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1417564562 | 1417566372 | t3_2o3lah | t5_2to41 | 16 | kameroonie: TIFU by drinking water
So this actually happened a while back and I have somehow since gotten over it and I now have the courage to go ahead and share the disgustingness which is this story. Posting off mobile so usual disclaimer about grammar issues.
My parents house in the summer is usually always stock... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1417565418 | 1417655015 | t3_2o3n0s | t5_2to41 | 13 | back_in_white: TIFU wrote something my teacher didn't agree with
Knot_My_Name: Its not that she didnt agree with you, its that in the book its very clear that the protagonist does not want the sexual advances, and i remember correctly she is very drunk. He DID rape her and you dont need to say "no" for it to be consi... | 9 | 1.444444 | |
1417564931 | 1417566147 | t3_2o3m0m | t5_2to41 | 4 | hugo9u76: TIFU by checking my writing
So yeah, I got the opportunity of being in a (spanish) writing contest.
All got good, until I checked my sheet.
I have some hearing problems, but not very bad.
I heard "vía" when it was "día".
I yelled "Oh shit!" in front of many classmates and of the teacher.
Shitty day ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1417566115 | 1417611630 | t3_2o3oeq | t5_2to41 | 7 | Saltiner: TIFU By becoming the creepy guy
So basically I had liked this girl for maybe 2 years. Well she didn't feel the same and ended up dating someone else. Well I pretended it didn't hurt but it did, but anyway we stayed friends. So, today was her birthday, I texted her at midnight and even write her a letter, as I... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1417567058 | 1417571678 | t3_2o3q9v | t5_2to41 | 32 | spongecake292: TIFU by almost killing an elderly woman by checking my phone.
Title is a bit misleading. This also happened yesterday.
I have to walk to school and back. There is a small coffee shop about halfway, that sells various pastries and coffee and hot chocolate. You get it.
After school I was really craving a... | 4 | 8 | |
1417567208 | 1417568630 | t3_2o3qk6 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Achmed_Khan: TIFU by trying to show my Dad a picture.
So today in my photo class I developed a picture of my baby cousin. I emailed a picture of it to my mom, so she could send it to my family.
Now a bit of backstory. Since Christmas is coming up, I asked my parents for a a white Fender Stratocaster. Usually I annoy ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1417566355 | 1417581995 | t3_2o3owh | t5_2to41 | 19 | FistingGod69: TIFU by not turning off the flash on my camera
This happened roughly 15 minutes ago and I am writing this with a small, but nonetheless significant amount of adrenaline running through my veins.
So I'm sitting at my office job and eventually feel the urge to go to the bathroom. I was a bit excessive with... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1417567139 | 1417578013 | t3_2o3qfj | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to the bathroom at a bar
This happened last night. I had to work late last night and was feeling a bit down (for reasons I won't go into) so I decided to stop off at the bar for a drink. I hit up a few friends, but nobody was able to make it out so I watched the game until about 30 minutes late... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1417569388 | 1417650106 | t3_2o3uvt | t5_2to41 | 5 | CaptainAwesome85: TIFU by trying to cut open a pumpkin.
A few days ago a customer (I work in a grocery store) gave me a pumpkin because she had extra and I told her that I love baking the seeds. Today I decided that it's pumpkin time and I'm gonna cut this bitch open and harvest it for all its seedy glory. I grab my s... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1417571725 | 1417612928 | t3_2o3z8v | t5_2to41 | -1 | [deleted]: TIFU by 4channing myself and deleting system32.
Today I was cleaning out my backup drive and decided to delete the files by using the command prompt. Unfortunately when you open the command prompt in administrator mode , it automatically defaults to the system32 folder. In my infinite wisdom, I forgot to che... | 6 | -0.166667 | |
1417571734 | 1417576137 | t3_2o3z9d | t5_2to41 | 14 | imandog4322: TIFU by doing my teacher a favor.
This just happened today, and I still don't know how the situation will turn out for me.
The story begins as I walk into English class for third period this morning. My teacher is finishing setting up and realized she needs something for the lesson. Me being the helpful y... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1417572182 | 1417613878 | t3_2o404k | t5_2to41 | 17 | SolitaryParanoia: TIFU by cleaning my ears after a shower
Let me preface this by saying that I know (now) that cleaning your ears with a q-tip is a bad idea, packs the grime tighter, yadda yadda. My friends have definitely made sure I will never do this again
So every morning after my shower, I (used to) clean my ears... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1417572471 | 1417581190 | t3_2o40qt | t5_2to41 | 4 | n3wjack81: TIFU by accepting an offer too soon
The backstory is, I applied for a "tech support" position with a giant computer company whose name might be three initials. This was in response to en email sent out from my school's career services. I went through a couple of phone screens, and one on site interview. Shor... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1417572296 | 1417574043 | t3_2o40dq | t5_2to41 | 2 | LAWLZAN: TIFU By forgetting to use proper vocabulary (Maybe NSFW)
My brother and I were just reminiscing about the past, in which I somewhat blindly followed one of his friends. My brother jokingly said that I "Rode his dick all day" and I said "I LITERALLY DID". Realizing my mistake I tried to take it back, but my fam... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1417573114 | 1417575031 | t3_2o41zl | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my district manager I had IBS.
