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1416974750 | 1416975580 | t3_2ng1yr | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking my friend to print an assignment off my Google Drive
We had an assignment due, but I couldn't print it, so I asked my friend to go on my Google Drive and print my assignment. Let's just say they discovered my recent activity, which showed the contents added to my "golden folder" and there's so... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1416978694 | 1417118781 | t3_2ng85q | t5_2to41 | 35 | ezduzit2011: TIFU By understanding spanish and causing my friend to reveal his gay love for me.
So this happened a week ago, as most TIFUs do.
I spent the day at my friend's house, playing smash 64, melee, and some Playstation Allstars. At like 8:30, my friend's parents got home. I thought they were just gonna take m... | 5 | 7 | |
1416972026 | 1417022681 | t3_2nfxfg | t5_2to41 | 22 | self_wedgie: TIFU by temporarily losing control of my clothing.
So this happened today.
Being that it was the first day in weeks I haven't felt grossly sick, I decided to put a little extra effort into dressing for school. I put on my cutest underwear, stuffed myself into my tightest pants, and wore a flattering, for... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1416978675 | 1417056968 | t3_2ng84t | t5_2to41 | 20 | loquatiouslizard: TIFU By ignoring a classmate while she undid my bra in class
I was inspired to share this story after reading another tale of high school underwear loss.
Backstory:
In my freshman year of high school I sort of befriended a rather disturbed girl whom I shared classes with. I was in a bit of an awkw... | 4 | 5 | |
1416980960 | 1416997966 | t3_2ngbov | t5_2to41 | 360 | theicecreamtruck_59: TIFU by giving my spare change to a homeless person
TIFU by giving my spare change to a "homeless" person. I am a retail store manager and I went to a neighboring store to get some supplies. I drive over, and I parked. I see that store's manager outside getting carts. I help and as we are walking i... | 6 | 60 | |
1416981693 | 1417040691 | t3_2ngcqo | t5_2to41 | 3 | TheSpursFan28: TIFU by playing super smash bros brawl
I was playing super smash bros brawl with 2 friends and my little 10 year old brother. It starts getting really intense and I turn up the trash talk. Being a teenage gamer I was, I felt the need to talk some smack. Unfortunately, I crossed the line and said too much... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1416981828 | 1417006727 | t3_2ngcyn | t5_2to41 | 14 | kawaiinekonyanya: TIFU I knocked out Kyogre
I knocked out Kyogre in Alpha Sapphire, with a level 57 Azumarril, using Aqua Tail...
I turned off my 3DS in a panic, ans it turned out my last save point was before reaching the underwater cave. So I have to do it all over again.
MrB1gSh0t: Could've been much worse, you cou... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1416982652 | 1417024306 | t3_2nge2j | t5_2to41 | 24 | designbysalazar: TIFU by wearing a shirt that read "Carpe Fucking Diem" when meeting a christian client of mine.
I do custom printing (business cards, stickers, banners, tshirts, etc) and met a client at a local starbucks wearing my "carpe fucking diem" shirt. The look on his face as he read it was pretty priceles. Aft... | 8 | 3 | |
1416983653 | 1417024408 | t3_2ngffx | t5_2to41 | 6 | tooold370z: TIFU by not being honest with my mom
Like a lot of these TIFU, this problem goes back a few years. My girlfriend and I were living with my mother, the two of them always got along. In fact, they got along better than I really would have ever expected. As time went on, living with my mother understandably... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1416984985 | 1416989980 | t3_2ngh76 | t5_2to41 | 13 | TIFUHolyShitwtf: TIFU by eating $325 worth of chocolate.
My husband usually keeps chocolate around the house because I'm a huge bitch and it's the only thing that can calm my wrath.
Anyway, I went looking for some today and I found a box with 16 pieces of chocolate. It's been a stressful weak, so I ate all 16. I immed... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1416985033 | 1417009189 | t3_2ngh9i | t5_2to41 | 539 | Random_Expletive: TIFU by using my bra as a pocket.
I put the key to my Holden Barina in my bra and forgot about it. I just took off all my clothes to have a bath and it's left an imprint of the Holden logo on my left breast. It's now been there for an hour and a half and my boyfriend thinks it's hilarious.
jvchef: Ph... | 6 | 89.833333 | |
1416954771 | 1417011891 | t3_2nf2u3 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by ignoring an idiot light.
