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1419697206 | 1419734179 | t3_2qjf7g | t5_2to41 | 477 | JennVastra: TIFU by sharing my son's music with my family.
My son just started learning to play the trumpet. My Christmas present from him this year was his first solo rendition of Jingle Bells. It's as you would expect it to be from a novice, but it melted my heart and brought happy Christmas tears, because he tried s... | 7 | 68.142857 | |
1419687126 | 1419722895 | t3_2qj3gr | t5_2to41 | 155 | [deleted]: TIFU by blowing my nose too hard.
Sitting at work with runny nose.
Tired of the runny nose, I inhaled and blew my nose like Aang was in my nostrils.
Shit came out of my anus.
BizarroCullen: I was expecting a blown eardrum
Cassadoge: I blew my nose so hard I felt something in my ear change. I immediately... | 5 | 31 | |
1419698831 | 1420316935 | t3_2qjhkx | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my parents they're old
Long story short, I turned 20 recently. My parents are both in their 50s. One day they were yelling at me about something and I kinda thought to myself... "Man, most people I know croak by 75. My parents only have 20 years left?!"
So my idiot self goes to them and tel... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1419699285 | 1419706810 | t3_2qji97 | t5_2to41 | 57 | makeoutboy: TIFU by making the girl I was hooking up with think I was gay.
So I went to a party and there was this girl from school there that I really liked. She had just recently broken up with her boyfriend. So I approach her, we talk, and eventually she leads me to a closet and shuts the door. As we start to make o... | 3 | 19 | |
1419699201 | 1419809365 | t3_2qji4s | t5_2to41 | 18 | RTHREEB: TIFU By Sleep Masturbating Right Next To My Brother [NSFW]
Sometimes, unknowingly, I'll masturbate in my sleep. Usually no one is around so it never is a big deal.
But today, of all the days to have this happen, I am sharing a room with my twin brother.
I also have a tendency to talk when I sleep.
Well r... | 3 | 6 | |
1419700121 | 1419718169 | t3_2qjjhx | t5_2to41 | 247 | PBRNation: TIFU By Telling my ex-Girlfriends new Fiance that I had taken his wife's virginity and "ruined Christmas" (NSFW)
To forward, this is a throwaway reddit handle and the names have been changed to protect both the innocent and my friends.
So out drinking at the bars. Busy night downtown, the alcohol has reall... | 9 | 27.444444 | |
1419700349 | 1419779791 | t3_2qjju8 | t5_2to41 | 13 | avak_r: TIFU by creating a mini-ebola scare
Okay, this is not really a "today" thing, but I only thought about putting it on this subreddit today.
I live in England normally and thought to fly back to Toronto to visit my family. A few days before I flew back, I decided to visit Brussels for unrelated matters. However,... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1419701399 | 1419702049 | t3_2qjlhn | t5_2to41 | 7 | minimalmo: TIFU by leaving my laptop open playing porn.
Ok so this just happened less than 5 minutes ago.
Ok so a little background, Im a 20 year old guy living with my mum and two younger sisters (10 & 12). We are the type that never talk anything unfamily related which probably is part of our islamic culture.
S... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1419702434 | 1419703895 | t3_2qjn0r | t5_2to41 | 3 | socalgp: TIFU Not putting anything in wife's Christmas stocking, then joking about it.
On Christmas morning, wife woke up pretty affectionate. She gave me a little hand-job... That led to BJ, and then good, old-fashioned PIV. Well, good morning to me!
Then we get cleaned up and we start making breakfast. My wife loaded... | 3 | 1 | |
1419703392 | 1419705334 | t3_2qjoi2 | t5_2to41 | 45 | yawaworhtagain: TIFU by finding reddit
This happened a couple years ago but it took a while to realize the damage done. TIFU by finding reddit. i've always known i have little self control, but now i really know what that means.
TLDR; found reddit, lost life
__dilligaf__: 2 years of lurking. Redditor for 29 minutes. ... | 3 | 15 | |
1419703435 | 1419709643 | t3_2qjojz | t5_2to41 | 13 | VintageOctopus: TIFU by smacking myself in the balls, twice.
This happened a few months ago, but today, I'm inspired to write.
My girlfriend and I were having sex. She was on top. I tried to smack her ass, but instead, I misfired and my hand went directly into my nuts. I was in quite a bit of pain, but I decided to po... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1419704617 | 1419755159 | t3_2qjqfq | t5_2to41 | 313 | tyhooker: TIFU by sexting my sister about facials.
So I'm away visiting family for Christmas, girlfriend is back home about 1000km away. To say we're both horny is an understatement. We both have our own places and have sleepovers once or maybe twice a week. On a normal night we spend an hour or so sexting before bed, ... | 9 | 34.777778 | |
1419705802 | 1419883463 | t3_2qjsbv | t5_2to41 | 644 | needhelp248: TIFU by going through my girls phone.
