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1418760197 | 1418760645 | t3_2pi1dv | t5_2to41 | 3 | Talska: TIFU By saying my teacher was on pot.
Ok, it was the 6th period , basically just a time to chat. For Christmas this year we are going to have a party , and we all have to bring something in. So, here's how it went down , I was ill the day before and did not know about it. i hear "Talska , Tweedle dee and tweend... | 3 | 1 | |
1418760266 | 1418780355 | t3_2pi1j3 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by peeing all over the toilet stall
This is older story, but I remember it to this day.
When I was in the elementary school, about 2nd grade European, I had to use the toiler a lot. It was a short break so I ran to the ladies toilets and as you might know, some toilets have toilet paper in front of the... | 5 | 0.4 | |
1418760540 | 1418795554 | t3_2pi24d | t5_2to41 | 4 | SweatyInBed: TIFU by trying to order a drink
This happened about two weeks ago.
A little background: I'm a college student at a university with a pretty reputable downtown scene; lots of bars and stuff. At my school, Greek life is pretty popular as well. I am not in a fraternity though. Anyway, the story is that my ro... | 4 | 1 | |
1418754225 | 1418776581 | t3_2phowb | t5_2to41 | 8 | oats_for_goats: TIFU by giving a customer a pint glass to go to the bathroom in
So I work at a coffee shop where we don't sell bottled water but have filtered water out for people to use. We will typically give people a pint glass for water when they ask for them. Today I had a customer, got her order together and ran... | 4 | 2 | |
1418761766 | 1418762534 | t3_2pi4nc | t5_2to41 | 5 | Thisladylovesyou: tifu by rejecting a massage
So I have a class with a guy who has downs... This is an acting class and for some strange reason our teacher forces us to give people massages. I always find a reason to sit out because I hate being touched unless I know you.. So basically the kid I guess asked me to be hi... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1418761736 | 1418783696 | t3_2pi4lf | t5_2to41 | 23 | airwreker: TIFU by accidentally pouring half a bottle of cologne down my underpants (I'm a girl)
Today I woke up late at 10am and suddenly remembered I had a physiotherapy appointment at 10:30am. It takes me about 30 minutes to get to the clinic meaning I didn't have time to shower, as I had intended the night before. ... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1418762683 | 1418800597 | t3_2pi6j0 | t5_2to41 | 4,174 | heydandelion: TIFU by letting my family know I was being kidnapped.
So I recently got the Samsung Galaxy S5. All in all, I've been pretty happy with it.
Anyway, I'm home from college for winter break. Being the bum that I am, I wake up today around noon, shower, eat, and decide it's nap time. Hey, I'm an adult. I d... | 14 | 298.142857 | |
1418760669 | 1418793857 | t3_2pi2es | t5_2to41 | 4 | hellosuzan: tifu by steeling my friend's socks
I'll keep it short for you poor fuckers(including myself) who still have exams left. So it's really cold where I live and I ran out of thick socks. I went over to my friend's house and quickly grabbed a pair of nice woolly socks from his draw and put em on. Now I'm at the ... | 4 | 1 | |
1418763259 | 1418764893 | t3_2pi7nw | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting wet with a cute girl
So on Tuesdays, I get a taxi from school to a nearby town and then get the bus home from there. This girl I like turned up today, having walked all the way. We made some pretty good conversation and she kept dropping her papers, which was pretty cute. Especially since she... | 5 | 4.2 | |
1418763680 | 1418764754 | t3_2pi8iz | t5_2to41 | 3 | SarcasticNinja1775: TIFU by wanting poutee.
Lurker here, first post.
There is an American version of the Canadian favorite poutine, called poutee, (poo-tee) sold at the mall near my house. My mom told me that she wouldn't be cooking tonight and that I needed to fend for myself when it came to dinner.
So there I ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1418763746 | 1418764817 | t3_2pi8oa | t5_2to41 | 9 | Katastrophe66: TIFU by not listening to my wife
(Long time reader; decided I wanted to share. Posting on behalf of my husband, who doesn't Reddit, so hopefully he'll never know I shared his shame. =) EDIT: I thought this sub was in first person, but I guess it can in second. Changing POV to mine!)
Several years ago, m... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1418761367 | 1418768936 | t3_2pi3tz | t5_2to41 | 7 | iTwerkout: TIFU by just now insinuating my female boss is fat.
