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1416126349 | 1416140578 | t3_2mgbe8 | t5_2to41 | 39 | icegirl__: TIFU by letting my boyfriend pour ice water on me.
So I was watching football at my boyfriends and since I've been so worn out with work and school and it was getting late I fell asleep. I woke up and realized it was time for me to go home and we began to say our goodbyes for the night. All of a sudden he go... | 7 | 5.571429 | |
1416126711 | 1416152538 | t3_2mgboh | t5_2to41 | 94 | CRBrownBeast: TIFU by telling my dad what happened in Mexico
So, some back story. It's going to be long but it's worth it. Promise.
4 years ago, I was almost 19. My dad was also getting married in 2 weeks. So, he and his friend "blackout", decided "Lets go to Rocky Point for a bachelor party!". My dad also took the... | 6 | 15.666667 | |
1416126697 | 1416141500 | t3_2mgbo5 | t5_2to41 | 7 | FUZZINAT0R: TIFU by looking through a run down cheese factory.
Nothing real spectacular, but still fucked up and interesting.
So my buddies and I were riding our longboards around a quite country town filled with hills. The town is just about dead silent as we're cruising around the place hitting hills and having a ch... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1416127292 | 1416183120 | t3_2mgc5u | t5_2to41 | 3 | deathofaeris: TIFU by never cleaning my apartment.
Today I fucked up by never cleaning my apartment. My girlfriend of about 2 months was helping me clean my apartment before my parents came over because it is a pigsty and my mother hates that I "live in filth"
So as we are cleaning she pulls away my sectional to clea... | 3 | 1 | |
1416127095 | 1416157433 | t3_2mgbzi | t5_2to41 | 41 | VinnieWilson02: TIFU By Sticking My Dick In Bat Shit Crazy...
Well it wasn't today, but it is still a major fuck up, that I am currently going through. I was dating this chick we will call her Emma, and she was all kinds of bat shit crazy, she had been to a mental hospital for depression, she had frequent panic attacks... | 7 | 5.857143 | |
1416128153 | 1416129232 | t3_2mgct8 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by hiding my feelings
So I'm fwb with a girl and things were starting to get serious. So we are walking to my car and she asks me on a date. I said sure as friends...not knowing she also had feelings for me. Yeah my chance at getting a girlfriend is gone. She's embarrassed and I'm mad at myself.
Throwa... | 4 | 3 | |
1416128792 | 1416167133 | t3_2mgdao | t5_2to41 | 260 | whosolisttohunt: TIFU by not sitting next to my date at the movie theatre
Here is the story about the one and only date I've ever been on.
My date and I were late to the movie theatre. Just before entering the theatre, I went to the [washroom](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/washroom) since there is nothing worse than ... | 10 | 26 | |
1416128956 | 1416129704 | t3_2mgdfp | t5_2to41 | 29 | NeetorrOfPripyat: TIFU by putting moisturizer on my face and now my face is basically falling off
Get ready for a long one, folks.
To start, let's have some background info on me: I'm a pretty healthy teenager guy, I think. I have eczema, which is just this skin condition that makes my skin all dry every once in a... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1416134833 | 1416938854 | t3_2mghwl | t5_2to41 | 16 | hockysa: TIFU by fingering my girlfriend
So I was at a party with my missus and her friends in the city. Party is pretty lame and I didn't really feel like socialising with her friends so I tell her I'm going to go outside for a bit and have a smoke.
While I'm outside I remember friends told me awhile ago about this r... | 9 | 1.777778 | |
1416137408 | 1416140429 | t3_2mgjux | t5_2to41 | 4 | the_last_gingernut: TIFU by posting a seemingly harmless photo on Reddit
So basically, me and some other kids in my class bought our teacher a Segway because as most of Reddit pointed out that's what apparently rich kids do. And well, we found out that's bad for our teacher so we did what good students do and took it d... | 4 | 1 | |
1416136602 | 1416215918 | t3_2mgj76 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU my relationship based on my views on depression
heya, long time lurker, first time posting anything and plan to throwaway this acc later, anyway, i screwed up my relationship with two sentences but i'll tell you a bit of back story and my views on depression itself.
For me, depression was essientially... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1416137624 | 1416140908 | t3_2mgk1d | t5_2to41 | 12 | NotoriousDavid: TIFU: Sprayed Body spray on my ass
So my booty was stinking so I thought maybe a spray of old spice body spray would help. I squatted down and sprayed a little in my ass. And now it burns like hell
LukeInTheSkyWith: I would like to see macho commercials about that type of use.
