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1417295849 | 1417324813 | t3_2nsd32 | t5_2to41 | 20 | An_Average_Anarchist: TIFU by being a good worker.
Backstory: I go to highschool, I work at McDonalds for some extra money. I always get ready a few hours before work to be prepared and so i can do my own thing until i have to work.
The story: This morning I woke up to my 4am alarm (for work of course) I had work at ... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1417295665 | 1417368679 | t3_2nscqv | t5_2to41 | 171 | floobydooby: TIFU by letting my grandma touch my penis.
So this happened like 20 minutes ago. My mom and I are visiting my grandparents like we do every week. Being a hormonal 19 year old I am of course nursing a semi, which I've managed to push to the left and forget all about.
Now, I'm wearing denim jeans, and I'm st... | 6 | 28.5 | |
1417297015 | 1417310826 | t3_2nsf18 | t5_2to41 | 1,556 | 5poundmassage: TIFU by accidentally paying for a handjob from a chinese masseuse (I'm Muslim, so I'm pretty much going to hell for this)
Okay so a little background; 20yr old male. I've been having shoulder problems from lifting at the gym and today I really strained myself on bicep curls so I needed some physiotherapy... | 13 | 119.692308 | |
1417298135 | 1417313227 | t3_2nsgxj | t5_2to41 | 11 | fariaalbert: TIFU by taking a run
Backstory: I am a freshman in high school, living in a semi-rich neighborhood. I run cross-country.
Story: Yesterday, during one of my runs, I felt like I had to take a dump. I jogged over to the park restroom and looked inside. A horrid wave of the stench of urine and feces wafted ov... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1417295275 | 1417300623 | t3_2nsc39 | t5_2to41 | 1 | opopolkl: TIFU by trading for a robo unusual
I had gotten an australium Force a nature earlier, and I wanted a ye old bakers boy hat. It was about 2 am now, I had been looking for one. I decided to get an unusual one instead, and someone was selling a robo one. For some reason, I thought it was a good idea to my aussie... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1417300192 | 1417332121 | t3_2nsk5l | t5_2to41 | 5 | ColdShampoo: TIFU by accidently touching a stranger on his p**nis while no intention of doing so
I was climbing up the stairs and was busy in some thought about upcoming events . While changing my direction on the stairs to go up , I reached out my hand and got a handful of junk of my neighbour whom I've never had a ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1417301436 | 1417302845 | t3_2nsm58 | t5_2to41 | 8 | thisisnotpete: TIFU by getting high before final papers are due
I'm currently in a weird trip after eating pot brownies.
Little context: I'm an ex-mormon, which means that until recently, I didn't smoke, drink, did drugs, had coffee or tea, or gay sex but for the last year or so, I've been doing all that. So yesterday... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1417303201 | 1417306030 | t3_2nsnb4 | t5_2to41 | 14 | nikkistl: next you're going to tell me that when I go to auto shows, those nice girls aren't going to get with me if I buy those expensive cars... ;)
skelpie: Even after I used my "do you come with the car?" line??
one-man-circlejerk: Oh you. Tee hee hee
| 3 | 4.666667 | |
1417303008 | 1417355238 | t3_2nsou9 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking my supervisor what he thought about gay marriage.
My supervisor is extremely conservative. Usually hes just flapping his hole about how chick fil a is being discriminated against and hobby lobby blah blah blah. But today i had nothing else better to do...so I engaged in his rant. Oh look at th... | 12 | 0.833333 | |
1417302838 | 1417346743 | t3_2nsoit | t5_2to41 | 274 | hoonoo22: TIFU by not knowing how to interact with a baby.
'Twas the night before Thanksgiving. It had been a while since I had seen some of my best friends from high school, and we were all home from college for the holiday, so we decided to go out to bars to celebrate our reunion. This part isn't directly related t... | 5 | 54.8 | |
1417304117 | 1417305091 | t3_2nsqro | t5_2to41 | -4 | imatotaljackass: TIFU by sending nudes to my mom
So, I fucked up really bad today. A couple weeks ago my sexually active friend decided to send nude pictures of his girlfriend to me and told me not to show or send them to anyone, so, I sent them to two of our mutual friends. While I was in school one day, one of the mu... | 3 | -1.333333 | |
1417304192 | 1417308403 | t3_2nsqwl | t5_2to41 | 53 | [deleted]: TIFU by cumming on my own face
So
1. Im not into this stuff.
2. This wasn't intentional.
I was really tired and for some reason I randomly got an adrenaline boost. I masturbated for 2 1/2 hours and as I did this, I set up my coming-in-landing safe zone for my cum. I doubted my own sperm distance and got ... | 6 | 8.833333 | |
1417304150 | 1417415450 | t3_2nsqtz | t5_2to41 | 1,237 | CynicalNord: TIFU by jerking it in front of the whole school
Like many of the stories here, this didn't happen today, but rather in 8th grade.
