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1417914990 | 1417923773 | t3_2oicxc | t5_2to41 | 121 | tnargsnave: TIFU by hooking back up with my old girlfriend (I'm married)
Killimansorrow: Came into this post feeling judgemental, leaving with empathy and understanding. I've been there.
FrozenPhilosopher: It took me multiple reads of these comments before I understood that WoW was his ex...
tnargsnave: We're back to... | 4 | 30.25 | |
1417912858 | 1417972994 | t3_2oi9lf | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting a little girl walk a dog.
So to provide you with some context to this cringe worthy tale; I was just finishing up my work experience at a small veterinary clinic in the middle of butt-fuck no where. It's a small place, don't get many operations outside of the average castration or sewing a li... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1417916864 | 1417940928 | t3_2oifw8 | t5_2to41 | 41 | Te3raw: TIFU At In-N-Out Burger
Backstory: My mom and I are pretty close, and I tell her pretty much everything. She's really chill and funny, and sometimes she jokes about sexual shit..
Story: So here it comes. We were at In-N-Out Burger, huge crowd there, and she asked me what I was getting. I was like, imma get a ... | 5 | 8.2 | |
1417915827 | 1417917960 | t3_2oie91 | t5_2to41 | 39 | onlyonc: TIFU by trying to save a friendship
So this took place last night. So here's some back story. I've been in college for about a year and a half, and I have a group of friends i hang out with all the time. I care a lot for them as they were there for me during the most difficult period in my life, when my mam di... | 3 | 13 | |
1417918440 | 1418117532 | t3_2oiic1 | t5_2to41 | 49 | 078189: TIFU by (almost) hooking up with a crazy chick. NSFW
Have you ever met someone for the first time and thought "I'm going to end up with a restraining order against [this person]"? Well, that's exactly how I felt about half an hour into my first date with this girl.
So I got this girl's number when I talked to ... | 6 | 8.166667 | |
1417909885 | 1417925008 | t3_2oi4n6 | t5_2to41 | 55 | MSJ2: TIFU by trying to light a candle by waving at it
I love candles, especially at this time of year. I'll light an apple cinnamon candle and let it go all day. Tonight I was sitting at my kitchen table whilst using my laptop and snacking on a banana. A lit candle was within reach. (It's important to note that this w... | 3 | 18.333333 | |
1417918828 | 1417919890 | t3_2oiix6 | t5_2to41 | 2 | ashtonanne: TIFU by driving away while my purse was on top of the car.
_yordle: Better call the social security office to report it or else someone is going to try and open up bank accounts under your name.
ashtonanne: I will call Monday. The office is not answering.
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1417919165 | 1418074502 | t3_2oijfo | t5_2to41 | 58 | AdmiralRice: TIFU misunderstanding a 'sex fact'
Not today,
When I was in high school my group of friends where a bunch of girls some of us had iPhones with 'fun fact' apps or 'sex facts'
One of the facts was "coffee and beer make semen taste bitter, pineapple makes semen taste sweet" I thought this was a really stra... | 6 | 9.666667 | |
1417919424 | 1417929536 | t3_2oijth | t5_2to41 | 12 | xXhizorSs: TIFU by sitting on the small end of a billiard cue.
~13 years ago me and my older brother got a small billiard table for christmas. It was constantly used until it got left out on a table in our play room where our only computer were.
Couple of months later my brother had bought a new game for the pc, I was ... | 3 | 4 | |
1417916026 | 1417927820 | t3_2oiek2 | t5_2to41 | 229 | AreEyeGeeBeeWhy: TIFU by giving my wife 'Toasted Marshmallow' sauce
This happened about 7 hours ago... I'm still trying to shake the mortification off...
My parents came into town this weekend to look at a house my wife and I are interested in. After we viewed the house we went to a burger joint in the area that has p... | 5 | 45.8 | |
1417920608 | 1417925268 | t3_2oiln3 | t5_2to41 | 13 | receiptinthebag: TIFU by not understanding basic physics and therefore losing a bet
This happened yesterday during dinner with my family. For whatever reason, the conversation got to me saying that people can crush a whole egg (in shell) in the palm of their hand and break the shell. My dad calls bullshit on my stateme... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1417921677 | 1418037815 | t3_2oin9h | t5_2to41 | 6 | tossaway_tossaway: TIFU By Reporting Harassment at Work
I started a new job recently working in a professional corporate office, in an open cubicle environment. I am a male, and happen to be basically surrounded by female coworkers.
