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1416590305 | 1416671659 | t3_2n009p | t5_2to41 | 16 | 919rider: TIFU by realizing I'm in the wrong field of study. (Not comical or entertaining.. I just don't know where else to post this)
I'm a 21 year old college student who is just finishing up my 5th semester at a University. I am going for a Recreation and Tourism major with a Business Administration minor. I have wo... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1416591589 | 1416592955 | t3_2n02pk | t5_2to41 | 10 | Sykotik: TIFU by playing around with a frog.
As is our custom, this was a few months ago.
I'm a stay at home father so I lead a pretty sedentary lifestyle. I walk my son to school every day and run around and play with my younger daughter and clean the house but I spend a lot of time on the couch redditing and watchin... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1416589739 | 1416660691 | t3_2mzz4h | t5_2to41 | 235 | JimmyKillsAlot: TIFU by finding out the vending machine guy might be a Nazi
So this was about 2 days ago. I wandered over to get a soda only to find the guy stocking it. He's a nice guy and we chat for a bit and I ask him why it sometimes doesn't take bills. He tells me that the mechanism acts up from time to time and ... | 10 | 23.5 | |
1416591906 | 1416597952 | t3_2n039w | t5_2to41 | 7 | Realitycheck3: TIFU by Accidentally exposing myself to the hotel maid
TIFU when I went to my hotel room to get it on with a girl I met at trade show I was attending. The maids were cleaning rooms and my room was next. I told them to come do mine in three hours. About an hour later, maid walks in, I'm laying on my bed n... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1416592156 | 1416687023 | t3_2n03rc | t5_2to41 | 201 | vkat: TIFU by kicking a pebble into a road.
There's a coffee shop next to my work, and I've made a habit of walking over during breaks to refill my cup with some caffeinated magic to get me through the day. I work next to a medical complex where people from all walks of life pass on the street, from plastic surgeons in... | 11 | 18.272727 | |
1416593407 | 1416607596 | t3_2n06a3 | t5_2to41 | 91 | mp1845: TIFU by peeing with the door open
I have a 18 month old kid, who is curious and loves to walk everywhere.
Today, I had to pee, so I went to the restroom but kept the door open as my kid was running around everywhere and generally having a good time. I started peeing and I think the watery noise made my son cu... | 5 | 18.2 | |
1416583449 | 1416605898 | t3_2mznt0 | t5_2to41 | 14 | tranquileyesme: TIFU by telling implying my son wanted to f$&* a sheep
My ten year old son was playing minecraft and he was really into it. He's building a farm or something and he tracked down a sheep. It started to run away from him and he said 'hey! Get back here I need you for breeding purposes.' I didn't reali... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1416592855 | 1417120730 | t3_2n0558 | t5_2to41 | 3 | horace528: TIFU by wearing my headphones the wrong way.
I was wearing my headphones, and plugged them into my computer. For fun, I was fiddling around with the volume controls, then I reached the controls for the left/right balance. I changed it all the way to the right. Then I suddenly realised that the left side of t... | 3 | 1 | |
1416593137 | 1416597999 | t3_2n05r0 | t5_2to41 | 8 | PromiscuousDonut: TIFU by making a reckless bet, Chiefs vs. Raiders
I made a bet specifying that the Oakland Raiders would go win-less this season, being a biased Charger fan, and now that the Raiders have taken down the Chiefs 24-20 on TNF, I've lost something far worse than my money. I've lost my pride, eternally. No... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1416592104 | 1416622035 | t3_2n03nb | t5_2to41 | 368 | Bluetooth_audio_fu: TIFU by watching porn on my phone
Throwaway. This happened about 20 minutes ago.
So my wife went out to run some errands and had the kids with her. I figure it's a good time to take care of some business.
About 10 minutes into it the audio quit playing on my phone. I'm like wtf, so I turn up th... | 9 | 40.888889 | |
1416593989 | 1416605896 | t3_2n07f0 | t5_2to41 | 33 | PM_ME_UR_BELLYBUTT0N: TIFU by eating 2.5 pounds of chocolate chips.
This actually happened yesterday and all through the night but anyways.
I was playing video games after school like i usually do and decided I wanted something to snack on. The only thing that was quick and easy was a 10 pound bag of chocolate chips,... | 6 | 5.5 | |
1416591651 | 1416612393 | t3_2n02t4 | t5_2to41 | 7 | mostlikelytoepicfail: TIFU by accidentally poisoning myself.
Yesterday it was so cold outside that I thought it would be nice to eat some hot chili! We made a big pot from scratch, got some cheese, onions, Frito's scoops, and sour cream, and went to town! It was delicious, and perfect for such a cold day. However, the ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1416596113 | 1416601377 | t3_2n0bow | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting a bloody nose.