To set the stage here, 5 of our science classes were going on a canoeing field trip to look at plants or some shit and there was around 350-500 of us.
I had been horny the who... | 9 | 137.444444 | |
1417304639 | 1417578475 | t3_2nsrnl | t5_2to41 | 11 | Jerenym: TIFU by looking out the window
i am a 16 year old male who likes his privacy. i fap a LOT and tend to sit in front of my computer while i am doing it. my desk is in front of a window that points to the street. today as i am going at it with the blinds closed i look to the side of my monitor and out the window.... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1417306280 | 1417323198 | t3_2nsu7v | t5_2to41 | 40 | Mlyle665: Tifu by drinking so much my stomach started bleeding
Was out last night getting hammered as we university students enjoy doing, got home and vomited up blood but didn't notice because I was black out drunk, woke up remembering nothing and took a Shit only to find digested blood in my stool. Then found my vo... | 7 | 5.714286 | |
1417305521 | 1417334008 | t3_2nst1b | t5_2to41 | 15 | ChickInWaffles: TIFU by going to Sleepy's
Go to Sleepy's and find a nice mattress they said. It will be fun they said.
About an hour ago my mother asked me to go to Sleepy's with her so we can fill the guest room (my brother recently moved out) so naturally I say yes. We find a nice mattress at a reasonable price and... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1417306800 | 1417332935 | t3_2nsv1t | t5_2to41 | 54 | ObviouslyIntoxicated: TIFU by having lunch THEN masturbating
My wife is out of town, so I figured it would be a good day to myself. You know, food, whack it, a couple drinks; the usual. I started by making myself a turkey sandwich with Thanksgiving leftovers. Turkey, tomato, mayo, sourdough. Something was missing thoug... | 4 | 13.5 | |
1417307880 | 1417309974 | t3_2nswtq | t5_2to41 | 20 | ThrowAwayBcuzObz: TIFU by getting my own cum in my mouth
I tried to post this on the day it happened (Thanksgiving) but couldn't because of the new rules.
Anyway, throw away because obviously.
It's been a long Thanksgiving. I started off by working the morning shift at my place of employment, driving about 3 hours in... | 6 | 3.333333 | |
1417309187 | 1417370998 | t3_2nsysy | t5_2to41 | 69 | ADIRTYHOBO59: TIFU by poorly communicating with my friend resulting in him making the stupidest transaction of all time.
For starters, my friend Joe was recently given a 250gb XB360 slim from some guy who didn't want it anymore, (for free!) Now Joe already had a 360 and didn't have any use for another, so he asked me t... | 6 | 11.5 | |
1417309552 | 1417324605 | t3_2nszcy | t5_2to41 | 50 | GetWomped: TIFU Masturbating in my own room NSFW
Recently, I moved into a nice little town house behind a church. It just so happens that my (glass) balcony door faces the Priest's bedroom. Everyone was asleep and I thought to myself "fuck it."
I'll skip the details. When I turned around I saw that my blackout curtain... | 5 | 10 | |
1417310070 | 1417356076 | t3_2nt059 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by saying something about the size of my girlfriend's boobs
I was in the car with my girlfriend when we somehow got to the topic of breasts. I casually mentioned that hers were the perfect size - no harm done - but then I followed up with:
"...I mean, I wouldn't complain if they *were* bigger".
Big mi... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1417310876 | 1417311976 | t3_2nt1d7 | t5_2to41 | 1 | John_Wick: TIFU by being an alpha dominant sexy male and having sex with sexy women.
John_Wick: AS a mod from /r/theredpill I can tell you straight up that you sir have stuck your dick in crazy.
John_Wick: Yeh remember DONT STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY GUYS LOL
JaysRooted: Who the fuck are you talking to? Are you sure *Y... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1417311130 | 1417323418 | t3_2nt1r7 | t5_2to41 | 21 | notkeepingthisshit: TIFU by cheating
Hello Reddit,
I fucked up tonight. I have a spouse that I've been with for at least a few years now. Tonight I cheated on them. I've been deployed for a while and we have been having some tough times. I know they love me, but they no longer support me in pursuing my dreams. After I... | 7 | 3 | |
1417310650 | 1417546304 | t3_2nt10f | t5_2to41 | 16 | amworsthusbandever: TIFU By being a horrible husband and potentially ruining my marriage
This is my first TIFU but it's huge and of course this never happens within 1 single day.
I never wanted to be a bad husband. I wanted to be the best, make my wife whom I love dearly the happiest in the world. But things are not a... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1417311667 | 1417375109 | t3_2nt2im | t5_2to41 | 14 | WtfIsWrongWithMe12: [Repost]TIFU -- By fucking the girl I like's mom
So I initially posted this during the week, where it was removed as a violation of provisional rule 11 (and perhaps reinstated?):
Sorry if my punctuation is a bit off... I'm sorta fucked up emotionally right now.
