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1416336225 | 1416346827 | t3_2mosq1 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by having an opinion!
So today I nearly started world war 3 in my office at work for daring to have an opinion. I was having a discussion with some close colleagues about how as a society we are raising our children differently because of technology. The discussion started because someone bought up a st... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1416336597 | 1416357755 | t3_2motg1 | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by Rollerblading to Work
To understand why this had to happen, I'm taking you back to this weekend which was in Vegas, but this actually happened this morning. The weekend was awesome and crazy and all that, but that's not what I'm here to talk about. On Sunday, I was still kind of drunk at closeout and... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1416336256 | 1416455987 | t3_2moss3 | t5_2to41 | 94 | qwerty12qwerty: TIFU by not realizing a Tinder girl was my coworker.
I work in a cool chain retail place of about 100 in my city. My job here is to work for people who call in sick, meaning if Joe calls in sick during my 2-10 shift, I leave my base store and drive to Joe's to work.
Well I matched with this Tinder gir... | 6 | 15.666667 | |
1416335665 | 1416373670 | t3_2moriw | t5_2to41 | 48 | bitchImOuttaHere: TIFU by scratching an itch. On someone else.
So, like every other day as my last class ended I took the hour long metro ride (subway) to home. I get on the train with a bunch of friends as usual, it's crowded as fuck (Me= Indian in New Delhi, relevant later) but we're used to it. We pass the time by b... | 6 | 8 | |
1416337522 | 1416341929 | t3_2move7 | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking a video of a kid dancing in a store.
This happened last night. My friend and I were looking the art section of my local Goodwill. We were looking at each other, talking when a kid just appears right by us and asks us if we want to see a trick. We kinda move away a bit but still say sure. He do... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1416338666 | 1416345257 | t3_2moxqo | t5_2to41 | 7 | GhostGlide: TIFU by telling jokes at work
So I was at work, and my boss and I are exchanging jokes as we often do. Also present was one of my coworkers, an older lady who's been with the company forever. The jokes start getting a little dirty/dark, and eventually my boss and I are trying to one-up each others best dead... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1416338982 | 1416340397 | t3_2moyd5 | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU My Michigan Bar Application
So there's been a couple of problems with my Michigan Bar Application. It's what I need to submit to become a Michigan lawyer. I didn't submit enough information, and they wanted me to clarify a few things.
It's impossible to describe how important this application was. ... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1416339463 | 1416341456 | t3_2mozf1 | t5_2to41 | 60 | poopeehead: TIFU by using a bidet.
I'm from the US.
First time in Europe.
Never seen an extra porcelain bowl in the bathroom with a spout. So since it's below knee height, I figure it's for washing feet or hair because unlike other TIFUs, I don't sit on the porcelain :)
Also figuring that women tend to sometimes ... | 3 | 20 | |
1416335465 | 1416343243 | t3_2mor30 | t5_2to41 | 15 | anonilator: TIFU : by bringing a cat home
So our little story begins at 5 am this morning where I decided to go for a little walk since I was up all night , and after strolling for half an hour I saw an adorable cat near my house so I went to grab it and surprisingly enough it actually stood still and turned out to be ... | 5 | 3 | |
1416339871 | 1416346197 | t3_2mp092 | t5_2to41 | 23 | xhaltdestroy: TIFU By Throwing out my Boyfriend's Stash.
My beloved works in camp, he arrived home last night for a one day turnaround before heading back in. I work evenings as a waitress. I got home from work at 9:00 pm to be greeted by my sweetheart experiencing a full on ADHD attack- yes, he does have diagnosed AD... | 8 | 2.875 | |
1416340999 | 1416342951 | t3_2mp2ia | t5_2to41 | 4 | Kadabro: TIFU by scraping my windshield with a plate
My wife took my ice scraper on accident so I had to improvise. Now I have a whole bunch of white scuff marks on my windshield.
Is there anyway to get these off?
warriorprincessdi: Try a mr clean magic eraser maybe? tough luck :(
Kadabro: That's a good idea. I'll tr... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1416340791 | 1416346787 | t3_2mp22n | t5_2to41 | 6 | sarudesu: TIFU by not reading the Dragon Age Box...
I marked it on my calendar the second I found out it was coming out today. I cant believe it.. Another Dragon Age. I frikken love that game. I pre ordered and everything.. I got my house ready for a week of neglect. I bring the game home, and turn it on, only to find ... | 3 | 2 | |
1416340207 | 1416631984 | t3_2mp0w2 | t5_2to41 | 780 | GypsyBagelhands: TIFU : I gave my super christian coworker a midget porn DVD on accident
A few years ago, we had a group of friends across the country that were all on a hobby related message board. It was common for us to borrow parts or specialty tools for things, and when we shipped them back, enclose special local... | 12 | 65 | |
1416341025 | 1416376449 | t3_2mp2ka | t5_2to41 | 512 | Convincing_Lies: TIFU by not hitting the Tab hard enough.
