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1359046245 | 1359097125 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,091 | Childwood: TIFU by doing a taste test
I live in a building with shared bathrooms. This morning as I got up to poop in the toilet (it's my preferred method), I noticed some liquid on the seat before I sat down.
**Now**, I can't tell you what possesses a man to think such a thing, but in my brain, at that moment, I *ne... | 9 | 121.222222 | |
1359050632 | 1359089792 | null | t5_2to41 | 77 | ragnaroktog: TIFU by deciding to bike to work.
Technically this was yesterday. To get in shape, I decided I was going to bike to work. It's only about 5 miles, and hey, who doesn't love biking? Nevermind the fact it's been many years since I've ridden a bike. So, yesterday was my first day of biking to work. Google Ma... | 5 | 15.4 | |
1359053310 | 1359054022 | null | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: I finally had a TIFU moment!
I drank heavily for the first time in months and got blackout drunk. I woke up having shit myself and I still cant find my pants which may or may not have my missing payroll card that I need to use to pay my phone bill today.
Upon waking up to discover my man plop on the bed, my... | 3 | 2 | |
1359054545 | 1359061055 | null | t5_2to41 | 39 | [deleted]: TIFU I finally had my TIFU moment!
I drank heavily for the first time in months and got blackout drunk. I woke up having shit myself and I still cant find my pants which may or may not have my missing payroll card that I need to use to pay my phone bill today.
Upon waking up to discover my man plop on the be... | 5 | 7.8 | |
1359055119 | 1359351706 | null | t5_2to41 | 150 | ethor1547: TIFU by walking in the wrong bathroom...
Today I fucked up at school. I go to San Diego State University (SDSU) and in my hungover and probably still drunken stupor I walked into the Women's restroom instead of the Men's. (I have a dick thus I am a male). I would have just walked out except a woman in there ... | 9 | 16.666667 | |
1359067575 | 1359075178 | null | t5_2to41 | 34 | positronus: TIFU by calling overweight woman pregnant
During my lunch hour saw my ex's parents on the street. Last time I saw them was about 3 years ago and this time they, and especially mom looked big in abdominal area. Without missing a beat I exclaimed, "Congratulations on your new bundle of joy!" Turns out mom and... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1359068241 | 1359242867 | null | t5_2to41 | 14 | Saint453: TIFU by spending an hour on reddit in My English 101
As soon as I got to class started my computer and got on reddit. The last thing I remember my teacher say was "...and it's due before you leave." Fuck!
0failsis: This happens to me too dude guy, I'm thinking next semester I just won't bring my laptop in bec... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1359082585 | 1359124843 | null | t5_2to41 | 51 | GQuesnelle: TIFU by trying to trim my pubes.
Fml, I tried managing my pubes as I'll be seeing a lot of my girlfriend over the next little while, and things were getting a little messy downstairs.
Well, I slipped and shaved down to the skin right through the middle, and had to shave it all off.
Now I look and feel lik... | 9 | 5.666667 | |
1359084211 | 1359124774 | null | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by wearing tight jeans
So I lost some weight recently and thought I could fit in my tight jeans. It was a workday and all went well until I entered the car and slid on some ice and did a split which caused my jeans to rip a pant leg almost completely off. It was such a loud tear that I knew I was in t... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1359086321 | 1359126049 | null | t5_2to41 | 36 | 1mouthymilf: bloody hell
TIFU at work today i needed to change my sanitary napkin and was in a mad rush..minutes after i left the restroom one of my co-workers came out of same restroom laughing showing off a pic of my bloody pad laying on the back of the toilet.
[deleted]: This is a dumb question but what happens if y... | 4 | 9 | |
1359089558 | 1361511474 | null | t5_2to41 | 82 | [deleted]: TIFU by clicking a link my friend sent me.
Earlier today on reddit my friend sent me a [reddit link](http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/177oha/i_just_bid_on_a_date_with_a_porn_star_murica/) to a website, I didnt belive it was real so I clicked on and it was. About an hour ago my wife is snooping through my... | 6 | 13.666667 | |
1359091325 | 1359119841 | null | t5_2to41 | 59 | triforce_of_awesome: TIFU by texting the sister of the girl I was flirting with.
