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1418835123 | 1418878219 | t3_2pl8x9 | t5_2to41 | 5,687 | IHaveBushyEyebrows: Tifu by ...just read ..the story.
Ok so today was a pretty normal day. I woke up at 7Am cleaned myself up, collected a kiss from my mum and went to school. Mum was ready for work too. School was fun, beside the never-changing fact, that this fat kid next to me in class just wont FREAKING stop eating... | 15 | 379.133333 | |
1418835490 | 1418937109 | t3_2pl9lp | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU By feeding my girlfriend moldy bread.
So, yesterday, I was hanging out with my girlfriend. She came to my apartment and we hadn't seen each other for a little over a week, so we were really happy to see each other. We were cuddling on the couch and watching some TV show on Netflix called Black Mirror or... | 5 | 4 | |
1418837275 | 1418871814 | t3_2pld4g | t5_2to41 | 18 | Coni1196: TIFU when I said "congrats on the baby!"
So, this is my first time posting here, and I hope I don't fuck up too much (ha) 'cause I usually post in LetsNotMeet and Paranormal. Let's see how it goes!!
I live in a neighbourhood consisting of mostly older people and kids. I don't really talk all that much with m... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1418838461 | 1418843771 | t3_2plfez | t5_2to41 | -17 | bhandarism: TIFU by posting a story on Reddit about a college night gone bad...
There was an /r/askreddit about Truth/Dare stories. This was my post:
"In college there was 8 of us playing truth or dare 4 girls 4 guys we were all fucking drunk, any way I got dared to make out with each girl. Not a big deal right? some ... | 9 | -1.888889 | |
1418839980 | 1418919379 | t3_2plii0 | t5_2to41 | 7 | sunjelt: TIFU by confiding in a "friend"
This happened a 3 months ago, but I wanted to share.
After being in a 4 year long distance relationship, my gf moved in with me at my parents'. Things were going super swell, until she stopped helping out around the house and absolutely refused to eat whatever my parents made f... | 10 | 0.7 | |
1418840557 | 1418849792 | t3_2pljni | t5_2to41 | 20 | [deleted]: TIFU by not knocking on the bathroom stall door before going in (at work)...
Does anyone else sit down at their desk and stare at their dark, lifeless computer monitors for a bit prior to getting to work first thing in the morning? That is how my day started. That is how my workdays usually start.
In any ev... | 4 | 5 | |
1418840793 | 1418855471 | t3_2plk4s | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by playing truth or dare with my crush
So this happened about a year ago in my school when me and my crush (our age is 16) left alone in the class ( same class )
It's 15.00 pm in my school and there's almost no one in my school except me and my crush.
Me : "Why are you still here? Is someone gonna get... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1418841022 | 1418873677 | t3_2plklb | t5_2to41 | 18 | 10thplanetwestLA: TIFU by insisting on paying for someone else's coffee
I had a part time job in college and the lady who processed my paychecks was super nice to me. She'd pay me for the maximum hours per week even if I'd show up late or take days off to study for finals.
One day, I was taking my lunch break and s... | 11 | 1.636364 | |
1418841140 | 1418867878 | t3_2plkug | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally melting my record collection
This is a short one, but here goes:
The radiator in my bedroom doesn't work, so I have this little heater on wheels that I plug in when it gets particularly cold. I was cleaning up yesterday, so it had been pushed out of its usual spot in the middle of the r... | 16 | 1.1875 | |
1418841831 | 1418846096 | t3_2plmar | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by not reading the rules of TIFU
so this happened like four minutes ago, this girl I've been talking to is sick and I am to blame, and I thought it would be funny to write a TIFU post about how it all went down. Ended up publishing a TIFU post and linking it to her, so we could both laugh about it for d... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1418842056 | 1418856155 | t3_2plmqv | t5_2to41 | 4 | elitelightning: TIFU By taking out my town's power grid.
So I was walking home from finals today, just jamming out to monstercat. I was completely zoned out pretending to beat a drum and kicking my legs forward randomly. I near my stop light, which happens to be right next to the power grid for a large portion of my to... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1418843200 | 1418844238 | t3_2plp1l | t5_2to41 | 6 | chimpanzeehat: TIFU by ordering a trampoline net and no trampoline for my 4 year olds Christmas present
Girlfriend and I have been shopping since November for a good price on a new trampoline for the kid since the one his grandparents have is basically a rusty metal deathtrap, a couple weeks ago we found one on Amazon ... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1418843587 | 1418867499 | t3_2plpuv | t5_2to41 | 4 | thatawesomedude: TIFU by finishing a math problem.
