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1417461016 | 1417560121 | t3_2nys32 | t5_2to41 | 5 | boburchin: TIFU by speaking in an Australian accent
so today i had a new tutor come round for chemistry and biology revision.... because i was tired, i sorta started speaking in a slight australian accent...
anyway, now she thinks that im australian and i have to speak like that for the rest of term... :P
almost_adequa... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1417476912 | 1417477877 | t3_2nznbg | t5_2to41 | 30 | dibdib123: TIFU by not paying attention in class.
Well It's probably best to let you know that I am 16 (Hopefully will add context). I was supposed to be watching a chemistry presentation in my class, But my friend, who was delivering the presentation, had planned for me to throw a piece of paper at him, at which point... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1417477028 | 1417496841 | t3_2nznj8 | t5_2to41 | 28 | Rabanna: TIFU by sending an e-mail which included changed words from a Google chrome extension.
So I recently added a Google chrome app which changes some words to other words. I had changed 'thank you' to 'fuck you', my name to 'Guy with a massive dick who goes by the name of (my name)', and various other odd, explici... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1417477216 | 1417493351 | t3_2nznxj | t5_2to41 | 39 | burnblister: TIFU by not proof-reading an email.
TIFU by not proof-reading an email.
I work at a call center, but I'm not always on the phone. The time that I help out on the phones is referred to as "shifts".
I received an email from management asking when I can take my shift.
In reply, as per normal practice, I C... | 7 | 5.571429 | |
1417477094 | 1417482283 | t3_2nznnh | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking my mentally challenged cousin if he was retarded
This was actually a few years ago at one of my family's annual Christmas gathering. I was just getting into high school at the time so phrases like "gay" and "retarded" were half of my vocabulary. It is still one of those moments where I cringe ... | 5 | 0.4 | |
1417478130 | 1417490497 | t3_2nzpp2 | t5_2to41 | 47 | alechr2d: TIFU by accidently watching my neighbor change, and taking a deuce on my parents doorstep
Today and yesterday I had a really shitty day.
I recently moved back to my parents home, where I will live for a while, until I find another place.
Day 1:
I have had this terrible diarrhea all day, and I had to go to t... | 3 | 15.666667 | |
1417476322 | 1417545487 | t3_2nzm4g | t5_2to41 | 397 | SmilingYellowSofa: TIFU by drinking, hooking up, and chromecasting [nsfw]
Let me start by saying, I hope this doesn't break the trial "sexual content" rule. Has an element, but definitely not centered around it. And secondly this post kinda assumes you know how a Chromecast works (basically you can "cast" music/videos... | 6 | 66.166667 | |
1417475318 | 1417489216 | t3_2nzkeo | t5_2to41 | 5 | huango93: TIFU by making fun of someone with braces
This weekend I attended a gathering with some friends and there was this person with braces. Just a disclaimer that I have nothing against braces or obscenely large mouths but I just thought it would be funny to just comment and make fun of her big mouth and braces.... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1417461877 | 1417487992 | t3_2nytt1 | t5_2to41 | 3 | dubb5ack: TIFU by stating the obvious about a good friend's awful relationship
One of the homies, whom I've been friends with most of my life, ain't doin it right. For the past year it's been painfully obvious to me that the relationship he's in isn't right for him. She has a rich family, so daddy bought her a house ... | 3 | 1 | |
1417479260 | 1417492360 | t3_2nzrvq | t5_2to41 | 10 | Snippygee: TIFU by sending my dad a link to an nsfw website
Alright, this actually happened just a while ago. I was talking to my dad on Skype and he was asking me what I wanted for Christmas, and to send him a link once I found what I wanted. I found it and sent him a link to the product website, but in my haste, I fo... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1417481130 | 1417484377 | t3_2nzv9h | t5_2to41 | 5 | Myhamstring: TIFU by losing my temper over messenger with a girl I like.
I've been friends with a girl for while now, we've spent a lot of time together, we talk all day through messenger and have class together three times a week. Usually hang out on weekends too. Anyway, I fell for her hard over the last several mont... | 5 | 1 | |
1417481335 | 1417552928 | t3_2nzvn3 | t5_2to41 | 84 | [deleted]: TIFU by being racist
This happened a while ago, but I'm posting it now.
So I had a school report on civil rights, and I would've gotten an A+, but instead I received a chat with the principal and a bad grade.
Throughout My project, I described the time Period and the events beautifully, according to my tea... | 17 | 4.941176 | |
1417482335 | 1417567169 | t3_2nzxjo | t5_2to41 | 45 | Stopher82: TIFU by leaving my wifes Rabbit on the and an hour later finding 5 year old daughter playing with it.