Beancounts1: imagine terry... | 3 | 4 | |
1416142731 | 1416166217 | t3_2mgnz7 | t5_2to41 | 103 | lenientreformist: TIFU by using my phone as a vibrator and getting it stuck up there before a big audition
So last night I feeling pretty horny and whilst my usual stuff sorts me out, I needed something to take things to the next level. I'd read online recently on some dodgy websites about how some household items coul... | 6 | 17.166667 | |
1416143677 | 1416201085 | t3_2mgotz | t5_2to41 | 12 | lumberjack225: TIFU by letting my dick do the thinking
A good friends sister moved to our city from another province and he asked me and another mutual buddy to help move her in to her place. We agreed and go down to her place, meet her for the first time, and proceed to move her in. She has an instant attraction to ot... | 4 | 3 | |
1416145485 | 1416148729 | t3_2mgqjn | t5_2to41 | 28 | BFGDoomer: TIFU, punched my girlfriend.
Hey reddit, I have a very serious problem. I’m fucking crying because of how stupid I am.
Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see start... | 9 | 3.111111 | |
1416145826 | 1416148525 | t3_2mgqv8 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Aridan: TIFU by having sex in our new house (NSFW)
This literally happened last night and I still feel like a putz for it but either way... here goes...
So myself and my wife decide that after two days of no sex, it's time to get down and dirty. Initially, I was going to wait until she took a shower, then take my show... | 3 | 2 | |
1416145548 | 1416317674 | t3_2mgqls | t5_2to41 | 2,692 | tetrameles: TIFU by spraying a spider with cleaning products
I am going to tell you the story of how what started as a simple shower ended in utter chaos.
It started like any Sunday afternoon. Wake up around 1, consume candy for breakfast, see what's on TV. A few minutes in I got bored and realized a needed a shower ... | 15 | 179.466667 | |
1416149057 | 1416217499 | t3_2mgu9p | t5_2to41 | -3 | Grocem2: TIFU getting caught exchanging nudes with a friend
So recently because all manor of things I've been so down borderline depressed, I thought flirting with a close friend of mine might help. Things got rather heated and some images and videos were exchanged and that brings me to last night.
My and my girlfrien... | 6 | -0.5 | |
1416153668 | 1416195727 | t3_2mh06m | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by being overly competitive.
This happened in sophomore year of high school and I still feel terrible about it. It was raining outside one day so the Phys Ed teacher said we should try to play some indoor soccer, unfortunately we had a pretty small gym in the school so we had to play with a small ball a... | 3 | 3 | |
1416151499 | 1416157471 | t3_2mgx93 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Animated-Timelord: TIFU by making a joke about disabled people.
Okay, let's get this over with.. This actually happened last week. Sorry.
So, for my Physical Education class we have a essay due, about our favourite sport, what their diet should be, our role models, simple stuff, right?
I was powering through it, armed ... | 4 | 2 | |
1416154585 | 1416247001 | t3_2mh1kc | t5_2to41 | 454 | [deleted]: TIFU by catching my brother cheating on his wife [NSFW]
This actually happened this past Friday, but here it is.
My younger brother and his wife live in the same townhouse/condo complex as myself and my partner (my partner and I are both male). Growing up, my brother and I were extremely close. As adults,... | 12 | 37.833333 | |
1416156131 | 1416159976 | t3_2mh3vd | t5_2to41 | 1 | BFGDoomer: TIFU, hit my boyfriend
Hey reddit, I have a very serious problem. I’m fucking crying because of how stupid I am. Okay, so my boyfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take him to a movie. He lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1416156520 | 1416165163 | t3_2mh4ez | t5_2to41 | 503 | PippinMoon: TIFU by pretty much poisoning my sister
So I'm a 17 year old boy who lives with his parents and sister. Me and my sister decide we wanted pancakes for breakfast usually its her who makes them but today I was like "You know what, I want to make". My sister was cool with it because it means she didn't have to... | 7 | 71.857143 | |
1416158173 | 1416202075 | t3_2mh6ze | t5_2to41 | 19 | tifureallybadly: TIFU really badly by waking up in the hospital
Note: This is far from a funny TIFU, and it'll be a giant wall of text because I'm still trying to sort my thoughts out. TL;DR at the bottom. Throwaway, and first post on Reddit.
Anyways, I'm finally feeling well enough to write this out and try to make ... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1416158781 | 1416167717 | t3_2mh7yh | t5_2to41 | 4 | Throwaway_nut: TIFU by telling a girl I'm still the same guy
This actually happened few hours ago. Let's start with a little backstory. There was a girl, that may or may not have heard me telling that I've began falling in love with her and she may or may not have told me that she feels the same way. There were some co... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1416160647 | 1416161616 | t3_2mhb0o | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by cheating on my girlfriend and the love of my life.
