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1416878094 | 1416883744 | t3_2nbnbi | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting banned from an sensory deprivation tank
I had the opportunity to go spend an hour in a sensory deprivation tank in LA today. I've always been curious about that experience ever since seeing them in an episode of the Simpsons. Before going in, I signed a form saying that I could be charged for... | 4 | 3 | |
1416881756 | 1416937985 | t3_2nbty2 | t5_2to41 | 28 | gryphsglitch: TIFU by eating Pasta Salad
Fear not! This is not a defecation *or* vomit relating post. I'm not *that* stupid, but as this subreddit proves, I'm clearly stupid enough.
At my school, there are these big trays of salads, fruit, bean shit, basically whatever the school cares enough to put in a tray and shov... | 6 | 4.666667 | |
1416883415 | 1416887346 | t3_2nbwux | t5_2to41 | 81 | megsiasoco: TIFU with my son's textbook answer
So my son is 7 years old. He is youngest in his batch and really coping with reading and spelling. Anyway, I went home from work and we were checking on his book seat works. I was so surprised to see [this](http://i.imgur.com/CNtzxr7.jpg)!
In my son's defense, he never had... | 7 | 11.571429 | |
1416883349 | 1416885921 | t3_2nbwqh | t5_2to41 | 15 | Wisex: TIFU By breaking my friends PS vita
So I was planning a game of egg roulette with 6 of my friends, one of which decided to bring his ps vita which he recently put 3 games on, so everyone got here at around 5 and we started playing video games. So I'm setting up the plastic on the table and his Ps vita was on the... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1416884346 | 1416885439 | t3_2nbyhx | t5_2to41 | 28 | MoRaven: TIFU by jogging on ice
Slipped running on ice today and ate shit hard. Managed to combat crawl into the relative safety of the shade of a tree, where I writhed in agony for several minutes. Nonetheless I was touched by the concern of bystanders. Firstly, I’d like to apologize to the first lady who approached m... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1416884903 | 1416886041 | t3_2nbzj8 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving my invisilign in a container for 5 days.
So Thursday rolls around and my dad wakes me up to get my wisdom teeth removed. I hop out of bed, take a shower and get ready. After I was done I threw my invisilign in its bag and went off to surgery. Several painful days later (today) I got kind of c... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1416885415 | 1416987045 | t3_2nc0h5 | t5_2to41 | 11 | xBEEKAYRANDEEx: TIFU by giving my ex-girlfriend an interview at the place that I work
So me and my ex-girlfriend have had a pretty rough time after our break up. To the point of her even spreading rumors about how I physically and emotionally abused her and that she was afraid to break up with me because she thought I ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1416886078 | 1416972963 | t3_2nc1mu | t5_2to41 | 10 | soconfusedinabadway: TIFU by chillin' w/ the elephant in the room
Okay, short and sweet. When I was in high school, going through the rebel phase nearly everyone does, I saw this super cool leather bracelet at my Grandma's house. So I hid it. Then, I wore it... for 6 years. If you have seen this [post](http://www.reddi... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1416885573 | 1416966778 | t3_2nc0qe | t5_2to41 | 336 | BaCHN: TIFU by accidently buying Crack on the last train home
No need for a throwaway because i go balls deep every time.
I work in an bar, in a city that features semi high speed rails that bares the same name as a Simpsons character. After a long day of serving the fine techies of fair city, i decided to have a blo... | 6 | 56 | |
1416886889 | 1416887003 | t3_2nc33s | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally making my own mother drink my cum.
VladimirPutinItInYou: Mate, you royally fucked up.
rthrowa: dude reddit wont even let me post my fuck up until the weekend wtf
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1416889269 | 1416919023 | t3_2nc788 | t5_2to41 | 258 | PartyBusJohnson: TIFU by destroying my Sister's childhood and heavily changing my family's opinion of of me, all with one sentence. Fuck.
first, right off the bat, i just want to say that I do not have any mental issues or disorders to the best of my knowledge. though after the shit I just pulled, I may have fucking to... | 8 | 32.25 | |
1416893168 | 1416893904 | t3_2ncdsh | t5_2to41 | 6 | ThinkingwithPokemon: TIFU by not wanting to take a shower.
coveritwithgas: Teenage Girl Squad?
ThinkingwithPokemon: I'm...actually a guy.
I know.
| 3 | 2 | |
1416893700 | 1416935828 | t3_2ncelx | t5_2to41 | 121 | [deleted]: TIFU By playing my porn on the Chromecast.
Fuck.
This is happening right now I don't wanna get out if the shower.
I was watching hunger games on Chromecast earlier. It finished, dad changed the input from Chromecast to dish, I go to shower and jerk to a gangbang (obviously).
