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1419783170 | 1419883740 | t3_2qmh6x | t5_2to41 | 640 | EternalNewGuy: TIFU (multiple times) by trying to surprise my wife
And not in a sexy way, you pervs.
She had been talking about getting some new cabinets for the first floor bathroom for a while now, so I thought I'd surprise her by sending her off on a post-christmas spa day, then installing them on my own while she ... | 6 | 106.666667 | |
1419784065 | 1419927881 | t3_2qmih3 | t5_2to41 | 39 | hedumbfunny: TIFU by talking to my mom about religon
A little background:
My mother is a Christian. Not crazy by any means but firmly believes in God, goes to church every Sunday, etc. I'm 23 and just moved back home after graduating college so we have had some time to talk and what not. I was raised as a Christian, ... | 12 | 3.25 | |
1419784660 | 1419814435 | t3_2qmja1 | t5_2to41 | 95 | jiggy_sticks: TIFU by daring my girlfriend's exchange student to try some hot sauce. NSFW
As with most TIFUs my fuck-up did not occur today, but I figured I'd share the story anyhow.
So every year my town throws this local fair. It's more suited for kids but it's a yearly tradition so I decide to go. The fair's pret... | 4 | 23.75 | |
1419787814 | 1419788761 | t3_2qmo40 | t5_2to41 | 4 | Ifeellikesh1t: Tifu by not controlling my anger.
Hello, This is my first tifu post and i am currently typing this on my phone at work.
So last night I went to bed early knowing I had to wake up at 5 to get ready for work today. Now i am not a morning person and i do get cranky if i am waken up before i am suppose to b... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1419788210 | 1419803011 | t3_2qmoq6 | t5_2to41 | 7 | I-m-smbdy: TIFU by buckling up
This happened over the summer, but it was the most embarrasing situation I've ever been in. I'm a sixteen year old guy, but I'm pretty tall for my age, about 6'3.
Anyway, my brother and his buddies decide to head out for a party that night. I had a date with a girl I really liked (an hou... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1419789220 | 1419806381 | t3_2qmqa2 | t5_2to41 | 119 | Jet62794: Tifu by inviting my female cousin to my party
Right. So I hosted a party last night, and this was byfar one of the best I've had to date. I've got everything under control and everything is flowing smoothly throughout the night. I invited a girl I am currently crushing on pretty hard because hey, you know, wh... | 7 | 17 | |
1419789529 | 1419793564 | t3_2qmqr2 | t5_2to41 | 40 | lottiehxc: TIFU by sleeping on my arm
First off I apologise for my terrible writing. I am not the brightest as you will see from not only the writing but the content of this tifu.
I fell asleep around 10pm which is normal for me. Anyway skip forward a few hours and I wake up in the middle of the night and search for ... | 3 | 13.333333 | |
1419789976 | 1419824816 | t3_2qmrgt | t5_2to41 | 5,958 | j_blatto: TIFU By Stabbing Myself and My Son
well not today-today but this is the first day I could write.
So for Christmas I got my son a Swiss Army Knife along with a couple of other things. He wanted a butterfly knife but I had reservations... for a good reason.
I gave him the standard "this is not a toy" lectur... | 15 | 397.2 | |
1419792776 | 1419802888 | t3_2qmw19 | t5_2to41 | 9 | imatotaljackass: TIFU by being atheist
My female friend that I have had for about two or three years had no idea that I was atheist until now. We were chatting on facebook and she said something about how all atheists are sexist and racist, and then I told her that I was atheist. She instantly went from one of my great... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1419794659 | 1419944575 | t3_2qmz64 | t5_2to41 | 408 | dirtybuzz: TIFU by fooling around in the background of a shot during filming (slightly NSFW)
This actually happened back when I was in high school but I think its time I shared the story.
I was a senior in an advanced digital editing class, which basically meant that me and my classmates all made the short TV specials ... | 6 | 68 | |
1419796867 | 1419889370 | t3_2qn323 | t5_2to41 | 110 | catfishcentral: TIFU by sending nudes to my boss
This happened about 10 minutes ago and I am still crying about what happened.
So today I thought I'd wear the sexy underwear my boyfriend had bought me for Christmas and as he'd been working all day, and most of the past week, he deserved a treat so I planned on making ... | 7 | 15.714286 | |
1419789264 | 1419826290 | t3_2qmqc3 | t5_2to41 | 2 | SnapchatFuckup: TIFU by posting my /r/depression post on my snap story
A little bit of backstory. My friend and I kind of have what some would classify as a slightly dark sense of humor sometimes and we like to try to use a sort of shock humor by sending snapchats back and forth randomly with no less than a 5 second ta... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1419797651 | 1419799715 | t3_2qn4iq | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting drunk, and calling a colleague the most beautiful person I've ever met!
