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1360019290 | 1360113219 | null | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU By Getting Too Drunk, Being a Dick, Losing My Jacket & Possibly Breaking My Finger
Well it was more Sat night but the fuck up is going strong even today.
Got waaaay too drunk on Sat night was a dick to my friends and aggressive lost my £200 fancy jacket that was a present from parents and woke up ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1360095966 | 1360197379 | t3_17x42m | t5_2to41 | 12 | chimera: I agree, it's a small offense. Cheating isn't a kiss when you've drank too much, it's knowing what you're doing. If the genders were switched, more people would say that your partner has some issues to work out and you're not entirely to blame, so don't beat yourself up. I'm really sorry to hear about your sit... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1360038213 | 1360111578 | null | t5_2to41 | 16 | thymewizard: TIFU by sending a girl her own bikini pic
A friend asked to see the girl was I was talking to. I copied the link to a bikini pic and sent it.... to her. I said it was "weird" and "i could probably explain it if I looked at the code" which is an awful cover but I'm a CS major and she's technologically chal... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1360035032 | 1360076244 | null | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by pissing my pants... a little bit
I was in a hurry to get to a midterm. I hurried to take a piss before class, and didn't do my obligatory two shakes before leaving the urinal. Needless to say, I had to go to class with a highly noticeable spot on the crotch of my pants.
I know a few people noticed, ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1360072307 | 1360099195 | null | t5_2to41 | 402 | Deja_Entendu92: TIFU by putting 'headsooth' on my balls
First all, for those of you that don't know what headsooth is, it is a chapstick like device which you apply to your forehead when you have a headache, it gives a deep cold/burning sensation which isn't pleasant and the best of times.
So there we were, pre-drink... | 8 | 50.25 | |
1360079446 | 1360082694 | null | t5_2to41 | 29 | TheTIFUSleeper: TIFU by falling asleep at work and shitting myself
This actually happened yesterday.
I have a tendency to get really, really bored at work - because we have long periods of downtime. To keep myself awake I try to make myself physically uncomfortable. On my way in yesterday morning, I knew I had to drop... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1360091358 | 1360123032 | null | t5_2to41 | 658 | SchmisterTyler: TIFU dad let me drive his diesel and I filled up the tank with normal gas and fried his engine. He's giving me the silent treatment.
UPDATE: After about 2 hours of awkward silence he started making fun of me then bought me a sandwich. Then we both chuckled over lunch at how dumb i am. I live to see anot... | 16 | 41.125 | |
1360091594 | 1360285411 | null | t5_2to41 | 475 | S3XPanther: TIFU by nearly putting myself and my parents into bankruptcy
This is all 100% my responsibility. I had multiple chances to avoid it, and by multiple, I mean absolutely unlimited. But I didn't. I was lazy, irresponsible, and loose with my money. I let my bills pile up, forgetting to pay them until they got t... | 12 | 39.583333 | |
1360097819 | 1360173964 | null | t5_2to41 | 28 | Flightyy: TIFU by taking laxatives while drunk, before a cross-country flight.
Pretty self-explanatory, and no, it wasn't intentional.
Drank quite a bit last night. When I got home I vaguely remember swallowing two little blue pills that were on my bedside table next to a bottle of water. I've took them twice over t... | 5 | 5.6 | |
1360104529 | 1360119922 | null | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by pocket dialing my crush, while telling my best friend how I fell...
thecabeman: I don't understand how it's so difficult to tell someone how you feel. Especially with a perfect setup like that. I told a girl I liked her and now she is my wife.
Entsmakemehappy: Because Of the whole, I have 2 friends,... | 4 | 1 | |
1360105830 | 1360112064 | null | t5_2to41 | 51 | socalktk: TIFU by losing the company i work for $28k USD..
I work as sales in a manufacturing/distributing company that sells paper and plastic products. Long story short, a distributor contacts me and is interested in spoons, requests prices, i give, and then orders. He gives me a card over email, which i should've su... | 3 | 17 | |
1360112767 | 1360546429 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,240 | NotLiz: TIFU by watching porn with a dog.
So I get zero time at home by myself. Between 4 roommates and a boyfriend who tattoos from home, my "alone time" is very minimal. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and I take the rare opportunity to get off when it does arise.
My strategy when masturbating is as fol... | 11 | 112.727273 | |
1360101580 | 1361221893 | null | t5_2to41 | 10 | mattceez: Getting over the flu? Indian food isn't the best idea.
I've recently been fighting a case of the flu, but have luckily started to feel better over the past few days. Seeing that I've been eating some pretty mild food, I had a hankering for something spicy. Indian it was.