I'm at "work" browsing reddit and my boss just comes back from lunch. i work with an older gentleman and our supervisor is a larger female lady nice as can be. she came in and asked if i helped homer (the older gent) put away some heavy boxes. she continues... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1418765090 | 1418766847 | t3_2pibik | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by buying a Christmas gift
This one is pretty tame compared to farting so much you gas out a class or sending porn or sex toys to my parents but still TIFU and it sucks. This started last week actually. I purchased what I thought would be an awesome gift for my boyfriend for Christmas. (Luckily for me h... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1418764784 | 1418767016 | t3_2piaw0 | t5_2to41 | 64 | TuffAdams: TIFU By getting myself arrested and booked with assault.
This happened when I was 18 years old. I grew up in a rural area and the school bus didn't get to my house until almost 5:00 PM so I drove to school but I couldn't get to the elementary school before the bus left to pick up my sisters so I would goof o... | 6 | 10.666667 | |
1418766163 | 1418767248 | t3_2pidpo | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by admitting to being a lesbian
First off I'm not saying I messed up by being gay, I did gay pretty well I think. This happened about 2 weeks ago and I've been avoiding them ever since. So I'm dating this younger woman, about a 6 year difference. Two weeks ago she finally reluctantly invites me over to... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1418767072 | 1418787321 | t3_2pifi6 | t5_2to41 | 173 | Deltadoc333: TIFU by investigating the green lights in the ceiling.
This story happened back when I was in the military and my unit was enjoying a nice "vacation" week in a special R&R (Rest and Recuperation) Base. Basically it was a base with a pool, good food, and a few silly shows.
One of the few rules was an a... | 10 | 17.3 | |
1418767592 | 1418770550 | t3_2piglw | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by breaking a chair.
I've shit my pants 10 times since the 5th grade (I'm in the 10th grade now) But this one time in particular was te worst and most difficult to deal with. Everyone owes it to them selves to shit their pants once. You really start to self evaluate and the experience is good for your s... | 3 | 4 | |
1418767798 | 1418791597 | t3_2pih0y | t5_2to41 | 8 | cherrypie29: TIFU by accidentally cuckolding my paralyzed Iraq veteran BF
Using a throwaway for this.
Context: My boyfriend developed ALS soon after returning from Iraq in 2010, and is nearly completely paralyzed. I've stuck by him and supported him ever since that fateful day, but due to him no longer being able to s... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1418767145 | 1418769248 | t3_2pifnl | t5_2to41 | 4 | deepinsiht: TIFU by jokingly calling someone retarded...
Before we begin let me explain that I have never been one for political correctness. I am neither a politician or a PR rep so I dont care how people feel about the words I use in everyday life, also i think people need to grow up and understand that censoring our... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1418768090 | 1418770902 | t3_2pihoy | t5_2to41 | 7 | ithinkiamaps: TIFU by saying "clit" via Freudian Slip while talking to my old supervisor.
NSFW because of the word "clit", and it's not the weekend. This actually happened a few months ago.
The place I interned at makes ceramic wall tile, and I was a working on designing a new glaze. For those who do not know, ceramic... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1418767992 | 1418769827 | t3_2pihgu | t5_2to41 | 9 | gopherdagold: TIFU By letting my mom use my laptop
So this isn't exactly your "I left porn open" thing but perhaps worse. I litteraly just realized that this happened. So this morning my mom asked to use my laptop for Netflix cause hers is broken. I think nothing of it and hand it to her and go to work. Today I got bor... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1418765349 | 1422569788 | t3_2pic2m | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by not being direct with an school secretary
I'm student at a fairly well-established University. It's filled with a lot of pleasant, if busy people. And of course, it's holiday season, so everyone is losing their heads. I forgot this. And I chose today to try to get myself in order again, instead of th... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1418768851 | 1418836422 | t3_2pij7b | t5_2to41 | 42 | lostbutnotgone: TIFU by being curious about dragon dildos....
Well, to be fair, my roommate fucked up. We were chilling on the couch, watching Rudolph and eating donuts. She brought up something which we can't remember. I told her about bad dragon, a site which sells myriad unusual sex toys including a true-to-life hor... | 5 | 8.4 | |
1418768780 | 1418828751 | t3_2pij2q | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by crushing on a roommate
I decided to post this because I felt it appropriate to say today, this is an old TIFU but it belongs...
TIFU by this: I'm living in a rooming house in Silver Spring, MD, this new guy moves in, his name is Josh (not his real name of course) and he's super hot with his glasses ... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1418770305 | 1418783826 | t3_2pim51 | t5_2to41 | 209 | MakingMeatballs: TIFU by bringing my 6 year old cousin to the restroom
Reddit, today I fucked up by bringing my 6 year old cousin to the bathroom. I know where you think this is going (that I got accused of being a perve). It's not. So just stick with me.
So the whole story starts innocently enough. My aunt/godmo... | 5 | 41.8 | |
1418771192 | 1418775474 | t3_2pinua | t5_2to41 | 36 | Wake_Island: TIFU Don't leave your account logged into the libary computer
I have subscribed you to /r/OldladiesBakingpies
ENJOY!