It was worse than I thought... I live with a woman much older than me. For the past few months she's been leaving at night for narcotics anonymous. She's been telling me that she has been hanging out with her best friend at these meetings then going over to her friends... | 14 | 46 | |
1419704081 | 1419721400 | t3_2qjplz | t5_2to41 | 28 | IsDaMrr: TIFU Limes Aren't Nice on the Stomach
This actually didn't happen recently, but I figured I'd share it anyway.
So I was in high-school and we were learning how to give vaccines. We used limes for practice, injecting them with food coloring. I was hungry, and was told that I could eat them after we were done.... | 9 | 3.111111 | |
1419706977 | 1419733212 | t3_2qju9l | t5_2to41 | 3 | sadfacebook: [TIFU]By scolding my dad for taking a photo.
not sure if this is a fuck up, but to me it feel like i fucked up.
first something about me, i do not like it when someone just takes a photo of me and puts it on facebook, after i have told them i don't want to be on the photo.
i especially hate it when people ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1419709249 | 1419709413 | t3_2qjy0p | t5_2to41 | 27 | clydesmooth: TIFU: Eating a ham sandwich with headphones in
I was eating a sandwich of leftover Christmas ham and listening to The Queers. The sound is cut from my ears as I hungrily chomped through the sandwich and my headphone cord. I'm slightly amused but also pretty pissed.
T2112: So while listening to some queers ... | 3 | 9 | |
1419709214 | 1419752081 | t3_2qjxyr | t5_2to41 | 4 | killbanco: TIFU by sleeping through my alarm clocks....4 of them
I was supposed to be at work at 12....I awoke at 12:15 with 4 diff alarms going off. (My tablet, phone, laptop, and clock radio.) They had all been set for 10 am. They must have been blaring for 2 hours. I didn't even hear them....so I called in to work a... | 4 | 1 | |
1419700661 | 1419734377 | t3_2qjkb0 | t5_2to41 | 5 | psychnerd01: TIFU by setting a kid's hair on fire
So I was at my sisters' birthday party at my cousin's home today. I didn't really know her friends , and being the introvert I am I didn't go along with what they were doing ,instead I was just roaming around fidgeting on things. That's when I noticed a lighter(for ligh... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1419685058 | 1419801656 | t3_2qj1mt | t5_2to41 | 5 | Charlatan_Cosmonaut: TIFU By hitting a curb at about 3-5mph
Speaking to the insurance,
"Does the car have any modifications at all?"
"Yeah its now practically a 3 wheeler"
TIFU by sliding round a snowy icy corner at no speed at all, car had total under steer hit the curb at a high lock and snapped my steering arm and... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1419710342 | 1419751113 | t3_2qjzsi | t5_2to41 | 43 | excitingunicorns: TIFU by telling Grandma that my uncle makes rap videos
Alright, so my grandma would have been completely oblivious to this fact. One, my uncle isn't even related to her (other side of the family). And two, my grandma probably doesn't even know what rap is besides what her 30 something year old daughte... | 6 | 7.166667 | |
1419713154 | 1419731701 | t3_2qk4d3 | t5_2to41 | 19 | herroooMR: TIFU by breaking my phone in half in an AT&T's saleswoman's face.
For over three years I had a phone plan that had unlimited everything. Calls texts data whatever. Well about a month ago I decided to switch to a provider that works year round for me (five months out of the year I work away from home and ... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1419712532 | 1419716426 | t3_2qk3dh | t5_2to41 | 4 | RawrILikePie: TIFU by walking my dog
I'm just gonna save myself some more pain writing this...
So I'm half asleep and my dog starts to whine, and I can't find my shoes in the dark so I just decide to walk him barefoot. I start walking and it's all going nice and sweet until my dog notices a cat. Oh sweet Jesus, why? H... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1419712472 | 1419741138 | t3_2qk3a5 | t5_2to41 | 55 | thetimetabler: TIFU by ruining a kid's Christmas present
I was having a shit day at work and things weren't going my way. I started 2 weeks ago and was trying to impress my boss. So I thought I would be helpful and collect all the glasses from the top of the bin (the place I work is a giant shared restaurant space and... | 3 | 18.333333 | |
1419713860 | 1419810766 | t3_2qk5hb | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to rent a house from far away...
Yeah. You know where this is going.