Was going to town on my wife with her Rabbit vibrator while the kids were asleep. After we had finished I had completely forgot all about it and went on with my day. An hour later went to check up on my daug... | 7 | 6.428571 | |
1417482719 | 1423690733 | t3_2nzyau | t5_2to41 | 4 | BethTheGuy: TIFU by falling for a classmates prank.
First, some background.
So, we'll call the classmate Bob, was going out with my BFF for a bit, but recently they broke up and started dating other people.
So, I will NEVER admit to liking a boy. Bob sent me an email with a link "find out who who you like t... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1417509772 | 1417569528 | t3_2nzz4x | t5_2to41 | 30 | Leftwithnocookies: its ok man i used to go out alot with some airsoft guys and there were three types of players.
1. Hardcore military guy: he is loaded up with top notch gear but not to crazy, usually cant afford the best of the best but he makes do. He doesnt mess around and if a cop told to drop his weapon he woul... | 6 | 5 | |
1417483253 | 1417488548 | t3_2nzz90 | t5_2to41 | 5 | TIFUSelanne: TIFU by pissing smelly yellow B-Complex piss directly onto my wallet
Sitting on the crapper, awaiting the almighty movement. Penis is currently shriveled into "grower" rather than "shower" mode, for whatever reason. Have to piss pretty bad, and I am browsing imgur at the time, so I mindlessly just start un... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1417481022 | 1417488026 | t3_2nzv2s | t5_2to41 | 57 | Waldoz53: TIFU by faking my death to my former roommate, as a prank (a little long)
In August, I found out who my college dorm's roommate will be. The name was "normal" enough. When I did email him to say hi, I could feel something was wrong. I later looked him up on Facebook, and there was his profile picture: A pony ... | 3 | 19 | |
1417483399 | 1417484034 | t3_2nzziz | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by downloading an adult movie
So I decided to download an adult movie but deleted it before ever watching it. I live at home. Today my parents got an email from our ISP. It was a DMCA notification and the title of the movie. I was asked and said I was trying to download a horror movie. And then my dad t... | 3 | 1 | |
1417483948 | 1422921548 | t3_2o00ly | t5_2to41 | 4 | Giant_irradiated_emu: TIFU by telling someone of my suspicions that my brother is gay.
This morning, some classmates and I were discussing stuff. One of them suddenly asked if there was anyone at the school that was gay. In a possible fit of insanity, I said, "possibly".
They all looked at me, and I felt maybe they tho... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1417482465 | 1417531426 | t3_2nzxs3 | t5_2to41 | 107 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking off my shirt at hot yoga
First, I'm a dude; sorry to disappoint, Reddit.
Pretty new to yoga, and hot yoga at that. Go to today's yoga class and it's hotter than normal. Like super hot. Maybe so hot someone should've said something, because it's pretty much a sauna. Separately, I'm the only du... | 4 | 26.75 | |
1417481379 | 1417486570 | t3_2nzvq7 | t5_2to41 | 5 | profthrowaway101010: TIFU by making a fool of myself in front of my department chair
As most, this TIFU happened many years ago in the early 70's. It's easily the most embarrassing sequence of events that has ever happened to me. Throwaway to save what's left of my dignity.
I was a young professor, just graduated, tea... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1417486072 | 1417493750 | t3_2o04mz | t5_2to41 | 18 | hipsteredemption: TIFU by attending a singles event
This TIFU actually happened 2 days ago and I am just now getting to writing it out now.
I had recently ended a relationship with my SO and since moved on. I began to go on a few awkward first dates through Tinder. But decided after a few dates, it wasn't really the th... | 6 | 3 | |
1417485641 | 1417488526 | t3_2o03tp | t5_2to41 | 6 | BleachedBlind: TIFU by underestimating my reflexes.
My day began by walking out to a parking lot with patches of ice with a coated car to match. Already grumpy, I started the careful sliding steps that one takes on ice. When I got to my car, I noticed a large patch right beside my door. I thought to myself, "I need to ... | 3 | 2 | |
1417488988 | 1417491999 | t3_2o0a30 | t5_2to41 | 12 | Stolidwisdom: TIFU by getting to excited about a girl on Okcupid
I have used Okcupid in the past and even gone on a few dates with it. They were mostly duds. But, then one night I get on there and I read this girl's profile.
It was amazing. I don't want to mention to much but, here is the gist. She is adventurous, sm... | 4 | 3 | |
1417489364 | 1417491244 | t3_2o0asp | t5_2to41 | 36 | radarseven: TIFU by saying "I need booze money" in a job interview.
So the interview was going really well, my potential new employer was saying encouraging things, I was feeling confident. I don't want to sound cocky, but I was killing it. Then this happened....