OP here what the hell?
enolprod: Ok, so I went through the first 5 pics of /r/Oldladiesbakingpies because.......well I couldn't help myself. They all had NSFW written on them yet none of t... | 4 | 9 | |
1418770892 | 1428987158 | t3_2pina1 | t5_2to41 | 130 | IntoARagingFire: TIFU Last year I was hit by a car..It was the best thing that ever happened to me (My Story)
TL;DR: Got an IT apprenticeship then stupidly got myself fired, but found another job. Spent the year angry and depressed, but trying to complete the course. Got the flu, my bike stolen, then hit by a car in th... | 5 | 26 | |
1418771552 | 1418776352 | t3_2piojh | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally FaceTiming my mom in the shower. [NSFW]
Hello TIFU, I haven't posted here before so I don't quite know how to begin or what the rules are, even though the rules are right in front of me, but I guess I'll just begin by saying I am a 17 year old male that is still in school and planning to... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1418771860 | 1418881536 | t3_2pip4x | t5_2to41 | 3 | TheFixItKitofReddit: Tifu by being depressed
Im normally on top of my shit for school, but I just felt so bad mentally and physically I got behind in one of my classes almost from day one. Not to mention that it was online and the teacher didnt teach jack shit and was barely existant. We missed weeks of hw because he n... | 7 | 0.428571 | |
1418772146 | 1418795904 | t3_2pipo1 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Jayme128: TIFU by mixing smoking and drinking
Well it wasn't today but last night. After a long night of drinking at a brewery tour, me and my friends went back to a friends apartment. My one friend asks me if I wanted to smoke a bowl. I said yes and took it, coughing a lot afterward.
This is when it gets bad. The mix... | 4 | 2 | |
1418772112 | 1418781035 | t3_2piplj | t5_2to41 | 7 | throway_user: TIFU by burning my penis (kinda NSFW)
Like most TIFU's this did not happen today it happened like 8 or 9 years ago. Might be a little NSFW
I have a scar on my penis that I have had since I was like 6. So there is kinda of a back story to this. So when I was little my parents gave me showers(normal). Onc... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1418773016 | 1418773786 | t3_2pircs | t5_2to41 | 7 | ThrowawayTIFUasdf: TIFU by going out to the bar
So to get this out of the way, nobody got hurt, got a dui, or anything of that nature. This happened a few weeks ago. But if you read too the end, or the tl:dr, you'll see why I posted it today. And throwaway cause, well just cause okay?!
Backstory: So my buddy, we'll ca... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1418774015 | 1418785847 | t3_2pitav | t5_2to41 | 8 | MountThrowaway: TIFU by sucking at pool.
So in light of my last TIFU, I brought my father and stepmother to the therapist with me. He suggested finding a fun game to bond the entire family with, and my dad shipped his old pool table to the house today while I was at school. Anyways, me my stepbrother and little brother... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1418774225 | 1418880108 | t3_2pitpd | t5_2to41 | 77 | [deleted]: TIFU by talking to my girlfriend like a dog.
I was cooking dinner while my girlfriend was leaned against the counter. We had been talking about our pets and moved on to talking about the strange personality of my dog. I dropped my pasta into the boiling water, and needed a stirring spoon. This is where my br... | 5 | 15.4 | |
1418774846 | 1418776625 | t3_2piuwq | t5_2to41 | 11 | The_MeanGirls: TIFU by letting my boss pay me on my phone
This happened about an hour ago when I was getting off work.
So here's a bit of a back story. I work in an office with 2 other women, 1 of them my boss. My boss is also ridiculously lazy. She'll come in between 9 and 10 sometimes later or not at all, put off wo... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1418775544 | 1418838144 | t3_2piw9l | t5_2to41 | 239 | semen_vandal: TIFU by slabbering sunscreen lotion over toilet paper at my high school
Happened yesterday. I found a small bag with some sunscreen lotion abandoned on the floor of one of my classes and, along with a few friends, thought that it would be funny to use it to prank some of my classmates.
Well, things got ... | 6 | 39.833333 | |
1418776552 | 1418846384 | t3_2piy6l | t5_2to41 | 894 | humanicide: TIFU By Not Farting In A Confined Space.
FrostyFiction: *claps slowly*
cistersnow: Unlike his butt cheeks.