Very long story short I find out today we've been scammed out of 2 grand. I'm gathering everything up for the police right now and hopefully they'll be able to trace the funds and at least catch the person, but I seriously... | 4 | 1 | |
1419715416 | 1419780111 | t3_2qk7zg | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by not taking the condom off
So this didn't happen today, it happened back in high school when I lived with my parents. My (now ex) boyfriend and I were in the loft area upstairs because we weren't allowed in my bedroom. My parents were busy outside so we had the house to ourselves, which *never* happen... | 4 | 2 | |
1419715413 | 1419756109 | t3_2qk7z9 | t5_2to41 | 3,764 | [deleted]: TIFU by texting the image from the Oldest nude on the internet post to my entire office. NSFW
BB_Venum: #####Why in the name of all flying fucks did I click that image...
kbobdc3: #####**TIL HOW TO MAKE REALLY BIG WORDS**
veggiedefender: how do you do it?
marco8_goal: #####**LIKE THIS**
veggiedefender: ####... | 22 | 171.090909 | |
1419715718 | 1419723891 | t3_2qk8ha | t5_2to41 | 18 | Brindar05: TIFU trying to make cookies
We are celebrating Christmas tomorrow so my mother & my aunt have been baking all day. I decided to make cookies as well. The oven has been cooking a small turkey & was on when I started making the cookie recipe. The oven is one of those that are in the wall while the stov... | 5 | 3.6 | |
1419716252 | 1419753995 | t3_2qk9e6 | t5_2to41 | 75 | high_hobo: TIFU by baconing too hard
So I had just cooked like 3 packs of bacon - typical Saturday.
However, I forgot that one of the glass panels in the fridge had been removed. So here I am carrying the bacon fat in this jar - about a litre of it in total - to settle in the fridge.
---
Now, this shit is amazing,... | 6 | 12.5 | |
1419716507 | 1419716794 | t3_2qk9sw | t5_2to41 | 60 | shitsandwich_____: TIFU by thinking I am not sick. Probably NSFW.
I have been fighting a cold. It never fully turned into anything, except a tiny bit of sneezing, coughing and fatigue. So, I decided to take a trip over to my FWB's house. It was sexy, cuddly, and very pleasant. I spent the night and we woke up in the mo... | 4 | 15 | |
1419711472 | 1419741145 | t3_2qk1mi | t5_2to41 | 3 | AesirVanir: TIFU by pulling a normal office prank
Well... fuck. I'm sitting here after receiving a call from my general manager on his day off about the shit storm that's about to come down on my head.
In my office we joke around and pull minor little office pranks on each other each week. The job is stressful, but we... | 3 | 1 | |
1419716674 | 1419767689 | t3_2qka2r | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by throwing out my back whilst shaving my nuts NSFW
Before I get into the story, I want to preface this by saying that I'm a 20 year old guy who has 3 ruptured disks in his back.
In preparation for holiday sexy times with my gf, I decided to manscape a bit so it'd be tidy down there. So I'm bent over i... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1419719083 | 1419737274 | t3_2qkdzz | t5_2to41 | 8 | HeroofWinds1: TIFU by putting a m&m in a bowl of skittles...
Well not really today but a few years back...
So my friend was at my house and I had m&m and skittles... I asked him what he wanted and he said skittles... So I got a bowl and put 1 m&m in there because I thought it would be funny (why? I Don't K... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1419718617 | 1419721865 | t3_2qkd95 | t5_2to41 | 9 | Mulligen87: TIFU by fooling around with my roommates girlfriend
So story of how this happens is this. My buddy and his girlfriend have been having problems for the past few months, over the last month they have split and gotten back together a few times. From what I can gather is they called it quits officially the oth... | 3 | 3 | |
1419718135 | 1419804118 | t3_2qkcgp | t5_2to41 | 413 | DevilDucky95: Tifu by missing when I went to slap my girlfriend's ass.
So we had just finished with some sexy time with her on her belly, when she went to get up (think doggy style position) I went to slap that ass. Totally missed and pussy slapped her. She's still complaining about it stinging.
SportsFinatic: You were... | 6 | 68.833333 | |
1419720002 | 1419742436 | t3_2qkfjg | t5_2to41 | 117 | newsjunkie8: TIFU by jogging in extremely cold weather
I used to be a cross-country runner in high school. I was very mediocre, so I quit after a season. However, having a season of cross-country in my system has its benefits. It makes me able to run longer than most non-runners. Therefore, I continued running all the ... | 5 | 23.4 | |
1419719986 | 1419744738 | t3_2qkfig | t5_2to41 | 52 | souwant2bcliche: TIFU by referring to my grandmother as the great Satan at Christmas dinner.
My mom's mother is a real piece of work. She's intentionally mean and a real bitch. The running family joke is that we have to drink just to tolerate her.
At Christmas dinner, I was taking to my brothers girlfriend across the... | 5 | 10.4 | |
1419719065 | 1419722505 | t3_2qkdyx | t5_2to41 | 3 | pro_magnum: TIFU by shouting how parmesan cheese looks like skin shavings from the Ped-Egg
So this happened about four years ago, but was recently reminded of it by a friend.