Today was the last shift of the year, and the last time I have to work with said colleague as she is leaving whilst I am going on holiday.
So I added her to Facebook, and we had a lengthy conversation about film and mov... | 3 | 2 | |
1419798658 | 1419893760 | t3_2qn6bj | t5_2to41 | 265 | Corruptiiv: TIFU by using toilet paper used to "TP" my house.
**Background:** I currently live in an average city in Louisiana, where there is a tradition called "White Wednesday" where teens "roll" (TP) other teens houses for fun, and it is completely accepted across the city
To start things off I ,of course, was a ... | 5 | 53 | |
1419798824 | 1419805911 | t3_2qn6le | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU When my Girlfriends Dad Doubted my Virginity
I and my girlfriend planned to go out for a date tomorrow and she told her father regarding our date. I received a call from her dad and he asked me to meet him. When we met he asked me that am I Virgin. I replied yes but he asked me again over this but I was... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1419797053 | 1419803876 | t3_2qn3ff | t5_2to41 | 12 | Christop408: TIFU by finally having sex with my girlfriend
A Little Background: My girlfriend and I have been dating for around 8 months, and during the past 2 I have been desperately waiting to have sex with her, since she is still a virgin and wanted to make sure I was really worth it before doing anything serious li... | 8 | 1.5 | |
1419776047 | 1419813395 | t3_2qm8uf | t5_2to41 | 10 | SomeDumBetch: TIFU by letting curiosity get the best of me
Soooo.... my ex and I had broken up a few months previous, but were still friendly. We had a lot of friends & interests in common at that point, and probably should always have just been friends as we just lack chemistry. We were both dating other people an... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1419799096 | 1419805570 | t3_2qn72k | t5_2to41 | 6 | _yck: TIFU by complimenting a fuzzy blanket.
At my boyfriends grandmas house on Christmas Day with his entire family, close and distant. His cousin opens her gift and she had gotten the same awesome fuzzy blanket I sleep with. I proceed to tell her how awesome it is and then look at my boyfriend and say "it's so comfor... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1419800603 | 1424823886 | t3_2qn9q2 | t5_2to41 | 567 | badassbridge: TIFU by jokingly proposing to my gay friend
Do not scold me. I already know that I messed up.
So, today I messed up. One of my friends, whom I regularly joke with, is a homosexual. I do not have anything against this and together, we make gay jokes all the time. We were at a nice restaurant with his fami... | 8 | 70.875 | |
1419801022 | 1419810822 | t3_2qnaia | t5_2to41 | 4 | -donnakaren: TIFU by giving my boyfriend a roadjob
After I did my thing
I checked my nose ring (jewel is circular barbell)
One little ball was gone
And i thought COME ON!
We searched his clothing, the seat and the ground
But it was nowhere to be found
Eventually we went inside saying to each other
Maybe we should che... | 4 | 1 | |
1419802605 | 1419878054 | t3_2qndfk | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a pervert or maybe pedophile at church.
This wasn't a misunderstanding or even something that can be explained away. It is just a straight up I'm a horrible pervert incident. But this actually happened today. So I got that going for me, which is nice.
I went to church today without my wife bec... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1419733988 | 1419825416 | t3_2ql0xs | t5_2to41 | 7 | NagisaK: TIFU by speaking in the most stereotypical Chinese voice to a parent.
**Background story: I hate when I get those calls where they tell me that I have won a cruise or need a credit card etc etc. So when I get called from them, I often play jokes with the call. Also for the past month I have been teaching swimm... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1419803530 | 1419926039 | t3_2qneyl | t5_2to41 | 331 | I-amOnly-joking: TIFU by closing the wrong tab.
My daughter had used the computer to watch some kid beauty pageant show, and after she was done with it, i just opened a new tab, didn't close the one she used, incase she wanted to watch some more later. And you guys know how it is when you're sitting by your computer, t... | 9 | 36.777778 | |
1419803817 | 1419811296 | t3_2qnfgy | t5_2to41 | 16 | wannagetaway91: TIFU by taking my girlfriend to see the stars
Girlfriend and I go on a date to go ice skating. As we are waiting in the long line, she points out, "I love our random, spontaneous adventures. This was planned so technically isn't an adventure but I just love hanging out with you." Nothing out of the norm... | 8 | 2 | |
1419804552 | 1419827502 | t3_2qngqc | t5_2to41 | 4 | markuswolfson: TIFU by letting my friend stab his hand on a dagger
This happened a couple years ago on a class trip, but reading [j_blatto's post](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2qmrgt/tifu_by_stabbing_myself_and_my_son) reminded me of it. My friend and I were in chorus for a music credit, and there was a trip t... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1419802219 | 1419874673 | t3_2qncr0 | t5_2to41 | 233 | I_screwed: TIFU by having sex with my (ex) girlfriend in my parents closet. NSFW
This is my first time posting on reddit. I have been a lurker for a few months and I finally decided to share this experience with this community.