So, at my job, our bosses want the newbies to go to a special training seminar a few months after they get hired to ensure that they are doing their job to the companies standards. Well, I started a few months ago and they wanted me to go to the training which w... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1417572462 | 1417643492 | t3_2o40qg | t5_2to41 | 4 | moiraine88: TIFU by saying I was being blown
More like last night, but...
I was playing a popular game, something something 10million subscribers, whatever.
We were having an encounter in game, where a game mechanic involved the wind blowing you around and making things harder for you to try to cast spells and such.
... | 4 | 1 | |
1417573646 | 1417591972 | t3_2o42yg | t5_2to41 | 29 | [deleted]: TIFU by trusting my friend is not a lightweight
Well this happened over this summer but I recall vividly the events that happened once I sobered up. It's probably not that bad, but certainly was one of my worst days. It's probably too long to read.
We finished the last year of high school and a few of my fr... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1417577157 | 1417581520 | t3_2o49n9 | t5_2to41 | 16 | jerichoholic1: TIFU by inviting a guy one year my junior to my dad's birthday party
First off, I'm from Bulgaria. And I'm drunk currently. And high.
This happened like an hour ago or something. I don't know really. Don't ask me, but it was a very recent event.
My father owns a nightclub in a small town.
My father ... | 10 | 1.6 | |
1417579211 | 1417584759 | t3_2o4da7 | t5_2to41 | 13 | maxisvulgaris: TIFU by telling my boss "SUCKS TO BE YOU!"
This is my first real post on Reddit so if I fucked up while writing about my fuck up, just let me know.
So I've been working at my new job for a couple of months now, just everymanning for a pizza place and it's been pretty good. My boss is the franchise owner... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1417578986 | 1417626874 | t3_2o4cvo | t5_2to41 | 225 | stryker321: TIFU by fixing my girlfriends laptop
To give the back story, my girlfriends laptop is about 2 years old and the harddrive decided to crap out on her. Being the good boyfriend I decided to fix it up and put in a newer and better harddrive (SSD) so it would boot up even quicker. Boot from off to start in unde... | 8 | 28.125 | |
1417578770 | 1417608324 | t3_2o4ci2 | t5_2to41 | 137 | [deleted]: TIFU by butt dialing my ex
Nothing too grave...but I'm cringing so hard. There's this wonderful guy I dated for 5 minutes and took 10 years to get over. Pathetic as can be, I would still call him every few months just to know how he was. Once he got married, I promised myself I would never call him again. An... | 5 | 27.4 | |
1417580118 | 1417652689 | t3_2o4et9 | t5_2to41 | 322 | bikebum: TIFU by under-estimating my girlfriend's fart skills
The other morning I was trying to get my girlfriend to wake up and start the day with me. She wouldn't budge and I was getting impatient, so when I felt a nice fart build up I let it loose, bare-assed, in her face. That got her attention! At first she was ma... | 9 | 35.777778 | |
1417579623 | 1417581566 | t3_2o4dzq | t5_2to41 | 11 | escott1981: TIFU by forgetting an important ingredient.
Today I was trying to make four grilled cheese sandwiches for my friend and I. They were toasting up nicely on the skillet. I flipped them and three of them flipped perfectly, the last one slid apart some. I just figured the cheese didn't melt all the way yet. Aft... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1417580653 | 1417621450 | t3_2o4fr5 | t5_2to41 | 253 | themajesticmagikarp: TIFU by lying down in the shower.
So today was like any other day, wake up in the morning, go to school, extra-curricular activities, then go home, shower, and sleep (eating is included somewhere in between). I get down with school, go home, go to a martial arts class, then go home again. I'm dre... | 8 | 31.625 | |
1417580634 | 1417582515 | t3_2o4fq1 | t5_2to41 | 6 | th0rnst0ne: TIFU by not seeing the water behind my dogs water bowl.