Not long after starting there, a female coworker walks by me and says "Hi Sam", giggl... | 6 | 1 | |
1417919269 | 1418063151 | t3_2oijkr | t5_2to41 | 7 | Medicalproffesional: TIFU by cooking with peppers
This happened 3hrs ago. Started out by cooking dinner. Making a spaghetti squash dinner with tomatoe and onions. But I decided that I wanted to have a kick to it so I added minced red chile pepper. Dinner went well and the kick was nice. However, I forgot to wash my han... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1417923381 | 1417923931 | t3_2oipw9 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a Christian he is being to Christian
Today I went into work with a big smile on my face. We hired a new guy who is in his mid 20's and just married. I work in face to face sales. As people I am helping leave the store I always say, "Enjoy your Holidays!" After one sale I say this and I turn a... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1417923818 | 1417924065 | t3_2oiqln | t5_2to41 | 3 | Captain-Fuckwit: TIFU by throwing a girl so hard she went through a bin.
Starstuffb5: Your lucky she wasn't injured. No amount of muscle will help with the legal system.
Captain-Fuckwit: All I'm saying is thank fuck its England and thank fuck she continued partying.
PARTY ON WAYNE.
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1417923673 | 1417928734 | t3_2oiqdg | t5_2to41 | 28 | ngabear: TIFU by not realizing I was being hit on
TL;DR - Gorgeous blonde tries to hit on me, I am not a smart man
So for the last couple of days I've been helping run a booth at this fitness expo before this marathon that's happening tomorrow. Anyways, yesterday and today there's been this gorgeous blonde that's been... | 4 | 7 | |
1417926653 | 1417934670 | t3_2oiusn | t5_2to41 | 3 | strilling7: TIFU by fingering my gf too well
[deleted]: Dude. Flick the bean. Don't demolish it.
strilling7: She said it felt great, and I didn't like go vegeta on it, she's just never had that done to her before
Kraligor: Did she cry?
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1417926701 | 1418019551 | t3_2oiuvb | t5_2to41 | 9 | BobThePillager: TIFU by ruining an assignment worth 25% of the courses grade for a class I don't even have, and making everyone hate me
A little bit of background info for this story. I'm in my school's grade eleven IB program, and there are two Geography classes each containing ~25 kids. I am in class A, where we take... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1417927543 | 1417929578 | t3_2oiw4x | t5_2to41 | 23 | sviwel: TIFU by looking at pictures of cats at traffic.
So this happened about 1 hour ago, I feel like an idiot.
So today after work my wife told me I needed to pick up her 14 y.o. sister from the mall since she was hanging out with her girlfriends. I headed over there and picked up my SIL. Normally we don't talk, bec... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1417929296 | 1417995270 | t3_2oiym5 | t5_2to41 | 6 | dislikehistorywat: TIFU By finding Reddit Dislike History Exists
Today, while Skyping with friends, we needed a free game to play. So I posted a post on /r/askreddit asking for some fun free games, when I told them to check my posting history. I don't post anything bad, so I thought it'd be cool to tell them to look. B... | 3 | 2 | |
1417929928 | 1417931345 | t3_2oizfh | t5_2to41 | 4 | dools98: TIFU by farting in my mom's face
pr0f_0ak: totally worth it
dools98: Even though my hands were throbbing by the time I got done with those lines, I was still laughing my ass off.
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1417928395 | 1417968984 | t3_2oixe6 | t5_2to41 | 31 | Coollook7: Tifu by sending this to my stepmom
We went to outback after state championship high school game. My friend said I should reply to my step moms msg asking: "where are you guys?" With: "inside you"
http://i.imgur.com/4NpzmiX.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/iqpTea0.jpg
And my dad sent these:
http://i.imgur.com/uWQCWHy.j... | 7 | 4.428571 | |
1417933151 | 1417937802 | t3_2oj3wa | t5_2to41 | 12 | The_Double_Yeti: TIFU By not cleaning my room
Lets start our by saying that my family is well-off financially, and so we have a maid come to clean the house once a week. Now normally if I don't want my room to be cleaned for whatever reason, all I have to do is close the door before I leave for school that morning. To... | 3 | 4 | |
1417933797 | 1419753205 | t3_2oj4pt | t5_2to41 | 8 | RoadToTheBed: TIFU just by texting a girl
TreyCain96: I mean, there are awkward "rules" for dating in society, and waiting three days is one of them, so by that logic, maybe. That being said, I don't believe in those rules, and I don't think you did anything wrong. There's a good chance she's just busy. Just hang in t... | 8 | 1 | |
1417935994 | 1417957618 | t3_2oj7dh | t5_2to41 | 6 | Rambolt: TIFU by telling a blind kid to go watch Netflix
Unlike most posts I read in this thread, this actually happened a few hours ago. I have been lurking for years, but I thought this story belonged here. This is my first post on reddit, so I apologize in advance to all you hardcore users if it isn't perfectly form... | 3 | 2 | |
1417934385 | 1417974078 | t3_2oj5gu | t5_2to41 | 43 | PhreakofNature: TIFU by winning an award without knowing
This actually happened over a year ago. My high school was having its awards night and all the students who won awards got a formal invitation by mail that told them where to go and what to wear. I'm not trying to boast, but I am definitely in the top percentage ... | 4 | 10.75 | |
1417936776 | 1417937431 | t3_2oj88h | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a lady in line her daughter was adorable
So, it was not actually me. I just happened to witness this as a cashier in a liquor store. It started with a call from a woman who was noticeably crying, asking "do y'all have the wine they got down at the Olive Garden?" She had trouble understanding ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1417938147 | 1417941544 | t3_2oj9nu | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by going on /r/spacedicks
anacletoperez38: Use /r/eyebleach
Thoroughbred_O_Sin: You are kind.