A bit of backround info. I’m 19 years old, Swedish male, and I still live with my parents. ... | 7 | 33.285714 | |
1419796431 | 1419812120 | t3_2qn29s | t5_2to41 | 4 | Perfectionist569: TIFU by being single on vacation.
This TIFU happened about 3 years ago. But I saw plenty of posts regarding my pains and inability to act accordingly.
A little background to the story first though. All throughout my middle school and my first two years of high school I dated this complete bitch. I me... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1419808358 | 1419809656 | t3_2qnneh | t5_2to41 | 36 | Oldfoundland: [NSFW] TIFU by getting caught going down on a girl
So I've been talking to this girl for months now and I ginally got the opportunity to go to her house. She lives out at least an hour away. So I pull in and she lives in Bumfuck Egypt. So her parents are there so we can't go to her room to have any fun. W... | 4 | 9 | |
1419808258 | 1419811377 | t3_2qnn7x | t5_2to41 | 1 | MyUserSucks: Tifu by talking to my mother about injuries.
So today my thumb was hurting. No big deal, but it was getting progressively more annoying. I approach my mother in distress, asking why my thumb hurts and what could I do about it. 'RSI. Repetitive strain injury.' She says, matter of factly. 'Ps4...' I mutter. ... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1419809032 | 1419851613 | t3_2qnok0 | t5_2to41 | 4 | StlStitch: TIFU by telling my ex but still current best friend I was still in love with him.
Ok, so as everyone usually says... this happened 12 hours ago.
My ex is on his break for the semester (college) and we decided to hang out all night and go out to the dance clubs in our city. We had a decidedly good time whil... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1419809772 | 1419899050 | t3_2qnpun | t5_2to41 | 27 | Tyloor: TIFU by leaving a can of Dr. Pepper in the back seat of my car
This morning I went out to my car to go to work, as usual. I start brushing the snow off of my windows, and I notice a weird brown splotch on my rear window.. wondering what it was, I open my back door and am greeted by [this](http://i.imgur.com/68v... | 6 | 4.5 | |
1419809470 | 1419830532 | t3_2qnpde | t5_2to41 | 3 | rowan771: TIFU by setting my facial hair on fire.
So I work in a bottleshop, and upon arriving and setting up the store for the day a little patch of hair on my face that I had missed after my shave this morning was really pissing me off, the monotony of the work really amplifies any little annoyance. So after trying t... | 3 | 1 | |
1419811703 | 1419817405 | t3_2qnt4w | t5_2to41 | 19 | andreaxmay: TIFU on Twitter without giving context
On a guitar, there are 6 strings. From top to bottom, it goes E A D G B E. I was tuning my guitar different to standard and I snapped the G string.
So, I went onto Twitter and tweeted "I snapped my G string" without thinking about giving context since I'm known to be... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1419813053 | 1419839761 | t3_2qnvjz | t5_2to41 | 5 | Sweet1014: Tifu by telling my husband to move out of my way because I had a mouth full of urine.
So this happened this morning as soon as I got out of bed. My husband had just gotten out of the shower and was getting dressed. The dresser is right next to the door and he gets dressed in front of his dresser so he was b... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1419813319 | 1419814202 | t3_2qnw0b | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking martial arts classes with PTSD
So, a little backstory, I was terribly abused as a child. The abuse was physical, and I was constantly getting punched and kicked and thrown around. I developed PTSD from this.
Flash forward to three years ago. My friend had been taking tae kwon do, and she thou... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1419815060 | 1419880629 | t3_2qnz2u | t5_2to41 | 141 | Ag_in_TX: TIFU by making an observation to my wife when a Cialis commercial came on...
I simply noted that it appears Cialis makes these guys' wives 20 years younger than them and perhaps that's what helps them get it up.
I'm guessing this isn't going to help me out....
heruskael: Dude. That would be an awesome pill.... | 10 | 14.1 | |
1419815419 | 1419828855 | t3_2qnzoh | t5_2to41 | 66 | adkgirl09: TIFU by answering my phone
This is my first post and it's from my phone so please excuse any format/spelling errors... Just had to share.
So I have been seeing this guy for a little while and we sometimes exchange 'pictures' if you know what I mean... Anyways, I had gotten a new water proof case for my phon... | 4 | 16.5 | |
1419816121 | 1419818206 | t3_2qo0xc | t5_2to41 | 7 | larslindmark: TIFU By being Santa Claus at my mothers co-worker's house
Hi! Before I tell you guys this story, I will write some background information. I am a 18 y/o boy from Norway. I am very sorry if it is any typos in my text, I am not that good in English. I have a long ''career'' of dressing up as Santa Claus and... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1419777917 | 1419871858 | t3_2qmaq5 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by making noodles.
