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1416236408 | 1416250826 | t3_2mk9rx | t5_2to41 | 20 | IMASTRBATETOANYTHING: TIFU buy getting suuper drunk. I think I have a +sized girlfriend.
This fuck up happened last night/ this morning. So to start this off, I am not a very outgoing person. I have a pretty small group of close friends and I like it that way. I've never really been that guy to go out to parties and te... | 5 | 4 | |
1416238466 | 1416241882 | t3_2mkd8e | t5_2to41 | 3 | IgniteMyRockets: TIFU by hanging out with my friends
Long story short, I'm not drunk, but my friend G is and asked me to hold his beer, because we were leaving and I'm wearing cargo shorts. He had two beers left, so I put them In my right bottom pocket. Everything is cool and we are on our way out. I'm the last one ou... | 3 | 1 | |
1416238552 | 1416301899 | t3_2mkdf1 | t5_2to41 | 147 | [deleted]: TIFU by not checking over my work.
This happened about a week ago. My English teacher assigned an essay on current events. I had a bunch of time on my hands, so I decided to finish the essay early. I busted out my computer and using some online sources I began to write. I searched around using google to ... | 4 | 36.75 | |
1416158463 | 1416263032 | t3_2mh7g3 | t5_2to41 | 5 | mr_wight: TIFU by being a bad football player and driver.
This literally just happened and I am having a pretty awful day but before I start you should know I am a university student and I have had to be really good with money this semester in order to pay for next years housing deposit. So today had an American footba... | 5 | 1 | |
1416241896 | 1416255874 | t3_2mkjtj | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by killing my cousins cat
So I'm visiting my cousin in the sub zero temperature Calgary. My cousin has/had this beautiful tabby cat. It's 1am and this fucker comes into the guest room and starts meowing. Being the good person I am I think it's letting me know it wants to go outside because at home my ca... | 7 | 0.571429 | |
1416243093 | 1416252183 | t3_2mkma2 | t5_2to41 | 62 | [deleted]: TIFU by loving ohio state more than my girlfreind and having a reddit.
With the new college playoff system, everyone wants to say their team made the first one. I'm a huge fan of football and Ohio state.
Everything was fine Saturday, things were going good for us. Upsets are happening, and OSU is moving up... | 8 | 7.75 | |
1416243198 | 1416534727 | t3_2mkmi3 | t5_2to41 | 225 | face_eater_5000: TIFU by singing the white person's 'Happy Birthday' song at a black birthday gathering. I was the only white person there.
Awkward. I was not in sync with the 12 other people. I knew things were going bad after the first line. I have a loud voice, so people could tell, and snickered next to me.
There... | 7 | 32.142857 | |
1416244499 | 1416335682 | t3_2mkp5m | t5_2to41 | -1 | TheKwakasm: TIFU by watching TV
Ok so this didn't happen today, but a couple of years ago. My dad is ex-military and a soccer ref and now a judge. Needless to say he loves keeping fit. One day he was benching at home, and had me spot him while he lifted. Heres where I fucked up. While I was spotting him, the TV was on,... | 3 | -0.333333 | |
1416244062 | 1416281403 | t3_2mkoai | t5_2to41 | 10 | JAtway: TIFU by pissing off a homeless woman by offering her beer.
When I was getting onto the subway I noticed a stranger nonchalantly swipe his metro card for a person in rags with bags and walk away without a word. It made me really happy to see this random act of kindness that nobody else noticed. The next morning ... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1416243971 | 1416353513 | t3_2mko30 | t5_2to41 | 11 | SasserMaster: TIFU by shouting a meme in the middle of class
So basically, I was near the end of long day, and what could possibly be better to finish off a day than a monotonous double french class? I sat up the front of the class, not by choice of course, damn near falling asleep, meanwhile, my teacher is telling us ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1416242419 | 1416248231 | t3_2mkky1 | t5_2to41 | 4 | FriedWatrmelon: TIFU by trying to impress girls with my snowboarding skills...
So like many posts this was not today.
I was 17 (now 19). I went snowboarding with these two girls. They were cute however this was the first time I met them. I met them through my father. They were my fathers friends daughter and her frien... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1416244897 | 1416266070 | t3_2mkpzt | t5_2to41 | 5 | Fododod: TIFU and caused a car accident
I was going to get myself a hot choclate at tim hortons and I had to cross the road. I pressed the button to activate the signal saying someone was going to cross the road, a red car stopped to let me cross and then an SUV plowed into his rear end and peeled off, running over the... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1416246454 | 1416271623 | t3_2mktbe | t5_2to41 | 381 | FilecakeAbroad: TIFU by forgetting to contents of my jacket pocket
For the last several months, I have been travelling Europe. Today I had a free day in Edinburgh and decided to check out a local museum. I left my coat at the check in and wandered the museum until closing.