KRaidium: Hi Ohnaka, thanks for submitting to /r/tifu!
However, your submission, *TIFU by getting a bloody nose.*, has been removed because our rules do not allow:
* Rule 7: All posts involving obscene sexual situations, such as, but not limited to, incest, minors, and assau... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1416589287 | 1416812105 | t3_2mzyaa | t5_2to41 | 5 | Ambinevolence: TIFU by Meeting the Woman of my Dreams... Again.
I avoided writing about this after our first date hoping the problem would go away, but now after our second meeting it's very obviously a fucked up situation that I predict may only get worse.
The first time we met she absolutely took my breath away. She... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1416598455 | 1416688205 | t3_2n0gix | t5_2to41 | 23 | rosenberries: Tifu by shitting in my pants.
I am 8 months pregnant and today my fiancé took me to Shoney's restaurant which is thirty minutes from our house. We eat and have a very nice lunch and then leave. So we're on the highway headed back home when all of a sudden I feel it coming. A rumbling in my tummy. That urg... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1416598498 | 1416615369 | t3_2n0gmd | t5_2to41 | 14 | clocksgoback: Tifu by trying to rush a lunchtime dump
So I nip home for some lunch. After lunch, I decide to have a nifty poo. I start to sit down wee but the poo is reluctant so I exert some internal pressure onto the sphincter. This creates an unwanted jet stream effect on the piss which then fires between the seat... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1416598351 | 1416600053 | t3_2n0gb2 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Skypefu: TIFU by Skyping with my girlfriend
So, like most TIFUs this didn't happen today. It happened a couple days ago.
I am in a long distance relationship with a wonderful girl, and I'm meeting her in a month. We've been together for 5 months. She's 29 with a 7 year old daughter, and I'm 24. She's working on movin... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1416598414 | 1416602962 | t3_2n0gfu | t5_2to41 | 6 | DerkaDerkaAlala: TIFU by trying to browse reddit at work and getting porn instead
My two preferred time wasters at work are REDdit.com and youTUBE.com
Brain is on auto-pilot this morning so I start typing in the URL bar "red" and instead of finishing with "dit.com", the brain auto-pilot FU and typed "tube.com".
Auto ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1416599512 | 1416602383 | t3_2n0iq2 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU for being a male
Today I was verbally assaulted by a collective of psychotic feminists.
It all started when I got on the bus to work this morning. The second I stepped on I could here a loud group of women chatting in the back. Like any other day I just sat down in my usual seat, which was a row in f... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1416598692 | 1416608463 | t3_2n0h1p | t5_2to41 | 94 | DanasaurAtWork: TIFU by being proud of my dad.
Earlier this morning I decided to do a Google search of my dad. He worked as a software engineer on the Land Warrior project with the US Army. It's some super cool Tony Stark type shit and I wanted to see if I could find his name on any articles about the project. I search... | 6 | 15.666667 | |
1416601229 | 1416606620 | t3_2n0mb9 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU By Going on Reddit in Class
I'm the teacher and I just took his phone and posted this.
buyingbridges: Pics or it didn't happen
GnomeMightNever: Welcome to reddit! xD
| 3 | 3 | |
1416601829 | 1416604416 | t3_2n0nly | t5_2to41 | 6 | MidnighToker420: TIFU By E-mailing my Prof a Love Poem
JaysRooted: Read rule 1 OP.
MidnighToker420: So if I had written it in first person it's OK? Lol ok then.
JaysRooted: It's not my rule. It's this subs rule.
| 4 | 1.5 | |
1416602467 | 1416603897 | t3_2n0ozp | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU By tagging my girlfriend in a video I thought was funny
So this happened not 15 minutes ago, I had just said goodnight to my girlfriend and tagged her in a video before I went to sleep, but he video was a short vine or Instagram video and was titled "when you ex tries to talk to you".
The video has a ... | 3 | 2 | |
1416603114 | 1416661887 | t3_2n0qcu | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by laughing at a 12-year-old cripple
So usually I'm not a very bad kid in school. My grades aren't great or anything but I don't get caught for anything I do.
However, today I was in one of my classes and my friend was working with me on the work we had to complete. He's the funniest person I know so ... | 5 | 0.4 | |
1416602785 | 1416633821 | t3_2n0pn1 | t5_2to41 | 16 | ThatSuperHappyGamer: TIFU by playing games on the bus
So, on my way back from school I was playing some games on my laptop just to pass the time. I had finished my game, but as I was closing the lid, someone bumped into the laptop. It was pinched between their leg and the seat in-front of me. Its frame is made of an al... | 4 | 4 | |
1416604929 | 1417186598 | t3_2n0tzl | t5_2to41 | 19 | GingaNinja50k: TIFU by making my computer faster
Well, shit.