I have two large dogs, a male great Dane and a female english mastiff, and when they eat or drink it goes everywhere. So we bought a shoe tray that you can put muddy boots on until they dry to go under their bowls. This has saved us countless hours of ... | 3 | 2 | |
1417579605 | 1417586915 | t3_2o4dyi | t5_2to41 | 16 | exiledforce: TIFU by getting a chub in airport security line
As usual this didn't happen today, but a couple years ago. I was a 15 year old horny teenager coming home from a vacation. As you know it's hard to get privacy when your on a vacation and staying in a hotel room with other people so I hadn't jerked off for al... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1417576663 | 1417609439 | t3_2o48q0 | t5_2to41 | 36 | toast_ninja: TIFU by accidentaly making my balls take g-forces on a standup rollercoaster
I was at the Six Flags Great America theme park with friends in Gurnee, IL, back when the park had the Iron Wolf rollercoaster (since been removed for another).
A bit about the ride: you standup while riding it. Here's a picture:... | 3 | 12 | |
1417580297 | 1417592495 | t3_2o4f5c | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing the love of my life.
This has been happening over the course of the last few months.
In September, I got stressed and depressed about my work life. I had a pretty awesome gig, but I started to get worried because I couldn't see what I was bringing to the table. I felt I was bringing 0 value ... | 3 | 2 | |
1417579396 | 1417584293 | t3_2o4dmb | t5_2to41 | 2 | genmischief: TIFU by checking out an AntiMRA subreddit and a MRA subreddit.
I told the anti subreddit that they essentially read just like the MRA subreddit, just flip genders...
I expect to start getting the nasty grams any second.
[deleted]: MRA?
[deleted]: "Men's Rights Activist"
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1417582459 | 1417648736 | t3_2o4ivt | t5_2to41 | 142 | FoxTheHippie: TIFU by having my headphones on!
Today I fucked up by wearing my earbuds. I had just finished working and was going to clock out. We have these computers that record our times so I went to the closest one to me. I begin typing my information and out of the corner of my eye I see a girl, whom I talk to reg... | 9 | 15.777778 | |
1417583011 | 1417628609 | t3_2o4jsu | t5_2to41 | 328 | [deleted]: TIFU by sticking my finger into my neighbour's mouth
I like the show King of Queens. There's an episode where Doug picks something out of Carrie's front teeth. It's supposed to be a sweet, bonding couple moment that apparently buried itself in my subconscious.
So, today I met mey neighbour in town, she was ... | 9 | 36.444444 | |
1417584113 | 1417588187 | t3_2o4lhm | t5_2to41 | 6 | derpingjosh: TIFU by wearing pants
First time poster here but I just had to share my TIFU just a few minutes ago.
After taking a shower, I dried myself quickly because I was running late for work. I picked my clothes, wore them quickly, then left for work. While walking towards my car, something didn't feel right. My... | 3 | 2 | |
1417586488 | 1417670025 | t3_2o4p56 | t5_2to41 | 91 | goldrush2000: TIFU by illegally entering Iraq.
Hey redditors, this is my first post. I've long been a fan of this thread just never had to make an account to appreciate it, but II've finally been inspired to share a few of my stories with you guys.
Being an expatriate kid from Australia living overseas, I got into a l... | 5 | 18.2 | |
1417587055 | 1417588142 | t3_2o4pzd | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU. Feel like a buddy fucker.
Brother and buddy's are in ROTC, I had to return my brothers car keys and met up with a friend (shelly) on the way who is his dormate. As we were walking to the dorms shelly offers to take the keys to him for me. This Is good because visitors are not allowed now. As we get c... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1417587458 | 1417597225 | t3_2o4qi2 | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending a dirty Snapchat for 10 seconds
So me and my friends play this stupid game where we sent random dick snapchats to each other. We set the timer to 1 second so that they don't get a chance to screenshot.
I forgot to change the timer of my Snapchat and my friends had a good 10 second glance at... | 8 | 3.375 | |
1417587348 | 1417629778 | t3_2o4qdh | t5_2to41 | 40 | woahbro4: Tifu by ignoring a child at Summer Camp
Well Reddit, not today, but about a year ago I volunteered to be a Camp Counselor for a local middle school. This was my first year and most of the others had been doing it for 2 or more. They would keep telling me "you can do this, you're a natural."
I could not do t... | 4 | 10 | |
1417588000 | 1417629044 | t3_2o4r94 | t5_2to41 | 24 | dude_omg_wtf: TIFU by showing my students Mr. Rogers
I've been sitting on this one for awhile because it's just so damn embarrassing. For context, I was teaching first grade and was still kind of a rookie. That still doesn't excuse me though, because I absolutely should have known better. Also I'm a male, which becomes... | 4 | 6 | |
1417588895 | 1417589952 | t3_2o4sh8 | t5_2to41 | 6 | wewrotetheseplans: TIFU by convincing two drunk guys that another guy was Dave Mustaine
I'm a metalhead. Define that how you need to - I define it as "I'm a guy who listens to metal".
