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1417644652 | 1417646859 | t3_2o73xm | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by being 20 minutes early for work.
I work on the exterior of peoples houses so I go to alot of different job sites all the time. Was being independently contracted to go to a hard to find one and I agreed to meet the guy at a certain time outside a restaurant to follow him.
I forgot my phone at home.... | 3 | 2 | |
1417634344 | 1417722010 | t3_2o6ios | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my class to sit "doggy style" when I meant "cross legged"
This was supposed to be an instructional fitness warm up for chair yoga...however I had no chairs available to me and so I had to improvise. Unfortunatley my brain failed me and told the class to sit on the ground "doggy style"...cruel... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1417646300 | 1417648245 | t3_2o7778 | t5_2to41 | 10 | thekarmapoliceman96: TIFU by seeing my neighbors at work
So this was actually last week back on Black Friday.
I work at my local Target and it was predictably busy on the busiest shopping day of the year. I work the sales floor and most of my 8-hour work day was spent rushing around helping impatient customers and re... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1417647155 | 1417648030 | t3_2o78ti | t5_2to41 | 16 | vman88: TIFU by saying the Jews were the enemy of WW2
So this happened almost 10 years ago when I was 14. The scissors story reminded me of it. I still cringe when I think about it.
So it was during class and my teacher asks the class who the enemy's of WW2 were. Me being a smartass put up my hand and said "The Jews"... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1417646323 | 1417647806 | t3_2o778w | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to keep my balance
Okay so this just happened. For starters, let me just say that I don't have a "taste" in music. I just listen to whatever is catchy. Anyways, with that being said, I was at the bus stop this afternoon, patiently waiting in the cold with headphones in. While waiting, I get a ... | 3 | 6 | |
1417647421 | 1417648103 | t3_2o79bp | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU By trying to watch a video of facebook...
So first I'm gunna give a little vack story.
My grandad bought me my laptop one year ago, for 500 quid, for college work It came with windows 8, for those of you unfamiliiar with windows 8, its shite. Just shite. Since then, its crashed or frozen or blackscreene... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1417650778 | 1417781121 | t3_2o7fml | t5_2to41 | 39 | forwhombagels: TIFU by taking Molly as a sleep aid
This happened last night.
My girlfriend always goes to sleep before I do. I usually stroll into bed maybe three hours after she is asleep.
So yesterday I had way too much caffeine to fall asleep so I decided to take three of my gf's melatonin caps. Well I'm unbekno... | 6 | 6.5 | |
1417650294 | 1417656818 | t3_2o7epv | t5_2to41 | 63 | s7eyedkiller: TIFU by letting one lose in the "quiet zone" of the library.
Reddit, this happened literally 5 minutes ago.
Rewind 3 hours. Exams are on, and I was hungry. There was no time for a proper meal so I just got a burrito. I hogged it in 2 mins and hurried to the library to get some more studying done.
And ... | 4 | 15.75 | |
1417649624 | 1417651522 | t3_2o7dir | t5_2to41 | 5 | JakeNCakes: TIFU by spilling an entire 32oz Dr. Pepper all over a car saleswoman's desk.
So I deliver sandwiches for this company. I had received a pretty big delivery for this car dealership. See I was on a roll, getting 3-5 dollar tips left and right, so I was acting a bit cocky, not really paying attention to what I... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1417647652 | 1418035359 | t3_2o79sg | t5_2to41 | 44 | accidentally_racistt: TIFU by trying to turn down rap cd's with humor
So this happened at PAX PRIME three months ago. There are a bunch of black dudes who hang around outside the convention center pushing their shitty cd's onto socially awkward nerds (they target the ones on their own) who hand over money easier than t... | 7 | 6.285714 | |
1417651344 | 1417704143 | t3_2o7gpv | t5_2to41 | 181 | 6spoopy4me: TIFU by not expecting a visit from Aunt Flo.
this is actually happening right now.
I am at work and discovered that I'm not pregnant (yay) but this discovery came a few days earlier than expected (boo) and I am not prepared.
thankfully, my mom lives nearby so I sent a desperate text requesting backup as... | 4 | 45.25 | |
1417652528 | 1417670174 | t3_2o7iwo | t5_2to41 | 4,792 | ilikedrivefast: TIFU By accidentally proposing to my girlfriend.
Genkaichan: I don't see it as a fuck up if you were gonna propose anyway and this way is probably more funny/cute than how you may have envisioned it. Either way, good luck to you both, you sound cute together. :)
ilikedrivefast: Wasn't planning on doing... | 11 | 435.636364 | |
1417647534 | 1417668977 | t3_2o79jb | t5_2to41 | 51 | [deleted]: TIFU by reading the "this village is hostile" script instead of the "this village is peaceful" script.