Today, I received my family's computer. It, being a family computer, had a lot of useless information on it (family pictures we have printed out, Microsoft paintings, etc.) And a whole ton of viruses. All this information caused the computer to become slowe... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1416605372 | 1416611207 | t3_2n0uut | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU: Well, me and my Dad did.
As is the case in most of the TIFU's it didn't actually happen today. I thought I would wait a few months to see whether the fuck up was anywhere the magnitude I thought it was. And it's one colossal bastard.
So, flash back two months, my mum and my little brother bugger off t... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1416604877 | 1416656667 | t3_2n0tvw | t5_2to41 | 1,812 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending a snapchat
Throwaway because I know she's a redditor.
This fuckup actually happened about 3 hours ago and I had to talk to someone. First of all, a little backstory: I'm really good friends with this girl who i've now known for about 1 1/2 years. We talk pretty much constantly, and our prefe... | 8 | 226.5 | |
1416606786 | 1416708029 | t3_2n0xpi | t5_2to41 | 9 | onceuponmyass: TIFU by falling in love
You may be asking yourself how can one fuck up by falling in love? Well, this is how.
I met this girl, in the summer of 2013. She was amazing, perfect and sweet, and a was good solid 9/10. I was 16 and she was 15, and I fell insanely hard for her, and she fell insanely hard for ... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1416606522 | 1416608757 | t3_2n0x5r | t5_2to41 | 4 | Danier-San: TIFU coming into work late
So my story begins at my local community college. It's 2pm and I'm out of my last class of the day. I've got some homework due by midnight tonight. It's Friday and I have to be on the floor at 3pm.
Usually, I drive home and grab something to eat and do my online homework before ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1416606936 | 1416701043 | t3_2n0y0m | t5_2to41 | 153 | CaptainFlacid: TIFU by playing GTA V
So like most posts this didn't happen today. GTA V just came out for Xbox One the night before so the first thing I did when I woke up was hop on and try it out for a little. I just complete the prologue mission when I start just fucking around like everyone does. I was trying out t... | 7 | 21.857143 | |
1416608331 | 1416609818 | t3_2n10qy | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by fucking a cult member.
FINALLY I get to have sex with a super hot guy I've been drooling over for a while now. It wasn't mind blowing sex, but good.
After we're done, he says, "Now, put on your clothes and we'll get to the school stuff."
"What?"
"Yeah, you need to learn the ways of [cult] in order t... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1416608625 | 1416622295 | t3_2n11ab | t5_2to41 | 144 | throwtheshitaway2day: TIFU by thinking an Arnold Palmer was an alcoholic drink at an intern lunch with the boss
TL:DR- Boss + other high ups + 1 other interns order an arnold palmer at a lunch midway through the program. I got Jack and coke. Needless to say I wasnt offered the full time job.
Sitting down to an early l... | 4 | 36 | |
1416609524 | 1416654720 | t3_2n12yp | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: TIFU by laughing at the gym
Background: My SO and I go to the gym in my apartment complex regularly. It's a really small gym--some weight lifting equipment, ellipticals, and, most importantly only two treadmills.
One of the treadmills had been broken for at least 2-3 months. I'd complained to the office abo... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1416610009 | 1416611351 | t3_2n13sy | t5_2to41 | 7 | pian0keys: TIFU by trying to help my department succeed, and may have sandbagged my own candidacy for a manager job.
Some details left vague intentionally here, I'm still actively part of a job interview process so I have to be a bit blah on the specifics.
I work for a large, Fortune 500 technology company. My team i... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1416610333 | 1416613313 | t3_2n14e5 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking baby wipes are magical!!!!
Lunch time is here and it is time for a quick smoke break.... wink wink if you know what i mean...i got a little stain (dirt stain get your mind out of the gutter you reddit whores) on my pant leg from, lets call her morganahoe's, car. She told me to use a baby wip... | 5 | 1 | |
1416609016 | 1416618803 | t3_2n1212 | t5_2to41 | 43 | [deleted]: TIFU by discovering the liquid capacity of my Dad's keyboard.
I once dumped a pint of orange juice into my Dad's MS ergonomic keyboard when I was 14. That sucker held the entire pint too, barely any spilled on the desk until I picked the keyboard up by one end and the juice just poured out of it. That Niagar... | 4 | 10.75 | |
1416611967 | 1416614536 | t3_2n17b9 | t5_2to41 | 0 | Bewareofbears: TIFU by trying to cook sweet potatoes.