I ordered it all: some biriani, tikka... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1360114411 | 1360211953 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,451 | muffinsofgreg: TIFU by almost killing myself
So a few days ago I went on a long hike in the mountains in SoCal with my friends. I'm the outdoors type, always looking to further my knowledge in survival and the wilderness, etc. Well on the end of our hike, we come across a bunch of pine trees.
I say out loud, "Did you ... | 9 | 161.222222 | |
1360118575 | 1360125492 | null | t5_2to41 | 146 | sbrelvi: TIFU by sneezing and shitting my pants
It was a normal day in English class and school was ending in about 30 minutes. Today I had to stay after school till 9pm for rehearsal. My school gets out at 2:20. So that meant an additional 7 hours in school. Recently I had gotten strep throat and I was still recuperat... | 4 | 36.5 | |
1360115516 | 1360128195 | null | t5_2to41 | 38 | horrible_person_here: TIFU by not telling anyone that a confused cancer patient called me
The f-up really happened Friday night, I just found out about the repercussions today.
I’ve been at my job for about 7 months, and work second shift. Right after I was hired, another woman was hired to work the second shift with... | 5 | 7.6 | |
1360124316 | 1360161227 | null | t5_2to41 | 8 | fattypattyy: TIFU by looking up Doritos, Jolly Ranchers, and cum box all within 5 minutes.
I'm new enough to reddit that I hadn't yet heard these stories. I saw comments regarding them on a thread. And now I'm going to vomit everywhere. Reddit: 1, Innocence: 0.
creamersrealm: You forgot about the magnet story.
fattypa... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1360119378 | 1360339965 | null | t5_2to41 | 33 | [deleted]: TIFU by borrowing $3,000 from my school
I am the President of a large club at my magnet school. My advisor is largely uninvolved, and so I am the only one responsible for to most of the club's functions. We have a large conference coming up this Thursday that has 31 students attending, and ran them about $1... | 5 | 6.6 | |
1360125975 | 1360158558 | null | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: by breaking my promise to never go to Downtown Orlando again.
I enjoy reading these so I thought I would join in and share my weekend with you all.
For the past week I have been on what has been lovingly referred to my friends as the "why would you do that?" diet. No carbs what-so-ever. Well to celebrate m... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1360142377 | 1360173543 | null | t5_2to41 | 68 | ballepartypooper: TIFU by believing I could actually control my friends dog's gassy 'explosions'
Yesterday, I went to my friends house. Its like my second home, my second family, so I went straight to doing work and to my daily routine. As I went downstairs to grab a midnight snack, their family precious beagle found m... | 3 | 22.666667 | |
1360149497 | 1360159691 | null | t5_2to41 | 42 | camisadelgolf: TIFU by falling off the drinking wagon, smoking a bunch of weed while in the middle of a job hunt, and striking out with a beautiful woman
A good friend of mine had a birthday party, and I was happy to tag along. I knew there would be alcohol and weed at the party, but I had gone the previous six months... | 4 | 10.5 | |
1360154143 | 1360180554 | null | t5_2to41 | 20 | heavyfuel: TIFU by thinking I failed a test.
A couple of months ago, I took a test to see if I'd get a job that payed really well, and all only had to work part time giving me plenty of time to study for my Bar exam.
Well, I failed this test. Or so I thought.
An acquaintance of mine told me today that not only did I ... | 6 | 3.333333 | |
1360163981 | 1360166928 | null | t5_2to41 | 12 | localjargon: TIFU by leaving a candle burning in the apartment. Will the place burn down before I get home from work this eve????
Its a large candle in a class jar. There is nothing around it to catch on fire. I have about 9 hours to go... No one can go blow the thing out.
EDIT/UPDATE: IT HAS BEEN EXTINGUISHED. THANK... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1360163353 | 1360171777 | null | t5_2to41 | 11 | criason: TIFU by not looking where I was stepping
Woke up for work this morning and I was pretty close to a zombie. I managed to get myself to the bathroom without too much trouble and started my morning routine. Sat down, leaned into the shower and started it up because it takes at least 5-10 minutes to get hot water... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1360165706 | 1360294552 | null | t5_2to41 | 88 | ryannp: TIFU by not realizing someone took my phone...
So I was sat in class today trucking through my work and I hear laughing from behind me, I thought nothing of it since the guys who sit behind me like to piss about in lessons. I went to get a pencil from my blazer pocket, my phone was also meant to be in the same... | 8 | 11 | |
1360161909 | 1360188723 | null | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU My Flight
So my Auntie is a jet settin' business lady, building a house in the Swiss Alps. I'm broke & unemployed.