A bunch of friends and I went to a local pizza establishment in my hometown to celebrate something (I can't remember what). When the pizza got ... | 3 | 1 | |
1419715581 | 1419726887 | t3_2qk88u | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU By Not Paying Attention or Deleting Messages
This happened back on the 4th of July, but I just recently discovered r/tifu.
So my boyfriend and I are supposed to be going to a friend's 4th of July party at their pond, and in the meantime we chill at his parents house because they're the ones taking us.
... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1419720223 | 1419814824 | t3_2qkfwc | t5_2to41 | 301 | [deleted]: TIFU by skyping with friends. Kinda NSFW
Context: Whenever I play videogames with friends on the computer (LoL, CSGo etc), we use a group skype call to communicate. Seeing as I play on a laptop, and I don't specifically hit "Leave Call", and let my computer to to sleep while open, I will stay in the call, an... | 7 | 43 | |
1419721534 | 1419744563 | t3_2qki0r | t5_2to41 | 142 | mikem1234: TIFU by letting my friend lick my jizz [NSFW]
Ok, so it didn't happen today, but reading this sub triggered my memory.
It was spring break back in college. A buddy of mine and I were headed down to Atlantic City for a few nights to experience a casino for the first time (we both recently turned 21). I went... | 5 | 28.4 | |
1419723381 | 1419761575 | t3_2qkkyx | t5_2to41 | 17 | [deleted]: TIFU by being unperceptive and oblivious while inadvertently being an asshole.
This TIFU was actually 5 years ago. I met someone on the Internet who lived on the other side of the world. We started chatting online on a daily basis, then started doing Skype calls regularly. We liked each other. We were "in a ... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1419724122 | 1419814841 | t3_2qkm4i | t5_2to41 | 217 | Rojugi: TIFU by wanting to play Monopoly and now I can't ever see my dad the same way again
This year, my SO and I spent Christmas with his family. We played a few board games, Monopoly was suggested a few times, but they only have the electronic version with credit cards which is totally lame and no one wants to play... | 7 | 31 | |
1419707212 | 1419889067 | t3_2qjung | t5_2to41 | 9 | lavendeer17: TIFU by thinking it was my boyfriend's birthday when it wasn't.
So, due to being on winter break, I haven't looked at a calendar in a while. I knew my boyfriend's birthday was on the 28th. I KNEW. I don't know if I just assumed today was the 28th, or really what I was thinking, but anyhow, we met up yester... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1419724977 | 1419799482 | t3_2qknh0 | t5_2to41 | 149 | BBLAFY: TIFU By playing pokemon correctly
This happened about 6 months ago, so not really a TIFU, but it was a pretty big fuck up.
So i'm a huge pokemon fantic, I have alot of the older games, and i always the newer ones and the alternate ones. I was in the waiting room for a tooth check up. I was told there would be ... | 6 | 24.833333 | |
1419725106 | 1419891078 | t3_2qkno2 | t5_2to41 | 40 | -Theezer-: TIFU by having sex in a hotel room and getting my girlfriend covered in 'shit'
So today I was the birthday boy. My girlfriend planned a whole weekend for me and her to be together and to do fun stuff. At the end of a great day, we went to the hotel and she promised me that I would have an amazing time.
She... | 4 | 10 | |
1419722295 | 1419729344 | t3_2qkjb1 | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by thinking I could snowboard.
So I just started snowboarding a few days ago. I got the hang of it pretty quick [(as you can see here)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvjEzKvazF4) and by the second time I went on the mountain, I could do esses and feel confident on a board. Fast forward to yesterday, t... | 3 | 2 | |
1419725702 | 1419739382 | t3_2qkokt | t5_2to41 | 29 | qhostweed: TIFU by going to a friend's house.
So, this didn't happen today, but about a month a go. It was a nice day, and I went over to my friend's house. Everything was going well until, I, being a vintage typewriter aficionado spot a beautiful machine in the corner of the room. Of course, I say: "Hey, can I see tha... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1419727708 | 1419880102 | t3_2qkrpm | t5_2to41 | 17 | x90nop: TIFU by being too shy to interrupt a teacher
So this actually happened 8 years ago when I was in high school, but it wasn't until today before i finally found the courage to talk about it.
Everything started as a normal day of school. I would have 6 classes, with a break in between every two classes. After arr... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1419730524 | 1419732943 | t3_2qkvxj | t5_2to41 | 0 | CreepyMinerLance: TIFU by "making cupcakes"
Shoboni: This may have funny if it was in a MLP sub and was posted years ago when the fanfic it's based on was still relevant.
CreepyMinerLance: True. I just felt like doing this. Nobody else did it.
| 3 | 0 | |
1419731710 | 1419741262 | t3_2qkxp5 | t5_2to41 | 30 | bathroommesser: TIFU by eating a salad
This is from last year, in about September right before I was supposed to have a job interview. My friend and I went to Waldbaums and we both got a salad. We ate it while watching a baseball game, and my friend tried my tomato and said it was bad. I never had a tomato before, so I... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1419731565 | 1419770701 | t3_2qkxht | t5_2to41 | 12 | Rudy_258: TIFU by not getting clear hints that the girl is DTF
Sorry for the long post, this is actually my first Reddit post. TL;DR at the bottom.