Happened a few years ago when I was in Army (AIT) training during training exercise. Yeah, it's long sorry.
The exercise lasted a few days and during that time we were confined to the little world our inst... | 3 | 17 | |
1417653211 | 1418164826 | t3_2o7k4n | t5_2to41 | 11 | eec003: TIFU by unblocking my ex on facebook and looking her up
No explanation needed....my thoughts were true, her and her guy friend are now dating.
Going to go get drunk now.
p.s. I'm glad I'm not with her anymore, i'm more upset her guy friend (nice guy) is dumb enough to fucking date her.
VaginalBurp: Yea we a... | 9 | 1.222222 | |
1417647323 | 1417715536 | t3_2o795c | t5_2to41 | 52 | tifuthrowaway830: TIFU by trying to motivate a depressed friend.
I have a friend who lately has been showing more and more signs of being upset about something. Those little subtle signs like "Yeah, maybe you'd all be better off if I just threw myself out of the window *laughs*", "I don't give a fuck if I die to be hon... | 3 | 17.333333 | |
1417654518 | 1417655434 | t3_2o7mtq | t5_2to41 | 6 | ohcrapifuckedup: TIFU by cleaning my pipe before work
So hi.
For the first time in a long time i decided to have a smoke of some green last night. No big problem. Had 2 bowls and chilled out. It was great.
I cleaned my pipe this morning while i was perfectly sober and put it away for next time. I then proceeded to ea... | 3 | 2 | |
1417654222 | 1418063399 | t3_2o7m6z | t5_2to41 | 26 | MasterSpade: TIFU by farting in the shower with my pregnant girlfriend.
This had actually happened last night.
We got in from the freezing cold that froze us to the bone and decided a hot shower was needed to warm up.
The shower was going great, as now we are nice and warm. While I'm the process of doing what most ... | 6 | 4.333333 | |
1417654804 | 1417746363 | t3_2o7nff | t5_2to41 | 16 | NightmareRhino: TIFU by accidentally headbutting a co-workers vagina
So this actually happened on Sunday.
A little context, so I used to work as a line cook at a pretty busy restaurant, squandering my computer systems degree. 2 years later I finally got a desk job and it is going well, but after 6 months I felt myself ... | 4 | 4 | |
1417654333 | 1417657399 | t3_2o7mgc | t5_2to41 | 6 | BOOBOOBADINGDING: TIFU By talking to my Asian Princess
First post ever so here we go. Sorry for the length.
This happened about a year ago but I am reminded of it everyday.
A little context. My freshman year I had a class with a girl of my yellow fever dreams, lets call her Asian Princess. I talked about this girl to... | 3 | 2 | |
1417655303 | 1417658998 | t3_2o7oi0 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Idungoofedguys: TIFU by diving head first into the nsfw subreddits without looking
Tonight, i got a bit bored and decided to bust out the laptop and being slightly horny went straight to nsfw. I spend about an hour browsing through various subreddits, even being a tad risky clicking randnswf for a while before i spot m... | 7 | 1 | |
1417655774 | 1417754238 | t3_2o7pgj | t5_2to41 | 487 | cantbeunseen123: TIFU by getting caught masturbating and scarring my dad for life
JarredSample: Did you at least finish?
cantbeunseen123: asking the right questions
JarredSample: Expecting the right answers.
cantbeunseen123: No, I didn't finish and won't masturbate for a long time.
JarredSample: This makes me sad. :(... | 22 | 22.136364 | |
1417656024 | 1417661929 | t3_2o7pwk | t5_2to41 | 11 | thankskimjongun: TIFU by doing an Australian accent
This happened today at work.
Quick backstory: I'm an American expat living overseas. As an expat, I've come to have a pretty neutral American accent, but being from the south I do use y'all and can definitely "talk southern." However, I tend to soak up accents in the... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1417657894 | 1417658102 | t3_2o7t59 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU: By buying a computer monitor on black Friday.
I had been looking for a new computer monitor because i was using this old 4:3 screen i've had for 4 or 5 years now and it was time to upgrade. So I found a good deal on a screen and went out Friday afternoon and pretty much if they had it I would get it b... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1417657574 | 1417661113 | t3_2o7sm1 | t5_2to41 | 8 | 71244: TIFU by stealing a story from reddit and telling it as my own, leading a friend to think I'm a racist pervert.
**TL;DR: I told a story I saw on reddit as my own. A guy i told it too also saw the comment on reddit. Guy then goes on reddit, finds the OP of the story, assumes it is me, and digs through his history ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1417659413 | 1417729075 | t3_2o7vyj | t5_2to41 | 100 | [deleted]: TIFU by doing LSD one too many times.
