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1420031762 | 1420056132 | t3_2qx0ma | t5_2to41 | 10 | elcielo17: TIFU by farting while going down a ladder
I work at a job where I am constantly climbing ladders. I couldn't escape it because my butt was always beneath my face and I had to keep climbing down.
ioaie: So, is your butt in the front, or is your face in the back?
coopdiddy: You know air and wind move around th... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1420038173 | 1420043587 | t3_2qx8ln | t5_2to41 | 132 | The_Richard_Cranium: TIFU by over-trusting a fart
_no_pants: The one day you didn't bring an extra pair of pants to work. Damn. This is the exact reason I keep a pair in my desk next to my pistachios.
NZ2UK: Your username suggests otherwise.
_no_pants: You related my username to my real life..
I like your style.
insp... | 7 | 18.857143 | |
1420041754 | 1420047212 | t3_2qxe7j | t5_2to41 | 70 | [deleted]: TIFU by listening to reddit
/r/TimAndEric
baconchomper: This is a repost, you reposted somebody's fuck up, what the fuck? !
HoboChique: [Here](http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/20lg4g/tifu_by_listening_to_reddit) is the original, from March '14.
TrailRatedRN: I'm not denying the appropriateness of calli... | 5 | 14 | |
1420042211 | 1420074000 | t3_2qxf15 | t5_2to41 | 91 | Stressname123: TIFU by chomping on some popcorn
I got this tin of popcorn for Xmas. Good god I loved this. Random snackage was conquered by this. Popcorn is my favorite snack. Or it was.
Flash forward to a bit ago and I take this huge chomp on some corn and CRACK.
What the hell is this hard crunchy thing in my mou... | 6 | 15.166667 | |
1420044654 | 1420051100 | t3_2qxjc6 | t5_2to41 | 7 | TheRedEarl: TIFU by telling my SO I had a load for her.
Except that it wasn't my girlfriend and was instead, my own mother.
Tldr; told my mom I had a load for her.
farjia: LOL
what's a SO?/
esophagus_chopagus: Soft Onion
womenarepoop: Semen Orifice
AtomicRacoon: Username checks out. I think.
| 5 | 1.4 | |
1420042862 | 1420107030 | t3_2qxg4r | t5_2to41 | 36 | [deleted]: TIFU By Giving My Friend a Birthday Card
I was in crappy punk band during high school. One night before practice I was bored and decided to buy a prank gift for one of my bandmates. I went into a local convenience store, searched around and found a little mermaid happy 4th birthday card (Just to be clear, it... | 13 | 2.769231 | |
1420044924 | 1420063297 | t3_2qxjtg | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by agreeing to be my coworker's best man.
I dont know any of these people, including the groom...
Burney1: Your speech is about to be generic as fuck.
"John...is a good guy. He..does good things. Jenny, you got yourself a catch!"
Byzantine_Guy: "He's also a beast in the bedroom on the wedding night. I ... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1420044504 | 1420047607 | t3_2qxj2m | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by throwing my phone on my face. Slightly NSFW language.
Night. Shelf. Phone. Me, wondering about time. Reacing for that fucking Thor's hammer. Bam. With the speed of fucking light it banged my eyelid. Hurt like hell.
I was pretty lucky it didn't hit my eye.
Pics: http://imgur.com/IXJM1Lg
http://imgu... | 3 | 1 | |
1420045581 | 1432866950 | t3_2qxkyz | t5_2to41 | 5 | i_would_kill_myself: TIFU by sacrificing a friendship for a few minutes of something more.
Original TIFU Here: http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2q7hdo/tifu_by_believing_in_platonic_friendships/
Does it count as a fuck up if I would do it again?
So, we were hanging out, this girl and I. We had done some work and ... | 5 | 1 | |
1420046020 | 1420060317 | t3_2qxlr0 | t5_2to41 | 247 | [deleted]: TIFU by helping my sister kill a spider
(happened a few nights ago)
So I am 21 and my little sister is only 11. Anyways she gets in the shower and a little while later gets out and goes into her room to dress.
Like 3 seconds later she starts screaming and I am working out in my room doing my third rep of ch... | 6 | 41.166667 | |
1420047462 | 1420140552 | t3_2qxob5 | t5_2to41 | 699 | metroid_prime_time: TIFU by Unintentionally convincing my wife that our son has a "ballistic" allergy to Cheez-its.
Let me begin by saying that this story was the impetus for creating an account. I am also new to fatherhood and our first child is about a year and a half. There is quite a bit to learn when it comes to c... | 10 | 69.9 | |
1420047897 | 1420048056 | t3_2qxp48 | t5_2to41 | 11 | GymLeaderMia: TIFU by giving my boyfriend his birthday present at 3A.M.
So, not the worst but had a good laugh and wanted to share.
