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1419874468 | 1419928109 | t3_2qq65t | t5_2to41 | 17 | OntarioLandShark: TIFU by wearing this in public
Somehow I inherited this ISIS hoodie, as in the band not the terrorist group. I hadn't worn it in a while and it was just sitting in a heap of rarely-worn things. Like long enough ago that the double reference would have been irrelevant to the public. Then I noticed a bl... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1419875442 | 1419898894 | t3_2qq80v | t5_2to41 | 170 | whathasbeenseen: TIFU by logging into my father's Facebook account
My dad made a post on Facebook for the 2nd time this asking his friends to stop sending him game requests as he gets bombarded and doesn't know how to block them on his phone. His connection to Facebook is ONLY via his mobile phone app.
I know his pass... | 11 | 15.454545 | |
1419875921 | 1419876214 | t3_2qq8wz | t5_2to41 | 16 | tifu4444: TIFU by using tally marks
So there I am, at a delicious sushi restaurant. All you can eat - heaven. Now this was the kind of place where you mark down what you want on paper, they collect the paper, and then they give you sushi. When you finish the sushi, they give you another paper, you mark down what you wa... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1419875466 | 1419896860 | t3_2qq82h | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by drinking ice tea in class.
This happened last year during my final year of school.
So I was just sitting at the front of the class doing my work and my throat starts going dryer than my moms thanksgiving turkey. I take a huge sip of my ice tea and then I suddenly, out of nowhere cough it all back up... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1419876051 | 1419902207 | t3_2qq94e | t5_2to41 | 14 | furrytail: TIFU by multitasking whilst showering [23F]
This happened to me just a few hours ago, and at the time I thought nothing of it...well, through recent developments, I'm no longer so sure.
I was having a quick shower before going out, and I heard the notification tone from my mobile going off. Since I was al... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1419876135 | 1420031010 | t3_2qq9b8 | t5_2to41 | 8 | thesullier: TIFU by telling someone their phone was on during a movie
This happened four days ago (Christmas Day, which only compunds the FUBAR nature of the event).
Some background: every year for the past decade my parents and I have gone to the movies as an escape from the conventional stress of family gatherings, a... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1419877851 | 1419878262 | t3_2qqcph | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU telling her how I feel, and watched the retelling of the tale get more and more convoluted on various subreddits - I know her username
Like all of these, this tale did not start today. I have been best friends with this girl for several years. Being totally honest, I felt nothing towards her for years, ... | 3 | 1 | |
1419875781 | 1419886705 | t3_2qq8mx | t5_2to41 | 15 | dutchie33: TIFU by Dutch-ovening myself
So, last night I was laying under the covers and had a really stinky fart-like a perfect blend of raw sewage and movie theater popcorn. I was giggling and embarrassed so I put my head under the covers and effectively Dutch ovened myself-in front of my boyfriend.
dubb5ack: Wut. G... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1419880073 | 1419884216 | t3_2qqh32 | t5_2to41 | 12 | lovestospooge617: TIFU by ending my friend's relationship
went out last week with my friend
we made him rate his gf on the 10 scale
he rated her a 3
today we were texting and i casually said "btw your gf was super surprised to hear what you rated her on the 10 scale"
he replies coolly with "its the truth"
i was bu... | 8 | 1.5 | |
1419880383 | 1419955080 | t3_2qqhqj | t5_2to41 | 96 | maelstrom197: TIFU by eating fruit
First TIFU post, hopefully my last.
Backstory required: I have loads of sweet food and drink. I'm quite athletic so I assumed I could do as I pleased with my diet. Boy, was I wrong.
So this morning I woke up at like 3am in huge amounts of facial pain. Family took me to A&E t... | 4 | 24 | |
1419880482 | 1419886815 | t3_2qqhxr | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a black stripper I didn't have enough change when she asked me if I wanted a lap dance.
This happened about 7 years ago. My friends still make fun of me for it to this day.
I was so poor, that when she asked me if I wanted a lap dance, I told her I didn't have any change. Once I realized my ... | 10 | 1 | |
1419880381 | 1420199280 | t3_2qqhqf | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a little bitch and snooping around on my dad's iPad
Two things before I begin:
* This is my first post on reddit so please forgive me for not really doing the formatting well and stuff like that.
* This fu actually happened about 2 years ago so forgive me about that too.
This was when I was... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1419881072 | 1419984162 | t3_2qqj3g | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a bit eager!
So this is my first TIFU, I'm new to this subreddit so I apologise beforehand if I break the rules; this technically isn't a TIFU as it happened years ago.
