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1417387391 | 1417388815 | t3_2nvs0c | t5_2to41 | 7 | thenoobolympics: TIFU by not checking my underwear before getting girls over
So i had this preparty where i invited a lot of people to my house to start off the night before the real party. The night goes well until we start playing beer pong when one of my girl friends decides to crush some crackers and pouring it int... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1417388300 | 1417422299 | t3_2nvtno | t5_2to41 | 13 | Asterael: TIFU by trying to send a snapchat in the bath
While the title may suggest a NSFW start to this story, I was actually trying to send a bubblebath-lady-of-the-lake-esque picture. Which ended by dropping just the bottom of my S2 into the water.
Now, I have had this phone over 2 years and my contract is up and I... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1417387806 | 1417449617 | t3_2nvstk | t5_2to41 | 24 | DrunkOrSober: TIFU by accidentally assaulting a innocent girl at the dancefloor
For some quick background, read this thread(http://www.reddit.com/r/ForeverAlone/comments/2mfhjs/ill_set_this_up_as_a_challenge/) before this fuck-up.
When I try to flirt with women I get anxious and beta as fuck which is essential in this... | 3 | 8 | |
1417388828 | 1417394819 | t3_2nvum5 | t5_2to41 | 33 | tawandaa: Tifu by lying to get out of a date and getting caught
Just barely ifu, and the sweat is pouring. I had a date set up, but bailed last minute. I like the guy. We actually fit pretty good, but I got major cold feet. It's new after a relationship.... I didn't like my hair.... just too much for me to handle. ... | 6 | 5.5 | |
1417369870 | 1417391511 | t3_2nuwve | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting my hand stuck in an automated door
The title is pretty self explanatory. I was exiting a building and the first set of doors was "push to open" and the second set was automatic. I was rushing out the building and pushed the first door as instructed but tried to to push open the second automat... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1417388817 | 1417890681 | t3_2nvuld | t5_2to41 | 7 | Mesamoon: TIFU gonna get dumped today, and it's my birthday
TheNinjrKillr: Welp.
Hopefully he understands you're fucking stupid when you're drunk ;)
Mesamoon: He didn't lol, he broke up with me.
TheNinjrKillr: Well then he's a fucking idiot when he's sober. Have an internet hug.
Mesamoon: Update: We made up, and c... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1417389423 | 1417396642 | t3_2nvvob | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by cheating on my wife with her mother
Throwaway...obviously.
This actually happened a few weeks ago, but thanksgiving has made everything so awkward that I had to vent to someone, and why not the reddits? Right?
To provide some backstory, my wife and I are in our late 20's and her parents are in the... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1417390333 | 1417548785 | t3_2nvxbp | t5_2to41 | 20 | Throwaway88888895321: TIFU by sleeping with a married man
Not today but last week my married friend and I got too drunk. He got emotional, saying that his wife has trapped him into a horrible marriage and that I was so much more easygoing and a better match for him. He initiated and I reciprocated, I'm just as guilty a... | 6 | 3.333333 | |
1417391756 | 1417393527 | t3_2nvzrz | t5_2to41 | 6 | sheznot: TIFU by calling a girl who wanted the D (but not mine, apparently) NSFW-ish
This happened a couple of hours ago.
There's this girl, let's call her Tasha, who does one weekly activity with me (something like yoga, but it isn't that) and has been flirting noticeably for a couple of weeks.
I was hesitant at fir... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1417392207 | 1417481480 | t3_2nw0lv | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU, by telling my wife I am about ready to give up on our marriage.
Today, I confessed to my wife that I am unhappy in our marriage and I am almost ready to give up. The lack of communication, the "roommate" living situation, her alcohol abuse, etc. have gotten to the point where I'm ready to give up unles... | 7 | 1.428571 | |
1417392778 | 1417444671 | t3_2nw1nl | t5_2to41 | 44 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a cum crucible.
I was about 17 and I decided to steal a ceramic crucible from chemistry class. At home I had fun holding it over a candle and melting different things in it. After I ran out of ideas, I put it on the top shelf in my closet and forgot about it for a time.
Eventually I decided I... | 3 | 14.666667 | |
1417392582 | 1417440237 | t3_2nw1as | t5_2to41 | 26 | rohlinxeg: TIFU by hitting my penis with a hammer
I was helping my wife put up some fencing.
Part of that process is stretching the no-climb (think chain link) by hammering a big iron rod into the ground, attaching a [come-along](http://torcarr.com/images/A20LG.JPG), and basically ratcheting the thing until it stret... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1417393904 | 1417401685 | t3_2nw3q7 | t5_2to41 | 15 | nezzy1234: TIFU By saying to my coworkers we don't serve your kind here because you get everything for free anyway.
