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1417818500 | 1417839208 | t3_2oemtq | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by exposing the people of Walgreens to the Fappening [NSFW]
This FU began about a week ago. So I was at a friends house with about 8 other people one night while we were all home from school and somehow the events of the Fappening came up in conversation. My one friend asked what it was and we explain... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1417819384 | 1417819887 | t3_2oeohs | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending a chat message to the wrong boyfriend
This actually happened a while ago. I kind of believed that I was in love with two guys at the same time and I led them both to believe that I was totally into them. I kept this up for at least 6 months. But one day I was chatting with Guy 1 on Google cha... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1417820533 | 1417859077 | t3_2oeqkb | t5_2to41 | 17 | Normantheone: TIFU by not deleting my search suggestions
I'll start off by saying this happened today in college and I'm still unsure of what's going to happen in the future. So there's this girl I've been hitting on for maybe two months, something like that and we're friends, somewhat close. Today we had a study perio... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1417822270 | 1417831441 | t3_2oetqd | t5_2to41 | 29 | betterbixby: TIFU by called the FBI and getting "arrested"
So this happened five years ago while I was in eight grade.
Background: My family growing up was in no means rich, so as a result, I was not one of those lucky kids that got to have a cell phone.
My basketball team was on our way to a game a few towns ove... | 7 | 4.142857 | |
1417822297 | 1417823418 | t3_2oetrz | t5_2to41 | 6 | Newari: TIFU: Piers Morgan Gone Wild
dtaylor84: You praised yourself for your great imagery?
Newari: Well no one else was gonna do it, so I did it myself:
If you want something done right, do it yourself, after all!
| 3 | 2 | |
1417824708 | 1417893693 | t3_2oey2d | t5_2to41 | 76 | DamnYouWireless: TIFU by letting my roommate take advantage of my lack of awareness (NSFW-ish)
**Intro**: *Both me and my roommate use wireless headphones, he usually uses channel 1 and I usually use channel 2*
It was a cold windy day in Eastern Europe, temperatures were dropping below 0°C as it went past midnight. T... | 6 | 12.666667 | |
1417824282 | 1417842477 | t3_2oex9a | t5_2to41 | 4 | helpisontheway89: TIFU by sending porn to my boss's phone
I am a music teacher and me and my girlfriend were sending porn links to one another when i got a text from my boss copy and pasted the link which had the title of the porn in the link. I hit send and immediately realized what I had done. I freaked out and start... | 4 | 1 | |
1417826482 | 1417847122 | t3_2of13g | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU By being the "Nice Guy"
TIFU.
Obviously this didn't happen today...
Met a girl at the start of the year. We talked, got to know each other and we both found out we liked each other. We started dating and everything was fine. Now here's my FU, I decided to be the "Nice Guy" the whole relationship. I gues... | 3 | 4 | |
1417825236 | 1417828377 | t3_2oeyx5 | t5_2to41 | 13 | dreaaaaaa: TIFU By Trusting my Univeristy
As it finals season once again, today I had my hardest final of the semester and I have been worrying about it all week. Like on the brink of panic attacks. Not wanting to screw up somehow, before hand I set about 5 alarms to wake up early and have checked where my exam was ta... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1417826893 | 1417886192 | t3_2of1rv | t5_2to41 | 942 | [deleted]: Tifu by jerking off into a urine sample cup
TIFU by jerking off when I was supposed to piss.
So a little backstory for you all. My wife and I have been trying to have a baby for over a year now. She just recently had all her tests and they all came back showing that she was good to go. So then it was my turn... | 8 | 117.75 | |
1417823917 | 1417846933 | t3_2oewli | t5_2to41 | 613 | xMikeh: TIFU by giving my son the wrong definition for masturbate.
This actually happened during the summer, but it's recently been brought up again.
My son is 8 years old, he came to me and asked me "What does masturbate mean?" He heard it on a youtube video and was curious, nothing wrong there. Well, even though I... | 8 | 76.625 | |
1417826956 | 1417846974 | t3_2of1vq | t5_2to41 | 26 | OninWar_: TIFU by helping someone escape a sexually abusive home temporarily
Hello guys, i've been a pretty shitty week for me if you've seen my other post at all, but today even more happened.
Have a friend who's in a home with several men who sexually abuse her several times a week. She can sometimes find places to ... | 6 | 4.333333 | |
1417828034 | 1417830639 | t3_2of3nk | t5_2to41 | 27 | Myth197: TIFU by making the girl I like think I'm into Incest
I've been seeing this girl and earlier today we were texting about sex like where we had done it before and how well our relationships had gone in the past.