Kraligor: Now, you should check out /r/spacedicks!
Thoroughbred_O_Sin: Oh no no no. I made that mistake a few days ago thanks to being relatively new to reddit and not picking up on the extreme sarcasm of anot... | 5 | 1 | |
1417941171 | 1418182709 | t3_2ojchg | t5_2to41 | 547 | Xreally: Tifu by having sex at my boyfriends house when his mom was home
Reddit, today I fucked up.
So my boyfriend and I have been dating for about two years now. Today I went over to his house(he's currently living at home while he goes to cc) said hello to his mom who has been covering the house in Christmas decora... | 20 | 27.35 | |
1417941438 | 1417983528 | t3_2ojcr4 | t5_2to41 | 8,074 | klixxan: tifu by eating period blood and getting showered in vomit [NSFW]
Making out with my boyfriend on our bed. I am blissful and moaning underneath him. One quick lock of the eyes, we know what it's time for...
hold that thought
"We can't babe" "Why?" "Still on my period." Sad face. Typically, we would just c... | 10 | 807.4 | |
1417941133 | 1417946092 | t3_2ojcgh | t5_2to41 | 5 | iHades-: TIFU by telling my friend I will buy weed off him when I don't smoke
rdubzz: Easy. Don't say shit. If he asks just say your bro gave you some before he left or say your quitting and can't smoke anymore for a job or some shit
iHades-: And if he gets pissed that i dont have his money? or says something like i a... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1417943941 | 1417944473 | t3_2ojev3 | t5_2to41 | 4 | my7sins: TIFU: By Turning on a link to a woman moaning really loud at work!
So this happened about a week ago but i still cringe at myself every time i remember what happened. About a week ago i got a whatsapp message from a group of friends which basically went along the lines of this person records his last words bef... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1417947041 | 1417954964 | t3_2ojh87 | t5_2to41 | 5 | tokke: TIFU, I almost DDOS'd a website and got my group removed.
ben_db: What is night dropping?
Kraligor: I have no idea.
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1417950455 | 1417951570 | t3_2ojjx5 | t5_2to41 | 7 | eslaf: TIFU by wearing a belt
AssPlay1: let me guess = you're white.
eslaf: bingo
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1417954997 | 1417960524 | t3_2ojnjg | t5_2to41 | 46 | [deleted]: TIFU, actually in the last few months, by pouring bottles of piss from my window
Right, so, I'm too lazy to go downstairs to use the bathroom at night, so I piss in a bottle and pour it out of my window. Fast forward about half a year, and there's these bright green streaks of, I dunno, fungus or some shit g... | 8 | 5.75 | |
1417956996 | 1417993182 | t3_2ojp7i | t5_2to41 | 118 | pinky0926: TIFU by making scrambled eggs.
So I get home late last night (well, if we want to get technical it was very early this morning), and as is typical of a friday night I was drunk and hungry as all hell.
I scoured the fridge for inspiration and after much boy-looking (hold door open and assume everything can ... | 5 | 23.6 | |
1417957546 | 1418016613 | t3_2ojpok | t5_2to41 | 21 | rj8532: TIFU by ordering a stuffed crust pizza.
Okay, so this happened last night, but I realized it this morning.
First off, for my job I have to travel around the country and so I am always staying in hotels and eating out. I am currently doing a job with three of my other coworkers. We are all big football fans a... | 7 | 3 | |
1417953090 | 1417974249 | t3_2ojm06 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Dangerous_Beast: TIFU by studying too much
First off some background information. I am sixteen years old and live in germany. I am still in school and we have something here called a "Leistungskurs". Since I am not a native english speaker I am not really sure, but I think the english equivalent would be an advanced co... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1417958715 | 1417967980 | t3_2ojqrr | t5_2to41 | 16 | PapaEshays: Tifu by going right instead of left
So this happened to me a couple of hours ago but I haven't had the chance to write it until now. Anyway it all started during a game of paintball. Our team had our asses kicked in the previous two rounds and we really wanted to win the third. The paintball match was now ... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1417959130 | 1418009575 | t3_2ojr5s | t5_2to41 | 25 | Twilight_Sparkle_: TIFU by almost stabbing a surgeon.