I was leading a meeting today and there were about eight or nine people in the room. Screen was up on the overhead and I tried to log in, but I looked up just in time to see the message that my username or password was wrong. I couldn't help notice everyone was ... | 7 | 73.142857 | |
1416343615 | 1416363561 | t3_2mp7yl | t5_2to41 | 276 | MeatsackKY: TIFU by tricking the office gossip into inhaling.
Ok, so there's some melodrama BS going on with someone walking off the job last week but it's creating office buzz. A certain co-worker of mine, known for not being able to keep a secret or stay in her seat for any length of time, can't help but walk around ... | 5 | 55.2 | |
1416343856 | 1416360534 | t3_2mp8gh | t5_2to41 | 43 | [deleted]: TIFU by using a fake ID I found in a copy machine
As the title states, one of the most glorifying moments of my youth was when I went to Fedex to print a resume, and opened the copy machine to find a fake ID. Hold your horses reddit, you don't just go around finding fake ID's - this might as well have been m... | 7 | 6.142857 | |
1416344762 | 1416357565 | t3_2mpabi | t5_2to41 | 12 | snidleewhiplash: TIFU by ordering a phone from a "free" service.
I don't know if this is the right subreddit for this, but here goes:
When I moved to college I decided I wanted a smartphone, but didn't want to make any monthly payments. After a quick google search I found what seemed perfect. Freedom pop was a company... | 4 | 3 | |
1416344154 | 1416347151 | t3_2mp93h | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by falling for a girl with a BF
Alright, this is gonna need some lengthy backstory. First off, I've known this girl, let's call her K, since 6th grade. I'm a nerdy Hispanic kid and she was a bit nerdy mixed girl. We've been good/great friends since. Fast-forward 5 years to 11th grade, and I begin to hav... | 3 | 1 | |
1416345642 | 1416376881 | t3_2mpc4x | t5_2to41 | 8 | taco_bell_throwaway: TIFU by ordering food from Taco Bell
So luckily for you all, this fuck up happened on this day and doesn't involve sexy times with anyone. Just me being a general dumbass. So me and some friends decided to get some food before our next class we all had together at 1:15 so at about 12:45-ish we all ... | 4 | 2 | |
1416347331 | 1416407684 | t3_2mpflx | t5_2to41 | 27 | inthemoonlight2389: TIFU by not knowing I was in a relationship.
This is a long story, so I'll try to make it as detailed but short as possible.
Also I am not an asshole.
Ok so this is more of a YIFU, but anyway.
So a few weeks back I decided to end a relationship I was in for a year and a half. I am so happy I did.... | 8 | 3.375 | |
1416349131 | 1416350469 | t3_2mpj9v | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by not believing the girl
Ok so like most TIFUs in this sub, this happened a few months ago.
Anyways, I had this close female friend (I am a guy), and we were pretty close. Lets call her Grace. Anyways my girlfriend at the time was pretty petty, and was jealous of me and Grace's, and generally resented... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1416348235 | 1416352154 | t3_2mphia | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by Insulting my Friend's Husband
I'm a married male and I have a married female friend that, until last week, had been my best friend at my University. After a school project we had both poured hours into my friend was going out with her husband and a few friends and invited me to come with. I could've ... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1416345084 | 1416379091 | t3_2mpazm | t5_2to41 | 55 | ShardikOfTheBeam: TIFU by swallowing a laxative suppository.
**Pre-emptory I read the rules, and this story's fuck up doesn't have to do with defecation**
Tomorrow at 1:30, I have a colonoscopy scheduled and obviously, today, I have to do my colonoscopy preparation. For those of you unaware, there are several differen... | 6 | 9.166667 | |
1416349474 | 1416350002 | t3_2mpjyo | t5_2to41 | 26 | Paul32: TIFU by giving an poor old man a dollar
I'm at my local grocery store. I have all my stuff at the checkout line, and there is this little old man in front of me counting out money. I knew him from when I worked at McDonalds a few years ago. He was (and still is) the janitor there. (Takes out the trash. Changes ... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1416349138 | 1416353995 | t3_2mpjac | t5_2to41 | 91 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying a colleague a birthday cake
I've worked at the same place for about 2 months now, I felt like I was finally starting to make friends until today's events.
