start_date stringlengths 10 10 | end_date stringlengths 10 10 | thread_id stringlengths 8 10 ⌀ | subreddit stringclasses 1
value | subreddit_id stringclasses 1
value | total_score int64 -564 194k | text stringlengths 52 58.9k | num_messages int64 3 160 | avg_score float64 -55.17 14.3k |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1419954490 | 1419963092 | t3_2qtlpw | t5_2to41 | 3 | xelphosV: TIFU by farting at work
So I stock shelves at an arts and crafts store, I work early morning shifts and usually get to be out of the store before they open. Today, they asked me to stay an hour to help finish unloading the truck, so I agreed and went on about my day.
So about an hour after the store opened,... | 3 | 1 | |
1419954718 | 1419955329 | t3_2qtm4h | t5_2to41 | 5 | Jacksted: TIFU by being unintentionally stereotypical towards some black people.
This happened a year or so ago and it recently crept back into my memory like an old girlfriend.
So the place where I work does a breakfast service for the hotel attached to our Tennis/Fitness Centre. I work in the restaurant and when the... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1419955348 | 1420055990 | t3_2qtn6c | t5_2to41 | 8 | FunkyExpress: TIFU by having a bottle of Vaseline on my pocket. Now there are police officers that think I'm gay.
Lets start by saying that this happened this summer and only now I decided to write about it, because is a rather funny story. I was taking medication and one of the side effects was dry lips to the point o... | 9 | 0.888889 | |
1419956452 | 1420043512 | t3_2qtp6a | t5_2to41 | 12 | seamachine: TIFU by messing up any chances I had with the only girl I ever liked in three years.
It'd be fine if everyone wasn't getting fucking married on my face. I wish I could meet more people. Everyone else I know who's decent is either taken or crazy. I finally fall for this one girl after years with my abusive e... | 12 | 1 | |
1419956708 | 1419990780 | t3_2qtpph | t5_2to41 | 189 | tifuthrwaway: TIFU by using my friends iPad (NSFW)
Today I fucked up when I was hanging with my friend and he passed out cold drunk. Our mutal friend was sending him an I message to the iPad and I went to text him back. When I opened the ipad google chrome was open with the search history of "trannys facials" and a cou... | 8 | 23.625 | |
1419957038 | 1419983550 | t3_2qtqab | t5_2to41 | 7 | login_2: TIFU - should this sub be renamed to "SDIFU"?
About 99% of these posts start off with "so this didn't actually happen today".. So should the sub just be renamed to "SDIFU"?
fishyfunlife95: Nah. I think people need to quit worrying about what exact day it was. Rwad a story get a good laugh. Does it matter if it... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1419957325 | 1419959625 | t3_2qtqts | t5_2to41 | 9 | ShwimmingAway: Tifu by being hungry after practice...
So, maybe after (swim) practice me and my carpool decided on some McDonald's after practice. We both decided on two McChickens, a chocolate milkshake, and a small order of fries. The fuck up comes from inside my 2nd McChicken. After destroying my first McChicken I ... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1419956156 | 1419999255 | t3_2qtomc | t5_2to41 | 354 | coffeehandler: TIFU by deciding "Damn, this chicken tender is really hot... I should put it into my mouth to avoid burning my fingers."
I love me some finger foods.
I would love to tell you that this was only my first time sacrificing taste buds and roof-of-mouth cohesion in favor of digit dexterity - alas, this hap... | 4 | 88.5 | |
1419958995 | 1421158965 | t3_2qtu1n | t5_2to41 | 134 | MoonSnails: TIFU By masturbating in the woods
Summer six years ago we went on vacation to this really nice holiday home which had an acre or two of woodland on the property. I was fifteen at the time so, as you can imagine, I loved masturbating quite a bit.
One day when I was exploring the private woods by myself an ... | 35 | 3.828571 | |
1419959949 | 1419987472 | t3_2qtvwx | t5_2to41 | 73 | puckluck1994: TIFU by thinking a Xanax was a mint
well this happened a few years back, but everyone who I tell the story to loves it so much, so I decided to share.
It was 2011 on a drive from Florida to New Jersey after a spring break with me and 3 other guys in the car. It was after 7 days of drinking and partying ... | 5 | 14.6 | |
1419960290 | 1419999418 | t3_2qtwmf | t5_2to41 | 4,076 | PermThroway: TIFU by jokingly searching through my dad's browser history with my friend
This happened maybe a year or so ago and spanned around a month or two. Nothing graphic here.
On Saturday, I invited my best friend over to watch movies and with me. You know, just quality time. Both of my parents went out that day... | 12 | 339.666667 | |
1419960617 | 1419979439 | t3_2qtx9b | t5_2to41 | 1,275 | EllianaAuthor: TIFU by exposing my wife to the world.
A little background - I am a top 100 erotica writer on Amazon, I write and publish my own stories. I average around 300 purchases/borrows every day, with more than likely much more than that in simply just views of my stories.