I met this girl and I was instantly ... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1417311914 | 1417400707 | t3_2nt2vn | t5_2to41 | 70 | rapstartobe: TIFU by shitting myself sitting on my bed, fully aware of it.
So, something I need to say for starters is I have terrible knees, for a 17 year old and for probably any fucking age. Sometimes when I set on my bedside and grab something under my bed, I bend my knees or twist them and the left one is locked. ... | 5 | 14 | |
1417280174 | 1417375736 | t3_2nrna5 | t5_2to41 | 4 | dancingdingoes: TIFU by saving a turtle
This morning, I'm walking down the road on my normal every day walk just to start my day on the right foot.
On my travels, I come across a small box turtle who is moving unusually fast. Presuming someone working for PETA has given the little guy meth (not literally, of course),... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1417314044 | 1417364056 | t3_2nt5xo | t5_2to41 | 289 | I_makebad_decisions: Tifu by trying to stay over my girlfriend's house
Tifu my fellow redditors. This fu is going on as I type this.
First some quick background info. My girlfriend has 6 older siblings, most of which are married off, but one still lives home. That one being her very protective older brother.
Okay so ... | 6 | 48.166667 | |
1417313817 | 1417395643 | t3_2nt5lm | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by not littering before my wife came home
So my wife and I live in a medium sized apartment building in nyc. The rent is actually decent but it comes at the price of dealing with our neighbors bullshit.
One of our neighbors upstairs thinks it's a good idea to throw his condom wrappers out the window. ... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1417314111 | 1417369331 | t3_2nt60o | t5_2to41 | 6 | EarpNamesake: TIFU by thinking a deal was done before the paperwork was signed.
TIFU by thinking a deal was done before the paperwork was signed.
I've been looking for a new car for the past six months or so, all the while trying to sell my old one. I love the old car, and if I could, I would just keep it. But it ne... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1417315144 | 1417316628 | t3_2nt7j1 | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU by almost eating what looked like a jellybean.
Woke up this morning and walked down the stairs and saw grey 2 jelly beans lying on the kitchen floor. I thought this was odd since i didn't eat any jelly beans last night even though i knew i had some in my cupboard. So i thought what the heck, picked it u... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1417316427 | 1417330019 | t3_2nt9ez | t5_2to41 | 66 | nuez_jr: TIFU by showing my five-year-old the Weeping Angels
He was staring fixedly across the table at his younger brother making a bared-teeth 'rawr' face with claw hands. That reminded me of Doctor Who and one thing led to another and I ended up playing most of the 'Angels attack' scene on my phone for him.
That w... | 6 | 11 | |
1417316289 | 1417340748 | t3_2nt98n | t5_2to41 | 13 | Trix_54: TIFU by using my handheld steam cleaner
I'm a germaphobe.
I usually spend Saturdays cleaning everything...twice. Once the 'normal' way and then second pass through with a handheld steam cleaner. And I do this with ***EVERYTHING***. Meaning as soon as I was the dishes with normal soap and water I blast it with... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1417317480 | 1417449351 | t3_2ntaxy | t5_2to41 | 16 | throwawayforeveet: TIFU by getting whiskey dick
Well reddit this happened mere hours ago. After many drinks and shitty dancing I finally managed to get a girl to come home with me. It was the first time i had got this far with anyone. And well as we tried to inintiate sexy times one drink to many turned out to be one d... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1417315729 | 1417362861 | t3_2nt8dy | t5_2to41 | 5 | cynta: TIFU and missed a concert
First post! This is actually from a couple weeks ago, but I just discovered this thread.
So me and the sister were supposed to go to an Alt-J concert at the start of November, right? We bought the tickets months ahead, they were expensive (to us anyway), and the show sold out really qu... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1417301915 | 1417421674 | t3_2nsmwx | t5_2to41 | 6 | BlueAltitudes: TIFU by Kamikazing the Rebel Flagship on Faster Than Light.
TIFU and I'll let the picture speak for itself.
http://i.imgur.com/IcrrDrp.png
Just in case no one knows what's going on in the picture let me explain really quickly. I sent my crew to destroy the enemies weapons and die but since my telepor... | 3 | 2 | |
1417320026 | 1417326727 | t3_2ntelb | t5_2to41 | 8 | TheMoondance: TIFU by leaving a giant plate of turkey out on the ground, and letting my dog eat most of it.
So basically, about an hour ago, I was sitting on my couch, when I had realized that I hadn't had anything to eat today. I decided that the best thing to do would be to heat up some leftover turkey, because we ha... | 4 | 2 | |
1417320835 | 1417322668 | t3_2ntfre | t5_2to41 | 33 | TIFUThrowaway35: TIFU by not remembering Korean Age conventions
Background: I'm currently 20 and in the process of getting a college degree.