TL;DR - Made noodles, spilled noodles, made more, unhygienic, almost spewed, clogged sink, still hungry.
About 30 minutes ago I decided I was hungry, and there was noodles. I boiled the water and poured it into the jug. I put the noodles in and realise there aren't scissors to cut th... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1419819483 | 1419821712 | t3_2qo6iw | t5_2to41 | 11 | Bernt_Oyster: TIFU by talking shit about a relative, who, unbeknownst to me, was literally in the next room.
Alright, so here's the story. About 7 weeks ago my grandfather asked me to ask my uncle on my mom's side of the family to fix a car for him. I told my uncle about this, and he contacted my grandfather to work ou... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1419821791 | 1419954402 | t3_2qoa6c | t5_2to41 | 152 | Noob_Nut: TIFU By trying to give spare change to a homeless man
This actually happened last night but ive only just got time to submit it.
Last night was the night of my christmas staff night out with all the people from work so we headed into town, the drinks were flowing and everyone was in high spirits, anywhoooo t... | 5 | 30.4 | |
1419779307 | 1419824780 | t3_2qmcat | t5_2to41 | 11 | thr0-0ut: TIFU by leaving a horrible present underneath the Christmas tree
20-something male, live with my parents. hanging out with my S.O. (also lives with parents) last night, we decide to drive to a private spot for sexytimes. Fast forward to afterwards, snuggling and forgot to immediately take off my "raincoat." A... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1419822151 | 1419870056 | t3_2qoarn | t5_2to41 | 36 | highforawhiteguy: TIFU by holding in my farts at my (ex) girlfriends house
So I was at my girlfriends house for the first time, and we were upstairs in her room and stuff was going really good, we were cuddling and watching a movie when I reallllly had to fart, but her being a new girlfriend and not being comfortable e... | 4 | 9 | |
1419821292 | 1419994489 | t3_2qo9f0 | t5_2to41 | 28 | Throwawayyyrightnow: TIFU by letting my uncle's beloved dog lick my hands.
I was taking off my nail polish with Acetone (nail polish remover) and it spilled all over my hands, I had no time to wipe it off because at that exact fucking moment, my uncle and his dog came over. I had to rush downstairs to greet them and th... | 3 | 9.333333 | |
1419821763 | 1419849367 | t3_2qoa4l | t5_2to41 | 19 | luchalibretiger: TIFU by showing my aunt a picture on my phone.
This Christmas holiday my dad and step mom broght me to New Mexico to visit a cousin of my dads (idk what to call her so to me she's my aunt). About a hour ago me and my aunt were talking about customizing things and I tell her I like to customize sneakers... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1419821322 | 1419823314 | t3_2qo9gw | t5_2to41 | 38 | alph0nz3-x: TIFU by macing my girlfriend
This happened 2 weeks ago, in a college suite during finals week. Let me preface this by saying that during finals week, the university where my girlfriend goes has "quiet hours", which means you can't talk loudly or make any loud noises in your suite or dorm that could disturb ... | 3 | 12.666667 | |
1419821020 | 1420038489 | t3_2qo90n | t5_2to41 | 44 | Dovahnarwhal: TIFU by having sexy talk
I'm on mobile so sorry about mistakes....but anyway....
Dear reddit
Today I fucked up in a spectacular manner. A long time ago my girlfriend and I had some pretty intense sexy talk over text. Like it got pretty real.....and to be honest it got preeeeeeety embarassing. Anyway she ... | 5 | 8.8 | |
1419819079 | 1419823726 | t3_2qo5v4 | t5_2to41 | 5 | upads: TIFU tampon and vibrator
I woke up today after a 3 hour sleep due to emergencies, clean myself, breakfast, bla bla bla the usual before heading out. It's my menstruating period so I put on a tampon...half asleep.
I have no idea how did I managed to put my bullet vibrator instead of a proper tampon in without n... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1419839802 | 1419892454 | t3_2qod0b | t5_2to41 | 8 | Sendurtits: Why not imgur upload and give us the link?
O_Lee123: A link of what? Haha, I gotcha badboy. ;) Nice try
Sendurtits: Does that mean i dont get to see double d's?
O_Lee123: Sorry, but would never give nudes to people idk. (In case of sexstortion) y'know, Amanda Todd style stuff
vandy17: Miss , if it's a doubl... | 7 | 1.142857 | |
1419823439 | 1419829709 | t3_2qocu1 | t5_2to41 | 19 | johnthemonkey123: TIFU by shitting my pants at a friends
So we shall began with last night and the events that lead to me taking a gamble on a fart and shitting myself at a friends house.