So it started this morning when I went to work at my job at the airport when I noticed that the abs light was on. This was accompanied by fluctuating gas gauges and such. So I went about my day thinking it was nothing because we had fixed a short in the plug for the trailer h... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1416986878 | 1416988323 | t3_2ngjge | t5_2to41 | 14 | throwawaycuzburnt: Tifu by burning my buddy NSFW
The title says it all....I'm sitting with an icepack in my crotch writing about my bad luck....so as anyyyy other teenage boy home alone i was naked and beating it eveeerywhere...the couch...the kitchen...my pantry u name it...and I got tired so I started gaming and whil... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1416974959 | 1416995752 | t3_2ng2a5 | t5_2to41 | 7 | almonteguy1981: TIFU: I almost blew myself to smitherines!
TIFU: Ok, so, here is my FU for the day......
last week, I was setting up my propane heater in my workshop(not really a workshop as it's only 10' x 10') and, once I tested the heater for leaks, I decided to light it........APPARENTLY, the tank had a crack in t... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1416989767 | 1417022430 | t3_2ngmjs | t5_2to41 | 33 | Throwawayfuckup12345: TIFU by having a girl stay over at my place
Bear with me, I'm going against the grain of normal TIFU posts as this literally just happened and it is a massive fuck up, not an embarrassing accident.
Some back story, I work in a company with a family member as my boss. She put her name on the line ... | 3 | 11 | |
1416990910 | 1417018881 | t3_2ngnpt | t5_2to41 | 70 | notthatway123332: TIFU by dating a photographer in college
Note: the "T" stands for "Thatonetime" instead of "Today" on this post.
 
In college, I fell- hard- for the secretary of my department head. She was exotic and interesting, fun to be around, but most importantly: female, willing, and had her own... | 4 | 17.5 | |
1416992006 | 1417049975 | t3_2ngorl | t5_2to41 | 88 | evilknvn: TIFU by being on live TV
A long time ago, I entered a whole heap of competitions and I was on such a roll that I did not bother checking most of the requirements. Then, today, I get a phone call, "Are you excited to play _______? You will be on air in just a moment."
Fuck, I was not prepared. I was in the mi... | 6 | 14.666667 | |
1417040767 | 1417049672 | t3_2ngnj4 | t5_2to41 | 0 | ItsDemented: Not OCD, just scary that he had a job and can't spell basic shit.
DeaD_bAU5: Becasue a single keystroke of the space bar is truly a cause for outrage.
It's not like he said "irregardless"
ItsDemented: Unregardliss
DeaD_bAU5: Un-irregardlessly
the rare TRIPLE negative
ItsDemented: :o
| 5 | 0 | |
1416991491 | 1417076437 | t3_2ngoac | t5_2to41 | 6 | jackie_big_tits: TIFU by emailing nudes and closing my laptop before making sure they had been sent.
My SO is stationed overseas. So, I sent some nudes today with my laptop. I sent them five minutes before I had to go in to work. I closed my laptop as soon as I hit 'send'.
After my shift, grandpa invites us to eat at... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1416992373 | 1417096764 | t3_2ngp2m | t5_2to41 | 649 | likelyoblique: TIFU by running over a small child with a supermarket roll cage full of drinks
I work at a large supermarket in the city. Its the only supermarket in the city and is full of customers during the evening when I most often work.
I was asked to get the roll cage, full of cold drinks, from the back and star... | 11 | 59 | |
1417001838 | 1417448155 | t3_2ngxy4 | t5_2to41 | 5,792 | LurkinInDaTifu: TIFU by reading about the guy who tifu in his business meeting
This is actually my first TIFU, post I'm a long time lurker.
This actually happened 20 minutes ago.
Little background info on me, I don’t usually eat out in fact I rarely eat out, unless I absolutely have to or unless there is a special oc... | 16 | 362 | |
1417000861 | 1417045055 | t3_2ngwwt | t5_2to41 | 60 | [deleted]: TIFU by trespassing a construction site. Have to see a university proctor soon.
**TL;DR at the bottom.**
About 2 weeks ago, (Didn't happen today sorry) a few days after the exams I had withdrawal symptoms from having no work to do. I got so bored that night and went out to try to climb a crane at a uni cons... | 5 | 12 | |
1417005511 | 1417011749 | t3_2nh1k7 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Cerberus73: TIFU by checking my high beams
Walk out to the truck early this morning (remote start, already running), and I notice I have a headlight out. Damn. I want to check the high beams, so I stand by the driver door, reach in through the door and pull the lever that switches the high beams on.
Trouble is, the ... | 3 | 3 | |
1417007679 | 1417042051 | t3_2nh41u | t5_2to41 | 29 | spiritoftherams: TIFU by not waiting a month
TIFU not even an hour ago.
Last night I went online and bought a 3DS since the new Pokemon games had come out. It was purple (I'm a guy) but it was from the official Nintendo store and it was $106. I was really excited and told my girlfriend this morning. Turns out she was... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1417008558 | 1417368992 | t3_2nh54w | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by writing The Wealth of Nations in poetry
Okay, I was supposed to write this *yesterday*, but if I wasn't too busy doing all the work myself, I would have gotten this done, but whatever. Also, disclaimer, forgive me if my English is not so good. ESL.