First ill paint a background picture for you. I was 18 years old, full of passion and teenage boy urges. I was dating a girl... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1419877538 | 1419891348 | t3_2qqc21 | t5_2to41 | 6 | fagcaplighter: TIFU by ringing my ex girlfriend at 3 a.m by mistake!
We didn't leave things all that well three months ago, and we've had zero contact since as we had agreed. So I get a new smartphone for Christmas, my first in fact, and install WhatsApp on the same day. I didn't realise how the format works so was qui... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1419876915 | 1419882884 | t3_2qqasf | t5_2to41 | 42 | StevensonThePotato: TIFU by stabbing somebody
This was actually a while back, but I decided I might as well share this story.
So I was in class, and our classroom was arranged where there were like, 3 or 4 circular tables and a few people sat at each one. To my dismay, I was stuck with this one kid that I hated with a... | 3 | 14 | |
1419882300 | 1419889086 | t3_2qqlnu | t5_2to41 | 8 | WealdstoneRaider: TIFU at a holiday party
Stiffed_: Who the hell is Angie?
WealdstoneRaider: Angie?
Cfx99: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2qliev/tifupdate_letting_the_corporate_holiday_party/
WealdstoneRaider: OMG.
Cfx99: So if this is a true story, you have a look from the other side.
WealdstoneRaider: :/
C... | 9 | 0.888889 | |
1419882273 | 1419883361 | t3_2qqlln | t5_2to41 | 5 | imadethistotalktoyou: TIFU by installing Junos (to connect to my company's server) and forgetting about it
So I installed Junos on my home computer in order to access some work files from home. I followed the instructions they gave me and kinda put it out of my mind. Fast forward a few days and I try to watch a video o... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1419882155 | 1419944217 | t3_2qqlc6 | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU by not knocking on the door before opening it
Just happened 10 minutes ago and my eyes are burning. I asked my grandma for some tissues from the bathroom and she says ok.
I open the door and just get flashed by her vagina while her legs are just opened wide while she was sitting on the toilet brushing... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1419883336 | 1419883777 | t3_2qqnqn | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a karma whore.
The actual fuck up happened about a week ago.
I posted an old picture of my grandma doing a keg stand for the sweet, sweet karma. She was always self-conscious about the picture, and did not want anybody who knew her to see it. I figured that since she had no clue what Reddi... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1419883594 | 1419913951 | t3_2qqo8y | t5_2to41 | 70 | goshuk: TIFU by wanking in a friend's apartment
I am at my friendΝ's apartment. We're gonna have dinner. His friend is also joining us. But he has to be picked up from the airport. I declined to go because a)it's cold and there is snow b) i don't wanna carry his luggage all the way up to the 7th floor (no lift)
I aske... | 4 | 17.5 | |
1419880509 | 1419886138 | t3_2qqhzy | t5_2to41 | 6 | Southyy: TIFU by smashing my mother's car on the way to work.
I work around a 25 minute drive away, took my 6 month old car to work as normal aaaand hit a pillar in a multi story. I have to replace two doors...seriously tifu.
IAmVladimirPutinAMA: I appreciate you posting a TIFU where you actually FU'd. A couple of que... | 3 | 2 | |
1419884096 | 1419936947 | t3_2qqp9o | t5_2to41 | 2,036 | beholdthemastodon: TIFU by playing with the cat while high.
So this fuck up happened last night, but after everything was restored to normality, I just had to go to bed and cap off the weekend.
Some background: this has probably been the worst weekend of my life. I was hospitalized on Friday with a GI infection that w... | 9 | 226.222222 | |
1419884256 | 1419908605 | t3_2qqplb | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU for not knowing how to order food
So this happened a while back. At our school, we had to go to different restaurants with our separate advisories. Mine has about 10 people, and so we went to a restaurant called Fudruckers.
So im the first one to order. I order a cheeseburger with fries. The cashier or... | 6 | 3.666667 | |
1419884846 | 1419885317 | t3_2qqqrd | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by making a reddit account
col-fancypants: I sense much anger in you Skywalker.
Shnikez: Yeah, I'd say I'm pretty salty
col-fancypants: Its okay, like good popcorn, you just need a tasty snack beside you to get a good equilibrium.
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1419885089 | 1419916832 | t3_2qqr8r | t5_2to41 | 288 | lovelyalone: TIFU by trusting a fellow Redditor
didn't happen toady, but it's gnawing at me for being so naive! I am a proud owner of a successful Etsy shop - love what I do and have been told I'm creative. I can design and create stuff - but I absolutely suck at taking, editing photos! a few months ago, I posed on Red... | 13 | 22.153846 | |
1419883007 | 1419890831 | t3_2qqn2g | t5_2to41 | 9 | jessepacemaker: TIFU by texting the wrong girl about snap chat
So, I've had a crush on this girl -let's call her Gina- for two years now. I'm an art major and this girl is a little younger than me but farther along in her schooling. And she's absolutely gorgeous, super short and has fantastic red curls.