A little backstory, I'm 22, I'm a 5th year in college. This last quarter I took a leave of absence from my university to take a calculus class at the local CC I need to remain eligible for enrollment at the university. This is a class I've failed twice at the universit... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1418844602 | 1418860716 | t3_2plrva | t5_2to41 | 6 | inspiredman: TIFU by dissing movie (one month ago)
I intern at a company that develops movie scripts into movies. When I first got the internship, they made me read a script and provide notes (coverage, as they call it).
The script was shit (or at least I thought it was shit), so I spoke my mind and wrote very critica... | 6 | 1 | |
1418846292 | 1419269240 | t3_2plv7l | t5_2to41 | 5 | tongxammo: TIFU by kicking the toilet stall door of a disabled kid.
It was a few years back.
I was in primary school.
Me and my friends were just messing around in the playground when one of my friends (I'll just call him Jim) Jim asked to go to the toilet.
So we basically just went with him and as we were walking we s... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1418846440 | 1418847168 | t3_2plvib | t5_2to41 | 16 | ShutUpWalt: TIFU by saying hi
It's lunch time today. And I fucked up.
Little backstory, I'm a 4/10 fuck up in life, and there's a 8/10 girly in one of my classes. We don't talk much.
Anyway, I'm sitting at a table alone (All my friends have different classes on Wednesday, so different lunches) at one of the tables cl... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1418847295 | 1418855282 | t3_2plxa1 | t5_2to41 | 7 | vinnythehammer: TIFU by calling the waitress at Hooters a prostitute.
The other day I was out with my friends at Hooters for a little celebration of our friend Pete who was moving away. We get there and were not helped for at least half an hour, maybe 45 minutes. So by now, we're all pretty ticked off. The manager come... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1418846964 | 1418927883 | t3_2plwku | t5_2to41 | 35 | jinglebellpenguin: TIFU by tasting the rainbow
Last night I went to a friend's gay wedding reception and had a bit too much rainbow..
About 2 months ago, my friend and his boyfriend finally received his rather homophobic parents' blessing and the two couldn't wait to get married. He called in all his closest friends a... | 8 | 4.375 | |
1418848601 | 1418870739 | t3_2pm011 | t5_2to41 | 11 | immy_oos: Tifu by inventing a new way for birthcontrol
This is my first post on reddit. This one happened a few years ago and i always think of this story when i read something on this particular subreddit. (No native speaker so..)
So me and my now ex girlfriend just had sex, when we realised she could get pregnant be... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1418849334 | 1418916532 | t3_2pm1l7 | t5_2to41 | 50 | the_fot88: TIFU by accidentally climbing a mountain.
So this is something I wanted to write as much for me as for anyone else that will get a laugh at my misfortune, because I'm sure that I will forget most of the details.
It all started in a hostel in Budva, Montenegro. I don't really plan ahead and was discussing ... | 4 | 12.5 | |
1418850158 | 1418858017 | t3_2pm3ay | t5_2to41 | 37 | _chestercopperpot_: TIFU: by leaving some Christmas presents for my family in the back seat of my car.
Woke up this morning to a smashed in window, and all the presents gone. They didn't take anything but my gifts for other people, left all of my personal belongings alone. I really hate people sometimes, it was gonna b... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1418850376 | 1418908325 | t3_2pm3q8 | t5_2to41 | 110 | AmericanPatriot117: TIFU by snap chatting my ex a picture of my diarrhea
Two summers ago there entered a girl into my life that I fell for pretty hard. She was super hot and we made out a few times, but sadly the compatibility was not there. So I broke things off after about a month.
Fast forward to almost a full yea... | 6 | 18.333333 | |
1418848076 | 1419035465 | t3_2plyx3 | t5_2to41 | 24 | melonxhead: TIFU, trying to build up a friends confidence...and getting arrested
TIFU. My friend and I were talking and he was wondering how I was so confident (e.g. being a total retard/douche in public to make my friends laugh). I told him that I simply don't care what people think, I just do it if I find it funny.
... | 7 | 3.428571 | |
1418851725 | 1418878785 | t3_2pm6kr | t5_2to41 | 98 | porn_is_alarming: TIFU by leaving porn open on my phone.
This week is finals week at my Uni so I'm a little stressed out. After studying last night for my final this morning I figured I'd rub one off to relax a little and get a good nights sleep. I do my business and fall asleep, leaving the internet open on my phone w... | 10 | 9.8 | |
1418851867 | 1418853831 | t3_2pm6vk | t5_2to41 | 44 | meowmeowmonicat: TIFU by asking a customer if she needed any assistance; a retail worker's story
So TIFU real bad.
I work as a makeup artist at one of the largest cosmetic companies in the world. I was with a client helping her pick out a brush, when all of a sudden this lady and her husband start SCREAMING at each oth... | 4 | 11 | |
1418852126 | 1418852625 | t3_2pm7es | t5_2to41 | 11 | nosuchthings: TIFU by giving a homeless man food, ruining his, my, and my girlfriend's day.
