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1417673611 | 1417923758 | t3_2o8juc | t5_2to41 | 3 | GravityFallen: TIFU by deciding to build a computer myself.
It all starts back on Thanksgiving this year. Being a senior guy in high school, I like to play games and dick around on computers as much as the next guy, but my two year old laptop runs on pOS, so for a while I've been looking for an upgrade, especially sinc... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1417728097 | 1417728333 | t3_2oaqf3 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by being horny
Tulsastyly: Uh dude... lube, spit, something!
azraels_ghost: Or maybe, oh I dunno, a female?
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1417728869 | 1417759573 | t3_2oarx5 | t5_2to41 | 34 | infrequentgardener: TIFU and got defiled by a fence
Okay, this happened yesterday but there's no r/YIFU.
It's been cold as shit lately, so my mother asked me to pot the roses from her garden and bring them inside, saving their lives. It's a tiny garden, with a foot-high plastic fence to keep rabbits and shit out. I gr... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1417730275 | 1417755702 | t3_2oauug | t5_2to41 | 4 | CyanidePi: TIFU By having a chest infection/should've just bought vanilla yoghurt.
Okay, so this actually started yesterday. I'm a normal student who's developed a bit of a chest infection so I stayed home from school. Since my mom sleeps most of the day, this involves me just playing video games, catching up on school... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1417724701 | 1417746594 | t3_2oajmw | t5_2to41 | 2 | D1kydew: TIFU by ordering a novel in spanish
Thought I would treat myself by ordering a novel from barnes and noble, so I do a quick Google search "metro 2033 novel" and my lazy ass clicked on the first link that popped up, now I'm on the website about to buy the novel, I fill out everything needed to proceed to purcha... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1417732356 | 1417735611 | t3_2oayyo | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by slurring my words and accidentally saying I committed a serious crime
This is my first TIFU and I don't often speak English anymore so I apologize for my grammar and spelling. So today I went to speak to a professor I had not spoken to in a long time.
We conversed for a full 15 minutes before I sta... | 3 | 2 | |
1417732203 | 1417732979 | t3_2oaymg | t5_2to41 | 3 | puppiesr4pussies: TIFU by drinking beer and trying to be sneaky about it.
This happened less than a week ago.
Background information: I'm 19 years old (guy) and go to university. I live with my sister (22 yo) near the university she also attends.
So, I spent Thanksgiving with my family. Everything went well and I wen... | 3 | 1 | |
1417732782 | 1417740875 | t3_2oazr6 | t5_2to41 | 74 | ksremington: TIFU by Nearly killing my giggle berries with compression under drawers
TIFU, over the weekend precisely. All was good, ready for a day of shopping with the missus. Went to get dressed and pulled some undies out the dryer that I was eager to try. Before putting these new compression skivvies on, I inspecte... | 4 | 18.5 | |
1417732368 | 1417750432 | t3_2oayzo | t5_2to41 | 0 | Stephaniealaina: TIFU by leaving my brother at school
I always pick my fourteen year old brother up from school, seeing as I'm at the high school and he's across the street at the middle school. Today, as I'm halfway home, I start to feel like something isn't right.
Shit.
Somehow, I had managed to drive straight pa... | 3 | 0 | |
1417731335 | 1417733876 | t3_2oawyo | t5_2to41 | 2 | amandaabear: TIFU, by hitting a bird on my way to my boyfriends house
Okay, so I got my license like 2 weeks ago and I have a little 2002 PT cruiser. Since my car won't pass smog I have a moving permit I've been carrying with my in my car in case I get pulled over because of it not being registered. SO my mom hasn't be... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1417734390 | 1417735023 | t3_2ob2tq | t5_2to41 | 7 | skyrimmaster: TIFU by moving pictures
So my day was going well but in the matter of seconds my potato brain thought that I should move all 4000 pictures from my camera to my laptop. At around 3:30am I took all my pictures and put them straight in the desktop. THE FUCKING DESKTOP. Now I have a beautiful fuckton of pictu... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1417734947 | 1417747091 | t3_2ob3xe | t5_2to41 | 28 | wowneverexpected: TIFU by recognizing some one I shouldn't have recognized (NSFW)
Hi,
first of all, had some doubts about posting it here. I really could use some sound advice but I've read some of the best advice here, even more then on r/advice
A bit of background info: when I watch porn, I like search for amateur ... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1417735497 | 1417738373 | t3_2ob503 | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU - How I lost my fiance and become a pedophile with one skype session.
So....this is as bad as it gets.
I've been in a long distant relationship with a girl in the philippines for about 9 months.