This was actually quite a while ago when I was like 14 (I'm 18 now) and it's been something I remembered in the back of my mind but now I'm coming out and telling y'all.
When I was 14 I had to get my wisdom teeth removed. Being the little bitch I was back then I co... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1417961336 | 1418085336 | t3_2ojtev | t5_2to41 | 453 | jmkamer: TIFU: by letting my friends play with my hot sauce while drunk.
To set the stage, my friends were pretty far gone by now, and starting to get bored. I on the other hand, was making dinner on my George Foreman grill (yummy hamburgers).
My friend Moose then asked me the most strange question of the night. "... | 10 | 45.3 | |
1417963270 | 1418062106 | t3_2ojvky | t5_2to41 | 11 | OpanaE40: TIFU by giving my boyfriend hepatitis c, which costs about 70k to cure.
Well it wasn't really today, but he just got the blood work back recently. I've had hep c since I was 16. I got it from my late boyfriend.
He used to race motorcycles professionally in the Philippines in the 80s. One day he had a bad cra... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1417963548 | 1417969449 | t3_2ojvw9 | t5_2to41 | 30 | underhands: TIFU by drunk texting
Let me begin by saying I never drunk text. I am a junior in college and that shits just bellow me, or so I thought. I went to this party last night, with a girl there that I have had a crush on for the past 3 years, and I hardly ever see anymore. So I mean I am way too drunk, and I'm s... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1417965834 | 1418031722 | t3_2ojyr8 | t5_2to41 | 294 | zeezguy: TIFU by accidentally headbutt-ing Mark Zuckerberg
This story is actually from a few months ago but just thought of posting it here today. I am frequently in Silicon Valley on business and a childhood friend of mine lives in the same neighborhood as Mark Zuckerberg. One evening this past June I was walking down... | 10 | 29.4 | |
1417969068 | 1418026667 | t3_2ok3a0 | t5_2to41 | 145 | DONT_PM_ME_PINAPPLES: TIFU by having sex with my best friend
UPDATED
So, ehm I don't really know how to start this, but let's go.
A bit of backstory, me and this girl(let's call her Katie) have been friends for a really long friends and she's my best girl friend and I feel like I can talk with her about anything and ... | 7 | 20.714286 | |
1417969091 | 1634860707 | t3_2ok3b5 | t5_2to41 | 34 | Mark-Fuckerburg: TIFU by trying to trip on Robitussin
So this one is fresh from the fuck up factory because it happened last night and we're still feeling nasty as hell.
Me and my friend R had a fantastic idea to trip on Robitussin and from that point on shit started going wrong and didn't stop. It all started at walm... | 6 | 5.666667 | |
1417970620 | 1417979722 | t3_2ok5lp | t5_2to41 | 3 | MrSluggly: TIFU by drinking coffee
So, Reddit, TIFU. It won't be such an amazing story, though, enjoy.
So I have two coming exams in the next two weeks, and I decided that I'd work today and settle the things down. So, here we go, I made a mug of coffee and took my P. book, sat in front of the PC and started working t... | 3 | 1 | |
1417969811 | 1418018115 | t3_2ok4dh | t5_2to41 | 768 | KTY_: TIFU by putting shaving cream on my toothbrush
That's it.
^^^It ^^^didn't ^^^taste ^^^very ^^^good.
Alexlam24: When you confuse your shampoo with your conditioner and you end up shampooing twice.
Mr_Goop: FUCK I REPEATED
Suck_A_Fat_One_: I think one of your chromosomes repeated
ToxicSandwich: I think you should... | 6 | 128 | |
1417972033 | 1418155793 | t3_2ok7xo | t5_2to41 | 224 | InvictusProsper: TIFU by using Tinder.
So I have never been very good with women and thought I might try Tinder. I'm a bit of a slow starter I guess you could say; meaning I like to know her pretty well before I go out or do anything. I like to make sure I'm truly interested. I'm starting to guess this would be my mist... | 9 | 24.888889 | |
1417972014 | 1418060276 | t3_2ok7wk | t5_2to41 | 5 | shankurnan69: TIFU by trusting an australian
For some backround information i used to talk on a teamspeak with some australians who were pretty good friends to me. On our teamspeak we have certain powers to establish the randoms from the default users, well one day i earned moderator. Well here comes the bad part, i be... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1417973083 | 1420413696 | t3_2ok9ps | t5_2to41 | 1,960 | brsmits: [TIFU] (Update) By playing 'Let it Go' in a Starbucks. A lot.