After a conference trip round our way, Kind Ol' Auntie (she's not that old, something like 47 I think) condescends to fly me out to the plush new pad to help renovate ($$$); be fed al... | 3 | 1 | |
1360199324 | 1360301558 | null | t5_2to41 | 522 | dyebhai: TIFU by misjudging my priorities
TIFU by misjudging my priorities...
So, I've been home sick all say. Generally not feeling so hot. Coughing, sore throat, general lethargy, and a bit of bowel distress.
Anyway i tried to eat some supper, just soup and a sandwich. Shortly after, I was informed that I woul... | 6 | 87 | |
1360192738 | 1360259866 | null | t5_2to41 | 19 | Onideum: TIFU by obeying traffic laws
welp, today is just not my day.
so its a snowy icy day here in MN (shocker right?), and on my way home, i take an entrance ramp to get onto i-94. im going about 30 on the outer lane being cautious of the ice when suddenly two state trooper squad cars appear on the side dealing wit... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1360201478 | 1360348967 | null | t5_2to41 | 4 | BLB99: TIFU by not locking the door to the bathroom
My fuck up actually started yesterday when I ate Panda Express for lunch and then McDonalds for dinner. I'm usually a really healthy eater so the introduction of this food into my system hasn't been treating me well today.
So I was back in the bathroom to shit for... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1360205573 | 1360298371 | null | t5_2to41 | 3 | whycake: TIFU Socially awkward interaction with a blind girl
I was at the mall at night sitting on a bench waiting for someone. All of a sudden, some girl comes up to me and asks me where the starbucks is. At this point I thought she was joking around with me since the starbucks was quite literally just 10 meters away,... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1360211443 | 1360521004 | null | t5_2to41 | 43 | Giothermal95: TIFU by asking a girl if she was wearing panties in front of my class...
I was coming up with sentences to share out in my Russian 2 class today and i thought it would be funny to ask someone if they were wearing pants, since it was kind of an inside joke with my friends in class and my teacher wanted us ... | 3 | 14.333333 | |
1360219566 | 1360294422 | null | t5_2to41 | 23 | poocidstew: TIFU by letting my jar of fresh acid shit get exposed in front of 20 other people in public
*No, this story does not affect the counter. Breathe a sigh of relief.*
So, I went to the doctor today and left with a giant list of medical exams to get done. Alright, cool, let's do this. I head up to the nearest ... | 5 | 4.6 | |
1360225635 | 1360426566 | null | t5_2to41 | 112 | zamiboy: TIFU by breathing in dichloromethane at my research lab.
Ok, so this happened a couple weeks ago in my research lab. This might be a little confusing if you aren't a scientist or chemist, but I'll try to make it readable for you non-scientists out there. BTW, I am an undergraduate researcher, so you can imagin... | 4 | 28 | |
1360231328 | 1360589068 | null | t5_2to41 | 95 | [deleted]: TIFU by revealing a friends secret to her retarded sister.
I work at a resort and manage the Espresso bar. There was a group from a school where I'm originally from and recognized a friend younger sister. Who noticeably has a form of autism. She would visit all the time because she is socially awkward and kn... | 9 | 10.555556 | |
1360213209 | 1360305040 | null | t5_2to41 | 69 | cspalko: TIFU by knowing that lube contains glycerin
I was taking a tour at a distillery with a group of coworkers. After the tour was the tasting. The tour guide mentioned glycerin and the lady beside me (who was a fellow co-worker) said "Isn't that in soap?" - I replied "I don't know about soap, but I know it's in... | 4 | 17.25 | |
1360240492 | 1360253285 | null | t5_2to41 | 1 | Blind2og: TIFU By going to the bathroom
Ok ...
I was invited to go with my girlfriend and her parents to see family of there's
Sooooo the first day went well but on the second day when I had to go take a bath, I accidentally knocked over the toilet paper that was standing on top of the friggen toilet,
In my awesomene... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1360254192 | 1360272299 | null | t5_2to41 | 76 | bwebb0017: TIFU by closing out the bank account that I had scheduled my tax returns to direct deposit into...
I'd been planning to switch banks for some time now. I have been stewing and stewing over the fact that my bank has started assessing a $6 monthly service fee if your account balance falls below $500 during an... | 8 | 9.5 | |
1360255861 | 1360284649 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,653 | FuriousGorilla: TIFU by getting black out drunk and biting my wife.
A wee bit of backstory: I don't drink hard liquor, I don't like it and it doesn't like me. I can drink wine and beer regularly with little to no issue but stay away from the hard stuff. Amongst my friends and family there is a standing ban against two ... | 12 | 137.75 | |
1360258120 | 1360274596 | null | t5_2to41 | 34 | vretavonni: Today I found out that I had been fucking up for over a month now by misreading the parameters to a simulation, potentially wasting hundreds of computing hours.
