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1417089549 | 1417109987 | t3_2nkmcp | t5_2to41 | 69 | Skulled13: TIFU by leaning on a wall at school
Unlike most reddits this happened today, some hours ago, i was at school and was going to have classes and went to near the classroom waiting for the teacher to arrive, while i was there i was leaning on a wall, browsing reddit when i put my hands in the back of my shirt a... | 4 | 17.25 | |
1417094851 | 1417188734 | t3_2nkrmh | t5_2to41 | 3,839 | Karmaworks: TIFU: By ignoring an attractive girls obvious advances.
So this actually happened about a year ago, I was reminded of it by a askreddit thread regarding how women let a guy know she likes them.
So me and friends decided to go to a club we are all drinking and I am very much intoxicated at this point so we ... | 14 | 274.214286 | |
1417097844 | 1417099603 | t3_2nkv2s | t5_2to41 | 6 | Duskav3ng3r117: TIFU by misunderstanding a question for a request...
So basically I just finished football practice and was walking down the hallway of my highschool when a girl I barely knew walked up to me and asked "Is there a basketball game in the gym right now." So I responded "Yes there is." Then she says right... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1417099361 | 1417119909 | t3_2nkww0 | t5_2to41 | 1,081 | Audifred6267: TIFU by placing my free hand on my wifes bum
mrtn90: Did you even wash your hands before you posted this???
OP's next post: "TIFU by smearing crap on my iPad"
Audifred6267: Soap and water....and whilst I was in the ensuite I utilised the toot as well...so had to wash my hands again lol
woodchipper: I've... | 12 | 90.083333 | |
1417100086 | 1417146883 | t3_2nkxv4 | t5_2to41 | 1,272 | daphy0424: TIFU for wanting to watch the Macy's Day Parade
I'm currently hiding under the covers in my room and I regret everything, fellow redditors.
The morning started out like any other and seeing that today was Thanksgiving, I decided it was a good idea to watch the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. I am a college ... | 7 | 181.714286 | |
1417100857 | 1417173692 | t3_2nkz0d | t5_2to41 | 480 | GRAYDAD: TIFU by microwaving a mosquito
Technically this happened last night. Before getting to the story, there is a little background.
There's this girl at work who's been interning with the company I work at for the last couple months. I have always thought she was really cute and sometimes felt like she was flirt... | 8 | 60 | |
1417098693 | 1417143191 | t3_2nkw36 | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my boss to STFU
So we had recently promoted one of our employees to a manager. I was pretty good friends with her before she was an employee, save the fact that about every other day she managed to tick me off by stepping over the line between employee and manager. She frequently got in troub... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1417101357 | 1417104926 | t3_2nkzq1 | t5_2to41 | 15 | WtfIsWrongWithMe12: TIFU -- By fucking the girl I like's mom [Possibly NSFW reading?]
hot_bologna: Used to be said that a gentleman doesn't "kiss and tell" for all sorts if reasons.
1. It's none of the friend's business who you or her mother fuck
2. The only purpose that would be served is what? To end the friendship... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1417101782 | 1417400516 | t3_2nl0bc | t5_2to41 | 18 | tifutinder1: TIFU By pasting Navy Seals on Tinder
So last month i was checking out tinder and there was a girl posting weird replies, i started to bullshit too and in the end i pasted the navyseal pasta and unmatched her.
fast forward today , my friend calls me telling me cops are looking for me because of the pasta. ... | 7 | 2.571429 | |
1417102375 | 1417103507 | t3_2nl164 | t5_2to41 | 10 | dirtybitsxxx: TIFU by watching porn and then going to the google search page
and seeing the [google doodle](https://www.google.com) for thanksgiving.
Thanks for ruining turkeys forever.
idamnedit: Great now I have a turkey fetish.
Audifred6267: Gobble...gobble..gobble.
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1417102655 | 1417104353 | t3_2nl1l0 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Lurkerinthe415: TIFU by going to the bathroom
StillBorn99: This isn't /r/tifu
This is /r/lyifu
Quick_man: Rule 1: All titles must start with "TIFU". However, your fuck-up doesn't need to be from today. Fuck-ups must be your own.
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1417104846 | 1417111016 | t3_2nl4v5 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to school and work with diarrhea and shitting myself twice.
tooeasilybored: That is just hilarious. I've always said, if you need an excuse to get out of things violent diarrhea is anyways my number 1 (HA!) go to.
viluwu: Yeah im gonna try and use it more in the future its a good way to just ... | 3 | 1 | |
1417104193 | 1417124982 | t3_2nl3vt | t5_2to41 | 9 | notsureaboutitnow: TIFU: Costing a customer $2000 and years worth of work.
Background: I work at a PC repair place where my boss insists we repair macs.