Backstory: People say it's non-toxic so I've been tripping every other week with friends since September because I have the supply. Well, it might be non-toxic but it's certainly not something to mess around with as often as I have been, because my personality has been ... | 9 | 11.111111 | |
1417659659 | 1417661949 | t3_2o7wft | t5_2to41 | 11 | Tyxcee: TIFU with my first real date at a dance
This didn't happen today, but last night at the formal organized by the student union at my university.
Now, as a bit of back story. I have never been in a successful serious relationship, have been led on and abused by girls though, and have very little experience dati... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1417661391 | 1417663190 | t3_2o7znc | t5_2to41 | 8 | hygoi45605: TIFU by flirting with a guy accidentally
Its' my first semester in College, and I'm in my world history class talking to my classmates. One of my classmates asked me which major I was going for, I responded saying, "Computer Science". He returns saying, "Me to, we'll probably have some classes together.". I... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1417661935 | 1417695901 | t3_2o80ml | t5_2to41 | 32 | TIFUsoThrowaway: TIFU by inadvertently giving a friend nude photos
Created a throwaway for this because I would really rather this did not get back to me but it was too embarrassing not to share with the world.
A friend of mine is staying in my guest room while he's in town. He left to run some errands, then catch up ... | 5 | 6.4 | |
1417663635 | 1417708626 | t3_2o83qj | t5_2to41 | 87 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling the girl of my dreams I was in love with her
So, TIFU by telling the girl of my dreams that I was in love with her.
It was a earlier this week at my university. My best friend was a lady (let's call her Elisabeth). It was after one of our classes we had together when we were walking out. I p... | 5 | 17.4 | |
1417662411 | 1417710776 | t3_2o81jz | t5_2to41 | 5 | Airade: TIFU by not looking at my coffee before drinking from it.
I picked up my cup o' Timmies earlier today, and there was a fly on the [sippy part of the cup](http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1311711/thumbs/o-TIM-HORTONS-CUP-facebook.jpg). I didn't notice it and I drank my coffe, along with the fly, and I felt something re... | 5 | 1 | |
1417663824 | 1417719663 | t3_2o842m | t5_2to41 | 87 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to be the "rock" for my girlfriend.
This happened on Friday of last week. I[26M] got a call at 6 am from my girlfriend[24f]. She calls crying stating she was in a car accident and was scared because she couldn't feel or move one of her leg's. She was scared she was going to be paralyzed. S... | 5 | 17.4 | |
1417664411 | 1417786465 | t3_2o8549 | t5_2to41 | 456 | iamjakepitts: TIFU by making three people angry about one pair of breasts.
I went to see Sturgill Simpson last night. Brought my dad along. The opening act was a girl who called herself Lucette. No last name. She was alright. Kind of a Zooey Deschanel thing going on. Awkward thing was that I kept making incidental eye ... | 6 | 76 | |
1417665011 | 1417669995 | t3_2o867x | t5_2to41 | 5 | _Decimation: TIFU by sending a text
Note - This was when I was in fifth grade. On mobile so excuse formatting.
During fifth grade, I was one of the popular kids. I had my squad with ~3 girls and 4 boys, including me.
One of the girls I had a crush for. I don't know how long I was crushing on her, but one night I wa... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1417665793 | 1417683238 | t3_2o87ko | t5_2to41 | 18 | bigredeyes: TIFU twice by going to a party
Worst weekend of my life.
So we were on our way out to a much anticipated party, it was approximately an hours drive West to this address. About 30 minutes into the drive we begin weaving in and out of mountains, the scenery was breathtaking, in celebration of this beautiful ... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1417667090 | 1417746068 | t3_2o89qd | t5_2to41 | 7 | LupusLycas: TIFU by kicking my cat.
My fiancee and I got a cat a couple months ago. This cat was very skittish and jumpy when we first got her, and she always hid in various places to get away from us. She was particularly scared when we stood and walked by her, as if we were going to kick her. We tried hard to bond wi... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1417667366 | 1417677937 | t3_2o8a6x | t5_2to41 | 117 | B0sm3r: TIFU by sucking on a pen.
So, basically I always buy myself a set of colorful pens at the beginning of a new semester so I have plenty of writing tools. When they're running out of ink, it's harder to get the ink to flow just by writing so I've developed a habit of sucking on the pen to get the ink to flow bett... | 6 | 19.5 | |
1417666186 | 1417669350 | t3_2o8875 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Imthenreguyhere007: TIFU by making my best friend think that I'm a socialpath
Yesterday there was a suicide at my college and it has been the main topic ever since. A few hours ago I was talking to my friend about the event but I showed no emotion whatsoever like I didn't care that a boy just killed himself from the st... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1417665438 | 1417669496 | t3_2o86ws | t5_2to41 | 7 | PAdogooder: TIFU by mailing some forms.