This happened last night, but I work at a movie theater in town that is near a few reservation's, so we get quite a few native americans. Two of my coworkers who are native were staying late after close... | 3 | 5 | |
1417394695 | 1417422428 | t3_2nw53f | t5_2to41 | 4 | TWERKninja: TIFU by being in the wrong place at the wrong time!
One fine day i woke up early, happy that i have more time to run the errands and do my hw, i thought why not get a coffee first. So i got into my car and proceeded to drive towards my local coffee shop. I was taking a turn in the parking lot and I didn't e... | 4 | 1 | |
1417395385 | 1417484911 | t3_2nw68z | t5_2to41 | 173 | OninWar_: TIFU by admitting my feelings for my best friend.
No long story here. Just lost my best friend of 8 years because I felt I loved her. She wants us to stop communicating. I have no more to say as I'm just going to go back to crying now.
Thank you for the gold stranger!
pinkpizza: Shit happens, life goes on, y... | 6 | 28.833333 | |
1417395497 | 1417409840 | t3_2nw6fm | t5_2to41 | 9 | IllTryToReadComments: TIFU by trying to throw a bottle of Acne Free lotion into my trash can.
I missed and it fucking exploded on the floor. Some of it got into my computer. smh
bluepoison15: Now your computer will be acne free
IllTryToReadComments: [Bro](http://imgur.com/I1xN8LC)
TheLazyD0G: How is your Facebook stuff... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1417395998 | 1417447707 | t3_2nw7aj | t5_2to41 | 24 | inthemoonlight2389: *UPDATE* TIFU by not knowing I was in a relationship
Okay, so here is the original story.
http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2mpflx/tifu_by_not_knowing_i_was_in_a_relationship/
So since this occurred and all the advice I received which is mostly people telling me to run, I still have contact wi... | 4 | 6 | |
1417395170 | 1417442285 | t3_2nw5vz | t5_2to41 | 18 | chovey: TIFU by not reading my course syllabus.
After writing a 4000 word research paper, I checked the syllabus to see if I had to add anything, and realized that I was actually supposed to write a historiographical essay. The paper is due tomorrow morning. I'm pretty sure I'm going to cry.
AnonclopperWTF: I don't kn... | 3 | 6 | |
1417396386 | 1417403806 | t3_2nw7za | t5_2to41 | 19 | xr54ggyf: TIFU by not checking the batteries in the vibrator
So...wife and I finally got some alone time after having holiday visitors all week. In-laws left, put the kids to bed...both had some after dinner drinks. We were both pretty drunk and horny, so I break out the lube and our vibe. We're fully into it, both ... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1417395912 | 1417398117 | t3_2nw74u | t5_2to41 | 5 | SirJaycub: TIFU by long boarding with my laptop
TIFU horribly. Ok so I've been long boarding the same route to my friends house for over a year and not once fell. But today not 30 minutes ago i did.
I was going kinda up hill nothing too steep when i hit a ghost hole.
i can usually recover easily but nope i face plant a... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1417398034 | 1418052669 | t3_2nwatp | t5_2to41 | 909 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying a memory foam mattress topper.
So this Black Friday, I only made one purchase: a memory-foam mattress topper to bring back to school (because the mattress I had was absolute shit).
When I returned, I unfolded it, let it expand for about a half hour, and put it on my bed. Cleaned the sheets... | 7 | 129.857143 | |
1417398172 | 1417444181 | t3_2nwb21 | t5_2to41 | 32 | elememt: TIFU By talking about my co-workers dead baby.. a week after it "died"
So my co-worker is pregnant. She has been for about 6 months. Every now and again we talk about how shes doing or I mention some fun fact I learned in my child development class at university. Today I told her how some kids have an advantag... | 5 | 6.4 | |
1417398766 | 1417401362 | t3_2nwc3b | t5_2to41 | 7 | BrushGoodDar: TIFU by dropping a bag of cocaine in a White Castle in Brooklyn.
My first mistake was putting the little baggie in my wallet next to my cash. I tried to cover it up by saying loudly, "oh no, I dropped a salt packet!" My friend looked me in the eyes and said, "let's get out of here." We left.
Knot_My_Nam... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1417401454 | 1417479726 | t3_2nwgot | t5_2to41 | 552 | megachoo: TIFU by using big sister humor
So my little sister is 19. She recently started seeing her first boyfriend. I have yet to meet him. But, according to my mom, she is enamored with him. Like grossly-"The Notebook"-head-over-heels CRAZY about this boy.
I'm the big sister and I have to tease her, right? So I tex... | 8 | 69 | |
1417401944 | 1417428035 | t3_2nwhkx | t5_2to41 | 13 | dubled11: TIFU by taking laxatives before school.