A few days ago a friend of mine introduced me to her sister. I thought she was incredibly cute and we hit off well. After she left she started texting me and we talked for a while. I'm into her but I don't want her sister to know because i... | 3 | 19.666667 | |
1359097703 | 1359233018 | null | t5_2to41 | 623 | jdh423: TIFU by letting my son sleep in his swimsuit
My 7 year old son and his older brother had been playing outside in the back yard sprinklers on and off all day, no harm in that right? so when they finally come back inside they are completely exhausted and my 7 year old brushes his teeth and goes straight to bed, I... | 7 | 89 | |
1359108491 | 1359147806 | null | t5_2to41 | 119 | [deleted]: TIFU by offering a potential flatmate a shower
For the past week or so I've been trying to fill four rooms in our flat, yesterday I gave a potential flatmate a tour. I knew her through a friend from uni, she was very keen so it was pretty much in the bag.
I led her into the downstairs bathroom which is i... | 3 | 39.666667 | |
1359129615 | 1359132920 | null | t5_2to41 | 65 | [deleted]: TIFU I fed 600 High Schoolers Horse laxative.
Well, before I begin, yes I am going to be legally persecuted and yes the college I am going to attend will rescinded my application.
My senior prank, which is about to take place in 22 minutes,
Last night I snuck into my school with a copy of the master key, m... | 5 | 13 | |
1359135982 | 1359143470 | null | t5_2to41 | 102 | [deleted]: TIFU by using my $1800 laptop as a urinal!
I was drinking last night and passed out around 1am. I woke up this morning a tried to figure out why my laptop wouldn't turn on. It wasn't acknowledging that the power cord was plugged in. I picked it up and liquid was coming out of it. There was no keyboard on... | 7 | 14.571429 | |
1359140353 | 1359141309 | null | t5_2to41 | 4 | DUbro: TIFU Smoking the Reefer
So this morning my only class of the day got cancelled and everybody in my house had already left to do their daily stuff, sister to school and mom to the gym. I figured that since I have the day I would roll two joints and relax all day. I went out on the back porch and burned that first... | 4 | 1 | |
1359142876 | 1359214760 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,944 | IDunGoofedBad6: TIFU by masturbating when I didn't have the time to masturbate
I thought my room mate was going to be gone for the rest of the afternoon, so I decided to get a little freaky with myself. Then I though, "Fuck it, I'll take off my pants and underwear, and get really into it". So I did just that. Just as I... | 13 | 149.538462 | |
1359145785 | 1359149638 | null | t5_2to41 | 60 | thr0waz0: TIFU I didn't ask for the Hot Perfect Girl's number after flirting with me for 2 hours
So, today I fucked up. Let me give you a timeframe: This was the end of the 2nd week of (college) class for me, and I have a class, Chemistry 1405, that I go to M, W, F.
There is a girl in class, we'll call her Bella, and... | 6 | 10 | |
1359148539 | 1359195855 | null | t5_2to41 | 7 | lstelo: TIFU By ignoring you
I'm so sorry, because of you I learned the hard way. I need to stop being so freakingshly shy and bitchy at the same time. Like seriously, how is that even possible? FUCK.
I don't believe in second chances, as much as I don't believe in pots of gold at the end of rainbows, but I hope that s... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1359147707 | 1359273155 | null | t5_2to41 | 40 | phone_answerer: TIFU by DRUNKENLY answering my friends business phone.
Okay, so this was actually last saturday and I was day drinking at my friends place, we were really hungover/still drunk so my mind was all wack. She works in an office for renting out apartments and has a company cell phone for when people call t... | 3 | 13.333333 | |
1359149477 | 1359184132 | null | t5_2to41 | 93 | thuddy1855: TIFU by trusting a fart.
I've been sick the past few days and have been on a liquid diet. Just an hour ago I had to fart and let it rip. Right as soon as I let it out did I feel a damp spot on my underwear.
TL;DR reset the counter
chip812: LPT: Never trust a fart.
thuddy1855: Fart's are like Nazi's. Don... | 5 | 18.6 | |
1359153413 | 1363703833 | null | t5_2to41 | 75 | vansloth: TIFU by being honest in class
OK so this was actually on Monday but whatever. So I was in my sociology class in college which is about racism and social classes, and we were doing a class activity. The activity was about being honest and not thinking about your answer. The professor wrote a bunch of social cl... | 6 | 12.5 | |
1359150744 | 1359217856 | null | t5_2to41 | 36 | xelaeyom: TIFU by getting arrested for walking into my friend's house
So i'll start off by saying that I had been drinking all day and was shit-hammered. My friend, who is a big Marine dude, gets arrested for drunkenly threatening a girl with a knife. After he was subdued by the cops, I decide to go drink more down the... | 4 | 9 | |
1359152467 | 1359241666 | null | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by falling asleep in church. YES CHURCH, SHUT UP ATHEISTS.
I went to sleep at about 2:00 AM yesterday (today). In school I was tired and whatnot, and it was also a very busy day for me, so that just made me more tired. However, I didn't really feel it until...