Today I fucked up. Sometimes I like to have fried sweet potatoes with my breakfast. This morning I was feeling like it was a sweet potato day (it wasn't). I put some olive oil in a pan and add the sweet potatoes once it's hot enough to cook them then I cook them for... | 3 | 0 | |
1416612571 | 1416631078 | t3_2n18cn | t5_2to41 | 3 | meanlessleader: TIFU by watching a fucked up video
This happened not an hour ago. Im a teenager in highschool just doing my school work and decide to take a reddit brake. As you m exploring my front page I get a FB notification, so I go to my groups page. At this very moment somebody posted a video: 22 seconds long an... | 3 | 1 | |
1416613531 | 1416613963 | t3_2n19yy | t5_2to41 | 11 | 2pacoclock: TIFU by getting cat-called by my cute neighbour
So, I'm walking home after watching some anime at my friends house. And I'm really bummed out about how the girl that I went on my first date with is not getting back to me.
It's 2 in the morning and I'm about a half a block away from my house. Then some gi... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1416613534 | 1416830966 | t3_2n19z5 | t5_2to41 | 9 | disrobedranger: TIFU by asking my girlfriend about her ex-husband.
I'm going to try to keep this a tl;dr friendly as possible. The gf has appeared in the city where I live to get a masters degree at some religious school so she can become a chaplain. I am trying to keep religious views out of this conversation but that... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1416609322 | 1416623752 | t3_2n12l4 | t5_2to41 | 11 | StillRadioactive: TIFU in the middle of a very important ceremony
This wasn't actually today, it was about 6 years ago actually.
I was a young Corporal on active duty in the US Marine Corps. I'd volunteered to be a part of the color guard for my Battalion. The Battalion's Color Sergeant was tapped to lead the color ... | 8 | 1.375 | |
1416616160 | 1416675215 | t3_2n1eep | t5_2to41 | 78 | icuovrthre: TIFU by not proofreading an email
So I'm a Junior in college applying for copious quantities of internships like a good college kid does right. When today, one that I had applied to merely a few hours ago actually got back to me. I looked into the company, and really liked the looks of it. Great, competitiv... | 5 | 15.6 | |
1416616643 | 1416626798 | t3_2n1f4o | t5_2to41 | 7 | CyanidePi: TIFU By getting overly aroused.
Where to begin.
This happened literally seconds ago, and I want to post it before I regret it. I'm a teenager and, well, teenagers jack off. Not gonna lie. I was doing pretty well in my quest to NoFappia when a sly FiftyFifty post lead me astray. I got turned on. One thing le... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1416617595 | 1416639467 | t3_2n1gks | t5_2to41 | 44 | PM_ME_2DISAGREEWITHU: TIFU by clicking on a horse fart video at work
This actually happened today.
So a very lively discussion on Facebook has lead to a friend of a friend sharing a video on YouTube of a horse farting. Google it, it's hilarious.
Some background, my work handed out Bluetooth speakers not long ago... | 3 | 14.666667 | |
1416616415 | 1416618633 | t3_2n1es0 | t5_2to41 | 3 | guygardner2020: TIFU by cooking with Habaneros NSFW
So I am still living at home and my fiance and her kids are living in our newly bought house. Call me old fashioned, but I want to be married before we live together. Plus her grandmother would go to the grave thinking I am a charlatan sex fiend if I moved in before.
... | 3 | 1 | |
1416618373 | 1416637928 | t3_2n1hsl | t5_2to41 | 58 | [deleted]: TIFU by hooking up with a mentally challenged (I think) woman from Tinder
I had downloaded Tinder a few weeks back, gave it a shot for about 24 hours then deleted the app. I only talked to two real people (YAY for bots) and exchanged numbers with one. We talked for another day via text but nothing came of ... | 4 | 14.5 | |
1416618214 | 1416708828 | t3_2n1hjh | t5_2to41 | 486 | ababoss: TIFU by leaving a group of 11yo and 12yo boys downstairs unsupervised during a sleepover.
I am a single dad of an 11yo boy. He is your typical rowdy energetic boy who loves to get dirty, play Minecraft and wrestle. His 'boy' behaviors have been getting more frequent which I attributed to his starting puberty a... | 22 | 22.090909 | |
1416617923 | 1416688836 | t3_2n1h3f | t5_2to41 | 20 | Pikkonn: TIFU by not telling my contractor I pooped outside
So I do a lot of work outside for a telecommunications company that are cooled by window like AC units. From time to time these units go bad and we hire a HVAC certified contractor(we will call him Al) to repair/service them but they cannot go without my esco... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1416619319 | 1416655478 | t3_2n1j5o | t5_2to41 | 43 | donn99: TIFU by browsing reddit before work.