Then we started talking about each other, how I wanted her, and her the same but we shouldn't have s... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1417828497 | 1417842037 | t3_2of4ex | t5_2to41 | 8 | Mac30123456: TIFU by linking MLP in an r/AskReddit thread.
So today I was browsing the 'new posts' section of /r/AskReddit when I came across a post from a new redditor, asking about interesting subreddits he could check out. A smile lit my face as I thought of a wonderfully evil plan. This is where I fucked up. I repl... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1417828953 | 1417913594 | t3_2of56a | t5_2to41 | 73 | Pjay367: TIFU by making my wife go blind...
Today I fucked up...
Well reddit, this is not my first fuckup, but it may be the worst, for my wife that is...
I'd like to start by apologizing for the format, but I'm on my phone because I do not want to forget any detail if my wife decides to smash a pan across my head.
... | 6 | 12.166667 | |
1417828908 | 1417840020 | t3_2of53m | t5_2to41 | 6 | WarCryy: TIFU by calling a little girl a boy.
I work the front desk at a gym. Today, a mother, and what I thought son walked into the gym. The reason I thought her daughter was a boy was because she had incredibly short hair, and had your typical 12 year old boys voice. I politely greeted them with a smile like I usual... | 3 | 2 | |
1417830983 | 1417832915 | t3_2of8fa | t5_2to41 | 10 | SgtDudi: TIFU by lighting my friends house on fire
This TIFU didn't happend today but when I was in 2nd grade.
It was a beautiful day in 2004 when I got home from school. I recently found a few lighters in our kitchen and decided to have some fun. I went into the forest and lit some papers and regular flammable stuff l... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1417829692 | 1417832001 | t3_2of6e3 | t5_2to41 | -3 | thr0waway42069234: TIFU by using a bottle cap as a bowl
This happened yesterday, now I'm at home with a blanket and wifi. So I decided to make a bong after buying some weed. I burn a hole in the cap and put tinfoil around it to make the piece, put the weed in it, and light it.
The high itself wasn't like other highs ... | 3 | -1 | |
1417832459 | 1417832924 | t3_2ofaq4 | t5_2to41 | 6 | ThatGuyMirage: TIFU... Twice
Well, I believe this is my first post but anyways I fucked up. I went to go have dinner with my Grandma and the waitor brought the pizza to us and said "Enjoy!" Me not even paying attention to him because I was busy looking at the pizza, I said "Thank you, and you too!" He started to laugh ... | 3 | 2 | |
1417833862 | 1417834066 | t3_2ofczm | t5_2to41 | 3 | butttownminion2: TIFU by posting to /r/butttown
Meowing_Cows: Hi butttownminion2, thanks for submitting to /r/tifu!
However, your submission, *TIFU by posting to /r/butttown*, has been removed because our rules do not allow:
* Rule 2: Posts without context will be removed. Tell us the full story..
If you have any... | 3 | 1 | |
1417833931 | 1417837070 | t3_2ofd48 | t5_2to41 | 8 | IHasNoNames: TIFU by trusting someone with my dick pics
I got a little frisky last night and decided to message some females on KIK ( bad idea already ). We talk for a LONG time and end up trading pictures, of my jewels. But, she decided ( if it really were a she ) to bail and has since then tried too and unseccsesfull... | 9 | 0.888889 | |
1417835070 | 1417841651 | t3_2ofexn | t5_2to41 | 46 | ThaddeusJP: TIFU by checking in at the airport too early
I'm flying out of the Atlanta airport and got here early. Boarding pass was printed. I thought I was pretty smart getting here early.
Well it was way early. My gate was moved and I was not paying attention. At 910 I finally went to see why no one was at my gate... | 13 | 3.538462 | |
1417834102 | 1417879712 | t3_2ofde7 | t5_2to41 | 4,061 | [deleted]: TIFU by making my entire class think I'm sleeping with my sister
*Update: All jokes aside, I genuinely appreciate all the replies on here. This situation fucking sucked and not knowing anyone on campus sucks to. I always believed all comedy comes form a dark place and helps deal with shit and you guys just p... | 12 | 338.416667 | |
1417835578 | 1417894834 | t3_2offqw | t5_2to41 | 6 | brandnewlady: TIFU by getting in the car with a stressed teenager
I'm shaking as I type this. I'm still scared, even though I'm at home, where it's perfectly safe.
This was foreshadowed by a college visit. When trying to turn around in a stressful situation where another car was fast-approaching, she screamed at the b... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1417837673 | 1417993655 | t3_2ofit7 | t5_2to41 | 9 | bodgethebint: TIFU by shaking my mead
I've been making mead (honey wine) from scratch by combining honey, water, and bread yeast for a few months (it's all turned out to be pretty weak/watery). So a few weeks ago I ordered a nice bag of wine yeast and some nutrients to speed up the fermentation.
