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1416794704 | 1417014848 | t3_2n7zz4 | t5_2to41 | 936 | PinkandPurpleStuff: TIFU by playing with myself in a public bathroom NSFW
So on the weekend I was at the shopping centre around the corner from my house just walking around looking for Christmas presents. I was in a book shop when I saw a poster for Fifty Shades of Grey which I think they are re-marketing in anticipati... | 10 | 93.6 | |
1416795669 | 1416861494 | t3_2n81qh | t5_2to41 | 230 | Slutwhoria: TIFU by killing a roach
So, I'm a college student and I study in a shitty country and I can't afford much on my own. So, I've been living in this raggedy old apartment building for years. It's a shitty building, but what makes it even shittier is that it's located next to a swamp. That being said, here's th... | 7 | 32.857143 | |
1416791251 | 1416809772 | t3_2n7u8h | t5_2to41 | 20 | 9donkerz9: TIFU by forgetting where I left a condom
I've been lingering here a while and thought I'd share one of my most prominent fuck ups,which led to some very awkward conversations and my step mom hating me for the better part of a month.
This happened a while ago, maybe about 8 months ago. I was still in high sc... | 4 | 5 | |
1416795178 | 1416838428 | t3_2n80uv | t5_2to41 | 8 | CurryMeister: TIFU: by almost getting my friend beaten by a Mexican with a hammer
So, this happened about 3 years ago in the beginning of 7th grade. My friends and I wanted to get some food at the nearby subway so naturally, we began walking there. There was me, john, Connor, and Jack, all walking to get food. Half... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1416797883 | 1416807100 | t3_2n85jb | t5_2to41 | 30 | TheGoatsOfAllah: TIFU by telling my Dad jokingly "You can't tell me what to do, you're not my real Dad"
CrustyDiamond: OP please don't leave us hanging.
TheGoatsOfAllah: He told me that just because a stranger told me so on the internet, doesn't make it true.
CrustyDiamond: wtf. That de-escalated quickly.
TheGoatsOfAl... | 5 | 6 | |
1416799282 | 1416868225 | t3_2n87uj | t5_2to41 | 5 | FuckMeRunning5648: TIFU by eating half of a pineapple, then unknowingly ate a handful of salt & vinegar chips.
So this just happened. I just finished eating some pineapple, forcefully shoveling it down, ignoring the fact my gums are very tingly and sensitive. My gf comes in with a bowl of chips and I reach over and... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1416798224 | 1416800840 | t3_2n863o | t5_2to41 | 5 | gettin_it_: TIFU by having sex with an Ex...
...and remembering why we split in the first place..
Unable to finish, _and_ I was sober. FoR, I'm 30/M, she's 26/F ex of 2 years..both of us recently split from other relationships.
Leading up to the meet, anticipation was abound on old passions. As soon as the meet occur... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1416800215 | 1416812001 | t3_2n89g1 | t5_2to41 | 75 | CrustyDiamond: TIFU by playing with my brothers cum.
OctoberRust13: So he just nutted all over the desk and keyboard and left it like that?
CrustyDiamond: I swear that is exactly what happened, he's not even developmentally disabled.
OctoberRust13: Does he know this story?
CrustyDiamond: I would assume so? He was a pa... | 9 | 8.333333 | |
1416799841 | 1416803358 | t3_2n88s8 | t5_2to41 | 23 | pastemaker1: TIFU by soiling my phone and class project
So to start out, this actually happened last night/early this morning. So a little back story.. In my business class we have a whole semester project that is due tomorrow. Last night I went over to my project partner's house to go over the whole thing with him and... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1416801725 | 1416867793 | t3_2n8bvv | t5_2to41 | 10 | SoSoLlama: TIFU by thinking I could be on Jackass
TIFU. This actually happened many years ago, but my dad still mocks me for it. I was visiting my cousin Jason, his wife, and his kids. I was around their age, and was in the stage of my life in which I was not afraid of anything.
My older brother and I (he... | 5 | 2 | |
1416802440 | 1416803015 | t3_2n8d0x | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by locking myself in the garage.
I keep my dog's food in the garage as I have no other place to keep it inside the house and that way he can't get to it. I normally shut the door behind me when I fill his bowl because the cat likes to run in and get lost in the mounds of garbage I keep in there. When I ... | 4 | 1 | |
1416801559 | 1416810271 | t3_2n8blo | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: TIFU By telling my crush I like her
This actually happened a long time ago in 8th grade:
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In eighth grade a new girl joins my class, her name was: Hannah,
Hannah had long red hair, freckles etc. You know, the really cute... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1416802736 | 1416825107 | t3_2n8dj1 | t5_2to41 | 39 | Discordiation: TIFU - By having the worst camping trip ever.