-This happened about a year ago actually just never wanted to share until today.
First of all I didn't take the laxative right before school but when I got off the bus the day before. It was a thurday afternoon and I had just gotten off of the bus and arrived at my h... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1417403174 | 1417409317 | t3_2nwjoe | t5_2to41 | 71 | skyaerobabe: TIFU by snorkeling the Great Barrier Reef
Everyone knows Australia is actively trying to kill everyone, especially foreigners. Well, my husband and I recently went on a vacation to Northern Queensland, and had a full-day snorkeling trip on the Great Barrier Reef.
I'd love to say something bad ass like I ... | 9 | 7.888889 | |
1417404069 | 1417413575 | t3_2nwl5f | t5_2to41 | 11 | squizzage: TIFU by accidentally saying something that sounded racist.
To this day I've always hated the New England patriots. I saw one of my friends in a hallway wearing a Tom Brady jersey. I said to him, "We don't need your kind around here" referring to patriots fans. I got a dirty look from someone and realized I j... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1417401306 | 1417413362 | t3_2nwgfl | t5_2to41 | 78 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my girlfriend I was glad her grandfather had a heart attack
It was a good evening and I was getting ready for my girlfriend to come over. I then received a text message from her. The text message read "I have to go to the hospital" I was confused and worried. I text and call her multiple time... | 4 | 19.5 | |
1417405864 | 1425110514 | t3_2nwo9l | t5_2to41 | 1,372 | SobieTrice: TIFU by asking Bill Murray for a picture
I am an intern at Disney's ESPN Wide World of Sports and this weekend we were hosting the Orlando Classic, a college basketball tournament. Playing in that tournament was the University of Rhode Island (URI) which was the team I was "hosting" or acting as a liaison ... | 10 | 137.2 | |
1417414589 | 1417426259 | t3_2nwqic | t5_2to41 | -124 | Mr_Goop: You guys are statistically bigger than circumsized men, because there is room for growth even at full extension
inwinterenjoy: Yeah tell that to Mandingo
Mr_Goop: Care to explain?
inwinterenjoy: Mandingo has the biggest dick in world history and it's cut. Be honest, how fucking stupid are you that you needed ... | 13 | -9.538462 | |
1417400901 | 1417425843 | t3_2nwfpf | t5_2to41 | 7 | elb005: TIFU going out one last time before going abroad for a year
This actually happened this past July but my roommate just introduced me to reddit. Here's the background for the story. I am from the East Coast of United States but I am currently teaching for a year out in the Pacific near Micronesia. 6 months b... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1417407595 | 1417408625 | t3_2nwr7k | t5_2to41 | 18 | bbtoops: TIFU by telling a girl she's like Amy Farrah Fowler from the Big Bang Theory
EDIT: she found out about the post. bye r/tifu
PukeBucket_616: It's like one of those shitty Ben Stiller movies. You should have just told her, in exacting detail, how they are similar. Backtracking only makes it worse!
bbtoops: ehhhh... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1417407922 | 1417411128 | t3_2nwrqc | t5_2to41 | 16 | Quinn__: TIFU by calling my aunt for a ride to the airport.
So I'm in my second semester of college, and thanks to feuding recently divorced parents who don't know how to be adults, I'm incredibly low on money, and usually have to figure things out on my own. So, when I arrived at my aunt's before school started, I dec... | 4 | 4 | |
1417408166 | 1417457781 | t3_2nws4d | t5_2to41 | 364 | NeverAgainRIPEye: TIFU by ejaculating into my eye
Throwaway because I can't put this shit on my main.
I hadn't fapped in a few days and felt the urge, so I started to rub one out. Everything was going great, except I looked down right when I came. I hadn't fapped in a while, so it was a little... Overzealous. So this ... | 6 | 60.666667 | |
1417408094 | 1417411557 | t3_2nws0k | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFU by not throwing away my powerade bottle
Lil bit of context- This happened about a week ago but didn't have too much time to post about it. I currently live away from home to attend school so I don't see my family very often. Luckily for me, thanksgiving break was coming up and I'd have some time to driv... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1417408999 | 1417469994 | t3_2nwtew | t5_2to41 | 318 | PhotogDroneFan: TIFU by flying my drone over a gay hookup area in the desert near Tucson.
So it was a beautiful setting, about two miles up Reddington pass in NE Tucson, Arizona. Stunning Saguaro cactus and killer rock formations, framed with the light from the golden hour before sunset made me stop my vehicle and get ... | 6 | 53 | |
1417409474 | 1417427276 | t3_2nwu64 | t5_2to41 | 5 | vakna101: TIFU by becoming the evil that I abhor.