So, as the title says, it's my boyfriend's birthday today. Apparently around 3 this morning I rolled over, punched him in the face, and then immediately started snoring.
disc0nn3ct: OP is... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1420047257 | 1420064805 | t3_2qxnz6 | t5_2to41 | 7 | DwayneWonder: TIFU BY TAKING IT TO HR
This 20yo got hired to work with me 32 the long and short is we worked closely together and he got pissed a few times and physically threatened me.The third and last time my supervisor got involved and now were both in the office where he said that hell beat my ass in front of my s... | 9 | 0.777778 | |
1420047883 | 1420048607 | t3_2qxp3c | t5_2to41 | 5 | Tinkaway: TIFU by looking in the mirrior
Well gents today I fucked up by looking in the mirrior I was about to have some special time with my gf and we decide to go at it on the bathroom counter and mid sex she looks up and sees me staring at myself in the mirrior she asks are you looking at yourself, sadly I replied o... | 5 | 1 | |
1420048074 | 1420057664 | t3_2qxpg1 | t5_2to41 | 11 | VegetaMan11: TIFU by sucking a thumbtack out of a peephole
Well the title says it all, a couple of weeks ago a lady-friend and I were in my dorm room watching a movie and there was a confrontation right outside my door. They were being quite loud, so my friend told me to tell them to quite down. Two international stude... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1420036844 | 1420056865 | t3_2qx6o6 | t5_2to41 | 42 | Maeve1176: TIFU by taking my medication
Okay so this happened like 5 mins ago. I take lots of prescription medication in the morning. Additionally, I also take some vitamins. The vitamins I take are chewable. It's early morning, so I have the handful of these pills, and the chewable ones look similar to the one prescri... | 4 | 10.5 | |
1420050024 | 1420053107 | t3_2qxt1x | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: tifu by watching porn
DwarfofChaos: Removed as per rule 11, all posts of a sexual nature are only permitted on weekends.
Happy new Year
excelsior_believer: why are they allowed on weekend though?
DwarfofChaos: Because that's what the rules on the side bar say.
| 4 | 0.5 | |
1420050684 | 1420254985 | t3_2qxuai | t5_2to41 | 68 | Grumpy_Shat: TIFU but attempting to control a 3 year old's willy
This, like most, did not happen today. We were driving home from a family vacation. The vehicle of choice was our new and pristine conversion van (two front seats, two middle bucket seats, and back bench seats, the kind housing a little TV that one coul... | 4 | 17 | |
1420048032 | 1420062740 | t3_2qxpdg | t5_2to41 | 5 | zerofactor: TIFU by trying to change out my shower head
Wanted to do something nice for the wife so I decided to change out the shower head in our bathroom for a fancier one. I go to Lowes and pick one out ask the guy (I know I know) if this is the right stuff and if the job is hard. After being told its to easy I deci... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1420051489 | 1420056371 | t3_2qxvrh | t5_2to41 | 4 | Atromatic: TIFU by listening to the friend you never should listen to...
This was actually years ago but my friend brought it up while we were drinking the other night..
Alright, well me, two of my friends we'll call them A and T, and a girl we'll call N were all hanging out.
So we were just hanging out, smoking a li... | 4 | 1 | |
1420052221 | 1420066109 | t3_2qxx3f | t5_2to41 | 335 | SmartAssX: TIFU buy peeing in the woods
So i went for a long hike in the woods with my dog and wife. While i was out there i took a piss on nature. Gotta love that open air pissing.
Later that evening me and the wife started to get in the mood. We fooled around and after some (half way) penetration we grabbed a condom... | 6 | 55.833333 | |
1420053714 | 1420071509 | t3_2qxzq0 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by doing my girlfriend's mom
Got home late. Went to bed. Had sexy time. Someone walked in. Turned on the lights. teh GF screamed, I jumped and looked to the side. Turned out it was her mom so I flipped the fuck out. Forgot her mom was spending the night there... And guess what? Now I'm single ;w;
tl;dr... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1420053893 | 1420068309 | t3_2qy011 | t5_2to41 | 6 | mindfuckdoctor: TIFU by leaving the gearing pad on my office chair on for too long.
Because my office nears arctic temperatures on a daily basis as I work in a hospital, I've gotten into the habit of having my heating pad on my chair all day so I don't freeze to death. This has been my routine for years. Today, though,... | 3 | 2 | |
1420054213 | 1420058988 | t3_2qy0lq | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: [NSFW] TIFU By deciding to robo-trip.
So before I tell you my fuck up I'll give you a quick summary about myself.