Tim... | 8 | 1.125 | |
1419886479 | 1419987065 | t3_2qqu13 | t5_2to41 | 1,587 | catofwesteros: TIFU by borrowing a towel from my hot teacher (slightly NSFW)
So this happened back when I was in high school.
I was studying abroad to be precise, and one of my subjects was outdoor education (in place of PE), which involved one week of kayaking/camping.
Now before I continue I just want to add that ... | 12 | 132.25 | |
1419887831 | 1419889237 | t3_2qqwvo | t5_2to41 | 5 | narcissisticpenguino: TIFU By turning 22.
TIFU by turning 22 and realizing i havent done anything, other than join the army because i had nowhere else to go in life. i've been addicted to porn for most of my teen/adult life, (if thats what you can call it), Never had a real SO, Still feel like Ive accomplished NOTHING ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1419887905 | 1419928643 | t3_2qqx14 | t5_2to41 | 24 | mrfixit22: TIFU by quoting Dane Cook
This happened a while ago. I was working at a restaurant in a fairly small town in Illinois. Me and 4 of my coworkers were just standing around talking because the restaurant was dead at the time. There was a new girl there who I had a crush on but didn't really know all that well y... | 5 | 4.8 | |
1419887595 | 1419889977 | t3_2qqwdc | t5_2to41 | 4 | DutchYak: TIFU by buttering toast
I was hungry. I wanted some toast. I put bread in the toaster. The bread became toast. I put a plate on the counter. I put the toast on the plate. I buttered the toast. While doing so I, on accident, I pushed the plate into the garbage can below my counter. I didn't have any more bread... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1419888669 | 1419891719 | t3_2qqyjk | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by riding the crimson tide
So a couple days ago I was experiencing some whoremonal rage and a few of the usual signs of lady times. And as usual I brush it off due to being in denial of ms mother nature's monthly duty warning. Anyway cut to today my love was due to arrive at our place after visiting the... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1419889409 | 1419922540 | t3_2qr024 | t5_2to41 | 289 | gum_spitter: TIFU by chewing gum at a broadway show.
This happened last week.
I was with my family in Manhattan for a trip to see some extended family and go to a show or two. One night we went to see the musical "A Gentleman's Guide to Love and Murder" (which was amazing from what I remember).
At the airport... | 6 | 48.166667 | |
1419889565 | 1419910110 | t3_2qr0bk | t5_2to41 | 134 | Unwanted_Blood_Stain: TIFU by using the wrong towel.
Was back home for the holidays with the girlfriend, played some football with my cousins in the backyard and being a big guy I naturally get sweaty. Before dinner started I figured I wash my face real quick, went in my room, grabbed a towel, washed off and dried my f... | 5 | 26.8 | |
1419891311 | 1419896981 | t3_2qr3ob | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by being a glutton.
this just happened. is it alright if i greentext it?
.>be me, eating "Flaming hot" cheetos while on watch.
.>[Fuck yea cheetos!](http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/atpthrd.gif)
.>Last few tiny bits of cheetos still in the bag
.>too small for my fingers to reach.
.>ge... | 4 | 1 | |
1419890524 | 1419905762 | t3_2qr259 | t5_2to41 | 12 | SuperEffective23: TIFU by giving my mom $100 dollars.
A couple of days ago I got $100 from a relative as a late Christmas present. My mom is currently jobless, and being jobless also means a shitload of money problems. I wanted to make her day a little better after having a big argument with my sister, so I gave her th... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1419890708 | 1419895259 | t3_2qr2hj | t5_2to41 | 6 | hai-ree: TIFU by writing a joke in my sisters Christmas card.
This actually happened on Christmas morning. I just had to wait this long until writing about it as the guilt has only just subsided to a bearable level.
A little backstory for you: My sister is 15 and has been seeing a 19 year old boy for the past year or... | 3 | 2 | |
1419893730 | 1419911306 | t3_2qr4yj | t5_2to41 | 13 | Swarlsonegger: protip: he did not. after a boner you wanna go take a piss.
Silvermane2: Wat?
Silent_Killah: Kid response having not experienced this much I assume.
Edit: to be clear im speaking of silver here, not who he responded "wat?" to.
Silvermane2: What are you talking about? For real.
Seriously why does ever... | 11 | 1.181818 | |
1419890897 | 1420140856 | t3_2qr2v1 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting Senioritis kick in.
Alright, this has happened over the course of my first semester of my Senior year and now I'm screwed.