Shortly after Tim Lambesis of As I Lay Dying was accused of hiring a hitman to kill his wife (if you don't know the story, Google it... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1417589503 | 1417675365 | t3_2o4t83 | t5_2to41 | 31 | jminore: TIFU by trying to upsell beer to an AA group.
First thought when this happened was "Well, there's my first post to tifu..."
And yes, this actually happened tonight, only a few hours ago.
I recently started picking up a couple shifts at a local restaurant for some extra holiday cash. I've worked at this part... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1417589087 | 1417639589 | t3_2o4sph | t5_2to41 | 9 | Aannoonn1: TIFU by being a misogynist
TIFU is actually not 100% correct, this happened almost 2 months ago, I just couldnt write this here before...why? No idea, didnt feel like it.
Im currently in my first semester on a German university, history and Information science to be exact.
Im a 19 year old man btw.
First... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1417590964 | 1417664733 | t3_2o4v2r | t5_2to41 | 18 | n0n_sequitur: TIFU by showing my dad netflix
so I was my dad's house last week and he had just got a new TV for the first time in like 20 years. I've always told him how he should get a netflix account because he always complains about how hard it is to get movies. So i set up my netflix account on his tv and told hi... | 6 | 3 | |
1417591775 | 1417636841 | t3_2o4w26 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by riding my bike and trying to obey the law.
It all started around 4 PM earlier today. Last of my classes were done for the day and I was getting ready to meet up with a group for a project that is due at the end of the week. Got fresh out of the shower, put one my favorite fedora & cargo shorts fo... | 4 | 2 | |
1417592645 | 1417605082 | t3_2o4x3c | t5_2to41 | 11 | itchyballs420rekt: TIFU, by fucking my friends crush and getting a STD (NSFW)
Hi I am a 15 year old boy, and last weekend I fucked up.
It all started when I got to a party and started drinking alcohol.
This went quite good for a while but after 12 o clock (evening) it all went downhill. To be honnest, I don't remember... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1417589208 | 1417594132 | t3_2o4sur | t5_2to41 | 5 | bassbuzzer: TIFU By getting my friend in debt with his phone company, for over 1,000$
Well like any other good TIFU I have read, this did not happen today, but a couple of years ago. Sorry if its long guys/gals but its all worth the laugh enjoy.
(some back story) So my friend (lets call him fish cause of this trick h... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1417595164 | 1417633140 | t3_2o4zmn | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU using an emoticon while texting a girl
Ok so I recently started chatting with a girl from Reddit and we exchanged numbers and all and it was going great. I built up the courage to ask for a boob pic and she was kind enough to oblige. After receipt of the pic I complimented her and used a smiley emoji an... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1417594680 | 1417612210 | t3_2o4z57 | t5_2to41 | 8 | clinophobe: TIFU by drunkenly bleeding all over my friend's brand new car.
I recently decided to quit drinking. This story is one of the reasons.
So about a year ago I was in my boyfriend's horrific hovel of a bedroom fishing through his liquor supply for a completely unjustifiable one-more-shot when I tripped over a ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1417592383 | 1417612724 | t3_2o4ws9 | t5_2to41 | 32 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving the sunroof open.
Today I went to go pick up a girl that I met online with me three roommates. I had never met her before, but Instant Messaged her a lot and got to know her. She was pretty cool, and some of our instant message chats got a little..steamy.. Nervous that she would be some warlo... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1417597380 | 1417605116 | t3_2o51pd | t5_2to41 | -1 | [deleted]: TIFU by teaching my sister how to be a pirate
Today, I fucked up. My older sister and her boyfriend wanted to (not-so-legally) download some movies to watch. I figured it was time to teach her how to set sail. I downloaded a torrenter and downloaded one test film to show her how it works. What she didn't tak... | 4 | -0.25 | |
1417596992 | 1417600478 | t3_2o51cu | t5_2to41 | 10 | HmmmBad: TIFU by drinking my own piss in a drunken stuper. Sweet baby jesus.
OK, so, I'm a drinker, but, today I seriously fucked up. For the past week I have been mixing rum with water and lemon to make grog in some old, nice bottles, that I have.
So tonight I actually got pretty drunk, I drank a full bottle of 70 pr... | 5 | 2 | |
1417600023 | 1417627954 | t3_2o546k | t5_2to41 | 81 | inconvenient_nudist: TIFU By assuming my roommate sticks to his usual routine
It's been about 15 minutes since I retreated to my room.
Backstory: A new roommate moved into the condo I share with a good friend, and we are both college students. The new roommate is a friend of his who is working a contracting job, so h... | 9 | 9 | |
1417607977 | 1417661183 | t3_2o5bku | t5_2to41 | 46 | Schlenderman77: TIFU by lending my brother my iPad
During the summer break, me and my brother usually take it easy and be extremely lazy. My brother was watching anime on Netflix (like he always does) while I was playing Crusader Kings 2. He summoned me from the other room and asked if he can use my iPad (rules state t... | 6 | 7.666667 | |
1417614434 | 1417712496 | t3_2o5c0a | t5_2to41 | 1,843 | VXeonix: We are in the Netherlands afterall....