I'm 17 and a sophomore in high school( I don't have enough credits to be considered a junior.) I recently moved to a new town and I've changed school twice since I've been here. Which is about o... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1420051756 | 1420101745 | t3_2qxw8b | t5_2to41 | 4,829 | moleman127: TIFU by being too lazy to walk up a single flight of stairs
So I'm home for the holidays in the Chicago land area. There hasn't been any snow or any precipitation and mostly has been in the 40's the past week, except for last night and today where it has dropped to about 10 degrees F. Typically at night, my... | 10 | 482.9 | |
1420053716 | 1420077991 | t3_2qxzq5 | t5_2to41 | 5 | [deleted]: TIFU by not doing well on the AMC 8
Happy New Years Eve, everyone! I hope your's is more enjoyable than mine. MAA is slowly posting the high scorers(with the scores) for the AMC 8 on their website. They seem to post school by school. My mother got extremely angry when she saw that they posted a score from so... | 5 | 1 | |
1420054705 | 1420069771 | t3_2qy1ix | t5_2to41 | 4 | Ky0suke: TIFU by not reading the title on eBay
So, it's Christmas time and I have extra money to upgrade my computer, but just barely enough
I bought a new case (NZXT H440) and a new PSU.
Well, I bought the PSU with the hopes of saving money by buying another one of my older graphics cards and run them in SLI (two car... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1420056003 | 1420131649 | t3_2qy3xk | t5_2to41 | 35 | [deleted]: TIFU by having a crush on my formal (prom) date
This happened over the course of the past few months. This is not your typical dramatic fuck ups, but I'm gonna post it here anyways, because I thought it might be a nice story to tell.
Just for a bit of background: I am a slightly socially awkward 16 y/o male... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1420058654 | 1420104641 | t3_2qy8n6 | t5_2to41 | 2,718 | honey-seal: TIFU by having no gag reflex
Okay, so this fuck up happened when I was 15 and my brother was 18, so quite a few years ago. This will also be a bit long, because there was a lot to this one.
We were sitting in our living room watching TV and eating popcorn (that caramel covered diabetes boy scout kind) whil... | 8 | 339.75 | |
1420060038 | 1420124181 | t3_2qyb4q | t5_2to41 | 4 | babydirtyd: TIFU I am the worst international student NA, who is a senior and applies for college right now.
I am an international student from China. I have to tell that every other Chinese guy is doing better than me in my class or even the entire school.
I eat rice.
I hate bad characters.
I pick up trash on the g... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1420060698 | 1420061309 | t3_2qycbf | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU at a new year countdown club party- (nsfw)
was with a girl, grinding that chick, kissing etc etc.
fingering etc, grabbed my dick, suddenly couldn't maintain that rock solid status, fked up my night...
my damn lad failed me on the new year...
-at a location where its 1st jan right now
ps- typed this ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1420061266 | 1420165891 | t3_2qyd9n | t5_2to41 | 498 | ForgottenPhenom: TIFU by sending a porn link to my mom
Last night I was talking about my favorite porn scene with my friend. He was wondering what it was so I sent him a list of my favorite pornstars. I then sent him my favorite video to him.
I was woken up the next morning by my mom. I had slept late and she turned t... | 9 | 55.333333 | |
1420061332 | 1420229027 | t3_2qyddt | t5_2to41 | 963 | Zivz: TIFU, but I was the best goddamn retail slave in the world.
darkchildone: Sugar free gummy bears?
Zivz: Is that offered as a solution to my buttfountain?
TheShandyMan: Supposedly the sugar substitute works exceedingly well as a diuretic if eaten in large enough quantities; so unless you *enjoy* your buttfountain... | 12 | 80.25 | |
1420061214 | 1420063487 | t3_2qyd5s | t5_2to41 | 8 | simonbanks: TIFU by trying to be handy
This happened less than a week ago.
My wife and I recently moved to a new (to us) house and I’ve been really going above and beyond to make it feel like it’s “ours”. So I’ve been installing shelving, organizing stuff and I even built some cool shelves from old pallets.
This da... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1420061286 | 1420066700 | t3_2qydb6 | t5_2to41 | 4 | THUNDER_FIST: Tifu by listening to music while piss drunk
So last night I was chillin with my good friends one last time before one of them moves to Colorado. Nothing too out of the ordinary, just drinking beer while playing Mario kart. Seeing as we are borderline degenerate fucks, it was only necessary that at least 1... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1420063115 | 1420066727 | t3_2qygej | t5_2to41 | 16 | MrThrowaway20102011: TIFU by assuming a kid was retarded
This happened a bit over a week ago, didn't think to post to here until now though.