TIFU, and here's how the story goes. Me and one of my best friend's have a weird relationship. We sort of have feelings for each other, but we would never date or anything like that. But every now and then she does sneak over and we hang out a lot an... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1416161165 | 1416172760 | t3_2mhbww | t5_2to41 | 20 | MedicPigBabySaver: TIFU
Actually yesterday. [No words necessary](http://i.imgur.com/lN2iXPE.jpg)
Crash_Coredump: Looks like your car's denture fell out
MedicPigBabySaver: and pissed green
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1416163055 | 1416166003 | t3_2mhf2h | t5_2to41 | -1 | pimpboy711: TIFU by throwing a paper airplane in class and accideltally hitting my teacher in the ass with it.
This happened last Friday. I'm an 8th grader and I'm going to a private school. My teacher has always hated me. She always failed me, criticized me, and given me more detentions than I can count. It's partly m... | 3 | -0.333333 | |
1416163769 | 1416217533 | t3_2mhg9w | t5_2to41 | 73 | [deleted]: TIFU by failing to blow out candles before my girlfriend got home
TLDR: and now I'm engaged.
We talked. We were going to get engaged anyway. We shopped for rings today.
But, it feels terribly anti-climactic. So, help us write a better story. Bonus points for something that (only vaguely) references dair... | 3 | 24.333333 | |
1416163727 | 1416258765 | t3_2mhg7m | t5_2to41 | 7 | ThrowawayHomeWreck: TIFU by having sex with a girl who is in a 5 year relationship...
So here's the deal. About a month ago I met this gorgeous girl at a party. We didn't hit it off so well because apparently i was being a little jerk to her and on top of that I was drunk. I got her name, but not her number. So fast fo... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1416164720 | 1416169211 | t3_2mhi0s | t5_2to41 | 120 | [deleted]: TIFU Working at McDonalds
So I recently got a job a few weeks ago as a part time crew member for McDonald's, to help purchase equipment for college and things I want. Today I was working on the grill in the kitchen the crew trainer who was with me had to help out on drive-thru so I was alone. I got the order... | 5 | 24 | |
1416164923 | 1416277551 | t3_2mhiej | t5_2to41 | 480 | 4everchildish: TIFU by teaching my son to play "kick the can"
So last weekend my wife and I decide to do a little bit of Christmas shopping. Personally I think it's a little too early but with 2 small children (my son is 2 and my daughter 6 months) if we don't go early it won't get done. Well after 5 hours at our local... | 7 | 68.571429 | |
1416165822 | 1416171396 | t3_2mhk0s | t5_2to41 | 12 | fillgates: TIFU by attempting to kill a spider, an illustrated story
T_Dumbsford: I'm sorry, this isn't appropriate for /r/tifu.
fillgates: Which part, out of curiosity.
T_Dumbsford: Well, it's more the fact that it's not a text story. We don't really allow stories told through images.
fillgates: Is there a way to ci... | 8 | 1.5 | |
1416166131 | 1416284923 | t3_2mhkj3 | t5_2to41 | 380 | trompson: TIFU by joking that I was gay.
To preface this, I'm 23 and haven't had a girlfriend. I've been on a few dates here and there, but just haven't connected with anyone yet.
So today we went to a large sports bar and grill to eat and watch the Denver game, and I'm with a good friend, his family, and my entire f... | 7 | 54.285714 | |
1416167147 | 1416169980 | t3_2mhmbn | t5_2to41 | 3 | mosquitobaby: TIFU by trying to take a vacation.
I am an idiot.
My boyfriend and I are artists, we have never had a lot of money, and rarely get to travel, but we've been planning a trip for about a year to Bologna. He was invited as a guest at a comics festival so they were paying for everything, and all we'd have t... | 3 | 1 | |
1416168960 | 1416197912 | t3_2mhpit | t5_2to41 | 62 | dancing_elephants: TIFU by masturbating with the curtains open
I live on the third story of a very large house, so my window is very high up and there is nothing out there but my neighbors roof. I was feeling pretty frisky so I decided to get a quick jerk session in. Sat down in my office chair and got to it at my desk... | 4 | 15.5 | |
1416171655 | 1416222436 | t3_2mhuec | t5_2to41 | 128 | eggbertmuffin: TIFU by fake tanning my penis
Okay so this happened a few weeks ago but whatever.
So its a friday night and me and a couple mates go to this house party rave sort of thing. As this sort of event requires alot of energy me and my friends decide to drop some MDMA before the night to you know, have a good... | 7 | 18.285714 | |
1416179060 | 1416198262 | t3_2mi7dx | t5_2to41 | 18 | ExVirginInTraining: TIFU by underestimating the condom.