Codename13: I will never get that hilarious image out of my head.
tinycraft: I'm pretty sure that image is funnier than OP's post
humanicide: You are visualizing my butt cheeks? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °)
thipp: I... | 8 | 111.75 | |
1418778000 | 1418778404 | t3_2pj0xc | t5_2to41 | 15 | skinnypurpleduck: TIFU: By showing my innocent grandparents the wrong subreddit
So today my grandparents come over. Very catholic, very strict u know with the no sex, no porn, no nothing. Anyways our family was thinking of getting a cute pet. So what better to show them how cute pets are on the internet? So i sit them ... | 3 | 5 | |
1418778477 | 1418875641 | t3_2pj1u7 | t5_2to41 | 51 | emukerji: TIFU by Sleeping and Procrastinating
This one actually did happen today, and it has made me probably the saddest I've ever been in my relatively young (18 year-old) life. A little background, I go to a top 20 college and am taking Gen Chem. Today was the day of the final (8 am) and I was set to get an A in th... | 11 | 4.636364 | |
1418779114 | 1418779930 | t3_2pj31z | t5_2to41 | 6 | SexyPotato69: TIFU By Headshotting my next door neighbor
This happened about 7 years ago so here it goes... I was around 9-10 years old and I remember I've gotten my first slingshot! I lived in an apartment complex with lots of kids my age, and I decided to show everyone my cool looking killer! My next door neighbor wa... | 7 | 0.857143 | |
1418779065 | 1418843564 | t3_2pj2yy | t5_2to41 | 6 | Sometimes_Im_Funny: TIFU by making a Hellen Keller joke
Little background info: sometimes I blurt out things before I realize it wasn't a good idea to say it.
Anyway were standing around and my friend was talking about what this guy could play when he uses the wah wah pedal ( http://www.swamp.net.au/images/productimag... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1418780906 | 1418853063 | t3_2pj6bc | t5_2to41 | 12 | Crafterkid123: TIFU by choosing a tiny USB adapter for haunakah when I could have gotten a Raspberry Pi if I put my finger an inch away.
So I was obsessed with hanukah because it meant getting a raspberry pi (tiny computer) but I instead chose a tiny wifi adapter thinking that was the raspberry pi. My sister then proce... | 6 | 2 | |
1418781278 | 1418782756 | t3_2pj6xu | t5_2to41 | 6 | grossygross: TIFU by signing up for reddit secret santa international!
I guess I'm a little naive seeing as I've never sent something oversees but I had no idea it was going to cost me $150+(!) to ship a small package from the USA to INDIA. I seriously thought it would cost $40-$50 max. I've been scoping out my secret ... | 3 | 2 | |
1418781411 | 1418782842 | t3_2pj75x | t5_2to41 | 30 | Stratygy: TIFU as a diabetic by injecting myself with Novolog every night before I go to bed instead of Lantus for the last week and a half
I have type 1 diabetes. Every night before I go to bed I'm supposed to give myself 28 units of Lantus so that my blood sugar isn't in like the 500's when I wake up and I feel like ... | 3 | 10 | |
1418782946 | 1418783747 | t3_2pj9y5 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by going outside.
To clarify, this happened back last January but has haunted my friend and I to this day.
Wake up, look out side and it's snowing lightly. No biggie! Should lighten up by lunch. Slip on my shoes, grab my jacket and head for the car. This is where the fuck up started. Lunch came being ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1418783441 | 1418841029 | t3_2pjawj | t5_2to41 | 10 | mess_atsu: TIFU by being an asshole.
So today I was just driving to the gym to do some workouts that are necessary for my school's phys ed credit, and I pulled into a parking spot. But I came in at a bad angle and ended up scratching the paint on the back panel of the prius next to me. Keep in mind that even though I'm... | 7 | 1.428571 | |
1418784051 | 1418847332 | t3_2pjbyr | t5_2to41 | 4 | GarnetSteel: TIFU by going for a smoke break.
So I work in a group home and don't technically get breaks. So I go out for a smoke break at the end of the driveway (protocol).
So I look up at the houses around me and in the neighbouring house there is an older guy, say 40's pulling on his pants in his living room.
Than... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1418783998 | 1418788782 | t3_2pjbvc | t5_2to41 | 3 | l0de: TIFU: Trying to learn CPR
JaysRooted: What the actual fuck is this?
This is fucking stupid.
This is bad, and you should feel bad.
l0de: Sorry, it was a rookie mistake on my first day of CPR class. I feel bad enough already.
JaysRooted: No. Just no.
| 4 | 0.75 | |
1418785223 | 1418868879 | t3_2pje29 | t5_2to41 | 83 | hubgoblin2: TIFU by commenting on my roommate's boobs
I share an 3bd apartment with my girlfriend and two other girls. I pay rent and utilities and they have no problem with being there. I've known one girl since freshman year of college (around the time I started dating my gf) and she's pretty open in front of me, pro... | 4 | 20.75 | |
1418785599 | 1418792339 | t3_2pjeq1 | t5_2to41 | 13 | Drawtaru: TIFU by calling my step-dad "Dad."