The Backstory:
For over a month now, I've been trying to reproduce the results of a paper as part of my final year undergraduate project. The sys... | 4 | 8.5 | |
1360257945 | 1360260996 | null | t5_2to41 | 68 | November_Blue_09: TIFU by attempting to change the "W" toner for the new printer at work.
A P.A. to those of you who work in an office setting. If a printer asks you to change the "W" or "Wa" Toner, don't shake it. Its not a normal toner cartridge, you can't fool this thing into working for an extra day or two by doing... | 3 | 22.666667 | |
1360265851 | 1360270556 | null | t5_2to41 | 46 | rmm45177: TIFU several times and the day is only half way over.
I got really nervous for a chem test today. So nervous, in fact, that I accidentally obliterated the side mirror on my car.
My dad is furious because we don't have the money to fix it, at the moment.
I ended up failing the test, too. (The second this w... | 3 | 15.333333 | |
1360273812 | 1360330509 | null | t5_2to41 | 17 | Maplemoney: TIFU by reading TIFU at work
I just fucked up. Like 10 minutes ago.
I was reading TIFU thread of a guy shitting is pants on his neighbours lawn (new to posting on reddit don't know how to link). Anyway, my computer freezes and as I'm playing around with my mouse to fix it my boss crosses the line of hidd... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1360276475 | 1360337870 | null | t5_2to41 | 27 | BisonKid: TIFU by revealing to a friends autistic sister that she's the last to know her sister is pregnant.
I work at a resort and manage the Espresso bar. There was a group from a school where I'm originally from and recognized a friend younger sister. Who noticeably has a form of autism. She would visit all the time... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1360275890 | 1360302533 | null | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU, I'm sorry. Reset the counter.
Yeah, I just shit myself. I was just sitting here on the couch and read a thread announcing that Louis C.K. is coming to my town. I got so excited and rushed to see the prices, realizing tickets had already gone on sale. Then came the disappointment, because I am flat brok... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1360277926 | 1360382369 | null | t5_2to41 | 1,739 | sadhorsefucker: TIFU by not closing my horrible, disgusting porn before going to bed last night
Last night I was fapping to my favorite weird fetish, My Little Pony porn. After doing the deed, I just turned off my monitor and went to bed without thinking anything of it. Fast forward to this morning, my Mom comes into m... | 10 | 173.9 | |
1360279684 | 1360369673 | null | t5_2to41 | 72 | Tawpaw: TIFU by having a three way and tearing my ass up
Drunk me thought it would a fun idea to have a three way with my flatmate and his male friend last night ( I am female ). And yeah, it was fun, but now my ass is paying the price, I am bleeding like hell down there!
Tawpaw: Well everything was going great, not a... | 5 | 14.4 | |
1360283299 | 1360306532 | null | t5_2to41 | 10 | suicidal123: TIFU by falling in love with my best friends ex-girlfriend who he still had feelings for
He found out and got extremely mad. Now my life is literally ending, and I'm sitting here crying. I don't know what to do, he is basically making me choose between him and her. I'm shaking and desperately want to end m... | 16 | 0.625 | |
1360289306 | 1361307928 | null | t5_2to41 | 140 | FranklinFox: TIFUPDATE: TIFU by going to work in a good mood.
I ended up having two meetings, in the first meeting I was put on paid suspension for three days while they "investigated the incident", they spoke to a few of my co workers two of them said I smelled like alcohol and two of them said I didn't. I once again... | 4 | 35 | |
1360292433 | 1360441152 | null | t5_2to41 | 91 | MrSexyBooty: TIFU by redditing.
So, every day when I come home from work or school (I'm sixteen) I use the restroom. I always reddit while on the toilet because the only thing that would make that situation is better is food.
Anyways, so I leave the restroom after about half an hour and go for my room, but my mother f... | 11 | 8.272727 | |
1360285185 | 1360423014 | null | t5_2to41 | -1 | [deleted]: TIFU a week that has been full of fuck ups
First a little background, basically this week I have gone to a creative writing course instead of school and in the process been transferred from an all-boys school environment to a house with 3 times as many girls as boys. I also have the slight problem of not rea... | 4 | -0.25 | |
1360285800 | 1360389657 | null | t5_2to41 | 73 | WinnifredBurkle: TIFU by offending the sensibilities of a little old lady.