So I lost my virginity in the most awkard way. My doctor told me I should be having sex to help with my anxiety, so me and my boyfriend went to walmart and he bought spermicidal condoms and spermicide. I thought I didn't need to put extra lube, plus I didn't want ... | 7 | 2.571429 | |
1416179798 | 1416182427 | t3_2mi8mq | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by destroying 2 lives by cheating on my loving girlfriend
I've been going through a pretty mixed bag of emotions today and now that I'm finally a little settled I just wanted to get this off my chest.
Some context: I've been with a girl for about a year. She was amazing. We had our ups and our downs (a... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1416180765 | 1416264120 | t3_2miabh | t5_2to41 | 197 | not-that-again: TIFU by trying anal
This fuck-up has been brewing for a week but the true fuck-up happened today
due to an injury, I've been on strong painkillers recently. among many side effects of these wonderful painkillers is constipation.
I'd like to think I'm quite an adventurous woman in the bedroom, so durin... | 6 | 32.833333 | |
1416178239 | 1416252547 | t3_2mi5xp | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my best friend smoke after he drank
So my best friend of 12 years, we will call him Steve, came to visit me in my brand new condo that I just moved into about 200 miles from our hometown. Had a great couple days having him up at my new house and my roommate offered him beers. Steve has been k... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1416181161 | 1416226406 | t3_2mib1u | t5_2to41 | 88 | BlamelesslyShameless: TIFU by not seeing the roach in my towel
Let me start off by saying that I have very poor vision and I wear glasses most of the time. Obviously I can't wear them in the shower, so I don't see that well while showering. Well, I finished taking a shower and went to grab my towel. The towel slipped a... | 4 | 22 | |
1416182088 | 1416194438 | t3_2mico7 | t5_2to41 | 78 | [deleted]: TIFU by fighting with my girlfriend on Friday the 13th (This was a while ago, but only now do I feel okay enough to post it. Really long read, but please give it a chance)
So this past Friday the 13th (June 2014) I got off work at 11pm. My dumbass was selling smaller amounts of weed at the time because I lik... | 3 | 26 | |
1416179680 | 1416248627 | t3_2mi8g1 | t5_2to41 | 16 | phodougrapher: TIFU Christmas by taking my grandpa's electrical razor to shave my bush...for the first time ever.
I'm in 9th grade at the time, and am at my grandparents' with my family for Christmas. It is Christmas Eve and as I'm taking a piss, I realize I have what appears to be a mid-sized gerbil surrounding my pen... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1416182337 | 1416322389 | t3_2mid2n | t5_2to41 | -4 | cumontitsthrowaway: TIFU by cumming on my girlfriend's tits
buscemi100mm: Tits, sex and cum. This is going to the front page because reddit sucks balls.
sdfgh23456: Which is why we report it for being "centered around sexual content"
buscemi100mm: ni*ga fuck off the thread is dead and from a day ago nobody cares
sdfg... | 5 | -0.8 | |
1416181643 | 1416342294 | t3_2mibw9 | t5_2to41 | 6,066 | hotelcharlie22: TIFU by shaving my beard...
So for the past few years, because of my job, I've maintained a beard and long hair so as to kind of not have people immediately peg me for a soldier/cop. Well, I took a promotion recently, and it had been suggested that I lose the beard and start looking like someone importa... | 16 | 379.125 | |
1416178699 | 1416193377 | t3_2mi6qw | t5_2to41 | 16 | thatbrownboss: TIFU by snapping the wrong person..
So I read this subreddit pretty often and I get my kicks out of everyone elses TIFU but today is the day that you all either get to point and laugh at me or talk some sense into me.
My family is pretty spread out because we are latinos and none of my parents like to s... | 4 | 4 | |
1416181656 | 1416208207 | t3_2mibww | t5_2to41 | 30 | mystery_the_seahorse: TIFU by going for a run
Actually happened a few weeks ago but I didn't think it post it here. Over our schools fall break I decided it would be a good time to start working out again. I went for a run on an outdoor nature trail and everything was going pretty well until I went to pass a couple wa... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1416183838 | 1416183914 | t3_2mifq9 | t5_2to41 | 2 | lordflip: TIFU tonight by sleepwalking and pissing against a Ferrari in our underground garage
Ok, I'm pretty freaked out!
I smoked a lot of weed today and got pretty tired around two hours ago.
I remember laying down on the couch, feeling a little dizzy.
Next thing I know, I realize that my feet are getting wet.
I loo... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1416184940 | 1416237892 | t3_2mihka | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: By taking a few lines to a family b-day party
JusticeMitchTheJust: That's not so much a fuck up as a conscious decision to be a fuckwit.
llamallama-dingdong: Confirmed, I'm a fuckwit!
| 3 | 1 | |
1416185316 | 1416329057 | t3_2mii6y | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by stealing a homeless man's best friend.
