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1416026741 | 1416067919 | t3_2mcrjy | t5_2to41 | 3,732 | homba: TIFU by getting stuck in the room where my room mates were having sex (NSFW)
dataxpress: > Maybe I have a cute face or something?
> I don't really pay rent, so I feel like I owe them something. I usually at least try to keep an eye on things; kill bugs; keep and eye on the creepy neighbor; whatever
>... | 7 | 533.142857 | |
1416027790 | 1416144747 | t3_2mcswz | t5_2to41 | 21 | floydw6: TIFU by going to see a nude theatrical play
So I decided to go see a theatrical play. Not gonna lie when I saw the ad I was curious about that nude scene. Thinking it would be female nudity. So I went and it ended up being 3 guys chasing each other completely naked with there dongles flopping around playing ta... | 3 | 7 | |
1416030732 | 1416188879 | t3_2mcwps | t5_2to41 | 6 | electrifiedair: TIFU by telling my supervisors that my go-to weekend activity is the internet
So just to get the record straight, I am an extremely outdoorsy and active person, I enjoy camping, hiking, going to the beach, and basically if someone asks me if I want to go exploring somewhere, I'll probably say yes if it'... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1416030573 | 1416038585 | t3_2mcwig | t5_2to41 | 4 | whynotwarp10: TIFU by buying my 8 year old some slime.
TIFU by buying my 8 year old son some slime.
So, my son has been asking for slime for about a month. I promised him that I would buy him slime if he brought home 10 happy faces on two of his weekly retorts from school.
Today he brought the tenth happy face, and... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1416032974 | 1416034119 | t3_2mczg2 | t5_2to41 | 9 | ssjammin: TIFU by catching a taxi.
Last night, as i was in a taxi on the way home from a club, a route i normally walk (2 hours walk when drunk) my cab driver hit a koala which he had ample amount of time to stop for. I yelled at him for not slowing down because i knew if i could see the koala while drunk from ages awa... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1416031990 | 1416152001 | t3_2mcy85 | t5_2to41 | 17 | accidentalbuttgrab: TIFU by accidentally grabbing my friend/co-worker's butt
A little back story: I've known my friend since 2011. She is really awesome and cool, and dating one of my old high school buddies. She got me this job I'm currently working at and she is one of my best friends.
Anyway, today, me and her were... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1416038240 | 1416039461 | t3_2md4yg | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally taking an advanced-level pole dance class.
A little bit of background: Last winter-ish I took some classes at this pole studio. Recently the place emailed me with a survey (mostly about why I hadn't gone back and what could they do to improve, etc.) and offered me a week of free classes ... | 3 | 10 | |
1416035646 | 1416074562 | t3_2md2de | t5_2to41 | 20 | danesz: TIFU by hanging out with my Ex Girlfriend
Well a little bit of background.. Been seeing this lady since late July, broke up with her a few weeks back for various reasons. We met randomly when I was sitting outside smoking a cigarette at a bar, bit of a mess at that point since I had walked out of my job an hou... | 5 | 4 | |
1416037517 | 1416125275 | t3_2md4ad | t5_2to41 | 42 | neekfulloffun: TIFU I poured 5 gallons of water into my boat's fuel tank
I have a sail boat. Nothing too fancy. My wife and kids love going out on it. This Saturday we invited some friends to join us. I knew the water tank was getting low so I brought 5 gallons with me. We were all on board and before leaving I insiste... | 5 | 8.4 | |
1416042527 | 1416043666 | t3_2md8mu | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: [TIFU] about my entire life...
Hey guys,
at first my story should start with 'Yesterday I Fucked Up', because all started yesterday in the morning. Btw i'm male (17) from germany and you're not allowed to drive a car alone before you are 18 yrs old.
After I had my first time sex with my girlfriend 2 days a... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1416044315 | 1416085905 | t3_2mda5e | t5_2to41 | 119 | PettingSandysCat: TIFU by abusing an innocent woman over the phone.
So I recently took a trip from Hamilton to Christchurch. For those that aren't aware, Hamilton and Christchurch are both cities in New Zealand, however they exist on two separate islands which makes catching a plane the most convenient way of travellin... | 4 | 29.75 | |
1416045697 | 1416088437 | t3_2mdbag | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by ask for sex and walking around with an erection
[deleted]: Are you Tommy Wiseau?
splashvpn: That's me! How much is it? Hi doggy.
[deleted]: You're my favorite customer...
| 4 | 1.5 | |
1416049436 | 1416108230 | t3_2mde67 | t5_2to41 | 14 | danishboy1337: TIFU by eating 5 months old parmesan cheese.
I was an idiot and didn't read the rules, so my post got deleted, cause these posts are only allowed in the weekend, so..here it is again.