My wife and I also take sexy pictures... | 14 | 91.071429 | |
1419960564 | 1419961208 | t3_2qtx52 | t5_2to41 | 3 | ahar3: TIFU by having a runny nose
So for Christmas, my lovely immune system gifted me the flu. I had spent 3 days in utter agony, waiting on my body to kick it into overdrive and get this whole thing over with. Luckily, I had a very supportive and loving husband to tend to me during the entire thing, and after his tri... | 3 | 1 | |
1419961204 | 1420226824 | t3_2qtydh | t5_2to41 | 54 | ZarqonsBeard: TIFU by possibly getting a nice mexican family deported.
This happened last week and I still feel really terrible about it:
My SO and I were out at a small restaurant in town. We were the only ones in the restaurant at the time. Sometime during the meal a mexican family comes in. There were three of them... | 13 | 4.153846 | |
1419963151 | 1420043472 | t3_2qu2ae | t5_2to41 | 215 | fluent_in_gibberish: TIFU by stepping on a rake, just like in the cartoons.
Working out in the barn about an hour ago and stepped on a rake, and the handle flew up and smacked me. Just like in the cartoons. I'm done working out in the barn today.
I would like to publicly apologize to Wile E. Coyote for all the times... | 7 | 30.714286 | |
1419940940 | 1419970985 | t3_2qt4sz | t5_2to41 | 6 | a0429: TIFU By Wiping the data in my Boss's phone.
I work at IT for a company, a few days ago...the president of our company had stopped receiving e-mail on his Droid. I called Verizon tech support after exhausting all of the possibilities I could come up with. After working with them, we determined that the only way t... | 3 | 2 | |
1419962708 | 1419981420 | t3_2qu1ek | t5_2to41 | 53 | prismmonkey: TIFU by eating raw chicken (with a bonus FU)
My household isn't always as communicative as it could be. My boyfriend and I both work full time. Mix in gym and social obligations, and getting us on the same page is a difficult proposition. Add in grunts, muttered asides, and vague texts as a preferred commu... | 4 | 13.25 | |
1419964625 | 1419972729 | t3_2qu551 | t5_2to41 | 28 | Neroneon: TIFU By inserting my processor in the wrong position!
I was building a gaming PC, and I inserted the processor the wrong way.
It will not work now :'(
It was a quad-core i7 4790K. I paid $380 for it.
FUCKKKKKK!!!
xSaiyan: Bruh, not to be that guy but I'm in IT. There are arrows that point which way the pr... | 7 | 4 | |
1419960464 | 1420087119 | t3_2qtwxs | t5_2to41 | 3 | turbo8891: TIFU by asking where the restroom was.
This was almost 10 years ago back in high school when I used to race mountain bikes, and had just installed a digital speedometer. I decided I’d test it out on a greenway (concrete running / biking track) that was built just behind a high school I didn’t yet go to.
Aft... | 3 | 1 | |
1419965106 | 1420117573 | t3_2qu65t | t5_2to41 | 17 | stevierar: TIFU by storing my dead pet rat in my freezer for two and a half years
I had two lovely rats. One was called Pigeon and one was called Chicken. [Here they are; pigeon is the one on the top](http://i.imgur.com/Lap0uSx.jpg).
They both lived long happy lives but sadly chicken was the first to die. I am soft an... | 3 | 5.666667 | |
1419966969 | 1419971954 | t3_2qu9vf | t5_2to41 | 197 | WhiteDragon9d: TIFU By searching my dad's sock drawer
So a little backstory though I'm sure you all can imagine what I found.
My folks have been split since I was 9. (I'm 26 now) My mom has been remarried since I was like 12. My dad has never even once mentioned any sort of interested in anyone else except for occasio... | 7 | 28.142857 | |
1419962432 | 1419970625 | t3_2qu0vj | t5_2to41 | 2 | Luckytobeliving: Tifu by eating a piece of bacon
TIFU by not paying attention to what I was doing.
So this literally just happened and I'm still shaking. I got home from work at my usual time and my wife had cooked bacon for dinner. My wife then went to work and I sat down with my 19 month old and began to eat my dinn... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1419964172 | 1420041717 | t3_2qu49j | t5_2to41 | 10 | gonadcrunch: TIFU by talking like a baby was a dog
I just moved to a new town and decided to hit up a cafe I saw earlier this week, maybe try to make a friend while I'm at it. So I'm waiting in line and another woman about my age with a baby in one of those baby chest carrying things I have no idea what they're called ... | 7 | 1.428571 | |
1419967926 | 1420040108 | t3_2qubs3 | t5_2to41 | 3 | Mayote: TIFU by going to a different hairdressers.
I moved house recently and thought i'd try out the hairdressers near me. I asked for just a trim and now my hair is all gone. Just in time for New Year's Eve.
mhuuut: Boohoo.