So in comes a job, a Macbook Pro 16GB/250GB/750M, the guys tried to upgrade the RAM, ended up disassembling it and can't figure out how to reassemble it. He's freaked... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1417106344 | 1417109166 | t3_2nl7cb | t5_2to41 | 4 | mercy72: TIFU: I ruined Thanksgiving :(
This morning I put the turkey in the oven to heat up, we don't make our own, an hour later I went to take it out. The stove top was full of things already so why not put it on the table less than 2ft away, apparently this was a horrible idea. So, with hands on the pan with which ... | 4 | 1 | |
1417096742 | 1417112685 | t3_2nktpu | t5_2to41 | 6 | nervousdotcom: TIFU by throwing a bottle at my neighbours house
Ok, let me just start of by saying that drinking in my family is not allowed, at all. So the logical thing would be to either not drink or drink when you are as far away from home as possible. Just keep that in mind!
So I went out last night and I was fe... | 3 | 2 | |
1417106698 | 1417118107 | t3_2nl800 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Blue_Spirit_Master: TIFU:LPT So today my car didn't start.
So I looked inside and I left my regular car charger for my phone in the car plugged in and found this in shock. (luckily did not get shocked) but thought I would try posting once.
LPT: Don't leave your charger plugged in your car over night, it may do this.
TI... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1417108110 | 1417108412 | t3_2nlajw | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to be a "hero"
Like many of the fuck ups posted here, this didn't happen today. It happened before I browsed this SR and it only just now occurred to me that it might me TIFU worthy.
So me and this girl have been really good friends for quite some time, and eventually we sort of started to de... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1417109004 | 1417110077 | t3_2nlc2k | t5_2to41 | 9 | adelie42: TIFU childhood memories by watching a Disney Classic
So every once in awhile, as most people do, I'll go back and watch movies or TV shows that I loved as a kid. Some conversation or whatnot will remind me about it, and I will seek it out. It is always insightful into how I saw things as a kid or how my taste... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1417108416 | 1417140001 | t3_2nlb3f | t5_2to41 | 111 | senorstinkypantalon: TIFU by forgetting I was in a hostel.
So here I am in London staying in a cheap hostel, in a dorm with 22 beds, when the Indian guy above me starts snoring like mad. So I fumble around for my foam ear plugs, I put them in my ears and everything goes dead silent. It's so quiet that I get lost in my ... | 4 | 27.75 | |
1417108228 | 1417148789 | t3_2nlarh | t5_2to41 | 174 | golf_pro1: TIFU by using Google photos auto backup
Okay so this happened today and three days ago. I'm going to preface this by saying I'm under 18 and my parents pay for my phone.
So to begin this fuck up I'd like to explain exactly how this happened. In my family we all use Google play music all access. My email acc... | 12 | 14.5 | |
1417110275 | 1417117209 | t3_2nleda | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by already getting my driver's license confiscated
So yesterday I finally got my driver's license. Today I got pulled over.
Earlier today I got permission to take my parents car for a ride, because I passed the practice test and finally got my license. I went to a couple of friends and picked them up. ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1417110975 | 1417169819 | t3_2nlfla | t5_2to41 | 5,403 | SpicyFinger: TIFU by Cleaning Some "Toys"...
My mom just moved out of my house two weeks ago, so naturally I'm embracing my new found freedom.
This morning before work I decided that every dildo/plug/vibe I own needed a good cleaning before this weekend so my man and I can have a bit of fun. A few minutes later everyt... | 12 | 450.25 | |
1417110478 | 1417157129 | t3_2nlept | t5_2to41 | 5 | r0cks: TIFU by eating lunch in the breakroom.
Some background: I'm an 18 year old guy who works as a cashier at an entertainment center. I have had the job for about 4 months. The place has been open for two year and the 2nd year anniversary was approaching
It all started when I saw my shift for the second year annive... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1417109568 | 1417115490 | t3_2nld38 | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by using my work phone as a personal phone.
Edit: Work phone = work cellphone
I had just returned to work from vacation, it was an amazing week of relaxing in Cuba. Upon arrival back to my hometown airport I turned on my work phone to see what has been up all week. As expected I had 30 new emails, 12 v... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1417108130 | 1417146731 | t3_2nlalk | t5_2to41 | 108 | bvolmert: TIFU by accidentally making my parents think I was dead
This happened last night, not today. I live in St. Louis, 17, and my girlfriend's grandparents were in town coming from Pennsylvania. Earlier in the day I asked my mom what time she wanted me home: 11:30. At 6:30 we went to the Botanical Gardens. It's a ... | 20 | 5.4 | |
1417106989 | 1417143793 | t3_2nl8i4 | t5_2to41 | 223 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally recycling $19,000 of my company's electronics.