It doesn't play and I'm confus... | 9 | 13.444444 | |
1416894006 | 1416897124 | t3_2ncf34 | t5_2to41 | 44 | rumblebeard: TIFU by REALLY enjoying a hot tub
The_Butt_Chin: OH GOD! That poor kid just...holy crap dude. That kid is never going to know what he touched.
rumblebeard: I know, I deserve to be shot don't I.
bromy501: Well it was a sticky situation
| 4 | 11 | |
1416896467 | 1416942162 | t3_2ncioz | t5_2to41 | 10 | Broken102: TIFU when a supervisor caught me staring at another supervisors ass.
This actually happened about a week ago. Lets say that my name is Josh. I just started working at a close by Walmart about 5 weeks ago while i am attending trade school. I am a cashier there. Apparently we made some promise to have all of t... | 5 | 2 | |
1416895205 | 1416909655 | t3_2ncgvn | t5_2to41 | 10 | Knot_My_Name: TIFU by assuming i had more money in the bank than i actually did.
Apparently a cable bill i paid on the 19th just now came out of my account today,of course its the day i went out and bought all my Christmas gifts, so now my account is overdrawn and i have a $37 fee! To top that off, my husband lost his ... | 8 | 1.25 | |
1416897151 | 1416897950 | t3_2ncjm3 | t5_2to41 | 3 | waawaawindshield: TIFU by doing an aggravated assault on my car
Here's what happened today. Monday morning: overslept, shit. It's 10 am, and I'm in a bad mood because I need to get to work. Step outside and it's freezing. Not only that, but it's icy all over, and it takes me a good five minutes to scrape off my car.
... | 3 | 1 | |
1416894466 | 1416946528 | t3_2ncfrw | t5_2to41 | 9 | BigSuhn: TIFU by picking my nose.
This is my first post here so please be merciful.
So it all starts earlier today. I was talking to my SO and she made a joke about me picking my nose so much that it's going to bleed one day. ( I really don't do it often, and I know it's gross, but she picks on me about it.) So I t... | 3 | 3 | |
1416899777 | 1416935532 | t3_2ncmzt | t5_2to41 | 79 | wuxmedia: TIFU - I had to steal my own car.
First poster, so excuse me if I mess up...
This literally just happened:
It's just getting Icy here, my old and battered, but faithful car (VW Golf III) is parked on the street - so it gets Iced up, I wanted to get the car warmed up a bit before I leave for work at 6am.
I re... | 5 | 15.8 | |
1416899477 | 1416908168 | t3_2ncmn1 | t5_2to41 | 12 | Doughnutelo: TIFU by putting milk in my coffee
This is happening now and I'm hating myself for forgetting why I don't put milk in my coffee.
I have a history essay to type up that I've been procrastinating on so I decided to make some coffee to stay up and finish it. I decided to put milk and a shit load (haha) of s... | 4 | 3 | |
1416902627 | 1416919754 | t3_2ncq9t | t5_2to41 | 28 | revonoc1: TIFU by hitting a guy's car. Now he wants to play pool.
So I'm a PLA (parking lot attendant) for a grocery store in Texas called Central Market. One of the duties entailed to us PLAs, well the only duty really, is to get the carts people leave in the parking lot and take them back to the store.
During high ... | 4 | 7 | |
1416905434 | 1416929102 | t3_2nctav | t5_2to41 | 103 | [deleted]: TIFU by thanking my friend's parents for dinner.
This happened about a week ago and I am only now starting to calm down. I was over at a college friend's house recently, and after meeting the family I was invited to eat dinner with them. I overcame my anxiety and joined them at the table, trying my best to n... | 4 | 25.75 | |
1416880125 | 1416996399 | t3_2nbr07 | t5_2to41 | 13 | cleaninterface: TIFU by posting AWS keys to a public GitHub
Next thing I knew I had a slew of x-large windows machines mining bitcoin. Luckily Amazon is incredibly understanding and they plan to reimburse my company for $6,000 in fraudulent EC2 charges
chamweyo: Where you using cloudwatch alarms?
cleaninterface: Not i... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1416907726 | 1416908160 | t3_2ncvnn | t5_2to41 | 7 | NjallTheViking: TIFU by meeting my neighbor
So I'm on my way home after a late 5-8pm grad class. After my 40ish minute commute I drive to pickup my favorite food for dinner (Raising Cane's) which takes forever for some unknown reason. Finally on like the last street to my house and there's a cop in front of me. The cop... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1416907267 | 1416958804 | t3_2ncv6i | t5_2to41 | 1,426 | pasiaj: TIFU by accidentally violating Russian airspace
TL;DR: I tried to send a helium balloon into near space. I f\*\*ked up, destroyed 2000€ worth of company property and ended up violating Russian air space. *Pics & videos at the bottom*.