So yes, Reddit, TIFU. But first, the back-story. ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1417011153 | 1417146021 | t3_2nh8l0 | t5_2to41 | 960 | 30s2M31: TIFU by getting drunk and not checking my phone the next day.
This fuck up happened 3 weeks ago, but I didn't realize it until yesterday.
Three weeks ago I was away on a work conference with my immediate boss and 2 coworkers. One of these coworkers, we'll call her Amy, I've had a little crush on but I decided... | 15 | 64 | |
1417011974 | 1417049427 | t3_2nh9su | t5_2to41 | 2 | uberpandajesus: TIFU by having a convincing zombie dream
Staying at girlfriends place, and sleeping on the sofa by the front door. Parents are home with friends over, everyone sound asleep including me. I'm having a very realistic dream after watching the Walking Dead and am being chased by a scary zombie. I try using ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1417015920 | 1417157056 | t3_2nhgcb | t5_2to41 | 2 | bluewalletsings: TIFU by telling some of my friends about a potentially new relationship
So I met this girl earlier, she's really nice, a great baker, has a big heart. I met her in a party and her other friends are hot. She's okay. Yea I know, I am being a major jerk here.
I felt really bad about this. As I get to kn... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1417018220 | 1417032970 | t3_2nhkh3 | t5_2to41 | 17 | EtherealCephalopod: TIFU by insulting a friends religion
TIFU. Me and my friends were in a group chat on facebook and we were having a lot of good laughs with the occasional awkward silence. During one of these awkward silences my friend said "hey wanna talk about something 100% stupid?" and me being the stupid atheist... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1417018352 | 1417091804 | t3_2nhkqj | t5_2to41 | 2 | df6091: Tifu by telling my friend to fuck themselves with a pole
Today i was at school in a very bad moode when some randome person starts sending me puns i start asking who they are and after an few atempts assumed it was a random person who put a random number in their phone I told them to go away but they wouldent s... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1417018781 | 1417071405 | t3_2nhlj2 | t5_2to41 | 22 | Scheddar: TIFU by telling my FWB that there was a small chance I was pregnant...
As all good TIFU stories go, this indeed did NOT happen today, but instead a few weeks ago.
I've had the same friend with benefits for about three months now, on and off (he thought he found a girl he wanted to date, but it fell through).... | 7 | 3.142857 | |
1417019272 | 1417020602 | t3_2nhmgp | t5_2to41 | 10 | RodgerTheBadger: TIFU by falling in love and never letting it go.
Like any other TIFU, not really today, but it did occur for a period of a few years.
During the summer after my freshman year an old friend, let's call her Beth, mashed me on Facebook, talking about how she missed talking to me. Beth and I start talkin... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1417020124 | 1417105937 | t3_2nho2r | t5_2to41 | 199 | -Murphys_Law-: TIFU by dreaming about Matthew McConaughey
This literally happened five minutes ago. I dreamed about meeting Matthew McConaughey and woke to find that I had wet the bed for the first time since I was 6 (I'm 27). For added cringe, I'm a straight male.
I don't even particularly like DoubleM C. I had to l... | 6 | 33.166667 | |
1417021937 | 1417111764 | t3_2nhqx0 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU - Dont get hooked like I did...
TIFU by fishing with kids...
http://imgur.com/gallery/eOZuPzv
WTFnotWTF: At least it's not barbed and it went all the way through.
Hay__seed: Umm, check the Link. in the pic on imgur I posted another barbed hooking...
WTFnotWTF: Can't figure out if you're talking about a ... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1417020917 | 1417025597 | t3_2nhplj | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by not believing in superstitions
So about 3 days ago I was sitting in the lobby of our family business and all the workers were sitting around conversing about whatever came to our minds. I remembered the cool orange camouflaged pocketknife I had found the other day and decided to show it off to my fri... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1417015092 | 1417043425 | t3_2nhey5 | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating microwavable mushroom risotto.
So this literally just happened 5 minutes ago. Let me preface my story by saying that I've had a complicated relationship with mushrooms. They often don't...agree...with me, but today I was willing to give it another go. WARNING: this will contain tales of flatul... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1417022948 | 1417032313 | t3_2nhsfv | t5_2to41 | 9 | thedokidoki: TIFU by trying to be cute with a gesture, and also giving it away.
There's a girl I like. Let's have her name be *Angela.* tl;dr near bottom.
We're both attending some university.
