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1416418209 | 1416432685 | t3_2msdhl | t5_2to41 | 14 | Hurske: TIFU by ruining the best second date of my life.
Ok, so this happened around two years ago. A little back story, I went through a divorce at the age of 25 and for the hell of it, sold my house, packed the car and moved from Las Vegas to Dallas.
Now I went to Dallas not really knowing anyone there, so I decide... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1416419632 | 1416422694 | t3_2msgb6 | t5_2to41 | 14 | brokebotharms16: TIFU by talking about a car repair shop in class.
Today I was in English class and for some reason the teacher started talking about car repair shops. Some people got involved in the conversation and a girl, whose weight is higher than the standard, and is/was a good friend of mine, said she goes to th... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1416419365 | 1416433537 | t3_2msfs0 | t5_2to41 | 51 | wiyumishere: TIFU by microwaving a Mouse.
Today I fucked up by microwaving a frozen mouse. My girlfriend said lets microwave it to warm it up. Take note this was to feed my ball python. It blew up in the microwave, and smelled up the entire downstairs with exploded bladder. Not sure why I listened to her. This was a ba... | 3 | 17 | |
1416419052 | 1416421150 | t3_2msf6b | t5_2to41 | 9 | Raewhen: TIFU by burning Hard Boiled Eggs.
You read that right. I was making hard boiled eggs, and i burned them...
* It is worth pointing out that I have had a cold for about two weeks now. So I am rather fatigued at this point. This will be important later on.
Last night around 11PM i decided that i was hungry a... | 3 | 3 | |
1416419684 | 1416423385 | t3_2msgek | t5_2to41 | 16 | BrokenMagnolia: TIFU by masturbating for the first time in over a week.
asmo97: > Skin snake
poetry at its finest
alebro112: *snake skin* rufffff
| 3 | 5.333333 | |
1416421003 | 1416434128 | t3_2msj3z | t5_2to41 | 6 | matco3825: Tifu by removing chicken from the oven
So this happened last night it was me my girlfriend and my roommate hanging out in the kitchen. I had two chicken breasts broiling in the oven I had already flipped them once, and the noodles had just finished cooking and it was time to get the chicken out. And to add i... | 3 | 2 | |
1416422060 | 1416430230 | t3_2mslaq | t5_2to41 | 8 | HellRaisingHotDog: TIFU by quick-chilling a bottle of wine in the freezer for too long, then snapping the cork head off when I tried to open it...
I didn't have a corkscrew, and was adamant to my wife, by this point already in hysterics, that I could just chip the rest away with a knife and/or scissors....20 minutes pa... | 4 | 2 | |
1416422540 | 1416423966 | t3_2msm9x | t5_2to41 | 13 | AmandaHammertits: TIFU by asking my girlfriend's Brazilian mum if she wanted a dick instead of bread.
So I currently live with my girlfriend in her family's home in Brazil. I'm learning Portuguese, and it's coming along, but I ain't great at it yet.
It was lunchtime and I was preparing food for everyone. Along with th... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1416422250 | 1416443253 | t3_2mslph | t5_2to41 | 10 | DaKing7: TIFU by getting baked and not locking up
TIFU - *Disclaimer - this happend last month*
My mam works nightshift some nights, and its just me who lives with her... so this was a perfect time to invite a friend over, get baked, and played some xbox!!
We usually roll the joint in the house and go out the back,... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1416423069 | 1416425705 | t3_2msnay | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to be naughty
heeerekitty: That main heart is really small.
Ya_ya_ya_ya: But all seriousness i had it under my shirt for the most part, it's a public bathroom.
heeerekitty: I was fucking with you. Really though, I like your shirt, and I'm sure she does too.
Ya_ya_ya_ya: Haha i know but i took... | 11 | 1.636364 | |
1416422635 | 1416456363 | t3_2msmgw | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: TIFU By spilling shampoo
Ok so I had just finished swimming at a public pool and went into a changing room and started getting changed. Then I realized the shampoo I was using was leaking in my bag. It was all over it and some got on the bench in the changing room too. Keep in mind that it was white. Anyway,... | 5 | 6 | |
1416425794 | 1416432351 | t3_2msspe | t5_2to41 | 36 | thatonecantoneseguy: TIFU by listening to rap at a day care
I had my phone with me and I wanted to listen to some music while I waited for my cousin to go home, and I forgot my headphones.
So I listened to some rap with the speakers.
And then right when the kids were running out, the rapper said "FUCK" loudly in front... | 4 | 9 | |
1416423862 | 1416438352 | t3_2msovm | t5_2to41 | 6 | flunky_george: TIFU by connecting my car battery to the wrong ports... by force..
There was a giant ball of smoke and i could hear plastic melting in the generator.. I guess i was lucky the battery didn´t explode in my face atleast...