Senior year orientation, I get my schedule and it is beyond fucked up. I've never had scheduling problems in my life. I have to take physics this year because I took Ana... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1419887703 | 1420126613 | t3_2qqwlt | t5_2to41 | 135 | Cadep14: TIFU by giving my 4 year old cousin Nutella
This happened 2 years ago, i was babysitting/housesitting for my aunt. She told me to help myself to whats in her pantry and just feed my 4 year old cousin whatever i eat. Well i found some nutella and bread, so I decided to make myself a sandwich. When i gave my lit... | 7 | 19.285714 | |
1419894639 | 1419900177 | t3_2qra8t | t5_2to41 | 14 | lydell: TIFU by calling the police on my SO's boss...at 3 in the morning.
The FU was not today, they so rarely are, but I remembered it and the odds of it happening are so large I thought I'd relay the story to you guys.
About a year ago I was a PD/Fire dispatch for a city of about 100,000 people and I was working the... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1419896352 | 1419922188 | t3_2qrdjw | t5_2to41 | 5 | LexarInTheWild: TIFU By Letting My 3 Year Old Sick Sister Try My EggNog.
This happened a few hours ago I was drinking some EggNog that was still left from christmas. And my 3 year old sister wanted to try some and for some reason in this moment I forgot she had a cold that also gave you pretty shitty body aches. But an... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1419898207 | 1419906256 | t3_2qrguv | t5_2to41 | 4 | I_feel_bad012: TIFU by ignoring a very nice girl
I'm on mobile so I apologize for formatting..
About 6 months ago I met this girl and we started to kik. I'm from the U.S. and she's from Portugal and we had our language indifferences, but luckily she spoke broken English. Now onto the FU..
After 5 months of talking I ... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1419898556 | 1419902995 | t3_2qrhkc | t5_2to41 | 47 | [deleted]: TIFU : By letting masturbation bring me to the ER. [NSFW]
achenx75: Quite the CATastrophic story.
CurrentlyCurious: You've got to be kitten meβ¦
Viper-S15: I had to paws for a second then.
Donkeydongcuntry: Calico fuck yourselves.
| 5 | 9.4 | |
1419894663 | 1419907861 | t3_2qraam | t5_2to41 | 20 | Giraffe_Beats: TIFU by not signing out of my brother's iTunes account.
I took my brother's old iPhone 5 since he purchased a new phone. All I basically did was activate the hand me down phone with my provider. The only set back from me restoring my contacts and iTunes account was that my back up was in my computer, as ... | 5 | 4 | |
1419844192 | 1419993800 | t3_2qp52z | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by keeping the radio off.
A few weeks back, a few of my SEAL buddies and I decided to borrow some SWCC boats and head out on the water. Half of my group stuck with me in Boat Alpha, while the other thirty or so, along with some off-duty gunners, went in Boat Bravo. We had walkie-talkies so we could comm... | 4 | 2 | |
1419894760 | 1419930433 | t3_2qrahl | t5_2to41 | 5 | PatrickTheStarfishe: TIFU by saying goodbye too early
So to put this into context, I work at a small village pub in the north of England. The cellar is just behind the bar and is used for storage of beer kegs and essentially as a pantry. Though only 18 I occasionally work as the head chef on some quieter shifts (it's o... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1419901009 | 1419904069 | t3_2qrlvy | t5_2to41 | 15 | throwaway294294: TIFU by getting sprayed by a skunk while trying to rescue it
I volunteer at a wildlife rescue center, and today we had to rescue an injured skunk. Another volunteer and I were carrying the skunk back to our truck, but she tripped on a tree root or something in the ground. It was rainy, and the ground w... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1419901927 | 1420001767 | t3_2qrnl9 | t5_2to41 | 102 | ryanhall1234: TIFU by dating a sociopath
So I guess it's not really today, but whatever. For the past 8 months I had been dating a girl who I thought was the girl of my dreams. We agreed on everything and we knew how each other worked, I thought we were perfect. Later after we break up I'm let in on that she is a diagn... | 6 | 17 | |
1419899694 | 1419909275 | t3_2qrjmt | t5_2to41 | 14 | highforawhiteguy: TIFU by screaming "NO" in a grocery store with my (ex) girlfriend
I had just gone to the store with my ex girlfriend and her mom to get some food for supper that night. My ex's mom was standing by a bunch of different salads, while me and my gf were only a few feet away. her mom started talking to one... | 7 | 2 | |
1419902661 | 1420306736 | t3_2qroxc | t5_2to41 | 4 | angryp3nguin: Tifu and should never get to date a girl again
Like many fuck ups this happened a While ago and I was just reminded of it and thought I would share. For some backround at the time I was in 8th grade and I went to a small school, also I was super fuckking dumb and was pretty out of shape.