Church at 6:30 PM. I had to go even though... | 3 | 1 | |
1359155342 | 1359421932 | null | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by allowing my friend to fuck a random girl in my housemate's bed.
So my friend was visiting from another town and we were pumped for a good night out. My housemate was away so we got to drinking and were smashed before we even left the flat (apartment). After hitting a few bars we went to a club. We bo... | 4 | 6 | |
1359155879 | 1359248860 | null | t5_2to41 | 26 | absolutswede: TIFU by calling the locksmith instead of my superintendant when the lock fell out of my door
The repair cost me $450. The locksmith was adamant that this happens all the time and i just have to send in the receipt and deduct it from my rent.
Jokes on me...not the case at all. Management company refuses t... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1359159579 | 1359933090 | null | t5_2to41 | 37 | dangerous_soup: TIFU by drinking moonshine
So this was actually last week but here's my story. I'm a freshman in college and not entirely new to drinking. I know my limits and I pride myself on being able to pass as sober even when I'm quite drunk.
There was a BYOB prohibition era themed party so of course I showed up... | 3 | 12.333333 | |
1359160835 | 1359171361 | null | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by overreacting and going on a rampage
I just had gotten new headphones and my brothers like to take my stuff often, so today when I got home I looked for my headphones.
They weren't where I thought I put it so, I kept searching but never found it. And that's when I assumed my brother took it like he t... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1359167965 | 1359495419 | null | t5_2to41 | 89 | exit_unfair: TIFU by putting my mouth where it didn't belong
So after a few rounds of sex, me and the SO are cuddling in bed. This was great, until it got boring, and I decided to do something I'd later regret: I started blowing raspberries all over him. For those who don't know what I'm talking about, "blowing a raspb... | 10 | 8.9 | |
1359174599 | 1359238871 | null | t5_2to41 | 48 | coffeetablesex: TIFU by using a cheap comb on my beard for the first time.
I just got done slaving over a hot stove for 2 hours(yay! 4 cheese, 3 meat lasagna!) so I am all ~~sexy~~ sweaty and I decide to cool off in the bathroom with some water to the face. My long hair and beard are a mess, but I don't want to get sti... | 5 | 9.6 | |
1359166911 | 1359223972 | null | t5_2to41 | 46 | ckelly94: TIFU by breaking my friend's phone with a harmless, yet idiotic joke
I apologize in advance for not shitting myself and/or getting caught masturbating, so this post will be less-than-hilarious, but without further ado, here it goes...
So I was in the cafeteria with a few friends and I thought it would be fun... | 4 | 11.5 | |
1359175838 | 1359178731 | null | t5_2to41 | 4 | Blucatt: TIFU by reading Lost Silver.
that was the first--and last--creepypasta I've ever read. that was the scariest fucking thing I've ever read. it really dug deep into my soul.
seriously. don't watch that shit.
cj262: lol link?
Blucatt: just search lost silver and look for it on the creepypasta wiki.
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1359185381 | 1359312428 | null | t5_2to41 | 53 | Potato_Lord: TIFU by saying I felt retarded in from of my crush's entire family, including her autistic brother.
So I have been trying to get together with this girl for months and finally, I am making some headway when she invites me to her birthday party. Score. At this point, I thought I was in. I assumed I had met ... | 8 | 6.625 | |
1359196045 | 1360860891 | null | t5_2to41 | 2,306 | pretentious_lowbrow: TIFU by nearly ruining my proposal
I had been planning a surprise proposal for my girlfriend for a long time. She's always loved this fancy restaurant which was one of the first places I ever took her out on a date. By fancy, I mean your car is parked by a valet, there's an attendant in the bathroo... | 16 | 144.125 | |
1359195597 | 1359221678 | null | t5_2to41 | 132 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking out a good friend's girl friend by accident.
Roommate is out of town. Didn't have any plans for the evening. Texted this girl I hadn't hung out with in awhile, asking if she wanted to come over and watch a movie with me. She responded, but seemed kind of weird about it. Said she had to ask he... | 5 | 26.4 | |
1359177692 | 1359275269 | null | t5_2to41 | 7 | cj262: TIFU by leaving my keys in my coat while walking my dog
This happened in fall of 2012. I live in chicago and it was one of those windy, freezing days. Anyway...