Let me begin by saying that like most TIFU's, this happened a few years ago.
Also - I hate camping.
Back Story - It is a ridiculously hot summer in Western Australia, and girlfriend and I decide to go camping with a few friends. The crappy car that we had ... | 4 | 9.75 | |
1416803742 | 1416804465 | t3_2n8f58 | t5_2to41 | 18 | grapefruitandsplenda: Tifu by forgetting that my period was overdue
TIFU, reddit.
I had started a nice bubble bath with good smelly candles and a brown sugar vanilla bubble concoction. Before I got in I put my hair up and I got undressed and I peed. I flushed the toilet and got in the bath. I closed my eyes so that I c... | 3 | 6 | |
1416802990 | 1416991746 | t3_2n8dzb | t5_2to41 | 11 | dbreidsbmw: TIFU, By ignoring my Dad, who wanted to go to a motorcycle show with me.
MY Dad Asked me twice If I wanted to go to a motorcycle show with him **TWICE**.
Both yesterday and today He asked me if I wanted to go to a motorcycle show with him. He asked today and I told Him I had Plans to go hangout with a fri... | 8 | 1.375 | |
1416804175 | 1416943561 | t3_2n8fti | t5_2to41 | 123 | ramble-cat-alpha: TIFU by dating a girl who's parents hated me.
As per usual this fuck up actually happened about 6 years ago but better late than never. I was starting to see this girl when I was 16. Now we were really into each other and we the stereotypical shitty high school relationship. We pretty much just cuddle... | 7 | 17.571429 | |
1416804170 | 1416916212 | t3_2n8ft1 | t5_2to41 | 533 | iunderstand_nothing: TIFU by taking a shower with my boyfriend.
Before anyone calls this sexual, I will admit it's the farthest thing from it. I will also be the first one to say we are the biggest dorks when we're together.
Today, we decided that we wanted to save water and take a shower together. I am one of thos... | 8 | 66.625 | |
1416805035 | 1416876529 | t3_2n8h3u | t5_2to41 | 8 | LaunchMyLife: TIFU my entire life
Not really today as much as the entire semester. I'm going to an out of state college and I have slacked off this semester and I will more than likely be failing at least 2 of my 4 classes. My parents are already angry at me since first semester of my first year I did the same and pret... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1416805927 | 1416820516 | t3_2n8ikx | t5_2to41 | 13 | Oprah-Is-My-Dad: TIFU by cracking my phone with my bare hands
This actually happened less than an hour ago. So there's not really much to this story, basically I got in an argument with my mom and I got a little angry. While I was sitting there I started bending my phone in my hands and all of a the sudden I heard a cr... | 7 | 1.857143 | |
1417316548 | 1417321904 | t3_2n8f5h | t5_2to41 | 9 | rectumbreaker: Well your rectum didn't die in vain. It died for science and a lot of fun and I must continue my research to honor its sacrifice.
winter_throwaway: yes, for science
rectumbreaker: And for humanity.
winter_throwaway: and for liberty and justice for all
rectumbreaker: and righteousness, it will be like th... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1416804233 | 1416884997 | t3_2n8fwh | t5_2to41 | 10 | ronak414: TIFU by following a lady with a beautiful ass
Okay, so when I was 6 years old I went to a wedding with the family that I barely remember. But anyways, it was in the capital city so it was a big city with high crime rates n lots of untrustworthy people. Anyways, we we staying over in the Sheraton hotel which w... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1416809493 | 1417033918 | t3_2n8ns4 | t5_2to41 | 232 | babyrhino_plz: TIFU by tweeting during the American Music Awards
My favorite part of watching these awards shows is to follow the live commentary on Twitter. Comments on outfits, performances, etc, intrigue me. What can I say, I'm a 23 year old woman.
So I tweeted about that boy band 5 Seconds Of Summer during their ... | 6 | 38.666667 | |
1416810909 | 1416858589 | t3_2n8pnw | t5_2to41 | 2,966 | Smart_Or_FullOfShit: TIFU and was asked to leave McDonalds (NSFW - ish)
My roommate and I woke up extremely early Saturday morning to began driving to the mountain to spend the day snowboarding. Following our usual routine, I stopped at Dunkin-Donuts and bought a coffee to keep myself awake during the long drive. I'm a... | 11 | 269.636364 | |
1416809149 | 1416858908 | t3_2n8nb7 | t5_2to41 | 4 | bonspartan: tifu by not realising the effect I have on people
(Sorry wall of text)
As most posts this happened a couple weeks ago. Let me setup the scene here. Theirs Me(at least to my self) a below average looking guy, and two girls(lets say their names are Jane and May ) who shockingly both had a bit of a crush on me... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1416812597 | 1416862363 | t3_2n8rto | t5_2to41 | 1 | Unok: TIFU by not investigating quicker.