This actually happened a few years ago... I was 17 years old, and I was an exchange student in the USA... I was still a virgin, although I was actually a bit ashamed abou... | 3 | 4 | |
1419732340 | 1419914547 | t3_2qkyl2 | t5_2to41 | 5 | testingAg: TIFU apt-get autoremove
TIFU
never do that on your debian w/o good care,
all your os system might go bananas,
like mine did
lesson learnt,
now shared
foxes708: yeah,should be very careful with apt,that shit can fuck everything up really quickly
testingAg: true foxes708, but it makes life easier too: handlin... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1419721220 | 1419830337 | t3_2qkhix | t5_2to41 | 2 | mag40: TIFU by not going to europe and disappointing my best friend
All right everyone; hello. This FU didn't happen today, of course. It sort of started a while ago, back in mid November, when I was ears deep in tests, midterms, and other shit. I have a best friend, whom I've known for ages. They're in the middle of t... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1419729172 | 1419761031 | t3_2qktys | t5_2to41 | 32 | Str8Ally4Life: TIFU by not paying attention to a movie in class
So we watched this movie in Women's Studies (blowoff class and the teacher is super cool) called "Tough Guise." It deals with hypermasculine culture and a pressure for guys not to express weakness, and how the pressure causes people to lash out. Well, I wa... | 8 | 4 | |
1419734563 | 1419745315 | t3_2ql1sv | t5_2to41 | 92 | pissedbrotherpisses: TIFU by pissing on my brothers face.
I am 31 and my younger brother is 23. I have my own place and more importantly have 2 spare rooms, and about 6 months ago my brother came on his hands and knees begging to move in with me.
I agreed thinking it would be great, but apparently I'm delusional becau... | 4 | 23 | |
1419735901 | 1419737076 | t3_2ql3op | t5_2to41 | 10 | WildQuestionAppears: TIFU by letting a squirrel out of my furnace closet without more of a plan than, "I hope it runs out the open front door." [x-post from /r/funny]
[Me fucking up](http://imgur.com/czXXtLg)
I heard some serious scratching noises and my internet went out. My cable comes up through the floor o... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1419736827 | 1419743137 | t3_2ql51b | t5_2to41 | 10 | Justgoatythings: TIFU by laughing at a little couple
This fuck up actually happened today. My mom told me she was going to the mall and I decided to go with her. As we were walking, we saw a dwarf couple. However, these were not your average dwarves, but extra small dwarves. They made Vern Troyer look tall. Something y... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1419737257 | 1419743008 | t3_2ql5o1 | t5_2to41 | 24 | thro3334: TIFU by eating leftover beets this morning and having anal with my boyfriend this evening.
We were both freaking out until I realized it was the beets. Then he was grossed out and I can't look him in the eyes.
theobvioussss: "HONEY I THINK I NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL"
"why what's wrong?"
"NOW I DON'T WANT... | 7 | 3.428571 | |
1419737041 | 1419740838 | t3_2ql5cz | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to sext my boyfriend
So this happened about a day ago, and every time I think about it I still get incredibly embarrassed and want to hide for eternity.
I thought that I'd kind of spice things up with my boyfriend by sending him some rather suggestive messages which as you can imagine soon g... | 3 | 1 | |
1419738043 | 1419740358 | t3_2ql6uk | t5_2to41 | 4 | Zbomber47: TIFU By sticking my penis into my PS3 disc tray.
electro_husky: The slot loading PS3 with the disc slot under a cm high.
Try harder next time.
Zbomber47: what is a cm?
natos20: centimeter.
| 4 | 1 | |
1419739352 | 1419743161 | t3_2ql8vd | t5_2to41 | 14 | 7796B: TIFU By wanking more than once (NFSW)
Today I fucked up, so I was wanking for the second time in about 30 minutes and was about halfway done then BAM, older nephew walks in and I jump behind the bed and cover myself with my bed covers. He looks at me and says "are you choking your chicken" I shamefully nod he sa... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1419741112 | 1419881676 | t3_2qlbha | t5_2to41 | 12 | Samoht_Tloh: TIFU by getting a toaster
Backstory: I have been without a toaster for many years now. We always used to have a conventional toaster oven but our most recent one broke and we hadn't gotten a new one for about three years. For Christmas I finally got a new very nice traditional pop-up toaster.
So, today m... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1419739269 | 1419816037 | t3_2ql8pu | t5_2to41 | 122 | Eliza_Watts_Sells: TIFU by mistaking a white woman's black baby for a poodle.