This story begins with the ending of my night. In Barcelona, I did what any normal exchange student did on a Thursday night, I got shit hammered with my American friends and some random Canadiens.
I decided that I didn't want my night to end at 3 am, so I invite... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1416185452 | 1416186541 | t3_2miify | t5_2to41 | 7 | nightofthelivingnazi: TIFU.... by joining the mile high club... by myself
This didn't happen today... more like a month ago. I was on a long flight from tokyo coming back to L.A. that's when I fucked up, I was looking through my phone at the pictures I took from my trip, and there it was the picture of the one night st... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1416185749 | 1416191026 | t3_2miiyr | t5_2to41 | 112 | WhoLetNasusOut: TIFU by unintentionally refusing sex with a hot girl
This happened last Monday night, and I'm still literally hitting myself over it. I'll lead up to the actually fuck up with a short backstory. I was visiting my father who lives about 150 miles away from me until Tuesday. Naturally, I updated my tinder... | 5 | 22.4 | |
1416185240 | 1416191152 | t3_2mii22 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting a DUI
Well this happened a week ago now but I just mustered up the courage to write it...
I would like to start with the unfortunate truth that I didn't want to go out this particular evening. I was out with my buddy and we had started the night early by having 2 beers each. This occurred ov... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1416186242 | 1416226566 | t3_2miju3 | t5_2to41 | 4 | destroier07: TIFU gamer who likes rock and metal
Well essentially the last years of my life i've been talked and spoken as if i qas weird and thats true im fact real weird.
Context im a 15 year old male gamer who likes rock and metal that on its own land me in the category of weird people with even weirder tastes in my... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1416187672 | 1416190696 | t3_2mim8q | t5_2to41 | 3 | bustyanimebabies: TIFU by being sexually aroused by an Anime Model.
THROWAWAY!!!
Hey guys.
So something happened that I’m not really proud of…. for my birthday my sister got me an anime garage kit (which is basically this model you glue together and paint.)
The character was the blonde chick from Fate Stay Night.
... | 3 | 1 | |
1416187007 | 1416232670 | t3_2mil4n | t5_2to41 | 48 | ThePlayfulPython: TIFU by wanting a cup of tea (and almost burning my house down)
So it's Sunday evening. I'd had a nice shower, and wanted some warm tea. It's fucking cold outside and it's raining. So I put on the kettle and go tend to other things.
As I walk around the house, I see the glow of a large fire refl... | 5 | 9.6 | |
1416189050 | 1416190552 | t3_2miohx | t5_2to41 | 6 | kristachio: TIFU by forgetting to wash my hands.
This happened two days ago.
My husband and I were getting ready to go out of town for the weekend, and as he was loading the car I was doing some last minute things around the house. I cleaned out our cats' litter boxes and then I emptied all the trash in the house a... | 3 | 2 | |
1416188174 | 1416269787 | t3_2min2f | t5_2to41 | 22 | rdlizenby: TIFU by asking my husband to do my homework for me...
... and not checking it over first.
I was enrolled in a master's Environmental Physics class and was super overwhelmed with the amount of work the professor was asking of us. It's not about the difficulty, just the quantity. Now, I'm was teaching high... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1416190038 | 1416190623 | t3_2miq5b | t5_2to41 | 4 | mikey_boy1: TIFU By enjoying some Blazin' hit wings
So like most of these, this happened a little while back.
It was my birthday and the wife, kids and I head to Buffalo Wild Wings for my birthday dinner (one of my favorite places). The five of us went through about 60 or so wings and it was oh so good.
I like the ho... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1416191114 | 1416199687 | t3_2mis0i | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving my portable bluetooth speaker on and watching porn.
This just happened 10 minutes ago. I was just browsing the gonewild section in my room when I decided "fuck it, Im just gonna watch some real porn" so I went to xvideos to look at a video but when I tried to play the video no sound was comin... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1416191468 | 1416243489 | t3_2mismg | t5_2to41 | 235 | phodougrapher: TIFU by thinking I had enough time to jerk off before supper.
This is a few years ago now, but since I am relatively new to Reddit, I shall bestow upon you the ultimate fuck up.