I just realized how long this story turned out so here's a TL;DR
I was supposed to ship a bunch of high end graphic designing computers and gear back from a big trade show. I used and old address that no longer belonged to my company. The... | 5 | 44.6 | |
1417114120 | 1417114367 | t3_2nlkun | t5_2to41 | 4 | marebee: TIFU by forgetting an important anniversary
My brother in law passed away 20 years ago today. I forgot, went out all night, and returned home to a drunk, bawling husband.
This year is the worst I've ever seen him. Man, do I feel like a piece of shit for not being home to comfort him.
Thanks for listenin... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1417114171 | 1417114433 | t3_2nlkxr | t5_2to41 | 6 | Unohana1: TIFU by dieing in my sleep.
background; I'm in brighton on business, and have been staying in a hotel, paid for by my company. We have a policy that if we trash the room, or have any valid complaint filed towards us, we face suspension, without pay.
Recently, I bought some fake blood capsules for a friends h... | 3 | 2 | |
1417107384 | 1417149652 | t3_2nl97z | t5_2to41 | 6 | GizmosArrow: TIFU by buying "instant coffee crystals" instead of ground coffee in a can
I'm out of filters and recently made a trip into town for a few groceries. Last minute, I remembered coffee. The only thing they had in the small-town shop was a shaker-sized bottle that said "Folgers," so I picked it up and added i... | 3 | 2 | |
1417113873 | 1417131066 | t3_2nlkez | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU and got banned from thanksgiving dinner
I was cleaning up the living room when my mom's kitten decided to start pouncing me and chewing on my hand . After I tossed her in my parent's bedroom and shut the door my mom started complaining that all I did was try to steal her cats. I said "Well in all fairn... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1417115714 | 1417125614 | t3_2nlnme | t5_2to41 | 12 | Hmobrienv: TIFU by googling someone's name
Today I googled the NBA basketball player, Evan Fournier. In my laziness I googled only his last name and ended up seeing pictures of deformed dicks. Google at your own risk.
My appetite has been ruined this thanksgiving.
miuke: Why
YaBoySwagMasterP: Because OP prefers his... | 6 | 2 | |
1417111817 | 1417120952 | t3_2nlgzp | t5_2to41 | 42 | mynameistheoneandonl: TIFU by drinking a three month old pot of spit
This literally happened like two hour ago, and I'm still feeling sick.
So im talking to this guy on the coach (coming back from School) and he shows me his bassoon, and in the case is a humidifier (so i thought). I thought that the humidifier water mu... | 3 | 14 | |
1417115554 | 1417458018 | t3_2nlndl | t5_2to41 | 4 | whenyoudonefuckedup: TIFU by commenting on my girlfriends outfit
I've gone and screwed up real bad reddit. This took place like 5 minutes ago. I'm at my nanas house in a different city, and I'm snapchatting my lady friend. She sends me a picture oof what she's wearing and it's cute and all, but she had this head wrap t... | 4 | 1 | |
1417112340 | 1417372345 | t3_2nlhwk | t5_2to41 | 3 | saysthingsbackwards: TIFU by not realizing a rave girl was about to slut me
This was circa 2010 and in the peak of my PLUR rolling days. We were in Austin for large organized field rave and the night was going just as enjoyable as one would expect.
After a few hours of dancing and sweating my ass off, I go to the bac... | 3 | 1 | |
1417110883 | 1417129370 | t3_2nlfec | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to the bathroom at the mall.
TIFU by going to the bathroom at the mall.
This happened to me about a month and a half ago. I was at the mall with my family and we were about to go eat at a restaurant that closes a bit later than the rest of the mall (this is somewhat important later on). As we... | 3 | 5 | |
1417112585 | 1417193827 | t3_2nlias | t5_2to41 | 24 | DerpHard: TIFU by not cleaning my favorite sippy cup.
This happened about ten minutes ago. It's not a huge fuck up, but it confirmed my recent under-the-weatherness.
So a few years back I had an appendectomy. While in the hospital recovering, I got a complimentary plastic jug with a straw. I drink nothing but water o... | 9 | 2.666667 | |
1417117334 | 1417161771 | t3_2nlqby | t5_2to41 | 2,543 | preggotifu: TIFU by asking my husband to feel my vagina. NSFW
This just happened and I'm still laughing and my husband is still cringing. Forewarning: this is about a nasty part of pregnancy so if you're going to get grossed out easily then you're going to have a bad time reading this. Also I'm on mobile so formatting.... | 10 | 254.3 | |
1417116451 | 1417155289 | t3_2nlotj | t5_2to41 | 15 | captainbrainpan: TIFU by forgetting how to brain while helping a homeless family in need.
This happening actually took place two weeks ago but being that it’s Thanksgiving in the states and is supposed to be a day dedicated to sharing and caring …figured I’d stop lurking and contribute to the community. The following i... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1417120087 | 1417135211 | t3_2nlutz | t5_2to41 | 2 | Thunderjamtaco: TIFU by goin home with the wrong girl
Last weekend, I fucked up by going home with the wrong chick.