Alright, Reddit. My last story was funny, this one is the exact opposite.
So, this was sometime back in this Summer. Me and my best friend always had sleepovers, and tonight was one of the nights we did.
A little back-story on something different. My cat was a young and health... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1416813177 | 1416845699 | t3_2n8sj1 | t5_2to41 | 26 | Urapeachmahdear: TIFU by referring to the government as obama's bitch
Through my four hour cram session to create an eight page research paper on the difficulties of applying the just war theory to situations regarding terrorism I have found my emotional well being and writing skills rapidly depleting.
I will admit I d... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1416815095 | 1416816328 | t3_2n8uo4 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by walking around with a sexy pink nightgown hanging off the back of my coat.
I walked down the stairs of my apartment and saw my neighbor getting his mail. I smiled and nodded and he just kind of stared at me, but I didn't think much of it. I was feeling like I was looking good. I strutted out of the b... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1416817487 | 1417286228 | t3_2n8x4f | t5_2to41 | 42 | kypiextine: TIFU by thinking I could play developer.
Update: Not so much a TIFU anymore since I resolved the issue, but yeah.
Well, Reddit, TIFU pretty badly. It is now 10 hours post my absolutely stupid decision to root my phone and start trying to reload a different ROM.
Background: I have horrible luck with elec... | 18 | 2.333333 | |
1416817627 | 1416820133 | t3_2n8x9p | t5_2to41 | 11 | flamethrowerr: TIFU by freaking out when seeing a giant cockroach.
JaysRooted: Who the fuck else would be masturbating in your moms house?? (other than you, obviously.)
flamethrowerr: One of my mom's hot friends? I've never seen her use the guest bedrooms. They have always been reserved for guests. My dad gave the hou... | 9 | 1.222222 | |
1416817368 | 1416855675 | t3_2n8x07 | t5_2to41 | 66 | Eddie_Nero: [NSFW-ish] TIFU by making tacos
This happened a few years ago (I was 14), but nonetheless I have just discovered this subreddit and wish to share my misery with all of you.
A few years ago I was in the mood for tacos for dinner. I can't recall the exact reason why, but I was adamant about making them all b... | 3 | 22 | |
1416817727 | 1416887987 | t3_2n8xcu | t5_2to41 | 7 | socksonarooster: TIFU by wearing old pants to work.
[Ok, you caught me, this happened the other day]
I am not a morning person, but I have to wake up at 5:30am to get to work on time. Too bad groggy me is not very good at decisions. Today, while trying to get dressed, I came across a pair of pants I hadn't worn in a w... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1416825761 | 1416970636 | t3_2n94pw | t5_2to41 | 359 | liskoturri: TIFU by encountering a bunch of furries at the mall
So, what are the odds.
I was Christmas shopping with my grandmother and my son on the local mall and suddenly, a furry flash mob appears. They're doing their thing, dancing, hugging people and giving out free cookies. Now, I'm a furry and while I'm not ex... | 12 | 29.916667 | |
1416826579 | 1416842716 | t3_2n95fk | t5_2to41 | 2 | 404waffles: TIFU by not trusting my best friend
OliStabilize: Op is 10.
404waffles: Close. 12 in a crowd of 13s.
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1416827408 | 1416842099 | t3_2n967z | t5_2to41 | 49 | Ionicazza: TIFU by successfully robbing a supermarket, accidentally
Buckle up reddit, this is a hell of a read.
So this story begins with me being a fatass and hungry for some two minute noodles. I decided to get up from my computer and walk down to the local supermarket down the street with my two dogs. Before I did ... | 4 | 12.25 | |
1416829148 | 1416849595 | t3_2n97tm | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by jumping out on my housemate and scaring the living daylights outs of her.
This happened yesterday but I still feel bad about it, but also I feel quite irritated as well. It was in the evening and me and one of my housemates were carrying stuff from my lounge to go upstairs. We left the lights off for... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1416829116 | 1416850291 | t3_2n97sn | t5_2to41 | 4 | maythelordbewithyou: TIFU because gym's do not have age tags like they should!
So today at the gym I spoke to this girl who was definitely checking me out while I was lifting. The fact that she obviously thought I was a god, was evident with the expression on her face. The feeling of attraction was mutual, so as a conf... | 4 | 1 | |
1416832056 | 1416839431 | t3_2n9anp | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by probably breaking my ex-best friend's heart because I thought my heart was set on someome else (and I also had sex with another friend)
KiboshWasabi: Sounds like you're a shitty person. That sounds harsh but its honest. You should probably work on that before inserting yourself into other peoples eq... | 17 | 0.294118 | |
1416834775 | 1416835575 | t3_2n9doc | t5_2to41 | -1 | [deleted]: Tifu by jokingly saying the "C" word in front of a female employee.