Boss: So we'd like to get you started as soon as possi... | 3 | 12 | |
1417490245 | 1417544606 | t3_2o0cdz | t5_2to41 | 6,428 | MooingIntensifies: TIFU by taking my mom to a comedy club.
Over the thanksgiving break, my mom wanted to go to a comedy club with me. On the way there we talked about the classes I was planning to take next semester, and I mentioned that I was taking Yoga (since my degree required one Fitness & Nutrition course).
... | 12 | 535.666667 | |
1417491247 | 1417500936 | t3_2o0e68 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by turning my piss neon yellow
swolepocketshawty: not fucked up
iGouger: I'll second that, but I still think it's funny, along the lines of /r/mildlyinteresting. OP should've taken a pic and posted it there since this isn't a real fuckup with dire consequences.
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1417493351 | 1417526496 | t3_2o0hxi | t5_2to41 | 2 | Cienzz: TIFU by trying to take away food from my puppy's mouth
split_thenight: always pinch the jaw where it meets the top of the mouth. mouth will open every time! hope your finger is alright!
Cienzz: i tried that one, but his jaws were so strong, or im really weak lol.
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1417493185 | 1417494171 | t3_2o0hm9 | t5_2to41 | 6 | 618pereira: TIFU by asking my teacher a question.
Okay i was in math class doing some algebra and me and my mate started talking some random shit, i asked him would you taser a baby he just looks at me and laughs like hell, the teacher comes over and asks whats so funny me laughing with my mate didnt notice it was the ... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1417492865 | 1417524502 | t3_2o0h2z | t5_2to41 | 215 | hilaritykilledthecat: TIFU by jokingly telling a colleague they're fired...they got fired.
So I had a meeting with my manager today about some reshuffles in the business because they sold one of their locations. The meeting was really light and we were laughing as we do. The meeting then ended and my manager called in ... | 5 | 43 | |
1417488514 | 1417605260 | t3_2o0977 | t5_2to41 | 27 | canuckingnuts: TIFU by discovering VPN on the subway
Backstory, I recently moved to Shanghai for work and as most people know, a lot of webpages cant be accessed from here... e.g. Facebook. But with a VPN app there's no longer a problem, so I thought
So last night I was in the mood for some strong pornography so first... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1417494660 | 1417506223 | t3_2o0k55 | t5_2to41 | 10 | tiberiusjeffersmith: TIFU by forgetting about the bananas.
More accurately I fucked up a few weeks ago. I'm a college student living in a dorm with no roommate. I have a fridge that I never use until a few weeks ago when I decided to keep bananas in there as a midnight snack when the dining halls are closed. I also for... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1417495555 | 1417534949 | t3_2o0lmg | t5_2to41 | 6 | ClosetedOptimist: TIFU by losing losing an envelope filled with $1320
OrangeinDorne: People turn money in all the time. Call the cops and ask if anyone turned in 1320.00
ClosetedOptimist: That's true. But one would think that finding an envelope with money in it, next to a vehicle, right in front of a house, they mi... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1417496020 | 1417747616 | t3_2o0meb | t5_2to41 | 10 | AGuyNamedHarry: TIFU by not wearing boxers
So a bit of a flashback to 6th grade. I was young and foolish and was in a phase of "not wearing underwear to school."
Anyway, I've always been a stubborn and rebellious kid, so when it came to the social norm of wearing underwear, I chose to skip on this essential piece of ... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1417496091 | 1417497039 | t3_2o0mi2 | t5_2to41 | 23 | CrustyDiamond: TIFU by not disposing of the body.
I just remembered this, it happened a few years ago, and I'm cringing pretty hard.
I used to work in an animal shelter and I fostered a lot of kittens. Occasionally there would be a death, it was natural especially for very young kittens. So I had a death and I was pre... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1417498798 | 1417503213 | t3_2o0qwu | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to prevent rape.
The time was 6:30 on a Friday night in San Francisco, CA. It was the weekend after Thanksgiving, so I was still off of school. Rather than stay with my family an extra three days, I decided to take a bus into the city to visit some friends before flying out on Sunday to head b... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1417500065 | 1417576365 | t3_2o0spi | t5_2to41 | 53 | AllenTheGreat: TIFU by using a customer's E-Giftcard
I am a cashier at a(n) (un)popular superstore chain, and being under 21, I am not allowed to sell/handle alcohol or finish any transaction in which it's been scanned. So whenever I notice someone has anything with alcohol in it, I quickly type in a few numbers which... | 5 | 10.6 | |
1417501111 | 1417515786 | t3_2o0u4l | t5_2to41 | 7 | BigSuhn: TIFU by not knowing how to effectively use my phone's copy and paste.
This happened five minutes ago and I'm livid.