The story begins with me trying to imagine a script for a Kickstarter vi... | 9 | 158.444444 | |
1416909274 | 1416996838 | t3_2ncx52 | t5_2to41 | 28 | 618pereira: TIFU by bruising my friends vagina
Ok so imma try to be short and simple. My best friend (fellow redditor) and i were hanging with our other 2 girl friends who are pretty loose. Me and my friend were talking about rugby tackles and the girls were talking girl stuff, he demonstrate a tackle whilst i wasnt lo... | 6 | 4.666667 | |
1416910957 | 1417008635 | t3_2ncyqm | t5_2to41 | 25 | throwaway226723: TIFU by ordering a Butt Plug
I've never owned a sex toy before and am too embarrassed to go into a sex shop, so I ordered one big black inflatable butt plug online.
The auction explicitly said,
**"Extremely Discreet packaging with no way the receiver is able to see or feel what is inside the package.... | 8 | 3.125 | |
1416911253 | 1416992579 | t3_2ncz0e | t5_2to41 | 50 | gman80s: TIFU and got man-waxed
so a bit of back story..
its been about 4 years since i been dating my girlfriend and though i'm not proud to say it, i've let myself go a lil bit.. i don't mean i've gained a lot of weight or stopped caring about her or anything like that. i still feel im just as attractive as the day i... | 7 | 7.142857 | |
1416916903 | 1417035947 | t3_2nd4yt | t5_2to41 | 4 | elakah: TIFU by telling my doctor that I had an accident
Okay this is going to be a story with a lot of grammar mistakes. Prepare yourselves!
I suffer from social phobia and depression, which you probably already know since reddit likes to stalk the post history of other redditors.
I'm skipping school since last Frida... | 7 | 0.571429 | |
1416916086 | 1417070075 | t3_2nd44b | t5_2to41 | 2,749 | ___littlespoon: TIFU by wearing a $10 bikini at the beach. (NSFW)
This screw up happened a couple of hours ago at the beach. I was wearing my super cute pineapple bikini from K-Mart. Maybe I should've know it would be trouble when it was only $10, but I'd worn it before with no problems.
Anyway, I was frolicking in th... | 15 | 183.266667 | |
1416900065 | 1416940988 | t3_2ncnb9 | t5_2to41 | 5 | poliachi: TIFU by accidentally and rather cruelly insulting a class mate.
So, as per usual this happened many years ago when I was a 14 year old boy in high-school.
The day had been long and tiresome and my class was now sitting grouped in 5's around rather small tables in the art room splashing our way though yet ano... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1416919067 | 1416992867 | t3_2nd7a6 | t5_2to41 | 607 | ECG1000: TIFU by having a posh wank
stajmw: As somebody with a deep love for English culture (and accent), could you PLEASE record yourself narrating this story of yours?
Just reading it to myself I could hear the accent and I may or may not have wet my panties.
ECG1000: I'll do my best. I don't have a Family Guy sty... | 8 | 75.875 | |
1416921237 | 1416921598 | t3_2nd9zu | t5_2to41 | 6 | rollawaythedew26: Going home with my Local Hot Batender
scottythesmell: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0
rollawaythedew26: haha....damn
scottythesmell: That was perhaps a little too harsh, but the lack of paragraphs made my eyes hurt :)
| 4 | 1.5 | |
1416924874 | 1416925276 | t3_2ndf29 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU WHAT BARTENDERS ACTUALLY THINK OF YOUR DRINK ORDER
downvotes-for-you: I think you might be in the wrong subreddit.
JaysRooted: I concur.
| 3 | 1 | |
1416923876 | 1417011768 | t3_2nddjv | t5_2to41 | 242 | SheZowRaisedByWolves: TIFU by putting an olive in a sandwich
I work at a sandwich shop with my friends and we always give each other free/discounted food when they come in as normal customers. Often enough, we fuck with each other's food. On this day, my friend who we will call "Johnny" and his other friend came in. He... | 7 | 34.571429 | |
1416926705 | 1416967125 | t3_2ndhzn | t5_2to41 | 6,929 | Triks1: TIFU: By watching Guardians of the Galaxy.
This happened on Saturday and I still feel like shit from it.
**Minor spoiler below.**
So Saturday was the anniversary of my fiance's mother's death. It is still really raw so this day is a pretty sad one. We decided to take it easy and relax that night instead of g... | 12 | 577.416667 | |
1416926910 | 1416956837 | t3_2ndict | t5_2to41 | 113 | virnovus: TIFU by not knowing what things on the Starbucks menu were
Okay, so this actually happened when I was 19 or so. I hadn't really spent time in any large city, and had been living on-campus at a university that didn't have a Starbucks. Anyway, I was in New York City for my uncle's wedding, and we were walking... | 8 | 14.125 | |
1416927433 | 1417038506 | t3_2ndj7k | t5_2to41 | 72 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending me nudes of a girl I have a crush on
This didn't actually happened today, it happened last weekend, and I'm having a hard time not feeling stupid about it.
