunt drama teacher who hate... | 5 | 0.6 | |
1416020121 | 1416073686 | t3_2mchva | t5_2to41 | 269 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to the doctor (NSFW)
Background info you must know in order to understand the story: I am a 16 year old guy. Every year, I need to go to the doctor for my annual checkup; just to make sure everything is going well with my pubescent self. Well, I arrived at the doctor and I was called in. One mo... | 8 | 33.625 | |
1416019343 | 1416030831 | t3_2mcgpn | t5_2to41 | 13 | Fcnyunited1: TIFU by reffing a little girls soccer game.
So this happened a few years ago. I would referee soccer games in my town for kids ages 5 to 8. Whenever I would ref a boys game if the ball went out of bounds one of the players would quickly run over and take the throw/kick in. In a girls game they all seemed s... | 7 | 1.857143 | |
1416017181 | 1416076393 | t3_2mcdhc | t5_2to41 | 27 | just_an_ordinary_guy: TIFU by thinking that a clove of garlic is the whole head.
So I've never cooked much at home other than short order types of things. Now, I've assisted with lots of stuff, but I never ran the show. I've recently tied making more food myself, as it's cheaper and I like cooking.
I decided to slow... | 6 | 4.5 | |
1416021652 | 1416281682 | t3_2mck8g | t5_2to41 | 23 | bioshockerxx: TIFU By Keeping In Contact With My Bitch GF
I am new to text posts so don't really know if I'm spacing them right sorry in advance.
Ok so here's some back story, Me and my ex gf let's call her "Brit" were dating for 1 year and about 2 months. The relationship was a very loving and caring. She told me 2 m... | 8 | 2.875 | |
1416007861 | 1416038381 | t3_2mbynd | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: Tifu by using lube during my alone time
This happened a few minutes ago, I'm still nursing my poor wee guy after it.
My parents were out at a concert so I had a bit of alone time and everyone knows what that means to a teenager, to look up images, FOR SCIENCE! I had some lube lying around from some race I ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1416023654 | 1416064586 | t3_2mcn6v | t5_2to41 | 93 | NoamChomskisTA: TIFU by not fucking a prostitute NSFW
Hear me out.....
Im on a work trip to a southeast asian country where prostitution is totally legal and legit. I end up going to a karaoke place with some friends/coworkers and they bring in this meat market of girls. I hate that part. Then I'm nudged and cajoled ... | 10 | 9.3 | |
1416022548 | 1416024494 | t3_2mclk9 | t5_2to41 | 3 | iwishiwasnorwegian: TIFU by being an accomplice in a stealing
This happened no more than three hours ago. I had just left my class and I was walking to the bus stop with some friends. My class happens in a art school, it is part of a museum (one of my favorite places ever), but they have different buildings. As we left... | 3 | 1 | |
1416024467 | 1416078883 | t3_2mcodp | t5_2to41 | 57 | marksman77: TIFU by watching porn on my phone.
So it's Friday night. I'm all happy because I'm going to see Interstellar in IMAX tomorrow with a bunch of my friends. I started a group text to smooth out the bumps of driving, and where we would be meeting. In this group text is 5 of my closest friends who I have been fr... | 5 | 11.4 | |
1416027487 | 1416366607 | t3_2mcsil | t5_2to41 | 7 | fluffykitty12: TIFU by Biting the Living Shit Out of a Dentist
Let me preface by saying this happened a few years back- when I was approximately 8 years old. While I do passionately hate this dentist, I'm not going to slander anyone, and he shall henceforth be referred to as Dr. X.
I went to a "charming" Children's De... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1416026656 | 1416029682 | t3_2mcrg2 | t5_2to41 | 5 | dragerian: TIFU by getting a job
Well, as it says in the title, I got a job today. Hired on the spot, on the job training, etc... as a delivery driver. So I make my first run, and it goes well. I'm liking this. I make four or five more in the couple hours before closing, and I'm feeling good until I get a cal from my m... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1416028225 | 1416029378 | t3_2mctju | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking my ex dumped me for another guy
Today started off as a great Friday. I managed to wake up in time for school, finish all of my assignments, and even my ex started talking to me again. Let me go ahead and provide a little back story so you're not all confused as to why I'm happy about that la... | 3 | 2.333333 |
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