Im getting ready for my 8:30 class and its about 7:20 something. I'm putting on my jacket and figured, "I'm only walking the dog a short distance today... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1359229997 | 1359311497 | null | t5_2to41 | 247 | [deleted]: TIFU by pooping at the gym
Got woken up this morning at 830 and decided to leave the house and go to the gym. This is earlier than I usually wake up so I didn't really do anything, just got dressed and left the house. Got to the gym and everything's going good. Do my bike thing, then it's time to lift some w... | 6 | 41.166667 | |
1359231381 | 1359241569 | null | t5_2to41 | 29 | Dr_Darkness: TIFU by Missing My First College Track Meet
Okay so I'm a freshman in College who managed to walk on as a Weight/Shot Put Thrower. After working very hard all fall and winter I managed to make the team, and the coach was really starting like me. Until this morning.... Today was my first ever college track ... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1359234708 | 1359324646 | null | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: TIFU by smoking too much weed before hooking up at a party (NSFW).
A sad story friends. Gather round, and learn from my failures. I was at a party last night. Now let me tell you friends, this was no ordinary party. There were copious amounts of alcohol, marijuana, shisha, etc, and everyone there was close f... | 10 | 3 | |
1359237257 | 1359293654 | null | t5_2to41 | 516 | [deleted]: TIFU by checking a text for my boyfriend's mother
My boyfriend's mother's phone went off after receiving a text message today on our way to drop off my boyfriend at his Saturday college class. Due to the fact that she was driving, she asked me to unlock her phone and see who it was as well as what the messag... | 16 | 32.25 | |
1359242023 | 1359310786 | null | t5_2to41 | 161 | mobius_striptese: TIFU by having a senile, drunken grandmother urinate over my unconscious corpse.
Not strictly today. Last weekend.
Here goes anyway.
Picture the scene. My friend's family is having a large-scale housewarming party. It is a large house - think, six bedrooms. Detached. In the countryside. With stables... | 6 | 26.833333 | |
1359242844 | 1359272060 | null | t5_2to41 | 8 | burning_balls: TIFU, it burns!
I used to just trim until my girlfriend got this habit of plucking my pubes out which she found hilarious and I hated. So here I am thinking how funny it would be to shave it all off, problem: I tried shaving back when I was ~18 and it itches like hell. So i'm thinking "no razor no itchyn... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1359242762 | 1359849292 | null | t5_2to41 | 195 | solar_realms_elite: TIFU by salting a girl on the train.
I had to take a train into the city from the airport because my ride fell through due to traffic. The traffic was caused by snow. Because of the snow there was salt all over the ground which got onto the bottom of my suitcase en route to the train. Didn't really ... | 6 | 32.5 | |
1359250083 | 1359277874 | null | t5_2to41 | 219 | nastybacon: TIFU by scamming an old homeless person
So I've finished my shopping and loaded it into my car. This frail homeless guy approaches and offers to take my trolley back. Nice little service, and obviously he would keep the £1 deposit from the trolley.
So I accepted and gave him my trolley, got in my car and ... | 13 | 16.846154 | |
1359249592 | 1359262696 | null | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking my roommate to work
I was woken up this morning by my roommate asking me to take her to work because the other car in the house wasn't working. I said sure and to wake me up when she needed to go.
Keep in mind my girlfriend was in my bed sleeping next to me and she was to come with us.
I ha... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1359265810 | 1359276456 | null | t5_2to41 | 28 | [deleted]: TIFU by cutting my own hair
[image ](http://imgur.com/YpSA6ov) ,
what do i say when people ask me about it ? :(
PurpleAmity: Cut it really short, Almost bald and then pretend you wanted it to be like that all along.
coveritwithgas: *Almost* bald? If we're looking at the same picture, dude's options are b... | 4 | 7 | |
1359269823 | 1359422125 | null | t5_2to41 | 650 | anxietea: TIFU by hitting a baby in the face with my suitcase.
At the end of one of my connecting flights, in a rush to make it to my next connection, I pulled my suitcase from the overhead bin without looking behind me. Not only did I underestimate the weight of my obnoxiously large carry-on, but I dropped that carry-... | 7 | 92.857143 | |
1359249019 | 1359295152 | null | t5_2to41 | 11 | msquared980: TIFU trying to get out of the snow
Actually yesterday, but I was exhausted.
So my friend rode with me to run errands before we went to his house to watch the Hurricanes-Sabres game. After dropping the stuff off at my house, the drive to his got a little icy. I took a turn going MAYBE five miles an hour, a... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1359281898 | 1359327278 | null | t5_2to41 | 214 | [deleted]: TIFU By asking a super drunk guy who was hitting on me at a bar, if he knew what an "Old Fashioned" was.
Apparently its not just a drink, it also means a hand job.