We met on filipinoheart.com 1 year ago. I'm a bit of an introvert and so I thought it would be the perfec... | 4 | 7.75 | |
1417733705 | 1417795140 | t3_2ob1jj | t5_2to41 | 21 | frumious_b: TIFU by thinking that my army leaders would have a sense of humor
A while back while I was still in the army I was getting tired of my job and was feeling generally stressed out. I had two weeks of leave coming up so the day before I left I wrote what I thought was an amusing note to be displayed as my aut... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1417729370 | 1417760393 | t3_2oasy4 | t5_2to41 | 11 | Toxic_Badger: TIFU by inadvertently insulting my lecturer - NSFW language
So we're making a simple application which asks you to enter two numbers and then multiplies them. If the product is below 50 it asks for a third number and adds it to the product. For those that don't know you use input boxes and conditions to c... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1417716082 | 1417839697 | t3_2oa29h | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU By climbing out of a ghost train mid ride.
This is my first ever post on Reddit, but I think it's a good one. Apologies for the length, but it is funny.
So about two years ago I was in Yr9, which means I was about 14 at the time. I decided to go with the school to France, in order to see some history, ... | 4 | 1 | |
1417735558 | 1417765039 | t3_2ob53n | t5_2to41 | 3 | Ashton10: TIFU by trying lumpia
This is kind of cheating, since it was last year but w/e.
So I'm coming over to my friends house from mine, and its just before superbowl night. (In which the seahawks won woooo) and I'm in a small town outside of Seattle. I'm on my way and I decide "people say lumpia is really good and... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1417725075 | 1417843978 | t3_2oake1 | t5_2to41 | 14 | ghastlie: TIFU by flipping off some big guy and nearly getting myself beaten to a pulp
This probably doesn’t exist here, but I feel like I fucked up and need to vent it. To most it’s probably something trivial, but to me it’s not!
So there I was, just come out of one supermarket and heading across the road into the ca... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1417739686 | 1417741026 | t3_2obd0d | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating school lunch
Today started off normal I went through all my classes all was good until lunch came around I decided to go for the chicken sandwich instead of the regular pizza after that I went off to class by the end of 5th period my stomach started to rumble but I didn't really mind it but wh... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1417740070 | 1417824624 | t3_2obdpn | t5_2to41 | 252 | [deleted]: TIFU by holding my game theory class hostage.
I take a game theory class at well known university. The class is split into several teams consisting of about 6 students, each team has to present bi-weekly projects that involve scenarios in which game theory can be applied.
Today my group presented our final... | 6 | 42 | |
1417739440 | 1417762848 | t3_2obcjk | t5_2to41 | 2,749 | [deleted]: [TIFU] by playing 'Let it Go' over the Starbucks stereo system. A lot.
blunaftablunaftablun: I hate this subreddit
PM_ME_DICK_CHENEY: Then unsubscribe from it.
blunaftablunaftablun: I tried to unsubscribe but I was already unsubscribed so I accidentally ended up subscribing. And then following a series of h... | 5 | 549.8 | |
1417742343 | 1418086906 | t3_2obho1 | t5_2to41 | 27 | darkpassenger9: TIFU by pronouncing the word "segue" as "seeg"
Apparently "segue" and "segway" are not two different words. "Segue" is pronounced "segway."
I used "seeg" once or twice on a conference call today until a coworker pulled me aside and side "The word in that memo is 'segway', not 'seeg.'"
I feel like an ... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1417741823 | 1417764937 | t3_2obgs3 | t5_2to41 | 95 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting high and catching a spider
This actually happened quite a long time ago, but it's been a deep dark secret of mine that I've kept hidden in a small box in my mind. I've only recently felt able to get it off my chest.
When I was in university, I used to smoke a lot of weed, which made me lazy.... | 4 | 23.75 | |
1417744619 | 1417803385 | t3_2oblqd | t5_2to41 | 425 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my bus driver "I love you"
This happened like two minutes ago. I was boarding the bus while getting off of the phone with my girlfriend. I was using an earbud with a mic. I paid my fare and looking at the driver while smiling, I said "I love you". I was actually smiling as a greeting.
He t... | 9 | 47.222222 | |
1417744632 | 1417778050 | t3_2oblr3 | t5_2to41 | 32 | utjy: TIFU by trolling my students
This TIFU isn't concluded yet because I don't know how much shit I'm in, but I don't think it's going to be good.
I'm a TA at a large university. I teach a course on software development where the kids break into teams and build large software projects.
The teams had just submitted... | 5 | 6.4 | |
1417746771 | 1419594216 | t3_2obphb | t5_2to41 | 268 | whatsthatdemographic: TIFU by getting the right answer on final Jeopardy.
Some background; a friend and I are visiting my grandma. She's watching TV while we were in the other room just hanging out playing EDH and talking when I hear that she is watching a Jeopardy episode she had recorded.