Any1 selling a new car?
shyguylol123: The first question is why would you work on a... | 3 | 2 | |
1416426066 | 1416457928 | t3_2mst97 | t5_2to41 | 879 | xxivvii: TIFU by rotating my laundry in the nude...
So, I'm a fairly tall guy (6'4) and was in a hurry rotating my laundry in the nude (had just got out of the shower, and the jeans I wanted to wear were in the washer). The washer is top loading and the dryer is front loading. As I put the clothes from the washer to ... | 6 | 146.5 | |
1416427474 | 1416430681 | t3_2msw36 | t5_2to41 | 4 | wohl0052: Tifu by dropping my glasses
Today I was out making a few sales calls. I stopped for lunch between my first and second appointment and had about a half hour to kill before I needed to hit my second stop. I let out a real killer fart and decided I might need to take care of that before my second stop.
I casua... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1416427973 | 1416511404 | t3_2msx2s | t5_2to41 | 5 | gamefanatic: TIFU By letting my curiosity of death get the best of me.
I saw a post about Cristiano Ronaldo accidentally kicking an Argetinian player from yesterdays friendly. Scrolling through the comments I saw someone made a reference to a subreddit about death. 20minutes later, I have scrolled through 3 full top ra... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1416428065 | 1416430471 | t3_2msx98 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by flipping someone off while driving
I was driving to work from class this afternoon, and was on the phone with my grandma, just checking in with her after she had back surgery. The buses for my university stop frequently and it's not always clear where the bus stops are, so it's sometimes hard to tel... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1416427959 | 1416447784 | t3_2msx1t | t5_2to41 | 334 | Manbearphoenix: TIFU by burning the evidence.
So some background first. My family is a uber health conscious crazy about healthy food and I agree with that for the most part. But I can't just eat healthy food every day without a single bit of sugar. So I go to a fast food place once a month to get my fix. I usually eat... | 11 | 30.363636 | |
1416429516 | 1416439443 | t3_2mt05z | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by farting in front of the pizza delivery guy
This happend about a year ago... Let's start off, me being the young hungry teenager I am, I ordered some pizza, what could go wrong? Fast forward like 25 minutes, the pizza guy is here, I open up the door and immediately I let off a huge fart, the guy quick... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1416427561 | 1416466770 | t3_2msw9f | t5_2to41 | 67 | brttnyrm: TIFU by ruining my husband's final project.
My husband is a furniture design major in college and has spent a great deal of time making a beautiful tea cabinet for one of his projects. He was having me help him take it to the car so he could bring it to final critique and my foot hit the edge of the stairs wr... | 7 | 9.571429 | |
1416430643 | 1416536761 | t3_2mt2fx | t5_2to41 | 11 | cloud_surfer: TIFU by not locking my computer at work.
So we all use Mac laptops at work. I always lock my computer when I leave my desk, but somehow today I did not when I went to the bathroom.
Normally that would not be too bad, but just so happen I was using iMessage on my laptop before, and the conversation got p... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1416430799 | 1416498431 | t3_2mt2qy | t5_2to41 | 88 | thatdude222: TIFU by texting a cute girl "fine, best of luck." After she said "Shouldn't have kissed me, not interested anymore." Only to discover it was sarcasm.
I met a cute girl at a bar, we flirted, she invited me to play pool again the next day. We drank, more flirting, had some good games, made many a hint at ha... | 5 | 17.6 | |
1416429065 | 1416433684 | t3_2msz9c | t5_2to41 | 60 | thefoxdetective: TIFU by taking too hot of a shower
So today is a pretty cold day in my apartment. It's an older apartment building, built in the early 60's, so there are radiators for warmth but no central heating or anything fancy like that. Anyways, this morning I got up went into the bathroom and closed the door an... | 4 | 15 | |
1416431872 | 1416434257 | t3_2mt4wl | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU: by bringing out a ball at lunch
For reference I'm in high school and I'm a sophomore. So today I was playing with my ball at lunch and me and my friend were tossing around. We were going to throw up pretty far and then eventually my friend goes and throws it on the roof. This ball is pretty expensive a... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1416431852 | 1416462502 | t3_2mt4v7 | t5_2to41 | 11 | fishychan: TIFU by blindly clicking links in TIFU while at work
so this happened about five minuets ago, I'm at work, where I work for my father in laws company.
I'm browsing Reddit, when here on r/TIFU I find this gem [funny TIFU](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2mrerv/tifu_by_leaving_my_reddit_account_logged_i... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1416429127 | 1416437633 | t3_2mszdh | t5_2to41 | 17 | SyntheticManMilk: TIFU by totaling my car while trying to install a $30 part.