You know that stuff grows back?
i5score: Someone's feeling a bit edgy today.
| 3 | 1 | |
1419967687 | 1419989465 | t3_2qubab | t5_2to41 | 4 | crabmix: TIFU by getting my TIFU deleted
DwarfofChaos: The post was removed for a reason... Reposting it isn't going to make us keep it up instead it will just push us to issue a temporary ban from the sub.
If you want to post it, wait till it is allowed as per rule 11 and repost it on the weekend.
Kory_kikkiku: w... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1419968423 | 1419973495 | t3_2qucqm | t5_2to41 | 26 | [deleted]: TIFU by exposing myself
This happened several years ago. My eldest daughter was getting married. At the wedding rehearsal I walked my daughter down the aisle. When we got to the pastor he asks the question “Who gives this woman to be married to this man?” to which I replied “I do”. All went fine and I wa... | 5 | 5.2 | |
1419969304 | 1419970701 | t3_2queh5 | t5_2to41 | 3 | stonedtinderer: TIFU By going on Tinder, a little too stoned.
I got pretty baked, and went on tinder. As I was swiping through the ladies, I had a long string of left swipes. As I was getting into a flow of left swipes, I suddenly saw a cutie. But! Lo and behold, I was far too into the flow of the leftways swipes, and ... | 3 | 1 | |
1419970348 | 1419992001 | t3_2qugop | t5_2to41 | 47 | enhancedbeard: TIFU by complimenting an old acquaintance's extreme weight loss.
TIFU by complimenting somebody's extreme weight loss.
I recently started a new job and over the past few weeks I have discovered that quite a few people I know shop at my store.
Today a middle aged guy approached me at the desk with his... | 3 | 15.666667 | |
1419971179 | 1419986366 | t3_2quiez | t5_2to41 | 23 | tetrimina: TIFU by giving my notice.
Tldr; Gave my notice and got "fired" so my multiple-property-keeping, mansion-owning boss could save a few hundy.
I've recently been offered a job with a reputable company after months of searching. As is tradition, I gave my boss notice of my resignation. He took it well and even ... | 9 | 2.555556 | |
1419972315 | 1420085983 | t3_2qukpx | t5_2to41 | 13 | p1nkam1na: Tifu by not following through on medical bills.
This all started almost a year ago. I was working night shift at walmart and it had begun to mentally wear on me.. I began to has massive anxiety attacks and i began to worry every little pain in my body was going to kill me.
Fast forward a month or so and I en... | 5 | 2.6 | |
1419972838 | 1419973789 | t3_2qulpn | t5_2to41 | 3 | __________________99: TIFU [Meta] The top 3 posts right now didn't even happen today. Doesn't this bother anyone else?
It seems more than half the posts here have happened weeks or months, sometimes years before the current day. It's called Today I Fucked Up, isn't it?
Edit: Well I made an effort before unsubbing but ... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1419973509 | 1419977975 | t3_2qun1k | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by saying "I guess" as an automatic response.
During my final year of collage I was doing the rounds interviewing for several jobs at various companies. Since I have a technical degree from a top 10 school with halfway decent grades, I was able to get second round interviews with some industry leadin... | 3 | 3 | |
1419972785 | 1419975771 | t3_2qulm7 | t5_2to41 | 4 | barquad: TIFU by calling a hooker before having a panic attack
So last night I called a girl and asked for a 2 on 1 special. The escort being the 1. I had already been drinking all day and partaking of mind altering substances. Well I kind of turned my brain onto my customer service mode while calling several girls loo... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1419974749 | 1419976008 | t3_2qupe9 | t5_2to41 | 14 | ba55fr33k: TIFU by pee-ing in the shower
..so a few weeks ago i took the wife to Pittsburg for a hockey game and weekend away from the kids
as usual, the moment we got into the hotel room she jumped me, tearing off my clothes and kissing me passionately. after having sex for several hours completely destroying the bed... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1419975867 | 1420004315 | t3_2qurqo | t5_2to41 | 63 | just_some_random_dud: TIFU by walking into walmart
So I went into Walmart today and there was this old man greeter guy just kind of milling around the entrance like normal.
As I was walking in the door there was a guy taking his bag out of his cart and dropping the cart off in the entry-way. Old man greeter guy was sa... | 4 | 15.75 | |
1419976346 | 1420000024 | t3_2qusoe | t5_2to41 | 69 | ThugForklift: TIFU by telling my dad and sister that my hands smell like semen
This afternoon I decided I would have some left over Salmon for lunch, because that stuff is delicious. Now, when eating salmon you of course have to take the skin off cause that shit is nasty. So, instead of taking it off with a knife and e... | 3 | 23 | |
1419973348 | 1419978753 | t3_2qumq3 | t5_2to41 | 2 | Toasticular_Cancer: TIFU by being too lazy to go to the gym.