A little backstory: I'm a VERY quiet person. Last year, when I was lost in a small town, I had to meditate for 10 minutes to build up the strength to ask a store clerk for directions. So any unnecessary interactions with strange... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1418852219 | 1418852956 | t3_2pm7ld | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by feeling good about my workout
So this actually did happen today. A little background I went through some depression and last week decided to get back to the gym to help fix me up. We'll today was a rest day from lifting so I decided to run 3.5 miles for the first time in a long time. I finish my work... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1418852845 | 1418932956 | t3_2pm8vo | t5_2to41 | 1,745 | [deleted]: TIFU by feeding my cat my semen. [NSFW]
Not using a throwaway because whatever. I'll own up to it.
Two mornings ago I woke up earlier than usual, and with that extra time came the simultaneous need to relax and to be stimulated. I figured that masturbating in a nice hot bath would take care of that.
So, ... | 14 | 124.642857 | |
1418849087 | 1418922466 | t3_2pm12i | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: Tifu by cycling to work....
So, as the title said; I fucked up by cycling to work.
Decided to be healthy today by cycling to work as I sat and did nothing for most of the day. Whilst cycling, a car came too close and knocked me off my bike. Leg hurts like a bitch, was taken home, and now been sat here browsi... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1418834713 | 1418911452 | t3_2pl85l | t5_2to41 | 41 | ZackBTurner: TIFU by mistaking my mother's pills with my allergy medication.
This happened last week, but I still thought I should share. Every morning my mom lays out the daily dose of meds for the both of us. I usaully take an allergy pill or two due to my severe allergies. Without them I go on throughout the day sne... | 3 | 13.666667 | |
1418853622 | 1418855184 | t3_2pmahe | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my crush about my ex.
I'm an open guy, and I believe honestly is the best policy. So, if a slim girl were to walk up to me in baggy clothing and ask, does this make me look fat, I'm going to tell her yes. Not to be rude, but to help.
With that said, a few months back, around the beginning se... | 3 | 2 | |
1418853843 | 1418871188 | t3_2pmayn | t5_2to41 | 30 | lurkinlikeaboss: TIFU. Ear /= Eye
Today I fucked up guys. You know that ear wax removal stuff that you drip into your ear and it dissolves all the crap in there? Well, I comes in a small discreet bottle quite like contact solution. This morning I wake up bleary eyed and rummage through the cabinet to find something ... | 5 | 6 | |
1418853962 | 1418859170 | t3_2pmb6q | t5_2to41 | 12 | shijaaak: TIFU by accidentally insulting a homeless person
This occurred a few nights ago.
I'm new to living in a major metropolitan area. You don't really encounter many homeless people when you live in the middle of nowhere, so I'm still developing tactics to fend off beggars.
Now I'm in the habit of giving peopl... | 4 | 3 | |
1418854038 | 1418861362 | t3_2pmbci | t5_2to41 | 1 | throwaway14897116: TIFU by playfighting with my girlfriend
My girlfriend and I have been dating for almost 2 months now and one of our main shared passions is fitness. She does about 5 weekly classes while I do a lot of strength training. This has been a main point of conversation between us with her trying to convince... | 6 | 0.166667 | |
1418853695 | 1418856616 | t3_2pmao2 | t5_2to41 | 12 | jrt362: TIFU by nuking a production website.
Happened about an hour and a half ago. The day was going pretty smoothly until the last 30 minutes of my shift. I had been working on transitioning some client websites over to Git from SVN. After finishing the transition I posted "Done" in the ticket and went to clean up my... | 4 | 3 | |
1418856474 | 1418866364 | t3_2pmg2w | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by going into a burning house
When I was walking home from school, I saw a house on fire and 3 kids screaming looking out the window. I wasnt about to go into the house, and I dont even know why I actually did it. My friends forced me to go into the house, and I refused. They called me "messed up". I di... | 6 | 0.666667 | |
1418856897 | 1418864203 | t3_2pmgvl | t5_2to41 | 8 | Wizardmeister: TIFU by not doing my homework
Before starting, I just want to say that I am a giant procrastinator, due to the fact I have ADHD and generally refuse to focus on anything I deem boring or uninteresting. Despite this I'm enlisted in a private high school, taking all honors classes.