Bit of backstory first:
- I'd started to become good friends with the guy who sits opposite me at the table I work at. For these purposes... | 5 | 18.2 | |
1416351776 | 1416352402 | t3_2mpomj | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by stalking my teacher on Facebook
Right so this literally happening 5 minutes ago. I was looking at my teachers facebook and click on his friends and I accidentally clicked the 'Add Friend' button of his girlfriends profile. I really don't want to go his class tomorrow now. I cancelled the request stra... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1416351642 | 1416352674 | t3_2mpod6 | t5_2to41 | 2 | upintheshoe: TIFU by going to Europe
skine09: Probably would have needed a new PAL version, anyway.
[deleted]: He doesn't need a new PAL, buddy!
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1416351945 | 1416445781 | t3_2mpox2 | t5_2to41 | 1,924 | Adamfromcanada: TIFU by dropping my lighter
It was a beautiful Friday afternoon and what a better way to kick off the weekend than some good ol fashioned marijuana inebriation. I roll up a cannon of some of BCs finest dank, crack a beer and head for my apartment balcony, which has a decent view of the shimmering snow-c... | 19 | 101.263158 | |
1416350720 | 1416354458 | t3_2mpmkl | t5_2to41 | 12 | RabbitFeet25: TIFU by attempting to give a humorous persuasive speech for a class in college.
So this was about 5 years ago, but a post on the front page brought back my repressed memories.
It was a public speaking class I was taking my first year at school for my gen ed classes. I have always been pretty confident w... | 3 | 4 | |
1416344529 | 1416455742 | t3_2mp9vl | t5_2to41 | 14 | Crdude21: TIFU by hanging my suit jacket on a chair before an interview.
So I'm going into my last semester of college and it requires us to get an internship with a company in our field of study. I have about two weeks to get hired or I can't apply to graduate. A few days ago I bought a new suit so I would be ready fo... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1416348039 | 1416397479 | t3_2mph3q | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling a girl male
So the other night I was standing outside the Cinema's bathroom, having just seen the spectacular film that is Interstellar. I was waiting on my friend to finish using the restroom, and I see a guy push open the door to the girls' restroom. Being a considerate guy and a fellow bro... | 4 | 3 | |
1416356009 | 1416356480 | t3_2mpwny | t5_2to41 | 35 | Dominic11112: TIFU : My obsession with statistics got a co-worker fired.
So I am working as a trainee for a medical clinic, as an admin. As long as I do all of my reception duties and the course work I will get a qualification at the end of this year. I am very good with maths, and my job can get very boring, so I deci... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1416357398 | 1416363782 | t3_2mpzbh | t5_2to41 | 12 | fitguy50: TIFU by slowly heating a pound of butter
As usual this did NOT happen today, but it is interesting and informational nonetheless.
I had recently purchased a newfangled glass top stove, that had a warming element, which my previous stove did not have. I placed a small sauce pan on the warming element and dropp... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1416357072 | 1416359595 | t3_2mpyq1 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Gladiaxis: TIFU By opening an attachment my friend sent me right after showering.
sunnyphx: You can try taking your phone apart and sticking it in a bag of rice. This worked for me when I dropped my phone in water.
Teotwawki69: Well, not apart. Just remove the battery, but put the battery cover back on first.
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1416358671 | 1416359888 | t3_2mq1oa | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU for not cleaning my anal hole
Living with family (as a male in your late twenties) can occasionally be rewarding, but it is generally a challenge. This week my family has been on their best behavior. My sister has a friend staying in our guest room and he has been hanging around whenever I get off work.... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1416359232 | 1416360303 | t3_2mq2ri | t5_2to41 | 2 | holo_made_this17: TIFU by licking...then biting into....a lamb brain for a $1
Sloptoy: Stay in school
holo_made_this17: I think at this point home is safer xD
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1416359299 | 1416375741 | t3_2mq2vw | t5_2to41 | 86 | A_Wild_Tangent: TIFU by revealing to my GF I'm a creeper.
So I dated a girl for a little bit, then didn't. Then I did, then I didn't...
We were pretty off and on for a couple years now, but pretty much right after the first time we broke up, I had had the chance to watch her have sex with the guy she was with then. Th... | 7 | 12.285714 | |
1416358758 | 1416361284 | t3_2mq1ul | t5_2to41 | 5 | gobica1: TIFU by sending my image to girls
I had three girls to party with (sex, dirty talk) from time to time, but no one knew about each other. Today I was all up for a dirty talk and so I tried to get some sexy pictures of them. I wanted it as soon as possible so I texted all of them to send me some pics. And here g... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1416360536 | 1416460866 | t3_2mq55s | t5_2to41 | 15 | darexinfinity: TIFU by trying to get the job I want.