Quick run-down, my male genetic material contributor is a selfish, narcissistic person that I've decided to cut ties with. My step-dad is an awesome guy, classic old Southern gentleman, loves my mom more than anything.
So two nights ago, my step-dad comes home from work to... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1418785277 | 1418787293 | t3_2pje5b | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving assignment until the last day.
Typing this as it's now 3am, I decided to leave one of my assignments that had the due date set for 19th of December until the last day. I was planning to do it on the 18th. However, not an hour ago I find out that, actually, the assignment is due in today(the 1... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1418775094 | 1418788774 | t3_2pivd6 | t5_2to41 | 8 | trolledbypro: TIFU by inhaling Clay dust during art class and thinking I was going to get Silicosis
This happened today. I'm in Architecture class, and we are currently in the woodshop, a space shared by us, the pottery class and the woodshop class. As it is the final period of the day, we have to help clean the tables... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1418786926 | 1418878683 | t3_2pjh0r | t5_2to41 | 24 | collegedorkwad: TIFU by attending a funeral
Backstory: I came home from college for Winter break last Friday. Just before I arrived, my best friend’s grandmother passed away, and it’s (understandably) been fairly difficult for him even though she was quite old and it wasn’t sudden. I never met the woman, but yesterday ... | 3 | 8 | |
1418787789 | 1418795892 | t3_2pjil5 | t5_2to41 | 3 | smaug_the_mighty: TIFU by forgetting about the black arrows
There I am, the town is lying in fiery ruins all around me. Some asshole is shooting arrows at my off of a tower. I admire his spunk, but I still need to make an example of him.
I knock the tower over a bit and see his son is there. I'm a little embarrasse... | 3 | 1 | |
1418789386 | 1418794505 | t3_2pjlgp | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by opening porn in front of my teacher.
So today I was in English class, we had the computer lab to ourselves, so naturally, I took a seat in the way back and started slacking off. I had finished the essay we were supposed to be working on a few days before, and my teacher was fine with me doing other s... | 12 | 1.583333 | |
1418789653 | 1418791492 | t3_2pjlx8 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a stupid assumption about my adopted son.
Therealfed1: dude what the fuck are you talking about this is just extremly racist you fucked your kid. you made him think thats how black people act your fucking stupid
MentaLMayhem: Dumbass
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1418789631 | 1418794127 | t3_2pjlvv | t5_2to41 | 19 | Duffius: TIFU by going to see my mothers body in the funeral home.
So my mother died last week, and today would be the last chance I would be able to see the body before the funeral. So I went to her, and freaked out, seeing her lying there was so unnatural, and now I can't get the image of that out of my head. I just ... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1418790347 | 1418792363 | t3_2pjn3m | t5_2to41 | 23 | mwoodward8: TIFU by calling the girl I like fat
So this happened minutes ago. I was texting the girl I like. Things were going great and we got on the subject of working out. She said that she has better abs than me. I obviously need photo evidence of this and we go on texting back and forth. She then says something al... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1418791299 | 1418794862 | t3_2pjomd | t5_2to41 | 3 | cokediet222: TIFU by making eye contact my friend while he masturbated during class
xwt-timster: I'm pretty sure it won't matter if your account is a throwaway, your masturbating will know it's you posting.
cokediet222: If he does accuse me, I plan on denying everything.
ssmooth_criminal: So there was another friend i... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1418790859 | 1418841923 | t3_2pjnx2 | t5_2to41 | 7 | TeamKillingFTard: TIFU by not buying a new checkbook.
Long story, but in June of this year, my SO and I paid her car loan with a money order instead of a check because she was out of checks, and Bank of America wanted her to pay 65$ for a new checkbook. We decided we'd rather just pay a few cents to Walmart and buy a m... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1418792221 | 1418793063 | t3_2pjq45 | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by messing up my gf's underwear
ssmooth_criminal: upvote for stubborn as shit. But why is your shit yellow?
Plot twist: Undies were already dirty when given to you.
kazu1666x: the shit's brown. but when the brown washed off and still left a light brown/yellow mark on the light blue undie.
So if pre... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1418782758 | 1418795552 | t3_2pj9m4 | t5_2to41 | 9 | shitty_son: TIFU by being negligent with my germs and giving my 74 year-old dad the flu.
I went to bed on Saturday night, life was normal, but I woke up at 3am sick to my stomach. Spent the rest of the night and all day Sunday puking a lot, although I was able to keep it reasonably in-check with Gravol and fever medica... | 3 | 3 | |
1418793569 | 1418793763 | t3_2pjs7h | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by reading TIFU
I fucked up, reddit.