Edit: [...And now, my response to some of the comments and pm's I got from this.](http://willpowerthru.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/1245227615_... | 5 | 42.8 | |
1359277419 | 1359357851 | null | t5_2to41 | 67 | netdorf: TIFU by eating moldy bread
Last night I was feeling pretty lazy about dinner so I figured I'd keep it simple and make a sandwich. It wasn't until I was cleaning up the kitchen after eating that I noticed these large mold spots and condensation inside the bag of bread I just used. The bread had an expiration da... | 4 | 16.75 | |
1359314467 | 1359325603 | null | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting hammered in the middle of nowhere without bringing any water
fucking genius, right?
swimcool08: i was expecting a wall of text explaining the title.
magicaxis: I figured it'd be a bit TL;DR when the title pretty much explained it sufficiently lol
ChicagoToad: Well, are you still there? Do we... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1359317198 | 1359323887 | null | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to the hospital blackout drunk after a car accident on campus claimed the lives of two fellow students
I started drinking around 9. I was doing shots of Evan Williams led and right. Me and a homie went over to a girls dorm and hung out with some girls.. Drunk as hell. On the way back to our hal... | 3 | 3 | |
1359319783 | 1359351227 | null | t5_2to41 | 60 | hikingsb: TIFU by sharting on my hotel sheets
I sharted on my hotel sheets today. They were white of course. Thought I just needed to fart but I was wrong. I sleep commando so there was nothing between me and the white hotel sheets. I jumped out of bed as soon as it happened but it was too late.
Cleaned the sheets ... | 4 | 15 | |
1359315915 | 1359342120 | null | t5_2to41 | 125 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking a fire spitter for water.
So i went to a squat rave in some abandoned warehouse hours of bus journeys away, take some drugs, drink some drink and dance.
As people do i got thirsty and went to the make shift bar where they *only* had *one* bottle of water priced at £5. Someone bought the "las... | 5 | 25 | |
1359323889 | 1359407070 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,650 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to a frat party
Well, TIFU, I fucked up good. Decided last night that it would be fun to go out to a frat party with some friends. I had already been drinking with some other people before, so I showed up pretty hammered. Got in, three shots right off the bat and pounded some beers. No idea how... | 12 | 137.5 | |
1359318832 | 1359335961 | null | t5_2to41 | 11 | MiniPenguino: Today I Fucked Up by breaking a $100 Orvis Dog Gate.
HecticHeretic: You could say you just paid $100 for an hilarious story that you will end up retelling when you start drinking over and over.
MiniPenguino: I was like, let's just jump over it. Why fucking not? Nothing bad could happen!
ಠ_ಠ
HecticHere... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1359331563 | 1359413398 | null | t5_2to41 | 69 | Whostolemahinternetz: TIFU by attempting to deepthroat a hot dog
To clarify, i'm male and did not try to give another guy a blowjob.
So me and a bunch o my friends from my class decided to go downtown to celebrate the end of exams. We didn't have any plans for lunch, so when we saw a hot dog stand we went right the fu... | 4 | 17.25 | |
1359334082 | 1359360109 | null | t5_2to41 | 6 | solidgenisis: TIFU by misdirecting a threat to my friend girl's dad
Today I was texting a girl I've known for a few years when suddenly I she says she feels really shitty because someone called her a slut. I immediately went on a rant about how that made want to mafia style the guy; surprise visit, breaking knees, etc.... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1359338146 | 1359404755 | null | t5_2to41 | 78 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving one too many connections between my online and real lives.
I found an amusing Tumblr post and decided to share it on my Facebook, being careful not to share it via my blog but the blog where it originally came from. Someone from my family, probably one of my parents (most likely dad), tracked... | 6 | 13 | |
1359339204 | 1359388171 | null | t5_2to41 | 288 | thebeaverlegend: TIFU by taking a shit during my lunch break
I had an hour lunch break in the middle of a 14 hour day at work. So I snag some Subway when the feeling of intense doubling cramps hits me, and I grab a good book and head for the bathrooms seldom used upstairs. Since it's the weekend and there's hardly anyo... | 8 | 36 | |
1359338450 | 1360132592 | null | t5_2to41 | 70 | notathrowaway9262: TIFU by leaving an empty condom wrapper on my parents' bedroom floor.
Self-explanatory. I wasn't supposed to have the girl over, and one thing lead to another. Now I'm waiting for dad to come in and rip me a new one.
prussianiron: I will never understand why people have sex on their parents' beds. Li... | 9 | 7.777778 | |
1359341198 | 1359442048 | null | t5_2to41 | 60 | mbop: TIFU by not letting the dog out.
