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1417179211 | 1417228159 | t3_2nnwux | t5_2to41 | 38 | cteavin: TIFU at my interview
I went to a panel interview for a promotion today. I thought I was prepared. I read several books; prepared answers; rehearsed them, recorded them, listened to them and rehearsed them again. I was ready as I was going to be.
But the interview ended up being a *competency based* intervi... | 4 | 9.5 | |
1417186650 | 1417409160 | t3_2no5af | t5_2to41 | 4,489 | AvalancheMaster: TIFU by butt-slapping a doctor while being butt-naked myself (mild NSFW)
Hi reddit!
Not really a TIFU, happened several months ago. I was in the hospital after rapid weight loss. Doctors suspected Crohn's disease and had to check through colonoscopy. Note: it was an university hospital, full of studen... | 16 | 280.5625 | |
1417187981 | 1417217512 | t3_2no759 | t5_2to41 | 26 | ThrowAwayinaglass: TIFU by cumming in a glass
Okay storytime.
So last night I was jerking off. After a while I notice I'm getting close to cumming and see that I am out of tissues. Okay, time to improvize. I see a glass and just take the glass and decide to cum in there instead.
Fast forward to this morning. I woke a... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1417187701 | 1417223144 | t3_2no6r4 | t5_2to41 | 9 | throwmeawayyoufool: TIFU my relationship.
Well not today, two days ago.
This is a throwaway for obvious reasons.
About three years ago I met a girl at a friend’s party; we quickly got close and soon became really good friends. We had almost nothing in common, just a really good feeling. She had a boyfriend and I was t... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1417189678 | 1417198114 | t3_2no9ns | t5_2to41 | 12 | Splurtt: TIFU by finding a box of 3 month old cake in my desk.
Note to self. Eat cake.
So 3 months ago I was given a Tupperware box of cakes and ate one, then put them in my drawer. Now, three months on, whilst tidying I find the horror that is this self-combusting crate of catastrophe. There are tiny little white th... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1417186166 | 1417204182 | t3_2no4o4 | t5_2to41 | 51 | NukeDefectHD: TIFU by complaining about British weather
So basically i was helping at a CCF outdoor range day (also having some shooting practice) and i was helping in the actual range and in 'the butts' which is where the targets are so you can have pop up targets. In the butts it is quite closed up and warm. So after... | 4 | 12.75 | |
1417186198 | 1417191338 | t3_2no4pm | t5_2to41 | 2 | philmtl: Tifu: by over planning black friday.
The sale was at 7pm, I had called the company to know what time zone. It's 6:30 I have my account on the site logged in, I have my PayPal logged in. I just try to go through the pyment on the graphic card I want 269 ya that's what I want wtf the price is going through early... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1417190170 | 1417247799 | t3_2noadz | t5_2to41 | 136 | randylaheyjr: TIFU by making everyone in class think I was watching porn.
So I was browsing reddit as I do every class and I came across a /r/gamephysics post simply titled "This just happened in GTA V". Now, with the new first person mode added in the next gen version of the game there have been some hilarious glitche... | 7 | 19.428571 | |
1417189638 | 1417216808 | t3_2no9ld | t5_2to41 | 19 | RandomStain: TIFU by yelling ripe profanity from the kitchen...and into the open hallway & faces of passing neighbours
it's a pretty short story: spent an hour hemming & fixing a new (unwashed is also a pertinent detail) drape in my kitchen, prepping for thanksgiving. during festivities, tipsy family member 1 s... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1417188690 | 1417200794 | t3_2no863 | t5_2to41 | 9 | SomeDumBetch: TIFU by not using the restroom before leaving the bar
This is a TIFU from a friend, specifically the friend mentioned in my leggings debacle, who requested that I transcribe the experience for her. I have written it from her point of view...
A friend and I decided that after many months' good behavior, ... | 3 | 3 | |
1417191649 | 1417230591 | t3_2nocql | t5_2to41 | 117 | [deleted]: TIFU by choosing to smoke a cigarette rather than staying in the train.
TL;DR - Left my passport, clothes and mobile charger on the train while smoking. Train left without me. Already spent €100 trying to get it back without success so far.
Long story - I was traveling from Italy to Switzerland by train. D... | 4 | 29.25 | |
1417198373 | 1417222518 | t3_2nonv3 | t5_2to41 | 94 | 21_and_invincible: TIFU by live-tweeting my family's Thanksgiving dinner
Long time lurker, first time poster here. Wanted to share with you my TIFU from Thanksgiving last night.