To the fuck up:... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1419900761 | 1419999881 | t3_2qrlfc | t5_2to41 | 20 | cannonballrunner: TIFU by almost paralyzing my little sister.
So, i am 17 and i live on a pretty big plantation with lots of open space. We have a couple tractors, some huge-ass lawnmowers, and an ATV which plays the main part in this tale. Snow had just started fallen a couple days ago, which obviously meant sledding.... | 4 | 5 | |
1419903886 | 1419977596 | t3_2qrr4s | t5_2to41 | 907 | Err0rbot: TIFU by disinfecting a child at walmart
So I was at walmart waiting for my parents to finish buying all of their stuff. As I walked around, I got to the cleaning supplies section, and see all of the different lysol sprays they had. Growing up, I only knew the smell of the regular lysol, so I was curious about... | 9 | 100.777778 | |
1419904668 | 1419995689 | t3_2qrsho | t5_2to41 | 4 | mpo1986: TIFU By asking a girl I like from work out
So I offer this girl at work who smokes to smoke with me on her break because Well really? Anyway we go out back and smoke a couple bowls and I ask her if she wants to hang out later that night. She does, that's good. Well Since she lives with her grandparents and her... | 6 | 0.666667 | |
1419902212 | 1419941587 | t3_2qro4f | t5_2to41 | 1,333 | tkc80: TIFU by driving four hours to help my sister.
So, a little bit of background. My sister has an internship 6 hours from home, I am home over break doing a whole lot of nothing except for playing videogames. Sister was home but leaving at 5am to drive to her internship and stay there for two weeks.
It is 5am, me... | 13 | 102.538462 | |
1419900194 | 1419938008 | t3_2qrkgz | t5_2to41 | 56 | proskier118: TIFU by accidentally taking incredibly strong sleeping medication.
For the holidays, my girlfriend who lives an hour away came over to my house to stay with me. We went to my parent's house and had a great Christmas together. Anyways, I brought her home on Saturday night and drove back to my house on Sunda... | 6 | 9.333333 | |
1419905943 | 1419911483 | t3_2qruso | t5_2to41 | 3 | Invokationz: TIFU by wiping my ass with my hand.
ManWhoLikesMen: I'm never shaking your hand, or eating your hamburgers.
Kraligor: Don't make him angry or he throws poo at you. Now say hello and eat that burger. Just breath through your mouth.
| 3 | 1 | |
1419906351 | 1419907519 | t3_2qrvi4 | t5_2to41 | 4 | TIFU_FB_ARCHIVE: TIFU by downloading my SO's entire facebook archive
this literally happened within the past couple of hours and i'm kind of freaking out right now so excuse any mistakes.
so my SO of almost a year wanted to use one of my accounts for something, so fair enough I give them my email and password. I also... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1419907403 | 1419957210 | t3_2qrxc5 | t5_2to41 | 268 | [deleted]: TIFU by using the not lockable toilet of the bus
Sorry for any spelling mistakes and bad writing my english isn't that good, you would do me a huge favor If you can correct it for me to edit it.
This story actually happened today and I'm still fucking embarrassed. I was driving home after visiting my family... | 9 | 29.777778 | |
1419909355 | 1420215074 | t3_2qs0nv | t5_2to41 | 40 | DJTwink: TIFU shaving my balls [NSFW]
This just happened a couple hours ago.
Tomorrow morning Iβm heading back to my university so I can be with my boyfriend for New Yearβs Eve. Tonight, I decided to do what any gentleman should do for their SOβ¦
I decided to shave my balls.
Iβve done this dozens of times, without i... | 3 | 13.333333 | |
1419900025 | 1419913845 | t3_2qrk70 | t5_2to41 | 4 | SP1NX0: TIFU by cutting my finger at work
As a cosmetologist that mainly only does hair, cutting your finger is something that everyone does every so often. Me more than others possible at least maybe working once a week when I work 6/7 days of the week.
A couple of days ago everything was going good. Came in early fo... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1419909599 | 1419911314 | t3_2qs120 | t5_2to41 | 8 | TotallyNotMainAcct: TIFU By not making a move on an ex-gf I was hanging out with. NSFW
So this story did not take place today, but over the weekend. I might as well share since I spent a fair amount of time running it through my head all day today while working. This is not my main account since reasons as the username... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1419909656 | 1419948910 | t3_2qs159 | t5_2to41 | 31 | [deleted]: TIFU by not feeding my neighbor's cat
This fuckup started on the 22nd and ended this morning.