Last night I had went for Asian food with a friend having my traditional ginger beef. After several hours I had ventured on home an... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1419823833 | 1419918909 | t3_2qodh8 | t5_2to41 | 161 | endlessallison: TIFU by ignorantly and SEVERELY misjudging the intentions of a 17 year-old boy.
TIFU pretty badly, and I need your help.
Let me start off with some back story here, up until I was probably 15 years old, I never knew that my grandpa was not my real grandpa and that my mother had an entirely other famil... | 9 | 17.888889 | |
1419824870 | 1419840040 | t3_2qof6n | t5_2to41 | 40 | Saiga_1: TIFU By walking in on my dad fapping.
laurenelisha88: how old are you? most teenagers have had "the talk" and most people already know what faping is.
Saiga_1: I'm 15 and already found out all about this stuff years in advance.
ThisIsCaptain: 15, for this generation 8 year olds know more about sex than most a... | 5 | 8 | |
1419812146 | 1419827456 | t3_2qntxg | t5_2to41 | 5 | Tristaria: TIFU by calling my Husband a big suck when he was sick.
So my first week back at work, and my son's second week at daycare, my son gets sick.
My Husband was super sweet enough to take the time off of work to look after him.
I thought it was just a cold and teething and my son started to feel better after ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1419823970 | 1419889075 | t3_2qodos | t5_2to41 | 52 | anamename: TIFU By fowarding a message to my mom.
My friend sent me a text saying his friend is selling his car cheap. He included a link to a picture. Now before I clicked the link I fowarded the text to my mom. I went back and opened up a picture to a black guys dick.
For some sense of proof
http://m.imgur.com/9STh... | 4 | 13 | |
1419824268 | 1419836109 | t3_2qoe6h | t5_2to41 | 13 | KittensaurusRex: TIFU by looking up pictures of vulvas on Google
Kraligor: You.. you know there are porn sites on the internet? Literally millions. You know that, right?
KittensaurusRex: It's hard to get a view of a vulva without fingers, face, or dick all up in there. I just want straight up vag to draw.
Kraligor: C... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1419826465 | 1419828268 | t3_2qohse | t5_2to41 | 44 | SirDarkly: TIFU by eating ass
So this actually happened about 8 months ago. It was around the time I was still rather new to sex and my girlfriend and I were experimenting to see what we liked. Well I suggested that she sit on my face and I'd eat her out. I thought I'd enjoy it because I really like butts, so being suf... | 3 | 14.666667 | |
1419826938 | 1419835720 | t3_2qoike | t5_2to41 | 26 | witooZ: TIFU by sending a chatlog of my crush...to my crush
You like a girl, let's call her Lisa.
You chat with Lisa for two and a half hours.
You want to know how do you stand.
You have a great idea to ask your female friend, let's call her Lilly.
You copy the entire chatlog.
You paste the entire chatlog.
You d... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1419829469 | 1419831363 | t3_2qommn | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU By Shaving My Ass Hair
The following tifu comes from our relative bodybuilding forums a few years ago:
I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble ****ting.
No, I was not constipated... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1419830314 | 1419835505 | t3_2qoo17 | t5_2to41 | 6 | MeerkatDaydreams: TIFU, by potentially getting pregnant
TIFU
So, basically this happened like 10 minutes ago. We're still naked in bed, but obviously reddit is a priority. So me and my SO, we'll call him M and I were having sex. Like, pretty good freaking sex. Being horny teenagers, we figured it'd be alright, and did... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1419832108 | 1419833252 | t3_2qoqrf | t5_2to41 | 14 | AaronPreston: TIFU when I cut my thumb on a toilet.
Sorry, I know this doesn't completely follow the whole "**Today** I fucked up," since this happened a few years ago; however this is still a really good fuck up story.
*****
[Photo of the scar](http://i.imgur.com/SceLzDX.jpg)
*****
The time I cut my thumb on a toilet... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1419831142 | 1419895585 | t3_2qopbc | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by speaking my mind
Alright, so this actually happened today.
A bit of relevant backstory: You know how some days, you just hate everyone? Yeah, today was one of those days. I'm fairly introverted and just generally don't much care for crowds or people overall. Also, I am a dark-haired 17-year-old fem... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1419829439 | 1419834774 | t3_2qomkn | t5_2to41 | 7 | iPodCable: TIFU - I was reading Akame Ga Kill...