*Edit: I'm a bilingual student, I get my lessons in english!
RXL: Did you say it in English? Because i'm having a hard time coming up with a Dutch equivalent that would have the same effect.
repeaterbeast: U kunt goed scharen! See, just be creative
LaunchpadMcRoss: What... | 13 | 141.769231 | |
1417572631 | 1417771540 | t3_2o411s | t5_2to41 | 14 | sun9612: TIFU by sleeping at the at the parking lot
Please excuse my English :)
So over the weekend I went to pick up my cousin from her work to go shopping but told me she's going to be late 30 minutes because of her boss. Unfortunately, I was already there and I didn't wanted to drive back home so I decided to sleep... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1417609790 | 1417619177 | t3_2o5dhj | t5_2to41 | 6 | TehHonkyTonkMan: TIFU by asking a black family where the whites were.
So a little over a year ago, I was overseas in the US Air Force and had a fellow co-worker named White (last name, as we all went by). So he comes to flight one day and tells us all he's having a little get together at his house and invites us. I gla... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1417610696 | 1417611319 | t3_2o5eft | t5_2to41 | 10 | Abu_Ghazaleh: TIFU by trying to make my friend feel better
I gave my friend of about 6 years a cookie that I didn't know had peanut butter in it. My friend is allergic to nuts and had to go to the hospital. Proceeded to have a shitty day. Tried to make him feel better later by saying "If it makes you feel better , karm... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1417613508 | 1417636517 | t3_2o5hq2 | t5_2to41 | 42 | wh3nibr3ak: TIFU by overcharging a disabled man
TIFU. I work at a vet clinic and yesterday a man came in to get x rays for his cat. For those of you who don't know x rays for a cat are around 500$. I told him the price and he was reluctant but said he had to do what he had to do. He asked if there was a discount for d... | 13 | 3.230769 | |
1417617224 | 1418032045 | t3_2o5mqg | t5_2to41 | 327 | Justranting22: TIFU - By Thinking a Hot Girl From A Dating Website Was Actually Interested In Me.
I realize this TIFU could have been much worse.
Background
In May, my now ex-wife told me she wanted a divorce. This came as a shock to me. Since she moved out I have been pretty lonely and depressed. I decided to tu... | 16 | 20.4375 | |
1417616419 | 1417617847 | t3_2o5lj6 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending my aunt a nude picture on reddit instead of sending it to my friend.... [NSFW]
http://imgur.com/vDkDmih here is the link and I could play it off like it was a T.V but like the dumb ass I am, I had to write "tell me when you see it with an evil smiley face.
I was in a rush and clicked the wr... | 3 | 1 | |
1417617542 | 1417621822 | t3_2o5n5n | t5_2to41 | 3 | rick157: TIFU by peeing all over some poor gentleman's shoes
I was texting with both hands while using the urinal at the gym and I hang slightly to the left. It was a recipe for disaster.
cody_wilson20: What was his reaction?
rick157: Confusion. Fury. Surprise.
We just looked at one another. The last time I had that... | 3 | 1 | |
1417618046 | 1417682636 | t3_2o5nv9 | t5_2to41 | 1,747 | throw-a-weasel: TIFU by shaving off my beard
No, my beard didn't irritate my wife's vag and send her to the hospital.
No, it didn't get me fired.
No, it wasn't set ON fire.
I just look 12 now. I miss my beard.
Firefly_07: I just busted up laughing in jury duty. No worries, it will grow back and I bet you'll never do t... | 8 | 218.375 | |
1417589018 | 1417623107 | t3_2o4smp | t5_2to41 | 19 | SilentStupidity: TIFU by telling my friend's girlfriend he's moving out
Do I get bonus points if this happened an hour ago?
After a long day at work, I decided to call friend A to see if he wanted to hangout. Usual routine consists of video games, Netflix, and copious amounts of THC. Shortly after my arrival, I called... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1417617018 | 1417654593 | t3_2o5mfu | t5_2to41 | 9 | Idiotic_Person: TIFU by helping an alcoholic friend
i'm on my iPhone instead of my PC so i do apoligize for grammar and spelling errors
Today, i went to college. I am a 16 year old british bloke living in a care home. I woke up today somewhat early after being late almost all of the days I've been in college (its my f... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1417622428 | 1417624929 | t3_2o5vc1 | t5_2to41 | 8 | reignofvalkyrie: TIFU by telling my 3 year old what alcohal is
Ah, winter. The season for wool flannels, dudes growing out their beards, and of course, hot drinks. After a long day (or perhaps before or during ;-) ) I enjoy a nice hot beverage with a shot of my favorite whiskey. I almost always make a tasty, non-alcoh... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1417622886 | 1417651199 | t3_2o5w62 | t5_2to41 | 14 | ebrall: TIFU by making a homeless man disappear
Like most of these, this didn't actually begin today, but I think of it as ongoing.