Then, I hear that it is fin... | 5 | 53.6 | |
1417746695 | 1417748103 | t3_2obpcq | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by having an Ivy League grad write my final research paper.
Over on /r/DNM they have advertised an Ivy League graduate writing service that will write your papers for you, and you pay them in Bitcoin. Well I paid $100 to have him write my 1450-word crime fiction paper replete with references and quotes ... | 3 | 2 | |
1417748143 | 1417763626 | t3_2obrun | t5_2to41 | 45 | NearlyJimLaheyDrunk: TIFU by getting wasted at the company Christmas party.
I started working for a new company almost 5 months ago. I mainly work remotely from home, so I had met a lot of the employees that work for this company. Every year, the company has an annual Christmas party where they fly everyone to a cent... | 4 | 11.25 | |
1417743375 | 1417751156 | t3_2obji5 | t5_2to41 | 3 | DerpyRocket: TIFU by writing poem
So a bit of background if you don't know much about skiing.
[Nordica]
(http://static.bootic.com/_pictures/1405670/nordica-dobermann-gs-pro.jpg)
[Rossi]
(http://www.skicenter.it/1378-thickbox_default/rossignol-hero-fis-gs-openaxm-jrp70-b73-ski-with-bindings.jpg)
So I was away at a cam... | 3 | 1 | |
1417749492 | 1417843987 | t3_2obu8o | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by keeping my fingernails in my pocket
So let me start out with that I have this habit that is much like biting your finger nails, except its when you pick at them and kinda rip them off. Well whenever I'm in class listening to a lecture, I start to "pick at my nails" and in order not to look like a dis... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1417747697 | 1418041032 | t3_2obr3d | t5_2to41 | 49 | Mijder: TIFU by divulging at work that I was an atheist.
So I have been working as a long-term sub at a school in the bible belt. Now, as anyone who has done this sort of thing knows, this is a lot like any other temp job in that you try to do a lot of networking in the hopes of getting a permanent job in the future.
... | 11 | 4.454545 | |
1417750001 | 1417751681 | t3_2obv4e | t5_2to41 | 17 | loca_: Tifu by thinking I could squat
This happened on Tuesday. I was finally at the gym after a two week hiatus. My cousin is my gym buddy and she was helping me out with my form since her boyfriend is a body builder, she had learned a few tips from him. We began to do our squats and I was doing 10lbs and to be honest... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1417750061 | 1417885965 | t3_2obv7v | t5_2to41 | 65 | Just_Sin: TIFU because apparently I spent 2000$ on Xbox live store, when I own a PS3
Alright, so a little back story. I'm 17 years old, I'm about to graduate high school in May, I've got a job as a plumber, and was recently accepted into my first pick for college. Yay, life's going awesome, right? Kind of.
Disclaimer:... | 7 | 9.285714 | |
1417752398 | 1417829685 | t3_2obz7x | t5_2to41 | 20 | alphaghost5253: [TIFU] by flinching when a girl tried to kiss me.
This happened a few weeks back. Now, just to get this into perspective, I am not really adept at the socializing, nor am I good with girls. Always been awkward and shy.
Anyway, I had been talking with this one girl a lot. She was nice, maybe 5-6/10, and... | 8 | 2.5 | |
1417754208 | 1417815356 | t3_2oc24u | t5_2to41 | 87 | [deleted]: TIFU by passing out at the wheel trying to sing the climax of "Creep" by Radiohead...
Yep, driving home from work this afternoon when Creep came on. Got overly excited about the build up and let out my best RRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN and came to in a ditch on the side of a dirt road by my h... | 9 | 9.666667 | |
1417754354 | 1417755240 | t3_2oc2cq | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: TIFU by not knowing about the 9/11 terrorist attacks until approximately 8 hours after it happened.
Quobble: Cool, I was 5 years old at that time.
-> IMO you didnt fuck up at all
Secksiignurd: Well, missing a morning formation -- which is a fuck-up -- and therefore not receiving word the United States of... | 3 | 0 | |
1417753101 | 1417782204 | t3_2oc0dd | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking dead mouse water
This fuck up actually happened yesterday but it only clicked in my head just now. I have a corn snake, corn snakes only need to eat once a week. Yesterday was her feeding day so I got my little bag of frozen mice from the bottom of the freezer and a plastic bottle with some ... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1417755330 | 1417794340 | t3_2oc3vh | t5_2to41 | 8 | Heyrojo: TIFU by leaving iCloud browser history ON
JarredSample: I'm assuming those tears shed were not tears of laughter.
Bitches be crazy.
Quobble: If I was your wife I would have helped you to find it out.
Heyrojo: I appreciate that. No such luck tonight though.
Quobble: Why is it removed now O.o ?