This all started a few weeks ago: Recently a new Korean restaurant opened in my college town. Having spend a term in Korea as an exchange student, I learned to adore their food a... | 3 | 11 | |
1417321127 | 1417321836 | t3_2ntg6n | t5_2to41 | 20 | LetsGoYoloBro: TIFU by getting too high
This happened about a week ago. Also, some embarrassing background on me : Sometimes I have a hard time controlling my bladder. Usually it's just a minor leak but there have been a few times when it's more.
Anyways, I'm in a sorority and chapter (weekly mandatory meetings) can g... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1417320537 | 1417323722 | t3_2ntfbo | t5_2to41 | 8 | kalebaker99: tifu by having a wet dream on a bus...in uniform
not actually today but during my time at basic training.
part of basic training is going to the military museum in Ottawa right around week 5-6. now i'm pretty excited, woke up at 5am, packed box lunches and filed onto the bus where i took a seat next to my... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1417322602 | 1417323546 | t3_2ntic8 | t5_2to41 | 15 | polkadotsandnails: TIFU by Snapchat sexting
Decided to be daring and bring my phone in the shower for some long distance sexiness.
A drop of hot water fell on my phone and, unbeknownst to me, posted my full body, masturbation nude to my Snapchat story.
I take long showers and leave my phone on vibrate so I didn't rea... | 3 | 5 | |
1417322811 | 1417324265 | t3_2ntilc | t5_2to41 | 7 | cefarix: TIFU by putting my shirt on backwards.
SparklingLimeade: Sounds devastating. Can you handle the hospital bills? Hope you have a swift recovery.
theobvioussss: Fuck you I thought "Are you all right?" was just subtle enough and well placed in a /new post to be absolutely fucking hilarious and THIS SHIT IS ALREA... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1417323157 | 1417329046 | t3_2ntj2m | t5_2to41 | 2 | FFBoyz: TIFU by yawning before blowing my nose.
Clickito: Aw, I was expecting to read about snot entering your mouth instead. Disappointed.
Kraligor: Moth is relieved.
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1417324574 | 1417326136 | t3_2ntl3o | t5_2to41 | 4 | Niccalo: TIFU by giving my wife shit...
paperback43: So get a job, and dont give her any more shit.
Niccalo: I start Dec 8th
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1417324462 | 1417345892 | t3_2ntkyt | t5_2to41 | 15 | heylernoob: TIFU by eating a chip.
TIFU when I was eating chips peacefully in the downstairs of my home. I was happily munching when I saw a speck of Ruffle on the floor. hungry and at a [6], I proceed to reach forth and put the speck in my mouth. Then I realized this was a rock Not just a rock, but a rock from my cat... | 3 | 5 | |
1417324856 | 1417326765 | t3_2ntlin | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU mixing up Dumbledore and Gandalf
CapgrasX13: How the fuck is this a fuck up?
MexicanKnight14: I just wanted the question answered and all that happened
CapgrasX13: A classic Reddit pun thread broke out? Is that a bad thing?
| 4 | 1 | |
1417327117 | 1417329606 | t3_2ntokw | t5_2to41 | 7 | tonedtone: TIFU by making too much turkey.
TIFU by deciding to have a "danksgiving" with my roommates and some old friends. As you can probably deduce the food was paired with appropriate seasoning.
This being the first time any of us have prepared a turkey we botched the preparation quite a bit. We had been thawing a... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1417327785 | 1417339148 | t3_2ntpds | t5_2to41 | 263 | jizzedonacat: TIFU and came on my roommates cat
My roommate is away for Thanksgiving and left me to watch after his cat. Like the disgusting human being I am I decided to fap in his bathroom because it's closer to the living room. I didn't close the door all the way because no one was home. Was fapping and had a wad... | 4 | 65.75 | |
1417328271 | 1417398764 | t3_2ntq01 | t5_2to41 | 4 | daoyinyang: TIFU by telling the nurses that I drink on occasion.
First off i am only 19 years old and I went in to the local clinic to get a TB test done for a job. After filling out the walk in application they called me in 20 minutes later.
I see two young nurses in the room. One was an intern and the other was an ... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1417326874 | 1417331967 | t3_2ntobc | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving the bleach out.
Family was having their thanksgiving today. Getting dressed I noticed a spot on my white shirt that needed a touch up. I Grabbed a Q-tip and dipped it in bleach, did my thing and left.
I left the bleach out. I don't know where the cap is so I just left it on the counter. My ... | 3 | 1 | |
1417319647 | 1417352484 | t3_2nte1g | t5_2to41 | 10 | Shy_Pee: TIFU by leaving the moon roof on my three week old Ford Explorer open during the first torrential downpour of the season.