First off: [previous post](http://i.imgur.com/Pex2yqV.jpg) on thursday blew the fuck up. I gave out a bit too much info and you guys got the store number. More poor decisions by me lead to the store getting called at least once a minute for 3 hour... | 12 | 163.333333 | |
1417973504 | 1418010793 | t3_2okah6 | t5_2to41 | 158 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a cute puppy.
Well I'm 18, single and a virgin.
There's this girl I've gotten really close to, let's call her Sakura. She's fun, sweet and way out of my league(I'm talking hottest girl in college).
Things have been going really well. We hang out, flirt and sext a lot (eternally grateful to sna... | 9 | 17.555556 | |
1417974060 | 1417977312 | t3_2okbez | t5_2to41 | 5 | seraph77: TIFU by eating coffee grounds (intentionally)
Far, far from today, but this FU happened when I was maybe 11.
If any of you are old enough to remember the movie [Disorderlies](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092897/), there's a scene where one of them (Buff?) is walking around, licking his finger, dipping it int... | 5 | 1 | |
1417975668 | 1418030199 | t3_2oke8a | t5_2to41 | 81 | ratadeacero: TIFU by hugging my date
There is a woman I know who has recently ended a marriage. Being the single guy I am, I asked her out. Amazingly, she said yes. The day of our first date, I dressed up nice and had a whole evening planned.
She pulls up and gets out of her car wearing a t-shirt, tennis shoes some o... | 6 | 13.5 | |
1417976420 | 1418079607 | t3_2okfjm | t5_2to41 | 11 | KingChoncey: TIFU by accidentally getting my friend kicked out of her house for allegedly having a threesome.
So let me start with some background. I went to meet two of my friends in central London knowing that we would be going to a squat rave later on. Let's call these two guys Aaron and Lewis. When I met up with Aa... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1417928108 | 1417990094 | t3_2oiwz1 | t5_2to41 | 5 | D45_B053: TIFU by not CAREFULLY reading shipping address confirmations...
Last month, one of my favorite webcomics announced that they were doing a special on a book that they had recently put up for sale. I decided to check it out, and ended up buying a copy for myself (because I enjoy the author/artists work, it'd he... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1417977458 | 1417982030 | t3_2okhf1 | t5_2to41 | 16 | Lolcatz101: TIFU when I got onto Reddit today.
A funny story that is a horrible but short story. I woke up a few hours ago, due to it being a Sunday, went to my kitchen and made myself a cup of strong coffee to wake me up. Learned a valuable lesson, check the date on the milk, it was way past due and I poured it in my ... | 7 | 2.285714 | |
1417979317 | 1418161376 | t3_2okkqh | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by talking dirty to the girlfriend, only to realize it was her mother checking on the account
Today i royally fucked up, i woke up today and decided to text my girlfriend, For awhile she and I were talking dirty back and forth. After awhile i went to eat breakfast and came back to countinue the conversa... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1417980190 | 1418022792 | t3_2okmbv | t5_2to41 | 19 | Antifis: TIFU by stabbing a friend in the ass
So as usual this didn't happen today it was about 6 years ago.
It was the second year of secondary school so i was 12 at the time, i was in my technology class and one of my friends (lets call him Bob) got up to sharpen their pencil and the person who sat beside him (Max) ... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1417989252 | 1418054335 | t3_2oki8v | t5_2to41 | 63 | JewishDude22: Religious household or something?
Hardrainfalling: You do know that Amish have a really high rate of incest and rape, right? And Mormons in polygamist tribes have generated their own form of dwarfism? I like your answer, but sometimes those closed, secretive cults breed incest. Like the US Military. Yes, ... | 6 | 10.5 | |
1417983772 | 1418154666 | t3_2oksy8 | t5_2to41 | 15 | faplordferg: TIFU by fapping into a broken toilet [NSFW]
This just happened and I am not proud of it, which is why I'm using a throwaway account. A little background I just got blazed as fuck at my parent's house, and of course horny me decided it was a good time to fap when they weren't home. So I'm doing my own thing... | 5 | 3 | |
1417974814 | 1418001221 | t3_2okcpi | t5_2to41 | 11 | squattro: TIFU by burning all my hair on my face
Years ago I went camping with a large group (mainly family and extended family). Time came when everyone got hungry and I decided to help with the cooking. My uncle pulled a "plough disc" in which we tossed some cut potatoes to make fries, bacon, and other kinds of meet ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1417985136 | 1418010079 | t3_2okvl1 | t5_2to41 | 18 | TheGreatIain: TIFU by goofing off at work
So I work in a snack bar/kitchen type thing and sometimes we don't have any orders and we'll start to mess around. Putting ice down people's shirts throwing bouncy balls. Dumb stuff like that. Today no one was coming up and so I started to goof off and decided it would be a goo... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1417983956 | 1417998886 | t3_2oktaj | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking my boss told me to clock out early yesterday, and sleeping in late for work today.