The background: this particular side of my extended family has never had a "normal" holiday dinner. At least one fight or argument will brea... | 6 | 15.666667 | |
1417157356 | 1417203963 | t3_2nnbrg | t5_2to41 | 6 | dukefan04: TIFU by driving on the wrong side of the road
So I was driving home from a friends house tonight and I wasn't familiar with the way I was coming from. I was following the signs for the highway and because it was dark I misread the sign and thought I was supposed to take the left turn there as opposed to driv... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1417198585 | 1417208920 | t3_2noo7e | t5_2to41 | 54 | Dafthurler: TIFU by ordering the wrong glue
So in the common theme of TIFU's this happened a few years ago when I was still working in the family business. My Father is a Stonemason by trade (not the ones with the cloak the kind that's handy with a chisel) and runs a cladding company that specialised in pretty high end... | 3 | 18 | |
1417200281 | 1417237919 | t3_2nor3w | t5_2to41 | 854 | Progressive_idiot: TIFU by trying to be progressive, ignoring gender norms and treating my teenage son and daughter equally
Needless to say, this is a throw away account, because today I found out I REALLY fucked up.
**Background:**
I'm a married guy with a daughter that just started university and a son in junior... | 16 | 53.375 | |
1417202061 | 1417202658 | t3_2nou5g | t5_2to41 | 3 | devi59: TIFU by not showing my kids A Christmas Story
pyrowolf8: Removed. While this is obviously brutal, fuck ups have to be your own.
devi59: ...the fuck up WAS mine. I didn't show my son the movie so he knew NOT to do it.
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1417199410 | 1417242370 | t3_2nopmp | t5_2to41 | 53 | Taladran: TIFU and kept the girl of my dreams at arms length for 2 years.
Like nearly all these stories the incident happened a while ago, but I just recently found out that tifu. About 2 years ago I start a new job and meet this girl. She's cute, a huge nerd, and generally a walking checklist of the things I want in a... | 4 | 13.25 | |
1417206638 | 1417261282 | t3_2np2eo | t5_2to41 | 44 | aliengiraffe: TIFU by deep throating a fudgesicle
This just happened about 20 minutes ago.
My friend and I were watching stuff on Netflix when he left to use the bathroom and I asked him to grab a fudgesicle while he passed the fridge. I thought it would be funny to show him when he came back. I was watching the show... | 5 | 8.8 | |
1417207008 | 1417210350 | t3_2np31q | t5_2to41 | 14 | Ballsy_Throwaway: TIFU by using my friend's computer
So right now I'm sitting here awkwardly with my friends computer in my lap. Basically about 10 minutes ago, I picked up his laptop and decided to look up some videos. But he has the junkiest computer I've ever used. Not only is it slow, its riddled with viruses and ... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1417203823 | 1417229559 | t3_2nox9w | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by deciding to stay home alone on Thanksgiving.
Having dealt with mental illness over the past few years, I've reached some low points, but I feel like yesterday was especially shitty, even though it was entirely my own damn fault.
I worked in the morning at around 7, which isn't awful, but it was an e... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1417209333 | 1417230342 | t3_2np70c | t5_2to41 | 3 | BlueSteelRose: TIFU by jilling my girlfriend
So, it's been a long day for everyone. We have a couple of hours together before our long nights begin.
Sexy times.
I get her all riled up, and then I decide to go to town downtown because we've got new batteries in her favourite sex toy, the good old U-shaped Rampant Rabb... | 3 | 1 | |
1417210622 | 1417296861 | t3_2np97p | t5_2to41 | 336 | 11245521: TIFU by recognizing a porn star on reality tv
This happened today I'm an 18 year old male and I was watching tv with my parents, some generic reality tv was on and my parents couldn't figure out who this girl was. I recognized her but wasn't sure where from, so I, thinking that it would be a singer or actor, ... | 8 | 42 | |
1417210814 | 1417233661 | t3_2np9jf | t5_2to41 | 5 | RetroVisionOfficial: TIFU by opening up my Ipad
So a few back things, this was maybe a few months ago, I just thought I would get it out of my system now.
I'm walking upstairs, about to get my Ipad (shared with my dad) on the couch. Just being happy me I grab it, slide to unlock and BOOM there it was. Two massive porn... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1417211308 | 1417242036 | t3_2npad6 | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking a lesbian of they were a guy
This happened about an hour ago, also I don't post much so sorry if this story isn't up to standards. So I was at school, playing dumbsweep during break with some friends, when these 4 lesbians walk in the room. 2 of them looked like they were sisters, the other 2,... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1417211177 | 1417309605 | t3_2npa5d | t5_2to41 | 471 | pander_funk: TIFU... By popping Viagra on a Tinder-Dinner-Date.
So , this happened two nights ago. There's a girl I've been speaking to for around a month on Tinder who I'd actually started falling for despite never having previously met.
However, in the time since we began speaking, I wasn't keen on pushing things t... | 11 | 42.818182 | |
1417211760 | 1417221795 | t3_2npb5g | t5_2to41 | 14 | Bananers_: TIFU by farting in front of two friends
This is not a major fuck up, its just one that I'd like to share.