Supper is in 10 minutes, and my bedroom (and bathroom) is downstairs. The light goes off in my head that, being the horny 18 y... | 8 | 29.375 | |
1416191905 | 1416232040 | t3_2mitbb | t5_2to41 | 7 | jbell134: TIFU by being belligerently drunk on whiskey
So Friday night I meet an awesome girl out at the bar. We're both from the same area (which is about 14 hours north so kinda rare) and we hit it off really well. We decide to meet up to watch the FSU-Miami game the next day. Saturday night comes and I head out to t... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1416191613 | 1416336227 | t3_2misu6 | t5_2to41 | 1,316 | screwyoutoo: TIFU really bad and don't remember a single moment of it the actual incident. [NSFW]
I am told that early this AM, as I lay in my bed about to sleep off a considerable amount of alcohol, that I complained about, among other things, the distance between my side of the bed and the nearest toilet. I then, all... | 9 | 146.222222 | |
1416194411 | 1416204675 | t3_2mixg4 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by Having Sex while on Acid
Alright, this happened a little over a year and a half ago but it's such a good story I thought I would post it.
Back towards the end of high school I was really into psychedelics. I had just started dating a really cool girl who had never done acid or any other drug like it,... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1416193928 | 1416430845 | t3_2miwm7 | t5_2to41 | 9 | DreadRenewsFun: TIFU by browsing r/creepy
Title says a lot, but i'll go into detail. I decided that i wanted to get a new reddit account so i could do stuff like post about personal stuff that my friends wont see, to get a new username, etc, etc. after creating the account, I quickly realized that my subscriptions are ... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1416192098 | 1416198379 | t3_2mitm0 | t5_2to41 | 51 | TrishyMay: TIFU by washing my dildo collection.
My girlfriend and I had been getting pretty heavy before she left for work. We had agreed that, when she got home, sexy times were to be had. Since we are currently living with my parents, they have to be sort of planned.
Being a good girlfriend, I decided to wash our c... | 4 | 12.75 | |
1416194449 | 1416205205 | t3_2mixih | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my dad do my laundry
so today i fucked up because my dad was doing laundry wile i was doing homework and he cam across an artical of clothing that he didn't expect.
back story, so i am gay and usually my aunt brook does laundry, because of this i don't mind putting my "girly" clothes in with... | 3 | 1 | |
1416196676 | 1416456662 | t3_2mj15e | t5_2to41 | 19 | Colorado_Gaz: TIFU by exchanging pics with a friend's GF (I'm a girl too).
So, I've known this guy for the past 5 years, but we haven't met in person. I met him through an IRC chat I moderated and when the channel died, we stayed in touch via IM. Almost 2 years ago he started dating this girl on a rebound, but she's ... | 7 | 2.714286 | |
1416199025 | 1416247340 | t3_2mj4ra | t5_2to41 | 20 | for_my_health: TIFU by shooting through my parents' patio door, completely shattering it
TL;DR I almost shot my mom and now I get to buy a new door.
This actually did just happen today.
I went over to my parents' house because my uncle was over and I haven't seen him for a year or two. I brought over my S&W 40 Sh... | 11 | 1.818182 | |
1416200534 | 1416201160 | t3_2mj6zd | t5_2to41 | 5 | xlTraGiKlx: TIFU by like a girl for over 9 years
scratchy_mcballsy: If you're beating your meat over her all the time, it's a simple attraction. The (few) girls I know I've actually fallen for are ones I don't think of sexually.
tossturtle5: I think OP means he lost her and now all his does is masturbate.
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1416201009 | 1416253267 | t3_2mj7ov | t5_2to41 | 50 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting HIGH and having the fire department rescue me.
Had a fucking crazy unexpected night...
So I came back from work and wanted to relax so I lit up a joint. Usually I go for a walk outside and smoke but today I was tired and felt lazy so I used the balcony in my apartment. I never use the balcon... | 6 | 8.333333 | |
1416201435 | 1416251021 | t3_2mj8ax | t5_2to41 | 56 | G_Dizzle_73110: TIFU by making up a game and forcing my wife to play along.
My wife and I have been in a loving relationship for almost a decade. We have no children and we can get a little bored with each other sometimes. We're only human!
So what do I do on Friday afternoon before she comes home? I make up a fun, ro... | 4 | 14 | |
1416197880 | 1416203996 | t3_2mj30v | t5_2to41 | 19 | LiamMcFearson: TIFU By Eating Gummy Bears With My Friends
So, technically this happened last night but I just got time to post this now.
My friends and I share a great bond with each other. We like the same games, movies, foods. More importantly, we share the same stupid fucking ideas. My friend, lets call him Jordan,... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1416204090 | 1416267363 | t3_2mjbvm | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: Tifu by masterbating with a full blatter.
So before I start, I am a male who is a hypochondriac. Every pain I get I assume is the worst possible scenario.