DiabolyAlcoholy: I don't get how some people get so offended at name calling. In this case you clearly said it was a joke. I had something similar happen to me. I just apologized like you, then never spoke to her again. Man she was such a c... | 3 | -0.333333 | |
1416834959 | 1416836509 | t3_2n9dwu | t5_2to41 | 13 | sashieshyam: TIFU by showing my parents my subreddit
bate178: OMG OMG, this is such an emotional story
sashieshyam: Thanks, it was very difficult for me
EDIT: #ThirdWorldProblems
bate178: I hope you'll get your goats back soon
sashieshyam: It's been a hard year. I think we will only have chapati to eat by winter.
co... | 8 | 1.625 | |
1416833850 | 1416863462 | t3_2n9cl5 | t5_2to41 | 216 | toothr: TIFU by trusting some masseur in a hostel.
Preface, I'm a 19 year old man, and I'm straight. I am travelling, I'm almost at the end of my travels, in fact I'm leaving tomorrow.
Some guy I met at the hostel was telling me about how he's a masseur specialising in "Turkish" massages, and offered me one. I thought ... | 15 | 14.4 | |
1416831975 | 1416875787 | t3_2n9al0 | t5_2to41 | 2 | airbiscuits_: TIFU by playing kickball on the last day of school
Okay, some backstory. This was a few years ago in middle school, last day of school. Like any final day of school, there were a lot of activities. One was kickball, where you obviously get rolled a ball and you kick it as far as you can.
Here's the FU. ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1416836101 | 1416863208 | t3_2n9fba | t5_2to41 | 62 | PancakeZombie: TIFU by spilling coffee all over a white wall in our new office
I was casually walking up the stairway in our new, fancy, over-the-top software company office.
Suddenly i stepped into "the abyss". I missed a step. I fell over and the coffee mug in my hand flew all across the hall, through the stairs and... | 6 | 10.333333 | |
1416834305 | 1416858119 | t3_2n9d5y | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by confusing the gender of someone
GreatRoses: Maybe an apology.
fat__fuck: The apology was the fuck up.
GreatRoses: Aaah, okay. That sucks though. (Understatement)
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1416835303 | 1416838436 | t3_2n9eb6 | t5_2to41 | 11 | DankMatrix420: TIFU by getting high at school.
This happened on the Friday of last week. Me and my friend in 6 form/year 13 decided that because it was at the end of the year and only exams were left, that we would get high before school. I brought out my gravity bong and we got to work.
I arrived at my first class fe... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1416835251 | 1416860340 | t3_2n9e8r | t5_2to41 | 15 | EphiXorE: TIFU by letting air out during class
So a few minutes ago I was sitting in class, playing games on my mobile. It was just a normal day like any other school day until I had to fart. Not a problem I thought as I wanted to pull it off smoothly. I changed the way I sit and let it pass. Everything went just fine!... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1416839178 | 1416869968 | t3_2n9jhh | t5_2to41 | 165 | _____monkey: TIFU by sharing porn.
The fuck up was realized today, but the actual fuck up occurred a few days ago.
So, I was browsing a topic on /r/wtf, regarding a pretty lady deepthroating a giant red dildo, crying and gagging on it. In that thread, somebody linked to the sauce video, and there was a huge demand for... | 5 | 33 | |
1416838499 | 1416841704 | t3_2n9iiw | t5_2to41 | 21 | PoppaDR3W: TIFU by eating too much high fiber Kashi cereal
This wasn't today, but it is a story that must be told.
In the past my sister lived with my parents and I. She is big into more natural eating (Think Trader Joe's eating) and she had brought home some Kashi cereal. I am a healthy eater as well and it tasted ... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1416842438 | 1416943455 | t3_2n9oo2 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: Tifu by Liking Someone at the Wrong Time.
Throwaway because I don't want ties to my other account.
Couple of things before I start:
1) OP knows he is a dick before everyone starts.
2) It didn't happen today but it is fairly recent.
~Begin~
So a few weeks ago I broke up with my girlfriend of two and a half ... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1416844269 | 1416982951 | t3_2n9rsp | t5_2to41 | 6,203 | musclemcgeecantsee: TIFU by asking my brother to feel my tricep.
This happened Saturday morning. I was trying to block it out of my mind but, to no avail, here I am.
Some background: I'm 23, a female, and I recently got into strength training. I don't want to be grossly bulky, but I want to be fit.