I am writing this on behalf of my dad, a simple mechanic who does not understand reddit.
Three things you need to know for this story: First, my dad is the mechanic version of Michael Scott. Not kidding at all. Second, he is also the nicest... | 5 | 24.4 | |
1419735683 | 1419801902 | t3_2ql3ee | t5_2to41 | 5 | Rushtush: TIFU by cooking shami kebabs
This happened a month ago, but anways.
I was assigned to fry some shami kebabs that We made a few nights ago. I'm 19, It's not the first time I've cooked, and certainly not the first time I've fried anything as well.
The shami kebabs were frozen, so I let them defrost to a p... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1419741490 | 1419828964 | t3_2qlc1e | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by showing up on my ex-girlfriend's door step drunk in the middle of the night.
Interrupting the sex fest she was having with her new lover. Who also happens to be about 50 lbs thinner than I and has an adorable face. Normally I am not jealous but it's hard to maintain self-esteem while plummeting towar... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1419737081 | 1419811032 | t3_2ql5ey | t5_2to41 | 119 | katesprite: TIFU by opening Tumblr in a subway train Tokyo
It just happened five minutes ago; I got bored so I opened up Tumblr in my huge-ass phone (Galaxy Note 2). Apparently somebody I followed has just been reblogging a whole lot of hentai...there was an old Japanese woman sitting next to me looking at my phone. Sh... | 6 | 19.833333 | |
1419742724 | 1419794980 | t3_2qldrg | t5_2to41 | 6 | RoyalLlama: TIFU by cooking for a friend
This is a kind of old story, but I never thought of posting it until I read another similar, though more extreme post a minute ago.
So, this is back in March, near my birthday, which happens to coincide with Spring Break. Thanks to this, one of my friends whom I don't get to s... | 3 | 2 | |
1419742715 | 1419750853 | t3_2qldqr | t5_2to41 | 8 | AVerySkilledAsian: TIFU By walking into my mom's room.
This fuck up doesn't involve sex or masturbation stories you've seen in most of this subreddit. It's a family matter that I'm venting about and possibly might not even be a TIFU so bare with me. So the story started around 15 years ago around the time I was born. M... | 4 | 2 | |
1419741550 | 1419771064 | t3_2qlc4l | t5_2to41 | 8 | two_inthepink: TIFU Cat Shit Tastes Gross
So this happened to me about five minutes ago. My brother and I are playing some NHL 15 and one of my two cats takes a shit in the litter box. He goes to cover it up and ends up smacking his front right paw in it. We make sure there's nothing on it and move on. About two minute... | 4 | 2 | |
1419741365 | 1419743608 | t3_2qlbup | t5_2to41 | 26 | Teachaway1038: TIFU by commenting on a Christmas card.
quick setting:
I'm a high school science teacher, about two weeks ago we had a home room where the students made Christmas cards for a sick little girl in the hospital. I was a little concerned that the students wouldn't care about it, make shitty cards, and then m... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1419743304 | 1419749054 | t3_2qlelx | t5_2to41 | 22 | kkmsin: TIFU by buying the board game Munchkin for my family while home for Christmas.
I bought a complicated, nerdy, and super fun game called Munchkin for my brother for Christmas while home for the holidays. My parents are separated and while at both houses with my three brothers we attempted to learn how to play th... | 7 | 3.142857 | |
1419743842 | 1419744699 | t3_2qlfdu | t5_2to41 | 5 | oneatatime_aye: TIFU by accidentally leaving a can FULL of piss where it shouldn't have been
So this happened some time back; I've changed a few details to protect the innocent.
I used to do some application heavy stuff on computers, 3d graphics and video editing, and had my own personal computing setup that could mos... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1419744690 | 1419817604 | t3_2qlgk1 | t5_2to41 | 25 | mwdaley: TIFU by getting my wife a new phone
The phone was purchased Christmas Eve, but today was the actual F'up.
Wife has an iPhone 4. It's old, starting to slow down, all that. Time for an upgrade. We're traveling, so we decide to back up the old phone when we get home. She proceeds to use the new phone, taking... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1419742080 | 1419770541 | t3_2qlcv6 | t5_2to41 | 18 | [deleted]: TIFU by drunken figure skating naked in front of a young family
BlackCaaaaat: Drunken barbecue sauce sex and skidding naked into someone else's kitchen and falling on your butt? It doesn't get much better than this, folks.