Some background info about myself. In my household, we don't find it weird when someone farts, we just laugh it off especially with my grandma. Growing up in this household, I've never had to worry abou... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1417211324 | 1417571342 | t3_2npae4 | t5_2to41 | 3 | awkwardguy69: TIFU by playing Yu-Gi-Oh!
This happened a while ago back in summer, it was a Sunday, today was the big day that I would duel my friend in a game of Yu-Gi-Oh! using the deck I spent hours organizing the night before.
I was on my way to London Comic Con and was very nervous at the time since it was going t... | 3 | 1 | |
1417214046 | 1417275538 | t3_2npezt | t5_2to41 | 96 | CenterForMemeControl: TIFU by forgetting about cocaine.
Backstory!
To start off, I just want to say I dont actually do cocaine, that shit fucks you UP.
Also this was 2 years ago, forgot to mention.
And now... the story!
So a while back I was dealing with depression (over it now), and could not find many reasons to k... | 9 | 10.666667 | |
1417213292 | 1417323924 | t3_2npdpn | t5_2to41 | 11 | TheTrueLion: TIFU by frying the only computer I have
So two days ago I decided I should upgrade my computer which is a budget gaming rig I had a friend make for me for about $1200. He told everything was fine with it, but I may need more RAM in the future. Fast forward 4 years later and I bought some RAM cards to repla... | 9 | 1.222222 | |
1417215422 | 1417226829 | t3_2npha3 | t5_2to41 | 4 | RaeGiirl: TIFU with my big fat mouth..
My best friend had a good relationship going with her boyfriend for about 2 years and she asked me to talk to him about one thing but she always goes on about how she wishes he was a better man and that he was maybe a little more clingy so I thought "Heres my chance to tell him th... | 4 | 1 | |
1417211959 | 1417244469 | t3_2npbgd | t5_2to41 | 115 | DoesItComeInBrown: TIFU by trying on shorts and ending up relieving in a bag (NSFW)
First submission, lurker, new user etc. so I'm going to try and format this the best I can, based on what I've seen. Sadly, this did not happen today, but Black Friday reminded me of this FU.
Revert back to 15 year old me, I'm nearing ... | 6 | 19.166667 | |
1417217857 | 1417225906 | t3_2nplbx | t5_2to41 | 14 | jordan_holder: TIFU by rebelling as a stupid teenaged idiot
This might be a long TIFU that spans over the course of a few months until that ... Oh shit IM SCREWED moment. Ive wanted to share this story for a while so I thought what better a place than reddit. When I was 16-17 I would take my parents car about once a we... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1417219411 | 1417221739 | t3_2npnvj | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting naked for 4chan
Pre-warning: I'm a dude. (Yeah, you can click the "back" arrow now)
So a few weeks ago I'm drinking and getting a little tipsy, and unfortunately very very horny. Living at home sucks and not having a gf sucks, so what does my dumbass do? Go on 4chan!
So I post a thread aski... | 7 | 1.714286 | |
1417219331 | 1417288758 | t3_2npnq3 | t5_2to41 | 145 | mwhaskin: TIFU by spending one minute too long in the bathroom.
Where do I begin? My sister is back from college for Thanksgiving break so my mom, my sister, and I planned to go to San Francisco for the day to look around at the holiday stuff. We were planning to leave at time X but actually left at time X+1 minute (I... | 4 | 36.25 | |
1417219842 | 1417220922 | t3_2npokg | t5_2to41 | 11 | amideadyet9: TIFU by ruining my life and a friendship
Unlike most fuckups, this actually happened today.
I told my best friend I thought about girls in our friendgroup who i thought about while I jerked off as a sick joke. I don't know why I said that... I sometimes enjoy taking things too far. So she tells her boyfr... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1417220559 | 1417221789 | t3_2npppa | t5_2to41 | 3 | Deathiaz: TIFU by making bulimic jokes
I have been friends with this kid named jim for about 4 years now and only last year I started hanging out with him after school and meeting his parents and stuff
Well today is his step dads birthday and we went to a buffet and had a delicious $90+ dinner there and ate a lot.
... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1417222379 | 1417223418 | t3_2npsgl | t5_2to41 | 9 | IDidIt4TehLulz: TIFU By Rushing a Preflight Walk Around
Well this actually happened last summer. I'm a flight student and, at the time, was training for my commercial pilot license. I got onto the ramp and to the airplane a little late and my instructor would be there soon. I did a quick walk-around and hurried back... | 3 | 3 | |
1417222359 | 1417308158 | t3_2npsfb | t5_2to41 | 14 | Reecemarshall: Tifu by paying for wifi on a plane
Let's just say that united has the shittiest wifi that you can find. I have an iphone 4 and have been trying to load my movie for about 20 minuets now and it hasn't done shit. The person next to me has been watching movies this whole time with ease. I also payed nine bu... | 8 | 1.75 | |
1417221697 | 1417250757 | t3_2nprfp | t5_2to41 | 5 | EdgyMcWedgy: TIFU by skipping a friends birthday party
So last night my friend was having a birthday party. I decided to skip it since I was tired from being at the beach all day with other friends. So I went home, told my friend I wouldn't be able to go, and then played a bit of xbox until I fell asleep. Woke up this ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1417218679 | 1417389059 | t3_2npmne | t5_2to41 | 6 | MeatBeaterTIFU: TIFU by being flooding my bathroom and creating a leak
This happened 5 minutes ago and is still in progress as we speak. Due to knowing fellow redditors and personally subscribing to TIFU anonymity is needed.
I'm 16 and I'm currently visiting my grandparents house for Thanksgiving festivities. I am to... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1417224269 | 1417288171 | t3_2npv97 | t5_2to41 | 0 | VikkiT: TIFU by throwing a glass of wine in my S/O's face during an argument... [NSFW]
...causing him to violently hate-f*ck me.
So, I was in a grumpy mood because my employer forced me to work all day on Thanksgiving. So I get home around midnight, and my S/O wants sex, and I don’t. And to top it off, I’m on my pe... | 9 | 0 | |
1417225214 | 1417227266 | t3_2npwnz | t5_2to41 | 3 | DJwonderjew: TIFU by not pressurizing properly
So today I went to a ski resort in Breckenridge, Colorado to check things out before I ski. We go all the way up with no difficulties and it was a beautiful place.
Now, Breckenridge is about 13,000 ft. (~4000 meters) and Denver itself is around 5,400 ft. (~1600 meters). O... | 3 | 1 | |
1417223589 | 1417276064 | t3_2npuaf | t5_2to41 | 3 | The_Blue_Star: TIFU by getting angry at a game from my childhood. (Warning: Some foul language used)
So... This just happened about 3 minutes ago. Anyway, I was playing a game from my childhood and I forgot how hard it is. This stage... this one FUCKING stage. There were these really narrow spots that I had to jump thr... | 3 | 1 | |
1417228595 | 1417240806 | t3_2nq1jc | t5_2to41 | 9 | Gimbly: TIFU By Telling S.O. She Looks Frumpy
We've had a bit of a dry spell in the sex department lately. We were discussing the reasons, of which there have been many. Jobs, stress, workout injuries, etc. One of those weird dry spells that leave both people wondering "WTF has been going on?". Keep in mind that she's ... | 3 | 3 | |
1417228836 | 1417231678 | t3_2nq1xc | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: Tifu by being a troll on youtube.
So I like being a troll on YouTube and say horrible things also racist things and I accidentally linked my account on twitter instead of a video with out even noticing. I finally found out after a bunch of people from school sent me angry messages and now im screwed. Everyon... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1417225248 | 1417237363 | t3_2npwpn | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by scaring an undercover cop.
This happened earlier today.
I was at the supermarket, waiting in line to pay for some lunch. My friends was waiting outside. As I was waiting I saw this guy with an ear piece they have just like in the movies. He looked like a guy you shouldn't screw with, so yes, I immed... | 3 | 1 | |
1417228469 | 1417277203 | t3_2nq1d4 | t5_2to41 | 108 | catnipSTL: TIFU by accidentally breaking into Mount Rushmore
This happened late August, years ago.
A friend of mine and I decided to road trip from Ames, IA to Wyoming. We were going to hit up Yellowstone, the Tetons, so on and so forth. All-American adventuring, if you will. Our trip was pretty fantastic, but of co... | 3 | 36 | |
1417232505 | 1417237661 | t3_2nq79k | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by not realizing being single is way too hyped up and actually sucks
Man, it used be the dream. I had been in a relationship for over two years and all I wanted to do was fuck other girls.
Don't get me wrong, I still loved the girl I was with. I truly did. But the appeal of being with another fema... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1417232209 | 1417240092 | t3_2nq6t8 | t5_2to41 | 6 | 618pereira: TIFU by going to the toilet
okay this happened 3 years ago and i was reminded by one of my friends stories.
okay so i was coming back from school and had to take a really bad poo, i ran into the house and didn't even say hi i just grunted past my family. i sat on the toilet and had one of the best poops ev... | 3 | 2 | |
1417223282 | 1417240164 | t3_2npttk | t5_2to41 | 24 | cantthinkofaCO0Lname: TIFU and almost got caught masturbating by my parents NSFW
So, like most of the posts on this subreddit, this did not happen today. Actually, this happened a few summers ago. This was the summer that I first began experimenting with sexually pleasing myself. It was also the first summer that I dis... | 7 | 3.428571 | |
1417234141 | 1417279466 | t3_2nq9ld | t5_2to41 | 243 | [deleted]: TIFU by masturbating too enthusiastically and flooding my kitchen (perhaps NSFW)
So this happened the night before Thanksgiving - posting now due to TIFU rules.