So, I'm a sophomore at ... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1418855533 | 1418858046 | t3_2pmedt | t5_2to41 | 6 | ohlookasquirrel1: TIFU - working in retail
After reading all the retail stories i figured I'd post one from my childhood. So this takes place around 15 years ago when i worked in a retail store. and i was only 16 so i worked every Saturday and Sunday morning and 3 weekdays after school. For those unaware, weekend morni... | 3 | 2 | |
1418837654 | 1418860853 | t3_2pldv1 | t5_2to41 | 19 | Thatcrazylemur: [NSFW]TIFU by: Sniffing Glue
**Disclaimer: I in no way intend to glorify, promote or condone substance abuse. That shit bad.**
So my work currently has me counting stock. Whilst counting one particularly shitty drawer, I came across a large box full of smaller boxes of parts. The large box of shite and... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1418858099 | 1418962062 | t3_2pmjc1 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Woodpckr: TIFU by giving a phone-operated phishing scammer the last four digits of my social security number.
TIFU but I hope the damage isn't too bad.
I received a phone call that showed up on my caller ID as my own number. I answered and an automated voice said that there was an issue with my AT&T account and t... | 4 | 1 | |
1418859315 | 1418910346 | t3_2pmlr7 | t5_2to41 | 11 | kdoodlethug: TIFU by missing my final exam
So yesterday I stayed up late finishing a project for one of my classes. I was exhausted but knew that I could get a long nap in the next day, so I wasn't worried. I set my alarm for 7:45 so that I could get to class on time for my 9:00 final.
When I woke up, it was a little ... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1418859588 | 1418860716 | t3_2pmmab | t5_2to41 | 41 | bashem07: TIFU by not putting my dog in his cage before I left late for work
I have a dog that is a Labrador and Retriever mix and is a really good dog. She has been having issues with her poop lately, mostly that it has been diarrhea the past few days. I have been lucky enough to get her out when she has to go but she... | 4 | 10.25 | |
1418858619 | 1418873161 | t3_2pmkex | t5_2to41 | 13 | SpaghyBoy: TIFU by getting into a tickle fight with my gf
Me and my gf (lets call her Ebony) have been dating for about 6 months now. We're like super close though, there ain't one thing we haven't told or done with each other.
Anyways so about 5 hours ago me and her were laying in bed, nothing bad happening. Now I mi... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1418860725 | 1418943564 | t3_2pmohh | t5_2to41 | 219 | Topher1999: TIFU by getting mad at the love of my life...and kissing her.
Here's the situation: there's a tenant that lives in the basement of my house, and over the course of a few months, I absolutely fell in love with her. Problem is, she has a boyfriend. But, it's like, the longest distance relationship. They've ne... | 11 | 19.909091 | |
1418858168 | 1418889035 | t3_2pmjik | t5_2to41 | 4 | jesusHERCULESchrist: TIFU by sharing a embarrissing Fan Fic i found.
Ok, disclaimer, this actually happened eariler this year. However it has cropped up again today and it may result in something bad happening. Earlier this year, i was talking to a friend of mine (gonna call her Friend X), when the subject of one of ... | 4 | 1 | |
1418861226 | 1418862196 | t3_2pmpew | t5_2to41 | 6 | a_username_0: TIFU by not realizing I had a final today...
You see, I was up all night finishing work for a lab notebook that was due on Tuesday (meaning I stayed up all Monday night) and then took a brutal final (for the same class). It's possible it only felt brutal because I was so tired. Anyway, I get back from t... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1418859052 | 1419454851 | t3_2pml8g | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by not bringing in the garbage can
So the garbage can gets taken to the end of the street for the garbage man to pick up. Forget to bring garbage can in, dad goes out and hits the garbage can with his truck. One of the back lights on the car gets a hole punched in it, it now costs 75$ to get this fixed ... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1418861438 | 1418931589 | t3_2pmptl | t5_2to41 | 282 | ShiTappens: TIFU by buying a house next to a whorehouse
My wife and I have been house hunting for months and I eventually got sick of it. She carried on looking and told me she had found a place she really liked.
I CBF'd looking at it and told her to put in an offer which was accepted straight away which seemed odd to ... | 10 | 28.2 | |
1418860904 | 1418863852 | t3_2pmott | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU when getting my haircut by a thug..
Last Wednesday, my class schedule at the local community college happened to give me a 3 hour lunch. I had been meaning to get a haircut lately, so with nothing better to do, I went to a local barber shop to get my hair cut. This hole-in-the-wall barber shop in parti... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1418861782 | 1418863495 | t3_2pmqh0 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a girl that I was good at fingering by accident
Well this unfortunate event occurred when I was 15, while I was sitting in a computing class next to a really hot girl. Basically me and this girl had been but together because of a seating plan. I had never really talked to her before but I kne... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1418862249 | 1418863261 | t3_2pmrbv | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by being bad in awkward situations
Today started out as a normal day. I woke up a half hour later than I planned, as usual. I got my shower, ate some breakfast for once and made my way to the bus stop. About half way through the school day I was having a casual conversation with the girl sitting to my l... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1418862690 | 1418865918 | t3_2pms54 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Skywhatever: TIFU by trusting autocorrect.