It was going very w... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1417833421 | 1417861703 | t3_2ofc7w | t5_2to41 | 41 | DoctorSportello: TIFU by trying to be polite while peeing in the woods
A little bit of background. I attend school in a college town in upstate NY, and directly at the exit to campus is this gorgeous recreation trail It runs about a mile into the woods, down a hill, and back out again. I have to walk down the hill on m... | 3 | 13.666667 | |
1417833387 | 1417842122 | t3_2ofc61 | t5_2to41 | 6 | GamesinaBit: TIFU by getting my friend and my crush together
There's a girl in my school that I've had a crush on for a while. On Tuesday, there was a cast party for the school musical, and both her (let's call her Kacie) and my friend (let's call him Jim) were there. I figure that it would be a good idea to tell Jim a... | 3 | 2 | |
1417839326 | 1417855365 | t3_2ofl7t | t5_2to41 | 23 | Confused1550: Tifu by reading message on gf's facebook.
Like many before me, and many more ahead of me... I read my gf's facebook that was left open. No defending it, but we've had issues in the past and I occasionally get paranoid. Not sure why I did it, as I've never looked through her phone or anything of the sort. ... | 7 | 3.285714 | |
1417839206 | 1417850757 | t3_2ofl1u | t5_2to41 | 5 | sfbaybear: TIFU by using the first thermometer I saw
I have the flu and have been having my temperature taken orally a few times a day. My wife is the doctor of the house, and usually she grabs the thermometer and administers it when I need it. This afternoon, however, she was busy and I just wanted to get it over wit... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1417840135 | 1417849814 | t3_2ofmek | t5_2to41 | 22 | thrownawaylikeababy: TIFU by banging my best friends girlfriend.
This didn't happen today, more like a year and a half ago. Throwaway for shame.
Before I start, I will say that I confessed to it just weeks after because guilt. I still feel terrible. He laughs about it and doesn't hold any hard feelings because of the ... | 6 | 3.666667 | |
1417841316 | 1417853381 | t3_2ofo1q | t5_2to41 | 15 | Not_Always_A_Menace: TIFU by showing "Psychosocial" to my religious relatives
Background: My father's side of the family lives close to me (about an hour and a half away). We rarely see them except for holidays. Every once in awhile I will get a text from my one of my aunts/uncles asking how I'm doing, school, dating, ... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1417840637 | 1417843060 | t3_2ofn40 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Adlerx: TIFU By checking the wrong website and costing my family over $400
So today technically isn't the day i fucked up, but i realized it a couple of minutes ago as of writing this. Flash back around 2 months ago I registered to take the ACT to get into a local community college, simple stuff not even my dumbass cou... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1417843373 | 1417880162 | t3_2ofqzr | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by not locking the back door all the way
So today like every weekday I head to work.. When I come home from work I'm looking for my laptop to do a bit of studying for my finals on Tuesday. Except that the laptop is nowhere to be found. The back door was open on our house and the side gate was open and m... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1417843720 | 1417856033 | t3_2ofrgk | t5_2to41 | 7 | NHDraven: TIFU by cracking a facial joke at work
2 Facilities guys at work are building something in another department. I'm there from a different department waiting for my part to begin. They need a hand with something, so I step in to help. During the leveling of a counter, one guy is spraying the glue left at the s... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1417844687 | 1417846934 | t3_2ofssg | t5_2to41 | 4 | pussy_bitch: TIFU: Narnia
So I'll begin by saying this was potentially not my fault.
I'm hanging with my ex and her new boy friend (we're pretty chill now). We decide that after a long day of playing Destiny and Advanced Warfare we would travel a block up the street to my grandfathers. He has a very large theatre in h... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1417844791 | 1417887807 | t3_2ofsxk | t5_2to41 | 2 | NotObsoleteIfIUseIt: TIFU when a kid told me his locker combo (back in 2006 actually)
So in September 2006 I had just started Grade 12 (I just came to Canada from USA at that time and Canada starts school in September), finally the last grade of high school, excited for college, etc. with good grades and shit.
Anyways... | 5 | 0.4 | |
1417847365 | 1417871944 | t3_2ofw6m | t5_2to41 | 4 | MrFuckles: Tifu: allowingmy gf to go to the gym with me
So this is on my phone so I'll try to make this quick. This happened 2 days ago. Allow me to start from the beginning.