Happened about an hour ago. I still can't believe how much I fucked up from doing something so simple. My oil pressure gauge was acting up on my beautiful 99 Jeep Grand Cherokee. I decided to replace my [oil sending unit](http://www.partst... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1416433041 | 1416484966 | t3_2mt7at | t5_2to41 | 1,989 | Birdshaw: TIFU by using a cheesy line on my wife.
SanguineHaze: Protip, when you're trying to get your ladyfriend in the mood... do not ask "Does this make you nacho cheese drippy?"
It doesn't work.
[deleted]: >nacho cheese
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/q5ikr/reddit_what_is_the_weirdestmost_****ed_u... | 9 | 221 | |
1416429854 | 1416529137 | t3_2mt0wt | t5_2to41 | 281 | uh-ohs: Tifu by almost melting my eyeball
So I got this new 500mw laser online and have been having some fun with it, setting paper on fire lighting matching popping balloons etc. Obviously it's pretty powerful. So here's where it all went wrong. I set this next to my bed that night and started to fall asleep when I th... | 9 | 31.222222 | |
1416433719 | 1416463363 | t3_2mt8mu | t5_2to41 | 4 | BrachiumPontis: TIFU by assuming "exceptional" meant "especially good"
I was attending a very fancy award dinner with various faculty and students from a ton of different fields. My background is in biology, so I'm rather ignorant of the intricacies of other fields beyond STEM. I struck up a conversation with a woman w... | 4 | 1 | |
1416434182 | 1416496297 | t3_2mt9mc | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by masturbating. [NSFW]
This is a throwaway and this just happened 15 minutes ago. So I work a very eclectic schedule, sometimes I work for 8 hours other times I only work for 2. This is important for context for two things,one, it explains why I am at the house and two, why our babysitter is picking up... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1416434358 | 1416495544 | t3_2mt9yl | t5_2to41 | 3 | breakingflynn: TIFU by getting drunk and locking myself out... sort of (NSFW)
In fairness, this happened to me about 8 years ago, but it's still a classic.
As my friends have come to learn, I never really know where I’m going to end up sleeping on any given night. Save for some brief time spent having my own place, I’... | 3 | 1 | |
1416436019 | 1416436457 | t3_2mtdb8 | t5_2to41 | 4 | pictureguy1847: TIFU by drawing a "graphic" picture on a school desk.
KarlPlays: Ignore it, the worst it can do is trigger them to talk to someone who is actually suicidal and help them.
pictureguy1847: Yeah that is what I was thinking. I just hope this doesn't get people thinking that I am suicidal
KarlPlays: You'll... | 4 | 1 | |
1416431347 | 1416480604 | t3_2mt3up | t5_2to41 | 6 | hashasinsss: TIFU by bleeding to my father's car seat while drunk and in pain [NSFW]
This FU was actually happened 6 months ago but here I go.
I had a very serious case of pilonidal sinus last May and I need to get a surgery. I went home from college leaving finals week half-done and scheduled for a surgery. The day ... | 3 | 2 | |
1416435620 | 1416514030 | t3_2mtcij | t5_2to41 | 63 | worldeater_: TIFU by yelling out a car at pedestrians
This happened a year or two ago, but I'm finally getting around to posting it.
Growing up with an older brother, he naturally taught me that its okay to be a dick sometimes. So driving around we would yell random things at the people walking. One of our favorites wa... | 5 | 12.6 | |
1416437664 | 1416457321 | t3_2mtgm9 | t5_2to41 | 15 | kiiroidol: TIFU By Trusting My Dad.
This has happened for as long as I can remember. I have seen and heard of many fathers being sexually or physically abusive. But my Dad is neither. He is mentally abusive. He changes what he says and manipulates you so he alway can and always will have control. And I fucked up by not... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1416436869 | 1416499348 | t3_2mtf1l | t5_2to41 | 28 | philmtl: (tifu) by using the handicap stall.
Get to bathroom, nice big spacious handicap stall is available, why not. Sit start #2. Start peeing at same time, look down fml I peed on my boxers. The. Handcap stall has an elevated toilet seat, above the toilet bowl with an opening. So my dick was not inside the lid as us... | 4 | 7 | |
1416437580 | 1416449746 | t3_2mtgfo | t5_2to41 | 6 | w1de3y3graphics: TIFU by hitting a curb
SoulCrafter: Be honest with her. Tell her what you were thinking about when you got careless and hit the curb.
w1de3y3graphics: I did and she is still not happy. I see her point as well.