When I went back to pick up my jacket, I put ... | 7 | 54.428571 | |
1416246757 | 1416248119 | t3_2mktxj | t5_2to41 | 9 | Troubled-Son: TIFU by Going to my dads house
First some back story....
Last Saturday my dad was in a car accident do to drinking, while he didn't hurt anyone else, he did fracture two of his vertibrea.(This happend in his minivan, I was borrowing his pickup truck because I don't have a vehicle right now) He was release... | 3 | 3 | |
1416245439 | 1416261386 | t3_2mkr4p | t5_2to41 | 26 | Vmn551: TIFU By trying to pee in a bottle.
So today I was in the car with my grandfather, running an errand to go check out a property he was interested in buying and renting out. I got up quite early, and therefore had been drinking coffee all day. After I am about two cups in its time to go and I am still feeling a b... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1416220206 | 1416248944 | t3_2mjrqq | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by setting Onedrive up on my computer
Earlier today i was giving a presentation at my company for around 80-100 people. I saved my presentation on my onedrive from my laptop and i took my Surface 3 with me to the presentation, planning to use it for the presentation. A couple of days earlier i had repla... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1416248496 | 1416255203 | t3_2mkxhb | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU, by farting in a crowded room
This happened last week, I was out with a group of friends at an event. I was standing in a circle talking away, and I notice a really cute guy leaning against a pillar, checking me out. I carry on talking until I felt a fart coming up, so I take a few steps back. It was re... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1416244852 | 1416253927 | t3_2mkpw4 | t5_2to41 | 12 | jennataliah: TIFU by tackling a stranger.
When I was in high school, I went to the movies with a group of friends on a Friday night. While standing in line waiting for tickets, I spotted my friend Rob in the opposite line waiting to buy tickets as well. I got really excited because I liked Rob and we had a pretty flirt... | 3 | 4 | |
1416250314 | 1416314085 | t3_2ml0yb | t5_2to41 | 249 | epiwssa: TIFU By blaming my ISP for my idiocy.
So, I've been trying to get a wired connection to my PC for a couple of days to no avail. Absolutely no fucking clue why it's not working. Today, I relent, and call my ISP. We're sitting there for like an hour trying to hammer it all out and we've got no idea why it won't ... | 7 | 35.571429 | |
1416254643 | 1416302421 | t3_2ml18h | t5_2to41 | 12 | Signe: > but it still turns my stomach
> why can gay people not understand this
You know what turns my stomach? Bigots. You, non-friend, are a bigot. You absolutely cannot say "I support gays" and in the same breath say "but only as long as I don't see it". THAT IS NOT SUPPORT. That is telling yourself som... | 8 | 1.5 | |
1416250592 | 1416268055 | t3_2ml1gz | t5_2to41 | 29 | ForkMondays: TIFU BY THINKING I WAS ALONE IN THE BATHROOM
So like most on this sub reddit this didn't happen today, but about 3 months ago.
I 'm on this trip and we're camping. There's a block of toilets, and not much else. I decide I need the loo, and go on my own to this block. I'm the only on in there, and whilst... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1416250735 | 1416257588 | t3_2ml1sg | t5_2to41 | 18 | c4eatingcat: TIFU - By Asking Scott Snyder who Scott Snyder was
Background: Well every year I volunteer at a comic convention & well, since the explosion of Big Bang Theory & Marvel films this comic convention has been getting bigger with popularity every year. This year it opened a new hall & was able to g... | 3 | 6 | |
1416247877 | 1416312305 | t3_2mkw95 | t5_2to41 | 35 | MarxIzalias: TIFU by ramming a door.
So I worked at a factory that made soup, it was fairly enjoyable.
I got promoted to from Packout, to High Risk to Despatch and I ended up in Goods-In, hooray, I can use my Lift-Truck (LT) license and get some extra pay.
Of all the staff there, I try to be careful, I wear the PPE e... | 6 | 5.833333 | |
1416265744 | 1416345830 | t3_2mlams | t5_2to41 | 9 | Malamutewhisperer: I'm sorry. If people are a drain on your life, family or not, changes are needed.
Not for nothing, I'm 34 and moved 100 miles from my family about 8 years ago. Was a GREAT decision....except, perhaps that 100 miles wasn't enough...
Agent_545: >family or not
I'm going to cite an oft misused quo... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1416255666 | 1416285559 | t3_2mlbot | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFUS by breaking 4 fingers to get out of a test I didn't actually have
I user a pull up/push down window to slam on my fingers thinking I'd only bruise them, turns out I'm stronger than I think and I broke my fingers, was in A&E for 6 hours and found out later the test Id been stressing out for that I h... | 6 | 4.333333 | |
1416255421 | 1416259816 | t3_2mlb4r | t5_2to41 | 14 | pepcfreak: TIFU by going to the Dentist before a major storm with tornado warnings.