I work for a dental office as a dental assistant. Today, I was chatting with an elderly lady while we were waiting for the dentist to come in and start the procedure. We were talking about knitting, crocheting, cross stitching, and sewing. She ... | 8 | 9.125 | |
1360292914 | 1360335558 | null | t5_2to41 | -3 | Im_A_Failure: TIFU, I dropped 10 points on my GPA this quarter and made my mom cry.
I practiced apathy this quarter and didn't take my life seriously. Now my average isn't where i need it to be and i'm a junior. My mom is now crying, and even though i have a hard time with her, i cant stand to see her like this.
theste... | 3 | -1 | |
1360293330 | 1360510811 | null | t5_2to41 | 2 | ninjasauruscam: TIFU by getting high and sitting on my pizza pockets
I got high. Made pizza pockets 30 minutes later. I put them down on my chair to grab my xbox headset and controller and sat down on the pizza pockets. I heard a splootch sound and my ass got hot all of a sudden. Luckly there was minimal pizza leakages... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1360301843 | 1360338528 | null | t5_2to41 | 23 | dndtweek89: TIFU by washing my hands.
So I had about 15 minutes before I had to walk out the door to get to work. Suddenly I felt the rumblies going on downstairs. I got myself into the bathroom and took care of some very big sloppy business. Once I was done and all cleaned up, I stood up, flushed, and began to wash my... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1360303705 | 1360330143 | null | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU my scholarship application, so now I may not be able to go to college.
Alright, so the title is pretty explanatory. I'm kind of doped up on sleeping pills because I have trouble sleeping, so my apologies for any grammatical or spelling errors. I guess my fuck up was really a couple of weeks ago.
To sta... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1360361402 | 1360393873 | t3_184iz6 | t5_2to41 | 32 | Djcalied: Is that a fuckin emoji on reddit
Tristan_Lionclaw: 😁.
Nice. I always wondered what would happen if I used them. I guess only other iPhone people will see them though.
ILikeToBurnThings_: 👶🔫
golemike: A baby with a gun next to it...well, alright.
ILikeToBurnThings_: ✈✈✈✈✈
💣💣💣💣💣
💣💣💣💣💣
💣💣💣💣💣
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1360321839 | 1360325358 | null | t5_2to41 | 61 | rai-kou: TIFU By not chewing my food
I don't drink much; it's not really my thing. But when I do, I always drink *too* much, and I always eat a load of McDonalds. This weekend past, I was going to a friends house party. Because It was quite a nice day, my friends and I got started early on the pre-drinks. By the time w... | 7 | 8.714286 | |
1360326705 | 1360349149 | null | t5_2to41 | 95 | captainstormfield: TIFU by I "accidentally" eating shrooms and getting lost on my way to pick up my girlfriend from the airport.
My girlfriend was arriving at 3:30am from Germany. The night before I was Skyping with her and I was very drunk. I told her that I was gonna come to the airport to meet her. She was so exc... | 5 | 19 | |
1360337093 | 1360349918 | null | t5_2to41 | 38 | Raphman90: TIFU by trying to reddit while going to the bathroom...
And dropping my phone in the toilet. Luckily I hadn't started actually going to the bathroom, so I was able to pull it out, and throw it in some rice. Hopefully it's not dead. I don't have insurance on it either, because I thought I wouldn't need it. D... | 5 | 7.6 | |
1360196476 | 1361601085 | null | t5_2to41 | 3 | Lethalbudd: TIFU by throwing away 40 dollars
Let me start off my saying I know it's only forty bucks so its kinda whatever, but just listen. So I went to the dump for my mom, which is about three minutes down the road. I get there with my two bags of trash which costs a buck. I pay the guy and get these ticket things y... | 3 | 1 | |
1360350587 | 1360432389 | null | t5_2to41 | 791 | Blue_Water: TIFU by pissing in the sink at work
I do PLC work for a large manufacturing company. Normally Im in my simulation lab or at my desk, but today my team was working on the shop floor on implementing one of our packages to a production line. We were working all morning, and I finished the nalgene I keep with ... | 6 | 131.833333 | |
1360355019 | 1360452474 | null | t5_2to41 | 4 | bmward105: TIFU: reset the counter...
Trusted a fart... Right after school... On my way home and, you know the rest. Luckily I was halfway to my car.
[deleted]: what counter? ;)
bmward105: The shit counter... I shit my pants
[deleted]: I don't see the shit counter on the tifu subreddit anymore...
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1360355550 | 1360454832 | null | t5_2to41 | 57 | [deleted]: TIFU by having my FWB over, and not knowing my dad was here.