I just made one of the largest purchases of my life and immediately flooded it with rain water.
What a dope.
Foreigncarwhipper: New cars should really have some sort of warning system or... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1417331347 | 1417488120 | t3_2nttbp | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by "farting" at school
So, I'm a 14 year old freshman and this happened about a month ago, just to set the scene. So we just got done our break and we were heading to art class. Art class was boring as always and I don't know why but I had to fart every like 5 minutes. Anyway, it's about halfway through... | 3 | 1 | |
1417333056 | 1417333962 | t3_2ntv58 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Teemveer: Tifu by not knowing what teamviewer is. And got caught watching porno.
Throwaway account for obvious reasons, happened a few days ago.
I work as a cashier in a mall. Not many people enter my store because the price of the items in the store are ridiculously expensive.
After working for a while I became bore... | 4 | 2 | |
1417335037 | 1417338073 | t3_2ntwyl | t5_2to41 | 7 | SactEnumbra: TIFU by eating
This happened 5 minutes ago. As usual, its 2 AM, browsing mods for space engineers and other things. As I'm watching a mod review, I get suddenly get the pressure of a million nukes going off in my intestines. Being the non-rational person I am, and also not "going" when I have to in the pas... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1417336279 | 1417358814 | t3_2nty28 | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by cumming into both of my eyes simultaneously.
So a little bit of background first-
Im an american in a land far far away that is known for its nightlife, and for having a lot of girls that either LOVE american guys or hate them. So naturally, I enjoy going out and trying to sift through the ones that... | 6 | 4 | |
1417336971 | 1417337256 | t3_2ntynx | t5_2to41 | 3 | Peter_Griffin33: TIFU by eating leftover steak
Happened about an hour ago. Heated up some leftovers from earlier today and took a single bite from my steak, when I hear a small snapping sound and my mouth feels lighter. I panic and reach in my mouth to feel my permanent bottom retainer sticking out. Been in there al... | 3 | 1 | |
1417337792 | 1417340175 | t3_2ntzbq | t5_2to41 | 4 | georgstgeegland: TIFU by clogging the drains and getting the flu the next day
This happened on Thansgiving, so only a few days ago. I would have posted this earlier but, i was miserably sick.
Anyway, i was making mashed potatoes and had peeled a bunch of russets over the sink. I struggled to get them down the drain, b... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1417338383 | 1417367885 | t3_2ntztg | t5_2to41 | 33 | [deleted]: TIFU by liking another girls Instagram pic
TIFU by linking another girls Instagram pic and my girlfriend seeing it. I have no intention of getting with this girl that I liked on Instagram but to her she acts as if I committed one of the worst sins to date. I love my girlfriend but damn I just want her to rea... | 3 | 11 | |
1417338724 | 1417339673 | t3_2nu03v | t5_2to41 | 41 | ctpcheng: TIFU by Drinking Apple Juice and finding a surprise...
This actually just happened right now. I'm a terrible story tellers so please bare with me!
A few hours ago, I got thirsty and drank a carton of Apple Juice from the fridge. After quenching my thirst, I noticed the supposedly empty carton was a little h... | 4 | 10.25 | |
1417337415 | 1417438933 | t3_2ntz07 | t5_2to41 | 135 | Bandjob: TIFU By playing with a rubber band, and getting it stuck where it shouldn't be. NSFW
So, this happened several years ago, but it's still a good story. So anyways, like any early pubescent child, I began to become aware of what exactly was down there. Unfortunately for me, I was also a bit of a dumbass. I had h... | 9 | 15 | |
1417341246 | 1417348181 | t3_2nu216 | t5_2to41 | 10 | throwawayorder-66: TIFU: by flirting with a girl
DenkouKonishi: If you have a girlfriend I don't think flirting with someone else is a good idea >.>
throwawayorder-66: Yeah I know. I don't know what I was thinking well thinking with the wrong head. Any advice?
DenkouKonishi: I think the best solution may be to ... | 8 | 1.25 | |
1417343424 | 1417349342 | t3_2nu3oq | t5_2to41 | 180 | JokerJrex: TIFU by revealing myself as a pedophile.
I should clarify that I am not a pedophile but I am 99% sure that my friend now thinks I am a pedophile. I went to my best friend's house and was hanging around playing Xbox One while he got the kids ready so we could drop them off on the way to our usual friday night... | 6 | 30 | |
1417337563 | 1417473683 | t3_2ntz4w | t5_2to41 | 3 | rawrtherapy: TIFU by falling on my ass in a skating rink
JK, I actually think I fixed something.
Happened literally like an hour ago.
I fell REALLY hardon the ice, got up and felt great. Maybe that fixed my back problem?
Whatever it did, thank you
I don't know how it happened, but I'm not questioning it
TL;DR Someti... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1417336461 | 1417410681 | t3_2nty7r | t5_2to41 | 12 | LBenDover: TIFU in the future?