Heyrojo: G... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1417757487 | 1418031164 | t3_2oc7b6 | t5_2to41 | 1,368 | baby_lawn: TIFU by dropping the soap. NSFW
Tonight I dropped the soap and got [fucked in the ass](http://i.imgur.com/Pv9NICv.jpg)
rectumbreaker: You should drop it in front of me next time.
baby_lawn: Not if you're as good at breaking rectums as I am at breaking sinks!
rectumbreaker: I still want your rectum please.
ra... | 14 | 97.714286 | |
1417758216 | 1417759247 | t3_2oc8cu | t5_2to41 | 10 | lalala-: TIFU - I just now realized I have been bulimic for years
This is going to sound really stupid, but it's such a fucking shocking realization for me.
I first made myself throw up when I was 15, because I read a story about a girl who found the perfect way to enjoy dessert without the calories. It was a cautiona... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1417758032 | 1417803446 | t3_2oc83e | t5_2to41 | 3 | The_Man_in_Black_: tifu by eating phó while really stoned
GodlyJesus: At least they smell yummy
The_Man_in_Black_: That they do
| 3 | 1 | |
1417759837 | 1417790520 | t3_2ocak5 | t5_2to41 | 15 | EnigmaPanda: TIFU by using Netflix at the dentist's office
So today I went to a dental appointment and the place had Netflix to keep guests entertained of course. Man, their dental chairs even let people use Netflix too (points to them for maximizing that subscription!).
 
So some cartoon was showing at the ... | 3 | 5 | |
1417762031 | 1417766908 | t3_2ocdc7 | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU I broke my Girlfriend
This happen 2 years back (she is still with me luckily=x)
My girlfriend had a fear of cats and by fear I mean like vampires and garlic.
So 1 day we were studying at an open area near our homes. A cat passed by in a good distance away and she froze, begging me keep an eye on it an... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1417764581 | 1417827637 | t3_2ocgbs | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by smashing feminism through rhetorical dominance. (or alternatively, by being an asshole).
I just ruined my friendship. And yo, it was bad. I had her foaming at the mouth. Literally.
I told her that the so-called controversy about violence in video games is a manufactured outrage, stuck to it, and mad... | 4 | 2 | |
1417769775 | 1417855013 | t3_2oclgb | t5_2to41 | 144 | AngryGolfPro: TIFU answering the doorbell to my friends 3:40am booty call!
So this just happened ten minutes ago. I am passed out on my friends couch, don't drink and drive, when I hear the doorbell ring. I thought it was my friend maybe locking himself out while walking the dog, but no, it was his new meaning of crazy... | 9 | 16 | |
1417767764 | 1417794714 | t3_2ocjmg | t5_2to41 | 64 | om_nom_meow: TIFU by nearly burning down my employer's place of business
This TIFU happened a couple months back. At the time I was working at a mobile electronics store. We installed stereos, remote starts, window tint, etc. in cars. It was a very lax work environment to say the least. Generally a bunch of 20 some... | 3 | 21.333333 | |
1417776398 | 1417777770 | t3_2ocray | t5_2to41 | 12 | ActingUp: TIFU by seeing nutthin' wrong with a little bump n grind.
- well this turned into a fucking novel, cheers for staying till the end -
So last night was a bit of a reality check for me. For reference I'm an 18 yr old dude.
So this fuck up is really just the pinnacle of a series of unfortunate fuck ups which h... | 4 | 3 | |
1417728849 | 1417803488 | t3_2oarvl | t5_2to41 | 3 | qwerty12qwerty: TIFU by taking the dirt road instead of the river.
It's raining hard here in Tucson, which is a desert. It never rains, so the streets aren't designed to channel water they just flood. Rather than tread through 3 inches of water on a street, I took the dirt path which appeared to be semi dry. Ended u... | 3 | 1 | |
1417782465 | 1417801935 | t3_2ocwwj | t5_2to41 | 14 | boreals: TIFU by knocking over a glass of water and starting a fight with my s/o
At like 12am last night he heard one of the dogs chewing on something so he got up and took it from her. 10 minutes later I went to pee and other dog had gotten the thing first dog was eating out of the trash can and was eating it. I took ... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1417786263 | 1417918510 | t3_2od12u | t5_2to41 | 124 | [deleted]: TIFU by not logging out on a college computer
TIFU by not logging out of google chrome in college and left all my passwords open to everyone who went on the computer. From the person that went on the computer. Have fun Scott
Edit: Motherfuckers.