Backstory: I am a college student with 4 other roommates. We share one bathroom. 'Alone time' (y'all know what I mean) is very hard to come by. ... | 5 | 48.6 | |
1417234467 | 1417236372 | t3_2nqa3l | t5_2to41 | 5 | eatfooddaily: TIFU by getting frisky
Unlike most fuck ups, this happened today, less than an hour ago.
I live at home because I'm not out of high school yet and I brought my decently long term girlfriend home after a nice dinner celebrating our own little Thanksgiving. My mom wasn't home and my dad was passed out drun... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1417233079 | 1417282524 | t3_2nq82p | t5_2to41 | 22 | TheFuzzyDonut: TIFU By Unintentionally Insulting A Family
I work at a movie theatre. It was around 7:00 and I was in the final stretch as I was due to leave at 8:00.
This family comes up and the mother asks me, "how old does one need to be to be considered an adult?"
Fairly common question, I respond by telling her ... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1417236007 | 1417267677 | t3_2nqcad | t5_2to41 | 6,514 | Gregorianchant1: TIFU by sexting my girlfriends sister and discovering she has a crush on me (Update as Requested)
You can find my first post here as to what happened and all it's updates.
http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2lsr8x/tifu_by_accidentally_sexting_my_girlfriends/
Latest Update: http://www.reddit.com/r/t... | 11 | 592.181818 | |
1417237134 | 1417258676 | t3_2nqdtw | t5_2to41 | 8 | pionne: TIFU by giving a negative evaluation to one of my lecturers.
This actually happened a few weeks ago, but there has been an ongoing series of events that obviously happened because of the negative evaluation that I gave earlier on.
A bit of a background story, this is actually the second college that I'm in, be... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1417236395 | 1417306459 | t3_2nqctg | t5_2to41 | 5 | poke2201: TIFU by scratching a car and not leaving a note.
So I was trying to park at a restaurant and I found a perfect parking spot next to the door. Unfortunately some guy decided to leave his car half out of his space so as I tried to carefully turn in without hitting the car behind me, I traded paint with his car... | 5 | 1 | |
1417237323 | 1417251873 | t3_2nqe3l | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by going into Grandma's bathroom [slight NSFW]
All I wanted was toothpaste. I found her vibrator. I'm scarred.
MandoMark: Yeah, I'd be scarred too if I tried to brush my teeth with Gam-Gams dildo. That's just weird....
Songbirdofmygnrtion: I had no idea.. you called your grandmother Gam-Gam.
| 3 | 2 | |
1417238228 | 1417239093 | t3_2nqfeg | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by cunning in my girlfriend's mouth
AgentSmithPS4: That was cunning of her, but now you're gay, you know that right?
This appears to be one of those "bragging tifus" that aren't tifus that I've heard about on the internets.
BossingtonDC: Wait! How do I become ungay?
TimberTheDog: By not posting stupid... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1417240554 | 1417313828 | t3_2nqik9 | t5_2to41 | 11 | Gisbourne: TIFU by drinking old beer.
Well, the beer started it, at least.
I'm a college student home visiting my parents for Thanksgiving weekend. Whenever I'm home, I sleep on a guest bed in the basement. My family does a fair bit of drinking and the secondary fridge is always well-stocked. Last night I had a few dr... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1417240994 | 1417242891 | t3_2nqj41 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my mom that I did not want to take pictures with Santa this year.
My mom has this "tradition" every year since I was born taking a picture with Santa. This is cute until your about 8. I'm 23 now. My youngest of siblings on my mom's side are in high school. Yet she insists that we go every fuc... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1417242198 | 1417251709 | t3_2nqkko | t5_2to41 | 66 | rumblebeard: TIFU by REALLY enjoying myself in a hot tub and potentially ruining a kids life...
Let me just preface by saying that I've been alone on the road for a month. I decided to rent one last airbnb before coming home to my girlfriend. This airbnb had an added bonus of having a really sweet spa, including what t... | 5 | 13.2 | |
1417235281 | 1417782807 | t3_2nqb9q | t5_2to41 | 3 | gunbladerq: TIFU by leaving my bedroom window open
So, let me paint you a picture.
I live in an apartment, one the 13th floor. Its 12.30 a.m. My parents are sound asleep. I'm still awake. I'm playing Guild Wars 2, seriously focused on attacking the nasty toxic spider queen. My desk in right next to the window. And my ... | 7 | 0.428571 | |
1417241141 | 1417248763 | t3_2nqjae | t5_2to41 | 7 | Wipperwil: TIFU by deciding I wanted to make a streetfighter...