January this year, my University had a career fair. At this career fair I met the Ruby manager from "The Company". The Company was a small/startup software company not far from the school, at this time they were willing to hire any CS senior (my major and my year). I... | 7 | 2.142857 | |
1416358821 | 1416416895 | t3_2mq1zk | t5_2to41 | 11 | Miss_Ann_Thropey: TIFU by giving my son drugs...
When he was a little guy, he was all over the place all the time. That was fine until he got in school and couldn't be still, couldn't concentrate and couldn't get his work done. Our schools are not set up for kids who learn by DOING. He needed to be busy. He needed to m... | 9 | 1.222222 | |
1416361257 | 1416361516 | t3_2mq6h8 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by microwaving a glowstick.
kabukicho69: Put your phone in the microwave instead. It will charge the battery.
tashidagrt: *super*charge
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1416359688 | 1416512336 | t3_2mq3ks | t5_2to41 | 2 | YouWantSome: TIFU: Fainted because of SAMCRO
CeleryStickBeating: Spoiler Alert - only 2 shows left to broadcast in the series. You're only 3 or 4 years behind. lol
YouWantSome: I know, I was only saying that just in case some people had only just started watching it.
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1416358608 | 1416443565 | t3_2mq1ke | t5_2to41 | 11 | ohlookasquirrel1: TIFU by reading TIFU
OK so the 1st part begins a few months ago. normal day like any I have 2 kids ages 6 and 8. They watch a lot of videos on youtube and their kid channels and stuff so always want to get/do kid things. you know kinetic sand, making silly putty etc etc. So I'm used to doing weird con... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1416358105 | 1416421033 | t3_2mq0mu | t5_2to41 | 3 | SupperTimeInTheHole: TIFU by using someone else's mouthwash.
So not today, but a couple weekends ago I was at my boyfriend's friend's house. He was having a few people over. They had a nice spread of food, we were watching TV, drinking somewhat excessively, etc. His girlfriend is a real Martha Stewart. All these amazin... | 5 | 0.6 | |
1416353526 | 1416434660 | t3_2mprxs | t5_2to41 | 12 | aGhostyBabe: TIFU by forcing my best friend, terrified of space, to watch a video about black holes.
This was 2 years ago.
In science, I had a pretty lax teacher, and we were learning about astronomy. My best friend was generally terrified of space, but she was making it through the unit just fine. I love astronomy. A... | 4 | 3 | |
1416364642 | 1416420050 | t3_2mqcpo | t5_2to41 | 19 | Thunderkick72: TIFU by going to Subway.
I (18) went to Subway with my little brother (9) and my mother (none of my business). Brother orders a 6 in. Ham and cheese. I was feeling especially peckish, so I ordered two footlong steak and cheese sandwiches.
Mom's turn. "Nothing for me."
Realization dawned on me at that ... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1416365206 | 1416461994 | t3_2mqdol | t5_2to41 | 35 | Pikkonn: TIFU by dropping my screw driver
So I am out in the field helping one of our fiber optic contractors replace a fiber cable that was broken. We had to feed it from the corner of an intersection and it ran underground through conduit to the opposite corner of the same intersection, roughly 300 feet.
I was in... | 5 | 7 | |
1416365655 | 1416395767 | t3_2mqeh3 | t5_2to41 | 12 | AtomicGimp: TIFU by taking a shower in the dark
No throwaway cause I got no shame. So I have this thing where I hate artificial light, and it's not uncommon for me to take a shower in the dark. Another quirk of mine is to floss and brush my teeth in the shower. Before this incident I was bad about throwing out my us... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1416366768 | 1416576181 | t3_2mqge7 | t5_2to41 | 68 | SOquestions: TIFU by using vulgar language to often in front of my SO...
Not the best at telling stories, but here it goes.
The past year has been rough of my girlfriend and me. She was in a snowboarding mishap last year and is now has a severe TBI.
After she got out of rehab (during the summertime) I opted to bring ... | 9 | 7.555556 | |
1416365523 | 1416394089 | t3_2mqe87 | t5_2to41 | -2 | Angryfundamentalist: TIFU, by procrasinating something legally binding.
I'm in college. I love to recycle, reuse and reduce. When the opportunity came by me to be a representative for a company that creates reusable items from recycled objects, I jumped at the chance and applied.
I was accepted to be a representative ... | 4 | -0.5 | |
1416366295 | 1416376416 | t3_2mqfl8 | t5_2to41 | 6 | TheTigerMaster: TIFU by also microwaving an egg and unleashing the most horrible stench I've smelled all year
We're remodelling our kitchen at the moment, and that means that we can't use a stove or an oven to prepare our meals. It's been all frozen dinners for the past few weeks.