(This actually didn't happen today, pls no kill op)
We were having lasagna for dinner, I grabbed that can of parmesan... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1416050060 | 1416076514 | t3_2mdeoi | t5_2to41 | 7,339 | sorrylilsis: TIFU by screwing my sister's future roomates
This particular TIFU is a delayed action TIFU since it started this summer and exploded in my face yesterday.
I decided to join my sister for a few days of vacation in our family home. My sister had invited half a dozen of her college friends at the house, most... | 11 | 667.181818 | |
1416054659 | 1416071356 | t3_2mdiis | t5_2to41 | 11 | Altaccount20671: TIFU because of momvember
I taught it it would be a festive thing for me to send a snapchat for movember to my American friend. Being the funny guy I am I came up with a great idea. I'm Australian and I thaught why not add a down under style twist. I had not shaved my pubes in quite a while so it was l... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1416050256 | 1416118148 | t3_2mdeud | t5_2to41 | 8 | 5yearfriend: TIFU by asking a girl how much she trusts me
Obviously on a throwaway account.
5 years ago, I started working at this job. It's shift works and open 24/7. There are between 5 to 13 people working at any given time. Definitely not the best job in the world, but it has landed me a few true friends and my be... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1416055571 | 1416060705 | t3_2mdjb2 | t5_2to41 | 19 | themastersgrnddsgn: TIFU by hiding something from my wife... Again
So a little background: I am a recovering addict who suffers from chronic pain. In attempting to treat said pain without using opiates or even the nsaids I have become intolerant to due to stomach issues, I purchased some kratom in the hopes it may of... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1416056342 | 1416098993 | t3_2mdk0o | t5_2to41 | 4,575 | [deleted]: TIFU By cumming in my girlfriends mouth. (NSFW)
First post on TIFU.
So this happened when I was a teenager, maybe 18. I had been dating this girl for a couple of years and we had a well established sex life. BUT, One thing she would absolutely not let me do is jizz in her mouth. I respected her wish and un... | 10 | 457.5 | |
1416058505 | 1416321214 | t3_2mdm6v | t5_2to41 | 4,960 | Myideasreallysuck: TIFU by vacuuming my anus
This actually happened this afternoon. Not very much backstory needed for this one, however I guess I should explain myself.
Firstly - I'm lactose intolerant. Really badly lactose intolerant. If I have cheese, whey, pretty much anything with milk solids in it, I'll start b... | 13 | 381.538462 | |
1416059343 | 1416061061 | t3_2mdn18 | t5_2to41 | 34 | DeedleDo: TIFU BY WEARING A SUPER SHORT DRESS TO A PARTY
So the other day it was my birthday and I had a pretty big booze budget. I go all out on all sorts of stuff and I'm having this party round my house. It was just friends - no family- and I had this really cute dress on. Anyway the next morning some people had cra... | 5 | 6.8 | |
1416058279 | 1416170352 | t3_2mdlys | t5_2to41 | 399 | penguin_pancakes: TIFU by telling my Granny when and where I was having a job interview.
So this didn't actually happen today, but happened this past Wednesday.
A little background info: On Tuesday night I had called my Granny to talk and also to tell her I would be in her neighbourhood on Wednesday for a job intervi... | 7 | 57 | |
1416058315 | 1416108958 | t3_2mdm07 | t5_2to41 | 95 | UnluckyIrishman: TIFU by literally scaring the shit out of my dog.
It was my dad actually. I got a brand new puppy, was super stoked, and wanted to show him off to my parents. So I take him over to my parents' place, he is adorable, super playful, and my family are dog people, so, naturally, they love him. Crowley, my ... | 4 | 23.75 | |
1416061413 | 1416148996 | t3_2mdpc8 | t5_2to41 | 97 | ToyingWithCorsets: TIFU by legally masturbating
The post below was posted during the week (Tuesday) as I forgot that /r/TIFU has a band on sex posts during the week.
So this happened a couple of hours ago, as per the conditions of /r/TIFU. I'm about to start hormone replacement therapy and since I want the option of h... | 7 | 13.857143 | |
1416062359 | 1416071062 | t3_2mdqes | t5_2to41 | 110 | [deleted]: TIFU by logging into at my ex's Facebook.
I have had his login for years ever since he used my computer back when we first started dating. We were together for seven years, but really hadn't been happy since the first two. He dumped me on my birthday while I was still drunk from the night before. No closure ... | 6 | 18.333333 | |
1416061564 | 1416072176 | t3_2mdphu | t5_2to41 | 15 | strangemotives: TIFU by not checking ALL my voicemails
Let me give a bit of history, my golden retriever gets out of this house quite a bit at night, it's a house full of teenage girls who are often too busy staring at their phones when they go out the door to pay attention to what he's doing.... but he's a sweet dog i... | 10 | 1.5 | |
1416066196 | 1416069365 | t3_2mdvee | t5_2to41 | 11 | Dystop-ian: TIFU by sleeping with my ex-fiance
This happened last weekend at my buddies birthday party.