So this was probably 3 weeks ago. I cant recall exactly which masturbation session it was. Regardless, I masterbated with a full blatter, and started ge... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1416200348 | 1416244314 | t3_2mj6pf | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by not standing up to my parents
Little bit of back story. I'm a Junior in High School that's never had any decent relationships with girls (that didn't go completely downhill). Most of them either ended with me having a crush and everything getting super awkward. Or they think I have a crush and things... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1416206290 | 1416229437 | t3_2mjemo | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by not knowing a word's second meaning
So this just happened to me, and now I'm just sitting here about to throw up thinking about all the horrible things which could happen because of my major fuck up.
Currently, I'm enrolled in university as a junior majoring in computer science, and I've done fair... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1416206249 | 1416297942 | t3_2mjekh | t5_2to41 | 45 | [deleted]: TIFU by dropping my phone.
Was taking a piss, dropped my phone in the bowl. Thought "my phone is waterproof ill just flush the dirty water away."
TIL: A phone can be flushed down the toilet.
alohomera: Why would you risk flushing!?
sloth2144: I was tired and not thinking at the time :(
alohomera: :-( No way... | 7 | 6.428571 | |
1416207252 | 1416222568 | t3_2mjfrn | t5_2to41 | 12 | wellhellox: Tifu by sending my sister in law a pic of my genitals by mistake!
It was ment for my wife. I was txting both about going to a party last night. I decided to be cheeky and randomly send a pic of my penis to my wife during the convo. Obviously by the title i sent it to my sil instead. She sent back a smiley f... | 7 | 1.714286 | |
1416207443 | 1417146772 | t3_2mjfzf | t5_2to41 | 2 | csbrandon: TIFU: By not going to an exam.
So... some context. Today was a wonderful day (17/11/14) I was ready to study for an exam tomorrow. I realised I didn't know what time it started so I checked my timetable at around 10:00am, then my stomach fell through the floor. The exam that I was very confident in knowing t... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1416186035 | 1416266194 | t3_2mijhk | t5_2to41 | 8 | ShinyNoivern: TIFU by getting into the wrong car.
My dad told me to go start the car. Being cold and at night, I wanted to get into the car quickly. I went next to the car and unlocked it with the remote. I then proceeded to open the car and put my dog inside the car. I sat down and noticed some decorations inside of t... | 4 | 2 | |
1416206889 | 1416335205 | t3_2mjfb3 | t5_2to41 | 214 | [deleted]: TIFU by daydreaming about an old flame in a checkout line.
I was standing in the checkout line at the local hardware store today when I saw this girl flirting with her boyfriend in the next line over. She looked and acted so much like a girl I dated 3 years until I was 22 and while looking at her I got lost... | 7 | 30.571429 | |
1416207033 | 1416335963 | t3_2mjfh5 | t5_2to41 | 19 | windfall99: TIFU had a ball daydreaming - ended up looking like a nut job.
I work in a large office complex and often walk through the parking lot to a nearby park for breaks and lunches. On my return, I pass this truck that is always parked in the same place and has one of those stupid blue rubber nut sacks hanging f... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1416210801 | 1416267428 | t3_2mjjdv | t5_2to41 | 151 | kristynalexandra: TIFU by flashing young children
TIFU... Well a couple months ago. First post so be kind.
Was tanning at my pool in the last few hot days of the summer. There are a lot of families that live in my complex and of course they were all at the pool that day. I manage to snag a couple of lounge chairs and... | 4 | 37.75 | |
1416212183 | 1416258469 | t3_2mjkpa | t5_2to41 | 2 | CraftBeerGeek: TIFU by ignoring serendipity
This actually happened last week - last Sunday afternoon, to be specific.
I live in a townhouse with three other roommates in a major city. I'm home alone working on a paper for grad school when I hear someone coming up the steps to the house - it's a delivery from the fl... | 6 | 0.333333 | |
1416209330 | 1416316096 | t3_2mji0f | t5_2to41 | 878 | ZeldaSavesTheDay: TIFU by tooting in my girlfriend's butt
My girlfriend and I were lying in my bed getting ready to go to sleep and watching Grey's Anatomy or some show she likes.
We had made omelets for dinner earlier that evening with jalapeños and hot sauce so my stomach was feelin ripe.
It was getting late so I... | 8 | 109.75 | |
1416213814 | 1416239147 | t3_2mjm6h | t5_2to41 | 18 | Ireallyfookedupnow: TIFU by getting caught on my phone at school.
Using a throwaway account because I have a girlfriend who browses Reddit.
So its recess, just chilling with my friends, about to show them this video of a fight that I managed to record. So I bust out my phone holding it up so they can all see it, at thi... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1416203156 | 1416284447 | t3_2mjamf | t5_2to41 | 15 | TheStoopKid: TIFU by leaving a camera bag in my car overnight.