Chapter I
So, there's this girl that i secretly had a crush on for the last six months, she's insanely hot, Jennifer Lawrence kind of h... | 7 | 10.285714 | |
1416927336 | 1416954998 | t3_2ndj1q | t5_2to41 | 21 | phonyamerican: TIFU volunteering for a magic show
TIFU,
It was supposed to be the date of the dreams. My girlfriend and I got on our plane to fly to Vegas, everything was planned out, we had cab transfers to the hotel from the airport, out hotel room reserved and everything, hell, we even had the show tickets purchase... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1416927229 | 1416972554 | t3_2ndiwd | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by not locking the toilet-door at my internshit
Hi!
Wow. Where do I begin, im going too keep this short. Im currently at my internship where the most embarrasing thing happened. I went to the toilet to take a shit, whilst sitting there believing I had locked the door an elderly woman opens the door loo... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1416929465 | 1416941214 | t3_2ndmva | t5_2to41 | 78 | throwaway348924: TIFU by accidentally sharing my choice of mooncup on facebook
So I was ordering a mooncup on the website with the cheapest delivery. The site looked like shit and had obvious bugs, but hey, I'm saving some money, since the cup itself is the same.
My laptop is very slow too. A shitty site and a shitty... | 7 | 11.142857 | |
1416930624 | 1417015988 | t3_2ndox0 | t5_2to41 | 29 | Beginningtoseeitnow: TIFU by thinking sex is just sex. (no sexual content)
I have to get this off my chest but not ready to face the consequences of telling people this in real life so here goes.
This fuck up did not happen today but has accumulated since a week before my 19th birthday. I'm 25, have lived in 5 differe... | 8 | 3.625 | |
1416929724 | 1416989909 | t3_2ndnan | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending a private message to my SO into our companies group chat window...
Our work chat application allows for group and personal discussions. My girlfriend and I were chatting about last night's "activities". I switched to the full company tab to get rid of the flashing orange notice that something... | 6 | 4.166667 | |
1416932287 | 1417009192 | t3_2nds63 | t5_2to41 | 18 | xluminosityx: TIFU by not signing legal documents for a startup
This happened last night but I was so taken back and hurt that I was not able to write it until this morning.
Back story: I have been working on this idea / start up for over a year now with a long time friend (B - 23 y/o) and his friend (C - 22 y/o) who ... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1416934095 | 1416979294 | t3_2ndvnf | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by paying my utilities bill while I was drunk.
So over the weekend I had to leave town for work. Apparently while pretty drunk after a social event on Saturday, I remembered that I should have paid my $228 utility bill before I left town.
So I got online and made the payment on Saturday evening....eas... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1416934143 | 1416937973 | t3_2ndvqj | t5_2to41 | 35 | LapidusR: TIFU by being distracted by a billboard.
A short one.
This happenend a couple of days ago. I was at a crowded train station, waiting for my train to arrive. I was thinking deeply about probably the most important of things (I don't remember what it was). While I was standing at the gate, thinking, I stared a... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1416935830 | 1418940970 | t3_2ndz4m | t5_2to41 | 139 | [deleted]: TIFU by showing a girl my penis suddenly with no warning. (NSFW)
Yes, the title explains it all. I literally pulled my dick out while she was laying on my shoulder in my truck.
I don't know why I went so far but I did.
We were hanging out for only the second time and she was hinting at me that she wanted ... | 7 | 19.857143 | |
1416935684 | 1416943311 | t3_2ndyuh | t5_2to41 | 34 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking Monster.
This actually happened just now, funnily enough.
So I had just got out of a lecture and decided to buy some Monster from the shop opposite Uni. As it turned out, my favourite flavours were down to £1 each, so naturally I bought five to stock up. Now I fucking love my Monster, so do... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1416937334 | 1417018628 | t3_2ne26w | t5_2to41 | 73 | hoggjames1: TIFU By getting beat up by cereal
OK, so this happened early today in the morning. So I work in a supermarket in the UK, my job is a personnel shopper so I walk round a shop for hours a day picking shopping that people have ordered online. This is where the story starts, I was in need of some Kellogg's Cor... | 4 | 18.25 | |
1416937018 | 1416952721 | t3_2ne1jw | t5_2to41 | 85 | Indecisive_Name: TIFU by making my friends wait outside my apartment.
Actually happened Saturday night, but finally realized I have something relevant to post.