Well this actually happened last night/this morning, but I haven't really had the time to write it out until now due to work and the fact that the knowledge of what I have done has been eating away at me all day.
Background: I have a girlfriend and we've been together ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1417406606 | 1417470636 | t3_2nwpjt | t5_2to41 | 67 | Lycan401: TIFU by congratulating a handi-capped classmate
So I was in choir class and the day started as usual, we were all in our seats preparing for our director to start us, when in rolls our paraplegic baritone Jeffrey. I notice he has about 3 or 4 gold medals around his neck from the Special Olympics that he had c... | 3 | 22.333333 | |
1417409578 | 1417554915 | t3_2nwubk | t5_2to41 | 64 | ryan-a: TIFU by giving a visitor my house keys.
Gave a visitor my house keys and she promised she'd let me in when I got home. An hour later I'm banging and ringing. Broke into the building but couldn't get into the actual house. Called her phone about 40 times, screaming her name through the letterbox. I'm starting to... | 3 | 21.333333 | |
1417412616 | 1417419249 | t3_2nwz3l | t5_2to41 | 2 | W1Ndextor: TIFU by talking shit on my sales associate In Front of her.
Let me start off buy saying I am generally pretty happy. But when I am tired.....I am so irritable. Last night I couldn't sleep and I had to wake up early the next day to buy a suit. Something I'm very particular about. We went to three stores alrea... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1417409481 | 1417414634 | t3_2nwu6k | t5_2to41 | 12 | sexualramen: TIFU by accidentally posting about butts instead of asking a serious question
I'm a programmer. I asked what I thought was a very serious question on both a programming subreddit (/r/golang) and on StackOverflow (a site where programmers post questions). I'm working on a personal project that involves heav... | 4 | 3 | |
1417413345 | 1417426888 | t3_2nx060 | t5_2to41 | 11 | redhandedminer: TIFU by getting arrested and making my grandparents cry
To preface this. I'm 15. I live with my grandparents and have done so since I was an infant, due to my biological parents having problems with drugs and their marriage. My dad remarried and so did my mother. My dad, mom, and grandparents live in th... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1417406656 | 1417427678 | t3_2nwpmy | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by putting salt in the sugar bin.
I work at a restaurant. Today, I was told to stock the sugar. I grabbed a bag from where it was labeled "SUGAR" and I didn't realize it was salt. I poured it into the sugar bin not realizing it was salt and then it turns out one of my coworkers needed to make sweet tea.... | 3 | 1 | |
1417416375 | 1417446762 | t3_2nx48g | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFU by opening Notepad
So I'm in year nine, first period multimedia. We're supposed to be finishing off some video, which I have already completed. So since it's gonna be another do-nothing lesson, I plug in my USB and start messing around with some lame scripts I made (editing especially).
Of course my te... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1417416532 | 1417430762 | t3_2nx4fn | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: Tifu by shaving my cock
Alright like most posts here this didn't actually happen today but last week. So, there I was, being all naked and shit, and I was like "Hey, I should probably shave my dick." So of course I go grab a razor to shave. I mean no problem right? Wrong. So much fucking wrong.
I couldn'... | 3 | 4 | |
1417418201 | 1417435188 | t3_2nx6ic | t5_2to41 | 995 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to KFC
I went to kfc hoping to get a 5 dollar meal because I wanted the cookie. I go to the drive thru and the employee mumbles something. I assumed she was asking if I wanted to try whatever new promotion was available. I quickly said no, and began to order. When their was no response I patien... | 5 | 199 | |
1417406715 | 1417421467 | t3_2nwpq3 | t5_2to41 | 5 | DeepBoxer: TIFU by dropping eggs
This happened about 3 years ago when I was a senior in high school.
I was in a physics class my senior year where we worked on a lot of fun hands-on projects. We did about one per week, and this particular week we were supposed to find a way to drop an egg without it cracking (not so m... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1417421494 | 1417434851 | t3_2nxa29 | t5_2to41 | 34 | snapchatfail: TIFU by accidentally making a lewd video story of myself on Snapchat for anyone to see
I recently downloaded Snapchat in an effort to share pics and videos with other men on the internet because, hey, I do that occasionally because it is exciting and fun and I get horny.
Well, I jumped into the App withou... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1417420311 | 1417457895 | t3_2nx8sn | t5_2to41 | 24 | I-Have-Ebola: TIFU by swearing
During my final engineering presentation, i was speaking and i couldn't think of a word to describe how horrible something was. So i said it was shit and to cover up my mistake and immediately said "Oh fuck."