All of us are here on this planet with a relatively small amount of time. Regardless of your religious views, we can all agree life, or our time, is precious to us.
I fucked up by reading TIFU posts once again, because I was bored. I forgot that every TIFU post i... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1418793945 | 1418802950 | t3_2pjstt | t5_2to41 | 94 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending a period picture to my crush [NSFW]
SO UH YEAH. It happened by accident like a month ago. BY ACCIDENT. To warn you ahead of time, it's pretty gross. Menstruation and shit.
I was sitting on the shitter when I was snapchatting my best friend. We always snapchat each other while we're on the to... | 40 | 2.35 | |
1418788923 | 1418858671 | t3_2pjkn6 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU misreading the signs from a woman I've been hanging out with...
So, let me just say from the outset that I have been single for a few years (3+) after a failed engagement during college. I haven't been dating for personal reasons, and, apparently, am very rusty.
I just moved to San Francisco from NY fo... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1418797106 | 1418837695 | t3_2pjxf1 | t5_2to41 | 17 | throw_it_ross: TIFU by giving my wife the Christmas list
My wife was pretty down this year because her birthday was a little less than expected and we weren't really able because of scheduling and such to do our usual celebration. Plus the cake I made for her ended up being an unusual disaster.
So I decided this year... | 5 | 3.4 | |
1418799280 | 1418800090 | t3_2pk0a8 | t5_2to41 | 15 | phuhnoodles: TIFU by getting a kid expelled
This happened a day ago but yeah. So there's this guy (lets call him Carl) that I apparently do the best impression of. So whilst the teacher was lecturing us about calories and what not, she said a bagel is like 320 calories. The dumbass I am decided to yell out 420 in the C... | 7 | 2.142857 | |
1418798983 | 1418802390 | t3_2pjzw8 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by covering someones shift
TIFU, I work at a chain restaurant and recently they needed someone to cover a closing dish shift, they know I have a hard time saying no to helping others (or running dumb ass errands) so they came to me. I volunteered for some shifts. I thought it would only be until they hi... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1418800207 | 1418800607 | t3_2pk1f1 | t5_2to41 | 8 | Jeear: TIFU by almost drowning.
Okay this happened years ago when i was still a child. We went to a resort and I tried swimming in this 4ft swimming pool. The water went up to my chin, and I have this heart condition where it's hard to breathe underwater like there's a watermelon being pressed in your chest. So i thoug... | 4 | 2 | |
1418801046 | 1418862457 | t3_2pk2hf | t5_2to41 | 196 | mikeokc: TIFU by mistaking my roommate for an earthquake.
My roommate is not exactly the smallest girl- not obese but a bit 'cuddly', she enjoys her doritos and soda. So this afternoon I'm lying on my bed after work and suddenly the whole house shakes and windows rattle at bit. I came running out of room and blurted ... | 5 | 39.2 | |
1418796574 | 1418880101 | t3_2pjwo7 | t5_2to41 | 11 | schmegus: TIFU by mistaking a customer for my manager
First off I apologize, this didn't happen recently and it wasn't myself, it was my coworker and I'd have him post it but I havn't seen him for 4 years, but I'll tell it like I was him (I was there):
So I work as a waiter and at this chain restaurant, and luckily un... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1418802370 | 1418803648 | t3_2pk3x5 | t5_2to41 | 11 | Wichitorian: tifu by parking in short term parking.
So last week I was on my way to Phoenix to visit family and since I work the night shift I rarely remember what AM weekday traffic is like. So I left my house for my 9:45AM flight with what I thought was a reasonable amount of time... I mean I left my house at 6AM. It... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1418803192 | 1418867584 | t3_2pk4tw | t5_2to41 | 37 | bystormageddon: TIFU by listening to my sister, which lead to getting fired, and losing my boyfriend.
Last Monday, 12.08.2014, is a day I wish I could just wake up from and start over.
Up until recently, I was working in a job that requires me to travel. On one of these assignments, I was sent to my home town. I was g... | 7 | 5.285714 | |
1418804251 | 1418817346 | t3_2pk5wq | t5_2to41 | 5 | I-am-who-locked: TIFU by peeling off a thick layer of my fingernail.
Basically, I had nude nail varnish on my fingernails and decided to play with it by peeling it off. I got to my second finger and started peeling the nail varnish, however I noticed it went extremely red and thin and then I realised I was peeling my f... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1418803782 | 1418838861 | t3_2pk5gl | t5_2to41 | 25 | Zaroobalov: TIFU by telling a joke in socials class.