So I lost my girlfriend of 3 years back in March and was extremely depressed, well ironically one of my ex's contacted me and I was like "I'm sin... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1417848133 | 1417932207 | t3_2ofx3v | t5_2to41 | 6 | thejardude: TIFU by buying my girlfriend's Christmas presents in November
For once in my life, I decided to buy my girlfriend's presents before the crazy Christmas rush. Did some store shopping for stocking stuffers and little gifts, bought a rare game I knew she would like off of ebay (not a big fan of the franchise p... | 6 | 1 | |
1417849284 | 1417852227 | t3_2ofydd | t5_2to41 | 5 | olivvvver: TIFU by rejecting a beautiful girl.
Keeping the tradition going, this happened a year or 2 ago. I'd been hanging out with this incredibly attractive girl for a little while, and one day she invites me to see a show with her and some of her friends. I figure I might as well, so the day of the show comes. We p... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1417849329 | 1417864384 | t3_2ofyes | t5_2to41 | 8 | TIGERLAMBJOB: TIFU by not being a good friend
Basically, my friend who lives in the same state as me recently had his Dad commit suicide (happened about a month ago) and since then I've been trying to help him out as much as I can. He comes round last night and chills with me and my girlfriend. After a few hours of ea... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1417849802 | 1418061710 | t3_2ofyy4 | t5_2to41 | 9 | ABitIntense: TIFU by thinking a girl I like was not interested, turns out she just hadn't recieved my message.
Met a girl on tinder, got her number and we'd been chatting for a week or so, she was really cool and I sent her a text asking if she wanted to meet today. She never got back to me, I waited two days and figur... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1417851088 | 1417857336 | t3_2og0a2 | t5_2to41 | 24 | Rayn_the_hunter: TIFU by playing Pandora in my car
Alright! Story time! Soooo! Back story first! This girl I know from my biology class and I were talking after class. I mention that my whole family is going to see a movie without me, and so now I have to wait or go alone, which is lame. She offers to go with me, even ... | 7 | 3.428571 | |
1417850594 | 1417854662 | t3_2ofzse | t5_2to41 | 6 | camzilla27: [TIFU] By ordering lingerie
I'm going to preface this by saying I'm an 18 year old college Freshman living on her own for the first time. I was pretty baked on cyber Monday with a good portion of my last paycheck teasing me, so what else is there to do? I got five pairs of panties and a nightie from Pink. P... | 3 | 2 | |
1417853910 | 1417855205 | t3_2og2zi | t5_2to41 | 7 | smsirekcut: TIFU by using Band-Aids incorrectly. (Mildly NSFW)
(Apologies in advance, this is going to be a long story, TL;DR will hopefully be sufficient)
So this happened a couple months ago but I only decided to tell people recently.
I am a 19 year old guy and I work in a super market and I currently do not take an... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1417855219 | 1417855993 | t3_2og44j | t5_2to41 | 4 | Von-hairbig: TIFU -My Russian friend smoked my pubes
Modestyiskey: Is your friend's name Andre?
Von-hairbig: Nah it is Alexander
Modestyiskey: It is a reference. In the show "The League" one of the characters smokes a pube joint and claims to get high.
Von-hairbig: No this is true man this just happened
Modestyiskey: ... | 7 | 0.571429 | |
1417855401 | 1417903161 | t3_2og4ag | t5_2to41 | 4,659 | Space88Cowboy: TIFU and I couldn't be happier about it. (NSFW - just to cover my ass)
So this actually started about 9 months ago, but whatever... So I'm in school, but I've got a few years on me. Well after an especially rough month of class my good friend tells me that he has bought my wife and I tickets to go see... | 12 | 388.25 | |
1417858100 | 1417863546 | t3_2og6g5 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by quoting Napoleon Dynamite
I am in the computer science club at school (University)
and today we had our annual LAN party with around 25 of
the most awesome nerds a guy could be around. Today also
happened to be the day we would vote for the new President
of the club. I was nominated a few weeks p... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1417858336 | 1417859219 | t3_2og6mn | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by ruining several great friendships
This isn't like a lot of the posts I see on here but here it goes...
First of all I'm the student president of my dorm at the university I attend. Coming from an abusive low income family this was a big deal for as I felt like I finally had a place where I belonged.... | 5 | 1 | |
1417859227 | 1417865156 | t3_2og7bf | t5_2to41 | 4 | mosephstalin: TIFU by responding to a fake job ad on Craigslist.
I've been responding to job ads from different websites this week and started looking on Craigslist yesterday. I responded to 2 legit ones (companies I've heard of) and a third one that didn't have as much information but didn't think much about it. As I ... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1417860884 | 1417870062 | t3_2og8nx | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: Tifu by having too much sex
So this happened last night. I ended up going to see a girl I met off tinder. Get to her room she's got candles around her room lit up giving the romantic vibe. We had a couple of drinks started talking. One thing led to another and before you know it we're making out and getting... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1417864221 | 1417904816 | t3_2ogb5r | t5_2to41 | 70 | mildly_evil_genius: TIFU by gassing myself.