So, I'm a dude with a FWB that was long overdue between us. Two weeks now! Anyway, I manage/live in a building him and I co-own. My apt is just over the garage, where you can hear everything. Normally my dad lets me know when he's on his way over.... | 8 | 7.125 | |
1360355176 | 1360435276 | null | t5_2to41 | 347 | [deleted]: TIFU by having an orgasm
Late at night, I'm kicking back on the couch with my phone, ready for some action. It took a little while to find the one that made me tingly, but I found a good one and settled in. Things were going smoothly, the action was starting to ramp up, and I was close. Then, I heard the sou... | 6 | 57.833333 | |
1360358386 | 1360440031 | null | t5_2to41 | 60 | ladyfenring: TIFU by shaving my eyebrow off
If you drink and try to trim, you're gonna have a bad time.
chaosunicorn: How the fuck could you shave off your eyebrows while trimming? The distance is quite a lengthy one!
ladyfenring: I was trimming my eyebrows. If I don't keep up on it I get a unibrow. I come from a long ... | 4 | 15 | |
1360369135 | 1360403357 | null | t5_2to41 | 748 | what_a_cat_astrophe: TIFU by accidentally exposing roughly 25 nude thumbnails of myself to my mother
I'm a photographer, recent college graduate, and still living with my mother and father as my new full-time job settles in.
I photographed a wedding recently, and I am finally loading the pictures into my Lightroom lib... | 8 | 93.5 | |
1360374862 | 1360433005 | null | t5_2to41 | 277 | Endless_Candy: TIFU and done the worse thing of my life.
It was last night. passed out at a friends, woke up, seen keys for the car in the garage (it was his grandfathers) drove drunk and crashed into a house. I have no fucking idea why i done it, i hate myself for it I'm a huge mess and can't believe how much of a fuc... | 9 | 30.777778 | |
1360373915 | 1360386891 | null | t5_2to41 | 46 | t0astedp0ptart: TIFU by drilling a hole through an exterior wall of my home and hitting a power line.
alekzander5: Go on...
Norass411: Maybe this was a "today I'm going to fuck up" and OP died
swordfishtrombonez: Or maybe he had just enough life left to walk to his computer and create this post, and then sadly died be... | 5 | 9.2 | |
1360381860 | 1360431363 | null | t5_2to41 | 40 | Broncos_Fan: TIFU by telling my wife I shit myself
So I've been sick with the flu for the past two days. Long story short, I had a coughing fit and lost control of my anus. Luckily, my underwear absorbed most of it and I was able to clean up ok and just toss them out. No one would have even known if I wasn't a redditor... | 7 | 5.714286 | |
1360387255 | 1360390155 | null | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by writing my crush on an eraser
So I wrote my crush on an eraser. For the fucks, because I was bored. Then a few days ago I lost my eraser. I started worrying, but never found it. Then, today, someone found the eraser, saw the name, and told everyone. Everyone.
Bad thing is? I've been keeping that a s... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1360385882 | 1360532812 | null | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by ruining my cable jack on my tv
Tonight I fucked up. I wanted to move my cable/dvr box into my room. I needed to unscrew the cable from the back of my tv. Thinking the cable guy used hulk strength to tighten it, I was using a wrench to get that sucker off. Long story short I fucked it up because I was... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1360400603 | 1360444961 | null | t5_2to41 | 75 | pootypie: TIFU by handing a menu to a blind person
I work as a hostess, and it was pretty busy tonight. I was in the zone and wasn't thinking. I didn't even notice until I walked by her a few minutes later and saw her friend reading the menu to her. I felt so guilty and ashamed, I couldn't even go up to her and apologi... | 5 | 15 | |
1360401015 | 1360497949 | null | t5_2to41 | 86 | blankstare420: TIFU by not quitting while ahead
So today I went to a friends house and we got a half gallon of whiskey. I had a couple of mixed drinks getting a bit tipsy. One of my buddies there wanted to box and I agreed though I'm a small guy and not much of a fighter. Well the fight went well and I managed to ... | 6 | 14.333333 | |
1360434434 | 1360477621 | null | t5_2to41 | 256 | SeraphicDeviltry: TIFU by pouring coffee on my phone
Get to the office hung over, buy coffee, perfect. Proceed to spill said coffee on my phone, desk and lap.
Great way to start my Saturday, no phone and no money to get a new one. GRRRRRREAT.
Qxzkjp: RICE RICE RICE
TAKE OUT THE BATTERY AND SIM AND PUT IT IN RICE ***N... | 6 | 42.666667 | |
1360443223 | 1360608077 | null | t5_2to41 | 261 | baconlover4: TIFU by throwing a snowball with poop on it at a girl i like
Some friends and I went out to shoot guns and there is about a foot of snow where we went out. some girls came out with us, one i like.