Edit2: Whoever did this knows a surprisingly large amount of ... | 10 | 12.4 | |
1417786686 | 1417824935 | t3_2od1lo | t5_2to41 | 6,824 | throwawayathon111: TIFU by shaving my balls after my grandmother's funeral
I'm Japanese (this info may be irrelevant, but I'm drunk.) A death of your family members makes you reflect on your life - how I've wasted time by procrastinating, dwelled on failed relationships, and regretting the lack of courage to do somethi... | 28 | 243.714286 | |
1417788945 | 1417799143 | t3_2od4op | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU by tying my shoes on the stairs
This morning in c4ollege:
As I walked towards the stairs, I noticed a really, really hot girl in front of me going up the stairs, about 1 meter away from me.
It's worth mentioning that the girl was wearing a mini-skirt and was pressing the skirt against the back of her ... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1417791206 | 1417793386 | t3_2od83p | t5_2to41 | 34 | CottonEyeJoeBereta: TIFU by hitting a girl in the boob.
Bonus points because this happened earlier today.
(I apologize for any mistakes I may make while writing this fuck up)
So my old high school was having a food fair today and a bunch of my old classmates and I decided to meet up there and relive the ol' high scho... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1417792070 | 1417832993 | t3_2od9h6 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by breaking my brother's Xbox One on the first day
So, my brother ordered an Xbox One on Amazon. He waited for 2 weeks for the thing to arrive. The reason why my brother bought the console across Amazon was because the game stores in my country (Malaysia) sells the console at ridiculous prices. He could... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1417792265 | 1417812439 | t3_2od9sj | t5_2to41 | 54 | DexterityDan: [TIFU] Snapped my Banjo losing my virginity!
That's when danny knew... He fucked up!
So basically earlier this year I'd been seing a girl from my work on and off for about a month or 2, and I finally let her know I hadn't lost my virigity yet, She immediately pounced on the oppurtunity to "break me in" h... | 4 | 13.5 | |
1417793215 | 1418087399 | t3_2odbdi | t5_2to41 | 1,718 | eat_me_now: TIFU by trying to make my stretch marks go away
So this did actually happen today... early in the morning before I even went to sleep was when the fuck up happened. Probably around 12am. Anyway, I'm a big fan of home remedies so recently I discovered castor oil can diminish the appearance of stretch marks. ... | 11 | 156.181818 | |
1417792466 | 1417806248 | t3_2oda3m | t5_2to41 | 175 | pm-me-a-stray-cat: TIFU by making a cop's wife think her life was in danger
As with so many TIFUs, it wasn't today, but when I was a young, innocent, stupid middle schooler. My father had just returned from a business trip and brought me something that was shortly going to catch on in a big way: a laser pointer! Why ... | 6 | 29.166667 | |
1417791815 | 1418096997 | t3_2od92z | t5_2to41 | 19 | Sheepillusion: TIFU by getting a bloody nose by tripping and falling as I walked away from a really hot guy.
So I have been quite awkward all of my life and this wasn't suprising but it's a bit interesting. This happened earlier this morning.
Okay so I was at dunkin donuts with my dad and this beautiful guy comes up to... | 8 | 2.375 | |
1417793906 | 1417837458 | t3_2odcjj | t5_2to41 | 644 | AustralianReddita: TIFU by breaking my laptop [NSFW]
Yesterday I came home after spending the night with my girlfriend. We messed around a little so I had some built up pressure downstairs. Facing a day at work I decided to relieve the pressure with a quick browse of r/gonewild on my laptop. I had been prepared for onc... | 8 | 80.5 | |
1417795973 | 1417812944 | t3_2odg7s | t5_2to41 | 322 | Trickyyyy: TIFU by bleaching my toilet
So surprising this fuck up actually occurred about 45 minutes ago. I finally mustered up the courage to post it now having got rid of the pain.
So basically the girlfriend was coming over in a short while and I made sure everything was clean as you do and I bleached the toilet ... | 9 | 35.777778 | |
1417792896 | 1417807794 | t3_2odau2 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Glockman22: TIFU By forgetting about a speeding ticket for 5 years
First post also sorry posting from my phone. So this TIFU started back in 09 I was living just south of Waco with the now ex-girlfriend so one day I was heading in to Waco when I got stopped for doing 90 in a 70 the cop was nice knocked it down to a les... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1417798330 | 1417800171 | t3_2odkgi | t5_2to41 | 54 | [deleted]: TIFU by speaking Russian too well.
In class, a friend asked me what other languages I speak. I told her I speak Russian. She asked me to translate a couple of things into Russian and I did. A couple of people noticed and asked a few questions too.
There is a native Russian speaker in that class. I don't kno... | 3 | 18 | |
1417798417 | 1417799557 | t3_2odklz | t5_2to41 | 61 | mbop: TIFU by texting my girlfriend at 2AM
So my girlfriend started a job a couple months ago where she works nights. One of the problems with that is she's been having trouble finding friends with a nocturnal schedule.