Saturday morning... | 18 | 344.611111 | |
1416845066 | 1416845394 | t3_2n9ta7 | t5_2to41 | 18 | ThatGuyGotFucked: TIFU By mentioning that my parents beat me
So as with the majority of these posts, this didn't happen today, if you want the specific date, then it was the day Harry potter: chamber of secrets was released.
I was in elementary school, my mom that morning had given me a surprise and told me that she ... | 3 | 6 | |
1416846747 | 1416869526 | t3_2n9wbp | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by using KY "warming" massage oil
greeneyedpassion: By "warming" did it mean "feel like it's on fire"?
pepperann: It certainly did.
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1416845123 | 1417191643 | t3_2n9tdz | t5_2to41 | 55 | [deleted]: TIFU by pissing in Sesame Place
This happened a few years ago. I was making frequent trips out east to do some work. On the last of those trips, I decided to bring the family along & make it a quasi family vacation. Anyway, on our way through Pennsylvania, we decided to stop at Sesame Place:
http://s... | 4 | 13.75 | |
1416845784 | 1416884999 | t3_2n9ujs | t5_2to41 | 120 | [deleted]: TIFU by not deleting the porn from my folder and my elder brother saw it
Today i definitely fucked up my life. I forgot to delete a porn vid which i had downloaded yesterday in main videos folder and forgot about it. Today i learned that my elder most brother saw it. How i know? He has disabled the recent op... | 11 | 10.909091 | |
1416848646 | 1416850106 | t3_2na006 | t5_2to41 | 9 | KiraKadaver: TIFU by helping my mom.
Don't get my wrong, I love my mom, but we usually have a hands off relationship. She had a horrible day prior and even took a tumble, so I stayed over her place yesterday, brought her beer and take out, to help her take it easy. Passed out there last night, and this morning I went t... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1416847923 | 1417608290 | t3_2n9yja | t5_2to41 | 2 | tothebeefyhorse: TIFU by telling my coworker to ejaculate.
My coworker was doing some stretches of the legs and groin area, and he looked rather uncomfortable. I jokingly told him "Don't bust a nut!", thinking it meant almost literally "don't hurt your balls". He and a few others burst out laughing. I was thinking to m... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1416849690 | 1416862072 | t3_2na220 | t5_2to41 | 1,169 | [deleted]: TIFU by rejecting the beautiful new girl at the office.
Get-ADUser: >I just want to let you know work and personal lives are separate things here. Have a good day.
I'll translate that for you: "You made my daughter happy and now you've made her cry, fix it."
Why haven't you called her yet?
Reply_With_H... | 9 | 129.888889 | |
1416849813 | 1416852381 | t3_2na2ar | t5_2to41 | 17 | frowningcat: TIFU by using my roommate's contact solution
This happened about a year and a half ago. A Canadian, I lived in London, England for about a year working as a substitute teacher. It was without a doubt the best time of my life. My flat had five people living in it: myself, three Polish girls, and the boyfrie... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1416850559 | 1416930965 | t3_2na3rj | t5_2to41 | 40 | logan32572: TIFU by getting ready for a party
This was on Saturday night at about 9PM, only posting it now because my Dad's finally turned the internet back on. So to set the scene, my Dad works from 3PM till 10PM in a warehouse as the quality control guy. He has never come home earlier than 10:30PM, he is also the onl... | 6 | 6.666667 | |
1416851938 | 1416889065 | t3_2na6it | t5_2to41 | 38 | Greg_Manson: TIFU by carrying a filled snap bottle and a laptop in the same bag
So, this actually happened less than three hours ago and is (in a very, very twisted way) hilarious enough that I think it's worth sharing with all of r/tifu.
Let me give you some background so you can better understand how all of this ha... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1416851716 | 1416855513 | t3_2na641 | t5_2to41 | 4 | SchrodingersNinja: TIFU by spilling my free drink
I went to the campus Chic Fil A between classes for lunch. Line is long but I am hungry and forgot to make lunch. There is a sign saying the lemonade machine isn't working, too bad because I want something sweet and am trying to stop drinking soda.
I get to the regist... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1416846135 | 1416858379 | t3_2n9v5x | t5_2to41 | 6 | tifu1212: TIFU by preparing and eating my own food at a Pot Luck Dinner
So I must admit I am a bit of a germaphobe, it does not really impact my life but Pot Luck dinners are pretty much the last place I want to be. Eating food prepared in fifteen different kitchens made by who knows how many people is not really my... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1416849536 | 1416873354 | t3_2na1pv | t5_2to41 | 70 | CatBawx: TIFU by drinking my own piss (not Bear Grylls)
Well, let me start off by saying I fortunately (or unfortunately, depending how you look at it) did not swallow the piss.