I was outside in the parking lot of my building deciding I want to replace the broken fairings on my VFR800 (motorcycle) that the previous owner did a shoddy job of plastic welding and ziptying to the bike. I ordered all the parts online earlier to make it... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1417234988 | 1418774556 | t3_2nqav3 | t5_2to41 | 6 | thescruffysquid: TIFU by going to a Breathe Carolina concert as a 24 year old
Ive listened to the band for years. My 18 year old brother loves them and they are playing in my small town right now. Yes I am currently there in the bar section. The venue is about 1/5 of the way full and is comprised of 7/8 15 year old gir... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1417247101 | 1417306022 | t3_2nqq13 | t5_2to41 | 22 | fakepalindrome_: TIFU by taking my entire sex toy collection to work
Yesterday I was moving house but my parents were helping me transport all my stuff while I was working. Obviously I couldn't leave them to find my unmentionable collection... so I stuffed it all in a bag intending to drop it off the new house on the w... | 8 | 2.75 | |
1417247116 | 1417287883 | t3_2nqq1p | t5_2to41 | 35 | [deleted]: TIFU by not remembering anything for about 6 hours
So tonight I got very drunk. Very very drunk. In fact I'm still drunk right now. I believe I was slipped something. I don't do drugs, bar alcohol, yet I have no memory of going out tonight. This is not usual.
The first thing i remember is finding literal sh... | 7 | 5 | |
1417247343 | 1417286400 | t3_2nqq9l | t5_2to41 | 144 | corporate_kitten: TIFU by helping my grandma with her tablet
After Thanksgiving dinner, all of the relatives left for shopping (of course), leaving me and my grandmother. She is usually in a joking mood, and always in a good one. Her husband died around 7 years ago, and has been living alone since. Anyway, I stayed beh... | 4 | 36 | |
1417247765 | 1417250555 | t3_2nqqmr | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by applying after shave lotion on my genital area.
This happened only a couple hours ago.
A little of a back story. I am a 16 year old male and I have recently started shaving my pubic area. I was getting razor burnt after every time I shaved, so I decided that the next I would shave my tender area, I w... | 3 | 8 | |
1417248386 | 1417319134 | t3_2nqr92 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Nesera: TIFU First time at a casino... Lost $500
Learn from first time experiences, right? I don't even want to think about how I'm going to pay the rent...
(Reposted due to title not having TIFU)
MikeRabsitch: You should really only walk into a casino fully expecting to lose all your gambling money. Any other outco... | 4 | 1 | |
1417248979 | 1417309766 | t3_2nqrst | t5_2to41 | 87 | ramenraptor: TIFU by opening my laptop up in front of my teacher (NSFW)
So we're in photography class, today is the day we show our progress to our teacher I have my stuff on my laptop.
I start up the laptop when my teacher comes up behind me to check my progress.
Google Chrome pops up because I have my laptop open... | 5 | 17.4 | |
1417252050 | 1417253448 | t3_2nquev | t5_2to41 | 7 | tfa_student1: TIFU by not driving two attractive drunk girls to a Denny's
It is 3am and I am normally never up this late, but it's Thanksgiving weekend so I could care less. I live at home and go to college but all of my friends who go to universities are home from school for Thanksgiving.
Anyways, I'll keep it simple.... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1417251884 | 1417310260 | t3_2nqua6 | t5_2to41 | 13 | UberCupcake: TIFU by feeding my dogs turkey grease
I actually fucked up the Friday before Thanksgiving. My mother-in-law, who I live with, is a school teacher and at her school, the Friday before Turkey Day, they have their own little feast. That being said, she made a turkey on Thursday for school.
Since I am unemplo... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1417254866 | 1417300320 | t3_2nqwrk | t5_2to41 | 33 | Tinuva: TIFU because i have never had an iPhone before
Okay so this happened yesterday, first TIFU worthy post.
Let me preface this by saying i have never used any kind of apple product before, only android and the pre-smartphone phones.
Onto the story...
Just over a month ago my Android based phone decided to... | 6 | 5.5 | |
1417256832 | 1417289016 | t3_2nqyau | t5_2to41 | 235 | yellowsnoweskimo: TIFU by sleeping with my room mate
TIFU, well, Sunday I fucked up,
Bit of back story, I'm currently doing a teaching internship and as part of that internship I have a room mate, lets call her B. Soon after we had both arrived we all went out to bar with some of the other interns. One of my mates (A)... | 7 | 33.571429 | |
1417256818 | 1417287174 | t3_2nqyak | t5_2to41 | 53 | Ihatepickingnames1: TIFU by looking out my bedroom door [nsfw...ish]
Background:
I live with 3 roommates. It's me and a co-worker (engineering internship), a middle aged man, and a middle aged woman. We live in a four bedroom apartment that has a 15'x25' box for a common area and rooms poking out, two on each side. T... | 5 | 10.6 | |
1417258502 | 1417294542 | t3_2nqzln | t5_2to41 | 8 | ltfuzzknuckles: Tifu by letting a drunk girl drive my car while I was on acid
pickmick: You got off lucky. Hopefully it is a wake up call to the both of you.
ltfuzzknuckles: Yeah, never let a drunk girl drive my car on icy roads
| 3 | 2.666667 | |
1417237269 | 1417327913 | t3_2nqe0v | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my teacher my password to my school computer account isn't working.