Does anyone else worry what your loved ones will think of you when you have passed away? And who will be designated to clean up your computer, closets and desk drawers?
Maybe looking at your search or reddit histories?
tfyuhjnbgf: I told my wife to burn my computer.
LBenDover: Actually... | 4 | 3 | |
1417340375 | 1417349672 | t3_2nu1df | t5_2to41 | 9 | JinkinBob: TIFU by peeing on my sweatpants
Not today, but a couple of weeks ago I decided to go take a poop when I had a boner. I began business as usual and started out with peeing. However, I couldn't hear it hitting the bowl, so I looked down. To my horror, my pee stream shot through the gap between the bowl and the... | 3 | 3 | |
1417347646 | 1417350695 | t3_2nu6v8 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: Tifu, I kinda stole my dad's car to go see a prostitute
doctorish: This a today I did something (/someone) a bit shitty.
You have not had any comeuppance from it. Not really a fuck up yet.
Malamutewhisperer: Fucking up is fucking up...with or without a "comeuppance".
I wish I had the morals of others.
"... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1417367264 | 1417371017 | t3_2nu6p1 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Kraligor: No. Are you?
eatnerdsgetshredded: No. Are you?
_Decimation: No. Are you?
LolwtfBBQTasty: Maybe. Arrr Ye?
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1417350028 | 1417353572 | t3_2nu8ou | t5_2to41 | 22 | l4pin: TIFU by not replacing my emergency toilet paper
So I live at home, and had the day off work today. My morning dump ended up being about half past midday when I got up. Only after depositing a butt cigar did I realise that there was no toilet paper on the holder, and none in the bathroom cupboard either.
Fortunat... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1417356721 | 1417403634 | t3_2nuejp | t5_2to41 | 623 | BenjiBonZ: TIFU by putting Icy Hot on my girlfriend's back [NSFW]
This fuck up happened last night when going to bed.
I've got a back injury, a torn, bulging disc in my lower back. Most nights when we go to bed, my girlfriend is nice enough to put some Icy Hot on my back, to help relax the muscles.
Tonight, she deci... | 9 | 69.222222 | |
1417357871 | 1417394151 | t3_2nufs6 | t5_2to41 | 3,248 | VoodooDickThrowaway: TIFU by turning on a dido in a large crowded elevator NSFW
Tried to post a few weeks ago but didnt realize the weekend rule....I've been a lurker for a few months now and at the urging of my husband had to finally at least create a throwaway account today because I really fucked up. I’ve spent the ... | 18 | 180.444444 | |
1417357813 | 1417397700 | t3_2nufps | t5_2to41 | 17 | sheezyfbaby: TIFU by walking through Detroit so I could relapse on heroin.
So I've been clean for a decent amount of time (still am, we'll get to that) but yesterday I decided I wanted to get high. I took a bus to east side (one of the more dangerous parts of the city) and walked from there to meet my dealer. As I was ... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1417357578 | 1417370405 | t3_2nufgq | t5_2to41 | 54 | Onigfohjit: TIFU by terrorising and scaring my sister with a clown doll..
This happened a long time ago and somehow I forgot this. It wasn't until my brother and my younger sister started talking about it a while ago. I couldn't remember it directly, but now it's all coming back. It's occurring to me what kind of broth... | 3 | 18 | |
1417361232 | 1417362598 | t3_2nujra | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a threesome with my best friend and his girlfriend
misinformed_expert: 83% of couples in a recent survey said threesomes were more effective than relationship counseling at "providing a sense of mutual understanding in the relationship."
SweetJaques: source? seriously. I need to cite these fa... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1417360006 | 1417364493 | t3_2nui66 | t5_2to41 | 1 | itaintlizbro: TIFU by listening to my father and boyfriend
Apologies ahead of time since I'm writing this on my phone.
So I didn't actually realized I fucked up until today. Around February of last year I was looking into buying my first car. So I trusted my boyfriend who is a mechanic to help me look for a car. Bein... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1417362738 | 1417382123 | t3_2nult4 | t5_2to41 | 37 | bellepepper1130: TIFU by testing out my new pepper spray
My pepper spray came in the mail today from Amazon, yay! Time to try it out to see if this thing really works...
As I made my way outside, *FUCK!* Stepped on a piece of glass. My foot started to bleed, but I limped my way to a safe area to spray anyway. On the ... | 3 | 12.333333 | |
1417366623 | 1417368552 | t3_2nurj9 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: Tifu by agreeing with my wife that she is fat
whadahfuqies: You have to stop disagreeing with her to make her feel better. Don't just suggest diets, or exercise either. Instead, start including her in activities that get her moving, and help making meals which are healthier choices. One of the worst parts o... | 3 | 2 | |
1417362177 | 1417376472 | t3_2nul1g | t5_2to41 | 53 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking tripping on Robotussin was a good idea
This actually happened in April, 2014.