I was at my apartment with one of my old roommates (B) waiting for 4 girls to come over to hang. Two of them we knew from college, the other two were their fri... | 10 | 8.5 | |
1416940060 | 1416940914 | t3_2ne7k4 | t5_2to41 | 12 | daftpunkrugger: TIFU by showing my class a powerpoint on "How to suck dick"
So this happened about 45 minutes ago. I'm a first year PhD candidate and as such we have an induction course that spans the year to make sure we're all on the right track. Today, we were giving a brief (15 minute) presentation on our research.... | 4 | 3 | |
1416941765 | 1416977151 | t3_2neb5j | t5_2to41 | 8 | Premislaus: TIFU by losing my wallet
All my ID/Documents gone, all my bank cards gone (no way to get cash of my account), and I'm also in a foreign country so technically I guess I'm stranded here at the moment.
My temporary place of residence isn't there so even if someone was nice enough to return them they would ha... | 4 | 2 | |
1416934939 | 1416953687 | t3_2ndxbl | t5_2to41 | 5 | rkh00: TIFU by showing my cousins Happy Wheels.
As per usual with this sub, this didn't actually happen today, but a while back.
Here's some backstory: My cousins and I were both around ten years old at the time. No ten-year-old should have discovered Happy Wheels, anyway, but I had access to the internet since I was ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1416942366 | 1417614812 | t3_2necjd | t5_2to41 | 12 | futballnguns: TIFU by waiting too long to talk to my boyfriend about why I was angry.
Two days ago I was super pissed at my boyfriend and in letting him know, I also said, "I need some time to cool off before we have this conversation." Because you know...count to 10 before you start something.
Except I counted to 48 ... | 6 | 2 | |
1416944065 | 1416953124 | t3_2negbl | t5_2to41 | 5 | hesapmakinesi: TIFU by abandoning my ill fiancee
Warning: this is not a funny sexual thing, or about sharting. I fucked up pretty bad, and I still don't know what to do.
Last weekend my fiancee and I went to a birthday party. Normally I live in a city 1.5-2 hours away, and I travel by busses with reserved seats, so th... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1416945489 | 1416953784 | t3_2nejd1 | t5_2to41 | 14 | onkilter_offpurpose: TIFU by assuming that my boyfriend (who I've been arguing with a lot) didn't want to spend time with me.
My boyfriend and I have been really rocky lately. Today was my day off of work and I got up this morning and left the house. I really didn't want to spend the day arguing (which has been happeni... | 9 | 1.555556 | |
1416945913 | 1416951409 | t3_2nekc7 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by financially supporting a girl that I thought I was going to marry.
*So, similar to many of these fuck ups, this one didn't happen today, thank god. I am not too great of a writer, but I will try my best to not lose you guys.*
You may conclude that I was a dumbass, or a sucker, or that I should neve... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1416944976 | 1416956008 | t3_2nei88 | t5_2to41 | 30 | Daevilbragg: TIFU by ignoring my wife
So I was playing madden 15 while my wife was at work. She walked in the door, the usual conversation occurs; how was your day blah blah blah.
She leaves the living room and changes into some lingerie, goes into the kitchen and began baking cookies. So I realize cookies take about ... | 16 | 1.875 | |
1416946915 | 1417009964 | t3_2nemi0 | t5_2to41 | 51 | alamistx: TIFU By Buying A Graphics Card From A Disabled Man
Quick Background: This happened in August of 2014. I was searching on Craigslist for a used graphics card to replace my current one, and finally found someone who was selling one for a decent price. So I contacted him (We'll call him Toby) and agreed to meet ... | 6 | 8.5 | |
1416947548 | 1416949384 | t3_2nenxd | t5_2to41 | 11 | phodougrapher: TIFU by attending my best friend's high school graduation party
My friend, let's call him Lester, and I had graduated high school in 2011. His grandparents have a beautiful cabin a little ways outside of where we lived, and they decided to have all of his extended family fly in for a graduation party for... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1416947779 | 1416948309 | t3_2neodk | t5_2to41 | 7 | Iamananomoly: TIFU by almost dying from a marijuana overdose.
As with most, not today. My mother is a medical marijuana patient for her seizures. One of her friends makes cannabutter on a regular basis (which can destroy even the most seasoned user). He gave my mom a 1 lb tub of it, which she never used (she prefers da... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1416948915 | 1416956191 | t3_2nequl | t5_2to41 | 63 | [deleted]: TIFU by rummaging through my clients old chest. NSFW
I'm a caregiver, I spend a lot of time downstairs doing laundry and other such things because they use a lot of space as storage.
I seen an old chest. It Looked really neat, and I was passing time and just HAD to know what was inside of it. I spent hours ... | 6 | 10.5 | |
1416951258 | 1416953522 | t3_2nevu6 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving 4chan on my phone.