Cut to 2 years back, I was drinking with friends, watching football. My buddy and I notice a $4 special of four different whiskeys, all horrible. We did all four, of course. This chick was with us, not ... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1417108596 | 1417127444 | t3_2nlbdx | t5_2to41 | 8 | BlenderGuy: TIFU by letting my friend use my laptop for a presentation
It has been a bad week.
Every week two gradstudents do a presentation to the other gradstudents at my university. My friend who I helped make animations and parts for his presentation plugged in his laptop and it BSOD on him. I got my laptop, loade... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1417121023 | 1417125343 | t3_2nlwdb | t5_2to41 | 14 | bumpybumpybump: TIFU: By ignoring a lump in my nether regions and it exploded [NSFW]
Throw away account, cause common ID on multiple other sites. Fuck up happened a few minutes ago.
Anyway some background on me and my lump. I'm a 23 year old guy. I generally prefer to spend time indoors if I can help it. As I'm curr... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1417120216 | 1417122429 | t3_2nlv11 | t5_2to41 | 56 | StoneFawkes: TIFU by breaking a baby and ending story-time for everyone.
September, 1998.
The clock showed 12:45.
My entire second-grade class had been excitedly waiting all-day for it to be 1:00PM. I was extra excited because it was *my* turn to wear the [birthday cake hat](http://cdn1.horror-shop.com/out/pictures//... | 3 | 18.666667 | |
1417121204 | 1417194027 | t3_2nlwnf | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by farting loudly in my sleep next to a pretty new lover, so loudly in fact that he woke up.
I was seeing this guy over the summer and had been sleeping with him for only about three weeks or so when we went away for the first time to enjoy a long weekend together. Because it was a fairly new relations... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1417115235 | 1417137759 | t3_2nlmsa | t5_2to41 | 22 | MeleeManiac: TIFU by buying ice cream
I'm a 30 year old male living alone in a blue collar family neighborhood. I love my neighbors, they all look out for each other and they are generally polite people. Its the kind of place where if your dog gets out your neighbors will go get them and bring them home for you, where ... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1417123197 | 1417124692 | t3_2nlzt5 | t5_2to41 | 3 | niggernocker: TIFU by fucking today's cluck
scheise_soze: You stuck your dick in frozen poultry? Why not in your wife instead?
Teotwawki69: Maybe he couldn't tell the difference.
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1417114873 | 1417407431 | t3_2nlm5q | t5_2to41 | 62 | KendallMarshall: TIFU by getting way too high after work
I'll start this off by saying I smoke a lot of weed, but I haven't smoked in a week and my tolerance is fairly low at this point. So this actually happened last night as I got off work around 11pm. I worked 6 hours (I work at a bakery) and I was fucking exhausted... | 7 | 8.857143 | |
1417128420 | 1417157310 | t3_2nm7sv | t5_2to41 | 11 | margraves: TIFU by trying to accidently get myself arrested by the FBI.
Per the norm, this wasn't today. I'm 32 - this happened when I was 18. I was a "third key" (not a manager, I was just able to open/close the store on my own) supervisor for a place called Babbage's in our local mall (Babbage's and E.B. Games kind o... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1417116092 | 1417178519 | t3_2nlo7o | t5_2to41 | 26 | thecpoepoe: TIFU: By going into work sick and dealing with acustomer support request
So i've had a severe case of Man Flu for the past two days and am not really in a condition to be working.
However I work for a small wearable tech start up and at this moment in the run up to Xmas i'm currently responsible for pack... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1417128881 | 1417132186 | t3_2nm8g5 | t5_2to41 | 2 | 10954892: Tifu by massively offending my friend with DID 3 days in a row
I also ffed up the title apparently.
This happened on Tuesday, also I'm using a throwaway account for reasons.
Me and my best friend with DID (formerly known as mpd) were messaging on skype about yu-gi-oh cards (mainly because of the yu-gi-oh... | 5 | 0.4 | |
1417128847 | 1417189012 | t3_2nm8em | t5_2to41 | 15 | HealthyTree: TIFU by drinking cooking oil in the middle of the nights
Ok, first of all, english is my third language, so take it easy me. Also first post on reddit formating may be an issue.
Hi /r/tifu, I've been lurking around in this sub for a while, but never posting or commenting on anythings. But, last night, som... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1417130207 | 1417135213 | t3_2nmadl | t5_2to41 | 6 | tinmangoldplated: TIFU by not noticing a guy had CP
this happened a while ago... but anyway.