First, some context:
Me and my friend, both sophomores in college wanted to try Robotripping, essentially taking a large dose of Robotussin (think an entire bottle or two) for the psychedelic properties of DXM, th... | 6 | 8.833333 | |
1417370392 | 1417422773 | t3_2nuxrd | t5_2to41 | 478 | Sodord: TIFU by eating 25 dollars worth of White Castle.
I got high and ate 25 bucks with of sliders at white castle. Now I'm sitting on my toilet. It's really that simple. All the regrets.
illasya: Once got way too high, ate two full boxes of cliff bars. You know how much fiber cliff bars have? Alot.
Sodord: Shit man... | 7 | 68.285714 | |
1417370239 | 1417550984 | t3_2nuxhc | t5_2to41 | 531 | Allhallowss: TIFU by trying to help a homeless man
So today I thought I'd do a good deed before work, whilst walking up the main street that leads to the hospital I work in I noticed a homeless person who looked absolutely freezing, so I nipped into my local mart and got him a reg free coffee that I get off my card whe... | 22 | 24.136364 | |
1417372017 | 1417372833 | t3_2nv0ft | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: Tifu by buying nudes on ebay
Title pretty much says it. But I spent $50 of $100 on ebay on a some sets if nudes...and after buying family Christmas presents....I'm broke. Fml
Edit: to clarify, not that it matters. Still fucked up but I started with $200 bought myself, my brother, stepdad and grandmother Chr... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1417370552 | 1417419070 | t3_2nuy1o | t5_2to41 | 261 | Claydoom: TIFU by yelling "The holocaust is perfect"
In London, waiting for a bus near Paddington Station. Was talking about possible next game concepts for the Assassins Creed game saga, with a friend. He mentions Nazi Germany, I of course get a semi by the thought. He said "You could be a Jewish Assassin, the holocau... | 6 | 43.5 | |
1417373401 | 1417451936 | t3_2nv2sq | t5_2to41 | 21 | sinfullusts: TIFU by trying to have sex with a stranger off Tinder because I got wasted
And this wasn't my intention. Well, everything went okay at first I guess. He asked me out and I said yes. I was so excited for our date and got all dolled up. He paid for dinner and drinks, except I got way too many drinks. I was d... | 7 | 3 | |
1417374766 | 1417399648 | t3_2nv577 | t5_2to41 | 19 | lady_m0rgue: TIFU by accidentally getting my two year old hooked on Salad Fingers.
She's been demanding to watch "green fingas" for the past two days.
I_want_to_paint_you: I out-weirded my kids with this one. I should have started earlier...
Get her hooked on Brak next!
scrimsims: Yeah my husband discovered this when ... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1417402897 | 1417406232 | t3_2nv5yn | t5_2to41 | 2 | ElGoddamnDorado: I mean, it's not exactly absurd to think a male cop would be more inclined to let a hot chick in her underwear go without ticketing her than just some dude, if she's not doing anything too serious. Granted it sounded like you would've got away anyways since you weren't really doing anything, but IMO it... | 6 | 0.333333 | |
1417376665 | 1417409345 | t3_2nv8lz | t5_2to41 | 863 | [deleted]: TIFU by going through my SO's phone
A bit of context, I have been seeing this girl /dating her for the past 5/6 months, but in September she left to go to University which is about 3 hours from my home, I make the effort every week to come up and see her no matter what, I haven't missed a single weekend sinc... | 11 | 78.454545 | |
1417380911 | 1417381488 | t3_2nv9x3 | t5_2to41 | 6 | SennaSaysHi: If you are saying things that you would be embarrassed to have linked to you (which is what you said that you did), that means that you know that you're not acting as well as you're capable.
I would consider that being an ass: doing things that you're ashamed to have linked to yourself, and only doing the... | 3 | 2 | |
1417377623 | 1426653004 | t3_2nvacp | t5_2to41 | 26 | iDonohoe: TIFU by going on a long bike ride
Yesterday a friend and I decided to go on a long bike ride. The loop we chose was completely uphill for the most part besides one large hill. I got a really bad pain in the little runway area between my balls and anus. When I got home I decided to shower, and as I was cleanin... | 6 | 4.333333 | |
1417377934 | 1417390723 | t3_2nvay3 | t5_2to41 | 13 | francinyale: TIFU by getting caught smoking by my boyfriends mom
My SO and I have been going out for 4 months this is one of the first times and probably last of me meeting his family..
So I was going to go to dinner with my boyfriends family at his cousins house. My boyfriends mom drove us there along with his brothe... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1417377956 | 1417486950 | t3_2nvazk | t5_2to41 | 20 | CrossArms: TIFU by pissing off the hordes of r/gaming.