So I had to take a dump extremely bad about an hour in and her and some other people went to go set up target... | 5 | 52.2 | |
1360446085 | 1360602214 | null | t5_2to41 | 506 | LegitAndroid: TIFU by eating a whole glob of wasabi with a tiny piece of sushi because I didn't know the power of Wasabi.
It is my first time eating sushi with Wasabi, I didn't even know what wasabi was all I knew was that there was some green stuff next to my sushi. So I dipped it in and the whole glob got stuck to th... | 9 | 56.222222 | |
1360451734 | 1360577738 | null | t5_2to41 | 145 | bang_Noir: TIFU by attempting to dye my pubes bleach blond.
I'm a black guy with coarse black pubes. I tried to dye my pubes bleach blond with my girlfriends bleach for a photo shoot. I didn't do it right. Now my pubes are fire red.
[deleted]: wtf lol. you needed blonde pubes for a photoshoot?
bang_Noir: My gf is whit... | 8 | 18.125 | |
1360445016 | 1360499808 | null | t5_2to41 | 26 | blooencototeo: TIFU by not wearing gloves at work and ultimately getting shit on my hands
I work as an assistant nurse at a retirement home. Oh yeah, you know where this is going.
Earlier this evening me and my co-worker was going to put an old man with dementia to bed and noticed how he smelled of shit (he hadn't whe... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1360462475 | 1360534364 | null | t5_2to41 | 43 | markschultz: TIFU by missing my chance with a girl
I'm 16...I was taking this class that was two weeks long, and over the course of it i met and became good friends with this girl, i really liked her. She wasn't "super hot" but I found her attractive, not just looks but her character, our common interests, and we would... | 8 | 5.375 | |
1360462618 | 1360482091 | null | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: My parents are out of town....
And I've been left home to get some homework done. I had gotten ahead on my work, and I wanted some company. I called up a girl I know, and asked her to come over. Her mom stopped her on her way put to ask her where she was going. She then told her, and her mom called my parent... | 10 | 1.3 | |
1360472161 | 1361095180 | null | t5_2to41 | 24 | noompsky: TIFU by taking speed while on a date at the movies
so here i am talking to my mates new girlfriend, and out of now where she said she has this friend that i could go on a double date with. at this moment i was pretty excited and she gives me her number, and i start to text her. we get along pretty good, but t... | 14 | 1.714286 | |
1360481714 | 1360705828 | null | t5_2to41 | 340 | greenbowl: TIFU: by fingering a mentally unstable girl on the dance floor
Went out parting with a female friend. She brought her friend along and introduced me.
My friend told me this girl had a history of emotional issues that dealt with bad relationships and men using her for sex. But for some reason, I pushed that ... | 8 | 42.5 | |
1360483589 | 1360544834 | null | t5_2to41 | 34 | Cabboge: TIFU by choosing a friend over my girlfriend
I have been texting my girlfriend for a while now, haven't been able to talk to her all day due to me being at work. I know she had a bit of a rough day considering she had a chat with an ex of hers.
Normally I am all for talking about things, but she seemed rathe... | 9 | 3.777778 | |
1360491205 | 1360671192 | null | t5_2to41 | 105 | ldonthaveaname: TIFU by using my "google name" as my official email name, and not my real name.
I honestly do not know why people haven't pointed this out...or how I've managed to get into fully 3 different (very decent)colleges, landed an few interviews, and conducted some real life business via email, with my name ON... | 4 | 26.25 | |
1360497115 | 1360515881 | null | t5_2to41 | 347 | [deleted]: TIFU by wearing my thermal socks while sick
First mistake is I love candy. And February to April just so happens to be my favorite candy season. Why? Mofuckin jelly beans. Best candy ever.
I tore open my first bag of the season and had a field day. Wake up a few hours later feeling miserable. It is cold as ... | 9 | 38.555556 | |
1360501611 | 1360610484 | null | t5_2to41 | 105 | Oozybrute: TIFU by cumming on my phone
So, on Instagram you like photos by double tapping them.
Me being the genius I am didn't think of that before literally cumming on my phone, which in turn liked the photo.
It wouldn't be so bad had the photo not been of a guy, (me being closeted gay), literally half a year old,... | 7 | 15 | |
1360512250 | 1360533347 | null | t5_2to41 | 932 | [deleted]: TIFU by announcing on Facebook my plans to have sex with my boyfriend.
This was actually a few years ago, but I didn't know reddit back then. I was just thinking about this and I'm still embarrassed.
So I was 14, with my first boyfriend, and we'd been fooling around a lot by then. I wanted to know about wha... | 11 | 84.727273 | |
1360508791 | 1360546865 | null | t5_2to41 | 71 | lilpeedee: TIFU by smashing a bottle of hot pink nail polish.