Fast forward to lastnight, some coworkers invited her out to dinner and I was spending the night a... | 3 | 20.333333 | |
1417799564 | 1417800530 | t3_2odmu3 | t5_2to41 | 5 | 420fuckup: TIFU by forgetting my aunt was going to check on me
Ok so this story happened last sunday and I just now got around to submitting it due to technical difficulties, this is my first reddit submisssion.
Ok so to the story it was a normal Sunday for me home alone I woke up and went strait to my garage to make ... | 5 | 1 | |
1417799879 | 1417802025 | t3_2odnfd | t5_2to41 | 7 | Killer39800: TIFU by almost breaking both my legs
It was actually yesterday but that doesn't matter, anyway
I was out and about in town buying some food because why the fuck not, then I decided to go home, on my way there is a hill I had to walk down with a very sharp turn and no sidewalk on he corner ([PAINT](http://... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1417800161 | 1417806002 | t3_2odny0 | t5_2to41 | 65 | [deleted]: [TIFU] by gaining two unwanted pets.
So to preface, this started about 2 weeks ago, but is ongoing.
Living in Australia as we do, it was my wife's turn a couple weeks ago to have something try and kill her. This time it was a red back spider. Here is the wikipedia link for anyone who needs it :
http://en.... | 4 | 16.25 | |
1417799919 | 1417800977 | t3_2odnhy | t5_2to41 | 8 | Diestormlie: TIFU by bursting two tyres on my Driving instructor's car
Pacific_Starlight: Do you mean tire?
Diestormlie: No, I'm British.
karbuster: He means tires, the internet connection from Britain to America just messes up words sometimes
| 4 | 2 | |
1417800974 | 1417859961 | t3_2odpfc | t5_2to41 | 192 | NoticedKohai: TIFU by not being safer with Skype.
So this actually did happen today, about half an hour ago. Brief back story, me and my boyfriend dated for a little over a year before he got extremely verbally abusive. We broke off but I attempted remaining friends with him as he seemed genuinely sorry over things he'... | 10 | 19.2 | |
1417794226 | 1417890062 | t3_2odd4t | t5_2to41 | 53 | Heyrojo: TIFU by leaving iCloud browser history on
this happened within the hour… today I came back to work from a day off sick. I work with mostly dudes and as you can imagine we dish out our fair share of dick jokes. Naturally it wasn't long before I was told that I could transmit my flu like symptoms by blowing anot... | 4 | 13.25 | |
1417787462 | 1417834072 | t3_2od2kc | t5_2to41 | 20 | Twilight_Sparkle_: TIFU by pointing at my teacher
This was actually quite a while ago and I was embarrassed about it at the time but I decided I might as well tell y'all.
When I was in 7th grade I had a bitchy math teacher. She wasn't a good teacher in the slightest, she just yelled at us all day and expect us to get ... | 5 | 4 | |
1417795401 | 1418074414 | t3_2odf7t | t5_2to41 | 99 | [deleted]: TIFU by charging my phone on my bed
Throwaway account so snoopers don't snoop.
So, I (M, mid-twenties) come home around 9 pm after an exhausting day. My smartphone, which I could easily classify as "morbidly obese" by its energy consumption, is obviously out of charge. I plug the charger into the socket by ... | 11 | 9 | |
1417800043 | 1417813051 | t3_2odnpp | t5_2to41 | 32 | Buckwhal: TIFU and verbally harassed the wrong people
So I went for lunch today and on the way back I saw some buddies of mine walking down the street in the same direction I was going. As male relationships are based on abuse and puns, I rolled down the passenger window and yelled something mean at them. Now this was ... | 3 | 10.666667 | |
1417801326 | 1417875822 | t3_2odq3e | t5_2to41 | 4 | throwaway827886: Tifu by crashing a kushman cart into a piece of equipment on the job
Elesium: Don't feel bad. I crashed a [Combi-lift](http://www.gwentmechanicalhandling.co.uk/images/combilift/Combilift-main-south-wales-bristol.jpg) through a garage door at work.
throwaway827886: Oh man sorry to hear that, was there ... | 4 | 1 | |
1417843796 | 1418114455 | t3_2odpf2 | t5_2to41 | 29 | talondigital: Considering it's Texas, I would have expected the call to go like this:
Mr. Magoo: There's a young man at a bus stop getting on a bus and it looked like he had an AR type rifle slung on his back.
911: Was he displaying it in a threatening manner?
Magoo: No, it was just slung on his back.
911: Then he ... | 9 | 3.222222 | |
1417803634 | 1417805290 | t3_2oduhn | t5_2to41 | 10 | beefstick86: TIFU by having my bosses phone search for porn
First you should know it's "Casual Friday" today, and the work load is usually not pressed as hard on Fridays. We were in a coworkers office: me, my boss, an engineer, and a technician, talking about a system we were going to install. The engineer shares this... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1417801811 | 1417814867 | t3_2odqzs | t5_2to41 | 6 | myniggacondadont: TIFU by trimming my pubes with scissors
This happened about an hour ago.