I went into the bank, super hung over. the kind of hangover where the normally merely unpleasant smells (mcdonalds, junkie feces, cheap fragrances) and sights (people at mcdonalds, junkies shitty girls wearing cheap frangranc... | 3 | 2 | |
1417131347 | 1417132866 | t3_2nmc3i | t5_2to41 | 5 | marriage_throwaway1: TIFU by breaking up a marriage the day before Thanksgiving
Having broken up with my (ex)gf of about three years, I needed to find a way to break into the dating scene again and figured Tinder was a very easy way to do that. Met a few girls (followed the two rules religiously) but one in particular ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1417131428 | 1417174107 | t3_2nmc78 | t5_2to41 | 2,095 | deoxsys09: TIFU by screaming "git fukin rekt" in front of my super religious god parents...
This happened during the Cowboys Eagles game. (Not a fan of either team but was rooting for the eagles.) I am spending Thanksgiving with my god parents and my parents and we are all watching the game. The eagles defense made a s... | 10 | 209.5 | |
1417131834 | 1417132221 | t3_2nmcsg | t5_2to41 | 7 | McTyler_34: TIFU: by trying to go on YouTube using my uncle's laptop
So today for thanksgiving, I though maybe a little seasonal music would lighten the mood for the big dinner we were currently having. I opened his laptop and proceeded to open chrome. I made the decision to use YouTube instead of Pandora, I don't know... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1417134040 | 1417150107 | t3_2nmfyg | t5_2to41 | 27 | melancholy_town: TIFU by sending a text
It was a pretty annoying day, I was knocking my elbows and stubbing my toes on everything in sight and I got locked out of my room this morning. When I came back after classes with someone to open it, I found a toilet occupied by a giant turd. When I flushed it, fruit flies emerg... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1417134519 | 1417187094 | t3_2nmgme | t5_2to41 | 15 | dohdoh64: TIFU by not mathing.
Guys I have just wasted half an hour of my life.
***BACKSTORY:***
So every month my grandfather sends me a quiz with 20 questions. These questions can often times get difficult. For every question I answer correctly I get 1 dollar.
***FU:***
So one of the questions this month was "How m... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1417135731 | 1417206319 | t3_2nmi7v | t5_2to41 | 140 | milkymilkchan: TIFU By Not Cleaning My Room [NSFW]
Last month I had a really bad break up, so a friend of mine decided to get me a tentacle dildo as a gag gift to cheer me up. Needless to say after some laughs I tossed it in my closet and forgot about it. Fast forward to today, I don't finish cleaning my room because I... | 6 | 23.333333 | |
1417136613 | 1417137808 | t3_2nmjf3 | t5_2to41 | 4 | CRISDEARMERO: TIFU by accidentally insulting two foreign ladies at work.
Just want to start with some background about myself even though I don't think I need to justify any of my actions.
I love languages; I always have. I don't know what it is but since I was young I've been trying to learn as many languages as p... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1417137396 | 1417285905 | t3_2nmkj6 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Jorshington: TIFU by letting my hyper-religious mom think I'm an amoral, ungodly, degenerate Christian because of TIFU.
The madre decides to look through my browser's history one evening (following the aftermath of another TIFU I may or may not post), and I rightly start to panic inwardly. She's been very. .disturbed a... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1417137820 | 1417211526 | t3_2nml3b | t5_2to41 | 30 | AlAurens123: TIFU By thinking the mysterious substance on my belt was pumpkin pie
Today, as you all know, is Thanksgiving. Laughs with the family, good ole stories told again like it was the first time, lots of food was consumed, including a good deal of pumpkin pie.
Like, lots of pumpkin pie. Two plates of two slice... | 5 | 6 | |
1417137823 | 1417170058 | t3_2nml3i | t5_2to41 | 36 | BrandonBBad: TIFU by making a scene at Thanksgiving
This happened an hour ago. Family dinner at my Mom's house. It was about 4:15 and we had all just finished eating dinner and most people were still sitting in the backyard chatting. My little cousin (10 years old) and I get up and start playing Cornhole. Its a competi... | 5 | 7.2 | |
1417136746 | 1417140870 | t3_2nmjly | t5_2to41 | 1 | Breatnach: TIFU by trying to haggle
Me and my girlfriend flew to Kuala Lumpur for a long weekend from Sydney. I had forgotten to bring a Y-cable to allow 2 pairs of headphones to connect to a single iPad, so we could continue watching Breaking Bad (on AirAsia, there is no in-flight entertainment) with our own headphone... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1417139748 | 1417139972 | t3_2nmnrs | t5_2to41 | 6 | criddybillz: TIFU by getting a tattoo while drunk
Nothing big, just a happy face, but damn. " living in the moment" is sometimes the dumbest thing people can do.
im still on the fence about regretting it, and im glad i can hide it..