While sitting in socials class I sometimes get bored. Today we were learning about Canada in the 80s & 90s. The teacher had a quote from Pierre Trudeau on the notes sheet, which went something like this: "Living next to them is like trying to sleep with an elepha... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1418804743 | 1418839376 | t3_2pk6et | t5_2to41 | 67 | Heilbroner: TIFU by forgetting I got drunk last night and trying to fart this morning
I'll keep it quick. I got loaded last night. Great time, but got home about 3am.
Woke up at 7am for work. Made breakfast, lunch, showered and started to get dressed. While putting my pants on, I thought I could let out a sneaky fart... | 4 | 16.75 | |
1418805847 | 1418835501 | t3_2pk7jj | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying not to be an uncultured swine
This happened 10 minutes ago and after a session of vomiting I mustered up the will (thank my friend) to share this story with you all.
During dinner time I was talking with my aunt from my mother's side who was visiting from South Korea . She arrived early this... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1418805473 | 1418846927 | t3_2pk75t | t5_2to41 | 18 | G1NG3R_K1NG: TIFU by Meeting a Deadline
So I work as a Video/Graphics guy.
I've been working at this job for about a year, shits pretty intense, boss is pretty intense, everything is pretty intense.
Its hard to meet deadlines with how intense everything.
Over the weekend, my co-worker and i were assigned a tough deadli... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1418812403 | 1418932040 | t3_2pkdtv | t5_2to41 | 187 | fapcitybish: TIFU by showing my teacher her panties (NSFW)
Okay, so this happened about a year ago and it's why I'm currently being home-schooled (out of shame, not out of punishment).
So I was in biology and my extremely attractive teacher bends over to look in the microscope at my table. Also at the table are my ass... | 15 | 12.466667 | |
1418806632 | 1418813478 | t3_2pk89s | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by finding and reading my Ex's psychology paper saved from a few years back.
So heres my FU, I was talking to a few friends about The Hobbit and something made me turn on my computer again. After a while being on the internet I was looking up the pros and cons to jailbreaking my phone then downloaded Pa... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1418813304 | 1418830011 | t3_2pkeox | t5_2to41 | 9 | closetpooper: TIFU: By doing it again..
Just not as serious this time?
Normally whenever you wake up in the middle of the night to pee, you use the toilet, but I didn't know I'd be doing it squat style over my dogs puppy pad in the bathroom. And just like last time, I don't remember getting up and walking into the ba... | 6 | 1.5 | |
1418805664 | 1418827659 | t3_2pk7cg | t5_2to41 | 27 | Satanfister0218: TIFU by racing my grandparents.
So, I'm finally home from university, at my grandparents house for a few days, and man oh man am I fucking excited for some home cooked food, living off God damn Ramen Noodles and pancakes just doesn't cut it anymore. So my grandmother, the beautiful woman she is makes m... | 3 | 9 | |
1418816575 | 1418830639 | t3_2pkhul | t5_2to41 | 536 | MrB1gSh0t: TIFU by telling a co-worker his watch is fake
So here's some background info first, I'm a watches guy..I love watches...scratch that..they're sort of a passion of mine and an addiction add that to the fact I own 2 expensive watches (Rolex subC amd Omega SMP)...back to the story.
We have a new worker and he ... | 14 | 38.285714 | |
1418815707 | 1418888842 | t3_2pkh02 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: TIFU by lying
Happened about 10 minutes ago so extra points??
Back story: I'v been seeing this girl for a few months, she hates my friends for no reason especially A, A is a girl so i feel like that's the reason for the extra hate.
Onto the fuck up!
I had told the girl i'm seeing that i was watching a mov... | 10 | 1.4 | |
1418818409 | 1418822779 | t3_2pkjns | t5_2to41 | 34 | [deleted]: TIFU by jerking off too early
REDDIT-IS-TRP: what did you say to your mum?
zealer: ...but jerking off is part of getting ready for school!
| 3 | 11.333333 | |
1418822146 | 1419292405 | t3_2pknyc | t5_2to41 | 355 | DrMonsi: TIFU by riding a rollercoaster.
This one happened a few years ago. I'm not native english-speaking, so i'm sorry for possible writing mistakes.
The family of my girlfriend at the time invited me to join them on a trip into a theme park (Europa-Park in southern germany, in case anyone is interested). So far, ... | 7 | 50.714286 | |
1418822775 | 1418848842 | t3_2pkop3 | t5_2to41 | 909 | TryHardProductions: TIFU by being bi curious three years ago (NSFW)
So this happened yesterday. It must be noted in order to realise the exact scale of this fuck up that I am a 20 year old straight male and I live happily with my fiancé and child who I love very much.