My job involves kids. Kids need waivers.
This is important because I have been getting my kids to sign those waivers before an important deadline- postmarked today.
Yesterday, I learned that the form I had been using is incorrect, and I needed to get all my kids parents to si... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1417667970 | 1417671313 | t3_2o8b7b | t5_2to41 | 19 | squidgy617: TIFU by ordering online
This isn't particularly funny, my life just sucks I guess.
K, so as most of you likely know, the new Smash Bros. recently came out. In excitement, I set out to buy the special boxed edition that comes with a controller and an adapter.
Now, I'm currently going to college in a tiny l... | 7 | 2.714286 | |
1417669608 | 1417726027 | t3_2o8dvd | t5_2to41 | 141 | ARCblooperreddit: TIFU by not posting a joke to Reddit first
So earlier today, I made a clever joke on Facebook. I was pretty proud of it, then a few hours later, I saw my joke at the top of the frontpage. I was pissed because now everyone would accuse me of stealing the joke from Reddit. Later tonight, I got a message... | 6 | 23.5 | |
1417670771 | 1423600785 | t3_2o8fou | t5_2to41 | 6 | Baby_Fark: TIFU by getting dumped while on LSD.
Another thread prompted me to tell this story, but I think it belongs here.
Alright this happened about a year ago. Backstory: My girlfriend at the time was on of the most amazing people I've ever met in my life, and I truly loved her. However, in retrospect, she wasn't... | 3 | 2 | |
1417670348 | 1417717870 | t3_2o8f11 | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a Harlem Shake at my High School.
So we all remember the Harlem Shake. Basically everyone and their mothers made a Harlem shake video, and my friends were no exception.
Little bit of background story: My friends and I made YouTube videos for a while. We liked doing things over the top and b... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1417671743 | 1417674935 | t3_2o8h4u | t5_2to41 | 4 | ItsThatSimpleBro: TIFU By not backing up my computer
So today I was going to finish up my paper for business class but when I turn on my laptop it starts to make some clicking sound and never gets past the startup screen. So I take my laptop to my tech savvy cousin who opens it up and takes out the hard drive who then ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1417672305 | 1417672633 | t3_2o8hzn | t5_2to41 | 25 | professororange: TIFU by swearing at my students
I work at an after school program at an elementary school, and we do homework help, curriculum, give snacks, etc. One of my third grade students is trying to catch pretzels in his mouth, but he's missing the bulk of them, so they're all over the floor in the lunchroom. T... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1417672440 | 1417754181 | t3_2o8i7c | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to buy drugs
So it all happened this past Friday and like any other 21 year old I want to go out, get drunk, talk to girls, and hang out with the "homies". The night seem promising with a lot of shows and parties to hit. I round up my crowd and head to a show somewhere in South L.A. We arrive ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1417673369 | 1417673934 | t3_2o8jj6 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by laughing at a Jewish man for carrying pennies around
First off, I live in Canada where we've stopped using the penny. It's been a while now and most people have gotten used to rounding off their prices. I can tell because I work in the gift shop of a hospital as a cashier so all day long I deal with ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1417673851 | 1417678946 | t3_2o8k5j | t5_2to41 | 15 | riceypinoy: TIFU by riding my bike to school today
Ok so my university charges around $120ish for a 1-semester parking pass. Being the broke student that I am, I decide to save on money by parking in the nearby neighborhoods outside of campus and just either walk or bike to campus. The neighborhood is about 15min away ... | 5 | 3 | |
1417675543 | 1417845487 | t3_2o8mao | t5_2to41 | 12 | No1knowsmyname: TIFU by telling my SO not to drink and drive.
krykel2: I don't want to be the bearer of bad news, but refusing a breathalyzer could have been the worst possible thing for him to do. Keep in mind, I am no lawyer and every state is different. I know some states will force a blood draw and others will c... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1417677687 | 1417682396 | t3_2o8oua | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally showing my dad a big 'gun'
NikonNevzorov: Wait, did you just make a skyrim reference whilst talking about large cum-drenched dicks? I commend you.
gonzofly4: Hail, son of skyrim. Let the light of Talos guide us to victory!
NikonNevzorov: "let me guess... Someone stole your... cum-drench... | 5 | 1 | |
1417677955 | 1417695488 | t3_2o8p69 | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting a taxi.
Forgive me for formatting, I'm on a phone.
Today, was not a good day.