**edit
a picture, my friends call him bubbs
http://i.imgur.com/MUGWLBu.jpg?1
Rubber_... | 3 | 2 | |
1417139870 | 1417144268 | t3_2nmnxe | t5_2to41 | 37 | LoneWolfGuy: TIFU: Thanksgiving Boner
xSaiyan: Next time man, just reach in your pants and tuck it up in the waist band. If anyone asks say you had to adjust your boxers.
Boner problem solved
I_Will_Try_More: Light bulb moment. It that what guys are doing?
xSaiyan: It's saved me quite a few times to be completely... | 6 | 6.166667 | |
1417141404 | 1417182491 | t3_2nmpzx | t5_2to41 | 63 | [deleted]: TIFU by punching my boss in the face.
We have heavy fire doors at work, it's common courtesy to "hold" them open for others. Except that everyone, including myself, move really quickly around our place. We have mirrors for corners and such because people have gotten mowed down by fellow coworkers. So actuall... | 5 | 12.6 | |
1417146580 | 1417147080 | t3_2nmx5x | t5_2to41 | 9 | mharrizone: TIFU by having big breasts (NSFW)
mopeygoff: Nice..but /r/nosleep would probably have been a better place for this.
ahar3: Definitely /r/nosleep. But after I got the whole "turkey" parallelism, I couldn't help but laugh. Agreed though, pretty good.
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1416887576 | 1417474844 | t3_2nc4az | t5_2to41 | 8 | bigredstinker: TIFU by opening a lollipop in my bed
one night I had my girlfriend over and me and her decided to go out and buy some snacks before we went home, so we bought lollipops and skittles. we get home, and mum and dad are home, which was a shame because we were planning on doing stuff if they were gone. anywa... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1417148409 | 1417149764 | t3_2nmzuf | t5_2to41 | 11 | chemiluminescence: TIFU by burning my vagina with jalapeno oils...
Tommycoaster: I was going to feel bad for you until I had to picture the completely gross extraction of a menstrual cup ( and look up what one was).
chemiluminescence: AHAHAHA. This is exactly why I had to share. I knew it would disturb people on so m... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1417147935 | 1417170875 | t3_2nmz5i | t5_2to41 | 212 | loyaltofearmain: TIFU By going to the wrong school this morning
Okay so a morning a few weeks ago, I wake up after a short 6 hours of sleep. I get ready blah blah blah you get it. I hop on the bus to the main station where I transfer over to the other bus. On my way, my bust stops at three schools my school being the s... | 4 | 53 | |
1417149250 | 1417182519 | t3_2nn123 | t5_2to41 | 106 | ThrowItAway639: TIFU by threatening to murder 22 teenagers.
I'm a sophomore in high school. From 6th grade through my freshman year, I attended a private Christian school. I figured this year would be the same, but on the second day of the year, something happened to change my plans.
So, I'm sitting in Bible class whe... | 5 | 21.2 | |
1417149856 | 1417161419 | t3_2nn1xd | t5_2to41 | 42 | [deleted]: TIFU by turning over in a port a potty
The incident was actually back in June but I was too emotionally scarred to post about it until now. I was at my daughter's softball game and it was between innings. Nature called so I hurriedly ran off to take care of business. As I was walking away a fellow parent sai... | 4 | 10.5 | |
1417147929 | 1417152076 | t3_2nmz55 | t5_2to41 | 6 | IronicJeremyIrons: TIFU drinking Nyquil and wine
Technically, this happened between last night yesterday and early morning today...
My stepmom got some cheap wine, and being the females we are, decided to have a couple glasses with dinner. I also happened to have a cold, but the dayquil had worn off by then. Cue 9pm. ... | 3 | 2 | |
1417151533 | 1417196293 | t3_2nn4ap | t5_2to41 | 8 | pwnguin909: TIFU by poppin 60 mg of adderall on thanksgiving
And the dinner included a deep fried turkey. Ended up just drinking beer.
Toupenator: I don't get it :/
pwnguin909: thanksgiving is the day that you are a gluttonous slob
adderall makes you not want to touch food
Toupenator: ARE YOU TELLING ME I CAN LOSE ... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1417152285 | 1417190134 | t3_2nn5dc | t5_2to41 | 733 | NTBOAD: TIFU by finding my starving dog
shantinori: Holy shit, I'm so sorry. You cannot leave that dog with your family.
I cannot fathom how a person could starve a pet. That's not "forgetting." That's neglect. That's abuse. That poor dog.
I may be a crazy dog lady, but shit. Dogs are part of your family. My god, w... | 7 | 104.714286 | |
1417153131 | 1417184652 | t3_2nn6jn | t5_2to41 | 16 | Redtrinket: TIFU by water ballooning a guys car who had way to much time on his hands.
So, I'll preface this by saying that this happened just about 30 minutes ago, and am anxiously waiting for the result.