I was walking home, when someone came up behind and said "Hello Mr. [somebody]!" I didn't hear who [somebody] was, but it wasn't me for sure. I turned around and asked them what ... | 3 | 5.333333 | |
1420065671 | 1420071926 | t3_2qykl7 | t5_2to41 | 16 | soulsmacked: Tifu: by sleeping in the hospital lobby with my gadgets showing
Dec 29 3am was the time of the incident. I haven't had any sleep due to my patient getting admitted at the hospital. I have about 3 hrs of sleep since I was here. I am a caregiver/personal assistant and I don't have any valuables with me excep... | 4 | 4 | |
1420065046 | 1420081278 | t3_2qyjlm | t5_2to41 | 7 | Firebat12: TIFU by losing the instructions to a school project
SO i'm in an AP world history class. Its difficult but i can handle it. Would help if i didn't procrastinate like i do but i do and i get by. Until now. Over the winter break my teacher assinged us this project on the major world religions. Of course being ... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1420065984 | 1420068345 | t3_2qyl3l | t5_2to41 | 74 | GetWomped: TIFU by accidentally giving myself a hickey.
I got bored, and one of my smaller Christmas gifts was one of those little phone plungers, you know the ones, they are used as a stand. I thought it would be fun to put one on my cheek and have a casual conversation with my parents. I couldn't get it off. I pulled... | 3 | 24.666667 | |
1420066375 | 1420071355 | t3_2qylqv | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: Tifu by running the bathroom fan and a space heater
lil_spoony: Hidden toilet beer sounds exciting/suspicious.
ButtflyHoney: proof https://imgur.com/mSK1Rc8
| 3 | 2 | |
1420066458 | 1420078764 | t3_2qylw6 | t5_2to41 | 136 | lil_spoony: TIFU by letting my bearded dragon climb all over me
Okay so truthfully, this happened about a year ago when my dragon was less than a year. Anyone who owns a bearded dragon knows that warmth and activity (running around) makes them.. well.. makes them shit a big one. Before this incident, I had no idea. Thi... | 5 | 27.2 | |
1420062694 | 1420071982 | t3_2qyfof | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my suitemate borrow my lighter
This actually happened last month, but whatever. My friends and I had just come back from a frat party, and were just chilling in our living room thinking of what to do. One of my friends mentions if we want to smoke and play smash bros afterwards. This sounded ... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1420069481 | 1420082794 | t3_2qyqrb | t5_2to41 | 7 | alexsparty243: TIFU By leaving my paypal account on steam
Ok, so I have my paypal account attached to steam so that I can buy games every once in a while when the price is right. I also have a 8 year old son who likes to watch youtubers play games. A couple of days ago, he went on steam and bought 13 games he's seen hi... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1420069779 | 1420070045 | t3_2qyr9c | t5_2to41 | 7 | newyearsevedinner: TIFU by drinking my mom's soup
So it's New Year's Eve, and we invited a bunch of friends over for dinner. We settle down, go through the (delicious) main courses. I finish first and ask for soup. (As a Chinese family we tend to have soup last.)
Beef with pickled lettuce. Mmm.
I drink the soup quiet... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1420068252 | 1420080201 | t3_2qyov4 | t5_2to41 | 4 | hangingshouldercliff: TIFU When my wife was having a mild allergic reaction.
To keep it short, my wife called me at work saying she was having a mild allergic reaction on her skin. She asked me to get her some Benadryl on my way home. We're not alarmed since it was just a mild skin thing, probably due to changing lau... | 4 | 1 | |
1420069906 | 1420167144 | t3_2qyrgv | t5_2to41 | 186 | 1488SiegHeil: TIFU by telling my girlfriend a joke about death.
So usually my girlfriend will wake me up with a text or a call and we have nice morning conversation.
She didn't text or call me this morning and I found it odd.
I assumed she was having a bad day so I decided a joke text was in order see if that would ... | 11 | 16.909091 | |
1420071207 | 1420102661 | t3_2qytms | t5_2to41 | 29 | Supernova24: TIFU by leaving my gf's work clothes at the laundromat. They won't open until Friday.
Honestly the most stupid I've felt in a long time. They were closing early for nye so we were in a rush. It was my job to get all the clothes out of the dryer. My dumbass forgot we had set her work attire in one separate... | 4 | 7.25 | |
1420075720 | 1420091926 | t3_2qywle | t5_2to41 | -11 | massiveurethra: lol i lost the 34 cents I had in the account. Besides, how could they pursue me legally?
RileyFenn: It's used the word fraud for a reason. They're referring to a crime.
You might want to let mom and dad know. They might get a better result from the Fraud department once they say you've learned your le... | 17 | -0.647059 | |
1420063508 | 1420104133 | t3_2qyh3f | t5_2to41 | 12 | JosiahH: TIFU by losing my passport in a foreign country
So this one is gonna be pretty long and might take some explanation. Hang tight. This story keeps getting worse and worse.
I'm currently holidaying in Jamaica and staying with some family who own a cattle farm here. I'll be leaving in January and travelling bac... | 3 | 4 | |
1420072062 | 1420102593 | t3_2qyv1g | t5_2to41 | 6 | sviwel: TIFU by handling balls that aren't mine at work.
As a background I must state that I work at a [American Brand] Car Dealership, and us salesman share desks were we usually seat our clients. And it's common for them to leave stuff behind, such as food wrappers, toys, phones, etc.