When I started my last job I became friends with a guy that pushed me to go to the gym with him. We went about four times before I got my own membership. Almost immediately after getting said membership my friends work schedule changed so now we worked opposi... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1419975525 | 1419977429 | t3_2qur0n | t5_2to41 | 5 | Lord_0f_Lemons: TIFU by forgetting to clean out my bag
Firstly, my parents are rather strict people, especially towards computer games.
About a week ago, I went to our local Shopping Centre to buy some items, one of them being a belt. For sizing, I took my dads old belt, as it fit me well, so I could compare it with ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1419976403 | 1419983694 | t3_2qussf | t5_2to41 | 30 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling my 6 year old son a racist joke.
Seamus_Duncan: The best possible ending to this story would be if you saw the Asian dude at the taxi, went up to him, apologized profusely . . . and then it was a different Asian guy.
negro_Khann_abyss: Lol u just did it. You crafted the perfect story. How d... | 4 | 7.5 | |
1419977365 | 1419978739 | t3_2quuq0 | t5_2to41 | 8 | AirMailSpecial: TIFU by falling asleep in class
Before winter break I was in a microbiology course, and after a long all nighter completing a project, I was completely exhausted by the time I got to class. Luckily we were just watching a film that day... or so I thought!
Well, the lecture hall was dark and the chai... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1419978687 | 1419983012 | t3_2quxbr | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by numbing my penis forever with healing ointment
Mechtoes: The only choice you have is to become the greatest porn star ever. You shall be called super dick man person drill guy
Seamus_Duncan: And the AVN Award for Male Performer of the Year goes to . . . SUPER DICK MAN PERSON DRILL GUY!!!!!!
*cuts ... | 3 | 2 | |
1419979029 | 1420165703 | t3_2quy07 | t5_2to41 | 670 | BullDog_13: TIFU by throwing my toddler down the stairs.
We have this game we play when he has his superman cape on where he "flies" down the stairs. Well, today I had a jacket in one hand and was therefore only able to help him fly single-handedly. Usually its no problem as I'm a pretty big guy (6'3" ~220lbs) and he's... | 7 | 95.714286 | |
1419980173 | 1420003420 | t3_2qv05w | t5_2to41 | 6 | tifuughwihgiwh: TIFU by accidentally posting my nudes on FB
xxsilverrainexx: I'll never get why people take nudes without intentions of showing someone and just leave them on their phone or camera.. It's just asking for trouble
indigestible_wad: Why people take nudes is none of your concern. She's 19, last time I che... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1419980018 | 1420393722 | t3_2quzwb | t5_2to41 | 70 | Xtatic99: TIFU by trying to comfort a girl on the phone late at night
So this story begins when a girl who has friend zoned the crap out of me calls late at night stressed out. We have a really nice conversation and everything is great until we both get really tired. Now I like this girl so hearing her tired voice was ... | 9 | 7.777778 | |
1419980533 | 1419987192 | t3_2qv0wz | t5_2to41 | 7 | PTIdiot: TIFU by calling out of my job at Physcial Therapist's office by making up a story about a sprained ankle.
So this actually didn't happen today. It happened two months ago, but I finally have learned to laugh at it.
At the time, I was working at a physical therapist's office as an aide. I had just started and... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1419981049 | 1419986748 | t3_2qv1vy | t5_2to41 | 6 | LinkZeldaGanondorf: TIFU by entrapping my dad with a casual encounters m4m Craigslist ad NSFW
agent_scully2084: Your parents should probably get divorced, and then your dad can just come out and stop being so hurtful and dishonest to your family.
LinkZeldaGanondorf: I'd say that he is bi, which isn't necessarily grou... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1419983013 | 1420059187 | t3_2qv5mv | t5_2to41 | 121 | TokeAway_: TIFU by accidentally texting my father-in-law trying to get weed
My father-in-law and my drug dealer have the same name. I didn't even know it was him till he showed up at the meeting place **with the weed!** Apparently the old man's still got some connections...
makes-bad-facts: If you're over 50, you canno... | 7 | 17.285714 | |
1419983356 | 1419984143 | t3_2qv6b0 | t5_2to41 | 2 | White_Lambo: (TIFU) by forgetting my volume was on max.
1987RAF: Rookie mistake. I always press the volume button on my laptop a few times to make certain its on mute if there is anyone else in the house. I learned to do this after doing pretty much what you did.
Just carry on as though nothing has happened. No on... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1419862738 | 1420008665 | t3_2qpmo5 | t5_2to41 | 2 | MaartenDekkers: TIFU by buying a new power cord
I lost my speaker's power cable so I had to buy a new one. A few hours after buying it I realized that I bought it from Amazon.co.uk where they have different power sockets. (It wasn't available in The Netherlands so I had to.)
thegirlwhoreads: Would it be possible to jus... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1419984255 | 1419984442 | t3_2qv82a | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by getting caught with photoshopping a teacher by the teacher I photoshopped
So this happened to me about 3 months ago.