After being on a plane for 21 hours and eating nothing but terrible food, just being around me you could tell I was in a shitty mood. Whilst being on the plane for so long you would I would have had a chance to sl... | 6 | 2.5 | |
1417672548 | 1417692910 | t3_2o8ics | t5_2to41 | 15 | bonerwhilebridging: TIFU while trying to pass time watching TV.
Went to gym. Did cardio, time for some stretches and normal exercise. Time to do pelvic bridge (exercise wherein you lie down on your back and thrust the pelvic upwards for a minute or so). As luck would have it, the trainer assisting me was a female. Need... | 3 | 5 | |
1417682335 | 1417692579 | t3_2o8tkf | t5_2to41 | 2 | KeepJoePantsOn: TIFU by killing Selena Gomez...
[deleted]: you did mankind a favor, even if it was just a dream.
Pick234: What does mick foley got to do with Selena Gomez?
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1417684012 | 1417750799 | t3_2o8v4w | t5_2to41 | 126 | ameeyyo: TIFU by explaining what period is to my 10 year old sister.
(I apologize in advance for spelling and grammar mistakes. This is my first submission so ty:)
So by the title you would think *Oh how did you fucked this up? Did you make up some weird shit like; periods only occur when a full moon hits and you will ... | 4 | 31.5 | |
1417685342 | 1417712301 | t3_2o8wc2 | t5_2to41 | 30 | iceyj21: Tifu by giving myself food poisoning for a month straight
So this is my first post so bear with me.
Here's how I fucked up..
A little hindsight: I'm currently a freshman in college staying in the dorms. Coming into college I wanted to bulk up and give myself a new muscular look. With this in mind I bought al... | 8 | 3.75 | |
1417682987 | 1418333132 | t3_2o8u68 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by accepting a job offer without knowing conditions!
Today I went on an interview for a new job. I had an offer for a better salary and that made me so happy that I forgot to ask about other conditions like insurance, working hours and other stuff :(
mrz4p: Im afraid it would be unprofessional to ask no... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1417689316 | 1417704102 | t3_2o8zy6 | t5_2to41 | 7 | tontospeak: TIFU by blaring music at 0400
this was actually today. just a bit ago. I was jammin out on my 'headphones' while playing games. a little before that I was messing with a new jawbone I just bought outside trying to get it to work (this is 4am ....I'm a night shifter.) it won't play so I just leave and go in... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1417689863 | 1417733914 | t3_2o90ge | t5_2to41 | 29 | throwaway_hemand: TIFU my article submission to a journal by plagiarizing the related-work section from another article, even though the actual work is original/novel
Well, to be fair, I fucked up long back, but got wind of my fuck up only today, with the arrival of the rejection letter citing plagiarization as the rea... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1417693763 | 1417740806 | t3_2o93zv | t5_2to41 | 210 | spaniel_rage: TIFU by eloping with a girl I'd met 2 months previously
Today I got a letter from my wife's lawyer. We've been separated for 4 months now, and things seemed to have settled into an amicable agreement to go our separate ways and get a clean divorce, or so I thought. She now wants every dollar she can screw... | 8 | 26.25 | |
1417693638 | 1417699127 | t3_2o93vt | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by being myself
TheSuicideMachines: One only has to take a look at your recent posts to see that you are making no attempt to stop. Nazi punks fuck off
[deleted]: I am trying but it is hard... It took courage for me to make this post and realise my actions.
TheSuicideMachines: Lying and pretending to h... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1417691378 | 1417750699 | t3_2o91ro | t5_2to41 | 206 | [deleted]: TIFU by watching porn at my roommates parents house
Backstory obviously. By the way, happened yesterday.
I lived with my friend (and another guy) for about a year. We recently decided to move out of the place, needed to find a place, and one of my roommates had a spare bedroom at his parents house. So I dec... | 7 | 29.428571 | |
1417697110 | 1417700198 | t3_2o97ip | t5_2to41 | 17 | Asotil: TIFU by playing Smash Bros in front of a man and his girlfriend during an emotional situation
OK, so there's this joint that barely anyone goes to when it's not a Friday or a Saturday night that I frequent. I'm around enough for the manager and staff to know me, and they let me play with my 3DS on as long as th... | 7 | 2.428571 | |
1417697771 | 1417704691 | t3_2o989f | t5_2to41 | 98 | lifesucks1234: TIFU by trying to surprise my fiancée with a house
About two years ago my father-in-law offered to sell me a plot of land for a very, very reasonable price with the only condition that the house to be built on it would be in his daughter's as well as my name
I work as a process engineer for a paper comp... | 7 | 14 | |
1417698313 | 1417705050 | t3_2o98vn | t5_2to41 | 4 | C0LDYYY: TIFU by not changing password.