So this happen throughout the fall semester of this year.
My major in college has a basic math requirement that I put off until my senior year so I had to get it over with this semester. The class is unimaginably boring and occurred twice a week at 10 am. So naturally I wo... | 7 | 1.428571 | |
1418862741 | 1418866864 | t3_2pms8a | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: Tifu by listening to rap...
Okay so to start off, let me tell you that Big L is my favorite rapper of all time. If you've never heard of him, I HIGHLY suggest you look him up. Anyway so before I actually begin with the story let me tell you that about a week ago I hooked up with a really beautiful girl ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1418863598 | 1418865659 | t3_2pmtrv | t5_2to41 | 18 | StupidIgnore: TIFU by making a custom hannukiah for my 3 year old daughter
To all the Jewish redditors: Happy Hanukkah everybody! I made a custom hannukiah for my daughter and I couldn't be prouder. Until...
To everyone else: I'll explain
Tonight was the second night of Hanukkah (spelling? nobody knows). Basically Han... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1418863923 | 1418865057 | t3_2pmubx | t5_2to41 | 4 | ihatethisthrowaway12: TIFU by missing a mouse click.
ForeverUnity: This wasn't deserving of a throwaway.
ihatethisthrowaway12: I have siblings and friends who use Reddit who know my usual handle. The throwaway was just safe measure.
ForeverUnity: Fair, but it's common knowledge everyone who can use Reddit watches porn... | 4 | 1 | |
1418864701 | 1418920378 | t3_2pmvqc | t5_2to41 | 935 | potatoman123456789: TIFU by accidentally coming out to 50 people at my high school by hooking up my laptop to a projector.
It's finals week so we don't really do anything in my theater class (50 people) and we have about an hour and thirty minutes to do nothing. So yesterday we said we should watch a movie on the proje... | 8 | 116.875 | |
1418865028 | 1418956556 | t3_2pmwas | t5_2to41 | 13 | HARDCORE_CAKE: TIFU by reading the recent "let my family know I was kidnapped" story.
This all happened today like 3 hours ago. Anyways, recently someone posted about the Galaxy s5 Safety feature where you push the power button 3 times and it sends out a text saying "I NEED HELP", pictures, and your gps location to 4 s... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1418867472 | 1418868802 | t3_2pn0r3 | t5_2to41 | 12 | Ch3vCh3lios: TIFU possibly costing me my job.
So as is fairly uncommon in this sub, this actually happened today. I don't even know how to begin. I think to accurately explain what happened and my feelings about it, I may have to write more than people care to read but here it goes. I am a "manager" at a supermarket. ... | 6 | 2 | |
1418867076 | 1418872439 | t3_2pmzzs | t5_2to41 | 11 | Krayniak862: Tifu by listening to rap...
Okay so to start off, let me tell you that Big L is my favorite rapper of all time. If you've never heard of him, I HIGHLY suggest you look him up. Anyway so before I actually begin with the story let me tell you that about a week ago I hooked up with a really beautiful girl I'v... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1418867974 | 1419633431 | t3_2pn1p3 | t5_2to41 | 18 | Trevor_Roll: TIFU by picking up a hitch-hiker...
So today I was driving with my nephew. We were heading out to the airport to meet his mom cause she had just been on a buisness trip. My nephew is 20 and a big strong guy and so am I. So when I saw the hitch-hiker I thought nothing of offering him a ride, it is the holid... | 6 | 3 | |
1418868724 | 1418958924 | t3_2pn30j | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: Tifu by losing a brand new iMac
I moved In to an apartment with my girlfriend 3 months ago, she just started at uni, and I work freelance with film (i mostly make commercials for websites and stuff like that) so I bought a brand new iMac about 3 weeks ago so I can work at home, none of us make a lot of money... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1418868825 | 1418916419 | t3_2pn368 | t5_2to41 | 4 | blimeywalker: Tifu by cleaning up
ForeverUnity: What did your girlfriend say about it? xD
blimeywalker: She thought it was funny
ForeverUnity: And your TIFU got removed. o.o
blimeywalker: Wait why
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1418868138 | 1418931656 | t3_2pn206 | t5_2to41 | 43 | Captain-Canadia: TIFU by causing an erupting toilet at burger king
So I have this job at Burger King, and I've never exactly been the star employee. But this time i really screwed up and I may need to get a head start on sending the ol resume around. See, in our ladies bathroom we have this really annoying toilet with ... | 3 | 14.333333 | |
1418869393 | 1418906592 | t3_2pn463 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a terrible reader
Today was my last day at my internship in Los Angeles. As you all know, OPEC has decided to just fuck the world by dropping gas prices to lows we haven't seen since the 1830's. That or there's some bilateral CIA/OPEC shit going on to fuck Russia's commodity based Rubles, but I... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1418866411 | 1418875233 | t3_2pmyup | t5_2to41 | 6 | idoit4dalulz69: Tifu by being quiet and lazy
Hello Reddit. First time poster yadayadayada. You know the deal.