I live in Sweden and here a lot of school's get so much state funding so that the school's can afford a private computer for each and every student from year 6-9 (Age 12-15).
A fri... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1419984433 | 1419989189 | t3_2qv8dy | t5_2to41 | -2 | Samsdonkeyjaw: TIFU By taking my family's dog on a plane
This actually happened about a week ago... I've been recovering from the incident.
It all started when my family and I got on a plane to visit the grandparents. We decided this time we would take the dog along with us. A small fine to fly him but we figured it ... | 5 | -0.4 | |
1419985540 | 1420046478 | t3_2qvadc | t5_2to41 | 9 | ReapWhatYouSew3: TIFU Buying a girl a DSLR
I had been dating the girl of my dreams for the past 5 years. She is the most beautiful and intelligent female i have ever met in my life. Everyone i know comments on her knowledge and how gorgeous she is and how lucky i am. We lived together until recently when we started h... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1419986229 | 1419988097 | t3_2qvbo6 | t5_2to41 | 8 | youcantstoptheart: Tifu by booking a return flight a month late
I was supposed to fly back to Berlin today but sadly only realized I booked it for 30/1 not 30/12. 300 dollars and a stressful couple hours later I guess I have an extra week at home. I was able to move it to the ninth.
indigestible_wad: Oh damn. I guess ... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1419986205 | 1419987354 | t3_2qvbmo | t5_2to41 | 7 | Not_thatone: TIFU by looking at pictures on my dad's phone
So this happened yesterday.
My family recently returned from a trip to Europe and like good tourists, each of us took many pictures. I was uploading pictures to Facebook for friends and family to see and remembered that my dad took a few of me. I wanted to... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1419977855 | 1420031878 | t3_2quvp9 | t5_2to41 | 21 | charlottechewie: TIFU by pissing my mom off.
Before we start, my parents have thick Indian accents. Like the Slurpee . Quickee -Mart generalizations you have seen. This happened quite some time ago but thought I would share. Sorry for the wall of text.
Many many moons ago when I lived with my parents, we all used ... | 3 | 7 | |
1419986538 | 1420051628 | t3_2qvca2 | t5_2to41 | 14 | goldenshibby: TIFU by letting a stranger salsa dance with me
Just got my brand new Note 4 pickpocketed in Barcelona... Game over. This is so real. Right now I am absolutely speechless and in shock of what just happened to me. To break it down:
Shady Guy hands out flyers for a restaurant, tells my family there is free ... | 6 | 2.333333 | |
1419987859 | 1420050574 | t3_2qveoo | t5_2to41 | 163 | Balvoron: TIFU by not understanding how tipping at a restaurant works.
I'd like to start by saying I almost NEVER eat out at diners, delis or any other type of food place that isn't a subway or Mc D's.
About a week ago my team and I wanted to celebrate our last day in Atlanta at The Bone Garden, its an amazing place t... | 10 | 16.3 | |
1419988698 | 1420035214 | t3_2qvg7b | t5_2to41 | 4 | Liquidbambam93: TIFU by trying to impress in the kitchen
So this didn't happen today but happened 6 months ago.
A bit of background: After a year off the dating scene, I decided to ask a girl out on a date. She said yes, and we hit it off pretty well. Similar interests and hobbies. It was around the 5th date I she cam... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1419988249 | 1420000167 | t3_2qvfed | t5_2to41 | 6 | pmmecoffee: TIFU by being a dumb coward
This happened hours ago. I was walking down the street enjoying the sun when I gave up on quitting smoking. Desperate for that sweet nicotine fix I walked into the first place I saw which happened to be some hippie smoke shop. Behind the counter was this amazing girl with the swe... | 8 | 0.75 | |
1419989252 | 1419990223 | t3_2qvh78 | t5_2to41 | 5 | Pander_bearr: TIFU by getting an estrogen high.
I apparently missed my last four days worth of birth control pills (yes, I'm terrible at womaning) and thought, "hmm, well--miss four days, take 4 pills to make up for it.
Am now on a miserable emotional roller-coaster, I want to eat all of the food that is in the house... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1419979651 | 1420304871 | t3_2quz89 | t5_2to41 | 6 | ImShadow: TIFU by losing staples in my bed...
This literally happened 20 seconds before typing the title...
I just got a package in the mail and the instruction manual was enclosed in a plastic bag that was stapled shut.
I pulled the top of the bag open and the staples gave way pretty easily, and now I can't find the... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1419990913 | 1419995244 | t3_2qvk6q | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU. My daughter was next to me in a boppy with her head down choking while I played a videogame
Like the title says, my daughter's head was down and her airway was constricted while I playeda videogame. IMy wife came from the other room because she heard my daughter wheezing and when I looked over I saw w... | 7 | 0.428571 | |
1419989220 | 1420041228 | t3_2qvh5a | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU By making a cop think that my girlfriend was being gang-raped
This happened back in September, and I'm posting about it now because the girl and I are no longer together and I don't have to worry about her getting upset with me for telling the internet about it.