So I'm on the throne this morning checking out the front page as usual. I don't remember if I found it on the front page or if I followed something else but near the end of my routine I come across a gif of a chick shoving an 18" dildo down her throat. Interesting feat but I... | 4 | 10.75 | |
1416625492 | 1416636577 | t3_2n1s6k | t5_2to41 | 8 | JohnBrookz: TIFU I gave my girlfriend a heart attack
We had double sourdough coupons for jack in the box and a while after eating she had a heart attack.
Silvermane2: Thats not your fault.
Chances are she had been a ticking time bomb. Heart attacks don't just happen without prior abuse to the body or genetic predispos... | 4 | 2 | |
1416626240 | 1416648764 | t3_2n1t9e | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by posting an angry rant to Facebook
Before I get going with my fuck-up, I feel obligated to provide a bit of context: I'm a junior in high school and I am really easy to piss off. Whenever something is pissing me off or bothering me, I tend to write up these really long rants on Facebook to let all of ... | 4 | 5 | |
1416625911 | 1416637014 | t3_2n1ssg | t5_2to41 | 2 | MomKnowsTIFU: TIFU by getting caught by my mom smoking weed.
rOkay so right now I am pretty high from smoking weed and this is a throaway acccount. I am at a [6]. So after school me and a bunch of people went to a local park. I am a 16 year old highschool by the way in a big city. Anyway, I know this will get a lot o... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1416626511 | 1416693884 | t3_2n1tnc | t5_2to41 | 35 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to be an adult by applying for a job.
Well I honestly wish that this fuck-up wasn't true, and that I wasn't currently finishing up a bottle of cheap wine, but alas it is. Today's fuck-up started this morning when I found a job on craigslist looking for a front desk hotel clerk. There was no wa... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1416627620 | 1416629074 | t3_2n1v7x | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by using the middle stall
I was using the bathroom at my jr high when there was a 10 minute line to use the bathroom. The middle stall was open, and I used it. The guy next to me looked at my dick in said I have a small dick. The other guy next to me started peeing on me. The other kids thought it was f... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1416628535 | 1416671867 | t3_2n1wjb | t5_2to41 | 2,364 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting my anti-pot mom high
Well to start off let's introduce my mother. She's your average mid 40's housewife, a very nice woman but still very stern. She had a no tolerance policy on drugs when I was growing up and it seemed like she never did a drug in her entire life. Until today.
My buddies an... | 10 | 236.4 | |
1416628163 | 1416648818 | t3_2n1vzq | t5_2to41 | 13 | x420nohomo: TIFU by showing my teacher the answers for a test we would take that day.
Okay so I have a group chat which has several of my friends in it. We talk about anything and we would sometimes text each other our homework because we have a lot of the same classes just at different times (after or before lunch). W... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1416634213 | 1416703491 | t3_2n242o | t5_2to41 | 542 | ILoveKevin69: TIFU by asking my boyfriend to go down on me.
Okay, Reddit. This is my first original post, and I'm sorry it has to be this. Also, I'm on mobile so if this is formatted poorly, I'm sorry.
So I'm a first semester freshman, and today marks the first day of Thanksgiving. To celebrate, my boyfriend and I ... | 9 | 60.222222 | |
1416633775 | 1416712760 | t3_2n23j5 | t5_2to41 | 3 | DRivera_21: TIFU by pulling a graduation prank
Last year when my best friend graduation myself and our other friend decided to screw with his car before the graduation ceremony.
We sticky note the entire car, throw stink bombs on the inside, toilet paper the inside and out, we threw a gallon of goldfish everywhere( he... | 3 | 1 | |
1416629176 | 1416660862 | t3_2n1xem | t5_2to41 | 16 | Skyfer_the_Youtuber: TIFU by telling all my secrets to a stalker
So I should start by mentioning that I had an ex girlfriend. After we broke up we stopped talking to each other. several months ago she sends me a text telling me its an old friend so eventual she tells me she is Sarah. We talk off and on for a couple of ... | 4 | 4 | |
1416636351 | 1416694623 | t3_2n26mi | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving a Zippo lighter, a military knife and pornography in my backpack
So today I got caught bunch of stuff. I was high the night before putting my stuff away in my backpack. While my lighter was in my pocket, some kid tripped me in front of the principal and it fell out out of my pocket along with... | 5 | 0.4 | |
1416637603 | 1416639325 | t3_2n2824 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by holding down F5.
This didn't happen today, but it happened about 6 months ago.
(This all happened at school.)
I had a friend, let's call him A. He was a cool guy, he knew all sorts of hacks. He used a program on one of the school computers to collect everyone's username and password. He even redire... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1416646438 | 1416648626 | t3_2n2ghs | t5_2to41 | 16 | tifubybeinghorny: TIFU by texting a hot chick if she wants to cuddle.