So last Saturday my buddies wife threw him a surprise birthday party. My ex was there because my buddy happened to marry my ex's older sister. So I guess he'd be like an ex-brother in law? Anyway. My ex and I us... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1416066260 | 1416069562 | t3_2mdvhc | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to my highschool football game fucked up
A usual Friday after school events was happening on the very brisk afternoon yesterday. We planned on hanging out and getting fucked up until later where we would all go to the high school football game. Now there was a little drinking happening during t... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1416062731 | 1416070574 | t3_2mdquf | t5_2to41 | 25 | closetpooper: Tifu: by sleepwalking for the first time
Let me start by saying, tequila does some crazy messed up shit to me. So I've had acouple of drinks, nothing too crazy, then head to sleep. Now as far as I know, I've never been a sleep walker. Except, last night I woke up, taking the most embarrassing #2 I've ever... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1416067368 | 1416128156 | t3_2mdx2a | t5_2to41 | 31 | Ryozonbi: TIFU: by farting in my dreams.
So, this just happened a few minutes ago, half asleep typing this out on y phone, so I'm sorry for typos.
I was having a weird dream, and well, in the middle of it, I felt the need to rip one.
It was taking a while in dream land, and therefor, I needed to push, so.. I ended ... | 5 | 6.2 | |
1416069102 | 1416072827 | t3_2mdzlo | t5_2to41 | 25 | widdlebuddy: TIFU by taking a shit at an off-site visit during work
TIFU (yesterday) by taking a long, complicated shit during work. I'm an investment advisor, white collar and all that, and I was invited to speak at a benefit luncheon in Houston where I work, from a major maritime shipping company at their office. M... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1416071321 | 1416080482 | t3_2me30r | t5_2to41 | 259 | Wetdreamthrwaway: TIFU by sharing I had a wet dream
So this is still ongoing...so Im just gonna dive in.
I live in this town with a college with a radio program (which is just internet streaming, honestly), in which my buddy is apart of. They allow the students (and whatever guests, like me) to come in at any time and... | 4 | 64.75 | |
1416072554 | 1416073122 | t3_2me50r | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by masturbating in excess for the past several years.[NSFW]
Well, this fuck-up happened four days ago actually. It was Memorial Day, and I had a chance after school to be with my GF for several hours, and we would be seeing a movie later.
Well, we had about 6 hours to kill, so we decided to head ove... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1416072918 | 1416078354 | t3_2me5lz | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by not being able to fall asleep until after 4 a.m.
My sleeping schedule is so messed up, so I can never fall asleep at a normal time. I spent all night tossing and turning. My dad gets up for work at 4:30 a.m., well, this morning he got up around 4:00 a.m. instead. My parents assumed I was sleeping, an... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1416073245 | 1416147301 | t3_2me64o | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by snooping
So this happened last night. I snooped on my boyfriend's iPad and the results are not great. Mostly because I feel like I accidentally violated his trust, and my ego is bruised.
To explain. Last night after a few drinks I was ready for bed and he was still up working. I've been using his iP... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1416073726 | 1416075006 | t3_2me6xn | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: [PSA] When writing a post on TIFU, don't mention it happened years ago.
I don't really care when it happened, as long as it happened. Assuming or believing it happened today is much more pleasurable to read. When you wrote a TIFU and tell me "okay I'm 83 now and this happened when I was 9", it takes away fro... | 3 | 0 | |
1416083448 | 1416123126 | t3_2me7tq | t5_2to41 | 31 | Macc14: For purely scientific research, what ethnicity was he?
uui8457: …where did he live, work, eat and so on…
dankman13: social security number, bank information, bitcoin wallet, etc..
Sunfeaster: Blood type, shoe size, anal circumference...
COCK_MURDER: Serial number, how tall he is, whether or not he has any disea... | 5 | 6.2 | |
1416074578 | 1416136082 | t3_2me8cn | t5_2to41 | 71 | johwell: TIFU by having unprotected sex with a hooker.
I'm not posting this here so everyone can tell me how much of an idiot I am. I had figured that part out myself.
Well, no great story starts with someone being sober. I went drinking with a couple of my friends and had a little too much to drink.
So after leavi... | 4 | 17.75 | |
1416070263 | 1416110854 | t3_2me1cr | t5_2to41 | 5 | wakaba: TIFU by making a search engine friendly personal blog for my crush.