While my brother is in town from graduate school, his dog (Modello) has been staying at my house until he finally moves for his new job. I already have a dog of my own (Samuel), but Modello and Samuel get along great. They bark at people walking by the window, causin' a ruckus; t... | 5 | 12 | |
1359354176 | 1359366582 | null | t5_2to41 | 16 | Muffinizer1: TIFU by eating too much Chinese food in china
I will try to keep this as short as possible.
So I am 15 and take Mandarin Chinese. I had a pretty short teacher for three of my four years, and barely know anything. All of the sudden my language department head said that they wanted to send some kids to our ... | 4 | 4 | |
1359345420 | 1359409106 | null | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally looking over at someone else's computer screen while eating lunch at Starbucks
So, I have two jobs and sometimes I have to run into the Starbucks to grab a quick bite because it is the fastest food I can get in between walking from one job to the other.
Today it was incredibly crowded a... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1359379892 | 1359464493 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,243 | John_Barleycorn: TIFU by talking to my girlfriend about my feelings.
She knows I had a bad relationship more than 10 years ago that really soured me to relationships for several years. I tried to explain to her that my love for my first girlfriend was crazy and emotional, but now that I had grown up and matured a lo... | 21 | 59.190476 | |
1359348175 | 1359389347 | null | t5_2to41 | 6 | Blue_Water: TIFU by Locking myself out of the gym and my car
Today was a really lazy sunday. Doing the laundry and winning a few FIFA games were my biggest achievements of the day. Now, if I was back in college, this would be more than enough to deem the day a success, but now that I'm in the real world I feel that I n... | 3 | 2 | |
1359383456 | 1359483433 | null | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally being rascist to my asian teacher
Quick note: I feel like I should mention that I'm not actually racist in the slightest, this was just very unfortunate timing and utter stupidity on my part.
So I'm 17, doing my last year in school. One of the lessons I take is History, and what we're l... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1359391830 | 1359546386 | null | t5_2to41 | 156 | ermergerd_Noo: TIFU when i puked on a child
Last night I was out with friends, and we all had off the next day(today). So we decided to drive to M's house and get plastered then have the DD take us to get Chinese food. I guess at one point during the night my manager asked me to sub for one of my coworkers on... you g... | 4 | 39 | |
1359395215 | 1359430370 | null | t5_2to41 | 105 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking Vicodin too late in the night
I got in late, and spent a good while trying to fall asleep thanks to a neck cramp. Decided to take a Vicodin at 1am. At 6am, I wake up to my alarm and go take a piss. It is at this time, about mid stream, that I realize something isn't right. Next thing I know... | 9 | 11.666667 | |
1359395595 | 1359406304 | null | t5_2to41 | 33 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my girlfriend that I got a lap dance at my buddy's bachelor party
First off, **all guys get lap dances at bachelor parties**. If you don't want him to, then please speak up. It's called communication.
I understand that it shouldn't need to be said and very few people would feel comfortable w... | 11 | 3 | |
1359401923 | 1359405331 | null | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by using logic and reason to explain my feelings to my girlfriend.
...and I no longer have a girlfriend :-/
EDIT: Elaboration that was requested...
She wanted me to be open with her. To explain my thoughts, feelings, and what was bothering me about the relationship. So, I did exactly that, I explaine... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1359407665 | 1359432838 | null | t5_2to41 | 18 | itaremeelar: TIFU by slacking off.
First things first: this will probably come off as a "first-world problem" to a lot of you. I don't care; I'm having a shitty day and I need to get this off my chest.
Also: This is more of an "entire first semester" thing than it is a "today" thing.
Anyway...I'm currently a freshman... | 6 | 3 | |
1359408347 | 1359475055 | null | t5_2to41 | 274 | wuffymcwuff: TIFU by going on TIFU
A little background first: I take Chinese class online in school, so we don't have a teacher in the room, just someone supervising us. He is able to view what is on our computer screens through a program on his computer. Also, since I'm ahead in the class, I often go on reddit, usuall... | 5 | 54.8 | |
1359409442 | 1359496035 | null | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by flipping over my buddy's new(ish) Xbox and destroying the only game he owns
He's out of town, but I was hanging out with his roommate/mutual friend and got bored so I decided to play some Halo on his Halo-edition Xbox 360. He's mostly a PlayStation type of guy, but when Halo4 came out he sprung for t... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1359412256 | 1359470628 | null | t5_2to41 | 605 | imablanket: TIFU by pissing all over my boyfriend's grandma's bathroom and on her hand-embroidered hand towels.
(This actually happened yesterday.)