Time for exposition!
So, I'm an 11th grade high school student( won't necessarily say average) and a slacker. I don't do HW but for the most part get A's and B's on cw and tests but end up with a C and I'm pr... | 3 | 2 | |
1418870782 | 1418871003 | t3_2pn6nk | t5_2to41 | 2 | junkmailrocket: TIFU by sending a stupid meme to a very important potential customer
teamrd: Need to know the meme to make an appropriate comment...
McChubs101: This too.
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1418869967 | 1418884281 | t3_2pn572 | t5_2to41 | 49 | Awkward_Pancake: TIFU by trusting Google
I fucked up, Reddit. I've been a lurker for quite a while and have only just come up with something worth making an account to post. Figures it's a fuck up instead of some spectacular achievement or discovery. So, a little backstory: I'm a 23/M who has severe social anxiety. Alw... | 6 | 8.166667 | |
1418868166 | 1418883765 | t3_2pn21o | t5_2to41 | 22 | PaperLord: TIFU by building a robot too brutal
I had robotics class this year, and I had built a robot with a close friend, who had ended up in the same class as me (Let's call him B-buds), that was basically a scaffold of lego bits and pieces here and there.
After completing a few projects without fail due to endless... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1418871077 | 1418872566 | t3_2pn76c | t5_2to41 | 11 | MLG_Bagel: TIFU by engraving offensive language in wet concrete at an elementary school
This was actually around two months ago so I didn't actually fuck up today.
To start off a teenager and live in a small prairie town with nothing much to do in it. To prevent from being bored, my friends and I do bad things. These ... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1418870377 | 1418874200 | t3_2pn5xc | t5_2to41 | 18 | 128keaton: TIFU by playing a song about a giant black penis at a church function.
Hey all, this ISNT a throwaway because I'm ballsy like that. #aboutthatlife. Douchiness aside, I have a tale of wonder, excitement, and shocked stares directed at me, myself and I.
First off, I'm an IT intern at my church office, so I h... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1418872015 | 1418872428 | t3_2pn8t0 | t5_2to41 | 7 | theshrubbiestshrub: TIFU shaving my pubes
ForeverUnity: It took you 10 minutes to realize why you never slap a band-aid on your dick? xD Just imagine what would've happened if you realized too late.
theshrubbiestshrub: *cringes*
| 3 | 2.333333 | |
1418871888 | 1418873412 | t3_2pn8kz | t5_2to41 | 10 | AlchemistZutameronn: [TIFU]Just realized I heckled a comedian when I was 7 years old.
So this comedian came to our school, of about 150 people (K-10 small town I know). He does his thing and about ten minutes in he says:
"You know, I was in a movie once, The Fly. I did this in it," *Walks across the stage, and back*.... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1418873033 | 1418925117 | t3_2pnamb | t5_2to41 | 37 | Drak_is_Right: TIFU by petting my cat
A couple of minutes ago I walk into the living room carrying a mug of hot chocolate. As I walk by the arm chair which the cat is laying on she gets up and tries to rub against my hand. I am wearing a fuzzy zipper sweatshirt and wool socks and discharge a nice big bolt of static e... | 4 | 9.25 | |
1418871929 | 1418940790 | t3_2pn8n9 | t5_2to41 | 11 | sqwiggles: TIFU and missed my connection flight in Mexico City.
Today, I had a connecting flight in Mexico City on my way to Peru (from Hawaii). I have been traveling for about 17 hours and am so used to traveling in the US where my phone updates the time automatically that I didn't bother (or even think of) checking t... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1418872943 | 1418916274 | t3_2pnags | t5_2to41 | 111 | [deleted]: TIFU by blurting out I Dont Fucking Care About Ferguson!
Okay so this just happened minutes ago...
I'm doing a 10 page paper on this book I had to read in class titled the Pity of War by Niall Ferguson... So after trying to write this very difficult paper, I take a break and walk out of the computer lab are... | 6 | 18.5 | |
1418874373 | 1418876985 | t3_2pnczh | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by pissing all over the floor in McDonalds...where I used to work.
This happened yesterday night so not technically a tifu, but here we are.
I was out in my friends car for a drive, we drove for about 3 hours and got pretty bored so we decided to go and have a drink at my house.