Soooooo....I'm sitting here in the dark...I had all the opportunity tonight to just reach out and kiss her. I swore we had that look for a moment where we were looking at each others lips ...but I darted my eyes away and kept up the mundane chat.
W... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1416650795 | 1416673721 | t3_2n2k0p | t5_2to41 | 82 | [deleted]: TIFU and accidentaly dognapped a new friend
Help Reddit!
So about an hour ago I left home pretty late to class and was walking to the nearest bus stop when the cutest dog ever comes strolling majesticaly in the opposite direction. As we crossed paths I threw him a "Hey boy!" and a whistle thinking that, like... | 3 | 27.333333 | |
1416652565 | 1418102691 | t3_2n2lec | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by kicking dog shit thinking it was a rock.
This fuck up happened a couple days ago.
Having being rudely woken up by my mum at the appallingly unreasonable time of 7am (it's my day off). She demands I walk the dog. It physically hurts to be woken so abruptly. So as you can imagine I'm thoroughly pissed... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1416643202 | 1416715074 | t3_2n2dp7 | t5_2to41 | 13 | thesmalljalapeno: TIFU by putting on socks.
I started the day like any normal day: Get up, shower, get dressed. Only today, as i was picking out a pair of socks, (I never put socks together, i just loosely throw them in the drawer.) I noticed one had tangled into itself forming a hard ball at the end. Naturally, i took... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1416644467 | 1416704466 | t3_2n2eut | t5_2to41 | 3 | Buckfuddr: TIFU by hooking up with "the friend"
rainbowstraps: Your friend John is an asshole.
Buckfuddr: yes, yes he is
| 3 | 1 | |
1416658797 | 1416659618 | t3_2n2q76 | t5_2to41 | 6 | bad_with_money_fin: TIFU by lending money
Hi Reddit, today I fucked up.
I'm not very good at writing so sorry if it's hard to follow but here goes.
A little back story to me, I'm an apprentice earning around £600 pounds a month in networking, which, to my age is a lot. I've just turned 16 so this is a big deal for me... | 3 | 2 | |
1416658958 | 1416666146 | t3_2n2qci | t5_2to41 | 8 | RaineoThatNerd: TIFU by leaving my reddit account on at shcool
flowerbright: Stay in school, stay off reddit.
Trust me on this one.
Reddits_owner: It's too late for us but op your still young...
Be free while you still can!!!
flowerbright: Hon, I looked at his post. I'm just a big a fan of singing 'another brick in... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1416659357 | 1416676647 | t3_2n2qoh | t5_2to41 | 12 | n0837: TIFU by getting my blood checked [NSFW]
[This is a re-upload because the previous one was removed]
So, this happened a few years back when my parents (mostly my grandmother) were concerned if I had diabetes. I don't blame them. I had eaten lots and lots of sugary food, which then led to my parent's newfound kno... | 3 | 4 | |
1416660570 | 1416712525 | t3_2n2ro7 | t5_2to41 | 4,652 | [deleted]: TIFU by hearing my sister's GF moaning my name while they were making up.
*Title FU, its suppose to say "making OUT".*
Reddit, this is happening RIGHT NOW. I have no clue what the hell I should do at this very moment, I am having some really mixed feeling.
Today, my parent left home early to go see a commo... | 9 | 516.888889 | |
1416668296 | 1416670479 | t3_2n2zog | t5_2to41 | 3 | bmxliveit: TIFU by forgetting to submit my finished assignment
Long story short, I was on vacation when an assignment was due. Fortunately, the deadline was extended two more days, thus allowing me to hand in the assignment. The day I got home from vacation I spent hours getting this thing done. I finally got it done l... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1416668712 | 1416747297 | t3_2n3071 | t5_2to41 | 42 | feel_the_burn1234: TIFU by blue balling myself
This happened about 30 minutes ago...
The wife and I are spending the weekend away for her birthday. Woke up this morning, made morning sexy time, she showered and then I jumped in the shower after her. The hotel we're staying at is sort of fancy and they have fancy sh... | 4 | 10.5 | |
1416670908 | 1416673690 | t3_2n335m | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by tring to be naughty at work
JaysRooted: So, my wife and I assume it's to do with your lovely choice of a t-shirt, and not what's behind the hearts?
Ya_ya_ya_ya: Her response was along the lines "did your wittle friend Elsa enjoy the view?" So you'd be correct
JaysRooted: My man pride would still be ... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1416672302 | 1416674737 | t3_2n353z | t5_2to41 | 5 | clown_clone: TIFU by coming home early.