SoulCrafter: It's understandable. It is and accident, but it's still taking away from the ... | 6 | 1 | |
1416438211 | 1416453070 | t3_2mthnr | t5_2to41 | 14 | Pancreatic_Pirate: TIFU by giving my coworker a cuncussion
I work in a Japanese restaurant. We are required to pour our own miso soup. While I was doing so, a bit of tofu attached itself to my arm.. I flicked it off and watched it cascade to the ground. Two seconds after I made up my mind to leave it there, one of the ... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1416438830 | 1416476438 | t3_2mtit9 | t5_2to41 | 76 | awildredditappears: [TIFU] by putting a kitten in my helmet.
edit: toosaddidn'tread;would /u/TIFU_mod kindly move this to /r/sad and rename it [TIFU] By Posting This in the Wrong Sub? that'd be greaaat, thanks.
I was on my way home from work last night, on a busy residential road only a half mile away, when ... | 4 | 19 | |
1416439908 | 1416441220 | t3_2mtku2 | t5_2to41 | 6 | purpleace8: TIFU by accidentally just submitting this very rough draft about censorship of The Great Gatsby and why it should be read in schools... it's my stream of I don't give a f*ck outline that I always do before I write an essay
air_archmage: Wait - what?
[deleted]: He posted the text of his rough outline. It do... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1416440175 | 1416443646 | t3_2mtlbn | t5_2to41 | 9 | lord-steezus: TIFU, New debit card, disposal, explosion, pain.
Today i royally fucked up guys. I got a new debit card in the mail which means i have destroy my old one. What better way to go about doing so than melting the everliving fuck out of the old one with some home made rocket fuel! I had probably 20-40g or mor... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1416439901 | 1416497218 | t3_2mtktk | t5_2to41 | 816 | scragglerock: TIFU by disinfecting a paper cut....on my anus.
Irwin96: Hey at least it won't get infected
scragglerock: That was my thinking after the whole lava angus went away.
TheAltruisticPeach: Mmmm angus.
FilthyHorse: Mmmm anus.
TheAltruisticPeach: I love me some juicy anus burger.
Level8Zubat: Prime Cut Anus... | 9 | 90.666667 | |
1416439066 | 1416450168 | t3_2mtj9n | t5_2to41 | 3 | BurritoGod240: TIFU by going into the school bathroom.
PM_Me_Randomly: Accidentally peeing on the floor while sitting on the throne takes effort. Golf clap!
BurritoGod240: I was crouching above the toilet lel
| 3 | 1 | |
1416432575 | 1416444848 | t3_2mt6cg | t5_2to41 | 3 | inb4thoughtprocess: TIFU by being the emotional equivalent of a 2 year old.
Popping my 'first post' cherry. Sorry if this is a jumbled mess. My mind tends to race all over the place.
Backstory:
I have never been one to handle rejection well. I have had some people in my past that have caused me to have major trust is... | 3 | 1 | |
1416443148 | 1416594614 | t3_2mtqvl | t5_2to41 | 18 | GottaGoFastLikeSanic: TIFU by throwing my cat out my bedroom door
My room is small. It's set up to where my bed is against the wall and my door is on the wall parallel to the wall my bed is against.
My cat always comes in my room and bites my boob, so I pick her up and throw her out the door and she doesn't bother me... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1416436858 | 1416497223 | t3_2mtf0y | t5_2to41 | 10 | Picassolsus: TIFU by "catfishing" my own self
So the background. I have a terrible habit of adding lines to my cell account when I get the itch to try out a new device and I'm not yet eligible for upgrade. No need and berate me over all of the reasons why this is a bad idea, just understand that I have 12 lines with my... | 5 | 2 | |
1416445192 | 1416461543 | t3_2mtumu | t5_2to41 | 29 | Tia00017: TIFU By Helping a lady shovel her driveway
So I was looking for a way to earn some extra dough for college. So I found this ad in the local grocery store for $10 to help a little old lady shovel her driveway. So I naturally thought, "$10 for 15 minutes of work, easy enough." So I drive over to her house and k... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1416445811 | 1416445971 | t3_2mtvqe | t5_2to41 | 4 | lazy_sharecropper: TIFU by lying to a drug dealer
chargoggagog: Mr. Nice Guy?
lazy_sharecropper: flyin to the moon with that bitch alice kramden
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1416445194 | 1416505417 | t3_2mtun0 | t5_2to41 | 478 | Defenestratia: TIFU by having elbows.
We had a visiting lecturer today. Our room is small. 40 ish people all cramped into one little space. About an hour into this lecture, everyone is silent and listening to the lecturer. I notice a pretty fucking awful smell and try not to react. It's pretty obvious the dude next to ... | 5 | 95.6 | |
1416387993 | 1416534920 | t3_2mr91k | t5_2to41 | 3 | Isawthesplind: TIFU by smoking under my dorm building.
Gonna keep this short.
Basically my friend and I lit up a J under our dorm building in a parking garage, and we realize after it was done we were smoking under an air conditioning unit.