Last night I drank a good bit and ended up going back to my house. It was about 3:00 AM and I really had to pee, which is something I think ... | 5 | 14 | |
1416852274 | 1416853876 | t3_2na75j | t5_2to41 | 5 | Gtantha: [NSFW] TIFU by having stuff from reddit open while showing my mom something on the pc
kinda_alone: Hi Gtantha, thanks for submitting to /r/tifu!
However, your submission, *[NSFW] TIFU by having stuff from reddit open while showing my mom something on the pc*, has been removed because our rules do not allow:
... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1416853428 | 1416860236 | t3_2na9j2 | t5_2to41 | 63 | gtlgdp: TIFU by being a dumbass at the grocery store and unintentionally spending $100+
So I went to the local Shop Rite this morning. I've never went grocery shopping by myself before because I just moved out of my house, but I decided I'm finally gonna do a little shopping for myself. In Shop Rite, there's these tags... | 6 | 10.5 | |
1416852738 | 1416856480 | t3_2na85y | t5_2to41 | 14 | zombiemommy09: TIFU by not running virus scans or changing passwords as often as I should
Someone hacked into our computer and used our PayPal to buy the new WoW expansion and game time... on our WoW account. Nothing else stolen or purchased, but now there's a lvl 91 pally with 2,000 gold that wasn't there before, with... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1416856042 | 1416973913 | t3_2naewx | t5_2to41 | 3,404 | prostituter: TIFU by telling my gf that I slept with a prostitute...and it gets worse
Happened last night. Also, throw away for obvious reasons.
Personal history: I was in the military a while back, and I went to a lot of places overseas.
My gf and I are in bed, and I take this medicine that helps me fall asleep. S... | 15 | 226.933333 | |
1416852448 | 1416945088 | t3_2na7iz | t5_2to41 | 773 | mynameispointless: TIFU by leaning where no man, woman, or large child should lean.
So, as per usual, this didn't actually happen today. Rather it happened a few days ago and I'm still just recovering from the embarrassment.
Let's just jump right in.
I'm a 20 y/o, 6'2 male who works at a bike shop in a smallish Coll... | 12 | 64.416667 | |
1416856531 | 1416930441 | t3_2nafyb | t5_2to41 | 2,099 | DisposableGlen: TIFU by sniffing a pair of panties.
Okay so this was a few years ago, I was about 16, virgin, horny as fuck.
My mom and I went to visit one of her friends on a farm for the weekend a few hours away from home. I was super keen to go and stay there because my moms friend had a super hot daughter who was a... | 7 | 299.857143 | |
1416852855 | 1416862411 | t3_2na8ea | t5_2to41 | 34 | [deleted]: TIFU By trying to save a salamander
So I'm a monster and I feel like shit now, all because I wanted to be a hero.
I was running out to my car at work to grab something, and I noticed this little black salamander squirmin around on the ground. He was all dried out and had debris stuck to him, so I picked hi... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1416857464 | 1416861274 | t3_2nahwt | t5_2to41 | 19 | equityengineer: TIFU by putting "butt" in an email subject line
I run a commercial energy company and my partner and I had the bright idea to put "*FirstName* Who's butt do I have to kiss..." as the subject line and the following in the email that we sent to a list of 6,000 businesses:
... to get a chance to sell you ... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1416857255 | 1416954027 | t3_2nahfi | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by having my car towed.
A little background on myself. Im a 25 year old independent college student that just recently started bartending at a new nightclub in town. Been a bartender for about 2 months now and haven't officially been hired they just call me if they need me. So for the past couple of wee... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1416858008 | 1416859574 | t3_2naj29 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting about technology.
I just started a job at a shit deli. I don't like it but that doesn't mean I should work less. Regardless, I was working today and my boss tells me he is going to the bathroom. Naturally, I steal condoms from the shelf. They were $4.99. I put them in my jacket and walk ba... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1416854425 | 1416861206 | t3_2nabm2 | t5_2to41 | 18 | smashedkitten: TIFU by spending my birthday in the psych ward of the local nut house
Today I fucked up. This year I fucked up. Fuck. I'm sick of fucking up.
After 3 years of pharmaceutical therapy, I stopped taking my meds for bi-polar, GAD, & SA, and I started to loose my mind.
Fortunately, I live in a Medical ... | 3 | 6 | |
1416860658 | 1416861635 | t3_2naoq8 | t5_2to41 | 7 | vomityini: TIFU by vomiting EVERYWHERE
actually happened a week ago.
So this is me, small but usally strong-stomached woman.
It's a tuesday evening and I am at my favorite bar, and when I say favorite, I mean this is practically my home. I know everyone there, everyone there knows me and sometimes on superfull nights,... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1416862300 | 1416904477 | t3_2nas6y | t5_2to41 | 242 | [deleted]: TIFU by staying friends with my ex
With all the crazy things happening recently regarding sexism, I thought now would be a good time to share this story.