So today, being in the middle ... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1420075219 | 1420077271 | t3_2qyzjn | t5_2to41 | 6 | throwman70: TIFU by watching hentai on my computer [NSFW]
_DrewPeacock: The real question is why did you have it copied to your clip board?
throwman70: Because on 4chan you can't click on the link to go to the website, you have to copy and paste it to your browser.
_DrewPeacock: Uh huh.
| 4 | 1.5 | |
1420075457 | 1420118793 | t3_2qyzva | t5_2to41 | 4 | Gunpowderjunkie: TIFU by throwing away my dentures
I've been doing nothing today but cleaning with long breaks for reading, and browsing reddit, so I didn't put my dentures in. (Yes, I'm 35 and have dentures. No, I never used meth) I went to put them in an hour ago and they weren't in their cup. No biggie. I've set the... | 4 | 1 | |
1420071953 | 1420085715 | t3_2qyuv9 | t5_2to41 | 3 | ExtraBaconPlz: TIFU by flushing gauze down the toilet
Like many posts on here, this didn't happen today, but a few years ago.
BACKSTORY: When I was a sophomore in college, I developed a pilonidal cyst. For those who don't know, this is a remarkably painful cyst that develops near your tailbone right at the top of your... | 3 | 1 | |
1420076202 | 1420078228 | t3_2qz0w1 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by jacking off till my hand cramped
as the title says...
getting ready for a new years party by taking a shower. thought i would pinch one off before i got wet.
i started doin mah thang, when sudden a sharp pain in my hand made it cramp, unmovable, and have sharp pain.
it's also important to know i... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1420076494 | 1420079862 | t3_2qz19e | t5_2to41 | 3 | WhiteMacaroon: TIFU by going into the bathroom with my sisters
This happened about 15 minutes ago. So my older sister had a great idea to the bathroom and take a New Years Eve selfie. On the way to the bathroom my sister pointed out that our mom bought sparklers. We got 3 sparklers ready for us. We got a lighter and we... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1420079075 | 1420083228 | t3_2qz4q6 | t5_2to41 | 32 | AssDicks: TIFU by accidently broadcasting my spank session to a friend. [NSFW Text]
mrpielovin: Nice marketing ploy pornhub...
AssDicks: Yeah the entire post kind of reads like a marketing thing to be honest, should I edit out the names of brands and shit?
mrpielovin: I was just joking man Pornhub does need a marketi... | 5 | 6.4 | |
1420080156 | 1420157979 | t3_2qz659 | t5_2to41 | 78 | eugenetabisco: TIFU by taking a picture of my privates at a party.
This happened a couple of days ago but the FU occurred a few moments ago. I was inebriated at a holiday bash. My friends from college and I had been engaged in a long stream of texts all week. During the party a bunch of new ones had come in. As I was i... | 4 | 19.5 | |
1420079801 | 1420081394 | t3_2qz5mo | t5_2to41 | 6 | Whotella: TIFU by using a bathmat as a towel.
Now this is going to be short, just saying.
Today I went to the waterpark it was pretty fun, but that does not matter. After my Mom and I went back to the hotel room and I went to take a shower. I took my shower, came out of the shower grabbed the first thing I saw to dry ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1420081097 | 1420088609 | t3_2qz7ap | t5_2to41 | 7 | StuckinReverse89: TIFU by helping some guys out
Just to be clear so there are no misconceptions, Im a guy and Im not gay. So last night being New Years, I went out to go drink. I tried to get in contact with some buddies but they couldnt make it. So I hung out in a bar and chilled with random people. I met up with thre... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1420081968 | 1420143518 | t3_2qz8do | t5_2to41 | 21 | [deleted]: TIFU by joking around with the girl I likes dad
This happened last night on our second date, if you want to call it that. So I'm a 17 year old male and she (we'll call her Susie) is a grade below me and 16.
Last night I went over to her house to pick her up. Susie answered the door and let me in. We sit dow... | 6 | 3.5 | |
1420082172 | 1420093984 | t3_2qz8n3 | t5_2to41 | 2 | macymood: TIFU, Dropped my brand new Nexus 6
so i dropped my brand new nexus 6 and the 6 inch screen just smashed. I was crying on the inside, and then i learnt that Google's free screen replacement program is USA only. So now Motorola is like we don't replace the screens yet because the handset is so new and I'm like ... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1420082113 | 1420092430 | t3_2qz8ka | t5_2to41 | 10 | ikhmalloy: TIFU by accidentally drinked a bottle of cough syrup and spent my new year's eve with sleeping.