TIFU by going to the dentist about 40 minutes before a big storm rolled in. I sat down for a root canal and all was going well until we hear the wind whip up to gusts of 50 mph and sheets of rain coming down.
The Dentist said jokingly ... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1416250845 | 1416264322 | t3_2ml20u | t5_2to41 | 88 | plagueofunicorns: TIFU by opening a can of cat food.
Just a little back story: I am employed by PetSmart as an early morning stocker. Right before the store opens, we have to take out all the trash that the closers the night prior left as well as all the trash we generated during the morning. This morning, one of my ... | 3 | 29.333333 | |
1416103661 | 1416258442 | t3_2mfjpg | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by putting too much almond extract in my hot coca, and now it tastes like cyanide.
It came out of the bottle too quickly. Actually, it tastes really good, and there's just a tiny aftertaste that reminds me of apple seeds. So the title is a major exaggeration, but I think it's funny anywho.
*sips*
[dele... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1416261207 | 1418666863 | t3_2mla4y | t5_2to41 | 5 | atragicoffense: You kinda were. But that being said, it's probably worth it to the guy if you feel bad enough to change the way you think enough to not say that kind of thing anymore.
tidderdailey1: "HEARS" da problem blb!! The "HOME PAGE" Should NOT BEE ON IN THE FIRST PLACE!! See, this comment ( oh yes others you AC... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1416257537 | 1416455863 | t3_2mlfgo | t5_2to41 | 4 | The-Real-Mario: TIFU by slamming the trunk of my car and than making eye contact with a sniper whilst he was probably considering shooting me.
this actually happened last week, I am a brigade volunteer of St. John ambulance and on 11-11 it was remembrance day in Canada so an other member and I were on duty at the parad... | 4 | 1 | |
1416258203 | 1416264302 | t3_2mlgtu | t5_2to41 | 6 | Transforminman: TIFU by making fun of depression
There's this girl in my school who I have a huge crush on, and over the last month, she's had over 9 absences. When I asked her in class a few days ago, she said she was sick, and had to stay home. I figured she had a cold, since I live in a place that is pretty chilly t... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1416255577 | 1416263401 | t3_2mlbhe | t5_2to41 | 49 | drums090: TIFU by trying to be like a guy on youtube...
This happened a few weeks ago. I was going to the Alabama vs Texas A&M football game (Roll Tide) and a friend and I stopped at a liquor store for some pre-game/game liquor.
We were chilling and having some drinks when I remembered I saw [This Video] (https:/... | 4 | 12.25 | |
1416257444 | 1416547148 | t3_2mlf98 | t5_2to41 | 3 | killcockrobin: TIFU by not looking around the office before I started cursing.
I work as a radio talk show host and my wife, who now works in radio with me, used to work in agriculture science.
The Mid-Day talk show host at work today was doing a topic about Starbucks using GMO ingredients in their drinks.
Because m... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1416260935 | 1416329693 | t3_2mlmbb | t5_2to41 | 18 | thepacinos: TIFU by thinking wasabi was guacamole
At a world food buffet, thinking the guacamole from the mexican area had been placed in the wrong section i put a sizeable mound on a nacho. chaos ensued
flabbercrombie: [Is this you?](http://i.imgur.com/17FX1Os.jpg)
thewooboost: Peaches and guacamole
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1416261818 | 1417834167 | t3_2mlo1u | t5_2to41 | 12,889 | Quilf: TIFU by out-farting a cabbie on the way to the airport
So I'm pulling a long day, up at 3.30am to get to the airport, pull a full day working in a different country, and head back to the airport for 6pm, just to get back to my bed late, late at night. A looong day. And there's nothing to eat the whole day but 'r... | 12 | 1,074.083333 | |
1416259436 | 1416323120 | t3_2mljbc | t5_2to41 | 252 | [deleted]: TIFU by dressing for the weather after eating a spinach omelette and taking a probiotic.
This morning it was around 12 degrees (Fahrenheit) outside with a "real feel" of -2. Perfect weather for my new Baxter State Parka.
Earlier this year I bought this parka and it hangs about mid thigh. I liken the parka t... | 5 | 50.4 | |
1416263326 | 1416263855 | t3_2mlr8o | t5_2to41 | 13 | dominoose: TIFU by making cheesy toast.