Sublimekidd420: Good thing man. You wouldn't want to be in jail and alone. Is the whore out of your life?
clown_clone: It happened last night at 7 pm. We bought a house together and everything. I just have to sit alone with my thoughts. After a case of beer and a few packs of s... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1416674046 | 1416676588 | t3_2n37oq | t5_2to41 | 25 | CousinImar: TIFU by making a pass at my straight friend
TIFU by making a pass at my straight friend
This happened about 5 years ago.
I had a friend - call him Hank - we used to work together. We had had a kind of intimate relationship. One day he called me up out of the blue and suggested we go on a road trip toget... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1416673322 | 1416720975 | t3_2n36lr | t5_2to41 | 454 | xTaragin: TIFU by blasting porn in the middle of church..
I've been a lurker of this subreddit for a long time now but haven't done anything worthy of posting till recently. This happened last Sunday, but due to the TIFU rules I was not able to post this story till today.
I am a 17 year-old boy who lives with his reli... | 9 | 50.444444 | |
1416675277 | 1416699500 | t3_2n39mw | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting a blowjob outside in 15 degree weather:
So I was at the movies with GF and I was planning on getting a BJ because she usually doesn't mind when we go to the movies... So we walked into the theater but it was really crowded and the only open seats were in the front row. We snuck into some othe... | 7 | 2 | |
1416676775 | 1416703088 | t3_2n3bz3 | t5_2to41 | 11 | Hereisanotherthrowaw: TIFU by talking to a girl on tinder.
I have a girlfriend who I love very much. One night I was drunk and alone and decided to download tinder (this was months ago by the way). I ended up talking to some girl and we exchanged numbers. The conversations were flirty but not dirty. Later I came to my ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1416674132 | 1416856317 | t3_2n37ui | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by seeking an emotional response from my emotionally distant father.
So my dad and I have never been that close. Over the past year or two, my dad and I have been civil and I've tried to work on my relationship with him.
(A little background, my mom and dad divorced when I was about 2. Stayed civil, e... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1416681426 | 1416703669 | t3_2n3jgu | t5_2to41 | 403 | wafflestothesky: TIFU By Cumming on My dogs face.
Get ready for lots of words.
So let's begin, My 13 year old self (22 now) had had "the sex talk" with my friends. This talk usually happens when your friends and you start to hit puberty and want to tell their friends everything they know about the world of sex and the... | 4 | 100.75 | |
1416676261 | 1416728194 | t3_2n3b7t | t5_2to41 | 129 | route-eighteen: TIFU by asking my teacher how big her testicles were.
Hello everyone, I've got a TIFU for you guys, one which happened to me in the second grade. First post, long-time lurker, not actually today, on mobile so excuse formatting...you know the story. Anyway, here it goes.
I should first mention that, a... | 3 | 43 | |
1416681446 | 1416720407 | t3_2n3ji7 | t5_2to41 | 122 | thatguyintheairport: TIFU by playing Cumming or Drumming in an airport.
As usual, this actually happened Monday, throwaway account, etc.
So, it was 5 AM, and we'd just cleared security at the San Jose airport on our way home from a college visit to the Bay Area. We (my mom, my dad, and myself) walked to our gate and f... | 7 | 17.428571 | |
1416681739 | 1416693396 | t3_2n3jzm | t5_2to41 | 5 | LNG_guy: TIFU when I was drunk and horny
Acid44: Toothpaste for tinglies bruh. Toothpaste.
LNG_guy: Actually did that too recently, it was quite pleasurable, however the wife was displeased
Acid44: Don't put it back in the tube after. That's a rookie mistake.
| 4 | 1.25 | |
1416682848 | 1416683818 | t3_2n3luh | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by complimenting my best friend and making her cry
I went to my school formal two nights ago and I'm still regretting what I've done. My date was my best friend, who was previously my girlfriend - we decided to go to the formal when we were together, things got icky, blah blah blah and now we were going... | 4 | 1 | |
1416682502 | 1416694260 | t3_2n3l9i | t5_2to41 | 5 | MrCheez0: TIFU by taking a shower
First day off of school for the thanksgiving break (Yay!) and I'm all set up for gaming with my friends all day long!
No one comes online.
Dern. So I'm just sitting on my computer for a while. I got bored, so I decided to just go take a shower to relax, and to kill some time(even tho... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1416682910 | 1416724570 | t3_2n3lys | t5_2to41 | 1 | MrCreeperPhil: TIFU by going to my ex's Free Podium performance
My ex-girlfriend broke up with me a year and a half ago. I was devastated, couldn't deal with it and in an attempt to cope with it, I dated some other girl. That other girl turned out to be a crazy psycho, so I broke up with her. The thing is that I had ne... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1416684132 | 1416688270 | t3_2n3ny4 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a 9/11 joke in a biker bar
ThePfhor: Not too smart.