It was the last day before 2015 and I had planned what to do tonight and tomorrow. I hanged out at my friends's house for a party. They were talking crap and playing with stupid things that they can find in his ki... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1420083895 | 1420127519 | t3_2qzaq1 | t5_2to41 | 8 | cmacd23: TIFU by accidentally taking too much cough medicine
Not so much today as right now... I have had a bad cough so I took some delsym. Yeah never again. I'm currently spending my 18th birthday accidentally high and hiding under the covers of my bed. Happy New Year!
sidewayzsequence: Well it's too late now to chan... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1420053018 | 1420493520 | t3_2qxyi3 | t5_2to41 | 8 | irispixie: TIFU by trying to stand up in a loft bed while a fan was on at full speed.
This actually happened on Saturday, but I'll get to the story. It's about 2 AM on Saturday and my SO and I are having a good time up in the loft bed. I'm on top and my SO asks me to spin around. Instead of spinning around as I usually... | 4 | 2 | |
1420084367 | 1420084844 | t3_2qzbbm | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU at IHOP.
The waitress asked my wife and I how we were. I said fine, how are you? She said, "I am awesome."
So of course I said, "that's what I heard." With my wife sitting right there, just across from me, smiling quizzically. I immediately murmured, "I don't know what I mean." Tried the glassy smile.... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1420080817 | 1420145288 | t3_2qz6yd | t5_2to41 | 95 | Maxmon68: TIFU by sucking on a pen in class
This happened back in October, but I was too lazy to post it back then.
I should've known I was going to have a bad day when I couldn't fall asleep until 3. Unlike some people, if I don't get a good 8 hours of rest (which I usually don't), then I will not function the next d... | 6 | 15.833333 | |
1420086622 | 1420121513 | t3_2qzdxq | t5_2to41 | 18 | Loopjawz87: TIFU by not giving my barber a tip for the holidays.
So I went to go get my hair cut by my barber who happens to have cut my hair since I was five years old. In previous years, I've always given him at least five dollars in addition to what I usually tip him on top of the price for my haircut during the hol... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1420086654 | 1420175637 | t3_2qzdz0 | t5_2to41 | 184 | [deleted]: TIFU By Winning The Lottery
So this happened on the weekend but I just got back now. On Friday morning as soon as I got up I checked my lottery ticket and thought I won 30 million, all my numbers matched up here: http://www.olg.ca/lotteries/viewWinningNumbers.do
I went into a panic and frenzy, I started pac... | 6 | 30.666667 | |
1420088665 | 1420102078 | t3_2qzgce | t5_2to41 | 16 | [deleted]: TIFU by not dressing properly
I'm at a New years eve party and everyone was supposed to wear suit and tie. I'm just sitting here with my jeans, shirt and sweater. FML. What should i do?
Edit: Fixed it by getting drunk :D
EzioSC5: Go to the thrift shop and get a big ass coat and come back.
insidiousimp: Make... | 4 | 4 | |
1420087929 | 1420094760 | t3_2qzfgx | t5_2to41 | 27 | 2015throaway: TIFU by being awake for over 72 hours !
Okay, here it goes. First semester of this academic year is nearing end. Course assignments, reports, course projects..etc all were due yesterday. I had to pull in two nighters back-to-back but I completed everything except for a course project for a software engine... | 3 | 9 | |
1420086427 | 1420113216 | t3_2qzdpx | t5_2to41 | 6 | Whotella: TIFU by using a new word.
This happened quite some time ago. I was in Grade 3 and I was pretty innocent back then. You know, would not dare to swear. Before I say anything, in my class was a autistic girl. She had assistant teachers constantly keeping an eye on her. It was lunch and I was sitting with some fr... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1420089973 | 1420282980 | t3_2qzi1x | t5_2to41 | 8 | MrSuly: TIFU by smacking lips with the wrong girl at New years.
Happened 20 minutes ago. Im at a New Years party.
Spot girl of my dreams across the room, I run over to her to try to kiss her before the ball drops. I spin this girl around and start making out with her, open my eyes and I fucked up. This was not the gir... | 4 | 2 | |
1420090275 | 1420160734 | t3_2qzif6 | t5_2to41 | 167 | grandmafuthrowaway: TIFU by asking my grandmother for a naked photo
Throwaway for obvious reasons, but this just happened 5 minutes ago. It's been 23 minutes into the new year and I fucked up BAD.
At 12, I got a text from an unknown number saying "HAPPY NEW YEARS HONEY I LOVE YOU" followed by a ton of X's and O's. I t... | 7 | 23.857143 | |
1420084197 | 1420129872 | t3_2qzb49 | t5_2to41 | 9 | NotBeforeCoffee: TIFU by wearing my glasses while getting sick
So like a good section of the US I sit here on NYE sick.
The problems start when I head to the bathroom to do normal bathroom things. Suddenly my stomach gives the warning for an emergency evacuation. Thankfully I'm able to get into position and on the fir... | 3 | 3 | |
1420090497 | 1420091632 | t3_2qzioc | t5_2to41 | 6 | jacksrdtt: TIFU By stopping at a international super market on my way home from work.