Went back inside and took the elevator to a few friends floors cause we could... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1416446280 | 1416526369 | t3_2mtwm3 | t5_2to41 | 63 | booofedoof: TIFU by using my daughter's baby wipes
So my 2 year old has been pretty sick the past few days, diarrhea, puking, the works. Today she was feeling a little better so I decided to order her favorite pizza and hot wings for myself. She sat there eating her pizza, happy as a clam while I dug into my super... | 6 | 10.5 | |
1416446941 | 1416453064 | t3_2mtxv2 | t5_2to41 | 61 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting my blood checked [NSFW]
claws_donttouch: And now you have both a fear of needles and a fear of cheese pizza. So sorry OP
n0837: Actually, I don't have a fear of needles anymore, or cheese pizza for that matter. I do have a fear of shitting myself in public though.
FayBooLess: Who doesn't
Omn... | 5 | 12.2 | |
1416449060 | 1416450251 | t3_2mu1o5 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Shanshan16: TIFU by laughing at the obituaries
This isn't my first duck up in life, fellow Redditors, but this *is* one I'd like to share.
So I was on my break at McDonald's, eating a hashbrown when one of my coworkers comes over , starting her break. I was sitting at a different table , and didn't see what was going... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1416449325 | 1416450769 | t3_2mu24q | t5_2to41 | 4 | Shorttbus: TIFU by walking down the sidewalk
Last week, I was walking down the sidewalk, tims in hand, on my way to the library so that I could pretend to study for a couple hours. That plan got cancelled when a cyclist runs into me from behind, causing me to spill hot coffee all over myself and then proceeded to bike ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1416450155 | 1416463282 | t3_2mu3os | t5_2to41 | 6 | Blake_Avery: TIFU my 3DS by leaving it next to my bathtub while taking a shower
Today, I put some music up on my 3DS and put it about the length of a pencil away from my shower. When I was done, it was off. Thinking the battery was dead, I booted it back up, only to find that it just made a click sound and shut back do... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1416451280 | 1416456802 | t3_2mu5rr | t5_2to41 | 14 | Electr0freak: TIFU by releasing a mouse
Okay so this happened about a month ago. I have 3 cats, and usually they're pretty worthless when it comes to killing anything. They will run away from spiders and I've watched them corner a mouse and do nothing but watch it. In fact, that time, I actually caught the mouse under ... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1416452438 | 1416456643 | t3_2mu7zv | t5_2to41 | 18 | austin_976: TIFU by being honest with my Girlfriend
Happened last weekend.
It starts out that I built up a resistance to being tickled for short periods of time. This made it seem like I wasn't ticklish.. Well I fucked up because one night, while drinking..., I said its funny that you think I'm not ticklish, I am you ... | 6 | 3 | |
1416452368 | 1416456668 | t3_2mu7vl | t5_2to41 | 4 | TerryEternity: TIFU by stabbing myself in the leg with scissors while parallel parking
Two weeks ago, actually. I was driving to get a haircut at Supercuts and I thought I might increase my day's efficiency quotient by using my Swiss Army Knife scissors to cut my nails while at a stoplight (saving at LEAST 15 seconds ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1416443363 | 1416540378 | t3_2mtr9q | t5_2to41 | 16 | SmileRifle: TIFU by playing with ammo and smoking my first cigarette.
This fuck up happened a few years ago, back when I was 13, but I thought I'd share because in hindsight it was hilarious and has *just* come back to haunt me (us). So I moved to live in Liverpool from the countryside, leaving all my friends behind to... | 4 | 4 | |
1416455451 | 1416463588 | t3_2mudgi | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to introduce my girlfriend to Reddit
So I've been on Reddit for just over two years, had multiple front page posts, over 10k Karma in comments and links, and part of many groups that were found during countless hours of interweb hypnosis. Last night, I thought, "Markalark likes all sorts of co... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1416455988 | 1416458690 | t3_2mueea | t5_2to41 | 1 | Tox123: TIFU by crushing a perfectly nice guy's heart
Actually it happened 6 years ago, but I didn't realize it until today. My boyfriend is watching the movie Jiro's Dream of Sushi, and became curious about the highest standard of gastronomy: Michelin 3-star. In the movie it says a Michelin 3-star restaurant is "worth... | 6 | 0.166667 | |
1416454138 | 1416458909 | t3_2mub46 | t5_2to41 | 38 | gabid_hasselhoff: TIFU by using a bathroom in San Francisco NSFW-ish
Like many good TIFU posts, this one didn't happen today. My fuck up happened about a year and a half ago in San Fran. <Backstory> I'm a flatlander, so being out in California was amazing and awesome and the best. I had road-tripped for Spring-Br... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1416438862 | 1416500492 | t3_2mtivd | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU By Taking Too Many Sleeping Pills
So, technically it was last night. I ran a series of experiments last week and it nearly killed my sleep schedule. I was working from 8-430am. I tried so hard to get back on schedule this last weekend, I suffer from sleep issues, and I took 200 mg of a popular over the ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1416458326 | 1416458877 | t3_2mui7r | t5_2to41 | 9 | God_Ares: TIFU by being a Canadian in America
Karmas_burning: What is it in Canada?