So, it's been a while and I was starting to look like a jungle down there so I decided to trim it up a bit. I've always used scissors in the past, which I'm USUALLY incredibly careful with, and have never had a mistake. Well tod... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1417805435 | 1417808978 | t3_2odxvg | t5_2to41 | 23 | whiteboynigga: TIFU by mixing up cinnamon with chili powder.
I like cinnamon, so I put a whole bunch of it on my vanilla yogurt, except it was chili powder. I realized my mistake immediately as my body rejected it in a fury of spicy painful vomit. I'm afraid to poop.
Edit: I forgot to mention that my friend's dad gave... | 6 | 3.833333 | |
1417803294 | 1418072360 | t3_2odttz | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by applying my out of office rule to all of the messages in my work inbox
Set up my out of office in Apple Mail while distracted and pressed Apply to All or something. So everyone I have ever emailed - colleagues, clients, businesses - will now get a message saying I'm out of the office the same number ... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1417794533 | 1417807508 | t3_2oddo5 | t5_2to41 | 4 | lancer611: TIFU by not catching the football in my first varsity play
The most embarrassing moment of my life. It often comes up in my mind, and I immediately squash it. However, after 10 years of not being able to forget, I've decided I might as well embrace it.
Some info about me: I'm a pretty shy guy and never a... | 4 | 1 | |
1417806182 | 1417814294 | t3_2odzdl | t5_2to41 | 40 | kripden: TIFU>By trying to hit my father
So today was another day my dad went to the Casino and my parents started arguing when he finally came back. My mom had to go to the casino to get him because he wasn't answering his phones. So he is in the bathroom with my mother arguing and I hear a bang and my mother cryin... | 8 | 5 | |
1417806725 | 1417807917 | t3_2oe0f3 | t5_2to41 | 9 | TheAtariKid: TIFU by trying to clean my Pokémon Red cartridge...
I'm a rather young retro gamer, so I was ecstatic when I found a copy of Pokémon Red Version at the game store. It didn't seem to work correctly, so I got a Q-tip and a bottle of alcohol and went to work. There were no problems in that regard, but then th... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1417804322 | 1417843123 | t3_2odvrb | t5_2to41 | 33 | thelazyarab: TIFU by asking a blind guy for a pen.
Was seeing a professor at college and forgot my pen. My friend who's visually impaired lives next door to his office so I quickly ran in without thinking and asked him if he had any pens - he was silent for a minute before saying 'no...I don't really use them'. In my d... | 4 | 8.25 | |
1417808318 | 1417836902 | t3_2oe3ew | t5_2to41 | 10 | Jcolli75: TIFU when I shampooed my balls
This happened about a week ago. I got a text from my wife asking if I needed anything from the store. I remembered I was low on shampoo so I told her to pick some up for me. She asked what kind of shampoo, and me being ever so observant of stuff like that, I said, "the kind in t... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1417807131 | 1417828786 | t3_2oe17e | t5_2to41 | 11 | FappyPutty: TIFU by masturbating with Silly Putty
Throwaway because guess why.
Well, the title is self-explanatory. I wouldn't advertise doing it, but the experience was pretty nice, until I looked at my dick. The head is now fully covered with melted putty and it's really fucking hard to peel it off without hurting ... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1417809118 | 1417845018 | t3_2oe4xi | t5_2to41 | 7 | wehaveherpes: TIFU by using Yik Yak
Here's some context
I'm in high school and today about halfway through the day, I notice everyone in my classes using the app yik yak. I remember I already have the app on my phone, so I decide to open it up and see what's going on. Literally everyone is going crazy, there's people ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1417809761 | 1417849580 | t3_2oe64x | t5_2to41 | 228 | starbucks_tifu: TIFU by giving a customer the code to the toilet in Starbucks
Throwaway just in case.
This was today. I work in a small Starbucks near the centre of London. It's small but it can be very busy, and even more so in the run up to Christmas. I graduated recently and had been working in this Starbucks for t... | 4 | 57 | |
1417812110 | 1417831756 | t3_2oeaoa | t5_2to41 | 18 | MeNoStupi: TIFU by telling my wife 'I hate Jews'.
My wife has a really high pitched childlike voice. Back when we were dating I would tease her about it all the time by talking to her in a very exaggerated baby voice, like interrupting her and going 'Gooooo' like a baby. It quickly became an inside joke and eventually ... | 3 | 6 | |
1417670848 | 1417815470 | t3_2o8fte | t5_2to41 | 2 | TheSuicideMachines: TIFU by trying to play FIFA 15
I always play FIFA on my iPad before falling asleep. So I just scored to make it 3-0 on this kid and all of a sudden the screen starts flashing from FIFA to a blank screen. It keeps flashing on and off for 5 minutes and then just goes blank. I tried resetting it and no... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1417813517 | 1417837131 | t3_2oedbz | t5_2to41 | 16 | azureking32123: TIFU by dropping a large candle full of melted wax.