As the title suggests, I was reading Akame Ga Kill (a manga series) in the company of my three brothers. All was going well until I heard footsteps from upstairs, though I figured nothing was going to happen. Shit in the story was pretty serious. No titties in sight. I'm... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1419833306 | 1419836173 | t3_2qoslc | t5_2to41 | -7 | [deleted]: TIFU by hitting my cat
This just happened a second ago. I accidentally hit my cat in the head twice while I was trying to get comfortable in bed. Pretty hard too. Of course I felt awful and tried to give her a hug but as I let go I smacked her again in the head, really hard this time. She's pissed and went t... | 3 | -2.333333 | |
1419835989 | 1419887796 | t3_2qow6t | t5_2to41 | 4 | MrGillBentry: TIFU by reaching out to an old girlfriend
Background - we stopped dating in July, my choice. Since then I dated a few ppl, and began to realize that I missed being treated as she treated me. She is what I would classify as a homemaker - waiting to please. I also did not treat her as well as I should have.... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1419836371 | 1419837430 | t3_2qowpj | t5_2to41 | 2 | xeford: TIFU by sending my best mate's mum a giant penis
Some of you might have seen the [Large Ohio Penis] (http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/2qn8qd/a_giant_penis_is_floating_down_the_ohio_river/)
I thought it was funny and decided to send it to my mate, replying to an earlier message from him. I didn't realise, t... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1419827585 | 1419855238 | t3_2qojnp | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by incrementing the maximum number of people I'm doing the nasty with, simultaneously, to two - NSFW
my SO and I like doing the nasty while taking about doing the nasty. it's just one of those things. the past 2 years of dating have amounted to a sleepery slope into world building of tolkienesque magnit... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1419837848 | 1419846250 | t3_2qoylo | t5_2to41 | 7 | Shirou5: TIFU by cheating on my boyfriend
Desterix: He seemed to be handling it very maturely until the FaceBook post. What you did was wrong, but he didn't need to go and tell everyone.
Shirou5: I said that to him. His response was "am I lying? Did I make anything up? Don't I deserve to be mad?"
So I guess karma i... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1419838442 | 1419874716 | t3_2qoza4 | t5_2to41 | 15 | Georgiagrown389: TIFU by falling in love -_-
Of course, we have to start with a little background. I work at a local "agri-tourism" park, like an agricultural theme park. I start talking to this girl who also works up there (let's call her Emma). Anyway I remember meeting her a year before at an FFA Convention in Macon... | 3 | 5 | |
1419839782 | 1419882521 | t3_2qp0rs | t5_2to41 | 19 | ryan0988: Tifu by sleeping with my ex best friends girlfriend.
So to give a lil background here this has been happening over the course of a year. So this guy let's call him Steve. He and I had been best friends since we were in 7th grade. He decided to propose to this girl (lets call her Cathy)shortly after their daug... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1419838046 | 1419843831 | t3_2qoytr | t5_2to41 | 5 | JackTheWaste: tifu by trying to help a homeless man
Hello, I've been lurking for a while but now I actually have something worthy of posting. This happened in the wee-hours of yesterday's morning so it counts. And yes I know I'm a shitty person for this.
Due to it being the midst of the holiday season, I've had a lot ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1419840392 | 1419874019 | t3_2qp1ek | t5_2to41 | 3 | Antoin_The_Swan: The ultimate tifu (parody)
TheMapesHotel: You forgot the obligatory three or foursome, to mention how hot the girl is, and to get someone pregnant.
Antoin_The_Swan: My bad man maybe next tine haha
| 3 | 1 | |
1419842593 | 1419951977 | t3_2qp3jr | t5_2to41 | 52 | dumb_snowboarder: TIFU by getting stranded in the back country of a ski resort
Made a throwaway because my SO would never let me snowboard again if she found out about this...
Today I went up to my favorite ski resort to go snowboarding for the first time in a few years. I am a pretty seasoned boarder (15+ seasons) an... | 5 | 10.4 | |
1419844072 | 1419858528 | t3_2qp4yk | t5_2to41 | 9 | lorrels: TIFU by trying to explain Murder Porn to my family.
HerrolmYerro: Too much south park?
lorrels: Is there such a thing?
HerrolmYerro: The informative murder porn episode?
darrius500: That's what I thought this was all about by looking at the title.
| 5 | 1.8 | |
1419843164 | 1419869606 | t3_2qp429 | t5_2to41 | 40 | hussco: TIFU by supergluing an open wound
This happened quite a while ago but it's only just come across my mind so I thought i would let you all have a bit of a giggle at it just as much as I have thinking back on it.
It all happen one fateful morning while drumming, I got a blister on my thumb. I decided to pop it ... | 5 | 8 | |
1419845138 | 1419848883 | t3_2qp5z9 | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by entering the wrong password to many times.