Keep in my mind this was in front of the Principals and Vice-Principals of three... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1417424085 | 1417428428 | t3_2nxchf | t5_2to41 | 3 | Kaotac: TIFU by accidentally sleeping in
coolguy3rdeye: Could be the start to a
movie... Bug Spray Man...
After sleeping in a cloud of big spray... Specific chemicals in the spray mutated with your body and now you can emit gases from your pores that can swarm bugs together at will... Thus bug spray man was born. Or... | 3 | 1 | |
1417423062 | 1417464686 | t3_2nxbjm | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU By taking an egg toss to the next level
Hi everyone . This happened a few years ago. A girl I liked at the time invited me to go with herself and her family on a church camping retreat for the weekend. I'm not really in to the church retreat scene but since I was in to her I went anyhow. The first ni... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1417428840 | 1417429366 | t3_2nxgvv | t5_2to41 | 5 | TheWalkingDeadFBpage: TIFU by being a dumb admin
So there we were, hours away from the airing of season four's mid season finale, any clear outcome unbeknown to our millions of viewers. Then we thought to ourselves:
'Oh hey! What about we upload an image containing the unfortunate demise of one of the main characters!... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1417419757 | 1417567550 | t3_2nx88i | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by clapping when my classmate's cousin got cancer
First post and on mobile sorry if formatting is bad
Like many posts this didnt happen today but last Wednesday. My school had a half day and my LA class had just finished a long unit on memoir writing and my teacher decided to let those who wanted to rea... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1417429401 | 1417436584 | t3_2nxhe7 | t5_2to41 | 4 | tecrogue: TIFU by forgetting my badge on my lunch.
I am the only one who works in my building at this hour, and this late the entire building is locked. To get anywhere at this time off night you have to scan your badge.
Get into the building? Scan your badge.
Get into the elevator or stairwell? Scan your badge.
... | 4 | 1 | |
1417434798 | 1417439838 | t3_2nxm6q | t5_2to41 | 26 | tyson1988: TIFU by going snorkelling
It was a gorgeous day and there was a buzz in the air from the night before, when I met a great girl at a party and almost did the ditty with her. My friends call me up asking if I wanna go snorkelling with them. Despite having work in about 4 hours, I'm feeling spontaneous and I'm ... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1417435192 | 1417558635 | t3_2nxmk2 | t5_2to41 | 4,958 | slimyYetSatisfying27: TIFU by buying condoms
This happened today, and will be awkward tomorrow. Bit of background, I'm a specialist teacher, teaching years 7-12 (13-18 yr olds).
Me and my better half don't usually use condoms anymore, she's on the pill and everything is all good. But recently she had to start taking ... | 14 | 354.142857 | |
1417431886 | 1417505243 | t3_2nxjlv | t5_2to41 | 19 | sqEEze94: TIFU by not possessing true wheelchair skills
To fully understand the story you must know that i am bound to an electric wheelchair.
It was a normal day at school, nothing out of the ordinary. Until a teacher came into the class room and told us that we could leave early today (10 am). Now i had a problem bec... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1417437057 | 1417444305 | t3_2nxode | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by doing my job.
Screwed_38: Fire his useless ass
FatiusQDolce: That'll fall on management to do, sadly I haven't those magical powers.
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1417435917 | 1417443772 | t3_2nxn98 | t5_2to41 | 11 | togaman5000: TIFU by eating beef jerky
This happened, and is on-going, since roughly 2AM. I work the night shift, and around 2AM I start falling asleep. I do the usual gas station run - soda and a snack, this time some beef jerky. I pretty much grabbed the jerky at random, all I really noted was that it was made by a c... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1417437856 | 1417439725 | t3_2nxp68 | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting directions to the back of a German Police car instead of directions to Justice.
Today (February 2012) I was walking around Berlin with my girlfriend enjoying the sights, taking a few pictures, drinking some weissbier. We were on our way to a Justice concert in Columbia Halle which is known as... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1417439929 | 1417441472 | t3_2nxrfu | t5_2to41 | 11 | ginandregret: TIFU by not letting a taxi driver merge in traffic and almost got cut.
Okay, so I'm an American living in South Africa. The taxi drivers in Africa are generally thugs and I should have taken that into consideration when I didn't let him merge. A minute later, when the road opened back up into four lanes, ... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1417441944 | 1417442724 | t3_2nxtu1 | t5_2to41 | 39 | Psychohorak: TIFU by calling our school "Fucking Shit" in front of our principle.
TIFU. Real hard. So I'm sitting in a class which is part of an after school activity. Its student led, and I'm one of the leaders, so I'm sitting in front of the class. Its super chill, and we're just talking and laughing and all that she... | 3 | 13 | |
1417440750 | 1417442223 | t3_2nxse0 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by having my Dad take remote control of my laptop
JoshuatTheFool: Should have asked for him to join you. Great bonding experience
KieranPole: You and I have very different methods of bonding with a parent.