I was supposed to work out with her late night at the gym, and obviously I was looking forwards to that. ~~Aww yeah.~~
She m... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1417024613 | 1417029149 | t3_2nhvxa | t5_2to41 | 14 | night_time: TIFU by washing my hands, shaking them to dry, and losing my engagement ring in the process
On break at work, I was washing my hands in the breakroom, and there were no paper towels for me to dry my hands on. I shook them to dry, and that caused my engagement ring to fly off my hand and get lost somewhere i... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1417024839 | 1417032662 | t3_2nhwdx | t5_2to41 | 13 | Umbrifer: TIFU by living within my means
Not today but yesterday, I fucked up by staying home instead of going out to dinner.
A Little Background. Me and my S.O have been seeing each other for the past few months. A large point of contention between us was the fact that we always used her parents car and it would be n... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1417025107 | 1417030630 | t3_2nhwxs | t5_2to41 | 24 | temporalscavenger: TIFU by using my notes laptop
I bought a cheap laptop from a friend to use for notes. Today when I went to turn it on for psych class, it decided it was a good time for a system update. It them proceeded to freeze, so I restarted it. I skipped the disc check and it redid the update.
So I go to start... | 7 | 3.428571 | |
1417027116 | 1417044292 | t3_2ni165 | t5_2to41 | 21 | ffffantomas: TIFU By Writing A Name On My Hand
I'll keep it short.
I started a new job yesterday as a researcher in a pretty big office. I'm a socially awkward guy who doesn't always mix well. Therefore when people meet me they might get the impression that I'm a little strange. I'm not. I'm just quiet.
OK. There's a... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1417030049 | 1417096485 | t3_2ni78b | t5_2to41 | 2,675 | Rowdycock: TIFU by asking Karen out
I'm going to be coy here considering I'm still shaken from this huge fuck up.
Anyways, I'd been hitting on this girl at the dry cleaners for a while. Being a young professional freshly out of college, I felt as though I could conquer the world. The place I work for has an environmen... | 9 | 297.222222 | |
1417030402 | 1417034806 | t3_2ni7wx | t5_2to41 | 11 | wallyamos: TIFU by sending $$$ through the US Mail
I got an e-mail from my mom last week regarding Thanksgiving and the aftermath of her car being totaled recently. She explained that she would never normally ask me for this but that she needed to borrow some money for Thanksgiving and also asked if she could keep my c... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1417030418 | 1417069571 | t3_2ni7xo | t5_2to41 | 601 | Kingstoner: TIFU by moving to South America
So this is a bit of a story, not just of today but the last few months. In January of this year I met a girl from Argentina in my home City in England. We hit it off and spent all of our free time together, visiting places, drinking, staying in hotels every week and basically... | 12 | 50.083333 | |
1417031089 | 1417066403 | t3_2ni9e2 | t5_2to41 | 254 | lettucemanatee: TIFU by trying to prove I can handle spicy food
My SO and I lived in Tokyo for about a year, and though japanese food is great in many ways it commonly doesn't have a lot of flavor or spices.
When we were walking home one day we noticed a small thai restaurant for the first time, and we suddenly got... | 8 | 31.75 | |
1417032375 | 1417054986 | t3_2nibg2 | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying my boyfriends birthday present
Just so y'all know, I'm new to this. And tifu. For starters, my boyfriend and I have been in a bumpy relationship since November 2010. 6 shorts months ago, we had a baby. We have lived together since the night he was born. So anyways, my bf works 3 days a week fr... | 5 | 5 | |
1417034460 | 1417043910 | t3_2niflk | t5_2to41 | 21 | tampontrauma: TIFU by forgetting to take out my tampon
Throwaway because I'm fairly sure some of my friends know my real username..
The fuck up happened like a year ago but I only realised my fuck up today.
So I'd been talking to this guy I met travelling on facebook quite a lot since we hung out for a week. I had r... | 3 | 7 | |
1417034473 | 1417081833 | t3_2nifmb | t5_2to41 | 11 | johnnyquestlog: TIFU by accidentally wiping my ass with toothpaste
This TIFU happened this morning in a bleary, slightly hungover haze. I woke up this morning at around 7:45 am and got up to shower. I usually poop before my shower, because I'm a normal human being. Now, it is important to note here that I did not have ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1417034900 | 1417066584 | t3_2nigeo | t5_2to41 | 140 | Stepchildren: TIFU by visiting my girlfriend by surprise.
I bought my girlfriend some cheap flowers and headed to her apartment because she had been studying so hard. We have hardly seen each other in the past two weeks. I walk up her steps and see her kissing her Ex goodbye. I saw red jumped at him, got one good punch... | 10 | 14 | |
1417034345 | 1417037792 | t3_2nifdp | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by performing autofellato and giving myself genital herpes
Nick21000_: Well. At least you can perform autofellatio. I would trade having Herpes for autofellatio any day.
twobobsworth: I was kinda weighing the tradeoff.