So this thanksgiving was a pretty normal one, other than it was the first one w/o my sister and I had my friend o... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1417155200 | 1417159394 | t3_2nn95o | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by inviting a girl to thanksgiving.(CAW?)
Fuckup happened a couple of days ago; however, the aftermath has not yet arrived. T-7 hours or so until shit explodes all over my face.
Long story short, I was invited to a Thanksgiving party by a person, Friend A.
Oh boy! I thought. A thanksgiving party! Wha... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1417155184 | 1417157621 | t3_2nn94v | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU By Accidentally Snorting Fun Dip At Thanksgiving Dinner At My Girlfriend's House
This Thanksgiving was going to be a difficult one for me, my mom has passed away and my dad was somewhere in Minnesota (I live in California) and my girlfriend invites me over to have Thanksgiving with her family.
An oppor... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1417155258 | 1417155983 | t3_2nn986 | t5_2to41 | 3 | ReadyFreddy90: TIFU By Smoking At Home
skylawl: How about you just post the whole story. I'm no longer interested, but if you want anybody to be. Finish your story.
ReadyFreddy90: Well what I figured was that people decide whether they're going to finish a story within the first ten seconds so if someone did get to t... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1417156598 | 1417158406 | t3_2nnavo | t5_2to41 | 10 | AssOnBlast: TIFU by accidentally showing porn to my family on Thanksgiving
[deleted]: He'd have to mess up pretty hard to "accidentally" cast whatever he was watching in the browser. It's at minimum three clicks/presses, and they have to be deliberate.
AssOnBlast: It's one press of a button to cast to Chromecast. Ther... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1417155455 | 1417220737 | t3_2nn9g9 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Jock_fortune_sandals: TIFU by being too confident in the 49ers
Longtime TIFU lurker here. No throwaway because fuck it.
So I do a reddit RPG that some of you may remember: Orangered vs Periwinkle. Yes, it's still going. No, this isn't a shameless plug. (VIVA LA ORANGERED).
I'm from San Francisco, and a huge 49ers fan... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1417152644 | 1417164627 | t3_2nn5xr | t5_2to41 | 9 | redhead95843: TIFU by opening my downloads folder in from of my father.
A bit of background...I'm a 30 something woman, involved with bdsm, and I like porn.
Today I went to my parents for Thanksgiving. I grabbed my laptop before I left because my printer broke and I needed to print out a few documents while I was th... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1417155195 | 1417163009 | t3_2nn95j | t5_2to41 | 31 | Balisstic: TIFU by having an overnight birthday party, buying 5 12 packs of Mountain Dew, and using some poorly chosen puns.
Been a long time lurker, decided to finally post probably the most traumatic experience I've ever had happen to me. I didnt even know it COULD happen until it did. Of course, this is in the past ... | 5 | 6.2 | |
1417151747 | 1417220357 | t3_2nn4me | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by encouraging my mentally challenged friend into grinding walls. (Possible NSFW)
I'm still ashamed from this day. This FU has possibly caused family friends to be strangers. I was 8-10 at the time of this FU and it still haunts my mind till this very day, 6 years later.
Every Saturday, my family frien... | 4 | 2 | |
1417162635 | 1417165200 | t3_2nnhl5 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by hugging my mom.... kind of.. not really NSFW
so ive been a lurker on TIFU and i finally thought of an old situation that happened to me when i was about 12 (im 17 now).
So i have a pree close relationship with my mom (obviously) and i hugged her quite often. I also teased her about being fat all th... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1417163651 | 1418982262 | t3_2nnijc | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by panicking and not paying the taxi driver
This happened yesterday night (I just woke up). I was coming back from a night of drinking with some of my mates when I realised my bank account was pretty much empty. Being drunk (and evidently fucking dumb) I asked the cab driver if I could get some cash fro... | 13 | 0.461538 | |
1417165067 | 1417216980 | t3_2nnjw2 | t5_2to41 | 106 | [deleted]: TIFU by not reviewing my college app before submitting it
TIFU.
Some backstory. It was thanksgiving break and cousins came to visit. I was trying to finish my college applications before the thanksgiving day. My cousin who was in college sat next to me and was trying to help. After I was tired with filling... | 5 | 21.2 | |
1417163717 | 1417196607 | t3_2nnill | t5_2to41 | 34 | suclearnub: TIFU by wearing a moustache and accidentally making a Hitler salute
Context: Today was Movember and some of us wore a moustache to school today. I didn't wear a moustache but my friend had a toothbrush moustache.
School ends and we wait for the bus, longing for the weekend. While we're waiting for it, he d... | 6 | 5.666667 | |
1417165934 | 1417188717 | t3_2nnko7 | t5_2to41 | 43 | baconsingh: TIFU by clogging the toilet
This happened a while back (a month or so) on the day after a night of heavy drinking.