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1417442928 | 1417460149 | t3_2nxv4s | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by being around people who smoked weed
So I went to a party yesterday, and, as parties usually are, there was weed in there. I am not the type of person to do drugs, so I just casually denied the offer to smoke. The problem was, 10 people around me were doing it. So I got home and fell asleep. Today, I'... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1417443520 | 1417443554 | t3_2nxvx8 | t5_2to41 | 3 | clown420: TIFU by posting spoilers
clown420: Not really.
clown420: Glad we got that cleared up
| 3 | 1 | |
1417443445 | 1417465197 | t3_2nxvth | t5_2to41 | 701 | ifuckedupyourshake: TIFU by trying to seduce my dad
So I know this is a very stock fuckup, but I felt like I should share it with you guys,
Last night (around 2 am) I'm sending some pretty risqué texts to one of my lady friends, shit is starting to get real so obviously we switch over our conversation to snapchat and... | 8 | 87.625 | |
1417442579 | 1417507430 | t3_2nxupb | t5_2to41 | 313 | SpaZMonKeY777: TIFU by doing magic for someone with only one hand
**Backstory**
I have been doing magic shows and working at the magic shop down in Universal Studios and Islands of Adventure for almost 5 years now, and recently we opened a new shop down in Kissimmee, FL (Old Town). This new shop is more your traditio... | 5 | 62.6 | |
1417445526 | 1417447784 | t3_2nxyxf | t5_2to41 | -2 | throwaway-tifu: TIFU by accidentally opening a door for a woman...
AskBoutMe: Bitches be crazy
throwaway-tifu: I didn't say that and I don't agree, men are worse by and large, we are the number one danger to women in fact...
xDoaner: but still, bitches be crazy
throwaway-tifu: You can't say that though, a minority of ... | 6 | -0.333333 | |
1417445330 | 1417492289 | t3_2nxym8 | t5_2to41 | 94 | [deleted]: TIFU-New Snake went down the heating vent in floor
I took my kids to the pet store and we decided that we'd try a snake out. We should have known right away that he was not a snake for us. When we were checking out at the store the snake escaped out of the box they gave us to take him home and was crawling... | 6 | 15.666667 | |
1417445717 | 1417450024 | t3_2nxz7z | t5_2to41 | 55 | imaybemeesh: TIFU by not using the thermostat NSFW: mild gore
Last night, I moved into my mom's basement. It's a temporary affair: my SO moved to a new town before me, and I have to graduate college before I can move there with him. In the meantime: mom's basement.
Now, my mom's basement was about ten degrees warmer ... | 4 | 13.75 | |
1417445822 | 1417456495 | t3_2nxzdl | t5_2to41 | 35 | packardpa: TIFU by nearly passing out during a speach in my 2000's lvl English class.
So this just happened nearly 15 minutes ago. My 2000 level English class final is a verbal presentation that the entire class builds towards throughout the year. Growing up I've had this problem where when i get nervous my blood press... | 5 | 7 | |
1417448008 | 1417448698 | t3_2ny2vy | t5_2to41 | 4 | rimshady: TIFU by draining my car's battery
So this happened to me this morning as I was getting into my car to get to work. I was somewhat looking forward to the drive since I acquired a seat heater over the weekend that you strap over the cars seat and charge using the car's cigarette lighter. Having your back and yo... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1417447488 | 1417495197 | t3_2ny203 | t5_2to41 | 787 | Squeaky_Lobster: TIFU by urinating on my brand new computer
I'm slightly hungover right now so apologies for any bad spelling or nonsensical grammar.
Last night my housemates, several workmates and me went out to celebrate one of my housemates/workmates birthday (I live with work colleagues). We rolled up to the pub,... | 16 | 49.1875 | |
1417448488 | 1417451182 | t3_2ny3pp | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU By Not Just Going To Sleep [NSFW]
woof-i-am-a-cat: Bloody hell.
Kraligor: Bloody dick hell.
| 3 | 4 | |
1417451000 | 1417454193 | t3_2ny8dq | t5_2to41 | 5 | throwaway1438: TIFU by listening to my SO cry when she butt dialed me.
wallacebotanist: sorry but were going to need all of the details if you want some actual helpful advice.
throwaway1438: She was crying about her sister getting pregnant. Something that I want very much to happen with her, the part that hurt me is t... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1417451001 | 1417452898 | t3_2ny8dr | t5_2to41 | 51 | [deleted]: TIFU by cleaning out my freezer.