Hey. [If you saw my post on r/gaming](https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/2nu82q/words_cannot_describe_my_frustration/) you probably know me as that lying piece of shit who lied for karma.
So yesterday I was half way through completing a steam transaction to ... | 8 | 2.5 | |
1417375976 | 1417416792 | t3_2nv7e5 | t5_2to41 | 165 | _my_other_side_: TIFU by trying to use wife's vibrator to tickle my prostate.
Home alone today. Have been experimenting recently with self-anal play with her 7" dildo. Decided today to try her little vibe.
Pic - http://content.adameve.com/cms/image/208149-208263-350x350.jpg
Now I know why they say "don't insert a... | 5 | 33 | |
1417376951 | 1417384157 | t3_2nv965 | t5_2to41 | 55 | AlwaysDiscardYourCum: TIFU by simply fapping on my bedroom.
This is still cringing me. This just happened.
But before, a little backstory. I have two brothers. I live with mom and dad and one of the bros. The older one is already married and have a 4 year old son. They live in another city and they rarely come here. W... | 5 | 11 | |
1417380358 | 1417478847 | t3_2nvfbg | t5_2to41 | 39 | JadowArcadia: TIFU by getting a handjob in a elementary/primary school (NSFW)
Sounds worse than it really was but it was still bad.
This happened a few years ago back when I was 15 and everyone had to do work experience. I thought it would be fun to go back to my old school so I could see all the teachers and stuff. I... | 7 | 5.571429 | |
1417380958 | 1417456601 | t3_2nvgc5 | t5_2to41 | 57 | ECG1000: TIFU by having a posh wank
*Posted this during the week, got deleted due to rules. Here it is again...*
Been a lurker for years, opened an account to tell this story.
This happened 16 years ago when I was 11 but I still remember it and cringe like it was yesterday.
To set the scene- I used to go to boardin... | 6 | 9.5 | |
1417381110 | 1417419014 | t3_2nvglx | t5_2to41 | 3,449 | [deleted]: TIFU by mistaking "cum here" for "come here"
So this happened quite a while ago, but I still have vivid flashbacks of this even that scarred my life.
My parents told me that I couldn't sleepover at a friends house, but I could come home late. Apparently, they didn't know how late.
So I come home, and its ... | 10 | 344.9 | |
1417382959 | 1417423841 | t3_2nvjxl | t5_2to41 | 279 | Moose_The_Great: TIFU on my first night in Las Vegas
This story is a couple days old. I was staying at the Luxor hotel and arrived at about 4pm for check in. The original plan was to go see Zedd at the Wynn hotel, but apparently they had a strict suit and tie dress code so I went back to the Luxor hotel with my roommat... | 11 | 25.363636 | |
1417388830 | 1417505893 | t3_2nvoop | t5_2to41 | 5 | kerel97: I'm guessing your age at 13 or 14. Don't come here for relationship advice please.
Firesphere: Close, but no. You're far off.
kerel97: You do realise that was a response to OP right?
Firesphere: I stupidly didn't. It was a bit late last night.
kerel97: No hard feelings brah.
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1417386733 | 1417474462 | t3_2nvquh | t5_2to41 | 1,021 | Local_Humming_bird: TIFU by not wearing a bra.
This is embarrassing.
I usually go to bed in a t-shirt and underwear but, no bra. They're uncomfortable and I like the freedom. Anyway, I wake up this morning and put on some sweats, keep the shirt on and go bra-less.
The whole house is up, my uncle and my brother's gf a... | 13 | 78.538462 | |
1417383171 | 1417391723 | t3_2nvkao | t5_2to41 | 24 | nhwoodsblues: TIFU by going parking with my wife.
Like most TIFU's, this story did not take place today, but over the summer.
"Oh Shit! Give me your shirt!" I quickly rolled of my wife (R) and tossed her my shirt as she jumped in the driver's seat. The blue lights were right behind now us and it was a matter of mo... | 3 | 8 | |
1417118250 | 1417453493 | t3_2nlrvw | t5_2to41 | 6 | Manmadespacecraft: TIFU by trying to show off while doing gymnastics
I was in P.E (Physical education for anyone who doesn't know) and we were doing gymnastics and I got a bit too big for my own boots. I decided to show off by trying to do a frontflip. There I was about to do a front flip, I jump, I'm in mid-air and th... | 3 | 2 | |
1417387643 | 1417509537 | t3_2nvshp | t5_2to41 | -1 | TheThinkah: TIFU by gashing my car with concrete (pictures) **NEEP HELP**
Black Friday weekend. I drive my sister and myself to a shopping centre which has a huge dedicated garage. The plan was to drop my sister off so she can go to SportChek and whatever other stores, while I drive off elsewhere and meet her back some... | 5 | -0.2 |
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