There's an intersection that I pass every day on my drive home from work, and for the past two years or so, there is a homeless veteran (according to his hat and sign) who panhandles ther... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1417623243 | 1417658050 | t3_2o5wvo | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU By looking at /r/PicsOfDeadKids subreddit
MrCurtain: This should definitely be banned. I haven't actually seen it, but from what you said I totally agree.
Hay__seed: After seeing what I saw I just don't feel like living. Now don't take that wrong. I'll get over it. But just the thumbnails were enough t... | 5 | 3 | |
1417623124 | 1417657678 | t3_2o5wn1 | t5_2to41 | 101 | [deleted]: TIFU by finding a dildo at hospital. NSFW (i think)
Gather round kiddies it's story time.
so i (26m) was just up at the hospital waiting for my doctor to come outside and get me (i have anxiety problems so she comes and picks me up from outside so i dont have to stay in the waiting room)
i see this merry f... | 3 | 33.666667 | |
1417615687 | 1417637120 | t3_2o5kfm | t5_2to41 | 18 | sameryfire3: TIFU by breaking the cookie jar
Introduction; I was 5 when this happened, and my brother was 7.
So, let me give you a background of my brother. He's an absolute genius when it comes to getting other people to do the work for him. Anyways, I was sitting upstairs watching television and my boy spongebob was... | 3 | 6 | |
1417625287 | 1417625810 | t3_2o60pp | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by wrecking my bicycle
First post after being a lurker for some time - While the fuckup is not from today, it is still quite recent.
So, I was riding my 30 year old road bike home from my girlfriend's place and was casually guiding it to the top of a somewhat steep, hillside road. Because of this I star... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1417626774 | 1417630858 | t3_2o63hv | t5_2to41 | 13 | screamerinboots: TIFU by screaming at the delivery man
Alright, let me start off by saying I'm on my phone. I'm from the south. This is my first post. This happened fifteen mins ago.
So, I'm waiting on this expensive package from amazon. I just assumed the big delivery carrier(not sure if i can use the name) would br... | 8 | 1.625 | |
1417627180 | 1417641936 | t3_2o64ba | t5_2to41 | 11 | irithis: TIFU by asking the customer where he's from
Years back I worked as a teller at Bank of America. It was a small branch in a small town where everyone kind of knew everybody. We would make small chat with regulars; all in all just a good vibe.
So one day a customer walks in and I greeted her at my window. Since... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1417627332 | 1417655163 | t3_2o64l0 | t5_2to41 | 89 | TheUrinator1: tifu by having my gf fake arrested... but she was smoking weed in the car and got actual arrested.
sweatybronson: Every girl's dream is to be fake-arrested right before her proposal.
Stupid idea is stupid. You should reconsider everything about your view of the universe and the way the world works.
E... | 20 | 4.45 | |
1417628344 | 1417633867 | t3_2o66jv | t5_2to41 | 49 | krav3e: TIFU by not wearing underwear. [NSFW]
Today was a regular Wednesday morning like every other except for the fact that I could not find any underwear this morning when getting ready to come to school. (Btw it feels great not having underwear on)
My fuck up happens when I decide to use the restroom after taking ... | 4 | 12.25 | |
1417591555 | 1417638470 | t3_2o4vrr | t5_2to41 | 13 | nzratajkowski: TIFU by leaving my stuff in my sister's bag.
My mother is a bit paranoid and insists that I escort my sister to the airport everytime she needs to fly out (we always take cabs because we live away from home and I don't own a car), despite her being in college already.
I decide to take the opportunity to... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1417620426 | 1417671403 | t3_2o5rpg | t5_2to41 | 11 | fungaltea: TIFU by not getting to da choppa!
I work night shift in an in-bound call center, it's usually pretty quiet so I just play music via Pandora.
During a lull in the music I receive a call, and forgetting my music is still playing a take it and start reading the greeting, when all of a sudden a sound grab of Ar... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1417629636 | 1417717601 | t3_2o696d | t5_2to41 | 346 | MadGo: TIFU by asking my boss for a quickie
This happened about two hours ago.
On my way from home to work (in my car-pool), I try and read my work emails that might have come-in from other geographic locations during my sleep time. I came up with an issue that I needed to discuss with my boss.