Not only did it scald my leg, but in a volcano like fashion, it spewed a good 10+ feet across the carpeted room, making sure to lay a nice waxy path on everything. Including the new couch. If you've never had to clean wax out of a carpet, pray you neve... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1417812638 | 1417814183 | t3_2oebp0 | t5_2to41 | 19 | trailthrasher: TIFU by telling an old professor to stop posting negative sentiments of law enforcement on their Facebook.
Reddit, TIFU by telling a university professor at my old university to stop slamming cops on their Facebook page. I'm an active member of the military and a former Marine and I am just tired of see... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1417814116 | 1417815885 | t3_2oeegf | t5_2to41 | 7 | poopyfu: TIFU by reading TIFU on the toilet.
Was reading the Japanese bloody balls FU while taking a shit. Worrying more about Reddit than the matter at hand and ended up with a finger covered in poop. Didn't realize it until I went to grab another piece of toilet paper and felt the squish of me smearing shit all over ... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1417814370 | 1417818976 | t3_2oeexo | t5_2to41 | 20 | EatPlants: TIFU by not throwing away a bag I masturbated into.
Finally..the weekend.
I was 16 years old at the time. I had just recently begun smoking pot, and I loved it. I had never used any mind altering substances before, so as soon as I tried it I was hooked. Problem with using it so much is that it has a tendenc... | 5 | 4 | |
1417814737 | 1417831781 | t3_2oefnd | t5_2to41 | 17 | Dreazy991: TIFU by wearing baggy sweat pants to algebra class and then getting a no reason boner. NSFW
Yesterday was my day to do laundry, I forgot to wash my pants.
The only thing I had was over-sized sweat pants, so I had to goto school in them. I didn't really care, noone else seemed to care either, so at first it ... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1417815755 | 1417888399 | t3_2oehl2 | t5_2to41 | 348 | [deleted]: TIFU by Running Barrack Obama's Credit
tl;dr I ran the President's credit without knowing and the Secret Service doesn't like that.
This happened about a week ago but I just found out about it today. I test software for a living. One of the processes I do to test software is run credit reports, this isn't a... | 9 | 38.666667 | |
1417815573 | 1417917795 | t3_2oeh80 | t5_2to41 | 15 | ReadInWalkensVoice: TIFU by tasting my own ball sweat
I recall a time when I was but a wee-little laddie. Sitting on grammie's lap while she read me a good story. I remember whenever she'd have issues with turning a page, she'd give a quick lick of the thumb and sort of spread the pages at the corner to un-stick them... | 3 | 5 | |
1417815704 | 1417823766 | t3_2oehgn | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU By Telling My Girlfriend That She Looks Like a Transvestite...
So today I came home from doing my usual Friday afternoon activities. they arent important to the story so we shall skip over that. Anyway, I come home and begin to browse reddit and consume an odd amount of Hot Pockets. Whilst I am consumin... | 3 | 4 | |
1417816637 | 1417817055 | t3_2oejc5 | t5_2to41 | 34 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally sharing a quiz result on Facebook
So i've been seeing this guy for a few months, it's nothing official yet and we're keeping it casual. I'm on the birth control pill, but over the last week or so i've noticed a few things and being a girl, naturally the thought that I might be pregnant c... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1417816796 | 1417817805 | t3_2oejn9 | t5_2to41 | 3 | turnip_millie: TIFU and asked a blind man for directions
(this actually happened in 2008)
My two friends and I went camping for the weekend several hours away in the middle of Bumblefuck, Pennsylvania. We read about this really cool hiking spot a few towns over and thought it was be neat to check it out on our way hom... | 3 | 1 | |
1417815248 | 1417819880 | t3_2oegms | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU By getting in doll house
This was a while but I wanted to tell some people. Its fall break Iwas a freshman by the way. So its me and two of my friends. We are playing airsoft running and stuff and we see a little doll house thing. So we hide in it because we THOUGHT no one was home. But there are four ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1417817540 | 1417840025 | t3_2oel0z | t5_2to41 | 226 | Sofa_SoGood: TIFU by blasting a recording of my explosive diarrhea on the radio in my car with my boss and coworkers as passengers.
Well, today my team scheduled the annual holiday lunch at a restaurant called Buckner's. Buckner's specializes in terrific fried chicken, mashed potatoes, country fried steak and all the o... | 6 | 37.666667 |
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