God_Ares: It's more of a sweeter iced tea.
Karmas_burning: So like ordering a sweet tea? Sorry, just confused.
God_Ares: That's what I learnt I have to do to get close to what I normally enjoy.
Karmas_burning: Makes sense. I got u... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1416458716 | 1416461834 | t3_2muiuh | t5_2to41 | 18 | RedWingMYW: TIFU by not sitting next to the pretty girl on the bus
Reddit, today yours truly fucked up so hard... I'm reeling and unsure what to do. It's a rather long story, but if you bear with me, maybe you'll learn something (or at least be mildly entertained).
So yesterday (Tuesday the 18th), I traveled by bus t... | 6 | 3 | |
1416458581 | 1416508929 | t3_2muimn | t5_2to41 | 17 | poopoopaul: TIFU by unsubscribing from an email
My email inboxes have always been organized. I take some pride in that. There’s a hotmail account I use as a spam email account. There’s a gmail account I use for personal emails.
One morning I turn on my computer to check the morning’s emails. One email stood out. In my... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1416446753 | 1416662962 | t3_2mtxip | t5_2to41 | 34 | CrushkilldestroySWAG: TIFU by accidentally stalking a girl on the last day of middle school
This happened four years ago. On the last day of eighth grade, the whole grade went on a field trip to a big amusement about an hour away from the school. I had a huge crush on this one girl (call her Jane), and I was probably n... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1416459838 | 1416527305 | t3_2mukl1 | t5_2to41 | 85 | carnationsole3: TIFU by traumatizing a girl I don't know.
Today I was walking out of school and overheard a few younger girls talking. I tuned in long enough to hear one girl ask another "why don't you have a boyfriend?" I turned to look at this girl, thinking it was someone I knew I leaned over her shoulder and said, ... | 4 | 21.25 | |
1416461117 | 1416517547 | t3_2mumnd | t5_2to41 | 98 | uselessbro: TIFU by blurting out that I quit my job
I've been struggling to enjoy my job for months now and having trouble hitting sales targets simply because the business just wasn't around (my team members were all experiencing the same, other locations in wealthier suburbs were making plenty though). Today I had a ... | 6 | 16.333333 | |
1416450195 | 1416553443 | t3_2mu3s3 | t5_2to41 | 7 | ktempo: TIFU by sneaking into my friend's house
My friend and I thought it'd be funny to sneak into another friend of our's house for a little break. She usually keeps her door-wall(What you call them in Michigan) open for some reason, but it's quite hidden from the outside, so unless someone knows where it is, it isn'... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1416463311 | 1416518655 | t3_2mupqa | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by being 20
This evening, a friend of mine offered to take me to see a mutual friend at an open mic night performance. I was psyched; I hadn't seen the performer in a while and the group of friends we would be going with included a guy I had been crushing on.
My friend who invited me calls the person ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1416464420 | 1416505815 | t3_2mur62 | t5_2to41 | 5,358 | owiseone23: TIFU by confusing juggalos with gigalos
So, for the longest time I've browsed reddit and seen posts bashing juggalos and always wondered why male prostitutes were getting so much hate. So I decided to ask on ELI5 why they had such a bad reputation.
http://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/2mubez... | 14 | 382.714286 | |
1416465257 | 1416520517 | t3_2mus87 | t5_2to41 | 14 | untimelyeverything: TIFU by experiencing an incredibly untimely birthday blackout
Last night was my 22nd birthday and I invited my friends over for a pregame before heading to a karaoke bar. One of my friends is an extremely attractive girl who is amazingly sweet, who also happens to have a clit piercing. The back-stor... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1416467530 | 1416539705 | t3_2muuun | t5_2to41 | 288 | Makohaze00: TIFU by showing my girlfriends dad my phone
So earlier today I was at my girlfriends house, hanging out with her father and her older brother. I just picked up a new Galaxy Note 3 earlier today from Verizon and I was showing her dad my new phone. I have two phones and earlier I moved my SD card from my old ... | 8 | 36 | |
1416469576 | 1416704775 | t3_2mux30 | t5_2to41 | 13 | mustangwolf1997: TIFU by tearing myself a new asshole. (Lots of parentheses.)
rectumbreaker: Do you need me to fix that?
mustangwolf1997: NOPE. I'M GOOD.
rectumbreaker: There's nothing wrong with a third rectum :D. Want me to break you one?
mustangwolf1997: Please no...
rectumbreaker: You should stick a camera up you... | 10 | 1.3 | |
1416470762 | 1416475040 | t3_2muy99 | t5_2to41 | 15 | traumatizeDmomma: TIFU by accidentally tapping the wrong app
Okay, so a bit of back story... It's been extremely cold where I live. I just bought a used vehicle, and although it was taken care of very well, I still don't know the quirks of it like I do my previous cars. That being said, little did I know I would be (sl... | 3 | 5 | |
1416470260 | 1416563412 | t3_2muxqb | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: TIFU: By giving my boyfriend a handjob on a bus
Krexcer: First of all, high schools are more strict then that. you would've gotten either a. Kicked from band or b. suspended
wolfman86: I don't think he could have had just her in, either...