Months ago, I downloaded a 4chan app on my phone. (Today I checked, and that app is no longer in the play store) So today, my crush asked if she can browse on my phone. I obviously said yes, and handed it too her. Now, a minute later, she hands it back to me, with a quick t... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1416951132 | 1416968271 | t3_2nevl3 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Otter165: TIFU and scalded my crotch
I'm in college near my hometown. I live on campus but my best friend from high school commutes. As I work nights, I don't get to see him too often. All my classes were canceled today, so we met up and went to Sonic. Now, we had recently discovered their chicken dinner, and it became... | 4 | 2 | |
1416951129 | 1416952054 | t3_2nevku | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by posting an abstract reflection on the Ferguson development
While reading everyone's opinions on last night's riots, I'm thinking to myself: *"What people have to say, says more about them and their viewpoints since it's just a highly complicated issue. It's basically a live, unfolding Rorschach test.... | 3 | 1 | |
1416951676 | 1416967930 | t3_2newpb | t5_2to41 | 8 | redditmason: TIFU by making eye contact with Famke Janssen.
It was about 10am this morning and I was shooting photos and video in Soho in NYC. My tripod was malfunctioning, so I was all-handheld, balancing my camera on various things i could find, like mailboxes and the tops of fire hydrants. So my camera was sitting o... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1416952541 | 1416995032 | t3_2neyey | t5_2to41 | 2,562 | Francoisl13: TIFU by getting my testicles stuck in a chair NSFW
As requested from my [askreddit comment](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2na2kc/what_was_your_biggest_holy_shit_why_havent_i_done/cmc1osb), I have come to post my story here. After hearing from a friend that sitting in the shower was the best th... | 8 | 320.25 | |
1416952193 | 1417016679 | t3_2nexqx | t5_2to41 | 126 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting my wisdom teeth out
I got my wisdom teeth out Monday morning but I'm only just posting this now.
They took me into the room where the procedure would be done and put in my IV, took my vitals, and sedated me.
The next thing I remember is staggering down a hallway leaning heavily on a nurse... | 6 | 21 | |
1416953925 | 1416958524 | t3_2nf17i | t5_2to41 | 36 | iFappster: TIFU: And I could have killed a complete stranger.
Yep, pulled out of a really busy driveway when I couldn't fully check the farthest lane of traffic. Suv slammed into the back right side of my car.. My car spun almost 2 full rotations. I watched helplessly as it came towards me. I don't know where I would b... | 3 | 12 | |
1416953247 | 1416954861 | t3_2nezv8 | t5_2to41 | 20 | inclasslol564: TIFU when I asked my fellow classmate to rub my lotion
Today in class I was talking to a class mate about ashy arms she then tells me to would I look some lotion on my arms. I say yes, and at this moment I knew I fucked up. after she puts a stream of lotion down my arms I asked a friend of mine to rub th... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1416954575 | 1416959344 | t3_2nf2g3 | t5_2to41 | 47 | NoctusNoctowl: TIFU by trying to make toast
Okay, here goes nothing.
So my sister and I are at home eating lunch, yeah? I eat toast because I like toast, she eats cake because her birthday was two days ago. I have a single bread loaf end-piece left in the toast bag after I've had a few slices, so I sarcastically yell... | 7 | 6.714286 | |
1416952075 | 1416959881 | t3_2nexi8 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally getting on porn at school
I was looking at images on google, clicked on "view page" and it took me to some porn and 5 minutes later ... (Classroom phone)"Ring ring!"
oh shit
I_LOVE_PINK_ASSHOLES: Several things here:
What? I'm not saying I don't believe you, but...
They'd have to have ... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1416942851 | 1417120165 | t3_2nedkq | t5_2to41 | 22 | Beastabuelos: TIFU by deviating from my usual masturbation routine
This is going to be a long one. I'll put at TLDR at the end. Anyway this story is full of cringe, so please enjoy my pain.
This happened 8 years ago, when I was 14. Earlier in the year I had discovered my dads porn collection so, of course, I was takin... | 10 | 2.2 | |
1416955124 | 1416957059 | t3_2nf3ic | t5_2to41 | 25 | Venom180: Tifu by calling the girl I like who's black a dirty negro
Okay so I was sitting in my criminal justice class today when the fuck-up happened. I was Snap Chatting with said girl and a friend of mine. Me and said friend have a running joke where we call each other "dirty negros". Well thinking I had sent the sn... | 5 | 5 | |
1416956503 | 1417030426 | t3_2nf66p | t5_2to41 | 5 | DerHellste: TIFU by blocking a girl on all social media after getting nudes
Basically she and I had been texting after we met in London a few weeks ago, I suggested nudes, we swapped a few then I blocked her. I'm scum but I just wanted to get it off my chest
Macc14: I don't get it...... Why? Was her body deformed or s... | 5 | 1 | |
1416957527 | 1416992412 | t3_2nf855 | t5_2to41 | 28 | sherwood_bosco: TIFU by making coffee out of Red Bull
This happened when I was 15, some friends and I got together, pooled some money, and went to goodwill to buy some coffee makers because why not. So we buy the coffee makers, buy some dollar store coffee with the dollar we have left over, and invite another friend ov... | 9 | 3.111111 | |
1416959233 | 1417027749 | t3_2nfbba | t5_2to41 | 94 | Lookattherabbits: TIFU by trying to save my wife and daughter from drowning.