So, Ive seen online a number of times where someone makes cheesy toast using a toaster. I decided to try it myself. Was going splendidly and as I reached for the plate I heard the familiar sound of my toast being discharged. It is then that I learned three things:
1. Without grav... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1416264840 | 1416265544 | t3_2mlu97 | t5_2to41 | 10 | IwillEbolovingU: TIFU stole a dead mans porn, stole aunts porn, caught by dad
Chukwuuzi: Woah man, your dad seems like an asshole
dominoose: I like the aunt though
Chukwuuzi: Is she white?
| 4 | 2.5 | |
1416267649 | 1416268262 | t3_2mlzog | t5_2to41 | 3 | DJBeenJammin: TIFU by doing my laundry...
igothitbyacar: When you're sittin' on the john,
and the toilet paper's gone,
Be a man.
Use your hand.
Source: summer camp '01
DJBeenJammin: But I eat with my hands... I feel like I'd never be able to look at them the same again.
| 3 | 1 | |
1416268536 | 1416277675 | t3_2mm1b7 | t5_2to41 | -1 | hazyharry: TIFU by ordering condoms from Amazon
So here I am trying to be a thrifty guy as well as a safe-sex practitioner and order condoms from Amazon...
Well I forgot to change the shipping address to my new apartment.
Condoms arrive at my parents' place.
My parents who don't know I have a girlfriend.
Fantastic. ... | 5 | -0.2 | |
1416267767 | 1416354703 | t3_2mlzw4 | t5_2to41 | 896 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally crossdressing for two years.
TIFU by accidentally crossdressing on and off for about two years.
I'm a male. About two years ago, my mother bought me a pair of jeans. It was love at first sight, these jeans were comfortable, yet stylish, lively, yet not overwhelming. These soon became my... | 9 | 99.555556 | |
1416267039 | 1416378772 | t3_2mlyjn | t5_2to41 | 102 | Moosefucker229: TIFU by not knowing my German class question packet was stapled by a special ed kid.
Today I fucked up. I'm a 16 year old sophomore just slowly floating along through high school. Today was a regular day. Fucked up my English presentation, "forgot" my homework at home and make an excuse saying I'l... | 6 | 17 | |
1416269688 | 1416270588 | t3_2mm3gp | t5_2to41 | 12 | Bloofan1995: TIFU by not listening to my family's advice
So because this is TIFU it of course happened weeks ago.
I work part time at a chicken restaurant to save up money for when I leave community college. This new cook starts working there and I start talking to him. Maybe he was just being nice and I thought too m... | 3 | 4 | |
1416268661 | 1416406942 | t3_2mm1jt | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by trading my gf for $140 in Steam games
See the thing is she text me like every 10-20 minutes in the evening. So it was really hard to focus on the games I bought.
She told me I've been distant, and I just told her I like to wait in anticipation to hear from her. Makes things exciting since we see ea... | 7 | 1.428571 | |
1416271131 | 1416380554 | t3_2mm65k | t5_2to41 | 16 | Cadillacpimpin69: TIFU by burning the head of my dick with a ecig
So I had just finished fapping and Instead of putting my dick away after cleaning up I decided to leave it out. After I was fapping I was vaping away on my 4nine clone with a orchid v2. It had a weird burnt off taste to it so after finishing the rest of ... | 4 | 4 | |
1416270876 | 1416274033 | t3_2mm5qk | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU Rule #1
I did not fuck up, but many of you posting are fucking up and it's becoming annoying to read many posts. Read number 1 of the Rules column on the right hand side of the screen.
1. All titles must start with "TIFU". However, your fuck-up doesn't need to be from today. Fuck-ups must be your own.... | 8 | 1 | |
1416272279 | 1416343855 | t3_2mm83w | t5_2to41 | 4 | Ubercritic: TIFU by not knowing my product knowledge.
This TIFU did not happen today nor did I realize IFU'd the day it happened.
I sell cars for a living. I was working with a gentleman interested in a 2014 2500HD, brand new. Great! We put a deal together with out any issues. I was happy to inform him of the gr... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1416274374 | 1416364018 | t3_2mmbtd | t5_2to41 | 64 | [deleted]: TIFU by using 80% of my company's business plan data limit to download 25GB+ of porn torrents.
So I got a new job, and with it came the benefit of a company phone and their data plan. I also have a mobile hotspot.
On this particular two or three day span, I figured out that I could use my hotspot and conne... | 5 | 12.8 | |
1416275372 | 1416277009 | t3_2mmdji | t5_2to41 | 5 | JakeGaskill: Tifu by getting drunk and peeing in my cat's litter box… on my cat.
BenTripN: picture of the cat?
JakeGaskill: I mean in the moment I wasn't exactly thinking of taking pictures or posting about it on reddit for that matter. But I can get you pictures of the cat and litter box. He's cute and no longer sme... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1416254618 | 1416283589 | t3_2ml9i0 | t5_2to41 | 11 | sarcastic-barista: TIFU by picking on my little brother
like so many other FU, this one was about a month ago.