If you’re reading this, grab a comfortable chair, a handful of popcorn and enjoy this tale of love, drama and double standards.
September 2013 (yes it goe... | 6 | 40.333333 | |
1416861275 | 1416944866 | t3_2napzh | t5_2to41 | 19 | todayonly134: TIFU by telling the truth
Or rather, by being That Girl.
Have had this great guy friend for, like, 12 years (I'm female). I've suspected off and on for a long time that he would like it to be more, and I have actually given it serious thought a few times , but no matter how corny it sounds there's just ... | 9 | 2.111111 | |
1416864125 | 1416905804 | t3_2naw2t | t5_2to41 | 54 | talkingwhizkid: TIFU by wearing a cardigan I picked up off the floor
I was meeting my family for dinner at a restaurant called Cracker Barrel. I had never been there before and if you are not familiar with this restaurant chain, it is a rustic country kitchen styled restaurant. I was in a rush to get ready and on my wa... | 7 | 7.714286 | |
1416865548 | 1417001895 | t3_2naz2a | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by beating up a kid with Asperger's.
TIFU: this probably took place an hour or so ago.
For context, I'm on a division 1 wrestling team. Its my fourth and final year one the team. I've started two of my years here, but not this year. All in all I'm decent college wrestler, I'll probably end my season wi... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1416866738 | 1416894095 | t3_2nb1gy | t5_2to41 | 99 | ItsDemented: TIFU by laughing out loud
So here I am, sitting in math class. Learning about shit I already learned 3 years ago. I decide to listen to some music and browse reddit. I come across [this](http://redd.it/2n8pnw). I think this is very funny and I start chuckling a bit. Now, when you have headphones in with mu... | 7 | 14.142857 | |
1416867786 | 1416880590 | t3_2nb3mh | t5_2to41 | 37 | SolitaryBronson: TIFU while attempting small talk with a hot new co-worker
It all happened so fast, and I still feel like I'm in a freeze frame of Picard facepalming himself.
I was in the lunch room at my office at the time. I had taken a late break as I was pretty overwhelmed with my caseload. Two attractive women ca... | 6 | 6.166667 | |
1416808283 | 1416869159 | t3_2n8m4o | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by being accidentally inappropriate/suggestive to strangers
(This was technically this weekend, but not today. Oh well.)
I'm standing in a long line for free food at a collegiate event and just talking to the people around me. We're talking about just how much a large crowd like this could eat. Now, ... | 3 | 4 | |
1416869276 | 1416871376 | t3_2nb6no | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by vomiting all over 4 Summerall Guards
This happened about 5 years ago today. I was a freshman at The Citadel in Charleston SC, for those of you who do not know this school, imagine Westpoint but in the South.
I had just awaken to upperclassmen throwing water on me at 4 am ordering me to "get the fuck... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1416870235 | 1416876840 | t3_2nb8m0 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU or TIRIFU [Today I Realized I Fucked Up] By letting a girl ruin my high school memories and future relationships
Today I had a sudden realization; the girl I loved don't care about me. I should start with some background. I'm a 16 year old male teen who's been forced to grow up too fast. Divorced parent... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1416871392 | 1416875512 | t3_2nbauz | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending my password in plain text
My friend asked to see my flexget config file. I foolishly sent it along forgetting that it contained my username and password in plain text.
He kindly pointed this out to me but started to slowly work out that I a computer science student use the same password acro... | 7 | 2.142857 | |
1416870156 | 1416873583 | t3_2nb8gg | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by having spasm attacks during a presentation.
TypicalBetaNeckbeard: You're a genius, man. Great story.
Defenestratia: Haha, thanks. Clearly did the smart thing - not taking them out before the presentation.
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1416872191 | 1416874400 | t3_2nbcej | t5_2to41 | 5 | eats_aborted_fetuses: TIFU by accidently by being patriotic at the wrong time.
this story comes from over last summer in munich, germany.
Backstory:
I was on vacation with my dad in Europe for about two weeks before the incident. We were waiting for our delayed flight to get back to the states when i decided to loo... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1416875006 | 1416877858 | t3_2nbhpn | t5_2to41 | 11 | Defenestratia: TIFU by having spasms during a presentation.
Here's how it was.
* It was just after lunch time in college.
* I do an art/graphic design course so we can basically do what we want.
* People were doing short presentations on their work today.
* I had a packet of Galaxy Minstrels. (For those whose countrie... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1416874051 | 1416879081 | t3_2nbfwg | t5_2to41 | 21 | ThrowAwayBecauseTIFU: TIFU by making my Reddit Username my school User ID, JohnDoe77.