YuriFalconfire: Except when it's a repost from the summer.... http://www.reddit.com/r... | 3 | 6 | |
1419745408 | 1419747016 | t3_2qlhga | t5_2to41 | 7 | rabbitVIP: TIFU by befriending a homeless man
My husband and I frequent a near by bar. It's rather grand and a bit hipster. Tonight we sat at the bar next to a homeless guy. I asked his name. It was Jeremy. He was shaky talking to me and husband. But he warmed up. He was genuine and funny but at the end of the night I ... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1419746154 | 1420429173 | t3_2qliev | t5_2to41 | 5,027 | BestChristmasParty: TIFUpdate letting the corporate holiday party become the best night of my life NSFW
I originally posted this story Thursday night, but eventually ran into Rule 11. So before I give an update, here’s the original story. I’m not unable to sleep and typing on an ipad anymore, so I took the time to clea... | 15 | 335.133333 | |
1419748340 | 1419749640 | t3_2qll1l | t5_2to41 | 40 | genericbiker: TIFU by getting turned on in a hotel room [NSFW]
Well I'm writing this from my phone bc I refuse to go back on my laptop out of embarrassment. Backstory: I'm on a trip with my parents and dog and to my disapproval, I have to share a room with them. Two beds, in an exceptionally small room but hey, there's... | 4 | 10 | |
1419749293 | 1419750404 | t3_2qlm6c | t5_2to41 | 19 | seandealan: TIFU by clicking an image in TIFU
brusselss: Now you're making us want to see the picture.
seandealan: I didn't link to it because I'm a good person.
whiteclad57: At least give us a rough description. Is it the one with the legs?
seandealan: It's the one of the Crypt Keeper's leaked nudes
whiteclad57: Not... | 7 | 2.714286 | |
1419751641 | 1419756914 | t3_2qlote | t5_2to41 | 86 | [deleted]: TIFU by not giving a girl my phone number.
I study at a university in Sweden. In fact I study at one of the largest universities in Sweden, both in size and number of students. The university itself has many divisions. The division you belong to depend on what you are studying. For example there is one divis... | 8 | 10.75 | |
1419751015 | 1419756627 | t3_2qlo63 | t5_2to41 | 45 | sleepwatch5: TIFU by causing my girlfriend to swallow her vomit [NSFW]
This actually just happened a few hours ago. Went to a part with my girlfriend and my parents and because we both somewhat recently turned 18 this was the first time we got drunk together. Being in a long distance relationship causes us to seek the ... | 5 | 9 | |
1419755917 | 1419761485 | t3_2qlsy9 | t5_2to41 | 5 | BornIn1995: TIFU by staring at a girl on the train
This Fuck up actually happened today, just an hour or so ago..
There I am boarding the train when I see a very pretty young girl, about 20 years old, sat down opposite to where I'm standing. She was wearing a tight top and short skirt, so naturally.. I get a semi. Tha... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1419755894 | 1419757542 | t3_2qlsxk | t5_2to41 | 6 | AtomicEggRoll: TIFU by violating probation and running from the cops,.
This FU occurred the beginning of December last year. However, the story begins that summer. To begin, I'd like to say that I was extremely embarrassed and couldn't deal with telling people about this. I disappointed people I really love, and could... | 3 | 2 | |
1419756548 | 1419843449 | t3_2qlti2 | t5_2to41 | 25 | whyhatetheplaya: TIFU by searching for "blue waffles" on Google images.
Somebody told me that blue waffles were way more amazing than regular waffles. Naturally curious, I went on Google to see what they look like.
...I am no longer friends with that person.
LikemyChickenCurry: I don't want to Google blue waffles, ca... | 12 | 2.083333 | |
1419758557 | 1419759395 | t3_2qlv2z | t5_2to41 | 7 | Kscaff: TIFU by not asking for a girls number
Today I met a girl at a bar who was near perfect. She was flirting with me and giving me all of the signs to go ahead. I was to much of a pussy to take a chance and ask for her number, so now I am sitting at home wondering what could have been. Learn from my mistakes. Take ... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1419758376 | 1419761744 | t3_2qluy2 | t5_2to41 | 6 | Toosdays: TIFU by not calling my parents.
[deleted]: If you absolutely need to drive for your job then you will need to retain a lawyer to handle your case.
He can get you a driving privilege that allows you to drive to and from work and to AA meetings, court ordered treatment, etc.
In most states, a typical DUI co... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1419754819 | 1419800392 | t3_2qlry0 | t5_2to41 | 15 | D4PP3RD0LPH1N: TIFU by scratching an ice cube
Today, while watching a movie, I was sipping a tall glass of iced tea. Catching an ice cube in my mouth, I chose, for some reason, to hold it between my teeth and see how long it would take to melt. Feeling bored after 30 seconds, I began to shave the ice cube lightly with ... | 3 | 5 | |
1419760153 | 1419773899 | t3_2qlwad | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by helping my dad with his smartphone
chuck_contrary: Asian blow jobs seems rather innocent. He must have just started looking at Internet porn.