I rarely get to visit home from college, so when i do, i try to remind the family of why they miss me. especially my little brother. lets call him Joe. Joe and I have a solid, brotherly-love relationship, ra... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1416274745 | 1416291735 | t3_2mmcfz | t5_2to41 | 167 | SweatyInBed: TIFU by hooking up with a girl I barely know
I arrive at college continuing a long distance relationship (we had been dating around a year). I go all year in this relationship until we breakup around February. One of my girl friends had a friend (we'll call her Sarah) who had apparently had the hots for me... | 4 | 41.75 | |
1416276325 | 1416277493 | t3_2mmf6t | t5_2to41 | 3 | sleepingpie: TIFU- Meeting Friend of Friend
JaysRooted: You didn't fuck up, how the fuck were you supposed to know that this person, friend or not, named their bong JEROME? Really?
Dude was just too overly sensitive about the race card. Don't worry about it, he'll get over it. If not, oh fucking well.
sleepingpie: It... | 3 | 1 | |
1416275700 | 1416405159 | t3_2mme48 | t5_2to41 | 26 | one_salty_cookie: TIFU by filling up the rental car with gasoline
Okay so it's about 20 degrees F outside... I'm on the road for work, and headed back to the hotel tonight with the question - should I gas up the car tonight or tomorrow?
The weather is going to be even colder tomorrow and the wind may be blowing strong... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1416280361 | 1418137575 | t3_2mmmh5 | t5_2to41 | 38 | Krimefail: TIFU by telling my brother about Reddit.
So I show my brother Reddit a couple months ago and he instantly loved it. So today my brother texts me a picture of something that I posted on reddit. I was confused for a second and then it hit me. That bitch found my account. Now I have be consience of what I post ... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1416296707 | 1416340261 | t3_2mmml2 | t5_2to41 | 30 | troasface: Oh yeah. I forgot when seeing tits was gay. You also probably watch porn....so, is seeing the same sex's genitals gay? If so....you can also join in my gay club. Get over yourself.
howdoigethome: If brojobs are gay then paint me pink and call me Elton.
PMmeurboobies: Elton go home, you're drunk
cryptzicle... | 6 | 5 | |
1416279992 | 1416314081 | t3_2mmltn | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by making delicious, succulent chicken breast for my broccoli cheddar soup
I love broccoli cheddar soup and i love chicken. I decided to add chicken to my broccoli cheddar soup today. The first thing i did was prep the chicken breast (bone in, skin on) by slicing the skin and inserting basil, lemon, and... | 3 | 1 | |
1416280982 | 1416372956 | t3_2mmnlb | t5_2to41 | 690 | my_candy_is_free: TIFU by telling a bad pickup line that went even worse than expected.
This happened about an hour ago and I still haven't heard back. Anyway.
So lately I've been texting this girl and I feel like things are moving along nicely, about to ask her out and all that jazz. We are good friends, get along we... | 5 | 138 | |
1416280314 | 1416282692 | t3_2mmmec | t5_2to41 | 7 | thefalloutman: TIFU by ordering a sandwich called "We're Just Friends"
abun2: Why would you be so outraged about them planning something for later they obviously had plans already to spend time together and you clearly dropped in uninvited it. It's not to say you were unwelcome but don't you see that you interrupted s... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1416282010 | 1416328905 | t3_2mmpda | t5_2to41 | 32 | Quasi_Pro: TIFU by taking a shower!
So a few years back I was living with my aunt and my cousin in a three bed two bath house, I shared a bathroom with my my cousin who is a girl and I'm a guy, but on this particular day my cousin was using the bathroom at the same time I needed to use it, I knew that I was going to ha... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1416284651 | 1416544611 | t3_2mmtw4 | t5_2to41 | 36 | 1nsane95: TIFU by torrenting porn on the college's wifi network [Possibly NSFW]
wordblender: My advice is to go to the meeting. Be humble, contrite, sincere, and apologetic. Accept the responsibility of your actions. Don't argue or place blame. Show maturity and respect. Explain that your were studying for finals and ... | 7 | 5.142857 | |
1416278769 | 1416331499 | t3_2mmjlh | t5_2to41 | 17 | StampedeSaucepan: TIFU by flashing my friends
I was in about the fifth grade and I had just gotten out of a very long lecture about how I wasn't working very hard, me being the teacher's pet I was, I was quite upset at this news. So I sat down at my table with my friends (there was no seating chart). I'd like to point ... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1416285590 | 1416292664 | t3_2mmvew | t5_2to41 | 4 | bruceofthewillis: TIFU by making brownies.