Nick21000_: Yeah. It's definitely something to consider.
| 4 | 3.25 | |
1417033073 | 1417079470 | t3_2nicug | t5_2to41 | 31 | Cabber: TIFU by sending 90 emails to 202 people on accident
I'm a web developer and my company runs a blog for this guy. He was one of our first customers back when it was just 3 of us. Well he's been posting and running his blog for about 4 years and had a total of 189 posts in that time. Recently he came to us becaus... | 5 | 6.2 | |
1417036650 | 1417069417 | t3_2nijqh | t5_2to41 | 551 | [deleted]: TIFU by using a grapefruit as a Fleshlight
tamaboyle: [That's not the way you do it.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eG5d6X-dLhM)
towelzilla: Good god… those noises bahahaha
Dalis_tache: Just for research purposes...would you consider those good or bad noises? I'm female & have never sounded like a ... | 7 | 78.714286 | |
1417037437 | 1417037946 | t3_2nilb2 | t5_2to41 | 32 | thanskgivingthrowawa: TIFU squeezed the wrong butt
All my family is home for Thanksgiving today. I went with my girlfriend to pick up some last things for dinner tomorrow. On the way back into the house my girlfriend went ahead into the outside hallway while I checked the mail. As I grabbed the outside door to the hall... | 4 | 8 | |
1417031452 | 1417055161 | t3_2nia3o | t5_2to41 | 92 | Thoughtsinhead: TIFU: By thinking a girl was winking at someone else.
It wasn't today, but summer orientation at my college freshman year. A very attractive blonde girl who was in my orientation group winked towards my direction when we were all chilling near the dining center. I looked behind me and saw no one else so... | 3 | 30.666667 | |
1417037005 | 1417038656 | t3_2nikfh | t5_2to41 | 3 | dontaskwhyaskwhynot: TIFU by returning a recruiters call that never happened!
This happened over an hour ago and I'm still shaking my head at my FU.
So I get home today and get the voicemail notification on my phone. Being that I was out of service earlier today, I wasn't surprised. But, when I checked my messages I... | 3 | 1 | |
1417038357 | 1417164023 | t3_2nin2k | t5_2to41 | 14 | tiger2380: TIFU by forgetting why someone would receive a purple heart.
Okay guys, this is my first TIFU. Also, I don't have an English degree so please look over my grammar errors.
I feel so ashamed... This actually happen this morning. Here is the context: I took my wife's car to the dealership to get an oil change ... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1417038248 | 1417119973 | t3_2nimv2 | t5_2to41 | 14 | earthwulf: TIFU by buying an Army SPC a drink
I was in the local Starbucks, young dude ahead of my in in his fatigues, looking crisp and being respectful to the elderly lady in front of him. We get to the front of the line, and he places his order... I jump in with "Hey, don't let him pay for that, it's on me!"
SPC M... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1417031827 | 1417053462 | t3_2niaee | t5_2to41 | 9 | uw_NB: TIFU by cooking beans wrongly
So my roommate left me a bunch of beans of different varieties and im trying to go through them. Today was red kidney beans. I decided to mix them up with rice and put them in a rice cooker for a delicious rice bean mix. I was eating half of the pot with soya sauce to check out the ... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1417033607 | 1417042244 | t3_2nidw3 | t5_2to41 | 44 | mlady42069: TIFU by unexpectedly encountering police with a full bladder
As with many TIFU's, this didn't happen today (about a year ago).
So I'm a freshman in college (18 years old), and it's the last home football game of the year. I went to a tailgate beforehand with a bunch of my friends, where there was a lot of ... | 3 | 14.666667 | |
1417039524 | 1417059731 | t3_2nipb0 | t5_2to41 | 37 | nom_yourmom: TIFU by pissing on my face (with diagrams!)
So this one actually did happen today, about an hour ago. I came back home from playing some football in the snow, and went into the bathroom to take a nice big poo before getting in the shower. Naturally I brought my laptop in with me so I could reddit while I p... | 3 | 12.333333 | |
1417042061 | 1417045557 | t3_2niu2m | t5_2to41 | 9 | yksirius: TIFU by leaving my laptop with 3 years worth of work on the bus
It's Monday, so I have quite boring lectures in the uni and take my laptop with me to do some programming. That day my mood was great and I intended to brush up a couple of things for one of my pet projects and finally release it into open source... | 3 | 3 | |
1417043187 | 1417043416 | t3_2niw6x | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by mistaking christmas presents.
So I have been lurking for a while now and have literally just fucked up right now.
So I had just come back from a few drinks with the boys and my mum was upstairs.