Today I decided to be a little adven... | 3 | 2 | |
1416367593 | 1416371081 | t3_2mqhvm | t5_2to41 | 15 | yummyyummyiphonep: TIFU By Drinking Piss Out Of My iPhone 6+
After a few hours' coding with my laptop and a full Nalgene, I had a full bladder. I finally decided to break my flow, and resolved to take a bathroom break on my next compile.
Hit compile.
Grabbed my shiny new iPhone 6+ and ran to the bathroom.
I was fina... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1416361832 | 1416387879 | t3_2mq7jf | t5_2to41 | 7 | VichoSV: TIFU by cooking an inflamable mix
Well, a little context. I´m the kind of boy who needs to make experiments, to push a little the limits and I can´t stay without making something too much time.
A friend came with the idea of rockets : Dude, i got this really cool project, we need household items and it´s going... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1416368328 | 1416470066 | t3_2mqj6f | t5_2to41 | 8 | TheFirstAI: TIFU: By backing my recently bought car into a pillar
Was reverse parking in a mall and backed it up into a pillar. And I only got it 2 days ago. Now the car has a large dent on the right side of the rear bumper and a cracked right tail light cover. No insurance at the moment since I just got it and it was ... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1416371507 | 1416402065 | t3_2mqokz | t5_2to41 | 4 | faithacid: TIFU by making a comment about a co-worker's ass.
We had just closed the store and I was talking to a co-worker as she mopped the floor. I was hypnotically watching the mop as she wiped away muddy foot prints. Then, I realized... through the glass storefront to everyone outside the store, it looked exactly l... | 4 | 1 | |
1416365862 | 1416400938 | t3_2mqeu4 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by using the Handicap Restroom at the Airport
So this actually happened today. My flight was around 8 AM and I was headed back home from a science conference on the east coast. I arrived at the terminal about an hour early and I decided that after a long weekend I would treat myself to a delicious iced ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1416371436 | 1416374707 | t3_2mqogi | t5_2to41 | 9 | PM_ME_YOUR_PUNANNI: TIFU by telling a girl she sucked... at sucking
thefuckwhisperer: You are the reason girls are bad at sucking dick. Who the fuck just lays there in silence? Pussy. A simple "that feels nice but THIS really feels great (with a description/example/fucking diagram if need be)" goes a long way, buddy. ... | 3 | 3 | |
1416375604 | 1416426054 | t3_2mqv2p | t5_2to41 | 1 | Vortex47900: TIFU Lying about my age on PSN
Today I fucked up in one of the most awkward situations online. Back when I was 15 I always made my age about 20 or 22 on gaming accounts because I didn't want to get restricted from mature games. Right now I'm 17 but I still forget to change my fake age on my profile on my P... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1416376450 | 1416378834 | t3_2mqwar | t5_2to41 | 21 | Aggrovating: TIFU by having the worst tinder date.
So I'll start by saying that I've not had much experience using tinder so it's all kind of new so I'm sure this is nothing compared to some people but it's my fuck up and I gotta laugh at myself.
Well yesterday I match with a girl and we make plans to see a movie toni... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1416283450 | 1416409972 | t3_2mmrwo | t5_2to41 | 8 | turk1ish: TIFU by not packing extra underwear
First things first - i did not shit myself.
Yesterday was my first spa day. I didn't know what to expect, other than a massage and a sauna. Naturally, i packed swimming trunks for the sauna and headed out with my roommate for my first ever spa day!
Here's what i forgot - ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1416379673 | 1416463739 | t3_2mr0gw | t5_2to41 | 62 | jacksparr09: TIFU by lying to myself, thinking I could play the guitar, and failing miserably.
This happened a few years ago, but the repressed memory came up while reading another post--
I was freshman attending a tiny university. So as I'm doing registration I see there's an opening for a guitar class...why the hell... | 6 | 10.333333 | |
1416381920 | 1416421103 | t3_2mr32k | t5_2to41 | 49 | CakeBlazer360: TIFU by creating the strongest lock on the planet... in my closet.
So my parents bought a table from Ikea a few months back and we still haven't opened it, but its packaged self rested against my bedside temporarily. It got on my nerves, as I couldn't climb into bed properly, so I slid the thing into my ... | 5 | 9.8 | |
1416383313 | 1416395940 | t3_2mr4ln | t5_2to41 | 6 | sasha_clague: TIFU when my dad walked in on me blowing my neighbor
SilentOneBravo: Block party? Is this a norm where you are?