I, like some people, enjoy writing stories for others to read and criticize to help me improve my writing. But like many writers I want my stuff to be proof read by someone before I post it. ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1417502242 | 1417506022 | t3_2o0vlo | t5_2to41 | 4 | ukefromtheyukon: TIFU by not dropping out of university
qwerty12qwerty: I think your wrong
Deadline to drop classes for my Uni was a month ago. However, deadline to drop all classes is up until the last day
Tyyoung: Yeah, I think you can drop out whenever you like. You can't just drop one class past the deadline, you... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1417503534 | 1417581715 | t3_2o0x70 | t5_2to41 | 13 | Samtheripper: TIFU by sending porn to my mom. (NSFW)
So I just sent some porn to my mom.. I go to a boarding school and I always have roommates and people who chill in my room around. I was texting links (of porn off imgur) from my computer to my phone so I could escape to the bathroom to buff the ol' banana. I acci... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1417504547 | 1417505706 | t3_2o0yfm | t5_2to41 | 30 | azithel: TIFU by forgetting something VERY important
This just happened minutes ago, and I'm sitting here 100% defeated.
For a little bit of a back story, I've had a girlfriend for about five months now. We met in the summer, but as school started for us (different schools) our schedules didn't really click together an... | 6 | 5 | |
1417505565 | 1417507200 | t3_2o0zmf | t5_2to41 | 19 | sweatyhandschuck: TIFU by forgetting to lock my laptop
This happened late Saturday night but is still biting me in the ass. Also please forgive any formatting errors as I'm on mobile (I'll explain why that's the case). But anywho, I'm a DJ and producer, and have been so for the past 5 years. I'm also an online student ... | 6 | 3.166667 | |
1417506331 | 1417536077 | t3_2o10ey | t5_2to41 | 45 | newsjunkie8: TIFU By Starting A Conversation With Dude On The Subway
I was on the subway going from one end of the line to the other, so it was going to take an hour. I usually bring headphones and listen to music to pass the time, but I didn't bring headphones this time. I started looking around for something to do, w... | 7 | 6.428571 | |
1417508135 | 1417549475 | t3_2o129b | t5_2to41 | 4 | throwaway_testtaker: TIFU by screwing up a question on a midterm
This actually happened a week ago, but I stilled worried to death about it. Sorry about the wall of text.
I was called to the professor's office, regarding a econ midterm I took not too long ago. The prof wanted me to explain how I did one part (out of 4... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1417508652 | 1417515787 | t3_2o12qf | t5_2to41 | 42 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my parents use my sleeping bag.
TIFU by letting my parents use my sleeping bag
I recently went on a camping trip with some of my friends and a girl I have been hanging out with a lot who I am kind of dating. Well, I ended up hooking up with that girl over the trip. So after a great weekend, ... | 3 | 14 | |
1417509407 | 1418699070 | t3_2o13g7 | t5_2to41 | 21 | MiceTonerAccount: TIFU by taking a call from my ex
I got a call at around 10 pm from my ex girlfriend and let it go to voicemail. We haven't spoken in over a year, so it was really weird for me. After a couple minutes, I called her back because it was bothering me so much.
She answers and says she's just been thinking... | 8 | 2.625 | |
1417508716 | 1417515848 | t3_2o12sh | t5_2to41 | 15 | throwawayracistsoz: TIFU by accidentally saying something extremely racist
Throwaway because a lot of people in that class have been turned onto Reddit, TIFU especially by me. An action I now sorely regret.
This was like 4 months ago but YOLO.
I was in class with my friend and the teacher played a video about iconic ... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1417512205 | 1417552046 | t3_2o163u | t5_2to41 | 50 | Accarta: TIFU by vomiting on the stairs of my university library
Actually happened around 6 months ago but relevant to today.
It was a cold wintery day when I got up that morning, nearing finals. I only had one class in the afternoon and so I thought I was noble enough that I would head over to school and watch a few... | 4 | 12.5 | |
1417514328 | 1417546427 | t3_2o183a | t5_2to41 | 258 | Slazenger4755: TIFU by watching r/Cringe the night before
I work as a sound engineer in a local theatre. This week, we've had a kids (2-6year old) Christmas production on. Nice and easy show, just a few music cues, lights and happy clapping actors.
As per normal, for house music, i use my laptop which i stream appropr... | 5 | 51.6 | |
1417518204 | 1417539622 | t3_2o1bn4 | t5_2to41 | 22 | coneballs15: TIFU by trying not to procrastinate
There's a shit ton of homework that need done. Being the type of guy who has never dealt with so much work before and constantly gets distracted with sites like this one, I decided that I would search up on tips on how to stay in focus. I googled up some procrastination ... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1417521934 | 1417525400 | t3_2o1f81 | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by checking out a builders arse.