It's about 11pm and we are just chatting normally when something colorful catches the corner of my eye.... | 3 | 2 | |
1417043647 | 1417044466 | t3_2nix06 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Chortlestick: TIFU by saying I would come into work and forgot
I got someone to work my shift at work this evening, but no-one working knew how to do the newspaper returns, I was meant to turn up and do it for them, but I was so busy trying to catch up on coursework I forgot about it. I have just had a call from my bos... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1417043659 | 1417053568 | t3_2nix12 | t5_2to41 | 4 | hairychinesekid1: TIFU by not talking to the girl i thought was cute
So firstly i just want to say please pardon my English, i'm from England i'm just not j.k rowling
So i came out of my university building today and there i saw a super cute girl sitting on the wall, i had to wait for my friend so i sat on the same wa... | 4 | 1 | |
1417042048 | 1417045732 | t3_2niu20 | t5_2to41 | 10 | ExtraCheesyPie: TIFU by getting a burrito
Not life changing of a fuck up, but here it goes.
So today, as I was walking in Downtown Toronto, I noticed a place called 'Fat Bastard's Burritos'. I'm quite a burrito enthusiast, so I decided to get a burrito, as you may have guessed by the title.
After waiting for a bit a... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1417044593 | 1417128125 | t3_2niypv | t5_2to41 | 4,659 | Yuzki: TIFU by dying at the doctor's office, pitching a tent in front of a bunch of women, and forcing a fireman to carry my erect body.
So I'm prone to having a medical event called Vasovagal syncope. In a nutshell, it means that my Vagus nerve is retarded (literally-people who have this condition from adolescence los... | 28 | 166.392857 | |
1417039195 | 1417066710 | t3_2niona | t5_2to41 | 3 | happenstanced: TIFU and wore my slippers to work.
This happened last night.
I had been outside smoking a cigarette and got a call to go to work.
I do late night removals for a funeral home and was dispatched to a hospital morgue.
No problem, except my feet were freezing and the car still needed to warm up.
"I'l... | 3 | 1 | |
1417046370 | 1417050191 | t3_2nj1uu | t5_2to41 | 14 | in_jail_out_soon: TIFU by sending a racially offensive message threatening the Hells Angels biker group.
So I'm a senior highschool student. And my teacher took our class to the library for a work period. I of course got no work done and instead decided that I should see what websites the school board had or had not bl... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1417047471 | 1417052629 | t3_2nj3om | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by watching porn.
So TIFU (well, about half an hour ago) I felt the need to partake in my nightly 'exercise'. Now since around about a week ago I have been getting used to my new phone (htc one m8 if any one cares) and due to an excessive amount of messages I get from dickhead friends at night I have a... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1417049968 | 1417054655 | t3_2nj7qz | t5_2to41 | 6 | FozzNation: TIFU by driving my car on the lawn
So I get home from a beer run for my dad and get back into my car, I notice my lights are pretty bright and I get a bright idea to go test my lights in the backyard field we have. I start going and realize right away what my mistake was. I should never have gone back there... | 3 | 2 | |
1417049494 | 1417101074 | t3_2nj70u | t5_2to41 | 15 | rcwidjaja: TIFU by leaving my sunroof open
So I hopped onto the freeway, and lo and behold, I noticed a spider crawling across my rearview mirror. Now, as one who shrivels away at the sight of any spider, this was terrifying enough. But this spider in particular just had to be the size of my thumb (which, mind you, is ... | 5 | 3 | |
1417051303 | 1417097233 | t3_2nj9up | t5_2to41 | 12 | loinfroth: TIFU by making a technical suggestion
I work for a security company and some of our customers are elderly who use wireless pendants to call for help if they fall down or having hard time breathing or heart attack. They press the button and our system dials the monitoring station that dispatches 911. We progr... | 4 | 3 | |
1417051791 | 1417056206 | t3_2njal2 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by marrying the love of my life
I have to give some context to this.
I met this girl about a little over a year ago and instantly fell in love. I don't care if you don't believe me but this is totally true. From that first moment of her yelling at me asking if I had milk cause she wanted cereal somehow ... | 6 | 2 | |
1417050468 | 1417053681 | t3_2nj8ju | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by realizing why nobody was making Star Wars jokes about Apple; It's pronounced "iPhone four ess."
Not "iPhone 4s." I realize that this is not entirely "today," but all fukups start in the past in one way or another.
Teotwawki69: How did you think it was pronounced?
Alphaplayer: He was thinking it was ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1417053633 | 1417247914 | t3_2njdgk | t5_2to41 | 40 | BudandNostalgia: TIFU by asking my grandpa to borrow his used g-string.
Well, it all started about 20 minutes ago. With my 18th birthday in three days, my three aunts, two uncles, my dad, grandma and grandpa finally left me sit at the adult card table. It's basically a right of passage into adulthood in my family. So a... | 4 | 10 | |
1417055944 | 1417827887 | t3_2njh9k | t5_2to41 | 187 | PixelDrums: TIFU by plugging in a mouse to a Chromebook...