Not exactly today but from several months back. I've been pining on this one girl for over a year now. We've been talking through Facebook, then I soon after I got her number, then eventually we met in person which was followed with other dinne... | 7 | 0.714286 | |
1416074782 | 1416097045 | t3_2me8o4 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: Tifu by experimenting sexually.
Well this happened a few months ago, but I've been suppressing it due to the cringe I constantly feel with just the thought of it.
So, I had been dabbling a little bit with an online dating site. I was in a new city and just trying to put myself out there. I'd gone on a few ... | 8 | 1.75 | |
1416075336 | 1416077220 | t3_2me9n0 | t5_2to41 | 4 | aarghwhy: TIFU by being that crazy girl, well after I thought I had ended that.
I never know when I'm going to have feelings for somebody. Pretty standard, right? I met a guy online, knew it was only going to be an FWB situation and was okay with that. I don't know if I should have been, but I was. I'm busy. He's busy.... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1416075559 | 1416618528 | t3_2mea0f | t5_2to41 | 3 | dozz1992: TIFU by having a tickle war.
So, this started a few days ago, but we weren't sure of the full consequences until today.
So, my lovely gf decides this past Tuesday, that she's going to start tickling me, which is a huge no-no seeing as I'm very ticklish. And so naturally, I tickle her back and laughter ensues... | 3 | 1 | |
1416074823 | 1416121752 | t3_2me8qx | t5_2to41 | 23 | walshy9587: TIFU by letting my gf zip up my Jeans.
Okay so this happen when I was 18 years old.
I was driving my gf home from my house at around 11:00 PM. We weren't left alone all night and I was horny! So she decided to give me road head. I lived in a rural town, so no other cars were on the road at that time. The ... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1416077283 | 1416082305 | t3_2med11 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting caught buying Plan B.
Over this past summer I began working at a hardware store where I met a very cute cashier. Fast forward some time and we soon began to hook up.
On this particular day of the TIFU, the cute cashier, we’ll call her Megan, came over after working a morning shift at the har... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1416081385 | 1416144882 | t3_2mejvi | t5_2to41 | 118 | Kafukaesque: TIFU by being sleepy after sex. [Nsfw]
So this happened a few days ago just after midnight in the wee-est hours of the morning.
First some background. I've had a lot of work piling up recently, and this particular night I was working late just from the kitchen table. Because I'd been so busy, it had been ... | 6 | 19.666667 | |
1416076206 | 1416083440 | t3_2meb77 | t5_2to41 | 17 | WizKid_: TIFU by trying to not get shit on my floor
I woke up and went to take the dog to do his business outside. He takes a piss and then takes shit on the lawn. But my dog has started a new stunt where he kicks his back legs to cover his shit with grass. Well this morning he was a little to close to his shit and dra... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1416082969 | 1416095506 | t3_2memhj | t5_2to41 | 37 | woozylion: TIFU by banging a girl who thought I was my friend
SometimesRhymes: You still fucked her after knowing she thought you were someone else? That's shady, dude
ButFirstLetMeShaco: > After a few minutes my hands started to wander and she wasn't opposed to it so I banged her. Afterwards we were talking and ... | 5 | 7.4 | |
1416085391 | 1416310163 | t3_2meqpj | t5_2to41 | 4 | SgtDudi: TIFU by drinking too much
So two years ago I got invited to a birthdayparty. **A little backstory** **before I begin:** When I consume chicken and drink alcohol it doesn't go really well.
Now me and some friends hung out at my friends place 3 hours before we would take the bus to the party. I had bought 6 bee... | 4 | 1 | |
1416086446 | 1416087584 | t3_2meshl | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by ripping up a dollar bill.
so i told my friend to do the cinnamon challenge for 1 dollar, so he does it, and you know how cinnamon makes dries your saliva? after he did it he spit out the cinnamon and was pointing to his mouth signalling that he wanted water. me being a great friend, i get a bottle of... | 3 | 1 | |
1416086038 | 1416087687 | t3_2merty | t5_2to41 | 6 | walfredo_primavera: TIFU by wearing women's clothing by accident
I would like to preface all of this by saying that I am not now, nor have I ever been, intolerant of gays and I really hope my story in no way implies anything to the contrary.
So, this happened in my early 20's while I was in college. I was pretty brok... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1416085603 | 1416097790 | t3_2mer34 | t5_2to41 | 34 | CurriedFetus: TIFU by getting horny in the middle of cooking
So, I decided I will cook some food this weekend, I finally got some exotic meat and I was really eager to taste it. I get up early on a Saturday morning, chop the veggies, measure out the sauces for my secret recipe, and get to work.