Silvermane2: Have you never been to a block party?
SilentOneBravo: No, I am surrounded by upper-middle class retired white people... and two pot dealers.
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1416382947 | 1416414399 | t3_2mr45y | t5_2to41 | 12 | derpyman96: TIFU By arguing with my parents...
This is my first time posting so please be gentle for this is a sensitive matter for me at the moment and the fact that this just happened about 20 minutes ago. It all started with a chat that I had with my parents three days ago about me just being and outright asshat to ... | 6 | 2 | |
1416383848 | 1416400514 | t3_2mr53k | t5_2to41 | 15 | thehostilehobo: TIFU by trying to escape Reddit.
So, I've been on Reddit for the past couple of hours and finally decided it was time to do something else. Anything else, really. I was pretty bored and kinda high, so I just Googled "i need a hobby".
This was the first result:
http://freeintenyears.com/frugal-tips/100-... | 3 | 5 | |
1416384378 | 1416395075 | t3_2mr5nn | t5_2to41 | 42 | KILLjoy31313: TIFU by crushing my cats pelvis.
Oh dear god I wish this was fake. My experience happened this morning, which at the time of writing would actually be yesterday morning since my clock just rolled past midnight.
TL;DR Stepped on a black cat hiding under a black shirt shortly after waking up while blind in... | 8 | 5.25 | |
1416386247 | 1416627534 | t3_2mr7i1 | t5_2to41 | 256 | lemonrabbits: TIFU by emailing my homework to my teacher
It was the night before my 4000 word essay draft was due and had only JUST started it because of how busy I was that week. I pretty much worked from 8pm to 4:00 am to finish this shit because it was a pretty big deal even though it was only a first draft. Now it ... | 5 | 51.2 | |
1416386950 | 1416527107 | t3_2mr841 | t5_2to41 | 157 | dcruz15: TIFU by drinking hot chocolate
This just happened like 20 minutes ago. So I came back from work craving a hot chocolate. Now my mom loves to buy discounted items from Stater Bros. or any other grocery store. So she bought a pack of hot chocolate packets for 89 cents. They all seemed fine and nothing was wrong ... | 7 | 22.428571 | |
1416383049 | 1416391434 | t3_2mr4a9 | t5_2to41 | 13 | Zillcaytr: TIFU by trying to take a photo of a Will Ferrell look-alike
So, i went to my step-brother's karate lesson today and I was reeeally bored. So i looked up from my iPod and saw what looked like Will Ferrell. so i thought to myself "Hmmm... If i take a photo of him and saying i saw Will Ferrell i'm sure to get l... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1416387846 | 1416394756 | t3_2mr8vf | t5_2to41 | 6 | MrB1gSh0t: TIFU by being new
first of all it's my first published fuck up after several times of laughing my ass off of other OP's fuckups. so actually the fuck up goes several years ago, I was a junior executive in a telecom company and we got merged with a larger company (hostile takeover style) so I got transferred ... | 3 | 2 | |
1416394427 | 1416485089 | t3_2mrerv | t5_2to41 | 8,249 | Arthanium: TIFU by leaving my reddit account logged in on a school computer.
Just a reminder to everyone including whoever actually owns this accout to log out after being done with doing stuffs on public computers.
-- Not the guy who owns this account.
EDIT: Owner here, was super confused opening... | 16 | 515.5625 | |
1416394741 | 1416406007 | t3_2mrf3d | t5_2to41 | 7 | ttthhhlllhhh: TIFU by trying weed
Brief notes before we get into this:
- I live in Colorado
- I'd never done any drugs before this and didn't drink, smoke cigarettes, etc
So, Colorado: recreational weed is currently legal, but was still medicinal-only back when this happened (about a year ago). My dad had just gotte... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1416394770 | 1416422292 | t3_2mrf3z | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by flexing my vocabulary.
So I was at Target with my girlfriend earlier today getting some pizzas to make for dinner and of course you can't have pizza without ranch dressing. We were in the isle looking at the ranch and I grabbed the Hidden Valley (which cost something like $2.99). She was trying to ge... | 3 | 2 | |
1416397975 | 1416399976 | t3_2mri0o | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by giving myself the money shot
iceman312: Well now, you know what that means. No loose ends, the cat must go.
SilentOneBravo: Shall I ready the mossberg?