So I eat a lot of beans, onions, and peppers. Most meals are one variation or another. They're cheap and tastey, so sue me. As you can imagine I do a lot of playing the rear trombone. Recently I got a gift of a lot of ice cream. Apparently this combo is pretty potent.
N... | 6 | 11.666667 | |
1417865951 | 1417867928 | t3_2ogcjc | t5_2to41 | 15 | throwaway0_8: TIFU: Getting busted with the bologna pony out, and probably the cause of a attempt suicide.
So this happened about 20 minuets ago.
I've been dating for about a month, and I really like this girl, and she likes me.
Back Story! Me and this girl(call her Becky,) Have been dating for around one month now a... | 7 | 2.142857 | |
1417866946 | 1417867983 | t3_2ogdaq | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by jizzing on an 8 year old girls school book
Little back story.. I am a 25 year old male living at home with my parents, currently without a laptop so I am risking jerking it at the family computer in the dining room.
Okay so this actually happened around an hour ago. The house is empty so I decide to... | 4 | 2 | |
1417867121 | 1417872855 | t3_2ogdf6 | t5_2to41 | 28 | NotMrDrake: TIFU by giving $450 'counterfeit' notes to the police that were actually real
So I find one note that is definitely fake when I am counting my cash at the end of my shift and I noticed there was a missing part of the note, a name below the face. Every single person I asked agreed with me that was dodgy as f... | 6 | 4.666667 | |
1417874032 | 1417894273 | t3_2ogjhe | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by eating a potato skin.
Last night my boyfriend and I left our 4yo son with my mom and went out to do all our Christmas shopping for him. We finished up at one store, then went to a restaurant to relax and refuel.
So, we ordered my favorite appetizer - potato skins! By the time they finally brought th... | 5 | 1 | |
1417867602 | 1417903785 | t3_2ogdu4 | t5_2to41 | 2 | 618pereira: TIFU by going hiking.
as most FU this happened when i was 10.
My family and i used to live in Alice Springs in the middle of Australia. We use to go hiking a lot and it was really good time until IT happened.
What happened was that we were on a 7 hour hike and i was getting pretty tired so i wanted some ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1417873037 | 1417998708 | t3_2ogijp | t5_2to41 | 10 | johnnybankTA1: TIFU at my company Christmas party and shit is everywhere.
I actually FU multiple times throughout the night, but this was the most epic, probably of my life. It was a night to remember/forget?
edit Sorry for how long it turned out to be, just started typing and then saw the novel I wrote...
Background... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1417875400 | 1417886682 | t3_2ogkxg | t5_2to41 | 233 | tlf9888: TIFU by not picking up my cat.
Reddit, today I fucked up. This has actually been sort of building up over the course of the year and culminated this morning. See, last December I adopted a new cat, Evee, she was about a year and a half old and loves people but she particularly loves me and she has only grown m... | 4 | 58.25 | |
1417876317 | 1417893735 | t3_2oglz5 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending an out-of-context text to the wrong person at the most inappropriate time.
Hey Reddit, first post here, be gentle! Happened sometime ago,it still hurts.
Little background: I am dating this girl, she is awesome. Let's call her Birdy. Birdy makes me smile every moment I'm around her. She has ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1417875653 | 1417881776 | t3_2ogl85 | t5_2to41 | 7 | cutzemeow: TIFU by telling my grandmother to die.
This happened on my last stay at my grammys place a few weeks ago. We just finished lunch and she was about to take a nap on the couch in the living room. As I am about to leave the room, wanting to tell her "cu later" in a kind manner, I somehow managed to say "Ruhe sa... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1417878499 | 1417901072 | t3_2ogomm | t5_2to41 | 858 | h0uze: TIFU by hooking up with an old friend
AltaEgoNerd: There is no real reason to feel disgusted or shocked or guilty.
1. Neither of you knew.
2. Neither of you were trying to procreate; y'all were just having fun.
3. Congratulations! You've just graduated to a level (albeit unknowingly) of sexual fantasy.
Neit... | 8 | 107.25 | |
1417878764 | 1417891430 | t3_2ogozo | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by fly-kicking a five year old girl in the chin
So this happened earlier today. I was playing rugby for our school's team and as usual with these sort of matches a small crowd gathers at the sidelines, usually families or other pupils.
Game went well, both teams were pretty evenly matched. In about the... | 3 | 5 | |
1417875971 | 1417885004 | t3_2oglla | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by screwing with a fire extinguisher
So a little background: Last year I was in an engineering program. This allowed me to stay after school until 5-6pm in the engineering lab unattended because the instructor trusted us to behave. Well, I was playing around on the computer at the back of the class and ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1417880526 | 1417924751 | t3_2ograo | t5_2to41 | 4,372 | TIFUBYBEINGAPEDO: TIFU by accidentally being a pedophile at a friend's wedding
I just came back from the wedding and now I wish I would never have existed.