Anyway, around three years ago I was in a rather d... | 9 | 101 | |
1418821637 | 1418834861 | t3_2pknc1 | t5_2to41 | 12 | subspacehipster: TIFU by calling a gay woman straight
I was at Texas Thespian Convention just before thanksgiving. I'm sitting in on a panel about all the dirty jokes in Shakespeare (there are plenty). There's probably like 60 people in the room, more coming as the panel goes on. The woman presenting the panel is an en... | 4 | 3 | |
1418824164 | 1418893236 | t3_2pkqh0 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by playing with a sword
Like most TIFUs this happened a while ago in a time where everything was simpler than now.
So once upon a time I was a little boy. I was in love with swords, bows and arrows etc.
one day I decided to build my own wooden sword and as a huge anime fan it had to look like the big ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1418818966 | 1418830621 | t3_2pkk9q | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by remembering E.T.
So this morning I woke up early because I had a presentation in class today, not that prepared for it but whatever still gonna do it. Being all groggy and all I passed my mum. I might have mentioned a sore throat and insisted on having me use a thermometer to test my temp. Now I was ... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1418825435 | 1418901028 | t3_2pks6u | t5_2to41 | 269 | PurpleNinjaPanda: TIFU by insuring a horrible driver
I work for an insurance company not going to say the name, but I work in the underwriting department which is the department that looks over peoples driving record, age, location, all of those things and more to decided if we should keep insuring said driver. One day... | 12 | 22.416667 | |
1418825329 | 1418840956 | t3_2pks1h | t5_2to41 | 5 | elitheguy: TIFU By doing the laundry wrongly for a year and a half
So Im the one that usually does the laundry (wife does it every once in a while but I have more time to do it since im on rotating shifts) anyway this TIFU was finally discovered yesterday, as usual I went to put in a load and when I was about to add th... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1418829855 | 1418833148 | t3_2pkz5o | t5_2to41 | 11 | the_kids_laugh: TIFU by not doing anything as an undergraduate to get references as I apply for graduate school.
I never understood those people who seemed so aggressive about being active in everything and anything. They received awards, had close, meaningful relationships with professors, were involved in a gazillion... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1418830862 | 1418844227 | t3_2pl108 | t5_2to41 | 2,794 | ChadEstes: TIFU when I tried to give $300 to a friend in need
SooperSte: So I can transfer money straight from my bank account to anyone I want instantly using my banks app on my phone (or via any laptop/desktop).
Do American banks not have anything like that?
ChadEstes: Some banks do, but in this case I would have ... | 16 | 174.625 | |
1418830797 | 1418832532 | t3_2pl0wf | t5_2to41 | 47 | she-huulk: TIFU by guilting my boyfriend into eating fish sticks
So last night, my boyfriend and I are chatting on the phone and he tells me that he just went out and got ingredients for my favourite dish that he cooks for me, "cheesy pasta" as we call it, and I proceed to jokingly lament that I'm jealous he's eating i... | 4 | 11.75 | |
1418829429 | 1418859181 | t3_2pkygi | t5_2to41 | 9 | Throway10293: TIFU by trusting my apps too much.
TIFU by trusting American Airlines app. Consultant here. I don't travel too frequently for work (about 10 times a year) but just got assigned to a new client after some manager turnover.
After about a month of conference calls I'm scheduled to fly down to finally me... | 3 | 3 | |
1418831876 | 1418832760 | t3_2pl2sj | t5_2to41 | 39 | [deleted]: TIFU by cleaning my ass
man_mayo: It wipes the feces off its skin, or else it gets the hose again.
QuietCalamity: It puts the feces in the basket
| 3 | 13 | |
1418832997 | 1418875755 | t3_2pl4ux | t5_2to41 | 245 | ninetwofour: TIFU trying to be a good person in a hospital elevator
To give a bit of a backstory to this whole thing, I'll start by saying that I work in a hospital (HR, office job) and everyday after my lunch break I go and grab a coffee in the hospital bar with a couple of workmates.
So we get our coffees and procee... | 6 | 40.833333 | |
1418833832 | 1418834076 | t3_2pl6h9 | t5_2to41 | 26 | YellowDelilah: TIFU by leaving the oven on all night.
I haven't been sleeping well and I accidentally left the oven on yesterday and only found out about it early this morning when making grits.
Yesterday I was about to make baked potatoes before heading off to work when I realized that the potatoes were off. I then t... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1418833339 | 1418935401 | t3_2pl5hh | t5_2to41 | 60 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to install a new OS
So yesterday I wanted to install a new operating system and didn't back up my files. I figured everything is going to be okay since I did this a few times.
So I plugged in my flash drive, it started installing and at the end it was missing some .dll/.exe files and such so... | 10 | 6 |
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