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1416398375 | 1416404172 | t3_2mrifo | t5_2to41 | 14 | benofepmn: TIFU by reading the TIFU about the cabbie fart to my kids
I was in the car all day with the older, gifted one. He’s home schooled, and this was the day I drove him around to a bunch of lessons. From one side of town to the other for specialized clarinet, chess, and voice lessons. And he had an orthodontist a... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1416380763 | 1416484115 | t3_2mr1sh | t5_2to41 | 5 | theriddler2211: TIFU by destroying a light
for a while now I have been saving up for a gaming pc and have recently acquired enough money to purchase the parts. Today however I was not very happy to say the least. I was kicking a soccer ball in our indoor basketball court and kicked the ball very high so high in fact th... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1416400605 | 1416444953 | t3_2mrkqc | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFU by smelling weed.
This actually happened today, and I am still sat next to the person it involves as I type.
I was sat on a bench along with four other people beside a bus stop, which is very busy due to it being outside both a shopping centre and my college. I was minding my own business reading the l... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1416403921 | 1416603329 | t3_2mroko | t5_2to41 | 671 | cmcdonald1337: TIFU by going to McDonald's on shrooms
I'll admit, this was a few years ago. Also, I wasn't just on shrooms. The other substance I consumed will be the main cause of this disaster. We'll get to that in a minute.
I posted another psychedelic TIFU recently about my [experience on Salvia](http://www.reddit... | 11 | 61 | |
1416403412 | 1416406956 | t3_2mrnyj | t5_2to41 | 10 | Another_sealion: TIFU while masturbating.
MHaaskivi: I mean...at least the speakers work. Those can be a bitch to get configured right.
Another_sealion: Yeah. I don't think I'll ever connect to them again, though.
| 3 | 3.333333 | |
1416378564 | 1416433545 | t3_2mqz40 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving my phone on my desk in class and then going to a hearing test.
Now most people reading this are probably thinking, oh someone prolly took your phone and hid it, changed the pic, or took pictures. Well no one did that because I put a passcode on it. My class is notorious for changing the backg... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1416404994 | 1416426353 | t3_2mrpw5 | t5_2to41 | 101 | GhostlyTIFU: TIFU by making a joke about a ghost at work.
While at work last night(I work at a hotel) about midway into my shift a guest calls the front desk complaining about a noise in her room. She mentioned it was a constant tapping type noise and couldn't get any sleep the night before and wanted another room. The... | 7 | 14.428571 | |
1416404981 | 1416423772 | t3_2mrpve | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU my fortune
I got Chinese food last night and it was delicious. It had been so long since the last time that I'd eaten it that I almost forgot that it came with a fortune cookie. I saw the cookie and immediately started eating it. That's when I started wondering what that funny taste and weird consistenc... | 3 | 2 | |
1416407146 | 1416427626 | t3_2mrt10 | t5_2to41 | 27 | rootking378: TIFU - Sold some stocks which I held on to for years. only to know if I waited just two days, I would have had close to half a million dollars.
So, I remember i had about 200k of shares which was at an OTC price of a few pennies per share. I decided to invest in from my fathers advice... he said "just hold... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1416407291 | 1416457843 | t3_2mrt9x | t5_2to41 | 64 | lori1119: TIFU by turning my husband into a killer
Let me preface this by saying that I love animals and have never, purposely, killed an animal. I did hit a squirrel once in my car and I have had birds fly into my windshield or car grill on several occasions. Still, I'm not an animal killer.
For the past week, I ha... | 8 | 8 | |
1416404773 | 1417453370 | t3_2mrpmg | t5_2to41 | 8 | Reallythishappened: TIFU by listening to my penis rather than my brain
Well this happened last night and feel a little ashamed that it happened to me. I always thought that i could see a scam a mile away but this one came out of nowhere. So here it is.
I was using a dating app and me and this girl got connected so I sa... | 8 | 1 | |
1416405115 | 1416493611 | t3_2mrq0y | t5_2to41 | 73 | [deleted]: TIFU by saying hello to the guy cleaning the gutters.
He was on a ladder, standing precariously by the gutters which are literally right outside my bedroom window.
I poked my head out and said hello.
He shat himself and nearly fell off the ladder.
I was then given a lecture in a heavy eastern European ac... | 9 | 8.111111 | |
1416410045 | 1416414705 | t3_2mrxtc | t5_2to41 | 13 | fuckfuckshitfuckdamn: TIFU by Blowing something up
Well I was trying to get my raspberry pi to work so I connected it to a multiplug and it made a large BANG sound and saw a huge spark. It burned the power supply, and I think I broke something important. I now have no electricity in my room, but the rest of the house i... | 9 | 1.444444 | |
1416409176 | 1416470098 | t3_2mrwbi | t5_2to41 | 192 | G_I_Joe_Mansueto: TIFU By saying no to an Angel
I'm sitting on the Green Line in Chicago, with a buddy of mine. We're at the train's southern-most terminus, which for those of you unacquainted, is in the heart of the South Side of Chicago. For those of you even more unacquainted, that's one of the dangerous sides of Ch... | 5 | 38.4 | |
1416411142 | 1416412279 | t3_2mrzqh | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU Today in class I pulled up porn on the substitute teacher's computer as a joke and got the substitute fired
Around 8:30 this morning in my Physics class we were discussing our homework assignments. When our substitute went to go print of our new test and us knowing that our substitute is usually cool wi... | 6 | 2 | |
1416412183 | 1416412841 | t3_2ms1m1 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by fall in love with the same girl as my BF did!