My elderly neighbor, Wallace, would always ask me to feed her cats when she went out of town. Usually she would ask about two or three weeks in advance to make sure I wouldn't be out of town when she was, then she w... | 12 | 2.583333 | |
1419907165 | 1419912639 | t3_2qrwxl | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by not lying
This actually happened today.
Background: for the past few days, I've been with my cousin in another state having a somewhat ridiculous amount of fun. I've wanted to meet his friends forever, and his friends have wanted to meet me forever. We hung out for three days basically without slee... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1419913279 | 1419916311 | t3_2qs72g | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by becoming a human tug of war at Taco Bell
CrypticCryptid: Packets.
ThoughtYouWasBoi: Satchets if you're British
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1419913311 | 1419957023 | t3_2qs74c | t5_2to41 | 41 | BlacknightII: TIFU by popping a "zit" on my ear. (NSFW maybe?)
So first off, it didn't happen today.
It is NSFW just because it gets gross.
I was in the library at my school listening to one of the teachers talk about colleges, and I got bored. So I had my head in my hand bored when I felt a small bump on my ear lobe.... | 5 | 8.2 | |
1419913507 | 1419947173 | t3_2qs7fq | t5_2to41 | 6 | fire_dick_trident: TIFU by trying to shave my balls with an electric dead skin remover.
I was looking every where for an electric razor (this girl said that she hated hair), so when I saw something that looked remotely like one I decided to use it. It ended up being one of those things that you use to take dead skin o... | 3 | 2 | |
1419917064 | 1419918184 | t3_2qsdj3 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Oohlahh: TIFU by leaving bodily fluids in the trunk
This is a new account, because my I forgot my password to my slightly older account after I clicked a dirty link on reddit and then cleared my history, without realizing I had failed to write down my password. Also known as FU #1.
The other FU happened this past summ... | 5 | 0.6 | |
1419915363 | 1419928178 | t3_2qsalf | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by playing porn sounds into my wife's ears.
sirtjapkes: Googled Christy Mack
BoyBreakSky: You should thank OP.
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1419917241 | 1419955178 | t3_2qsdt3 | t5_2to41 | 1,722 | cannonmiller: TIFU by letting my snake fall asleep on my face.
A little background before i begin, this didn't actually happen today but rather a few months back but while i was putting my snake back in his cage after letting him roam my room a bit reminded me that it may be worth putting here so here i go. The day sta... | 13 | 132.461538 | |
1419917646 | 1419924499 | t3_2qseiq | t5_2to41 | 14 | DirtFriendly: TIFU by not noticing a girls interest in me. (Not sure if this is NSFW)
Beensir: Ditch the wife and kids, and go have a love triangle with Kim and her uncle
drspin155: Perfect.
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1419917943 | 1419991876 | t3_2qsezi | t5_2to41 | 7 | big_teekayhay: TIFU by wearing my bro's school trousers.
So this happened time ago when I was 12/13 not today but it still haunts me.
I'm bad at writing constructively so I'm going to keep it as short as possible
Excited to go to school as I was every summer weekend I quickly put on my brother's school trousers. (Brot... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1419882023 | 1419953624 | t3_2qql24 | t5_2to41 | 4 | booklover21: Tifu by loving dogs
My husband said there are dogs outside. I love dogs, one of our own dogs is a rescue. So I immediately go outside to see the dogs (if they have tags). Little did I realize that the front door was locked from the inside. I could hear my husband screaming for me to get back inside when I ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1419919087 | 1419920118 | t3_2qsgpq | t5_2to41 | 13 | [deleted]: TIFU by revealing my stonerism to the EMT taking me to the hospital.
ftwtidder: You know, there's very good reason why medical staff ask about your drug use, if they need to give you anesthesia and you lie, they may give you too little and you'll wake up during surgery but not enough to let them know you're... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1419915610 | 1419988156 | t3_2qsb00 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by trusting a friend of a friend.
Not today, but back quite a few years ago my life long friend had a buddy from high school that he hung out with. Well whenever we all hung out together, it was bad news and tbh I hated hanging out with him. He would always do less than legal stuff and I wanted to have ... | 3 | 1 | |
1419920600 | 1419922712 | t3_2qsj2c | t5_2to41 | 2 | kenzettles69: TIFU Taking Ambien on a transatlantic flight
About three years ago my school had this great opportunity to travel around Spain for 11 days and use the 5 years of spanish we've been learning in the real world for once. I took the opportunity, flash forward to summer 2014 to the actual trip. I'm a very anxi... | 4 | 0.5 | |
1419922276 | 1419939328 | t3_2qsld1 | t5_2to41 | 64 | littlerover: TIFU by be being high and I always do this with my tongue...
[deleted]: > I always do this weird thing when Im high with my tongue where I push my tongue out a little so it looks like a third lip. I'm not really sure why I do it but it makes me feel just really comfortable.