I start cutting up the... | 8 | 4.25 | |
1416088058 | 1416622012 | t3_2mev6z | t5_2to41 | 242 | FilmedForMyStepdad: TIFU by making a porn for my stepdad
Okay, a little backstory. Back when I lived with my stepdad (my mom has long since left him), he installed a security system in the house. Much to my privacy-appreciating dismay, he installed four cameras inside the house as well as four outside (the four outside... | 6 | 40.333333 | |
1416079784 | 1416107445 | t3_2meh82 | t5_2to41 | 14 | LennyFitz: TIFU by masturbating whilst my buddies slept in an adjacent room.
Hey guys, first post to Reddit, posting this from work because I just read a TIFU that reminded me of this! Like most TIFU's this didn't happen today, this happened about a year ago.
Anyways, I had some friends over late at night and we were ... | 9 | 1.555556 | |
1416089423 | 1416106963 | t3_2mexfj | t5_2to41 | 80 | EdvardXiu: TIFU by sending a girl I am dating on an acid trip
This F-Up is actually still occurring as I type...
I have been seeing this girl, J, for the past few months. It has been proceeding slowly but we do text quite a bit, even though I am not much of a texter. We were texting around 10ish this morning and she h... | 11 | 7.272727 | |
1416088212 | 1416175092 | t3_2mevg4 | t5_2to41 | 55 | alwaystacobell: TIFU by having Skype sex with my long-ish distance boyfriend NSFW
This just happened last night. I started typing this out and... well... You'll see...
My boyfriend and I live a couple hours apart. We don't get to see each other as much as we'd like, so we chat on Skype pretty regularly. I live with my... | 8 | 6.875 | |
1416088820 | 1416099707 | t3_2mewh6 | t5_2to41 | 6 | MooseSphincter: TIFU by Masturbating on the bathroom floor
So like many posts, this did not happen today. It was last week and I have been growing a pair of testicular reproduction devices so I could bring myself to post it. I can assure you this was the most awkward situation in my most unfortunate life.
To give cont... | 3 | 2 | |
1416087704 | 1416095355 | t3_2meumr | t5_2to41 | 14 | sunandmooning: TIFU by making a dildo
I've been blowing glass for the last month and half. Absolutely love it, such a great medium blah blah blah.
Today I was on my own for the majority of my studio time and trying to figure out how to make jellyfish and other sea critters. I started out with an organic shape which g... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1416088189 | 1416113619 | t3_2mevf0 | t5_2to41 | 115 | Hash_Is_Brown: TIFU: fapped in school with hand sanitizer
This happened today. So I was in the library of my college and I'm laying down reading and this gorgeous lady is directly in front of me searching for a book, I'm basically laying down with this impeccable view of this womans booty and she's wearing this incredi... | 6 | 19.166667 | |
1416090115 | 1416173108 | t3_2meyk3 | t5_2to41 | 2,364 | superderpman123: TIFU by using a penis pump
Throwaway account because of obvious reasons.
It was a typical day in November (just last week) and I felt extraordinarily kinky. My fiancee liked the idea of trying some new stuff, so off I go to the local adult store to pick up some new things.
Among the many items I pick... | 10 | 236.4 | |
1416091611 | 1416092228 | t3_2mf0xm | t5_2to41 | 14 | coriacea: TIFU by trying to be clever and speaking French to a French friend.
This happened about half an hour ago. I'm in England so it that was 10.30pm.
I knew that 'voulez-vous coucher avec moi' is asking someone if they want to sleep/go to bed with you and that the 'avec moi' is the specific 'with me' part. So I t... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1416088013 | 1416154320 | t3_2mev48 | t5_2to41 | 85 | jaminjamesp: TIFU by possibly ending my friends marriage with a prank herpes scare.
I think I may have (but hopefully not) ended a good friends marriage. Yesterday at work (we work together) he dropped his phone and shattered the screen. He didn't have a chance to swing by the ATT&T store yesterday, so today we wen... | 5 | 17 | |
1416058715 | 1416110265 | t3_2mdmeb | t5_2to41 | 11 | mbarakaya_hu: TIFU by head banging too passionately.
Yesterday I had a nostalgia trip by listening to the album "Reign In Blood" by Slayer for the first time in a few years. I started to get back into old habits somewhere during postmortem with a gentle head rock but couldn't overcome the power of raw '80s thrash metal... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1416094168 | 1416122962 | t3_2mf52v | t5_2to41 | 51 | dollarballer507: TIFU by erupting vomit on my dentist.
Yesterday, I had my semi-annual dental appointment with my usual dentist. I was also a bit nauseous from being slightlyyyy sick the night before, but I was confident in my abilities to handle the appointment just fine, so I didn't mention it to my dentist.
About ... | 3 | 17 | |
1416094148 | 1416286244 | t3_2mf51s | t5_2to41 | 4 | Deragus: TIFU, by talking to a friend on the phone while taking a crap.