I've been dating this guy for about six months, and things are going great so he finally asks me to have dinner with his family. I agree, and here I am at Sunday dinner w... | 9 | 67.222222 | |
1359407364 | 1359546454 | null | t5_2to41 | 54 | comefullcircle: TIFU by belching in a customer's face
I had just finished my lunch break and had a large root beer with it. I was put at drive thru window. One of the first cars is smaller and has parked further away than they should from the window, so I have to lean on the ledge and stretch to reach them. I pressed m... | 3 | 18 | |
1359418039 | 1359596387 | null | t5_2to41 | 155 | ForgotYouNot: TIFU by reading my SO's post history
I should not have done that. I am not enriched by what I found there.
Release_the_KRAKEN: DETAILS.
ForgotYouNot: Which problem do I deal with first: The fact he thinks he's a borderline alcoholic, or that he cheated on me about 7 or 8 years ago?
Release_the_KRAKEN: Wel... | 13 | 11.923077 | |
1359423926 | 1359427999 | null | t5_2to41 | 19 | Redditrocksmysocks00: Well now I'm in pain anyway....
I went skiing today I am an avid skier (I ski backwards better then most can ski forwards) anyway I was on a green beginner slope headed back to the lodge when a snowboarder fell to my right his friend fell over him landing on my skis sending me over the side on at ... | 3 | 6.333333 | |
1359421599 | 1359570276 | null | t5_2to41 | 341 | TittiesOfTheBigKind: TIFU by laughing when a baby fell out a high chair in public
I was sat having coffee with a friend when I heard gasps, a lady yelled "Bring ice, the baby fell out the chair!" Everyone stood up or turned around to see if the baby was okay and I just sat there laughing. I didn't think to hide it, and... | 6 | 56.833333 | |
1359426684 | 1359939076 | null | t5_2to41 | 154 | Beno88: TIFU by sort of/almost setting my high school on fire.
(long but worth a read)
So I'm in grade 12 Chemistry class and as a part of our final independent study project (ISU) each of us was to choose a pre-designed experiment that was deemed a 'magic trick' and perform it for a class of grade 9 students. My magi... | 10 | 15.4 | |
1359430431 | 1359493309 | null | t5_2to41 | -6 | Oliver_The_Orca: TIFU by pissing all over my kitchen
(This was last night, around 3am)
So, here's the scene: I'm in the kitchen, making bacon and spaghetti when all of the sudden, I feel the need to urinate. My bathroom was farther than my kitchen sink, and being the logical person I am, I decide that the only possible... | 4 | -1.5 | |
1359413597 | 1359447819 | null | t5_2to41 | 32 | Ikkinia: TIFU by eating from the communal food area
We have a cabinet at work solely for the purpose of communal food. Today, people brought in a box of chocolates, some chips, a bag of chocolate covered graham crackers, and a bowl of cashews and raisins. I am allergic to cashews. Without thinking about it, I grabbed a... | 4 | 8 | |
1359441400 | 1359453624 | null | t5_2to41 | 18 | Paiste402: TIFU by inventing a drinking game called "The Snorkel"
This was on Australia Day but that wasn't long ago. We are drinking to celebrate our overtaking of this great southern land and we are in the pool (awesome in ground one, 2 metres deep). I invent a new drinking game where you take your bottle of beer, ho... | 3 | 6 | |
1359437608 | 1359480421 | null | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU my lizard shat on my friends new jacket
I got a new Fat-tailed gecko, stumpy. He is a cute little bugger and doesn't mind being held. Owning fat tailed geckos in the past I knew that if they get nervous they would shit themselves, but this guy hasn't yet so I figured he was just a social lizard. My frie... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1359446835 | 1359475101 | null | t5_2to41 | 74 | IxuntouchblexI: TIFU By holding in a lot of small farts to make a big one.
So I've been taking some laxatives because I've been constipated lately. They've been making me fart a whole lot. Today I decided it would be a good idea to hold them in, so after a few hours I would let a massive one out.
Nope. When I was in ... | 3 | 24.666667 | |
1359441344 | 1359516184 | null | t5_2to41 | 58 | [deleted]: TIFU By Giving Myself A Facial
Not much to say: I was jerking off, felt real nice, held out a while, had already jerked it a lot today and so it was mostly liquid, projectile semen that happened to nail me right in my fucking eye.
TL;DR: How does that even work? It's like someone poked my eye out.
rainymoun... | 6 | 9.666667 | |
1359467565 | 1359474352 | null | t5_2to41 | 6 | kevando: TIFU by turning down the brightness on my laptop.
A few days ago I spilled a beer on the keyboard and broke the w,1,2,tab key, and TIL also the brightness up key. Great start to the day.
pilvy: No, a few days ago you fucked up by spilling beer on your keyboard.
Hold FN and press Up.