I made brownies. I didn't use non stick spray. The brownies stuck to the pan. I had to pry them off with a fork. Still ate them. 9/10 would eat again.
dnld: a piece of parchment paper in the bottom of the pan makes brownie removal easy. the raw batter is put on the paper an... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1416285567 | 1416287381 | t3_2mmvdn | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by running for the bus
PM_ME_THOSE_TA-TAS: I think you should get a second opinion on boob damage. You know, just to be safe.
closest_to_the_sun: Username checks out. He's probably a doctor.
| 3 | 4.333333 | |
1416286815 | 1416289019 | t3_2mmxbp | t5_2to41 | 20 | molecularcompound: TIFU: I was passing notes with a cute guy at an extremely boring workshop, he asked if I was available after... (Bonus: picture inside :)
This literally just happened about 3 hours ago. I just came back from a workshop that lasted 2 looooong hours. The presenter just kept going on and on and it was a... | 5 | 4 | |
1416285412 | 1416288866 | t3_2mmv4f | t5_2to41 | 5 | Jake_bennett: TIFU by going to far with a girl too fast
Grizsavage: I would hate to live where you live. Jesus. That's a lot of annoying shit if you ask me.
Jake_bennett: Oh Santa Barbara is a beautiful place, don't get me wrong, but I guess for now I'm a man whore with only motives of having sex with girls haha
Griz... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1416287240 | 1416539044 | t3_2mmy0i | t5_2to41 | 19 | chetarnett: TIFU by not buying a 4x4
It could have been worse. All that neurotic negotiation of the 2x4 versus the 4x4 is acting like a scratched record repeating in my head. It all started when Jay and I headed down the familiar road to the shooting range in my month old 2015 Toyota. The roads were icy but it’s not li... | 7 | 2.714286 | |
1416268747 | 1416347734 | t3_2mm1q9 | t5_2to41 | 7 | AzEBeast: TIFU by telling a bald guy he had good hair
So, in keeping with TIFU's greatest tradition this did not happen today, but a week ago. Some minimal background is required to understand my fuck-up. I recently (about a month and a half ago) started to improve my dress, hygiene, and overall style. Prior to this... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1416284993 | 1417023944 | t3_2mmufz | t5_2to41 | 20 | fischbs: TIFU by helping a stranger instead of taking my math test.
I had until 11:59 PM tonight to take a math test online which usually takes about an hour and a half to complete. I have a deal with my work to get me off by 10:00 PM so I can make it home by 10:30 PM for these situations. Today was no different in t... | 5 | 4 | |
1416293400 | 1416298072 | t3_2mn6sn | t5_2to41 | 10 | TheManWithNoEyes: TIFU by asking the cute girl working the deli counter out on a date.
Cheeseisatypeofmeat: Can confirm - smoking during sex is just *awesome*... However, you get puffed out easily.
hehehe
BlueDreams420: wouldn't smoke a cig during sex, but would definitely smoke a bleezy lol
Cheeseisatypeofmeat: oh b... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1416286196 | 1416309944 | t3_2mmwe9 | t5_2to41 | 22 | feene: TIFU by asking an employee where he was going.
Today talking with my boss I was told one of my guys was leaving tomorrow. I asked the guy where he was going only to get a blank stare. Turns out he was getting fired and had no idea...
badjuju91: Oh man. I once saw my supervisor leaving after about 30 min into our... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1416294307 | 1416298893 | t3_2mn7x9 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: Tifu by being fucking hammered
Silvermane2: The quality of this sub has gone up so much since it became a default
~sighs~
ThisIsCaptain: Mods need to step up their game. The fuck ups are ass now.
Silvermane2: Not sure the mods want to invest that kind of time with the amazing amount of shit flooding TIFU s... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1416288626 | 1416333888 | t3_2mn08v | t5_2to41 | 4 | livethelimit: TIFU little bro wants to become an astronaut
My brother wouldn't focus on his homework so I gave him some motivation by asking him what he'd want to do when he grows up. He told me he wants to become an astronaut, so I looked up the guy who jumped from the edge of space and showed the video to him. He sai... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1416296130 | 1416307371 | t3_2mna0z | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU I got really drunk and took advantage of a girl kinda NSFW
I'm gonna be 100% honest, I'm a 15 year old guy and last night I went over to a girls house who I really liked. Basically there were 4 of us there, 3 girls and me, the girl I liked and girl number 2 went and got drunk while they were changing in... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1416296636 | 1416387779 | t3_2mnajg | t5_2to41 | 20 | flwrchld77: TIFU by eating edamame wrong
I had me a mad craving for some Tokyo Grill, so off I went. There, I realized I had never tried edamame before and wanted to try it, so I ordered a combo that come with some. When I got home, I was greeted with a lovely little side of these little bean pods next to my teriyaki c... | 6 | 3.333333 | |
1416300638 | 1416343716 | t3_2mnebp | t5_2to41 | 1,296 | [deleted]: TIFU by watching Louie
So I began my nightly ritual as most people do. I prefer to watch Netflix as I masturbate though, it helps mask noises and such. So I was watching Louie as I was beating my meat and of course my mom knocks on the door but doesn't actually wait for a response. So I hear the knocking on... | 14 | 92.571429 | |
1416303812 | 1416512549 | t3_2mnh9j | t5_2to41 | 6 | cham-dar_krin: TIFU by asking my vegetarian friend "Are you sure?"