This happened just as school finished on Friday and I am still completely embarrassed.
There is building work going on in my school at the moment so there are builders around the place and can be distracting. The final bell had just gone and myself and a friend were sl... | 3 | 6 | |
1417519223 | 1417681126 | t3_2o1cl6 | t5_2to41 | 9 | MaddieRose13: TIFU by giving my sister a piggyback.
So, this fuck up did happen today, however it is not my fuck up. It's actually my boyfriend's little brothers fuck up.
The story starts with my boyfriend (21), his younger sister (18), his younger brother (16) and myself (20). We had a little birthday celebration wit... | 3 | 3 | |
1417523093 | 1417594671 | t3_2o1gg8 | t5_2to41 | 54 | Leandover: TIFU by taking a photo
Ok not today, it was late 2004.
I had purchased a couple of camera phones that were on sale very cheap. At the time these were quite a novelty, and so I gave the camera a quick test before selling them on ebay for a profit.
A couple of weeks later, it was Christmas, and I opened my... | 4 | 13.5 | |
1417522595 | 1417676717 | t3_2o1fxk | t5_2to41 | 88 | susuyoungyoung: TIFU by sending a text to the worst person I can send it to
Okay so there is this guy, let's call him 'Jackson' who me and my best friend (let's call him Greg) kinda don't like. He's the most pretentious and pseudo intellectual motherfucker you can find.
Because he works for a club on campus me and Gr... | 6 | 14.666667 | |
1417523791 | 1417546476 | t3_2o1h5q | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking adderal at the wrong time
So it's grindtime at school and I decide to dedicate a Saturday night to homework and studying. I pop an adderal and decide to clean up my room a bit before starting on homework because I can't concentrate if my room is messy. Fast forward to 4 hours later, super clea... | 5 | 2 | |
1417524896 | 1417585921 | t3_2o1icg | t5_2to41 | 34 | LexRunner: TIFU by asking a girl out
Background info: I am a high school senior and the girl I was going to ask out is a freshman. Please don't post any senior-freshman comment. I thought she was either junior or sophomore, but no, she's unfortunately a freshman. My HS has 4 lunch period and each one of them start ... | 7 | 4.857143 | |
1417527963 | 1417559182 | t3_2o1m16 | t5_2to41 | 11 | emkaysi: TIFU by walking into a bee.
This happened earlier today. I was on my way to the train station when my face bumped into a bee. I don't know what I did to offend it other than... well walking into it I guess. Either it was already pissed for some reason and I was the last straw or it was simply enraged by my pre... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1417529242 | 1417550574 | t3_2o1nvx | t5_2to41 | 109 | omfgturtlepenis: TIFU by getting humped by my girlfriends little sister. (NSFW)
SirPeesEverywhere: Do NOT seek professional help over this. It's sad to say but since any professional is a 'mandated reporter' meaning they MUST call either the police or child protective services when you tell them this. They have no c... | 11 | 9.909091 | |
1417532292 | 1417533143 | t3_2o1set | t5_2to41 | 2 | _moonshine8: TIFU by hitting snooze.
TheGoodRevCL: Put your alarm away from the bed. You'll have to get up to turn it off.
annduz: This worked for all of 3 nights for me. I then adapted my hearing to vaguely recognize the alarm and could sleep through it. I had some really annoying dreams though... Also, when I got ma... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1417532580 | 1417563186 | t3_2o1swf | t5_2to41 | 395 | Inhopeless: TIFU by adding cool animations to my PowerPoint.
So, backstory. My group and I in our BSc Psychology course have to do a presentation module, based on research and journals and blah blah blah. Because I'm the only one technologically proficient, it was my role to splice everyone's work onto the PowerPoint. ... | 9 | 43.888889 | |
1417532102 | 1417600860 | t3_2o1s3d | t5_2to41 | 4 | jacobharris1: Tifu by getting my girlfriend trampled by a horse
So basically my girlfriend had her second riding lesson today so I thought I would go and watch. Weather here in England is pretty dismal at the moment so an umbrella would be suitable. We got to the stable and her instructor comes out with the horse, as m... | 4 | 1 | |
1417533296 | 1417538570 | t3_2o1u28 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by improvising (possibly NSFW)
Pretty much any female beyond puberty has had to do the TP trick. For everyone else: When you're out and about or otherwise unprepared and you start your period, you fold up some TP and slip it into your undies to keep from making a mess of your clothes. So last night, I w... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1417415705 | 1417557716 | t3_2nx3e8 | t5_2to41 | 3 | confused_chicken: TIFU by hesitating to cross a busy street
So we were walking to the beach and we arrived at a busy street. As we waited for a gap in the oncoming traffic, the group started sprinting across. It appeared I wasn't paying full attention, and didn't notice the gap that was now rapidly closing.