Hey! Before I start we need some "nicknames" for the people in the story! The wonderful girl is called P and my BF is called M. old BF called S.
(S were like the boy from heaven back then).
Okey, so here's the deal! This story may need some flashbacks! ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1416410743 | 1416422490 | t3_2mrywt | t5_2to41 | 96 | Blue_Polyp: TIFU by boiling 3 eggs
This happened this past Sunday.
Santa Claus parade in my city. Starts at around noon. Wife and I were getting our 7 month old ready for the parade. I'm not hungry at all, but I realize we might be waiting around for the floats for a while so I should eat some food. Something that wil... | 3 | 32 | |
1416413896 | 1416415864 | t3_2ms50l | t5_2to41 | 4 | Brokelikeheaven: TIFU by falling in love with the same girl as my BF
Hey! Before I start we need some "nicknames" for the people in the story! The wonderful girl is called Lelo and my BF is called John. old BF called Zack.
Okey, so here's the deal! This story may need some flashbacks! In 6th grade I moved school with... | 4 | 1 | |
1416414951 | 1416445241 | t3_2ms6zb | t5_2to41 | 284 | OvechkinCrosby: TIFU by letting my son play Goldeneye
My son is 5 years old and loves video games. We don't let him play often, only on weekends, because he gets carried away and he cries when he has to stop. (We understand that he's a kid..) We have a Wii but it's broken right now. He's been really good so last weeken... | 7 | 40.571429 | |
1416415342 | 1416452572 | t3_2ms7sq | t5_2to41 | 62 | H_SunnyD: TIFU by going to the Apple Store.
I am a college student and have been dating my girlfriend for about a month. Her parents were in town this weekend for her sorority's "Parents Weekend." I met them for the first time briefly on Saturday, and didn't see them again until this morning when they took my girlfrien... | 6 | 10.333333 | |
1416416994 | 1416476407 | t3_2msb1j | t5_2to41 | 6 | LavaisWatery: TIFU by almost eating a whole bag of doritos covered in rat piss
I'll admit this wasn't today or even this week. This was two weeks ago but I thought I would share it because it was the worst thing ever.
So whenever I get a bag of doritos I tend to eat it all. Not this time, the night before this inciden... | 3 | 2 | |
1416416427 | 1416427121 | t3_2ms9xc | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a haughty asshole
Actually happened a week or two ago. I have a decent job as a student worker at my university, which basically entails answering phones and making deliveries and such. Kind of an office bitch; if someone decides they don't want to do something (given it's in the vicinity of th... | 3 | 4 | |
1416416872 | 1416448386 | t3_2msat0 | t5_2to41 | 52 | richardludwig: TIFU by sneezing into my hot chocolate
This actually happened about three minutes ago. I have been sitting at the car dealership repair center for the last 2.5 hours, and the waiting room is small and packed full of people. All of a sudden the urge to sneeze overcame me, but for some reason instead of co... | 10 | 5.2 | |
1416415437 | 1416427518 | t3_2ms7zd | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by being pumped after my midterm and mistaken for a drug addict as a result
So this actually happened 3 years ago, but I just realized what happened this morning.
So I had a late evening midterm for my first year Calculus class, and I didn't get out of the midterm until probably around 9pm. I lived of... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1416414477 | 1416430967 | t3_2ms63s | t5_2to41 | 8 | alekakoC: TIFU by using Social Media the wrong way
There's a TL;DR on the bottom for those of you who don't read big texts. I am not using a throwaway acc since I am sure she doesn't even use Reddit. The first 2 paragraphs are essentially the story's setting.
So I am a 17 yo from Greece (Quite an introvert although mo... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1416418430 | 1416427786 | t3_2msdws | t5_2to41 | 63 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my wife I'm addicted to video games
I was in a deep hole with explaining why I play video games for up to two hours a night. I don't like watching TV, so I substitute it with games. Now anytime I play she gets pissed that I'm caving into an addiction. Worst part is I just got a bunch of new g... | 8 | 7.875 |
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