uber_pleb: There are, like, 500 of these posts in /r/TIFU. If you're gonna post something, at least make it original.
georgekart: Next time I use my friend's account I will
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1417702333 | 1417803103 | t3_2o9dtc | t5_2to41 | 6,166 | [deleted]: TIFU and fed my wife meat.. she cried
during the week of thanksgiving; my sister had shot and killed her first buck; and while she was quite proud of her kill, she posted a picture of the deer hanging in the yard with a big grin on her face. Now; i grew up in michigan, where deer hunting is pretty normal, an... | 20 | 308.3 | |
1417703026 | 1417703539 | t3_2o9etk | t5_2to41 | 9 | SeymourKuntzOBGYN: Tifu by seeing Guardians of the Galaxy (spoilers)
The discount movie theater started playing gotg so I decided to take my friend along to see it with me. Neither he or I really knew to much about it. His mom passed away from a very long and brutal fight with cancer not even two months ago, and in the... | 3 | 3 | |
1417703194 | 1417709252 | t3_2o9f2k | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU: My girlfriend left me...
FatApe_: If she left you because of that I doubt she even liked you.
MuddaAssHo: She loved me dearly.
InterestingDrummer: How old are you? Because one day you'll have a girlfriend with whom you would be able to laugh about this kind of stuff a few months later.
MuddaAssHo: 23
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1417702027 | 1417719957 | t3_2o9de2 | t5_2to41 | 11 | I_done_did_fucked_up: TIFU and showed my whole family...
tiredofbeingill: Noooo i was too late! I demand the link
I_done_did_fucked_up: Post got deleted because is not the weekend. Will post again
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1417702261 | 1417802360 | t3_2o9dph | t5_2to41 | 9 | sr1987: TIFU by shutting up.
There's this guy that I had a small crush on. The problem with me is I'm one of those people who simply get tongue tied in front of attractive people. I never actually made it clear that it was just a tiny insignificant crush. Unfortunately he thought I was majorly into him and felt guilty ... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1417705791 | 1417772666 | t3_2o9j88 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a painful, sweat-filled butt
So, I'm a guy who has a fair amount of body hair. It's not excessive but it needs maintaining. I usually clipper it down every few months - mainly because I run a lot and when it's too thick, it's uncomfortable. Today, however, I had a *great* idea to rid all the h... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1417706473 | 1417767287 | t3_2o9kca | t5_2to41 | 154 | timetonotlurk: TIFU: By recognizing a girl i went to HS with on Reddit and telling her.
throwaway for obvious reasons. THIS HAPPENED TODAY.
She posted a pic of herself celebrating something and decided to share on the website, and got alot of points for it. Thus, being seen by alot of people. I.E ME. My first reaction... | 7 | 22 | |
1417708358 | 1417732180 | t3_2o9njk | t5_2to41 | 47 | simondmeredith: TIFU By playing Skyrim
So I was playing Skyrim and have been for months and suddenly I hear a gargantuan bang. My PSU in my computer blew up on me and left me stranded without a computer.
The worst part is, I work from home as a designer and have no computer to do my current work on. I also have no mon... | 6 | 7.833333 | |
1417708780 | 1417714869 | t3_2o9o8r | t5_2to41 | 64 | [deleted]: TIFU By quoting star wars to a date.
So I talking with this girl, and she started talking about sex. She said something about not liking facials. My response was "Would you prefer another target, a pregnancy target? Then name the system." She had know clue who Moff Tarkin was and proceeded to end such conver... | 5 | 12.8 | |
1417709627 | 1417746360 | t3_2o9ptb | t5_2to41 | 701 | EddieSweater: TIFU by letting my doctor inside of me and embarrassing him for it
Throwaway for obvious reasons.
So this happened yesterday afternoon...
I'm a 25 year old straight male who recently switched primary doctors after moving to a new city. I wouldn't consider myself "unhealthy" but I certainty don't mow m... | 6 | 116.833333 | |
1417709917 | 1417710437 | t3_2o9qcv | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by not checking for toilet paper.
marsholemue: Damn, that's a shitty situation.
LikemyChickenCurry: A very shitty situation indeed
| 3 | 4 | |
1417709879 | 1417780104 | t3_2o9qaa | t5_2to41 | 42 | galaxyhhiker42: TIFU by ruining my best friend's life
Throwaway account just because.
Background (skip 2 paragraphs for Fuck Up):
Me and my best friend (we'll call him K, for no real reason) have known each other since the day he was born (I was born a few weeks before him). Technically we knew each other before we we... | 6 | 7 | |
1417709233 | 1417729561 | t3_2o9p2p | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by smoking in the bathroom.