So I hesit... | 3 | 1 | |
1417532108 | 1417550073 | t3_2o1s3z | t5_2to41 | 168 | K4S3-R: TIFU by wanting to pet a cute doggy.
*My* doggy, specifically. Yes, I'm biased.
But yeah. He's about a year and a half old, but he's already seventy-five pounds of solid muscle and can bite through titanium. We've had him since he was two days old (he was an orphaned street-dog in Mexico) so he's *super* cling... | 8 | 21 | |
1417509740 | 1417610117 | t3_2o13qv | t5_2to41 | 5 | mav6771: TIFU by connecting the ground wire to the power wire.
I found this keyboard in my attic. Although I had tested it with PS/2 and confirmed that it did work. I was bored, so I tried to "convert" it to USB by just connecting the same wires. (I do know it's not that simple, but I just wanted to try it. Although th... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1417534962 | 1417535828 | t3_2o1wt3 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by showing everyone my erection
So this is my first Fuck up but I reckon its worth it. Sorry for any mistakes but im still quite high. So yes this involves the magical thing known as marijuana.
BackStory: My friend and i had a few hours to kill before our next lecture so we walked on down to mcdonalds... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1417530671 | 1417627656 | t3_2o1pxx | t5_2to41 | 6 | -Sterling_M_Archer-: TIFU by cutting bread...
So, this happened last Saturday. Just getting that out of the way...
I had just finished eating my dinner,... | 6 | 1 | |
1417536125 | 1417701988 | t3_2o1yyo | t5_2to41 | 16 | number100123i: TIFU by trying to trim myself with nail clippers [NSFW]
This happened a couple of minutes ago.
I tried to trim the pubic hair off my balls with a nail clipper and clipped skin off of my balls instead. I decided that my balls were the last place I wanted an infection, so I grabbed - of all things - an al... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1417536449 | 1417550651 | t3_2o1zkn | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU By faking sick to get out of school.
TIFU because I just wanted to have a day off of school. So, what I usually do when pretending to be sick is to stay in the bathroom thats in my room for awhile until someone checks up on me. When someone usually does, I say I'm having stomach problems and whatnot. Th... | 4 | 2 | |
1417536035 | 1417557888 | t3_2o1ys1 | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking some water.
This happened a few weeks ago and I originally posted as a comment to another really gross TIFU (Subway toe nail), but figured it is post worthy.
I was reading in bed and asked the wife for a sip of her water, which was on the floor on her side of the bed. I take a swig and rea... | 4 | 5 | |
1417537806 | 1417620238 | t3_2o228s | t5_2to41 | 1,617 | Pyrofart: TIFU by trying to light my farts on fire.
So this morning's episode of Good Mythical Morning with Rhett and Link was about farts. They joked about lighting farts, and when it is and isn't okay to do that. It occurred to me that I had never attempted to light my own farts, or any farts for that matter. I was a... | 11 | 147 | |
1417538644 | 1417550751 | t3_2o23vt | t5_2to41 | 11 | tinman10104: TIFU by making an awkward situation at work even more awkward.
A little backstory before the actual fuck up. Last week, I was singing "take your panties off" from This Is The End. As I was saying take your panties off, I locked eyes with my female supervisor. We both stopped and stared at each other for wh... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1417538707 | 1417544529 | t3_2o23zu | t5_2to41 | 63 | Cleanedmyroom: TIFU by cleaning my room.
Throwaway account because reasons.
So the past couple months i've been a complete slob in my apartment. I've strewn trash and clothes all over the floor of my room and I haven't been bothered to clean it up. Yesterday though, I had a sudden drive and tried to make some positive... | 3 | 21 | |
1417539038 | 1417569044 | t3_2o24m2 | t5_2to41 | 18 | Jubbistar: TIFU by getting my brother arrested
This actually happened a few years ago when I was around 9 years old and my brother was around 11.
Backstory: My mom was the principal of my school and my aunt home-schooled all of her kids, however she had quite the drinking problem (she's done a good job of staying away... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1417540223 | 1417618011 | t3_2o26xo | t5_2to41 | 35 | djkeone: TIFU by handling Habenaro peppers and then touching my eye while driving.
I was making an omlette this morning and had some fresh Habanero peppers from my garden.
These peppers have a heat rating that is about 100x hotter than a jalapeno on the scoville scale.
I cut the seeds and membranes out of and then ... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1417542476 | 1417581014 | t3_2o2bd3 | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: TIFU by sticking a cactus in my eye.