We have one of those old school refrigerators with the icebox at the top that slowly turns into a solid block of ice.
Well yesterday I decided to clean the fridge and de-ice it, with a knife. So I start chipping away and after I whittle it down a bit, my knife sinks into th... | 4 | 12.75 | |
1417450843 | 1417486185 | t3_2ny83y | t5_2to41 | 44 | oilfieldrigger: TIFU By being a cynical bastard....
So this is a fuck up that has been years in the making. I've always dealt with pain by bottling it up and putting it in a shelf in my mind, and deal with it at a more convenient time.
The more convenient time never came, and I am left with all these regrets and recr... | 3 | 14.666667 | |
1417452597 | 1417627276 | t3_2nybdm | t5_2to41 | 4,561 | Egoimperatorsum: TIFU by chewing on a strangers toenail :S
Today I fucked up cringeworthy...
My daily commute involves riding the subway. This is the time I'm getting my daily dose of reddit.
After I arrived home from work, I made myself some awesome tarte flambée, which has chopped onions on top. So I sat at the ki... | 11 | 414.636364 | |
1417453600 | 1417463769 | t3_2nyd9m | t5_2to41 | 6 | bdoe33087: TIFU By cheating on old girlfriend with new Girlfriend d
My friend was throwing a party while his mom was away. So I didn't invite my girlfriend because I figured I'd play the field a little bit. We had only been dating for 3 weeks. But I liked her & had she just started to open up to me. Her last BF Wa... | 6 | 1 | |
1417452049 | 1417567746 | t3_2nyacr | t5_2to41 | 8 | kt_urmie: TIFU by looking up "squirt", hoping to get results of the soda pop....
One of my coworkers wasn't sure what this pop looked like, so when I searched it on my phone, all the while she's looking over my shoulder....BAM!... Porn, so much porn. I'm scarred for life. I just wanted to see an image of the soda can/b... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1417457073 | 1417458689 | t3_2nyk6l | t5_2to41 | 7 | xireal: TIFU by farting on my girlfriend's finger.
happened yesterday. my gf and i were smoking a cigarette leaning out the window when i decided to get a little frisky with her. she pushed my hands off and then tried to stick her finger down my boxers on the backside so I farted on her fingers/hand.
She immediately s... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1417457770 | 1417480165 | t3_2nylit | t5_2to41 | 37 | CourtM092: TIFU by trying to get high on netmeg
First off - I know getting high on nutmeg has been happening forever. I'm just late.
So, I was on youtube just clicking on suggested videos one after another until the point I enter the "weird side" of youtube. I started watching conspiracy theories and people eating nut... | 9 | 4.111111 | |
1417457911 | 1417463264 | t3_2nyltu | t5_2to41 | 72 | Wombbrew: TIFU by walking into the boy's toilets
Like some, but not all, TIFU posts, this did not happen today. This FU happened all the back in year 6 of junior school (UK). This is a very short story.
Precursor: Like a lot of kids at that age, most of us were still figuring out what out body does (mainly the lower p... | 8 | 9 | |
1417458294 | 1417512733 | t3_2nymme | t5_2to41 | 94 | Youmybottombitch: TIFU by asking my dad for a belt. NSFW-ish
Background: My dad recently drove up here to move back in with my mom after they divorced. All of his stuff is piled around the house because he had to empty his entire house for the move, so it will sell.
So I lost my belt a couple days ago and couldn't fin... | 6 | 15.666667 | |
1417458366 | 1417523770 | t3_2nymrp | t5_2to41 | 322 | Chadzz: TIFU by hysterically laughing at a girl in the emergency room...
TIFU and I feel awful. However, I'm holding on to the belief that any real human being would follow me down to hell and fail to keep a straight face in my situation.
How did I end up in A&E? A few friends and I had been out for drinks and one... | 8 | 40.25 | |
1417460284 | 1417462845 | t3_2nyqlr | t5_2to41 | 38 | [deleted]: TIFU by breaking up with my gf at the worst time possible
Recently my girlfriend and I haven't been getting along. At our school we are known for being quite the strong couple, having dated for over 1.5 years. People often compliment us for being such a cute couple.
However this week I got tired of it all. ... | 3 | 12.666667 | |
1417461569 | 1417534501 | t3_2nyt7h | t5_2to41 | 2,425 | DeliverTheGalaxy: TIFU by showing my anus to CVS.
Intro info: I'm a 25 y/o female.
I've just returned from a trip with my mom a few weeks ago and I was finally feeling like printing out the pictures from my phone. I stroll into CVS with my USB cord, find a free kiosk and wait for the pictures to upload.