Hi all! First post, probably first "fuck up" too. A little back story, I'm a high school student with an absolutely horrid Geography teacher. He's made me physically sick over 5 times with his bullshit, I've started to feel depressed ever since I've taken his c... | 26 | 7.192308 | |
1417057452 | 1417060481 | t3_2njjma | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU my family's Thanksgiving.
Yesterday my mom bought everything we needed for Thanksgiving besides four ingredients: cinnamon, almond flour, corn meal, and fresh whole cranberries. I volunteered to pick these things up and my mom gave me her last $20.
The next day (today), I rode (I bike a lot) to the st... | 3 | 1 | |
1417057509 | 1417062587 | t3_2njjp1 | t5_2to41 | 3 | BornToBeSam: TIFU by oversleeping and not going swimming in the morning.
So on September 18th I decided to try and swim before school the following day, but I overslept the next day. I was in a car accident on September 19th at 7:00am.
First of all, It wasn't my fault. I loved my car and I miss it. It was my first ca... | 3 | 1 | |
1417058384 | 1417141019 | t3_2njl01 | t5_2to41 | 297 | opportunemoment: TIFU by almost French kissing my Dad.
This happened very abruptly and without much comment by either party. I will try to represent it faithfully.
When I saw my Dad come home from work and kiss my stepmom hello, I don't know, I guess I just developed some expectations. I had been zoned out on Duolingo... | 16 | 18.5625 | |
1417058805 | 1417065576 | t3_2njlmz | t5_2to41 | 50 | burningface2431: Tifu by washing my face with a Mr. Clean magic eraser
So earlier today I took my usually daily shower. Nothing out of the ordinary, just doing to the usually. Then I see a sponge, one I've never seen before. My mom and sister are big into facemasks, and special face scrubbers so I assumed this sponge w... | 3 | 16.666667 | |
1417060144 | 1417078306 | t3_2njnru | t5_2to41 | 16 | cheesenewt: TIFU by forgetting to put the parking break on and leaving my car in neutral
Pretty basic fuck up, and this happened literally an hour ago. But fuck.
Anyways, I come home from a friends and park in the driveway as usual (which is on a very small slope). The house is empty so I just turn on some music and m... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1417045262 | 1417065434 | t3_2nizvy | t5_2to41 | 4 | yousothirsty: TIFU by sleeping in
Im going to keep it short and sweet
This morning i and my crush had organised to meet up at her house at 11. I had been working early for the past three days and was getting up at the ungodly hour of 6 am each morning, so i was pretty fucking tired. Now this is where i fucked up. Bein... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1417060786 | 1417192918 | t3_2njor8 | t5_2to41 | 158 | sorryforthegooch: TIFU by playing video games with my guy friends
EDIT: Throw away !
Okay, so this was about 10 years ago. I wasn't drunk.......
I was watching two close friends play EA Sports NHL, and they were in a tightly locked battle. Time was ticking away in the 3rd and things were tense.
Naturally, I decided... | 6 | 26.333333 | |
1417059450 | 1417106892 | t3_2njmou | t5_2to41 | 14 | RyanDLion: TIFU By hesitating for an extra second in answering when asked about my employment condition at the border.
After the hesitation I knew I was in for trouble. The questions mounted and kept coming and coming. Then it was on to another Border agent in the back room and more questions, a police check against my... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1417063172 | 1417064852 | t3_2njse9 | t5_2to41 | 9 | achiever666: TIFU by shoveling my parents' driveway and building a snowman
I live about 2 hours away from my parents in New England and was planning on driving home for Thanksgiving this morning. However, since the 6-12" of snow was scheduled to start early this morning, I left last night. I didn't hit any bad weather ... | 3 | 3 | |
1417039900 | 1417112730 | t3_2nipyv | t5_2to41 | 22 | funky_bandersnatch: TIFU by walking penis first, into a girl's face. SFW
Just happened. I've been building a workbench at my apartment over the last month, and figured since it's a 4 day weekend that i'd bring tools home - i work construction - and get some work done. I dont own a car however, so the journey involves a... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1417065117 | 1417098015 | t3_2njvaf | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by shaving my pubes
This one was actually from a long time ago, the first time I ever shaved the pubes.
Anyways, for some reason that day I wanted to shave my pubes. It was getting to be disgusting, so why the fuck not, right? So I look around, I'm all out of razors. Fuck. Look around the bathroom, not... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1417058400 | 1417153504 | t3_2njl1a | t5_2to41 | 31 | Truesoldier00: TIFU By Actually Watching The Movie With my Crush
So this actually happened 2 years ago at the tail end of my Grade 12 year, but though I'd share it because It's a pretty bad fuck up in my opinion.