TIFU by taking a crap and talking to a friend on the phone, at my mother's house. I have done this numerous times before, so I didn't think too much of it. Being a male and talking to another male, I like to crack a lot of fart/crap jokes while I'... | 4 | 1 | |
1416094751 | 1416146549 | t3_2mf60f | t5_2to41 | 10 | annikonda: TIFU by pushing a shopping cart full of groceries down an escalator.
ok so my mom did the physical pushing of the cart, but in playing witness to the event and not stopping it, it is also my fuck up! my mom and i were shopping at target, and got a lot of groceries and other stuff. we had family from out of t... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1416094102 | 1416103984 | t3_2mf4yz | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting caught looking at porn (in class)
So to set the scene of this fuck up, I am currently studying Technology & Design in school along with a few other subjects. In Technology we are learning about and attempting to redesign an existing product of our choice. To get to grips and understand mo... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1416096052 | 1416208082 | t3_2mf877 | t5_2to41 | -1 | [deleted]: TIFU by almost walking to Canada
A few years ago I became friends with a girl, lets call her Yasmin. I don't get to see Yasmin very much because her parents always have her on lockdown and absolutely do not trust her with boys. A few days ago we made plans to sneak out and go hang out near an ice skating ... | 6 | -0.166667 | |
1416096607 | 1416097668 | t3_2mf94e | t5_2to41 | 4 | EroticCake: TIFU by making highly alcoholic cocktails.
So I was having people around last night and making cocktails with Bacardi 151 as well as the occasional cocktail with 95% pure rectified spirit.
Anyway, we were sitting down drinking and without thinking I started playing with my lighter....
Aaaaaand my hand lit... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1416096191 | 1416190689 | t3_2mf8fs | t5_2to41 | 609 | FGMH: TIFU by smoking cannabis and drinking wine with an 81 year old Danish man.
Background- 2 months ago I was backpacking through Northern Europe and when I was in Copenhagen I stayed with a woman who was friends with my dad in college. Laurie and her husband James make a good living and James is a bit of a wine afic... | 6 | 101.5 | |
1416097873 | 1416113396 | t3_2mfb1f | t5_2to41 | 5 | _Decimation: TIFU by pissing in my snowpants
This wasn't today, more like ~6 years ago. I was about 4-6 years old. So I was at skiing practice. We are going up a magic carpet which goes up the entire mountain.
I go up a couple times and I decide I really, really need to piss. I tell my intructor I need to go to the ba... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1416099684 | 1416357803 | t3_2mfds1 | t5_2to41 | 27 | throwawayyouguys: TIFU by accidentally sexting my brother-in-law. [NSFW]
This happened last night but still noteworthy.
My sister is ten years older than me. We never really got along. She was quite jealous of me being better with boys than her but thankfully she settled down with her first boyfriend (at 29 years ol... | 13 | 2.076923 | |
1416100707 | 1416154940 | t3_2mffb7 | t5_2to41 | 41 | [deleted]: TIFU by opening my mobile browser during the Friday prayers at my local Masjid (Islamic version of a Church).
edit.
KeiseiAESkyliner: Well,English word for Masjid is a mosque. That was rather unfortunate,brother.
tisuthrowaway: Oh, I never even knew that. This entire time I thought Mosque was the short form ... | 5 | 8.2 | |
1416101614 | 1416117761 | t3_2mfgot | t5_2to41 | 12 | Captain_Hindgrinder: TIFU by trying to cure constipation with weapons grade chicken.
Tifu
Here's my tale of misery whilst driving the porcelain school bus.
This tale starts not from vomiting but instead from constipation. I'd been plugged up like I'd been cramming my ass with concrete and walnut husks for the last 5... | 4 | 3 | |
1416098855 | 1416138472 | t3_2mfcjq | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by not seeing a girl show interest in me.
This one, as many others, did not happen today but a few years ago. It was at a time I was still in a boarding-school. After me and my two friends got into trouble my friends got expelled and I ended up all alone.
So one day I sit this like wide chairs in front... | 3 | 1 | |
1416102037 | 1416111418 | t3_2mfhax | t5_2to41 | 2 | Monster_island_czar: TIFU by projecting my work stress on to my wife
I've had a really long work week and I had to stay a bit later at work today. After work I was planned on meeting my wife and daughter at a nearby park for Family photos. My wife showed up like thirty minutes late and it bugged me because I just wante... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1416102611 | 1416103233 | t3_2mfi51 | t5_2to41 | 30 | gbkfire: TIFU by getting high and making my house catch on fire
I'm a 16 year old kid, and I like to smoke pot. It's pretty cold where I live, so I prefer to smoke indoors, but I can only do so when my parents aren't home.
So my parents just left to go run some errands, and they left me at home so that I can do some "... | 3 | 10 | |
1416101342 | 1416178124 | t3_2mfgac | t5_2to41 | 291 | enjois: TIFU by giving my vagina another hole.