So this actually happened last Wednesday (11/26/14 or something), but I feel like posting it now. We had a school assignment to write some thing and the teacher told us we were going to write it in Google Docs. So she brings ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1417261287 | 1417287578 | t3_2nr1x1 | t5_2to41 | 675 | giannamakesmecum: TIFU by cumming on my sick wife.
My wife has been sick for days. She has had a horrible stomach virus and has been feeling terrible, so I've been taking care of her. Obviously we are not having any sex while she's sick, and that's fine.
Last night we went to bed and she instantly fell asleep. I had a... | 9 | 75 | |
1417261094 | 1417264972 | t3_2nr1qk | t5_2to41 | 3 | HighOnAmbien: TIFU my ankle by spitting.
I am a smoker but I don't smoke in the house because I have a toddler and don't want him to come in contact with it. I usually smoke outside on the back deck. It was below freezing this morning so instead of going out on the deck, I opened the sliding door and stuck my head ou... | 3 | 1 | |
1417267871 | 1417325494 | t3_2nr7ni | t5_2to41 | 77 | Moonbeam_Monkey: TIFU by "tipping" the pizza delivery driver
So just like every other TIFU on here, this didn't happen today, more of about 2 years ago. So I'll set the scene a bit here, me and my best friend were at my house and decided (as we always did) to get as stoned as possible. So I pull out my stash and rollin... | 4 | 19.25 | |
1417270063 | 1417288211 | t3_2nr9yl | t5_2to41 | 117 | what_do_how_live: TIFU by repeatedly tearing my scrotum and not letting it heal
Created this account while im sitting in a hospital room waiting for the doctor. I'm Polish so please be gentle.
Nearly three weeks ago i was diagnosed with a testicular torsion. After a sleepless night and hallucination-causing pain at my... | 9 | 13 | |
1417271945 | 1417326600 | t3_2nrc0p | t5_2to41 | 6,140 | TuffAdams: TIFU by lying to my kids so that the wife and I could have sexy time.
My wife is a flight attendant and she is gone for 4-5 days art a time. We have been married for 24 years and I really miss her when she's gone. We have 3 children, ages 8, 10, and 12. The 8 year old is our only girl. She is a fucking vampi... | 12 | 511.666667 | |
1417273209 | 1417295591 | t3_2nrdjj | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU By eating my aunts thanksgiving food
Or should I say Today my whole family fucked up by eating my aunts food.
My aunt has always made good food just like my grandmother. The food would be look, taste and feel all the same. So of course with it being thanksgiving everybody was looking forward to the foo... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1417267754 | 1417294223 | t3_2nr7jb | t5_2to41 | 16 | flowerspower: TIFU by finding out I left my private diary with sexual experiences on the desk of colleague for over a week.
So here is what happend. I broke up with my boyfriend who I dated for over 7 years this year because it wasn't going well for a long while..My ex was the only person I ever had a relationship with... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1417275007 | 1417319391 | t3_2nrft4 | t5_2to41 | 117 | Chukwuuzi: TIFU by overestimating when my dad would come home
This happened a few minutes ago and I'm alive.
Firstly I have very strict religious parents who were meant to be out for the day so I invited my girlfriend over for sexy times. Cue sexy times on my bed for a while with slight paranoia but ignoring it, girlf... | 4 | 29.25 | |
1417277637 | 1417282145 | t3_2nrjgd | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by using Hot Or Not
So this just happened today and I figured why not post it to reddit so the whole world can see
To start things off, I've been seeing this girl I met off hot or not for 2 weeks now. We've been dating and I've come to like this girl a lot, very beautiful and smart and funny. We'll ca... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1417280726 | 1417282166 | t3_2nro2m | t5_2to41 | 3 | Throwawaycdfsd: TIFU by trying to be funny infront of a film crew..
adopted_by_bunnies: wow... I'm guessing sober you wouldn't have ever done that... and if you knew what the film crew was doing you wouldn't have...
alcohol takes away our understanding of borders and ability to relate to the world around us... which ... | 3 | 1 | |
1417281337 | 1417293078 | t3_2nrp1p | t5_2to41 | 42 | zammtron: TIFU by making chili infused oil them scratching my junk
I thought it would be cool to make chili infused oil. I crushed (by hand) roughly 10 cayenne peppers and dumped them into some hot oil, then decided to hop into the shower. Without thinking, I gave my junk a cursory scratch, then hopped into a hot showe... | 4 | 10.5 | |
1417287425 | 1417290752 | t3_2nryzn | t5_2to41 | 5 | mcnally29: TIFU by going to the DMV
PM_ME_THOSE_TA-TAS: A "particularly attractive" girl wants to hop on pop and you are calling it a fuck up? Go get you some and stop complaining.
mcnally29: typo my bad. Thanks for pointing it out
PM_ME_THOSE_TA-TAS: This makes more sense.