SnugBunnu: My band director was only 26, it was his third year teach... | 7 | 4.285714 | |
1416471102 | 1416525648 | t3_2muyn8 | t5_2to41 | 89 | [deleted]: TIFU by peeing sitting down.
Hey reddit family, I joined just to share this with you. Today I Fucked Up. Ok little back-story first; last Thursday I got sick with pneumonia and have been at my parents house to recover, and I have been marathoning Parks and Rec for the past 2 days. So I was watching Parks a... | 3 | 29.666667 | |
1416472536 | 1416472906 | t3_2mv02c | t5_2to41 | 10 | Sammy_Tammy: TIFU by opening my boss PC
Few months ago my boss gave me his Gmail password to open it when he can't check his Emails for some reason.
As my boss is white and over 60 I thought to myself ,there will be nothing interesting for me to peek..
one day I opened his Email to look for a letter he needed, after f... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1416474073 | 1416506188 | t3_2mv1gy | t5_2to41 | 11 | Jordatov: TIFU by taking a shower in my neighbours house
A bit of back story, my shower has been broken, it's really old and instead of getting it repaired once again I opted to get a new shower, I was told this process could take up to a week and I should make arrangements for showering with friends or family. At star... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1416475460 | 1416476635 | t3_2mv2qm | t5_2to41 | 10 | steelpaw: Tifu by going down on my girlfriend
Sublimekidd420: I'm gonna sound like a 14yr old virgin but I don't know what's going on? She had some bad BO? Period? What was wrong?!
aSourSquirtle: Period bro, it's gross
Sublimekidd420: Ahh. That made sense. I didn't know for sure.
aSourSquirtle: Now you know. BEWARE
| 5 | 2 | |
1416470702 | 1416495674 | t3_2muy77 | t5_2to41 | 11 | katnipperz: TIFU by trusting my 7 month old husky.
So I'm babysitting my brother's dog, Dober, for a little bit. He's strictly a backyard dog. I have a 7 month old husky who's mostly indoors, but I've been leaving him with my brother's dog outside so they both have company. Dober (aptly named because he's a Doberman), ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1416475892 | 1416525692 | t3_2mv35p | t5_2to41 | 28 | drunkshedevil: TIFU by going for coffee with my friend
I'm hoping posting here will stop me cringing or let you all cringe with me.
So my close friend's childhood friend came to her/my hometown from the city and my close friend (let's call her Kate) asks me if I could come with her when she catches up with her friend... | 4 | 7 | |
1416478390 | 1416478943 | t3_2mv5aa | t5_2to41 | 3 | PCMRLOVER: TIFU by asking to be Friends with Benefits
Cabbageheadless: I understood nothing.
PCMRLOVER: Hahhaha, want me to help explain where you fall short of the knowledge?
| 3 | 1 | |
1416478382 | 1416555467 | t3_2mv59v | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU: I stuck a needle in a zit on the edge of my nipple.
http://imgur.com/HW04HNk
Now my nipple is infected and is oozing blood and puss.
Gonna be an awkward doctor visit tomorrow.
Sublimekidd420: Man I thought it was a girl's nipple :(
[deleted]: I'm a hirsute lass
Fluffinho: r/naturalgirls
Birdyer: /r... | 6 | 3 | |
1416475867 | 1416534877 | t3_2mv350 | t5_2to41 | 260 | OldRedditorNewTricks: TIFU by going to bed early.
I usually have been going to bed at around midnight to 1am, and getting up at 11am before my 12:30 class. Well today (or i guess yesterday), I get really tired, and decide to go to bed early, at around 9pm.
I wake up, and check my phone. It says 12:45. I'm disappoi... | 6 | 43.333333 | |
1416478896 | 1416496204 | t3_2mv5oz | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU By taking too much adderall.
Shark1221: Take more so you dont fall asleep hahaha. But no really you should try to stay awake all night. Going to sleep is risky since it's possible that you won't wake up.
Bat_001: I really want to, but I don't know man. I've been up since 6:30am yesterday, and I've onl... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1416477366 | 1416514196 | t3_2mv4e7 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by playing a piece of music that advocated Cannabis
This happened yesterday in Music class. For a joke I was creating a piece of music only using music clips from MLG Montage Parody sites, which included, Sanic, Darude Dankstorm, etc..