I feel the need to get this out there, since I've seen so many fuck ups that pit mine to shame for the most part. So with the help of my friend tequila, i will share the story of my fuckup that happened some 9 years ago. Sorry for any typos, I'm drunk. Anyway, this happene... | 6 | 48.5 | |
1416099256 | 1416117580 | t3_2mfd65 | t5_2to41 | 19 | ThePizzaMan77: TIFU by trying to install Ubuntu
First TIFU post here we go... This happened less than an hour ago.
So as the title suggests I wanted to install Ubuntu on my PC just to mess around with it and learn a little bit about Linux. I wanted to install it; so what do you know? I started to install it. The first... | 8 | 2.375 | |
1416104206 | 1416107488 | t3_2mfkj9 | t5_2to41 | 24 | HarryPotter5777: TIFU [Meta] Could we have a "proof" tag?
I'm not opposed to the posts here that are fake - it provides a lot of interesting content and the stories can be fun to read. For me, though, I'd find it useful to sort by posts with a "proof" flair and read through TIFUs that because of photo or video evidence... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1416105302 | 1416107180 | t3_2mfm33 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by recognizing a painting on my [f]riend's wall.......
One of my female friends is ridiculously attractive, but we are entirely platonic. We've been close friends for a few years now. She's in a relationship and so am I, but that doesn't stop us from getting together a few times a month to nerd out on t... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1416106463 | 1416128500 | t3_2mfnq5 | t5_2to41 | 13 | destroier07: TIFU playing rock in class while everyone loves pop, electro,etc
So yeh essentially what the title says some context: we were on music class and we were supposed to play something we like from our phones well most of my mates played some rap, electro, etc well straight to the point i dished out back in bla... | 12 | 1.083333 | |
1416108104 | 1416127780 | t3_2mfq2f | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU by not punching a grandmother in the face when I had the chance.
Really quick back story first.
I have a very long fuse. It takes quite a lot to get me to snap, so if I ever do… It’s in a big way.
If you live in Australia, you know that you are pretty much have five main stores for buying everyday norm... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1416111570 | 1416134482 | t3_2mfv29 | t5_2to41 | 9 | aguyandhiscomputer: TIFU, I wasted a free Redbox rental on Transformers: Age of Extinction.
I'm so ashamed of myself. Didn't know it was a 2:45 hour long snore fest. Fast forwarded just to get to the end. Popping in Transcendence. Hopefully I won't be writing a second post.
digitchecker: You're going to regret Transce... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1416111956 | 1416115148 | t3_2mfvle | t5_2to41 | 19 | danbakitus: TIFU by not listening to the Walmart cashier.
So today I went to Walmart. As I was checking out I saw a bag of beef jerky from a company I had never hear of before, but it was chilli lime flavor. I love chilli lime flavored anything, so naturally I grab the bag.
I get up to the counter and the guy behind t... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1416112979 | 1416114683 | t3_2mfwxq | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by kissing my best friend
This actually happened yesterday at my High School Football. So before the game, my and my friends got really drunk, and smoked a couple blunts. I arrive at the game, I'm having fun. One of my friends decides to stand next to me and I said yeah why not. My friend that sat next ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1416110730 | 1416123338 | t3_2mftvu | t5_2to41 | 30 | Lostinuniverse: TIFU by trying to show my cat who's boss.
My cat was super happy when i got home from work about an hour ago. sat on my bed while food heated, she was having none of my internet shenanigans.
so i pet her and went back to work with her in my lap, a few minutes later i hear this weird sucking sound, my ... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1416114290 | 1416115223 | t3_2mfyoo | t5_2to41 | 8 | Foo_Fighter_Fan: TIFU by being an insensitive jerk :(
Let me start by saying, I've been dating my gf for about 3-4 months now. The relationship has been mostly good, but ever since she switched from the (birth control) shot to the pill, she hasn't been craving sex all that much. So we hung out at my place last night, a... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1416114674 | 1416192331 | t3_2mfz9k | t5_2to41 | 809 | Byawaworhtymsiht: TIFU by finally letting him in my pants [NSFW]
I've been seeing a guy I really like for about two months. He's a bit older than me, incredibly smart, sweet and super funny. He feels completely out of my league and whenever he's around I get so nervous I can hardly formulate sentences. I had a crush on... | 9 | 89.888889 | |
1416115080 | 1416152340 | t3_2mfzrc | t5_2to41 | 2 | loganm98: TIFU by trying to drive my car on fresh snow
Today, me and my friends decided to come to my house, to hang out. Shortly after they came, it started to snow. Road conditions became horrible, and people were getting into accidents. I thought that I would be able to drive through the slick roads to pick up anoth... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1416115975 | 1416192706 | t3_2mg0vl | t5_2to41 | 566 | amandapandananer: TIFU by trying to hide a homeless man's sobriety plant from my supervisor
So I work at a homeless shelter overnight. When it gets below 38*, we open our lobby to people who would otherwise sleep on the streets (there aren't enough shelter beds in my city).