After numerous shot... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1418875016 | 1418964128 | t3_2pne2q | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by not changing my gym clothes.
Boy oh boy, did I ever learn a lesson today.
In an effort to gain more self-confidence (let's be honest, to gain more sex) I recently started to go to the gym. It's been great. Usually it's pretty empty, which means I can work out without worrying about anyone judging m... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1418875311 | 1419005855 | t3_2pnelk | t5_2to41 | 623 | KingShitsTheBpaWipes: TIFU by wiping my ass with BPA for 2 years
How do I explain this? Start with CVS. For non-Americans, CVS is a nationwide chain of pharmacies. They had the dubious distinction of being named the most expensive drugstore in America in 2013. They're also mildy internet-famous for their [really, reall... | 16 | 38.9375 | |
1418876349 | 1418876883 | t3_2pngcb | t5_2to41 | 6 | jkwonza: TIFU by not taking enough measurements
TIFU by buying a couch that won't fit through my stairwell. Measured everything to make sure it would fit width wise, but failed to take into account the over length of the couch. Spent 2 hours trying to make it fit anyway possible, but just ended up gouging drywall &... | 3 | 2 | |
1418873467 | 1418911963 | t3_2pnbe7 | t5_2to41 | 22 | lendergle: TIFU - by powering down an entire data center
tl;dr: I was poking around in a data center, found a big handle and turned it. Handle was power cut-off for the whole data center. Oopsies.
 
(Like all TIFUs, T="That time when" not "Today.") Back in the late 80s, I was a repair tech for a compu... | 4 | 5.5 | |
1418877096 | 1418882286 | t3_2pnhkm | t5_2to41 | 18 | pcs600: Tifu by sitting at my desk
Today I sat at my desk at work, 10 things to do and multitasking away. I hear some commotion behind me and turn. In that second, I feel immense, blinding pain and stagger forward out of my chair.
"I'm hit! I'm hit!" I scream as I limp forward. A white miasma of pain engulfs half my... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1418877682 | 1418937203 | t3_2pnii9 | t5_2to41 | 6 | AlwaysLogOut: TIFU by letting my family see my secret lover's nipples.
About a year ago I logged into my "Google Drive" (similar to DropBox) using my family's desktop computer. It seemed innocent enough, I had a few documents for school that I needed to print and it's an awesome resource to use....
Over the past few... | 3 | 2 | |
1418878711 | 1418879547 | t3_2pnk4t | t5_2to41 | 5 | NotanOreo: TIFU by not eating an Oreo
I fucked up, not majorly but I indeed fucked up. So my parents were gone to my little sisters Christmas concert. My room isn't the cleanest thing nor the most decent smelling. So after a day of school I come back to my house and sit on reddit for seven hours. My mother likes to kee... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1418877762 | 1418881828 | t3_2pnin9 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU after finishing a test early
Whenever I take a test, I'm always the first one done, no matter what class, my score, or test difficulty. Today was no different. I had a composition and grammar test today. Apparently it was a hard one, with the average for the first class being 70%. I still end up fin... | 3 | 1 | |
1418869963 | 1418986923 | t3_2pn56s | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU by stressing over midterms
So this week is a relaxed week.
More or less.
It's finals for my school so here's the setup:
Monday: Regular school day, prep day for finals
Tuesday-Thursday: 2 Finals. Show up at 8:15, Second period final, get out at 10:15, show up to my next final, get out at 12:30. Ge... | 7 | 3.285714 | |
1418880533 | 1418928884 | t3_2pnn2a | t5_2to41 | 99 | doyoureallyevenknow: TIFU By blaring porn for my family and grandparents through the speakers of my unusually loud phone Nsfw
This fuck up literally happened 5 minutes ago. So my grandparents decided to stay the night at our house for some odd reason. They usually get a room at a hotel or something when they come to to... | 5 | 19.8 | |
1418882455 | 1418883075 | t3_2pnpvn | t5_2to41 | 14 | Unstruckduck: TIFU by Clogging the Shower Drain
Today I fucked up… well more like today “we” fucked up, because this story involves my roommates as well…. And it was more like a month ago, but who cares?
P.S. I know that this is a long story but it’s worth it, so bear with me before you skip to the end.
So this all... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1418882823 | 1418920388 | t3_2pnqg8 | t5_2to41 | 33 | Doobman: TIFU, by banging my girlfriend
This was actually a few years ago but fuck it, I just got into a relationship with a seriously fine girl (we'll call her Jane) and for the first week or two she was trying the whole 'make him wait' shit, which was fine as I would have gladly dragged my bare ball sack across broke... | 4 | 8.25 | |
1418883358 | 1418886317 | t3_2pnr7r | t5_2to41 | 10 | Ziggyc17: TIFU by letting my girlfriend sit on my lap...