So we were all in the pool at our hotel and I had been letting my 6 y/o daughter swim up the side of the pool to the 6' deep end while I swam beside her. She kept wanting to grab a ball that was in the pool and swim towards the middle - which ... | 6 | 15.666667 | |
1416961077 | 1416971782 | t3_2nfenb | t5_2to41 | 8 | demonic256: TIFU by having an anxiety attack
So I have been recently been dealing with anxiety issues, gets really bad sometimes. But my wife has been 100% supportive. Today I got to about a 5 or 6 out of ten and needed to bail on work about 15 minutes early. Decided to treat myself to a redbox game for a few days whil... | 4 | 2 | |
1416961727 | 1416972917 | t3_2nffs2 | t5_2to41 | 13 | liberfalxifer: TIFU by not being racist
This is my first TIFU, and I'm not a great writer, so please forgive me.
So first, some quick background info. I'm a huge metalhead; I love black metal, death metal, thrash metal, doom, etc. This will be relevant later. I'm also not one of those people who pretends everyone is th... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1416961719 | 1417027758 | t3_2nffre | t5_2to41 | 5,196 | dafunkmasta: TIFU by being too impressed with a YouTube video (photo of aftermath included)
Literally happened 10 minutes ago.
I was watching the video that's currently at the top of r/videos entitled "A black man's view that goes against the grain of pop culture. Logic versus racism."
I was also texting my brother.... | 13 | 399.692308 | |
1416961419 | 1417019743 | t3_2nff8f | t5_2to41 | 36 | KatanaAbortionmaster: TIFU by watching netflix and doing laundry at the same time.
I've been home alone for the past week (my roommates visiting his parents) so I've been watching tv and doing pretty much everything else nude (don't judge me, it's freeing). I decided after a few days of fifa and netflix, that I should ... | 4 | 9 | |
1416960168 | 1416973786 | t3_2nfd36 | t5_2to41 | 9 | That_Idiot_From_Band: TIFU by pulling a bass drum off of a shelf and smashing my head with it
Some backstory to start off - Currently, I am in the drumline at my school. We get a separate room to store our instruments in, which includes old drums that are no longer used.
This happened today. Band practice takes plac... | 3 | 3 | |
1416964680 | 1417068528 | t3_2nfkwg | t5_2to41 | 34 | unmarkedbillz: TIFU by thinking a black guy was a drug dealer
I drive by the same guy standing on the corner every day around 5:00. He's always standing in the shadows watching traffic.
Today I pulled up and asked him if he knew where I could get some weed. He says, "What, just because I'm a black guy standing here in... | 5 | 6.8 | |
1416965456 | 1417025328 | t3_2nfm97 | t5_2to41 | 123 | dontchangenaked: TIFU by changing clothes in my room with the door open
I slipped on the stairs and I spilled an entire cup of hot tea on myself. I was drenched from chest to crotch. It was not burning hot, just uncomfortable hot.
I thought i was alone in the house. So i ran upstairs to my room and threw my clothes o... | 6 | 20.5 | |
1416894858 | 1416980067 | t3_2ncgd7 | t5_2to41 | 2 | hitchednegima77: TIFU by wearing anclesocks
Yesterday I had a minor fuck up. I was in school, and felt that my socks were a bit low. Now, normally when I pull up my socks, I have gotten lazy, and just using my nails, and "scratching" my socks up. Now I forgot that I was wearing anclesocks, and scratched full force up m... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1416965427 | 1416972927 | t3_2nfm7e | t5_2to41 | 3 | acidheadaxoltol: TIFU by telling my professor to go suck himself
On my 5th yr anniversary, on acid!!! (Currently right now) I defiantly just posted a paper on the online site for my professor to grade that said
"Technically, sir all the shit in this class is irrelevant." I think I'm gonna pass the class!!!
-paper po... | 3 | 1 | |
1416965016 | 1416973223 | t3_2nflgv | t5_2to41 | 12 | Purple_McUrpleGurple: tifu by having warts on my hand
I have had these warts since the 8th grade and they're dominantly on my right hand, I assume from masturbating. They won't go away, and they're super embarrassing and irritating. anyways, this started today, in gym class.
I'm not a shy person, so when people indicat... | 7 | 1.714286 | |
1416965365 | 1416973132 | t3_2nfm3c | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting an abused woman and her children stay in my home and now possibly facing fraud investigation.