One of my friends got married today and during the ceremony a girl, slightly taller than me (I'm 5'7'') stood next to me. She was breathtakingly gorgeous. Without ... | 18 | 242.888889 | |
1417881075 | 1417934459 | t3_2ogs2w | t5_2to41 | 33 | [deleted]: TIFU - AND now my mom thinks I'm a terrorist.
Slightly before Halloween ( I wanted to wait incase of erm, possible legal issues)
I was working at a Hotel bar, lots of randoms and out of towners but also a watering hole for some locals. I'm outside having a smoke (mayb 7pm-ish) when a lady reminds me tha... | 3 | 11 | |
1417882768 | 1418014993 | t3_2oguis | t5_2to41 | 530 | Throwawaygbk: TIFU by jacking off at school.
Of course this didn't happen today but it did this previous week.
Being a teenaged boy, I usually jack off twice a day; once before school, and once before I go to bed. Last Tuesday, I got up late, and didn't have time to rub one off before school, so come 3rd period, I'm p... | 16 | 33.125 | |
1417879853 | 1417890002 | t3_2ogqe8 | t5_2to41 | 101 | Adjective_J: TIFU by being horrible at the concept of gifts TWICE!!
This happened today. First a bit of background. I have a wonderful girlfriend who I have been dating "officially" for eleven months and twelve days. For those keeping count at home, yes, we started dating on Christmas of last year. I'm 32 but she is m... | 11 | 9.181818 | |
1417883825 | 1417885088 | t3_2ogv3t | t5_2to41 | 7 | bluesky747: Haha I don't post to GW under this account. I keep that shit separate, at least on reddit.
I didn't say I'd make it easy for you. :P
johnnybankTA1: hints?
bluesky747: Nope, sorry. lol
johnnybankTA1: lol, alright, at least tell us which day you posted. I had no idea how many posts there are in a day...... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1417884529 | 1417897459 | t3_2ogx4b | t5_2to41 | 20 | cattlerus: TIFU - I installed my own electric fence
I have a cattle farm with about 65 head in Oklahoma. The farm is 163 acres and I have barbed wire fences to contain the cattle. I had been having trouble with fence repairs for a while and last month a had 11 head stolen. At $1000 per head that's a substantial loss fo... | 5 | 4 | |
1417886255 | 1417925273 | t3_2ogzxg | t5_2to41 | 245 | Mr_-yellow7: TIFU by accidentally getting my semen on the soap my mother uses.
So this FU actually happened yesterday but I didn't realize my mistake until today.
Yesterday was like any other normal day of me having my private time in the bathroom. I don't know why I milk the snake in the bathroom, no one opens the d... | 5 | 49 | |
1417885795 | 1417905924 | t3_2ogz6e | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by sneaking a bottle of alcohol into Hooters and then ended up peeing all over myself in the bathroom.
So recently I've become a huge fan of all things that are made of chicken and covered in extremely spicy buffalo sauce. That being said, I've started to frequent wing joints more often than not. In my ... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1417888751 | 1417928878 | t3_2oh42s | t5_2to41 | 52 | DickInCrazyCoworker: TIFU by getting tricked into impregnating my crazy coworker
[Deleted for legal reasons.]
Brext: I don't believe this at all.
DickInCrazyCoworker: Neither do I. But I've got the emails and text messages to prove it. And it's all going to HR.
hmba1013: What case is it you think you have? HR will ask... | 6 | 8.666667 | |
1417889530 | 1417927691 | t3_2oh5c6 | t5_2to41 | 11 | nothayha: TIFU by putting my dick in a Venus Fly trap (NSFW!)
This morning, I was feeling a bit horny. So I decided to spice things up a bit: By jerking it into a Venus Fly trap. The fly trap in question actually belongs to my roommate, and he left on Friday to go on a weekend long trip down South to visit some compani... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1417890439 | 1418038335 | t3_2oh6ui | t5_2to41 | 7,181 | thebeardwiththeguy: TIFU by yelling at my girlfriend's cat
This happened last night, but I'm still laughing at it, so I thought you guys might enjoy it.
About 6 months ago, my girlfriend took a kitten in that we had seen wandering around the apartment complex for several weeks. The cat has been attached to her hip ever... | 14 | 512.928571 | |
1417893037 | 1417923234 | t3_2ohbbv | t5_2to41 | 131 | 7rieuth: TIFU by dropping a textbook on a cockroach.