So, it's December 31st. Can't wait until the middle of the night to watch the fireworks. (I live in Orlando florida, right next to Disney.) After I got off work this morning I stopped by this grocery store that sells all kinds of prod... | 3 | 2 | |
1420087055 | 1420149231 | t3_2qzeg6 | t5_2to41 | 27 | daprice82: TIFU by getting trapped at work on NYE
I'm lame, and as such had no real plans for New Years Eve. It was 8:30pm and I'm at dinner with my wife when my boss calls. Something has gone wrong with our backup tape at work and someone needs to go up there. Since I'm eating nearby and am sober and have no plans any... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1420087977 | 1420113839 | t3_2qzfiz | t5_2to41 | 35 | Electric_Strudel: TIFU by starting a lawnmower without a shirt on.
8am, cue mom banging on my door to get the lawnmower started for my brother who couldn't figure it out.
Half asleep, I trudge outside into the grass and assume the position of ignition.
I firmly grasped the plastic fob at the end of pull-cord and wi... | 4 | 8.75 | |
1420092833 | 1420119727 | t3_2qzljd | t5_2to41 | 63 | [deleted]: TIFU by letting my mum clean my room
This happened a few months ago but still haunts me to this day. As a 16 y/o male, with hormones at a all time high, "spanking the monkey" is part of my daily routine. I would do it at least once a day, sometimes even more. But this also means that a lot of tissue paper ar... | 6 | 10.5 | |
1420082473 | 1420110175 | t3_2qz90k | t5_2to41 | 14 | CreepyMinerLance: TIFU by sending Eminem lyrics to my mom
This happened today. Oh fuck.
Me and my friend were playing a game where we had to copy and paste rappers lines to each other and see which one was harder than the other. I thought of Eminem lyrics one round so I copied and pasted it onto the message bar, and ... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1420094066 | 1420105202 | t3_2qzmxd | t5_2to41 | 10 | lcag0t: TIFU by listening my dad and not asking information before coming to US
Hey, I am an exchange student from Turkey, right now living in Los Angeles. I have just came to LA, so I'm still feel dizzy. Yet, I accumulated all the energy I need to go outside to create a new bank account here, so I can just transfer my... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1420094915 | 1430329040 | t3_2qzntq | t5_2to41 | 8,706 | scranton_PA: TIFU by opening my mouth and saying 5 words
My dad and my six-year-old sister often have playful "fights" about who my mom likes better. It's kinda stupid, but she's a kid so whatever. I was home for new years, and I hear my sister and dad at it again, jokingly making up silly ways why Mom likes either of ... | 11 | 791.454545 | |
1420095527 | 1420100997 | t3_2qzoie | t5_2to41 | 12 | PurgeFucked: TIFU by playing an Emergency Broadcast System Purge prank on my friend.
Reddit, it's not really me who fucked up, but it was a close friend, copied off his blog. It really scares me what people will do if there was no law.
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Today, I played an emer... | 3 | 4 | |
1420095948 | 1420096323 | t3_2qzoxq | t5_2to41 | 5 | DakotaRayne: TIFU By Trying to Catch A Shovel
I was just at a new years party with my family and friends. There was a shovel on the ground so I just kept tapping it, and so I thought, "I wonder if I can catch it by knocking it up high enough. Big Mistake. I put too much pressure under it, and it hit me perfectly on my ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1420096835 | 1420105954 | t3_2qzpvt | t5_2to41 | 7 | Tetsujidane: TIFU by not understanding time on New Years.
So my kinda-girlfriend-kinda-not and I started being together on New Years of last year. Now, a year later, she's staying over at my place so we can have a few drinks and watch the ball drop. She gets tired and it's obvious she's going to fall asleep so I decide... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1420097435 | 1420097803 | t3_2qzqia | t5_2to41 | 4 | Ashifkillz: Tifu by being late to 3 different new years events in a row
So my friends and I planned to go spend the night out and party. So on the way there we had to stop and wait for one of our friends to reach us by subway. We lost 20 minutes there and we were already late. So on the last stop before the event area ... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1420099199 | 1420099722 | t3_2qzs4p | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by staying up to late
I'll try my best to keep this brief because I'm extremely disappointed with myself and now 2015 will be a constant reminder. Well it's safe to say I started the new year of good trying to uphold all of my New Years revolutions. After hanging with my friends and being out to late I... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1420098987 | 1420115031 | t3_2qzryw | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by making my mom a PSN account
Hi reddit.