So, for a little background: My (ex) gir... | 5 | 0.4 | |
1419992680 | 1420148312 | t3_2qvn7y | t5_2to41 | 882 | rya11111: [OFFICIAL] HERE ARE THE NOMINATIONS FOR THE FUCK UP OF THE YEAR, 2014! DO SUBMIT YOUR VOTES!!!
rya11111: * http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2bad5k/tifu_by_pretending_to_be_gay/
"TIFU by pretending to be gay" by /u/darkruby45
rib-bit: Holy shit. I read it back when it was posted before the updates and ... | 5 | 176.4 | |
1419993265 | 1419993790 | t3_2qvo98 | t5_2to41 | 5 | mikem1234: TIFU getting cockblocked by Jesus (NSFW)
begaterpillar: Catholics are the craziest ones. Jesus might as well have been cheering her on. You done fucked up.
Zoigl: [Jesus approves](http://i.imgur.com/NDbpH.png)
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1419993638 | 1419996046 | t3_2qvowb | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my car drive itself.
So this morning i'm in my car about to roll a joint when I realised I don't have any papers. Me being the impatient fuck that I am, raced to the nearest shop, parked up and *literally* got out the car while it was still in drive.
Just as i was about to shut my door, off... | 4 | 0.25 | |
1419994256 | 1419994763 | t3_2qvpz2 | t5_2to41 | 26 | al_pal124: TIFU by nearly waterboarding myself.
So this happened literally minutes ago and I just now got myself together enough to post this.
I have one of those contigo water bottles that are like unspillable. You know, the ones with the little button you press so you can actually drink the watter without ever having... | 3 | 8.666667 | |
1419994421 | 1419994731 | t3_2qvq95 | t5_2to41 | 10 | B0sm3r: TIFU by not reading Terms & Conditions when signing up for stupid websites.
I was in an AskReddit [thread](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2qs3g2/people_who_read_through_the_terms_conditions_did/) today and someone brought up a site called JustFabulous, which basically sends you a pair of shoes e... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1419995082 | 1420000034 | t3_2qvrfe | t5_2to41 | 13 | KuuSusi13: TIFU by not cleaning my room before my brother came to visit.
My brother and I live with separate parents but live in the same city, so every once and a while he'll come by and chill on the internet because he doesn't have internet at home. I went to the other room to play PS4 while he was on the computer, h... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1419995611 | 1420040901 | t3_2qvsda | t5_2to41 | 365 | Onnzameow: TIFU by having a one-night stand
i-masturbate-daily: She only owned one pair of socks..?
Onnzameow: Edited for clarity but that's where the fuck-up was. I didn't steal one pair, I stole all her socks
ballen11: Why the hell did you take all her socks lol??
Onnzameow: I was drunk and exhausted and in pain, ... | 7 | 52.142857 | |
1419995952 | 1420069915 | t3_2qvsyz | t5_2to41 | 260 | [deleted]: TIFU by asking my friend if he was going to propose to his girlfriend.
This just happened.
 
A little back story... My wife and I are visiting my parents in a small town in Colorado for Christmas. My childhood friend stopped by on his way moving back from the east coast. He made the trip with his... | 18 | 14.444444 | |
1419993018 | 1420071292 | t3_2qvnth | t5_2to41 | 8 | DrDigDown: TIFU by not checking under my desk at work
Today was moving day at work since it's quiet after the holidays. We have large steel case desks that require an outside company to come disassemble and move to our new location, which is just a few blocks away. My office was already packed up, so I was helping my ... | 4 | 2 | |
1419991795 | 1419997714 | t3_2qvlpo | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by not turning on the alarm clock.
Finals was 9.00 am. I woke up at 9.38 am. Three semester and three failed papers. This is the stupidest mistake I've ever done. My GPA is 2.08. I guess that fits with how much of a dumbass I am. Wow I'm stupid.
massiveurethra: Wait did you miss 3 finals? Or were you ... | 3 | 1 | |
1419997502 | 1420031540 | t3_2qvvom | t5_2to41 | 7 | RuinerOfGifts: TIFU by ruining my wife's gift to me.
Happened a few minutes ago in the car. We give gifts on New Years instead of Christmas so gift time is coming up and I was being inpatient and asked her what she was getting me she wouldn't say, would say it nothing big etc etc.
Finally I say, "What it's not someth... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1419997950 | 1420002747 | t3_2qvwe1 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by going ice fishing.