So my friend and I take a class together. We're both majoring in Linguistics. I came into class with some pork buns I bought from the farmer's market and as I took a bite of one, she says she was super hungry. I offer her one and she asked what's in it,... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1416307449 | 1416332992 | t3_2mnkqp | t5_2to41 | 35 | Leavingstains: TIFU by accepting an invitation to her house.
kuriosty: Today, I brag.
Holmoen: I'm thinking you don't get a lot of sex even though you really want to.
kuriosty: I'm not the one bragging ;)
Holmoen: I don't think he's bragging at all. That was my point. People fuck all the damn time.
| 5 | 7 | |
1416308129 | 1416331592 | t3_2mnlby | t5_2to41 | 93 | psychonik: TIFU by conversing with the patrons
Breaking my TIFU cherry. Bear with me. First a little about me. I have a lot of anxiety when put in social situations with people I don't really know. I also have a lot of aniexty in not wanting to fuck up.
Ok so this is back when I was waiting tables. Pretty much the w... | 7 | 13.285714 | |
1416310625 | 1416317600 | t3_2mnnoi | t5_2to41 | 17 | fitman94: TIFU by telling my new foreign lecturer that the marks he gave out were too high
I'm in my third year of uni and I met with my professor to discuss an essay I and started the meeting by saying thank you for the high mark in my presentation, I didn't expect it to be anywhere near the 80's. He told me that was ... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1416264777 | 1416337129 | t3_2mlu3x | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying gas twice.
This happened over the summer but still catch hell about it. A buddy of mine brought his new boat down to the lake so I told him I would buy the gas. I had 25 gallons in gas containers. Well our boat fills up on the left side and on his Cobalt had the same type of plug...soo with... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1416315966 | 1416332913 | t3_2mnt9q | t5_2to41 | 329 | running_man23: TIFU - Never be open about searching for another job!
**The back story**
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Work in IT at consulting company. Current company is underpaying me. I say give me $XXXX more at my review and I'll be happy - they say no.
So, being a consultant I am contracted out to a large insurance company as... | 9 | 36.555556 | |
1416317720 | 1416347157 | t3_2mnviz | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking a cab to my graduation
So here's the deal. My school, they're fucking crazy with graduation. Everyone rocks up in massive, expensive vehicles, and me not wanting to spend much money or look around a lot, I decided to try and 'carpool' with a friend.
Currently, I'm sitting in my room the night... | 6 | 3 | |
1416287925 | 1416336344 | t3_2mmz2r | t5_2to41 | 19 | Mike_2350: TIFU by trying something I use to be able to do when I was younger (maybe NSFW)
Unlike most this literally happened today actually within half an hour. Let me start this with I live at home. When I was younger I could blow air out of the corners of my eyes. As I got older my face developed and my skin fits m... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1416317125 | 1416323529 | t3_2mnurm | t5_2to41 | 92 | [deleted]: TIFU by vomiting on someone's windscreen in a mountain pass...
This happened two days ago. I reside in Cape Town, South Africa, where our summer season has just begun. Cape Town is one of the best places in the world to be at during summer-time. You are surrounded by beautiful, sandy beaches, the majestic tr... | 4 | 23 | |
1416320805 | 1416323441 | t3_2mnzvw | t5_2to41 | 22 | OmniPotent42: TIFU by telling my coworker they will be a great nagging wife
Okay, some backstory. I work at a care center for people with disabilities, and last night I worked a grave that goes into the morning.
So I'm in the last hour of my shift (which is 10 hours), eating breakfast with the residents, and I finish ... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1416321519 | 1416412562 | t3_2mo0yx | t5_2to41 | 8 | onemorethrowaway828: TIFU by going to a parent-teacher conference!
We live in an isolated community a good distance from (not to mention a whole lot more upscale than) where I grew up, so I literally never see people from my past. Until this morning. My wife and I were at my stepdaughter's high school for a couple pare... | 4 | 2 | |
1416323597 | 1416392904 | t3_2mo4a3 | t5_2to41 | 4,724 | [deleted]: TIFU by microwaving an egg.
Today is my day off and my loving wife left me a boiled egg for breakfast. I forgot that she told me about the egg so after while it got pretty cold.