JamesStabsGames: Does that... | 3 | 2 | |
1359454795 | 1359502172 | null | t5_2to41 | 7 | coldvault: TIFU by being clumsy near water and fire.
Well, it was actually Saturday, so...sorry. But my boyfriend's sleeping so now's when I'm typing it out.
Sometimes I go to my boyfriend's gym with him (mostly because there are dogs there) and Saturday was one such day. At this gym, I've become the resident doggy da... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1359476620 | 1359572829 | null | t5_2to41 | 185 | yelserp: TIFU By Sharting...on my pad.
This happened last night. My shame is so immense and unavoidable that I needed a throwaway.
I've had diarrhoea the last 5 or 6 days off and on (nothing too serious). And then yesterday happened. The day started as usual, I woke up and got ready to bus to class. So, I'm in cla... | 7 | 26.428571 | |
1359481986 | 1359484365 | null | t5_2to41 | 14 | joeamazo: TIFU by locking my keys in my car... while it was running.
My first post on Reddit and it's in TIFU. Figures.
So this actually happened yesterday, but since it was less than 24 hours ago I figured it still counts.
I left my apartment to go pick up my kid and do some shopping for a sick friend. As I was... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1359482480 | 1359563895 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,291 | bigscreenboobies: TIFU by streaming a series of naked pictures of myself to my older brother's TV. NSFW
So I just got my brand new Samsung GS3, and he has some Sony Blu-Ray player. Well, apparently there is a new technology that allows you to stream media from your phone to the player over wireless.
Here's what hap... | 14 | 92.214286 | |
1359483122 | 1359485193 | null | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting kicked out of my house.
I have lived in eastern PA for most of my life. Well, that's all about to change as I get to move to California with my extended family.
I was hanging out with a few friends up at my old highschool for a few hours today, and we were playing basketball. They left bef... | 3 | 2 | |
1359487859 | 1359655783 | null | t5_2to41 | 29 | Rae_the_Wrackspurt: TIFU by almost setting my apartment on fire.
Last night, by boyfriend and I got a pizza, and when we got back, I took the the pizza upstairs while he went to park the car. His designated lot is a good 15 minute walk from my complex, so I was left with the challenge of keeping the pizza warm while I ... | 5 | 5.8 | |
1359488257 | 1359492971 | null | t5_2to41 | 24 | [deleted]: TIFU by spilling tequlia and fruit punch all over my boyfriend`s 4 month old Macbook Air.
Well technically it is our computer. We are still making payments of 120 dollars a month on it...
ZannX: I feel like if you have to make payments for a laptop, you probably should have gotten a cheaper one...
[deleted... | 3 | 8 | |
1359496998 | 1359500622 | null | t5_2to41 | 3 | Ezorrd: TIFU by sleeping for 6 hours in the middle of the day and not studying...
Well, not a big fuckup. But having finals next week I feel bad and now I won't be able to sleep for the entire night. I need to get up for school in 7 hours too and now I wake up. Well well, that's it!
windowlicker9k: Man, you are one sa... | 5 | 0.6 | |
1359501499 | 1359697566 | null | t5_2to41 | 223 | bloodybathroom: TIFU by tearing my penis and bleeding all over my bathroom
This is my first time submitting a post to reddit, so bear with me as I no doubt make an arse of the formatting. I'm also warning you that this post is fucking horrible and involves not only a lot of blood where it shouldn't be, but a detailed d... | 4 | 55.75 | |
1359507753 | 1359579164 | null | t5_2to41 | 43 | homeless_in_london: TIFU by misunderstanding my friend and thinking he tried to kill himself.
Was talking to a friend I haven't spoken to in a while, we were talking about business and stuff, then he randomly says "you know what the co-founder of reddit did? Kinda tried that."
Instantly I was spouting all this crap ab... | 3 | 14.333333 | |
1359507058 | 1359555163 | null | t5_2to41 | 154 | Claxattack: TIFU by finishing my professor's sentence a little to loudly.
I was in the computer lab listening to a lecture/doing a project when I hear my professor "No we keep on going. There are no brakes." Well as any redditor who has been to r/imgoingtohellforthis I finished his sentence out loud but I thought it wa... | 4 | 38.5 | |
1359512417 | 1359574957 | null | t5_2to41 | 118 | oblivion2k: TIFU by shitting all over my hand.
So, I'm sure most of us have had that feeling, the one where you need to fart, but you aren't sure if it's just a fart, or something more. Today, in a pinnacle of laziness, I had the brilliant idea of reaching a hand down the back of my pants and spreading my ass cheeks to... | 4 | 29.5 |
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