This FU happened September 11th, 2014, and the outcome is still ongoing.
I made this post to Reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/learnprogramming/comments/2g4m86/evaluating_expressions_of_java_bit_operators/
Thinking that I would get ... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1416873917 | 1416924678 | t3_2nbfo8 | t5_2to41 | 2,415 | lucaslukelucas: TIFU by making my girlfriend think she was crazy.
My girlfriend had been setting my desktop pictures to poop and dildos recently. She was watching YouTube on her phone when I reminded her
“Dildos?”
She took a good few seconds to register what I’d said and responded with a
“Huh?”
It took her long eno... | 11 | 219.545455 | |
1416875678 | 1416933620 | t3_2nbiy0 | t5_2to41 | 120 | [deleted]: TIFU by peeing on the piano in front of my teacher
This is my first post on reddit, so please excuse my terrible formatting!
Okay, so this actually happened all the way back when I was in 5th grade. It was during my usual weekly piano lesson at my teacher's house, when I realized I had an incredibly strong ... | 6 | 20 | |
1416873301 | 1416907253 | t3_2nbeij | t5_2to41 | 169 | joeypappaluchi: Tifu by scaring my sister
So this happened a few years back, I was about 16 and my cousins were in town for the week. We decided to go fishing off some old abandoned railroad tracks and asked my 13 year old sister if she wanted to tag along. Now being a teenager in the age of computers, she said she'd r... | 4 | 42.25 | |
1416875756 | 1416880567 | t3_2nbj2n | t5_2to41 | 6 | yugotprblms: TIFU by having a rock fight
This happened years and years ago, probably when I was around 8 or 9. I am 25 now. I still think about it and cringe a bit.
Back then my family lived in a cul-de-sac, the ones with the circular ending. In this particular cul-de-sac, instead of having a strip of grass between... | 3 | 2 | |
1416877432 | 1416877990 | t3_2nbm6h | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by yelling at my dog
This legit just happened and before you think that im some sort of asshole, i wasnt yelling at him in a mean way. I was yelling in a joking way
Little backstory, my Dog (oscar) is really skittish and it is really fun sometimes to spook him because he will do weird things. Now for t... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1416877213 | 1416882298 | t3_2nblq3 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: [TIFU] I fingerbanged my good friends younger sister.
kenabashi: It's really not any of your friend's business what his sister does. Before you turn yourself in to preserve the bromance, take into account his sister's feelings about that. You should get her permission first, she deserves that much respect.
... | 3 | 1 | |
1416869965 | 1417049767 | t3_2nb83q | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by auto syncing my phone with my work Dropbox
I actually fucked up about 6 months ago but just found out about it today.
So everyone at work gets an email on Friday from our IT guy telling us there's a virus on our Dropbox account and not to open it. I barely use the company one anymore so I didn't th... | 3 | 2 | |
1416880255 | 1416933725 | t3_2nbr99 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: Tifu
Lt_Col_Ingus: Get a Bic pen, and an apple. Make a pipe. Potheads use to be real creative when they had weed and nothing to smoke out of. What the hell happened?
zachehet: My mother got mad and just took it and my bong that I made so now I'm stuck to my homemade onehitter not the best but it doee what ... | 3 | 1 | |
1416880179 | 1416910245 | t3_2nbr3t | t5_2to41 | 53 | q1o2: TIFU by buying a cashier a flower.
It started today in the grocery store. I've been eyeballing a really cute checkout girl and, like any good investigator would do, looked her up on facebook based solely on her first name (and managed to find her). On her profile I found two pictures of her with another guy from ... | 7 | 7.571429 | |
1416876413 | 1416900234 | t3_2nbk97 | t5_2to41 | 29 | Xyphion: TIFU by driving through the drive-thru backwards.
So this happened quite a while ago, but I feel like I need to share this one with you guys.
So about 12 years ago I had just received my drivers license, and being that giddy teenager with the freedom of being able to get away on my own, I of course needed to... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1416879840 | 1416882880 | t3_2nbqgp | t5_2to41 | 31 | frozenrainbow: TIFU by eating dinner
This just happened at least 10 miuntes ago and I'm in my room in silence. So my sister had cancer for 8 years now, and she just had surgery on her 4th tumor last Friday. So with her being at home and recovering, we have been receiving free food (yay)! Today was a day where some peop... | 3 | 10.333333 | |
1416881137 | 1416884488 | t3_2nbsv8 | t5_2to41 | 13 | SplitCatapolt: TIFU by submitting the wrong paper
So during high school I wrote a research paper (of my choice) about how artificial intelligence will shape up the future and It was about 4 pages, nothing too spectacular. Well It turns out that we had the exact same research assignment in college and I thought that I c... | 4 | 3.25 |
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