So this guy has been coming for a few days ... | 9 | 62.888889 | |
1416118584 | 1416121698 | t3_2mg3xs | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU By Fingering A Vagina
So I invited a female friend over to go swimming in my building
We are in the pool having a blast and decide to go to the Sauna.
As we enter the Sauna we start talking about sex.
I end up fingering her and we both feel guilty as I have a girlfriend.
I decide to tell my girlfrie... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1416119894 | 1416121725 | t3_2mg5dr | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying anal for the first time [NSFW]
whand: > Hella
> New Jersey
Gonna call fake.
batcountry: Like halfpage into his overview he says he lives in Washington and procceds to talk about the seahawks.... calling troll on this one...
Rudas_Iskariot: I called troll at the second hella
batcountr... | 6 | 2 | |
1416119504 | 1416157415 | t3_2mg4yu | t5_2to41 | 4 | Robotnick_: TIFU By accidentally washing trash...
So today I was cleaning up and I was cleaning up the house. When mid-way putting the dishes into the wash and I didn't realize that I put the empty Alfredo bottle into the shower. So about 30 minutes later I finished putting away the dishes, we had a lot of dishes, and ... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1416154353 | 1416162783 | t3_2mg6my | t5_2to41 | 7 | myboreduser: Umm.. synthetic cannabinoids will affect your tolerance to pot (raise it), and as most (used recreationally) are stronger than than the cannabinoids found in pot they'll affect it even more.
qwerty2099: you made up that word didn't you
myboreduser: ?
qwerty2099: > cannabinoids
myboreduser: [huh?](htt... | 7 | 1 | |
1416121580 | 1416190098 | t3_2mg73g | t5_2to41 | 4 | lilith_layil: TIFU got hickeys from one night stand and fooled my bf into thinking they were marks from a gym machine
A couple of years ago I was with my then-new boyfriend and I had to travel interstate. Upon arrival I went out with a few friends whom I know there locally. We came to one of their houses and the other ... | 4 | 1 | |
1416122516 | 1416122810 | t3_2mg801 | t5_2to41 | 6 | throwaway50259: TIFU by not locking my washroom door
USING THROW AWAY ACCOUNT BECAUSE MY FRIENDS KNOW MY REDDIT ACCOUNT
FLASHBACK - About a week ago, I pranked my brother when he was showering. He has this really bad habit of having his door open while showering. He's grade 5 so I don't have a problem with it for his ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1416121085 | 1416187532 | t3_2mg6me | t5_2to41 | 102 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving my tabs open.
I am a lesbian and have a wife who I live with; every morning I will wake up a but before her to spend some time playing a "guilty pleasure" game called Toontown until she wakes up. In Toontown, you combat robots with weapons known as "gags"; in order to better your gags, you ne... | 4 | 25.5 | |
1416167100 | 1416273286 | t3_2mg8nb | t5_2to41 | 5 | i_forgot_my_towel: Hey Qwerty, everybody is entitled to their own opinion, but I'm going to have to respond to this message with a great big FUCK YOU, YOU ARE WHAT IS WRONG WITH RAPE CULTURE.
As a professional psychologist, let me break down exactly what is wrong with your post, and why I hope it makes it to the fro... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1416123937 | 1416180490 | t3_2mg9bx | t5_2to41 | 67 | [deleted]: TIFU by rebounding hard and ending up with a torn vagina
Broke up with a boyfriend a couple of weeks ago. Keeping myself busy so accepted an invitation from an old friend to hang out and have a few drinks. We have always had sexual tension so I knew that we would hook up.
Fast forward a few hours and a few ... | 6 | 11.166667 | |
1416126244 | 1416175756 | t3_2mg9rr | t5_2to41 | -6 | Bodegaz: The problem is that I have been talking to a few girls on facebook. They all saw my "likes". That really fucked my game up and I had NO IDEA. Like, they saw me liking all these slutty girls' pics.
Barry_McKackiner: you know you can set it so your likes and comments do not show up on your wall.
Bodegaz: It does... | 3 | -2 | |
1416125154 | 1416125785 | t3_2mgael | t5_2to41 | 8 | tmntrocks: TIFU By getting the only good student teacher fired (slightly NSFW)
Throwaway,cuz obvious. To give you some background, my Engineering course is mostly lead by student teachers. That being said half of them had no idea what they were doing, and the other half were too over bearing and strict. This semester t... | 3 | 2.666667 |
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