My now ex (and probably forever ex now), put a password lock on his phone. He did it because I have a habit of snooping on there and getting information so that when he lies to me, I actually know the truth. Well one of the settings is that if you put in the... | 11 | 1.727273 | |
1419847074 | 1419858161 | t3_2qp7sz | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending a blue waffle picture to a guy who had never seen female genitalia.(kinda nsfw)
OK basically this happened a month ago(so its not really today but considering I haven't been on TIFU for a while I thought about posting this), basically within my school we have a club for MUN (model united nati... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1419846651 | 1419868458 | t3_2qp7f0 | t5_2to41 | 91 | alt00174: TIFU by locking my GF outside at 2 am, or a New Year's Warning
This happened last New Year's, and frankly if we hadn't been together for years before I'd be fucked. Come to think it, it's amazing that I wasn't utterly fucked despite almost a decade together.
My GF is a bartender, and typically that's awesome... | 3 | 30.333333 | |
1419851643 | 1419853497 | t3_2qpbs2 | t5_2to41 | 24 | Decidetowakeup: TIFU by not keeping up with my friends
Like most TIFUs, this has happened over the course of many years but came to realisation today. If you don't want all the back story, skip to the bold part and read from there.
I'm not actually that big of a New Years person. Most years I'm happily sat at home wit... | 4 | 6 | |
1419852743 | 1419949962 | t3_2qpcrm | t5_2to41 | 6,594 | thormeaway991: TIFU by suppressing laughter at work
This happened just umm 20ish minutes ago.
I was browsing Reddit and happened upon an especially funny thread. Usually nothing I read here makes me laugh, but that one made me break up. I stifled the laughter forcibly with a mix of fake coughing and just keeping my m... | 16 | 412.125 | |
1419850241 | 1419928695 | t3_2qpanx | t5_2to41 | 2 | thisshitwedo: TIFU By accidentally shitting on my home floor and not realizing before someone saw.
So this was probably one of the worst days of my life. I am a 25 yr old male and I live at home with my parents. I can't believe this happened and I am so embarrassed that I can't even sleep it is keeping me up thinking... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1419854668 | 1419928307 | t3_2qpein | t5_2to41 | 56 | Youonlytokeonce: TIFU by staring at a pooping girl from 1 metre of distance
This happened just now.. im in China at an internet cafe when i went for a quick cigarette, stupid me decided to go to the female toilet for no reason at all and just stood in front of the window, halfway through i was just blankly staring at a... | 7 | 8 | |
1419856009 | 1419866818 | t3_2qpfrf | t5_2to41 | 24 | rathjame: TIFU Finding out an overdose of caffeine made me a psychotic.
Without getting into a lot of boring background, yesterday afternoon I had three large cups of coffee. I never drink the stuff but it smelled wonderful and with good relatives, good conversation and a happy holiday mood I drank my second and third... | 4 | 6 | |
1419857335 | 1419859405 | t3_2qpgz5 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking a customer to flush the toilet.
I am a server at very busy bar/pub in an eclectic neighborhood and while I generally enjoy my job there are times when playing babysitter can become exasperating. There are three unisex bathrooms shared by both the staff and patrons and you can expect them to... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1419857986 | 1419861680 | t3_2qphkn | t5_2to41 | 24 | poetic102: TIFU Helping a crippled old man walk to his house
Hi Reddit,
This is my first post so I thought I'd unload the big one (please refrain from toilet jokes).
Anyway I was on my way to the gym and I took my usual route. I noticed an elderly man on crutches really struggling to walk. He was carrying his shoppin... | 4 | 6 | |
1419861848 | 1419917796 | t3_2qpllq | t5_2to41 | 477 | StifNippleScissorMan: TIFU By making a few hundred strangers think I've come in my own mouth
It wasnt today. It was this summer. I went to an event held in a football stadium in germany together with my friends. We bought Premium tickets, which offered free beer for the duration of the event.
I was about 16 beers into... | 9 | 53 | |
1419862110 | 1419865214 | t3_2qplx4 | t5_2to41 | 9 | djstangl: TIFU by letting my wife see Lesbian porn saved to my photo stream
Desterix: Did you choose to sleep on the couch or is she making you sleep there?
djstangl: She's making me sleep there.
Desterix: That's a bit harsh. Do you both work? As long as you're contributing to the bills, she shouldn't be allowed to d... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1419838706 | 1419882341 | t3_2qozm0 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by apparently angering some vengeant god.
So I decided to try and be nicer to my parents (I'm a stressed out teenage girl, so I tend to get snappy), right?
I offer to go buy us some dinner from Bob Evans and get the car washed. Simple, right?
First is the car wash. Easy enough, next is Bob Evans.