So one day at school I'm hanging out with the friends I usually hang out with, but today they introduce me... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1417064845 | 1417105491 | t3_2njuwx | t5_2to41 | 44 | silvastyle: TIFU by sending the text meant for my buddies, to my brand new one day old girlfriend.
I hope this is within the confines of the reddit code of honor or whatever, as I am new at posting here but this is a sad story and it should be said here. There is now a special place in hell for me and this is why. I ha... | 5 | 8.8 | |
1417065809 | 1417074558 | t3_2njwb4 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by hitting my sister with a jet ski
Me and my family were taking a trip to a campground. We had brought our jet skis along as well as our camper. We were gonna stay for six four days. So after getting set up for the first day, it was too late to ride the jet skis that day. I was pretty disappointed, but... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1417068404 | 1417153004 | t3_2nk020 | t5_2to41 | 21 | shnoopshnashne: TIFU by scaring raccoon away from my cat's food
This just happened 20 minutes ago. I have 2 outside cats and occasionally raccoons come and steal their food. I wake up thirsty and walk downstairs half awake to get a bottle of water from the fridge. Look outside there are three raccoons on my deck. Even ... | 8 | 2.625 | |
1417070110 | 1417107568 | t3_2nk29r | t5_2to41 | 33 | gastonv: TIFU: By quoting drake to my University Professor.
It all started when I went away to see a family member causing me to miss class for a couple of weeks missing my first midterm therefore receiving a grade of 0 (considering it was 5% of my grade I didn't care). Now background: this guy calls people out in his ... | 4 | 8.25 | |
1417071553 | 1417077228 | t3_2nk45r | t5_2to41 | 9 | tossingup12: TIFU by smoking with my cousin and selling him edibles
TIFU by smoking my cousin out. So the little back story, this happened two weeks ago and he's younger than me by four years(I'm 20). It was at his parents place.
So he calls me on Friday when I came down from college, which is about 40 minutes away fro... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1417062569 | 1417178518 | t3_2njrhv | t5_2to41 | 17 | charsipan: TIFU by doing chores
This just happened.
My mum works full time so I decided to get some chores done for her. I decided that doing the worst chores (washing the basins, shower and toilet) would make her extra happy and relaxed after coming home from an 8-hour day.
Keep in mind that I am the biggest germ-f... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1417080178 | 1417124591 | t3_2nkdhu | t5_2to41 | 287 | [deleted]: TIFU by being on /r/tifu in class
This happened 10 minutes ago.
Ironically I was browsing /r/tifu in class as always, but this time my teacher (huge guy you don't want to fuck with) ran up to my desk to see what I was doing because he saw me using my touchpad. Automatically I switched to the windows explore... | 9 | 31.888889 | |
1417080899 | 1417280208 | t3_2nke7a | t5_2to41 | 35 | ressourceman: TIFU asking a female co-worker if she's growing a beard.
This happened yesterday at my job.
I've been steadily growing a beard for about a month and a half now. Some people just tell me if i have a nice beard or will ask me if it's for movember or whatnot.
Going to work while taking the bus as usual, ... | 5 | 7 | |
1417081643 | 1417090211 | t3_2nkexs | t5_2to41 | 30 | immaverybaddoge: TIFU by trying to watch animal porn
This is obviously a throwaway account but it happened a couple minutes ago as i'm writing.
I'm 15 I was having a regular day of just playing video games on my comp. I played a game of League of legends then got off. I was somewhat tired but bored. Before I usually s... | 6 | 5 | |
1417082297 | 1417147231 | t3_2nkfjg | t5_2to41 | 463 | IfukONthe1stDATE: TIFU by covering my family with my deceased grandparents ashes.
This happened tonight. About 7 hours ago.
My grandfather passed away about 2.5 years ago due to cancer. He only wish was to be cremated. My grandmother passed about a month ago and she wanted to be cremated as well. Before she died she... | 5 | 92.6 | |
1417079010 | 1417114899 | t3_2nkccx | t5_2to41 | 17 | iacceptthings: TIFU by being depressed and accepting a "cigarette" from a stranger in a bad neighborhood
Throwaway for obvious reasons.
So a little background on me, I'm a 13 year old guy, I'm from Sweden, I go to an American school, and have a pretty boring life in general. I'm usually very reluctant to accept anythi... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1417085974 | 1417101756 | t3_2nkj3x | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by being to eager for a job
Let's preface this story by me being university-level student of computer science half way through my degree and already being unemployed a year after most of my peers. Also I have the misfortune to establish my self-worth by what I percieve as being my successes.
I get a ca... | 3 | 7.333333 |
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