I was probably 15-16 at the time, but my parents house used to have a roach problem before I bought some industrial strength roach bait from eBay. In our basement is where my brother and I set up our corner desks and computers. One day I saw a fat pregnant little fuc... | 3 | 43.666667 | |
1417893365 | 1417941206 | t3_2ohbvv | t5_2to41 | 109 | hotdogandfuzzyman: Tifu by setting my lunch alarm to FHRITP
So today I decided to set an alarm for lunch so I don't forget to eat during work. I forgot that if you download a ring tone on my phone from an app it sets that to all of your optional noises/ringtones/alarms.I forgot to change the sound to morning flower ala... | 7 | 15.571429 | |
1417891523 | 1417909068 | t3_2oh8n2 | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking acid and freaking out.
sweetpea122: This sounds terrible.
For future reference, don't trip somewhere unless you have a solid 12-14 hours. More is better.
edit: youre also not in that much trouble because you still have reddit. I would probably take your computer too if I was your mom, but... | 7 | 2.285714 | |
1417892748 | 1417943288 | t3_2ohatk | t5_2to41 | 3 | chefsmoot: TIFU by shaving only half of my dick and accidently eating my own pubic hairs
So this just happened about an hour ago. I had scheduled a day to be with my Aunt because it was her birthday. So before she picked me up I decided to hop in the shower really fast, while I was in there I looked down and noticed a ... | 9 | 0.333333 | |
1417895121 | 1417898440 | t3_2ohf0l | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by nagging so much that it made my boyfriend reveal the surprise he had planned for me
oh reddit, today I fucked up what would have been the most beautiful surprise from my boyfriend!
let me explain what happened.. BF and I are in a LDR, living on different continents and are finally going to see each... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1417894209 | 1417900894 | t3_2ohdef | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by ruining my favorite shirt due to jizz (nsfw)
Happened Wednesday but couldnt post until now due to rules:
This happened today as me and the girl that Ive been hooking up with (girlfriend I guess) went to her house after an early release day at school. I had not had good sex in a while and I kind of ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1417896952 | 1417961052 | t3_2ohiaz | t5_2to41 | 366 | ToTouchAnEmu: TIFU by not flushing stranger's poop for him.
So I'm at this burger place with my girlfriend and I decide to clean my glasses. Well when I don't have my lens wipes on me, I normally use a little soap and water to clean them. So I go to the men's restroom and wash them in the sink. I decided that it wou... | 9 | 40.666667 | |
1417892864 | 1417911016 | t3_2ohb1c | t5_2to41 | 11 | Slingitforth: TIFU by mixing my social medias
So I'm really lazy when it comes to thinking up usernames, so I've been using the same username for just about everything since I was 12. It's easy to remember, and unique so it's never taken (but it isn't the one on this account; this is a throwaway).
Recently I began get... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1417900541 | 1417911809 | t3_2ohoo2 | t5_2to41 | 11 | K4S3-R: TIFU by being too stupid to be racist.
I can quote this from memory because it's been thrown back in my face so many goddamn times since then:
"Dear Morning Crew,
"Can we please please please please *please* stop stacking [wheeled carts called "u-boats" with boxes of dry goods] like retarded monkeys? It's not... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1417875613 | 1417999418 | t3_2ogl64 | t5_2to41 | 21 | GoldVader: TIFU by helping my friends kid
So this did actually happen today, which I guess is kind of rare for this sub.
So, a couple of weeks ago, I agreed to take on my friends son as a labourer (I run a small paint and decorating company) which is not something I normally do, and only did it as a favour to my buddy... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1417902568 | 1417906085 | t3_2ohs3c | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by fuck the police
LLoydTHEdroid: ALCOHOL ABUSE!!!!! GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS!!!!!
heyyou_thisisme: the have toilet wine in prison right>?
LLoydTHEdroid: [Pruno](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pruno)
| 4 | 1.5 | |
1417903097 | 1417925215 | t3_2ohszr | t5_2to41 | 89 | throwinupthrowaway: TIFU by being a royal pain in my roommate's ass (nsfw)
TIFU by being a royal pain in my roommate's ass. Some context, I've been very graciously offered a place to stay for a few months while a friend and I look for a new place in a different city. I'm not being charged rent, so long as I help with s... | 8 | 11.125 | |
1417903961 | 1417904717 | t3_2ohujy | t5_2to41 | 14 | Dontpokemybutt: TIFU by sending my boyfriend a goodnight text.