I am a smoker (don't do it kids). And I was trying to hide it from my parents.
So what I usually do when i want to smoke in the house is to, of course, do it in the bathroom.
I proceeded as usual, went to the small toilet that nobody goes to, closed the toilet seat (even t... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1417708843 | 1417747951 | t3_2o9od8 | t5_2to41 | 1 | Laughing_Matter: TIFU basic showering procedures
I poured shampoo onto my loofa. This happened today but happens probably once a week. On the plus side my body hair is probably soft and smelling nice.
Nighthawk321: I feel like you posted this just so you could post on TIFO.
Laughing_Matter: Maybe I hoped my fu would ma... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1417714187 | 1417726979 | t3_2o9yja | t5_2to41 | 5 | majorfu: TIFU by giving my gf baconshrimps
My gf, R, and I have been dating for 10 weeks. She is a cute redhead and like me, a total starcraft geek! Things have become more serious the last couple of weeks and we were even planning a vacation together in Europe next summer. Italy or maybe Greece.
R is a vegetarian sin... | 5 | 1 | |
1417714013 | 1418085001 | t3_2o9y73 | t5_2to41 | 147 | mutual_slump: TIFU by refusing to give a "teen" a cigarette
I was smoking a cigarette in front of my office with a coworker/buddy of mine, yesterday evening, when a little guy who seemed to be around 14 or 15 years old came and asked "yo, big guy, you got a cigarette to spare?". Slightly offended (I'm a bit overweight)... | 11 | 13.363636 | |
1417677182 | 1417786848 | t3_2o8o98 | t5_2to41 | 4 | _iserrano: TIFU by not reading throughly at a job description. (2 months unemployed)
Like the title indicates, I've been unemployed for 2 months and I am desperately looking for a job.
I saw a job opening at a university that was something that I wanted to do in life and had experience doing it. I read the description... | 4 | 1 | |
1417715650 | 1417816772 | t3_2oa1d5 | t5_2to41 | 56 | [deleted]: TIFU by wearing a tampon for the first time.
So, like most TIFU's mine happened a while ago - seven years ago to be exact.
To tell this story I need a little background first.
Well, unlike a lot of girls my age, I hit puberty very very early. When I was 11 to be exact. I was in the fifth grade and I woke... | 6 | 9.333333 | |
1417714951 | 1417716459 | t3_2oa004 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Music_Junkie7: TIFU by playing Plague Inc. in class
So just to clarify, I AM NOT RACIST. This situation is the result of doing something stupid and ridiculous just because it sounded funny at the time. Again, I am not racist or prejudice to anyone.
So I'm in Psychology class playing plague inc on my phone, trying out... | 3 | 2 | |
1417716756 | 1417717691 | t3_2oa3kw | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by nearly getting my girlfriend disowned.
I always feared the day I'd have a TIFU of my own.
I'm seventeen, and three months ago I got my first girlfriend. That's cool, young love and if nothing comes out of it at least it's a learning experience. I'm extremely cautious and took things as slowly as I c... | 3 | 1 | |
1417716084 | 1417719601 | t3_2oa29n | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU at the gym.
Hi. reddit i am a 17 year old dude I'm straight (not to be later confused) who had one of the most embarassing things happen today at the GYM. So im just done doing some lat rows walking through the gym to the cable machine to do some cable rows. As im walking i stop for a second having a pu... | 3 | 1 | |
1417716948 | 1417773308 | t3_2oa3zd | t5_2to41 | 280 | daroo10: TIFU by almost killing my neighbor
My downstairs neighbor recently moved in and she seems pretty cool, but I haven't had much interaction with her. We seem to both be pretty late-night owls and last night/early this morning I could smell her cooking something good. I got hungry and decided to make myself a sna... | 8 | 35 | |
1417717265 | 1418155347 | t3_2oa4li | t5_2to41 | 10 | Reallythishappened: TIFU by letting my niece use my phone
Let this be a warning to all android users. If you have a lock on your phone you have only ten tries before the phone restores to factory defaults.
I just recently got the LG G3 phone and I am loving it. I love that it has a guest mode so that my kids can't see... | 5 | 2 | |
1417717434 | 1417717649 | t3_2oa4wr | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by almost killing my friend
This happened 5 months ago but still posting it here
We were sat eating lunch and I thought it would be funny to Haduken my lunch box so It was in the air then I got it forward as fast as I could it hit him and he had to go to hospital 1 hour later
But he's alive
ErionDel... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1417716256 | 1417719429 | t3_2oa2ks | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by using anti-bacterial wipes instead of toilet paper
So all I could think about today as I drove home from work, was that I really needed to go for a shit. And I mean really bad. The kind you're sort of looking forward to, but also approaching with a hint of trepidation
So I pulled in, flew inside wi... | 3 | 3 | |
1417718024 | 1417751971 | t3_2oa65z | t5_2to41 | 19 | tifuthrowaway12353: TIFU by nearly getting my girlfriend disowned.