This is hilarious. Anyone w... | 3 | 21.333333 | |
1419922674 | 1419934540 | t3_2qslvc | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by updating my Adobe CS6 apps
DJ_Deathflea: Creative cloud is 20 bucks a month for students I think
Icy_Slice: Yup, 20$ for the complete set or 10$ for photo apps.
http://www.adobe.com/creativecloud/buy/students.html
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1419923760 | 1419973940 | t3_2qsn8r | t5_2to41 | 1,626 | Bilbobagginsses: TIFU By insulting the girl of my dreams. . .in front of the whole school.
Happened awhile ago, but today I happened to remember it.  
Context: I was nominated for homecoming king. Part of the King Pageant was saying a pickup line to one of the queens. The queen I was paired up with I had a... | 11 | 147.818182 | |
1419926543 | 1419928772 | t3_2qsqk5 | t5_2to41 | 8 | McDonteCorleon: TIFU by blind swiping on tinder in my hometown
I'll keep this short, it just happened and I haven't stopped cringing. I'm back in my hometown for the holidays and have been doing what my buddy and I call "swipe sprees" on tinder. Just rapid fire yes votes without looking. So that was earlier today. I lo... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1419924079 | 1419957456 | t3_2qsno4 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by almost being a rapist
Sampyify: ok but how would that make u a rapist?
BloodslidesInMyAC: Sex with a minor is statutory rape.
darrius500: Ok, that's true, but it doesn't matter because (I assume) he's a minor for wanting to hang with 2 15 year old girls. Unless he's from a different country and the ... | 5 | 1 | |
1419922818 | 1419962318 | t3_2qsm24 | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by going to the gym
So this happened about an hour ago.
I recently received [this shirt](http://www.supergraphictees.com/wp-content/uploads/six-pack-coming-soon-black.jpg) from the reddit gifts secret santa and decided that i should wear it to the gym today, as it would be a bit of a laugh.
Getting to... | 7 | 1.714286 | |
1419926843 | 1419945563 | t3_2qsqwk | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by not getting my potassium fix, apparently. (NSFW)
HxCJJ: Umm... whats a Charlie Horse?
huleeya: Yeah. Im with you on that one. Charlie horse? Who knows, I sure as shit dont.
wakerdan: I also didn't know what it is, but I googled it. [HERE](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charley_horse)
autowikibot:... | 5 | 1 | |
1419765425 | 1420014049 | t3_2qm092 | t5_2to41 | 2 | ATOMICSPLASH: Tifu by getting an epiphany from Billy Joel at 2:30 am
First I'd like to say I'm on mobile. Sorry for errors
So I'm a sophomore at high school. And I've liked this girl for a while. I'm no relationship expert but this year I got the stones to ask her to homecoming which she accepted. So afterwards I fuck... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1419929741 | 1419953461 | t3_2qstu4 | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting two girls give me hickies before going home
Flippy_Tippy: The way you talk makes me miss high school. And college. And everything that went along with it.
DizzyLeft: Do I talk like a dumbass? lol
Flippy_Tippy: You talk the way I used to talk. Also a comb can help... But screw it... You're i... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1419914325 | 1419935495 | t3_2qs8up | t5_2to41 | 7 | unluckyblackguy: TIFU by handing my aunt my porn filled phone
darrius500: Why would she pull down the notification bar? Or did you do it.
Z-Rank: Most people tend to let the curiosity get the best of them...
Something similar happened to me in high school, but at the time it was a female classmate browsing my phone
... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1419934695 | 1419994409 | t3_2qsyvb | t5_2to41 | 16 | eddsworldfan: TIFU by spending the night at a friend's house
Like most TIFUs, this didn't happen today. In fact, this happened when I was 13 or 14, so about 3-4 years ago. So I met this kid at school, he seemed pretty cool. We shared the same interests and all that good stuff. 3 weeks later, he asks me if I want to spe... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1419924840 | 1419939292 | t3_2qsomj | t5_2to41 | 30 | DumberThanMyMonitorT: TIFU by being dumber than my computer and telling the truth on myself.
Ok, so this wasnt today it was two days ago, but here it goes anyway. I work a midnight shift, (where: not telling, lets just say it's somewhere where we have a lot of free time to do whatever) so I go to let a coworker go ea... | 3 | 10 | |
1419934822 | 1419939901 | t3_2qsyzd | t5_2to41 | 10 | PMmeyoursandwich: TIFU, by spitting phlegm into a pretty girls hair.