Yesterday I woke up and went to work on time at 9am. I work from home and I have a desk top computer and an office phone and I get calls from customers. I have already been in trouble for being late earlier th... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1417987167 | 1421033295 | t3_2okzer | t5_2to41 | 213 | nightr3d3: TIFU by feeding my family my cum. NSFW
I done fucked up reddit. So I was on my computer doing homework and started getting horney so I decided to bust one out even though I knew my dinner would be ready in like 10 minutes. But I'm a horney teenage boy so RIP logic and reason. Anyway, I start beating the bana... | 7 | 30.428571 | |
1417986048 | 1417989836 | t3_2okx94 | t5_2to41 | 14 | Mercerrex: TIFU by inviting girls to my party.
So this happened a long time ago and I just felt the need to share it after seeing this subreddit.
Background: When I was 15 me and my friend were obsessed with losing our virginities. We lived in a small town with a lake. And the house next to mine and the owners only ca... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1417988201 | 1418047905 | t3_2ol1hp | t5_2to41 | 100 | [deleted]: TIFU by not having sex with my boss
I've worked in my current retail job for about 2 and a half years and my floor manager (I'll call her M) and I have always had a flirty relationship. Co-workers and other managers always tease us about it in a fun piss-taking way. I should mention that relationships betwee... | 5 | 20 | |
1417987590 | 1418073083 | t3_2ol0a0 | t5_2to41 | 176 | Vettran: TIFU by making a Special Needs girl cry
I work at this coffee place that has specialized gift cards, and today a girl with special needs, about 15 or 16 if I had to guess, came in with a guardian or caregiver of some kind. She was incredibly nice, but she needed some help remembering her order. It all went smo... | 6 | 29.333333 | |
1417989633 | 1417989844 | t3_2ol47p | t5_2to41 | 5 | CertifiedTreeSmoker: TIFU by thinking that smoking a bong was more important that having a crap NSFW
terceskrad: next time just get high on the loo....
CertifiedTreeSmoker: I live with my mam in a rented house, I'd love to get high inside! Moved my xbox and telly to the back door for easy smoking access!
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1417989419 | 1418028920 | t3_2ol3sh | t5_2to41 | 4,252 | kulusurdis: TIFU by giving myself an enema
I was constipated for the last four days. As it started to become unpleasant, i bought an enema. I live in a flat with three other girls, we only have one bathroom so i decided to apply it when noone else would be there.
I filled the bag with two litres of warm water, hung it... | 10 | 425.2 | |
1417991460 | 1418017698 | t3_2ol7gd | t5_2to41 | 11 | apollo2893: TIFU by bullying a "nerd"
So as most the TIFU's this didn't happen today , this happened 7 years ago because it ruined a good portion of my high school experience.
So a little back story, there's a kid, we'll call him Chris, he is the "nerd" in this situation. I've known Chris for a LOONG time, since elem... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1417989989 | 1418021889 | t3_2ol4vz | t5_2to41 | 8 | jonwashere1: TIFU by hooking up with my best (girl)Friend. [NSFW]
This happened about 2 weeks ago and I fucked up big. So here is my story.
So I met this girl, let call her Lindsey, at my friends wedding the day before I moved to college. We had a great time and exchanged numbers and all that jazz. We instantly became... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1417991039 | 1418161789 | t3_2ol6rc | t5_2to41 | 9 | threwaway104: TIFU By Not Just Going To Sleep [NSFW]
This all happened over the last 27 hours. So this woman and I have been dating for a couple months. We met online and we aren't long distance but we aren't close either so we've seen each other sparsely. This weekend she was going to be staying overnight.
The night ... | 3 | 3 | |
1417990403 | 1418022837 | t3_2ol5n4 | t5_2to41 | 41 | FreakinAwesomeInc: TIFU, experienced real Japanese Wasabi at a sushi bar in Japan
I have had wasabi before, and never thought it was that big of a deal, but never had too much either. After trying a small portion on a sushi roll my friends at the table dared me to have more. I spread most of the ball of wasabi on the s... | 4 | 10.25 | |
1417988589 | 1418040737 | t3_2ol28t | t5_2to41 | 8 | tespian: TIFU by not being up to date about android changes
I will start by talking about alarms. In older android versions, or at least in the cellphone I had before (2.2), the alarm would never turn the phone on, so I would need to keep it on 24/7 if I wanted to use the alarm function. Less than year ago I bought a n... | 4 | 2 | |
1417992127 | 1418371660 | t3_2ol8nu | t5_2to41 | 19 | apartmentpop: TIFU by thinking my gun was unloaded
The incident happened a few months ago in my tiny one-bedroom apartment located in a large city in Texas. The walls are thin enough to hear a neighbor’s fart, so the bang of a .45acp thundered throughout the apartments in my building.