Last night I had a few beers and fell drunkenly asleep. At some point in the night I woke up with a fierce thirst, so I walked my still drunk self to the kitchen found a cup and reached into the fridge to fill it up with some ice cold water, being still pretty tipsy I dec... | 5 | 6 | |
1417543972 | 1417545697 | t3_2o2ed6 | t5_2to41 | 8 | mrtightwad: TIFU by telling an inappropriate joke around an 8 year old
Ok, so I FU the other day.
On Saturday I was doing Golf lessons. Now I decided to tell my instructor a joke, which was fairly inappropriate. What I didn't realise was that the 8 year old boy who was there heard it.
Well, when my dad got home toda... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1417543023 | 1417620440 | t3_2o2cgj | t5_2to41 | 10 | sameryfire3: TIFU by day dreaming...
Intro: I'm in grade 12, and I've never had a sex ed class. I also have ADHD.
So, today we got our first sex ed class. The school hired some lady to come in and explain us the whole mechanics of "whats going on down there". As usual, I began day dreaming. Imagining. Creating a new w... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1417545858 | 1417871930 | t3_2o2i61 | t5_2to41 | 4 | ScruffyMcgee: TIFU by pepper spraying my pastor.
Okay. To start with, this didn't happen today, it happened about 8 or 9 years ago. Now for the back story:
When I was around 15 years old, my family and I attended this small free will baptist church. We loved everyone there but more specifically the pastor. He was the f... | 7 | 0.571429 | |
1417547432 | 1417644093 | t3_2o2lhd | t5_2to41 | 3,624 | squattro: TIFU by running away from the police
So this happened about 10 years ago. I kept this story quiet for this long due to its nature (you will see what I mean later). I even created a new account to tell this story to stay as detached as possible. NOTE: if anyone recognizes me please keep it to yourself.
Bear w... | 13 | 278.769231 | |
1417544685 | 1417548691 | t3_2o2ft3 | t5_2to41 | 34 | craneat: TIFU by retweeting a Charlie Kelly meme from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
So I'm a big Always Sunny guy; I think it's absolutely hilarious, particularly Charlie's illiteracy. So, on twitter I follow Always Sunny Quotes, and they posted a meme of Charlie out to dinner with that asian broad from "The Waitre... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1417547739 | 1417577420 | t3_2o2m3a | t5_2to41 | 130 | cppdev: TIFU By taking advice from an AskReddit post about signals from girls
So there's this girl at work who's pretty cute and that I've been getting to know a bit over the last several months. We were having lunch the Monday before Thanksgiving and she mentions that she wants to see Interstellar, but that all of her... | 6 | 21.666667 | |
1417545853 | 1417551921 | t3_2o2i5l | t5_2to41 | 19 | Scrubwaydick: TIFU by taking the sleeping asian girl's blanket
OK so this actually happened a couple years ago (ST Patties day I believe)
Backstory: I was living outside Boston at the time in my "Family" owned home, well my uncle who also is on the deed of the house had foreign student's from China, Vietnam. Japan etc... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1417544095 | 1417573860 | t3_2o2en3 | t5_2to41 | 2 | hey_there_bear: TIFU by putting salt on my food
I had just spent a week on a really awful piece of work, and decided to reward myself with one of my favourite meals: spinach and chickpea curry with mushroom rice.
It was totally delicious. I was so excited to sit on the sofa, watch a movie, and enjoy my home cooked del... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1417548677 | 1417651091 | t3_2o2o28 | t5_2to41 | 9,489 | facthungry: TIFU by giving my roommate my queen sized bed
My fiance and I had been using my queen sized bed for a long time while my roommate was using a twin sized bed. Now that we are about to get married, we replaced my queen with her king sized bed and yes, it is glorious. So we had an extra queen with no place to ... | 14 | 677.785714 | |
1417549652 | 1417862517 | t3_2o2q34 | t5_2to41 | 41 | [deleted]: TIFU Playing Rammstien over my computers speakers.
I was waiting for my next class in the student area, I decided I'd listen to Rammstein, I had earbuds and hit the random button. Well it played NSFW: [pussy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtyqMTbv6tE) first, then near the end of the song I notice it had a ... | 7 | 5.857143 | |
1417551353 | 1417728159 | t3_2o2top | t5_2to41 | 150 | [deleted]: TIFU by alt+tabbing at work
Well, it's Christmas, so I invariably head to Amazon to complete a bulk of my shopping. I had shopped for numerous things for the kids, video games, tech stuff, and some cowboy boots. Last night, I was plying my girlfriend for information about what she got me for Christmas. In jo... | 10 | 15 | |
1417553157 | 1417605199 | t3_2o2xek | t5_2to41 | 53 | Metroindiana: TIFU By trying to be an european dragon.