When I played this to my teacher, he said a piece of music that was... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1416481438 | 1416594062 | t3_2mv818 | t5_2to41 | 10 | j-train94: TIFU with my spontaneous boner and the nice librarian
this happened when i was a junior in high school. i preferred to spend my lunch time in the library because i liked the quiet well one time i came in and i was falling asleep and i did a fuul body stretch and for some reason i get spontanious erections an... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1416479166 | 1416552335 | t3_2mv5xo | t5_2to41 | 4 | Rastamousa: TIFU by giving thumbs up to depressed girl
So this actually happened today, surprisingly, just having a normal day, just daydreaming in Math class, those kind of things.
I sat next to a window on ground level so I would often just look outside because I couldn't really concentrate on work, and I then saw w... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1416487387 | 1416528796 | t3_2mvdr2 | t5_2to41 | 455 | SuddenlyOutOfNoWhere: TIFU by telling my girlfriend's mom that my gf had small boobs
So this just happened a minute ago. My gf is next to me, sleepy, and her mom calls. They happen to be thai and my thai is quite bad. I pick up the phone to tell her mom that she is sleeping, which is something like non laab, but I say ... | 9 | 50.555556 | |
1416485664 | 1416519475 | t3_2mvc10 | t5_2to41 | 22 | Viking5555: TIFU by going to sleep
Well this actually happened a few weeks ago, but whatever. So as I was falling asleep I decided to put my hands behind my read because I remembered someone telling me it increases circulation and is good for you or something like that. Now it's like 1:30am and my hands and snugly behi... | 7 | 3.142857 | |
1416489124 | 1416491207 | t3_2mvfqx | t5_2to41 | 15 | WilmaDickfit6: TIFU by melting expensive butter.
I just wanted to make a grilled cheese. I was gonna smear the karrrygold butter,which sells for over $7 , on the bread then put it in the hot pan. The butter was too hard to spread so I put it in the microwave for 1:00 and I was gonna keep looking and checking it. I fuck... | 5 | 3 | |
1416489373 | 1416579573 | t3_2mvg12 | t5_2to41 | 41 | 031213: TIFU by inventing friends on a holiday
This did happen today, and I'm racking my brains on how to lie about it.
Let's start off by saying my mum is a completely dominant controlling figure, who runs my life like a prison warden. I decided to purchase impulse tickets with the girlfriend to Bali for the Christma... | 6 | 6.833333 | |
1416489961 | 1416727248 | t3_2mvgs5 | t5_2to41 | 12 | anneclara: TIFU by walking in a poor area wearing red glitter tights
I didn't mean to, actually. I had this photoshoot for my company website, and we were going to make fun out of doing superhero-pictures. So I went to this poor area where they had a store that rented out costumes. We were going directly to the shoot a... | 7 | 1.714286 | |
1416485474 | 1416517210 | t3_2mvbu8 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by not saying something
So I get to school about 10 minutes ago and it finally comes to be the time that I climb the 3 flights of stairs needed to get to my first class of the day. I get up the 3 flights of stairs completely winded and decide to take the longest drink from a water fountain ever in the h... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1416490758 | 1416493761 | t3_2mvhs6 | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU by making religious people at Lourdes think I was cured of a disability
So, this happened a few years ago, but it's just as fresh in my mind...
I was about 15 at the time, and on a holy pilgrimage to Lourdes, a site on which many Marian apparitions are believed to have taken place. At Lourdes they have... | 3 | 0 | |
1416485585 | 1416517089 | t3_2mvbyd | t5_2to41 | 2 | FizzyArmilzz: TIFU by not locking my bike
And now it's gone :(
Relevant:
Http://youtu.be/wd63P7mYXzo
meanttolive: Do you have the serial #? You can report it to the police.
Check Craigslist in your area. If you see your bike listed, call the cops (obviously you should alert them about the stolen item first) and arran... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1416491908 | 1416508319 | t3_2mvjbm | t5_2to41 | 76 | Glj0892: TIFU by getting too drunk with my new girlfriend.
The_Truthful_One: This is a perfect test to see if she's a keeper.
Glj0892: She wasn't. She bailed when she went to uni. Together for 2 years though!
Mr_Goop: :'|
| 4 | 19 | |
1416493201 | 1416536171 | t3_2mvl5h | t5_2to41 | 10 | guyinhotwater: TIFU because my crush found my tinder
Throwaway account, because I'm really hating myself right now.
So, there's this girl in my life, we'll call her B. We've been "talking" since Janurary, we dated briefly, and since July, have been in a sort of limbo. We were pretty flirty, occasionally would sleep to... | 5 | 2 |
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