MrMoar: 9 of 10 times innocent cause by pixelation ;)
| 3 | 2 | |
1419760804 | 1419762024 | t3_2qlwrs | t5_2to41 | 5 | FedoraLordxxx: TIFU by washing my Dads car
Okay so this just happened about 20 minutes ago,
my Dad asked me to wash his car so I got all of the things I needed from the garage (bucket, sponge etc) but I left the garage door open, this was my first downfall. After I went and brought the hose round from the back and th... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1419760961 | 1419809562 | t3_2qlwwa | t5_2to41 | 8 | rs0719213: TIFU by helping my dad with his smartphone
It was 3 days before x-mas and my dad was looking for some fancy *ss loafers on eBay (he is a lawyer) he wanted me to help him copy the link from google chrome and send it to one of his contacts but I'm much more of an apple person so i started clicking but didn't s... | 4 | 2 | |
1419746020 | 1419777861 | t3_2qli95 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFUpdate by getting blackout drunk at a dates xmas
[TIFU_OP](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2q6vx1/tifu_by_getting_blackout_drunk_at_a_dates_xmas/)
*TL/DR Got wasted at my new girl's Xmas party and was "asked" to leave, knowing very little of what happened to get me booted.*
So I sent her a text be... | 3 | 3 | |
1419766628 | 1419821342 | t3_2qm14a | t5_2to41 | 4 | Pyrrolidone: TIFU Last christmas, I gave you my fart
seesomethingelse: Wow your family must be really up tight. If I need to let one rip I just do it, the more casualties the better!
DarthWookie: My family sometimes talk about farts at the table.
seesomethingelse: Is your family the family from the nutty professor?? ... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1419767745 | 1419859355 | t3_2qm1xx | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU when I tried to take a boat and sail away for breakfast
This is a story from long ago and far away. I’ve only ever told this to a handful of people, so grab a coffee and settle in. I’ll keep some of the details vague for reasons you’ll see.
It was sometime around 1989 and I was stationed at a Navy base... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1419768733 | 1419872583 | t3_2qm2ql | t5_2to41 | 13 | ugotdonebyme: TIFU by using the family laptop
I'll start off by letting everyone know that this is a first time post and literally just created an account so I can post this. I have been a ghost on this page for well over a year and about 5 mins ago, something I think is worthy of this page has just happened. Apologies... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1419754858 | 1419851668 | t3_2qlrzi | t5_2to41 | 91 | LethargicParasite: TIFU by waiting outside my girlfriends house [Kinda NSFW]
This didnt happen today, but about a week ago, just getting around to write about it now.
So me and the girl had just left this club, after a couple drinks and some dancing we were both obviously in the mood. We get back to her place and do t... | 8 | 11.375 | |
1419769826 | 1419853587 | t3_2qm3jo | t5_2to41 | 158 | hajave: TIFU by buying the wrong type of tampon
My wife and I are currently staying with my parents for the Christmas holidays, and yesterday her Aunt Flow arrived unexpectedly early. As we're away from home she only has the supplies she keeps in her handbag (about a day's worth) so she sends me out to the shops to pic... | 10 | 15.8 | |
1419772075 | 1419776690 | t3_2qm5an | t5_2to41 | 229 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a bit too inquisitive.
As a teenage boy, I sometimes lack the ability to make reasoned and intelligent decisions in unfamiliar circumstances and situations, but what happened to me today was definitely a step ahead of the rest.
I was out in the post Christmas sales, shopping for a new T-shirt ... | 4 | 57.25 | |
1419772744 | 1419776008 | t3_2qm5v9 | t5_2to41 | 3 | MrLucky777: TIFU by going in the wrong comfort room.
This actually happened a few months ago but wanted to share it.
I needed to pee so badly so was I searching for Restrooms in a mall, when i fount it i immediately went in.
There's no one around. It was strange to see no urinals but i didn't thing much about it as i... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1419773259 | 1419777854 | t3_2qm6ax | t5_2to41 | 40 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting a customer have around 30 items for free
So I work at Supabarn and it was nearing the end of my shift, i was quite tired as it was around 9:30 and 7 hours into my shift, a customer came up with about 35 items and I started to scan them. About 4 or 5 items in he says my bagging is quite poor s... | 6 | 6.666667 | |
1419780883 | 1419817134 | t3_2qme59 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by going too far down "south" on a girl 'NSFW'
Long story short, was fingering my gf, went too far, touched her anus hole that felt salty, and by salty I mean there was tiny beads of shit. I just went right back in without saying a word.
tk2013: Insert anal beads comment here.
Spott3r: Well it sounds li... | 4 | 1 | |
1419781912 | 1419796632 | t3_2qmfep | t5_2to41 | 158 | s123b: TIFU By texting back a wrong number
So this F'up happened past summer when a random number texted me saying "Are you still selling the dog crate, if so how much?". At first, I wasn't going to reply, but I was really bored at the moment and didn't have much going on that day, so I replied, " Yes I am, I'm selling... | 3 | 52.666667 |
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