This happened last Friday and I'm finally coming to terms with how big this fuck up this is. Here we go:
I'm a filmmaker and I was working on a commercial this past week. I had tons of cases to lug around in my car everyday. Cameras, lenses, lights, camer... | 5 | 3 | |
1416222704 | 1416233689 | t3_2mjtya | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentaly walking in on a girl staying over while she was in the restroom
Okay, so this was like a minute ago; I needed to use the restroom and went into the livingroom to the bathroom. I opened the door (which wasn't locked and I didn't knock, which i should have), and I saw her ( she's 18 btw, so... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1416224035 | 1416252492 | t3_2mjv5z | t5_2to41 | 26 | CactusRape: TIFU by punching my girlfriend in the head while she was sleeping.
This happened about ten minutes ago. We've both been asleep for most of the night prior to this. Aside from occasional laughter, I have no record of doing anything out of the ordinary in my sleep.
So tonight, I was having a pretty realistic... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1416223540 | 1416225351 | t3_2mjuph | t5_2to41 | 8 | hms90: TIFU by calling my Jewish boss a Nazi
My boss is Jewish. Her family aren't super religious but they are Jewish. She's my manager in my normal job but I also babysit for her.
As I was leaving her place after babysitting her husband said something jokingly like 'better get home quick so you can get to sleep so y... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1416224665 | 1416250891 | t3_2mjvs3 | t5_2to41 | 457 | donthavemanyfriends: TIFU by giving an old lady a seat on the bus.
Did not happen today.
TIFU by not finding a ride to work one day, SO was riding the public bus, and it was very busy. An elderly lady with one of those hospital blood bag things (later) walks on the bus and I give her my seat.
This is where I fucked ... | 6 | 76.166667 | |
1416223995 | 1416259268 | t3_2mjv4l | t5_2to41 | 3 | JohnySlimJim69: Tifu by helping the disabled
To be fair this happened 4 days ago. But im posting it now. So i was getting off the bus to high school. Then out of nowhere a girl with cerebral palsy starts driving a little behind me. So when i get to the door i was going to be nice and hold it open for her. So i did. She... | 6 | 0.5 | |
1416223607 | 1416260808 | t3_2mjure | t5_2to41 | 4,142 | carpe_scrotum: TIFU by going to watch Interstellar
This happened last night.
I hyped the movie up and took my dad to watch it with me before I really found out anything about it other than Nolan - McConaughey - spaaaace - excellent scores.
We were about 8 minutes late coming into the theatre because we couldn't find ... | 12 | 345.166667 | |
1416227733 | 1416231114 | t3_2mjyus | t5_2to41 | 4 | Serotu: TIFU and almost killed the wife and I by being incredibly stupid
First post to Reddit and this happened last night.
Well, I feel I need to get a disclaimer out real fast. We live in the midwest but I learned how to drive living down south on the gulf coast and am now in my mid 30's. Moved back to the midw... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1416228606 | 1416267492 | t3_2mjzr5 | t5_2to41 | 22 | 618pereira: TIFU by showing an antichrist video in my Christians foundation class.
Ok so the fuck up Happened last year. (First of all my school is a very proud Christian school which makes it worse)My friend and I were given an assignment to do a presentation on the Old Testament (I can't remember so it could be the N... | 7 | 3.142857 | |
1416230564 | 1416259715 | t3_2mk1v4 | t5_2to41 | 171 | idkw_112: TIFU by getting a hot girl's phone number
This happened to me a few years ago but still haunts me to the day.
I was going to a friend's birthday party so naturally I checked the guest list and as a single guy I started doing some innocent Facebook stalking to see if there were any eligible females attending... | 4 | 42.75 | |
1416234482 | 1416248344 | t3_2mk6wy | t5_2to41 | 2 | rcwpro: TIFU by not being superstitious.
So, like most fuck ups, and like the only other fuck up I posted, this happened years ago, but i'll give a bit of back story as to what inspired me to write this. I was scrolling through /r/TIFU and saw one that mentioned Friday the 13th, and I have quiet the story for a Friday ... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1416236000 | 1416263425 | t3_2mk96p | t5_2to41 | 37 | [deleted]: TIFU by being too innocent and bad at spelling
So this was in secondary school and I was 12 or 11. We were in semi circle and everyone would take turns to say what they wanted to be when they grow up. And the next person. Would have to write a remark about that person and their career choice.
So this girl,... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1416234399 | 1416346406 | t3_2mk6sy | t5_2to41 | 1,627 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling kids to say lub lub on twitter
EDIT: I'll be deleting this in a little while. A few friends from my creative writing class and I had a competition to see who could get the most "internet points" on a posting by 9 pm eastern time. We were hoping one of us would hit the front page, but apparent... | 16 | 101.6875 |
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