TL;DR I let an abused woman and her children come stay in my home. We applied for DHS rental assistance for her, but without permission from my property management company. Now I'm possibly being inv... | 4 | 4 | |
1416967222 | 1416971273 | t3_2nfpc3 | t5_2to41 | 19 | joshrotax30: TIFU by throwing a cockroach at a 10yo
Today I fucked up, by throwing a cockroach at a 10yo, to start off and set the scene a little, I am a 15yo nearly 16yo male, I guess you could call me smart, I am in yr11 at school and they way my school works is that we move classes a lot (short on classrooms), so to... | 8 | 2.375 | |
1416968145 | 1417044345 | t3_2nfqvx | t5_2to41 | 228 | Throwaway254379: TIFU by going through my girlfriends phone
Ok I'm on mobile so bare with me. This is my first time posting. I'll try my best to not make it seem like a huge block of text.
Here it goes, I've been with my girlfriend for just under 4 years. I love her very much, she is my life and I would do anything ... | 7 | 32.571429 | |
1416966640 | 1416981996 | t3_2nfoa8 | t5_2to41 | 46 | taxing_your_karma: TIFU asking if anyone wanted desert
So I just finished up dinner with my family and gf the night I came home from college. I then said I was going to go grab ice cream and have a quick outside with my gf. My parents never want desert, even if they did they would just tell me what to get them.
Curr... | 4 | 11.5 | |
1416968281 | 1416982724 | t3_2nfr3c | t5_2to41 | 15 | SheWhoComesFirst: TIFU by learning the hard way that I am, in fact, a stupid whore.
Coming to the end of a bad marriage, lonely. Charming, funny married guy says he is too, we connect on every level, start flirting, talking, end up doing everything but intercourse. Have never done anything close to cheating before, sca... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1416968945 | 1416971905 | t3_2nfs9a | t5_2to41 | 5 | boarderbrian92: TIFU by washing a towel
TIFU when my boss's kid spilled a frosty on the hotel room floor. Nbd, I just grabbed a towel and wiped up the mess, but now I had a chocolate-stained towel. I didnt want to get billed for the towel, so I tossed it in the sink and started running hot water over it, and shut the b... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1416968224 | 1416970788 | t3_2nfr05 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by using the toilet with paper
ghostly175: Your post has been removed because it violates rule #10
r4ymonf: Sorry. Forgot it's Tuesday. T_T
Honestly, I was kind of hesitant to post the "poop" incident. I was just gonna post the clogged thing.
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1416967059 | 1416971571 | t3_2nfp1i | t5_2to41 | 3 | Dogboyg: TIFU by being nice to my friends.
So first of all, this is going to be a partial vent post. If you don't want to read about me being kinda angry about what has happened over the past few hours, might want to leave now. Otherwise, continue on.
So I'm a huge gamer guy. A quick dab into my reddit history will sh... | 3 | 1 | |
1416972268 | 1417034291 | t3_2nfxuq | t5_2to41 | 21 | maddoxnelson: TIFU By ordering delivery
This happened about an hour ago, and I feel horrible about it.
Relevant facts:
1) I live in DC.
2) There are pretty big protests going on in DC tonight.
3) I decided to order delivery.
I live about a half mile away from the delivery place, a ways away from the protests, so I d... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1416972938 | 1416974140 | t3_2nfyyw | t5_2to41 | 28 | vancum: TIFU by losing my underwear during class
This happened a few years ago during my last year of school.
It was early in the morning during the second or third period in math. Everything was honky dory for about 15 minutes but suddenly people behind me started to laugh histerically. At first I didn't mind but soo... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1416972848 | 1417000732 | t3_2nfyt7 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by being too honest
There's this girl I think is really cute but she never wears makeup. Me being the socially awkward person I am told her politely that she looks better with makeup. She screams ASSHOLE and hear boyfriend wants to punch me. I had to wait an hour for the smoke to blow over to apologize.... | 3 | 1 | |
1416973146 | 1417675008 | t3_2nfzbb | t5_2to41 | 214 | Itsdeliseyoucando: Tifu by catching my Dad's wife with another man.
This happened to me a few months ago, but its repercussions are ongoing.
The day before my first day of high school my Dad had thrown one of his famous, ass-kissing parties for his wife. Their relationship was going sour and it was her birthday so he ... | 49 | 4.367347 | |
1416958565 | 1417101557 | t3_2nfa32 | t5_2to41 | 4 | chiefsakif: TIFU by flipping my friends Quad while going 40mph
Over last summer I went upstate, somewhere near new paltz, on a camping trip with my friends. One of the friends owned a property over there which was kind of in the middle of the woods and had a small pond. The perfect spot for camping.
My friend also own... | 4 | 1 |
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