I decided to warm it up in the microwave with some other food instead of boiling it again. After I took it out I decided to sit i... | 15 | 314.933333 | |
1416324985 | 1416357622 | t3_2mo6nn | t5_2to41 | 19 | GraphicBeast: TIFU by wearing stained jean shorts that look like cum.NSFW
So, back Sunday i got two tickets for Interstellar, since my wife was recovering from a flu she encouraged me to go see it either way. I was more than happy to make the most of it so i bought a tray of that "Nachos with cheedar cheese" thing the... | 8 | 2.375 | |
1416327234 | 1416327641 | t3_2moanh | t5_2to41 | 2 | Bitcoinplug: TIFU by posting obvious post with stats about me and my friends figuring out who I am
Kraligor: So now they know that you've got three legs. Don't see the FU here, son.
Bitcoinplug: That post is how they figured out who I am, the other posts are more incriminating. I have like 5 different threads bitching... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1416326466 | 1416415520 | t3_2mo9at | t5_2to41 | 1,110 | lonelynights: TIFU by hiding something embarrassing from my girlfriend
Well reddit, if someone could tell me how many bouquets of roses I'll need to get out of the dog house after this one, that would be great.
This weekend a had a bad case of the stomach flu. After making multiple deposits on the porcelain bank, i s... | 8 | 138.75 | |
1416325965 | 1416353219 | t3_2mo8dm | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by being friendly and making small chat
I got a computer, which would of been pretty nice four years ago with a intel i-5 gen one processor, a sky walker mother board and some ASUS video card for twenty bucks. It has a disk drive and power-supply, basically the only things missing are ram and a hard-dri... | 3 | 3 | |
1416327790 | 1416426739 | t3_2mobq7 | t5_2to41 | 226 | SomeDumBetch: TIFU by not verifying that my "pants" were actually pants
Recently, I went on a thousand-mile road trip with a friend to check out a town I've decided to move to. It was great; I accomplished what I wanted to and we both had a lot of fun... despite the fact that we were both exhausted from having underta... | 5 | 45.2 | |
1416328468 | 1416331056 | t3_2mod2r | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by being colorblind
I'll start this story by telling you that a) I'm a girl, and it's very rare for girls to be colorblind. b) I am red/green colorblind and did not discover this until a few years ago when my friend asked me what I thought of his new shirt. I told him that I didn't get it. It was just a... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1416330274 | 1416336767 | t3_2mogqs | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU on Tinder
Matched with a gorgeous girl named Sofia that had two pictures. It appeared too good to be true. I made Golden Girl jokes in hopes of uploading it to r/Tinder. Turned out to be a real girl and she unmatched me.
StrictlyClassA: Lol its only tinder mate, chillax.
qwerty12qwerty: 9/10 chance she... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1416332093 | 1416358999 | t3_2mokan | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to do a little extra at work and setting fire to my workplace.
This happened today/late last night. I work at a pub and had my first closing shift by myself.
Fast forward to the end of my shift, I am doing my cash out and having a smoke (servers smoke in the office so we don't risk getting... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1416330789 | 1416344842 | t3_2mohq3 | t5_2to41 | 42 | turn_down_for_que: TIFU by letting an elderly coworker look at Reddit
So my FU didn't happen today, but today I found out that it was a much bigger issue than I thought.
I work IT for a school district, and about half of the people I work around are old ladies who have worked here since the dust bowl. They give all of... | 5 | 8.4 | |
1416331359 | 1416333225 | t3_2moitj | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by causing a natural gas leak false alarm at my high school, class was evacuated.
Not really today but I thought you guys might like this. This happened in either late 2010 or early 2011 because I remember it was very cold outside. I was a senior in high school and I stopped on the way to school one mor... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1416332915 | 1416372556 | t3_2molvv | t5_2to41 | 84 | DLanceD: TIFU by being cursed/hexed for waking up my girlfriend to drive me in the snow to buy Far Cry 4.
Okay, so this actually happened at 12 A.M on Nov. 18 at the Gamestop midnight release for Far Cry 4, Dragons Age, and GTA V rework. I had meant to preorder Far Cry 4 for at least a week but never actually got aroun... | 10 | 8.4 | |
1416333916 | 1416342653 | t3_2monwp | t5_2to41 | 11 | Crappy_Cartoon: TIFU by putting Vic/vapor rub on my balls
GnomeMightNever: Video or it didn't happen
Crappy_Cartoon: I doubt you'd want to watch a video of a 17 year old with a numb ball sack...
charltonhestonspenis: You're right. Turn 18 first
GnomeMightNever: I am never disappointed by Reddit. Not one single milligr... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1416323898 | 1416339113 | t3_2mo4r5 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by pulling my weed out in a Domino's in Molly Mormonville.
So as many fuck ups on this subreddit, this actually happened around 6 months ago.
My friends and I were all walking to Domino's to pick up some dank-ass pizza. We were all pretty stoned so walking in there and keeping a straight face was alre... | 4 | 1.5 |
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