I g... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1419838684 | 1419908934 | t3_2qozkz | t5_2to41 | 26 | SaltyHatch: TIFU by letting my brother drive the boat
This happened over ten years ago, and i'm going to try real, real hard to tell it best i can. The year is 1999, yeahhhhh 99! It's the last family vacation for me since i was 17 and about ready to go fuck up the real world. Were up north Wisconsin, got a cabin for... | 4 | 6.5 | |
1419863847 | 1419888411 | t3_2qpo7e | t5_2to41 | 147 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my daughter put "stay harder longer" dick cream on her lips. - NSFW for language
FatFingerMcgee: TIL 3 year olds attend school.
takatori: Usually it's called "pre-school", but is that really so uncommon? Every single parent I know sends their three-year old to school. How else do you get cu... | 6 | 24.5 | |
1419866463 | 1419874882 | t3_2qps3q | t5_2to41 | 478 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting caught watching porn. On Christmas Day. By my son.
DrSawbones: Jacking it in the living room with headphones on Christmas, I see your problem.
HAL9000_Computer: I can see Jesus crying.
HidingFromMyBoss: Well that's what I was jacking it to.
DrSawbones: Instead of the blood of Christ, it's th... | 6 | 79.666667 | |
1419866340 | 1420004029 | t3_2qprw5 | t5_2to41 | 3,183 | SerSonett: TIFU by being polite to a pregnant lady.
So today was my first day in work after the Christmas holidays. I knew the office would be virtually empty so I skipped the usual shirt and tie combo and dressed down, complete with a pair of shiny wood-soled brogues.
Office is basically empty, so I drag out a few m... | 12 | 265.25 | |
1419869312 | 1419998249 | t3_2qpwq2 | t5_2to41 | 2,552 | Javin007: TIFU by being friendly to a gas-station clerk.
I have an hour and a half commute one-way, so needless to say I see the same gas station clerks very, very regularly always stopping at the same station on my drive.
So today, I go in, and there's this short, bubbly, brunette chick at the counter. She's new, ... | 15 | 170.133333 | |
1419870110 | 1419881645 | t3_2qpy4m | t5_2to41 | 106 | mraveragenob: TIFU by playing guitar while masturbating
FondaparinuxMD: Uhhh... what?
mraveragenob: :(
PM_ME_YOUR_JUGS_GIRL: TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN OP
krazykarter: Upside down: :(
Mirrored: ):
| 5 | 21.2 | |
1419870296 | 1419888734 | t3_2qpygf | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgetting where I'd put my bluetooth speaker. NSFW
midgetman97: Half of the TIFUs seem to be people following the exact same formula; have Bluetooth speakers, watch porn, blast porn to close family.
bahdumtsch: If they're all true, perhaps Bluetooth speakers should come with a black box warning la... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1419871679 | 1419884297 | t3_2qq0v9 | t5_2to41 | 19 | MrAlbinoNinja: TIFU by trying to be funny
So every now and then on Facebook I try to entertain the people I know/don't know so well. I try a little joke, observation or some kind of quip. So this happened just an hour ago I see a bumper sticker on my way to work that says "Enjoy your freedom? Thank a veteran". So a fun... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1419870854 | 1419874468 | t3_2qpzem | t5_2to41 | 14 | AWinnerIAmNot: TIFU By Not Checking My E-mail
So this actually happened a while ago, but I'm just now posting about it.
First a little backstory: I've had the same email address for almost as long as I've had email, therefore it gets a lot of spam. I was going through a particularly bad spell of spam and didn't feel ... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1419862416 | 1419904297 | t3_2qpm9y | t5_2to41 | 97 | Fisherman90: TIFU Selling firework props
I'm working in a fishing shop where we sell fireworks for new years eve.
So today i fucked up...
Here comes a costumer, whants our biggest box, cost about 250USD.
I go down into the basement and get the box, goes up costumer pays and leaves. So far everything good.
My boss co... | 4 | 24.25 | |
1419872793 | 1419896681 | t3_2qq2zd | t5_2to41 | 5 | Poseidon-Hermes: TIFU by missing a flight to see my girlfriend
This actually happened today! Yay!
I am in Romania with my family for christmas. I had booked flights for today to see my girlfriend and her family in Switzerland for new year.
The weather in Romania these past few days, particularly this weekend just gon... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1419873297 | 1419918717 | t3_2qq3xx | t5_2to41 | 50 | clouseth: TIFU by taking a bath in the dark [NSWF?]
This is not your usual TIFU as it's just happened several minutes ago. After a long day I decided to take a nice bath. Somehow the bathroom lamp died but it's 11pm and I'm too lazy to get to the store so I say fuck it and start showering.
After several minutes I reac... | 4 | 12.5 | |
1419874570 | 1419877473 | t3_2qq6d3 | t5_2to41 | 5 | santt116: [NSFW] TIFU by hooking up with the bride's daughter at her wedding
walterpeck1: So they're forcing her to take classes that they're not paying for?
santt116: They will be paying for those classes, they won't pay for her college.
| 3 | 1.666667 |
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