So I started writing ... | 6 | 57.666667 | |
1417632096 | 1417652880 | t3_2o6e5j | t5_2to41 | 2 | Obese_won_Kenobi: TIFU by buying a computer case with a top fan.
Typing this from my phone. I bought an HAF912 case with holes drilled on the top for a fan, though this problem was not specific to the HAF912.
Things have been storming pretty hard over here in California, especially last night. I thought nothing would ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1417632288 | 1417656751 | t3_2o6ehx | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by putting oil in a crazy hot cast iron skillet
Long story short, don't let your cast iron skillet heat up super hot and then put some oil in it. It'll catch on fire and burn your microwave while your little sister cries and the dog barks at the fire alarm. To put this out, panic and smother it with a t... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1417633090 | 1417642108 | t3_2o6g47 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Logic_85: TIFU by giving someone a knife
I was walking with a friend/roommate in the parking lot of our apartment complex. We heard someone yelling for help, and went to investigate. He was belted in to the back seat of his friends car.
The seatbelt had locked up so tight he couldn't get out, and his friends had left... | 3 | 1 | |
1417632710 | 1417706895 | t3_2o6fcb | t5_2to41 | 1,315 | RednecknBama: TIFU by accidentally giving my nephew a dip.
Happened this morning.
My nephew and I jumped in my Chevy to had to this country store I get my dip tobacco. I walk up to the counter and get a roll of Copenhagen wintergreen long cut.
Now my nephew who stays with me is 9 cause his momma is having problems w... | 11 | 119.545455 | |
1417634313 | 1417644752 | t3_2o6im5 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidently being both racist and Mysogonistic.
This happened a few hours ago.
I work for a beer distributor, and twice a year chain stores have resets. Where everything is pulled out of the cooler, rearranged, and put back in. There's a beer named Deschutes Black Butte Porter. We tend to call it Bla... | 9 | 1.222222 | |
1417628155 | 1417634905 | t3_2o666q | t5_2to41 | 8 | crimsonchin45: TIFU by planning ahead
Well its about that time in college where all papers and tests are happening within the next week. Being a good student and all i decided to get my history papers (like 10 of them, woe is me) out of the way so that i could spend the whole weekend on my 10 page human behavior paper... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1417634629 | 1417635072 | t3_2o6ja7 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidently calling my great-aunt fat, not once but twice.
My Great Aunt decided to come down and visit us for Thanksgiving from across the country for the first time in ten years. When she arrived at our home, she hugged everyone including me and then told me, "wow, you've gotten big since the last t... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1417634560 | 1417888340 | t3_2o6j41 | t5_2to41 | 135 | [deleted]: TIFU by calling the FBI and getting "arrested"
So this happened five years ago while I was in eighth grade.
Background: My family growing up was in no means rich, so as a result, I was not one of those lucky kids that got to have a cell phone. My basketball team was on our way to a game a few towns over, an... | 6 | 22.5 | |
1417634933 | 1417636743 | t3_2o6jyc | t5_2to41 | 11 | Picturesonback: TIFU by letting my friend strap me to a stretcher
I was at work (custodial), and in our office we have an emergency stretcher. I've never been injured enough to really need to be on one, so I got it, stuck it on the ground, and had my co-worker strap me in. I sat there for about 5 minutes, just thinking... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1417635625 | 1417664591 | t3_2o6lek | t5_2to41 | 30 | Startaknew: TIFU by accidentally adding cat food to my macaroni and cheese.
Yep, basically the title says all. This literally just happened ten minutes ago and I've only thrown up twice.
I just moved across the country with my three cats and am still living out of boxes. Went to make macaroni and cheese for lunch an... | 3 | 10 | |
1417635880 | 1417636249 | t3_2o6lz0 | t5_2to41 | 41 | somedude456: TIFU by using a childish insult at the wrong time
I have 4 managers. They all share a big officer with 2 other departments. There can be as many as like 9 managers in the office at one time. Me, I'm very sarcastic. I have a manager who is equally sarcastic, and happens to be my age, and attractive. I ... | 3 | 13.666667 | |
1417636282 | 1417637935 | t3_2o6msw | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by initiating a kiss with a girl I just met
This literally happened about last night.
So I was with my friends, just walking and I saw a cute girl passing by. I thought to myself I should go up and approach her, and so I did, thought I didn't rush it at first. I waited for a bit, then I ran up to her, ... | 3 | 1 | |
1417636656 | 1417645617 | t3_2o6nki | t5_2to41 | 12 | anxiousPaladin: TIFU by accidentally flashing the post-woman
About a year ago, during some sort of bank holiday that involved myself being at home on a weekday, I flashed a post-woman.