Spade6sic6: Not at all, man.
Audifred6267: Yeah. There were at least 4 of those fucking shiites - so more than a couple.
| 4 | 1 | |
1416686290 | 1416768778 | t3_2n3rhf | t5_2to41 | 148 | TrainErection666: TIFU by exposing myself on the train..
I'm not going to complicate things. I just got off a long train journey and I'm still cringing about what just happened.
So, I had a long train ride home today, we're talking 3+ hours sitting on this warm train. I had no stops so I had a seat to myself for the w... | 4 | 37 | |
1416686813 | 1416696615 | t3_2n3scl | t5_2to41 | 6 | blobster9000: Tifu by smoking again
I've never messed up so bad, I'm a sophomore in high school and I used to smoke weed a lot and I got caught, I didn't stop but I stopped when I got a girlfriend because I was truly happy and thankful to be around her and with her. We had planned to move schools to go to an art high s... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1416683049 | 1416689750 | t3_2n3m7b | t5_2to41 | 3 | lumberjackandimok: TIFU by confusing a metal barrier for a hot chick
This happened a while ago, during my college years in Med School. It was carnival night (sort of a portuguese Halloween, but in February/March and without the spooky theme).
As in pretty much every holiday, we used to arrange a dinner between our cla... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1416687777 | 1416767366 | t3_2n3tyx | t5_2to41 | 10,504 | RightEZ: TIFU by using my police handcuffs on a girl while having sex
I handcuffed her in the front. After we were done I threw her the key and went into the kitchen. I came back and she said she couldn't open them. I saw the key in the lock and just thought it was an awkward angle to turn for her since she was cuffed.... | 14 | 750.285714 | |
1416688387 | 1416713392 | t3_2n3uzk | t5_2to41 | 154 | Shnebula: TIFU by asking out a cute girl
I was at the library today and saw this cute girl shelving books. I finally got the balls to give her a note that said she's cute and asked if she wanted to hang out sometime. Why a note? Ive never actually asked out a girl and felt really nervous so I thought this would be an ... | 13 | 11.846154 | |
1416687616 | 1416721632 | t3_2n3tp1 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by running for the bus
I first made this comment in [this thread](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2mhi1b/i_aint_gonna_lose_that_bus/), and it seemed to entertain a number of people, so I figured TIFU would appreciate it too.
This happened during the summer of 2013, and I still have the scars to ... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1416688780 | 1416707096 | t3_2n3vm2 | t5_2to41 | 6 | sorrykidstifu: TIFU by congratulating a student
This morning I worked at a tutoring center. I generally have 2-3 kids at a time all working on different things. Today, I had a student I haven't seen in a few weeks. While I was distracted by another student, the first started telling me about getting a new dog, but I... | 3 | 2 | |
1416689651 | 1416696072 | t3_2n3x19 | t5_2to41 | 57 | mr_unavailable1: TIFU condom fail... oh the shame
OK this is my first post to Reddit.
So a few years ago I went on a night out with my SO and friends. All was well, we were all having a good night but it was getting pretty late and we decided to go home, this was 3am so pretty late we were pretty drunk but sober enou... | 4 | 14.25 | |
1416692027 | 1416695528 | t3_2n40vv | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking my mom's friend to model for a drawing
My mom has a close friend who is admittedly extremely annoying, but incredibly supportive of my interest in the arts. She has always hinted that she wanted more involvement with my work, and I recently began a project and realized she'd be a perfect model... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1416693231 | 1416772241 | t3_2n42sq | t5_2to41 | 4 | Monritherix: TIFU by thinking that reddit is full of open-minded people
I hate the people of reddit and will remain a lurker. Remind me to not be open-minded and think of people equally here.
Kraligor: To be *open-minded* is not equal to *supporting selfish and irresponsible behavior*. It just means that one judges aft... | 4 | 1 | |
1416691537 | 1416694871 | t3_2n405v | t5_2to41 | 10 | xx_ClaireVoyant_xx: TIFU by going to the water park
As most TIFU's here go, this didn't happen today, but when I was 15.
It was a glorious summer day... The summer of 1996.
My friends suggested going to the local water park. I had never been to one before, so I was super excited. As a boy crazy 15 year old girl, I p... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1416692527 | 1416726309 | t3_2n41o3 | t5_2to41 | 65 | sexyselfpix: TIFU by trying to give donuts to a lady police officer
I work in NASA campus. The security here is notorious for giving visitors and employees a hard time. They have all the time in the world to hide behind the bushes to catch you for a rolling stop and speeding. Also, to get into the campus you must show ... | 4 | 16.25 |
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