So I was borrowing my mom's phone one day and came across the Playstation app. I had just started my account a few months ago on my somewhat new ps vita and thought it would be a good idea to make my mom an account so we can message eachother through playstatio... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1420098674 | 1420141648 | t3_2qzrox | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to be flirty
This actually happened 3 days ago,but as the story goes:
I was hanging out with a girl I am really into,and we were just hanging out in her room watching movies. Her and I have been friends for quite some time,so I knew her iphone's passcode.I decided to be playful and take h... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1420101813 | 1420193523 | t3_2qzuly | t5_2to41 | 7 | clitoral-combat: TIFU by trying to be nice to drunken girls
TIFU by being a decent person. Holy fuck. So, it's New Year's (in 'Murica) and I'm at a friend's house for the celebration. Of course we're all drunk as fuck, me making out with my best chick friend, our boyfriends watching, the whole bit. It was awesome. Unti... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1420101293 | 1420160001 | t3_2qzu54 | t5_2to41 | 14 | [deleted]: Tifu - almost shot my mom
Tifu this actually happened 9 years ago, when I was 6 years old.
So a little back story, I was born in turkey and moved to Canada at age 4. Anyways, when I was 6, me, My mom, and my older brother decide to go on a vacation and visit. Now, where I come from, guns and such are very ... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1420104153 | 1420106883 | t3_2qzwko | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by telling a girl I liked that I like her
This is not a big FU, but I definitely learned my lesson. So I liked this girl for a while, ever since 6th grade (I am now in 9th grade). I got kind of close with her this year. We talked a lot and watched the same tv show and just little stuff like that. Well m... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1420100676 | 1420118798 | t3_2qztks | t5_2to41 | 11 | viciouslyhappy: TIFU by having all of the clocks in my household 3 minutes late.
I think you all know what that inevitably leads to on New Years Eve.
Short and simple, I was hosting a small party of a few friends (4, to be exact) to watch the ball drop and raise our glasses of cider. Initially, around 15-30 minutes be... | 5 | 2.2 | |
1420105597 | 1420123118 | t3_2qzxo3 | t5_2to41 | 24 | Dubzg: TIFU by telling my girlfriend i kissed another girl last new years
Hello reddit,
today, i fucked up big time by giving my girlfriend the worst new years eve present of all and throwing into question our whole relationship.
Heres a little context:
Me and my gf have been dating for almost 16 months, the whole ti... | 4 | 6 | |
1420108681 | 1420109901 | t3_2qzzzf | t5_2to41 | 10 | Uskelm: TIFU by getting drunk
Happy new year guys,
Was at a New Year party then I woke up in my bed with my clothes full of puke. I don't remember anything. Will update when my friends wake up and tell me what the fuck I've done.
EDIT: Here we go. Still a little dizzy, excuse any grammatical mistakes because English ... | 5 | 2 | |
1420109884 | 1420112106 | t3_2r00v6 | t5_2to41 | 20 | D-i-l-l-o-n: TIFU by throwing my friend down, kicking him on the ground, and choking him.
I'm new, so I'm sorry if I did something wrong on this post. Enough about me being new...I was going to a party tonight to celebrate the new year. I already went, but left to go home so I could kiss my girlfriend at midnight and s... | 6 | 3.333333 | |
1420110661 | 1420156479 | t3_2r01g5 | t5_2to41 | 3 | DatEmoTho: TIFU by picking up the phone, then swearing at my mum - feat. /u/GumZai
This happened a while ago, but I thought it was worth a TIFU.
Some context: I had been chatting with my friends all day through texts and phone calls. We were all very casual towards each other, swearing and trash talking a lot, so we ... | 7 | 0.428571 | |
1420105254 | 1420126224 | t3_2qzxe9 | t5_2to41 | 7 | bmmbooshoot: TIFU By effectively poisoning myself
I have had, in the past, mild reactions to alcohol. Mostly skin. I get the "Asian Flush" and red hives occasionally. But the most alcohol I have ever had has been the smaller amounts in restaurant drinks. Not even a whole one, I usually split it with my SO.
Recently at... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1420116994 | 1420118513 | t3_2r0619 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by being ill, downing malibu far too fast and letting my mouth run...
You can guarantee whenever life throws shit it splatters in more than one way. Not only did I have the misfortune of catching tonsillitis from my parents for Christmas, mother nature came slip-a-slidin' around the corner, jowls judder... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1420117491 | 1420118248 | t3_2r06fl | t5_2to41 | 5 | blurrymind: TIFU, I guess that's one way to bring in the New Year.
Desterix: Was that text from your wife?
blurrymind: Nah, just a girl I've been seeing. Way to go me.
| 3 | 1.666667 | |
1420117955 | 1420126999 | t3_2r06t8 | t5_2to41 | 12 | MrSkerz: TIFU by leading my boss on....
TIFU by leading my boss on... So I work third shift (10pm to 6am) and people call off all the time on first shift. this morning was no different. a guy calls the office, my boss answers. he tells me that someone isn't coming in today because his son has a fever and that I have to... | 5 | 2.4 |
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