After an intense week of school ... | 12 | 1.583333 | |
1417991592 | 1417993994 | t3_2ol7po | t5_2to41 | 16 | unifx: TIFU by looking at reddit at work
So, This happened last Saturday and I work in a I.T company and we were moving websites to a new server so the best time to do this is on a Saturday morning as we don't have clients in or calling and we can get this done much faster.
It starts by my boss gave me a Galaxy S4 li... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1417992281 | 1417996430 | t3_2ol8xp | t5_2to41 | 17 | TdubyaENT: TIFU again - wallet + cash for the third time
So today I lost my wallet , has (probably had by now)over £130 quid in ($200 roughly) yet this isn't the first time this is the third , I've lost nearly the equivalent of a couple of weeks work literally losing wallets and I've lost nearly 5 debit cards in 2 mont... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1417992442 | 1418012887 | t3_2ol975 | t5_2to41 | 185 | [deleted]: TIFU by being home alone with my boyfriend
I'm not quite sure if this qualifies as a tifu, but this was the only subreddit I could think of that was somewhat relevant:
A bit of background: I come from a very religious family that does not even allow me to be in my room with a member of the opposite sex, let... | 7 | 26.428571 | |
1418013555 | 1418427611 | t3_2ol1yi | t5_2to41 | 24 | TooFewSecrets: Slightly related: should I be worried about being circumcised at all?
Avenged8xsucks: Well you'll not experience sex or masturbation as good as someone that's uncircumcised since your head will be de-sensitized to that. Could start a massive paragraph here about why it's bad for you but just ask people o... | 21 | 1.142857 | |
1417998592 | 1418076652 | t3_2oljhq | t5_2to41 | 4 | Bombed_And_Confused: TIFU by telling my friend I was interested in dating again
So, I'm a reasonably successful gal. I have a good job, a nice house, have a bunch of friends and a fulfilling life. You'd think I'd be settled with a husband and kids by now, (I'm in my mid-30s), but I was fortunate enough to realize tha... | 7 | 0.571429 | |
1418001169 | 1418025066 | t3_2oln35 | t5_2to41 | 27 | DropBearBait: TIFU by emailing the Director of HR of my current employer instead of my recruiter to ask when my interview was
So this actually did happen today. About 2 hours ago.
Currently I manage a fund raising department for a Not-for-profit in Australia. I was approached about 2 weeks ago to move over to a Busine... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1418004600 | 1418086061 | t3_2olsrv | t5_2to41 | 156 | IusedtobeCool_Iswear: TIFU by hurling urine at my girlfriend. NSFW-ish?
I (M) have a small and circular toilet in my home. Any man will note the smallness of it the first time they sit down to use it; With the exception of extremely cold mornings your penis (if you have one) will scrape the inside front of the bowl and... | 7 | 22.285714 | |
1418005216 | 1418013208 | t3_2oltqm | t5_2to41 | 9 | stuffup-o-rama: TIFU by hitting on my co-worker and best friend.
Throwaway for safety's sake.
First some context; I started a job a while ago which put me in an interesting turn of events. At first I was working the job just to earn a little money, no long term intention to stay. But as it turns out, new jobs earn you... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1418003151 | 1418005685 | t3_2olqg9 | t5_2to41 | 5 | TooCoolForSpoole: TIFU by giving my pal some advice after his breakup
About a few weeks back, my friend (let's call him Eggbert) broke up with his girlfriend of six months (let's call her Dilbert). They never really got along and she was pretty clingy. Now, Eggbert and I go to an all guy's school and Dilbert goes to an... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1418005464 | 1418085277 | t3_2olu4g | t5_2to41 | 6 | notreallyatwork: TIFU by getting the rare and embarrassing ass-ear infection.
[Apparently I'm allergic to peanut butter.](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-n4_BJ9hi-2U/UJ1gQ8SSQII/AAAAAAABCcE/Pv8gBmQq_6g/s1600/ahe.jpg). And no, I didn't ask "him" to pucker-up...
almonteguy1981: Here's what you do - walk up to all the girls yo... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1418004693 | 1418016034 | t3_2olsxg | t5_2to41 | 3 | FuriousFlagella: TIFU by slaying a baby . . .
Just like a lot of TIFUs this didn't happen today, it happened about a month ago. The day of the fuck up started like every other normal day, me putting my pants on, showering, and eating. The whole day went perfectly awesome, me getting laid by a chick who was a solid 8 (p... | 3 | 1 | |
1418005334 | 1418014836 | t3_2oltwz | t5_2to41 | 9 | dawrastler: TIFU by trying to get at a middle schooler
so like many of the TIFU's here, mine happened a little while ago and I was recently reminded of it. anyways, me and some friends were volunteering at this halloween festival for little kids and their families and there were other volunteers like us all volunteerin... | 3 | 3 | |
1418005918 | 1418006802 | t3_2oluv0 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Meerh: TIFU by thinking my ex had ulterior motives.