My friend and I are out having a good time, eating, drinking, you know the regular. We go home and sleep it off.
The next morning I wake up to a terrible feeling in my stomach. It's like Po... | 4 | 10.75 | |
1417164834 | 1418356913 | t3_2nnjo5 | t5_2to41 | 9 | AaronVsMusic: TIFU by not thinking before I speak, and letting my girlfriend know how I really feel
So, as per usual, this didn't happen today, it happened about...7 years ago.
A little context: I'm a musician, mainly a guitarist. I'm a bit of a gearhead, and love shiny new toys.
I was living with my girlfriend at th... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1417165867 | 1417181679 | t3_2nnkma | t5_2to41 | 6 | Unmood: TIFU by being a drunk asshole/trusting someone only because he grew up in the same village as me
Last week it was my brother's birthday and his friends organised a big supriseparty: we would travel to a big city (my brother lives in a small town) to have a drink, together with 30 of his friends. We arrived at a... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1417167905 | 1417221829 | t3_2nnmlv | t5_2to41 | 409 | Casualtees: TIFU by taking a piss at the beach. NSFW
Hey reddit,
So today (a few hours ago) I fucked up bad.
A little back story:
Me and my dad regularly go to this little kinda secluded beach to fish. All you see down there are a few dog walkers or fellow fishermen. As I said its pretty secluded so you can do tons of... | 9 | 45.444444 | |
1417167823 | 1417185977 | t3_2nnmj8 | t5_2to41 | 19 | Tbhirnewtumtyvm: Tifu by not wearing gloves
Sorry my english isn't very good, read it. I'm not able to use my hands due to a motorcycle accident yesterday. I was riding at about 75 kilometers per hour and hit some tree roots in the road. while my jacket and helmet protected me from a lot of damage , I was not wearing g... | 7 | 2.714286 | |
1417169064 | 1417177097 | t3_2nnnle | t5_2to41 | 27 | aftenbladet: TIFU by watching my dads porn
So as any a horny teenager in the 90's, I was on a never ending hunt to find porn. Internet porn was only slow loading images at this time.
One day my hunt finally pays off. In my dads closet, way on top behind some old T-Shirts I find the mother-load!
Yeah, its not just some... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1417150721 | 1417201075 | t3_2nn354 | t5_2to41 | 7 | throwaway23224591: TIFU by hitting the gas instead of the brake.
The parking lot where I work is about 15 feet above the main road that passes by it. The store is part of a little shopping center that is up on a hill basically.
I always park in this spot that overlooks the road because it's sort of in the back of t... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1417164641 | 1417181177 | t3_2nnjhe | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by agreeing to DD my friends on Wet Wednesday bar night before Turkey Day
First, I am on mobile. Second, I fucked up by fighting one of my supposed best friend of 18 years (I am 23).
Okay, so it's the biggest bar night of the year and I tell my group of friends I will drive their sloppy selves home fr... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1417170829 | 1417183492 | t3_2nnp6o | t5_2to41 | 9 | ladytwoface: TIFU by looking at a pretty girl.
I will preface this by saying I am neither lesbian nor bisexual. I very much enjoy the occasional make out and booby-touching with a lady though, and the even more occasional lay but I consider myself pretty straight (if a bit wonky).
I was out at lunch after work with my... | 3 | 3 | |
1417148943 | 1417181580 | t3_2nn0lo | t5_2to41 | 30 | Mosvicious: TIFU by inadvertently insulting my father-in-law.
First time posting here, but this did happen today, a few hours ago actually. My wife invited a lot of people from her side of the family over for Thanksgiving at our house, one person in particular was her cousin Heath. I've never met this guy before and di... | 3 | 10 | |
1417175547 | 1417245257 | t3_2nntdf | t5_2to41 | 130 | premierx: TIFU By putting my little cousin in my lap
I'm out at an extended family get together for Thanksgiving and my Cousin's son (who is 8) came running into the house after playing outside with the other little kids. I'm sitting on the couch and I pick him up to sit him on my lap and when I do so I feel his pants ... | 5 | 26 | |
1417177423 | 1417351735 | t3_2nnv3f | t5_2to41 | 9 | tithrowawayfu: TIFU by cumming on my GF's leather jacket *NSFW*
This happened a few years ago, when i started dating my gf she had this black leather jacket she wore all the time, like the typical slim fitting ones most girls have. We used to make out and mess around a lot in the car with her wearing it so I became ve... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1417182240 | 1417192414 | t3_2no002 | t5_2to41 | 15 | leahdoug: TIFU by gluten"ing" my MIL's toaster
My husband and I just arrived at his parents house for Thanksgiving. It was the night before so we made some sandwiches. I was famished. I like my bread toasted so I went into the cabinet, grabbed some bread, stuck it in the first toaster I saw. My husband said "what are y... | 3 | 5 |
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