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1417287165 | 1417378998 | t3_2nrykf | t5_2to41 | 121 | throwawaythejuicebox: TIFU by shitting myself while Black Friday shopping
I tried posting this yesterday (Black Friday) but it was removed due to the no pooping except on the weekend rule. So I figured I would try to share again today. xD
~~~
I didn't get up particularly early. In fact, i was thinking about skipping... | 5 | 24.2 | |
1417289577 | 1417383131 | t3_2ns2n8 | t5_2to41 | 4,645 | monti: TIFU by forgetting my reddit password for almost a decade
This was a TIFU, eight years in the making. I vaguely remember creating this account and forgetting the password I made... until only minutes ago.
After giving up attempting to log in about two years ago, I stumbled upon a torn up piece of paper in my c... | 17 | 273.235294 | |
1417281895 | 1417308672 | t3_2nrpym | t5_2to41 | 10 | mrdilledpickle: TIFU by letting my dog on my bed
This happened 5 minutes ago. My dog is really cute to me, so I let her on my bed to snuggle my feet. A little while later, I hear the torrents of Poseidons asshole rush out my poor dogs mouth. I quickly pull away my foot and blanket, trying to miss the mouth diarrhea. I'... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1417284422 | 1417294077 | t3_2nrtz1 | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by splurging on "Organic Superfruit Sangria" for Thanksgiving
I toyed with making a throw-away for this, but it’s my cake day and I’m feeling unstoppable. If my husband comes across this on reddit, his reaction might be the best birthday present ever. So here it is-
While perusing my local Hyvee for ... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1417286490 | 1417291383 | t3_2nrxgx | t5_2to41 | 4 | NoTSVthreadRequired: TIFU By Saying the "L" Word to the GF
This happened a few hours ago. I need some closure because while I know this has happened before, for me I have no idea how to deal with this.
Here's the story, I'm in my early 20s and I've been avoiding dating purely because I've been unsatisfied with the sh... | 4 | 1 | |
1417289384 | 1417334167 | t3_2ns2br | t5_2to41 | 520 | PurpleIsJustaColor: TIFU by getting road head.
Lets rewind a few days. Here I am, standing in my local dealership with the biggest shit eating grin you done ever seen, My girlfriend told me I looked like a small African child laying eyes on a brand new bike for the first time. I was but a few minutes away from owning ... | 6 | 86.666667 | |
1417290562 | 1417536183 | t3_2ns4bf | t5_2to41 | 41 | Nuke-The-Whales: TIFU by barging into my Dad's room to say "Happy Birthday!"
Today is my Dad's birthday, and he is heading out of town in the afternoon so we invited family over for a Birthday Breakfast/Brunch before he leaves.
Despite being 23, when it comes to birthdays and Christmas, I still run frantically into my... | 6 | 6.833333 | |
1417292315 | 1417294518 | t3_2ns780 | t5_2to41 | 12 | GermFreeCloth: TIFU By leaving my account logged in and going to take a piss.
Soulphite: K
72_65_64_64_69_74_: K
TheRealFedo: K
arjunthehobo: K
72_65_64_64_69_74_: K
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1417292292 | 1417301187 | t3_2ns771 | t5_2to41 | 164 | zanta78: TIFU by dropping my grandpa
So, my grandpa just passed away a week ago. Fast forward to today and we were having a ceremony.
Well he wanted his ashes spread over a river. So my uncles took turns to spread some, and my mom didn't want to, so I did it for her and on behalf of the grandchildren.
While spreadin... | 4 | 41 | |
1417277754 | 1417308286 | t3_2nrjnh | t5_2to41 | 8 | DrinkBeerWatchToons: TIFU by losing a lottery ticket
This TIFU happened minutes ago, and I'm sitting here feeling more worthless than ever, as I rush to my laptop to convey to you guys my worthlessness as much as possible before the guilt is gone.
A little background: my mom left the house this year(we learned afterw... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1417295337 | 1417311265 | t3_2nsc7c | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU By saving someone's video on Snapchat
So I have this tweak through jailbreaking called Phantom for snapchat, which lets me save someone's snapchat without them knowing, and it also does not expire unless I choose to let it expire.
Anyways, my friend had posted a video on her snapchat story of another f... | 8 | 1.625 |
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