So last night it was the 2nd night of being on the Ice with 2 of my friends we had a small shack that was terrible at keeping us warm and we were doing our best at keeping busy to keep our minds off the -40 weather and the dozens of cracks allowing the wind to steal the heat... | 3 | 1 | |
1419998262 | 1420055286 | t3_2qvwxu | t5_2to41 | 135 | tesla_beats_edison: TIFU by standing under a tree full of peeing cicadas
So today I was talking my dogs out for a walk. There's quite a lot of trees around where I live, and when I walked under this particular tree, I suddenly felt droplets of water on my head. It was a sunny day, no clouds in sight, so the last thing ... | 9 | 15 | |
1419999656 | 1420058930 | t3_2qvzaf | t5_2to41 | 9 | SirTestificate: tifu by losing my friends cat
His grandfather died so he needed someone to watch over his cat while he was away. While my housemates and I weren't paying attention, the cat disappeared. It isn't in the house and we're not sure how it got outside but long story short, we couldn't find it. We went door to... | 3 | 3 | |
1419999671 | 1420057916 | t3_2qvzb1 | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by hiring a moderator for a subreddit.
as title says, I was starting a new subreddit with an another person.
We were looking for moderators and since there was noone on that subreddit, i deiced to post some unrealted crap on it.
After i hired 2 moderators and provided CSS work for the subreddit, some... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1419999634 | 1420002272 | t3_2qvz9l | t5_2to41 | 7 | ElPapa123: TIFU by nearly blowing up my house
I was making hummous from scratch, which required me to boil chick peas for a few hours. I had them all in a pot on the stove boiling and stepped away probably to read other people's TIFUs, and I hear a loud hiss coming from the stove area.
I walk over to see what's up an... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1420000428 | 1420053238 | t3_2qw0lk | t5_2to41 | 20 | throwaway008420: TIFU by trying to get my wife's parents to watch the new Marco Polo series.
Throwaway b/c my family goes on reddit a lot.
Spoiler alert for those who haven't seen the show yet.
Background info: my wife's parents are super cool, and my wife and I are staying with them through New Years. My wife is cur... | 4 | 5 | |
1420000276 | 1420069888 | t3_2qw0d0 | t5_2to41 | 3 | _stiltskin: TIFU by not mirroring text before printing a shirt for my nephew
http://imgur.com/HLj8Wnk
Lucky the kid can't read yet.
iLikeRowing: Light Transfer paper?
_stiltskin: Sure is. I won't be quitting my day job anytime soon.
| 3 | 1 | |
1420001178 | 1420003263 | t3_2qw1vx | t5_2to41 | 21 | ottermother: TIFU: Shoulder checked old retarded man, infuriated theater of people.
This was several years ago when I was 17 at a local theater. I don't know why but I fucking HATE being anyone but the first person out of a theater. I don't fuck with credits and am usually half out of my seat by the time the screen is ... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1420004489 | 1420024676 | t3_2qw7df | t5_2to41 | 68 | Larrakin: TIFU by trying to get rid of a fly.
Not TIFU, but last week so I figure close enough. Apologies in advance for grammar / layout, on a crappy phone at the moment.
Australia's a wonderful place. Boiling hot summer complete with hordes of flies make for a good Christmas time. Anyway last week, walking home from... | 9 | 7.555556 | |
1420005664 | 1420006135 | t3_2qw98d | t5_2to41 | 11 | yellananner: TIFU by stealing my mom's credit card
This FU happened like 7 or 8 years ago whenever Runescape was the shit but I had a sudden flashback of when it all happened.
So here's me and my brother: the two greatest Runescape players in our household. We played it as if we were on the Rune drug, staying up p... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1420005778 | 1420074161 | t3_2qw9eu | t5_2to41 | 9 | __penis: TIFU by smoking weed in my bedroom
This happened ~an hour ago. I decided for the first time in a few months that I would smoke a bowl and go to sleep. I fucked up and fucked up even more by blowing it out the window where the wind was blowing. I fucked up by getting caught by my parents. I fucked up man I feel... | 5 | 1.8 | |
1420006140 | 1420053614 | t3_2qw9yw | t5_2to41 | 75 | BurnedMyTesticles: TIFU by slathering my testicles with an ass-ton of Frank's Red Hot Sauce.
For 5 or 6 months my girlfriend has been asking for me to slather my testicles with some sort of hot sauce in front of her. I thought it was an odd request from the start, but finally I figured I'd do it as a surprise for her. ... | 7 | 10.714286 | |
1420006431 | 1420343137 | t3_2qwae7 | t5_2to41 | 38 | Tuckr13: TIFU by fracturing my tailbone
On December 20th, my mom gets the bright idea to drag me out of the house to go Xmas light looking. After we got home, my feet betrayed my tiny trust, and I fell out of the truck, right onto my ass. Like, feet up over my head, right onto my rear. Only thing that hurt was my pride... | 7 | 5.428571 | |
1420007062 | 1420052957 | t3_2qwbej | t5_2to41 | 4,186 | justninja25: TIFU by trying to catch a grape with my mouth, but I end up nearly dying instead
Okay honestly, this happened quite a while ago, but I'm new to the site and decided to share with the internet about my fuck up.