This happened a few years ago but I will never forget it. I was texting my boyfriend before going to bed and naturally started falling asleep so I send a quick "I'm tired. I love you so much, goodnight baby <3" text and slumber off without checking for a... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1417900200 | 1417994102 | t3_2oho4j | t5_2to41 | 19 | penetrationhelp: TIFU by getting car sick on a date and give my date a high five and a first bump goodbye
OK so… I met a gentleman, we shall call him E and he asked me on a date after a couple of days of texting. We live in different areas of our city and he sat in an hour and a half of traffic to get to my house. I c... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1417903138 | 1417949093 | t3_2oht2b | t5_2to41 | 260 | olliegee: TIFU by drinking my roommate's coffee
I had a final on Thursday, and I woke up an hour early so I could review the material. But I had to have some coffee first, so I went into the kitchen and found that my roommate had already made a pot. I poured myself a mug and went back into my room to study.
About 30 m... | 6 | 43.333333 | |
1417906947 | 1417963398 | t3_2ohzss | t5_2to41 | 281 | wtbjob: TIFU by hooking up on tinder.
So a little back story. I graduated last may and have been looking for work since. I've gotten a few interviews here or there but nothing that ended in a job.
Additionally, after college my bf at the time and I decided to part ways mutually. I wanted to stay in the town I love ... | 6 | 46.833333 | |
1417907537 | 1417918753 | t3_2oi0sl | t5_2to41 | 24 | peachfuzztesties: TIFU by making my sister think that her 3 year old daughter had explosive diarrhea.
I woke up this morning with my stomach feeling a little stirred up and I started off the day having real bad diarrhea. I always tried and stay hydrated but it just sometimes gets away from me.
So anyways this happened... | 3 | 8 | |
1417907551 | 1418178483 | t3_2oi0tl | t5_2to41 | 23 | 3string: TIFU by vomiting in the middle of church
This happened about half an hour ago. I got really drunk last night and had a little more vodka than usual. The morning rolls around and I need to go play guitar in the church band. During the sermon I'm sitting there listening, when I feel the urge. I fought it for as ... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1417910997 | 1417914655 | t3_2oi6io | t5_2to41 | 26 | namiworstchamp: TIFU By Bringing A Backpack To The LSAT
Long time lurker, first time poster. A friend urged me to post on here, so I'm not sure if it's 100% appropriate for this sub but here it goes...
**Story:**
So today I took the Law School Admissions Test (LSAT). I don't have a car so a friend dropped me off at ... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1417910868 | 1417999013 | t3_2oi6be | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my brother I want to "Fuck His Asshole" in front of a stranger.
Happened literally 10 minutes ago. I usually tell everybody in my family I love them everyday.
So my brother went to walk the dog and I said I love you while he was walking away, he didn't respond, okay whatever. I say right af... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1417912152 | 1417982350 | t3_2oi8fn | t5_2to41 | 11 | ReaperOfMusic: TIFU by masturbating too hard
First time poster here and this morning I fucked up.
So I woke up around 5 o'clock this morning and having usual morning wood I figured that "relieving" myself would be a great way to start the day...
After looking through reddit I found that golden pic, now I have a queen ... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1417970366 | 1418089366 | t3_2oi8mx | t5_2to41 | 4 | greymatterhorn: I actually gave her several orgasms using just my hands. Unfortunately she wanted my hard member and I could not produce. This is why she left, even after making her shake with pleasure. I blame this all on myself.
TB_Rhine: Yeah, chicks are funny about that. They take it as a rejection; fucks with the... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1417913456 | 1417914304 | t3_2oialg | t5_2to41 | 9 | MrFuckles: Tifu: by dating a extremeist christian
So I fucked up a few months ago. I need to put some background information in first though.
So i went to a very conservative high school for most of my teenage life. It was a tough school but it wasn't very hard. Ever since 8th grade I liked this girl but knew nothing c... | 3 | 3 | |
1417868205 | 1417937476 | t3_2ogeck | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by being too careless with electronics.
Dear Reddit,
Today I was passing time at home and decided to browse through reddit. My laptop was on my desk, inside a heap of wires. I pulled it out and swung the wires. I had no idea that my father's hard-drive (connected to a wire) too was in the mess. It resu... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1417914417 | 1417916089 | t3_2oic1l | t5_2to41 | 33 | Neversafeforlife: Tifu by trusting wood.
This actually happened today, about 5 hours ago for the initial part.
I work in the construction industry. As part of my job requires, I have to walk around on stilts for half my day and it can be a bit dangerous at times. Mostly getting on or off of them.
So I finished wh... | 3 | 11 | |
1417913933 | 1417934520 | t3_2oibbd | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: Tifu by buying that cute girl a drink.
Last November I was riding through Guatemala with a couple of my buddies. It may be the manliest thing I've done. Lots of beer, lost of road, some nice women and a beautiful country.
End of the trip we're back in Antigua at an ex-pat bar. I'd been thinking how I've al... | 5 | 0.2 |
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