I always feared the day I'd have a TIFU of my own.
I'm seventeen, and three months ago I got my first girlfriend. That's cool, young love and if nothing comes out of it at least it's a learning experience. I'm extremely cautious and took things as slow... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1417643902 | 1417724420 | t3_2o72i1 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Jonny8888: TIFU by accidentally exposing myself to a random woman walking her dog. NSFW?
This happened today .
I'm a dog walker, I walk my dogs round a wooded area for an hour at a time, often accompanied by a friend. Unfortunately I have a terrible bladder and about half way round I need to piss. Usually after we fi... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1417715979 | 1419358851 | t3_2oa219 | t5_2to41 | 10 | rebels_unite: TIFU: by interviewing with a coworker that I know and learned the hard way that corporate companies REALLY don't care about you...
So here is a backstory for you Reddit...I will keep it as short as possible.
I am a contractor for a Fortune 500 medical device company. I just graduated college in May and s... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1417719086 | 1417756497 | t3_2oa87d | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by saying the N-Word directly at a very nice black man.
Just happened! I was playing a game with two guys today (One is black and one is white) The game is pretty simple- one of us says "go" and we say the first word that comes to our mind. I was the first one to say "go" to the other two guys and their... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1417718539 | 1417735813 | t3_2oa75h | t5_2to41 | 164 | StaffandHalf: TIFU by getting into an ass-off with my cat.
Before we begin, it should be stated that my cat is a relentless douche-nozzle. People say I am crazy for believing this cat goes out of his way just to fuck with me, but this furry bastard has some kind of kitty vendetta going on.
So it was a brisk Midweste... | 4 | 41 | |
1417721219 | 1417772294 | t3_2oaciv | t5_2to41 | 4 | Thisisamistakewut: TIFU By sleeping through an entire day of school
For a little backstory, I have awful sleeping habits. The worst you can imagine. I stay up late, so I sleep in late, so I stay up late. Except during the week that's not possible because I have to get up at 7:00 AM every day to get up for school. Well ... | 4 | 1 | |
1417722847 | 1417819826 | t3_2oafsa | t5_2to41 | 15 | RenegadeRobertLS: Tifu by letting my dad find out I smoke
So I was sitting in my driveway smoking a cigarette befor work. A thought went through my head " wouldn't it suck if my dad showed up ", but I waved it away because he's at work till 5. But sure enough he showed up a minute later. So I put my cigarette out as fa... | 7 | 2.142857 | |
1417722173 | 1417724887 | t3_2oaefm | t5_2to41 | 9 | phatskat: TIFU By Linking an Image to My Wife Without Reading the Title
So, this JUST happened. My wife is not having a good day, and on days like this I go to imgur.com/r/aww and pick some of the choicest cute moments to share with her. This also has the advantage of me getting to see awesome cute stuff in my work day... | 3 | 3 | |
1417722659 | 1417725042 | t3_2oaff8 | t5_2to41 | 9 | AxeEffect3890: TIFU by thinking my front facing dash cam was a rear facing backup cam.
For the past few months I have been using a dash cam app on my phone whenever I drive. I do this for many reasons, but they are irrelevant to the story.
I had just paid for a couch at a furniture store that was basically just an aba... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1417726070 | 1417800360 | t3_2oamay | t5_2to41 | 76 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving white powder, a credit card, plastic baggies and a scale on a notebook on my desk.
My mom thought it was cocaine and almost called the cops and CPS on me. She FLIPPED OUT on me when I came home and said she thought about punching me in the face. It was amoxicillin.
My cat has an infected ... | 8 | 9.5 | |
1417724572 | 1417732221 | t3_2oajbt | t5_2to41 | 26 | marcus_colin: TIFU by wanting WiFi.
I'm on mobile, so I'll make it short. Or not.
It all started 3 days before Thanksgiving.
But first, a little background about my school. Although I live in a comparatively nicer school district than some nearby areas, there is the expected financial strains. Anyway, my district had... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1417726823 | 1417728001 | t3_2oanvk | t5_2to41 | 5 | -TheRealMexx-: TIFU By Forgetting to Flush
Fiyahouse: You should stop by there to take another dump on the floor and leave a note saying I will flush next time!
-TheRealMexx-: No kidding. What made me laugh was right as I got into my car to leave, he pokes his head out again and snaps a retaliatory picture of me on my... | 3 | 1.666667 |
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