So this all started with a deodorant called "AXE". This happened yesterday so it's pretty recent. Anyways, me and my buddies always play around with this deodorant. We spray it on our hands and light it on fire and then quickly put it out. We also go around sprayin... | 5 | 10.6 | |
1417553653 | 1417565528 | t3_2o2yiw | t5_2to41 | 12 | gotmilk624: TIFU. I sent my friend messages that his mom didn't like
So my friend has a really strict mom, and I was messaging him yesterday and some of the messages had Cussing and Sex jokes. And last night I opened a message from him and it was from his mom saying that she is dissapointed in him and I's conversation.... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1417543903 | 1417635927 | t3_2o2e8c | t5_2to41 | 6 | TIFUSDT: TIFU by being "distracted" and not handing an essay in on time.
So the other day, while I'm doing my essay, my friend sends me a link. He's one of those friends who shares anything he finds with you if he thinks it's cool. and this ends up being a flash game for "grown ups", depicting a lady committing herself... | 3 | 2 | |
1417553393 | 1417554449 | t3_2o2xx1 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Eatmebeatmelady: TIFU by trying to be cheap
This happened just now.
I am on vacation and bought too much shit. Checking a bag costs $25. Trying to save a buck, I decided to mail a box home.
Went to the post office with my shit, got a large flat rate box, tape and bubble wrap. Total cost: $24.37 and I wasted my time... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1417556459 | 1417557987 | t3_2o34lo | t5_2to41 | 12 | _Decimation: TIFU by reading a TIFU
Note - I had my headset on.
It's late 6 am and I'm on Reddit reading TIFUs. I come across [one](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2o0977/tifu_by_discovering_vpn_on_the_subway/) and it was talking about /r/cumsluts. I, of course, click on the link. Now I'm all horny from seeing a... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1417556434 | 1417558599 | t3_2o34jm | t5_2to41 | 8 | qwerty12qwerty: TIFU by trying to get 20 GB of free dropbox storage.
Me being a 20 yo Uni student for computer science, every thanksgiving, without fail, I get the "my computer is acting up" question. So relative A's laptop screen cracked and she has to get a new one. When i was setting it up, I noticed Dell was giv... | 4 | 2 | |
1417492614 | 1417576089 | t3_2o0gn9 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by waiting till the last second to submit a college app
So I finalized my essay earlier today and completed the common app, but when I went to recommenders and FERPA section of the school-i'm-applying-to's subsection for submission, it said it requires both a counselor recommendation and a teacher rec..... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1417557773 | 1417575637 | t3_2o37ap | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to do a spinning back kick.
Today started like any Tuesday. I don't have class, so I tend to sleep in a bit and head to work at my part time job around 12-1 PM. Also I like to listen to a variety of podcasts at various points during the day (in the shower, at work, walking to class, etc.) one ... | 3 | 2 | |
1417558440 | 1417559173 | t3_2o38rw | t5_2to41 | 5 | epicthrowaway646: TIFU by dating a crazy chick (very long)
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the_dinks: Lol, I JUST deleted my original comment.
epicthrowaway646: aw shit, sorry man XD
the_dinks: i'm working on my new response right now :)
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1417562851 | 1417623880 | t3_2o3hv3 | t5_2to41 | 15 | Picklwarrior: TIFU by pressing the wrong button on a handheld computer at Target, causing me to spend my 6 hour shift in the -35 degrees F freezer.
I accidentally created a work batch that acted as though there was no stock on the floor, so it tried to pull EVERYTHING from the back room in that department. Unfortunatel... | 3 | 5 | |
1417563513 | 1417711971 | t3_2o3j62 | t5_2to41 | 17 | hunt4it: TIFU By letting my girlfriend lead me home
TIFU by letting my girlfriend lead me home. So we were around her neighborhood, my truck started stuttering and I felt it was going to break down, so we parked, shifted the beer to her car so if I broke down no cop or parent would go through it and catch us, well we t... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1417557438 | 1417626779 | t3_2o36lr | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting about chocolate in my pocket
My mother and I work together, and everyday we eat lunch together. Everyday my mother brings each of us two dark chocolate Hershey's kisses. They are delicious, bitter and a highlight of an otherwise soul-crushing day. These Hershey's kisses are *special*.
... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1417563337 | 1417567210 | t3_2o3itp | t5_2to41 | 5 | ToxicSandwich: TIFU by wearing socks.
Back story: Ok, so last night I was in the kitchen cooking dinner. I was cutting some chicken when my SO snuck up and scared the living shit out of me, I drop knife, knife cuts the side of my foot pretty deep.
Fuck up:
So fast forward to today, I wake up and look at my foot ... | 5 | 1 |
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