Basically, during any sort of time that I'm not at college I sleep from about 3am till 1pm which is great unless you actually plan on ... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1417636346 | 1417651878 | t3_2o6mxm | t5_2to41 | 51 | SCRIZZLEnetwork: TIFU by not turning my daughter's bedroom light on before taking her out of her crib in the middle of the night... and then something else.
It was 11:30 PM and I woke up to the sound of my 15 month old daughter crying.
When I got to her room, rather than turning her bedroom light on, I used the hallw... | 4 | 12.75 | |
1417638057 | 1417724321 | t3_2o6qg9 | t5_2to41 | 625 | 12_3_2014: TIFU by blasting porn throughout my parents' house during a dinner party..
Like many of us, I was home for this holiday season. The night after Thanksgiving my parents hosted a dinner party for their friends (about 25-30 people or so).
A few minutes before the guests arrived my mom asked me to play some hol... | 8 | 78.125 | |
1417638294 | 1417662067 | t3_2o6qxu | t5_2to41 | 43 | Mentalstreak: TIFU by showing my whole family my search history
I say search history.. I mean what I have searched on my screen at that moment. I should say I'm subscribed to NoFap, because I realise I have a problem. Though for the past couple weeks I've not been on there.
Today, my family decides to get a takeout. T... | 5 | 8.6 | |
1417638776 | 1417641076 | t3_2o6ryx | t5_2to41 | -1 | RA2lover: TIFU by reporting an online game cheater
*^(note i'm trying to avoid mentioning the game or other personal info as per reddit's rules.)*
While watching some game matches played by a friend, he mentioned his rank bracket was full of auto-playing accounts.
I've decided to investigate it by manually looking th... | 3 | -0.333333 | |
1417636474 | 1417641054 | t3_2o6n78 | t5_2to41 | 27 | tpainn34: TIFU by texting my boss a joke about anal during work.
This just happened less than 30 minutes ago, still waiting to be smite by the powers that be.
A little background; I work as IT support and a system administrator at a smallish public charter school (K-12). Today started off like any other day in the li... | 3 | 9 | |
1417639728 | 1417644971 | t3_2o6tvw | t5_2to41 | 20 | FenrisianFang84: TIFU By talking to a friend I haven't seen in ages about my relationship
Ok so first a little back story: I live in New Zealand and I moved about mid-2011 down to a much smaller town, just because it was cheaper to live there really. Me and this girl (I'll call her Jenna) hadn't been able to talk too m... | 3 | 6.666667 | |
1417640093 | 1417668622 | t3_2o6uno | t5_2to41 | 92 | coldandclueless: TIFU by drinking too much, hitting my head, and waking up knee deep in a swamp in freezing temperatures
this actually occurred 3 years ago tonight but thats how most of these post seem to go anyway. this is my first reddit and im on my phone so forgive typos and format and length
so my story starts as... | 4 | 23 | |
1417640246 | 1417641935 | t3_2o6uzj | t5_2to41 | 9 | A_Michigander: TIFU by pressing the alarm.
Less than an hour ago I picked a garage door opener and pressed it a million times in my cousins ear. 5 minutes later 3 cop cars show up outside the building and 4 police officers slowly approach. I was standing in the window watching them do this wondering what the hell was g... | 3 | 3 | |
1417641115 | 1417647082 | t3_2o6wvn | t5_2to41 | 12 | kylemac22: TIFU by following my morning Schedule
I'd just like to start this off by saying that like most people, I have a morning routine. And this morning it got me into a very awkward situation. I'm currently attending College and I live on a co-ed floor. The dorm that I live in is a very old house built sometime in... | 3 | 4 | |
1417641276 | 1417708678 | t3_2o6x8o | t5_2to41 | 77 | cloakingdevice: TIFU by giving my Fiancee a back massage (mild nsfw)
This is one of those ones that actually happened recently... last night in fact.
My Fiancee came home from work and her back was just a mess. Out of alignment, every muscle pulled taut even when she was relaxing, I'm sure you've had one of those your... | 4 | 19.25 | |
1417640746 | 1420095441 | t3_2o6w32 | t5_2to41 | 8,540 | kag0: TIFU by requesting $23625 worth of drug money over Google Wallet
So sometimes when I show friends or people how you can request money over Google Wallet, I'll send a request for a few thousand bucks to close friends with a note saying something like "for my ransom" or "need crack". They know whats up, they read i... | 12 | 711.666667 | |
1417644158 | 1417646581 | t3_2o72zz | t5_2to41 | 5 | rufireproof: TIFU by browsing Reddit/r/all at work.
I (used to) work IT support. In our office it was generally accepted that if you didn't have tickets, etc, a little facebook, etc was OK, as long as it didn't get out of hand. I was browsing reddit. I right clicked and opened the wrong link in a new tab. This hap... | 3 | 1.666667 |
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