I dropped a bottle of hot pink nail polish on the kitchen floor. Often times they will bounce, this one shattered. The floor is tile, but it got all over the side of the wood cabinet, and also on the wall. My mother does (used to do) faux finishes and had... | 5 | 14.2 | |
1360513261 | 1360515004 | null | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by laughing at a Pirate
This was actually a few years ago, and it wasn't me who actually did it. (I was just along for the ride and kinda got yelled at for it)
My mom had to go to the hospital for a routine colonoscopy. After the doctor's had finished up with her, they called me back to the recovery r... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1360519543 | 1360543628 | null | t5_2to41 | 17 | AlejandraTheGreat: TIFU By losing my phone
small background info I live in a very traditional mexican family, so I'm not allowed any boyfriends and am only supposed to focus on my studies. My mom's the more lenient one, while my dad is a little more strict. Well I've been in a relationship for a couple of months, and m... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1360518757 | 1360521926 | null | t5_2to41 | 7 | DemonicPoots: TIFU by having bad luck, bad sense and a bad memory, which together ruined my day and cost me a bunch of money
This happened yesterday. I should've known it's gonna be a bad day when my younger kitty, while jumping around in the kitchen, knocked over a big bell jar and smashed it to pieces.
I had bought... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1360526904 | 1360591825 | null | t5_2to41 | 503 | tripsyfag: TIFU by falling asleep after masturbating and not cleaning up first
Female here, by the way. Anyway some background: I'm a debater, and our tournaments are typically Friday until late at night, then resuming early Saturday morning. on debate weekends, I typically don't interact much with my family until Sund... | 8 | 62.875 | |
1360536203 | 1360599128 | null | t5_2to41 | 65 | vdk13: TIFU by breaking my phone for the second time in a few days. A day after the first repair. And it also got me a nice trip to the ER.
So, this story spans this entire week, so not technically TIFU, but hey, I see TIFU's from years back.. Also Hi to all my friends who will now know this is my account..
So it's Mo... | 10 | 6.5 | |
1360545075 | 1360618226 | null | t5_2to41 | 70 | RhymesayersFan: TIFU : by trying to be nice and got labeled as a creep
background : So I am working this whole week and my girlfriends (17 yrs old and I am also 17)phone is not working, she does not have a facebook or a e mail she frequents, only a twitter. Also I raise rabbits for pets.
So she tweets that she is hav... | 8 | 8.75 | |
1360532877 | 1360608579 | null | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU By wiping my dick with alcohol based baby wipes.
Here is how it went:
My parents went to a coffee shop in the morning, as per usual, I was left at home, in bed, alone. As soon as I heard the gate closing I jumped out of my bed, and proceeded to turn on the pc, watch porn and fap furiously. When I finish... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1360551230 | 1360670030 | null | t5_2to41 | 60 | [deleted]: TIFU by inhaling concentrated acid.
I'm an undergraduate working in a research lab. For some reason, most people I meet in science have a "Don't be a wimp" attitude when it comes to safety. Today, that lack of safety bit my ass.
**The Back-Story**
A graduate student wanted me to work in an enclosed envi... | 4 | 15 | |
1360548622 | 1360588661 | null | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a girl I was dating that I wasn't attracted to her instead of just ending it
Well it was actually on saturday night, but I've felt awful throughout the day so I'm venting here now anyway.
Begun the evening at a house party, it had been a very busy week so I was looking forward to getting dru... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1360536465 | 1360604901 | null | t5_2to41 | 63 | dancingsquirrel: TIFU: by parking my car.
Last night I went to a bar with some friends. It was "Penny Pitchers" AKA really cheap beer for college students. I was tired and didn't feel like being out late so I drove there with the intention of driving home later.
After an hour or so, one of my buddies convinced me to ... | 8 | 7.875 | |
1360614292 | 1360779968 | t3_18a5dq | t5_2to41 | 9 | skatterbug: Also, I seem to have the 'link' field in your RES tag populated with a link to the girl who gagged deep thoating. Any idea why?
prussianiron: No clue, never posted anything about that sorta thing
skatterbug: I know why. I had you tagged, got a new computer, re-tagged you through a comment you made on said p... | 7 | 1.285714 | |
1360552862 | 1360577309 | null | t5_2to41 | 35 | [deleted]: TIFU by melting my mom's electronic kettle
I've never been very good with directions or home appliances.
So my mother had this electronic kettle she had for a while. She asked me to fill it with water and boil it. Simple enough. I usually get all nervous when given directions but I felt I could do this with... | 6 | 5.833333 |
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