So there I was home alone one day, and all I was left with was a computer, a TV, and a bowl of g... | 19 | 220.315789 | |
1420009321 | 1420042754 | t3_2qwefm | t5_2to41 | 16 | smitrovich: TIFU by believing what I read on the Internet.
First off, I should have known better. I ~~have~~ had a pair of $150 handmade leather gloves that were a bit too big. Googled, "how to shrink leather gloves" and found an article with instructions on how to shrink them ... in boiling water. Don't ask me why, bu... | 5 | 3.2 | |
1420010408 | 1420014493 | t3_2qwfvg | t5_2to41 | 5 | unclegob: TIFU by being in a group project
This actually occurred a few weeks ago.
Last semester I took a Strategic Communication class. Instead of a final exam we had a large marketing plan due. The plan was supposed to be a 40-60 page analysis of every aspect of a company and a description of how we should market t... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1420014872 | 1420050986 | t3_2qwl14 | t5_2to41 | 14 | davecham: TIFU by leaving my gun unattended
This happened a few years ago, but it's definitely TIFU worthy. I still don't like to talk about it but here goes....
My buddy and I decided to go shooting one day. He ended up bringing a few of his dad's guns along with his own. I brought my nice Springfield XD40. We took m... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1420015026 | 1420052722 | t3_2qwl6o | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by posting on my best friends Facebook
So I went to my best friends house today and he wasn't home so I chilled on his computer. Pretty bored, I went to Facebook only to find him logged in. Being the normal 16 year old kid I immediatley post "I'm gay" and leave. I get a call a couple hours later from hi... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1420014959 | 1420037907 | t3_2qwl4a | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by ruining a proposal at my restaurant
Took place last week, but still noteworthy. I work as a host. It was a Friday night, and being the holiday season, we of course were on a wait for 3+ hours.
It isn't uncommon for parties to bring in their own dessert and give it to us to hold upon arriving. That n... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1420017674 | 1420022017 | t3_2qwntc | t5_2to41 | 2 | Why_The_Fuck_: TIFU by learning about r/TIFU
I was browsing the big r/askreddit thread of your favorite sub you've found this year. I find this place and fall in love.
That was four hours ago. I've been laying on my stomach the entire time, and my back is killing me.
On the plus side, I found my new favourite sub!... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1420023316 | 1420051739 | t3_2qwswr | t5_2to41 | 90 | VacuumSpace: TIFU by farting in a four-seater canoe
So, Reddit, this happened about 6 hours ago.
I was with my family of 6 and we went out by a park to have a small "recreational time". We ate breakfast beforehand, it was simple but dang did it contain a lot of egg. Anyways, the park had a lake and it had canoes for r... | 5 | 18 | |
1420022908 | 1420028858 | t3_2qwsjv | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: (NSFW)TIFU by accidentally entering a Gay Nightclub& Sauna
Warning: No intention of offending anyone in any way possible. It was just the worst feeling ever.
So me and my friends(all 15 year old here) that are both girls (girl 1 and girl 2) were going out to enjoy the last day of 2014. Hahah yea. We... | 5 | 1 | |
1420022516 | 1420119781 | t3_2qws7i | t5_2to41 | 177 | skiignhrowaway: TIFU by being in a hurry to get to the slopes
Dear reddit,
I arrived in France 2 days ago to commence my long-awaited skiing holiday. Today was the third day of skiing, and I was ready to have the third day of the holiday of my life.
I woke up at 7:30, got dressed and had breakfast, the routine take... | 5 | 35.4 | |
1420027078 | 1420028632 | t3_2qww70 | t5_2to41 | 9 | mask567: TIFU by leaving my 14 year old niece in the car.
Niece came over to my house today and I had to go to the shops so I took her with me in my car. It was really cold outside and she wanted to stay in the car but I dragged her along to the first couple of shops. After that I had to go to the bank so I drove down ... | 4 | 2.25 | |
1420029288 | 1420048461 | t3_2qwy5v | t5_2to41 | 14 | takhana: TIFU By Letting My Roommate Answer the Phone
My sister 'Susie' works in a large chain specialist store in a very famous English city that is well known for it's University and it's high Asian population (attracted by the university and the historical city). She often finds that these Asian tourists are her wor... | 7 | 2 | |
1420035932 | 1420045435 | t3_2qx5gu | t5_2to41 | 0 | whatwhatinthebuttnow: TIFU by using my mother's lady shaver
No, not today. When I was 13 or 14 with a bit of fluff on my face that I wanted to get rid of without using a razor I would always get my mother's fancy electric shaver that required no shaving foam or nasty sharp razors. A quick swipe of it here and there and... | 4 | 0 |
Subsets and Splits
No community queries yet
The top public SQL queries from the community will appear here once available.