So this is currently ongoing and I would imagine will be for a while.
I had an ex-girlfriend kill herself a long ago (8th December 2007) and blame it on me, which makes it particularly hard for me to deal with today.
My recently ex-girlfriend offered to come spend t... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1417997978 | 1418061406 | t3_2olii8 | t5_2to41 | 29 | gerdinailo: Tifu: by pocket dialing a girl.
I'm 28. I met a young woman at a party, and we made out for a while. The next day I find out she is only 19. I'm hanging out with my friends, and they proceed to give me hell like only the best of friends can. I had accidentally pocket dialed her while this was going on. She ... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1418004909 | 1418020320 | t3_2olt8v | t5_2to41 | 134 | squizzage: TIFU by thinking wasabi was guacamole
This was actually when I was in 4th grade.a friend and I were out at a sushi restraunt. They brought out some wasabi with our sushi. I had never seen wasabi and took a big ball and put it on chopstick. My nose took five minutes to recover from the fire burning through my... | 4 | 33.5 | |
1418009373 | 1418081662 | t3_2om0vc | t5_2to41 | 70 | [deleted]: TIFU by deleting my 10 page final essay due next week.
I'm taking Humanities in college and the final for the class is this Thursday.
We had all year to prepare for the final, and the final is just a 10 page essay on Utopia. Pretty easy stuff, I've written couple 10 page essays and they're nothing (or so I... | 5 | 14 | |
1418010834 | 1418011458 | t3_2om3eb | t5_2to41 | 2 | inthemoonlight2389: TIFU by setting my fantasy lineup all wrong
Okay, so for any of you out there that play fantasy football you can certainly feel my pain on this one. For this week in fantasy football I went with the following lineup, and next to each player I'll put the total points they got me.
QB: Peyton Manning-... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1418007818 | 1418035630 | t3_2oly24 | t5_2to41 | 12 | krslynx: TIFU by laughing at a deaf person
This happened a while ago, so not quite a TIFU. I was meeting up with a friend, and we were planning on making some grub and playing some video games. We went to a local super market, bought a bunch of ingredients to make a curry, and headed for the checkout. I said I would ge... | 4 | 3 | |
1418011707 | 1418156415 | t3_2om4t9 | t5_2to41 | 57 | Michellerlove: TIFU by being a Reddit Secret Santa
TIFU as a Secret Santa. I decided at the last minute to join Reddit just to join in. My husband signed up a while back, and it just looked like a fun thing to do. When the matches showed up, I immediately stalked my SS, discussed the right gift with friends and my h... | 3 | 19 | |
1418010799 | 1418065831 | t3_2om3br | t5_2to41 | 2 | OptimusTardis: TIFU by giving a homeless man money
Today I went to buy things around the mall with all the Thanksgiving money I got from my relatives. Now, after I finished, I went walking past Lucky's on the way home, and saw a elderly African American homeless man. He was sitting at a corner and I walked past him, bu... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1418011828 | 1649780011 | t3_2om50w | t5_2to41 | 4 | WarrenTheRed: TIFU by leaving $600 worth of software on the roof of my car.
So, I spent this weekend doing testing for Microsoft. Their "payment" is by offer software gratuities, totaling to just under $600. So, working my weekend, totaling almost 18 hours (stayed about half hour late the first day, and almost an hour ... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1418011313 | 1418038516 | t3_2om45f | t5_2to41 | 14 | five_yolks: TIFU by playing Cumming or Drumming at work.
This actually happened last week, the day before Thanksgiving.
So, for my full time job I work in an office building. For my lunch break I normally head to the strip mall down the street to grab some pizza or something. Well, on this day we were getting an ass-... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1418013178 | 1418019689 | t3_2om77z | t5_2to41 | 5 | throwaway_tifurb: TIFU by trying to hack into my friends Facebook account
I did this for fun, I wanted to just troll him a little bit with crazy statuses etc.
So I clicked 'forgot my password' and filled out his security question and created a fake email to cater for the account. All good until it says that I can ac... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1418012348 | 1418014711 | t3_2om5us | t5_2to41 | 10 | Partymizter: TIFU When I gave my girlfriend a demonic souvenir from Canada.
My family and I took a weekend vacation to Canada, we were staying in Victoria and it is a well known area for their Native American museum. My girlfriend and I had recently started dating and I wanted to get her a great gift, it would also be ... | 3 | 3.333333 |
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