So this happened a few months ago. I was in my Junior year of high school and I was dating this wonderful girl (we'll call her Grace). I was in the theatre classroom of my school (I'm a theatre nerd) shooting the shit with some friends, when Grace walks in. I cal... | 5 | 2 | |
1418883069 | 1418912255 | t3_2pnqsm | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by masturbating.
So this fuck up has been happening for longer than just today. First off I should say that I am not a dry guy, I like to be moisturized when I choke the chicken so to speak. I had been using lotion for a while but I ran out not too long ago. I went looking through my parent's bathroom c... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1418883281 | 1418890114 | t3_2pnr4b | t5_2to41 | 3 | beezlebig: TIFU by accidentally pissing on a classmate-NSFW
TIFU- This happened earlier today. Throw away account in case classmates are on reddit. I had my last final today and it was for the class that I needed to study hardest for. I went to my building early because other students in the class usually sit on the ... | 8 | 0.375 | |
1418881435 | 1418888157 | t3_2pnog6 | t5_2to41 | 155 | SaltyJokes: TIFU by trying to kiss a girl in her car.
TIFU occurred a few years ago (no surprise). I still cringe to this day and wrap myself in my "blanket of shame" (basically a blanket that shields me from the outside world).
I've been high school friends with Beth and we ended up in the same University. I knew Bet... | 9 | 17.222222 | |
1418884143 | 1419022966 | t3_2pns8v | t5_2to41 | 160 | [deleted]: TIFU by fucking over myself, my parents... honestly everything. By submitting ALL my SAT scores to ALL of my colleges.
Sorry for wall of text.
Today. Literally 56 minutes ago, I just fucked my *entire life over*.
I'm a high school senior. Our internal college application deadline is tomorrow. For the past... | 10 | 16 | |
1418884445 | 1418890514 | t3_2pnsm6 | t5_2to41 | 12 | pissingonthephone: TIFU by pissing while on hold
Throwaway because reasons.
Anyway about two hours ago (Ikr a TIFU that was actually today) I was on hold with ebay for at least an hour. After about an hour of browsing reddit on my ipad i really needed to release the stream. Was debating going or just hold until I was... | 7 | 1.714286 | |
1418885297 | 1418905399 | t3_2pntoc | t5_2to41 | 3 | SebastianMIchaeliz: TIFU by making tacos
It's 10:30 at night and me and my girlfriend are making chicken tacos for our lunches. We both enjoy spicy foods so I cut up some jalapeno and serrano peppers to add to our pico de gallo for the tacos. I cut the peppers and let the juices run on my bare hands, and after that I m... | 3 | 1 | |
1418882050 | 1418903738 | t3_2pnpbs | t5_2to41 | 5 | Im_an_idiot_probably: TIFU by asking my dad about the dishes...
This is a throwaway because I stupidly made part of my name be part of my username. (Although I like this name, I may keep it)
Anyway, this fuck up happened just a few minutes ago.
I was doing my homework earlier, finishing up some stuff for finals week, ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1418886016 | 1418886601 | t3_2pnuir | t5_2to41 | 58 | breakfast_doom: TIFU by eating breakfast.
ForeverUnity: This is too hilarious to be real! xD
How did it feel going commando at work?
breakfast_doom: Honestly, I was still feeling kind of shaky to really appreciate it. At the time, it felt like I'd been violated by the universe.
ForeverUnity: That's probably true. Hop... | 4 | 14.5 | |
1418877026 | 1418892939 | t3_2pnhg0 | t5_2to41 | 12 | Pyxa: TIFU by almost toasting myself
Here I am, minding my own business, making some toast when suddenly a great idea pops into my head: What would happen if I stuck a knife in the toaster?
Yeah you can figure that I am not the smartest motherfucker around.
Anyways, I stuck the knife in the toaster, resulting in a ... | 3 | 4 | |
1418886638 | 1418937680 | t3_2pnvb4 | t5_2to41 | 15 | [deleted]: TIFU by visiting a friend in the hospital.
This did actually happen today, yesterday depending on your time zone. I went to visit a friend who just had a baby yesterday. I loaded my car up with some things I needed to donate, exchange, couple of presents from extended family I got in the mail for my kids and... | 3 | 5 | |
1418888131 | 1418933695 | t3_2pnwwm | t5_2to41 | 43 | [deleted]: TIFU with my trusty grinding pillow (NSFW)
While this happened a couple of years ago and I've lurked here for awhile, I didn't think about sharing this until now.
A little background is needed, I suppose. That year, a friend of mine helped me out of a relationship with an abusive boyfriend. In the process,... | 6 | 7.166667 |
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