The store is ... | 8 | 303.125 | |
1417463061 | 1417466992 | t3_2nyw7q | t5_2to41 | 13 | csfreelancer: TIFU by crying while talking on the phone
So I was having an emotional day yesterday and was having a good crying fest on the phone with my boyfriend. Just big fat tears that lasted for a good 15 minutes. I have an iphone and no case on it. I ended the phone call and looked at my phone only to realize tha... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1417463897 | 1417465213 | t3_2nyxze | t5_2to41 | 17 | drunkenbuffoon: TIFU by drinking a stranger's puke.
Happened a few years ago, but the [toenail incident](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2nybdm/tifu_by_chewing_on_a_strangers_toenail_s/) struck up this memory.
Innocent me is at the bar with some friends, drinking cheaply at a way too loud, rundown bar in my home... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1417464720 | 1417466183 | t3_2nyzpz | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my future niece that her uncle killed himself
Years before I knew my boyfriend, one of his brothers killed himself using a combination of pills and alcohol. It was a result of his wife having an affair with his best friend and getting pregnant as a result. It is a horrible tragedy and still s... | 3 | 1 | |
1417464192 | 1417621705 | t3_2nyym1 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving my door open while showering
This happened not even half an hour ago and I'm very ashamed.
It was really hot out today, so when I got home from college I decided to take a shower to cool off. No one was home so I left my bathroom door open. I was expecting my SO to come over in a few hours ... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1417465156 | 1417542359 | t3_2nz0n7 | t5_2to41 | 378 | Teban100: TIFU by telling a mother that we had a specific "toy" for her daughter
So this happened only a a week or two ago, but yada yada it doesn't matter. This is long read, so sit back and relax.
A little backstory: I work at a McDonalds, have been there for about 6 months. I typically work the kitchen, but my mana... | 6 | 63 | |
1417467322 | 1417490756 | t3_2nz56g | t5_2to41 | 54 | alonebydesign: TIFU by never expressing my thoughts or feelings.
Well, not today, but over the course of a 5-year relationship.
***Warning, incoming wall of text.***
You see, back in 2007 or 2008 I met this great girl online, she was absolutely intriguing as a person - probably the most interesting person I'd ever me... | 6 | 9 | |
1417469247 | 1417472295 | t3_2nz9bf | t5_2to41 | 17 | cowthegreat: TIFU by getting the worst burn of my life... In my mouth
So this actually happened on Friday, as I was visiting a friend and their extended family for a belated Thanksgiving.
His entire family was sitting at the table and I was at the end, so naturally there was a decent amount of eye contact.
The food... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1417470208 | 1417554280 | t3_2nzbcj | t5_2to41 | 9 | JedLeland: TIFU by going through my boss's mail.
This was actually a few years ago. At the time, I had a boss whom I had a pretty easygoing working relationship with. We worked well together, saw eye to eye on a lot of things, and could generally talk to each other about personal stuff without it getting in the way of ... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1417470899 | 1417482997 | t3_2nzcs8 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU for pursuing the truth and studying religion!
I have been seriously hit in the karma points for promoting biblical scholarship. After studying serious New Testament scholars, I have come to the conclusion Christianity has no evidence for being true.
I have been recommending a highly merited New Testame... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1417471409 | 1417473943 | t3_2nzdum | t5_2to41 | 14 | allknowinglatte: TIFU by flushing an apple down the toilet
First post on reddit, figured it was finally time to let everyone here know one of the most embarrassing things that has happened to me...
*AHEM* here goes
Sometime last year, I felt the need to shmoke a few bowls and decided the best course of action would ... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1417463427 | 1417678474 | t3_2nywzz | t5_2to41 | 4 | francienolanismytwin: TIFU by not asking for help
I've been working on a project for about a year now, and it has a LOT of moving parts. Some of these parts involve getting other people on board and helping out. I've never worked on a project this large before, and didn't have anyone "above" me in my organization helpi... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1417470764 | 1417870864 | t3_2nzchr | t5_2to41 | 9 | youngerduckling: TIFU by washing my hands
I washed my hands today after using the restroom at school today only for another guy to point out that I had just been making them dirtier. I wish I had noticed sooner. :-/
http://youtu.be/QB-4_FDXdVY
psyper76: What??
youngerduckling: I'm not exactly sure what cause it. My gu... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1417472073 | 1417477668 | t3_2nzf9d | t5_2to41 | 4 | V_Not_For_Vendetta: TIFU by sleeping in late.
I'm 14, I go to the second shift class for school. Meaning that my classes begin at 2:30 and my bus arrives at 1:30. I woke up today at 12:20, I decided I'll get a little bit more sleep. Before I know it, I wake up and it's 1:37, and my bus is just now leaving. "No no no no... | 3 | 1.333333 |
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