Today, I fucked up at the store. I have been really sick since the day after Christmas and a girl I have just started seeing drove me to the store to get some stuff I needed for the demon cold that had spawned in my chest. She's actually been pretty c... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1419935901 | 1420038833 | t3_2qszze | t5_2to41 | 8 | BetaCulture: TIFU by trying to save my family more than $100/month by switching from Comcast to Dish
Every year I come home for the holidays and help my family with all of their technical issues. It's amazing how many awesome apps there are to address certain problems (Sugarsync for syncing folders across multiple pla... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1419931207 | 1419937663 | t3_2qsvfv | t5_2to41 | 4 | TFOLLT: TIFU by asking a black lady why she went sunbathing in the gym.
VallyQ: You racist white fuck! I'm laughing so hard right now. Did she explain why she went sunbathing after all? As a woman (White, also Dutch), I can tell you the warmth and 20 minutes of total relaxation is just amazing. I used to go to the gym... | 4 | 1 | |
1419939605 | 1419980817 | t3_2qt3kh | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU: By giving cash for x-mas
So the FU happened on Christmas eve... I didn't buy anything for Christmas for anyone so I decided screw it i'll just give everyone cash so on my way to the Christmas party I stopped by cvs grabbed some cards and threw in money. Well I put all the cash I had on me which was 200... | 5 | 0.8 | |
1419942064 | 1419945327 | t3_2qt5v8 | t5_2to41 | 5 | DamienLeDogg: TIFU by sitting on the couch
Not a throw away cause F' it.
This morning, I was invited to my SO's house. I had nothing planned so I threw on whatever and went over. We were joking around and having a good time watching The Interview (fuckyounorthkorea) and her mom says she's going to the mall. Her parent... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1419944871 | 1419946451 | t3_2qt8oq | t5_2to41 | 2 | Star__Lord: TIFU by reliving my past with the hope of changing my future.
I'm high on illegal shit right now. It's the only time I reminisce. Sometimes, when high enough, I not only think of the past but, put myself there.
shyguylol123: Can't tell if crazy because high, or was crazy and then for high
Star__Lord: I ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1419930917 | 1419951530 | t3_2qsv56 | t5_2to41 | 13 | literallyshitposter: TIFU by taking stool samples at 3AM
shyguylol123: I've never had to give a stool sample before, when the fuck did shitting in a cup become something your doctor needs you to do for your health.
telijah: Almost any dietary/digestive related problems will have a doctor recommend collecting a stool s... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1419945057 | 1419971327 | t3_2qt8vw | t5_2to41 | 262 | [deleted]: TIFU by forgoing basic grooming habits for the past 3 days
My BF left for montreal on Friday and returned last night approximately around 11 or so pretty wasted.
From Friday afternoon until this morning, i've decided to be a disgusting piece of shit basically and not shower, not worry about changing my pan... | 7 | 37.428571 | |
1419947091 | 1419974095 | t3_2qtb7n | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking a prank too far.
Sorry in advance for the awful formatting, I am a long time lurker here but this is my first post on reddit.
This event happened earlier today, and has lead to the breakdown of a relationship that I have been in for a year, or well - I am expecting it to, unfortunately. Now ... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1419947015 | 1419949015 | t3_2qtb4l | t5_2to41 | 3 | Cafem: TIFU by burning my face on the freezer door
Tl;dr: Heat burned face on a freezer door.
This happened 20minutes ago. While trying to be productive at work today, I decided to help the kitchen defrost their freezers quicker by spraying hot water in and on the icier sections. It's been a slow day, at this point I... | 3 | 1 | |
1419947482 | 1419987454 | t3_2qtbnh | t5_2to41 | 63 | bpos95: TIFU By Being New
This actually happened yesterday... So I work for a tire & auto shop, which i just recently started working at only a couple months ago. In the shop i work at we use either twin post lifts or a scissor lift to put a car in the air now normally it is standard procedure to shake the car to ... | 7 | 9 | |
1419950709 | 1420043933 | t3_2qtfuj | t5_2to41 | 1,515 | CCisforCreamCheese: TIFU by showering with my boyfriend
It wasn't today, but last month. There we were, on a romantic weekend in Pittsburgh amped to see the Pens. We don't get to see each other often, so when we're together we do everything as a unit, including bathtime.
Anyhow, we were in the hot, steamy shower and ... | 16 | 94.6875 | |
1419952837 | 1419965564 | t3_2qtj1f | t5_2to41 | 1,559 | crabmix: TIFU by Facetiming my Girlfriend
sleighur: >"WHO THE FUCK IS THAT!?"
"I'm crabmix. And you must be the one she inherited those skills from. Very pleased to meet you, sir."
Awkwardness averted.
DaiXolga: "So she improve her skill with you ? No wonder she is better than her mother now '
ajhockeystar: ... | 10 | 155.9 |
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