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1420121513 | 1420141162 | t3_2r09nu | t5_2to41 | 47 | James_Josiah: TIFU by shaving my head
I am what some people like to call bald. I have had the same haircut since I was eighteen, I'll be thirty six this year.
I normally just run the clippers over my melon without a comb on them as my wife prefers the tiny amount of stubble they leave to being actually cue ball smooth... | 7 | 6.714286 | |
1420120436 | 1420165781 | t3_2r08ql | t5_2to41 | 45 | kSharp93: TIFU by getting drunk and spending 82 dollars on a 4 mile drive home
Just needed to get this out there. Last night I made plans with friends for NYE that required almost no money because I'm broke and need money for rent and whatnot. So we we pregame then go to a house party. I got pretty drunk and by 12:30 o... | 15 | 3 | |
1420124315 | 1420148374 | t3_2r0cd3 | t5_2to41 | 18 | Nickdunn116: TIFU by falling asleep while dog sitting.
So an old high school teacher asked me to watch his 2 dogs for four days. I agreed.
When I got to his house I soon learned these dogs were hyperactive little pieces of hell. They jump, claw, bite, and terrorize every human they see. And I had to stay all day and ... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1420125293 | 1420127911 | t3_2r0deh | t5_2to41 | 2 | Sixteen_Million: TIFU by having a civilized discussion on the internet.
KillermooseD: 1st Amendment is dead yo.
agentlame: Uh, that's not how the Bill of Rights works, yo.
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1420123728 | 1420127166 | t3_2r0bru | t5_2to41 | 8 | BillCosbysBartender: TIFU by mixing a Bill Cosby for a friend at my New Year's Eve party
Let me start out by saying I am a beer drinker, a light beer drinker. I very seldom drink any hard liquor. Yesterday I decided to have a last minute New Years party. I had a large selection of partial bottles of liquor from past pa... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1420124768 | 1420140381 | t3_2r0cu6 | t5_2to41 | 11 | pacmaz: TIFU by lighting up firecracker with a cigarette
So we were celebrating NYE. There were shitloads of firecrackers and before going from my friend's house to the disco I tried to light up the firecracker with my cigarette, which I've done dozens of times before. That fucking firecracker is big like index finger ... | 4 | 2.75 | |
1420129664 | 1420190416 | t3_2r0iuw | t5_2to41 | 115 | BigBadBruce: TIFU by talking to a coworker about Shadow of Mordor
I always talk about gaming with a friend at work and I have just recently purchased an Xbox One and Shadow of Mordor. Today, I was describing an encounter with an orc captain which ended in my death via throwing spear. At some point, I half-shouted, "I... | 6 | 19.166667 | |
1420131388 | 1420132369 | t3_2r0lao | t5_2to41 | 9 | [deleted]: TIFU by Getting Drunk And losing the Girl of my Dreams 'NSFW'
Back Ground information on me, Im 5"10 210 and built solid. I recently got rid of all body piercings and so I look normal, also Im not hot Im average. And I had recently gotten out of a year relationship where I was cheated on.
Anyway So on to th... | 3 | 3 | |
1420133405 | 1420141817 | t3_2r0og1 | t5_2to41 | 7 | [deleted]: TIFU by writing "Satan loves you" on my teacher's whiteboard
As with most of these, this didn't happen today, but rather on the day before school break.
I'll make this short and sweet. My English teacher has a clipboard where you sign out books of hers, and it's sitting on the whiteboard. When she left, I q... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1420134670 | 1420166772 | t3_2r0qf8 | t5_2to41 | 58 | [deleted]: TIFU by being an accidental racist
I used to work in a hospital and one of the Indian nurses, Susan, always brought in a home-made lunch. One day, she offered me a taste of her delicious curry and I complimented her cooking. Susan was quite pleased at the praise and promised that she would cook some more tha... | 5 | 11.6 | |
1420133293 | 1420209108 | t3_2r0o9u | t5_2to41 | 23 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to show off in front of my crush.
Well, this is not much of an *intense* fuck up though. This happened last year. But yeah, this was how it went. It was during our basketball coaching session. Our basketball court was an outdoor version. Our coach told all of us to line up. We had both the boy... | 3 | 7.666667 | |
1420135022 | 1420147319 | t3_2r0qy3 | t5_2to41 | 23 | GotFistedByPopeye: TIFU by being attracted to Popeye and his...
datminiitxdo: what is with all of these new "labels" that beat around the bush of reality? cisgender? Come on man you're gay and there's nothing wrong with that.
Phrynicus: You complain about labels and then label him? He's pretty fucking weird, but I be... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1420133423 | 1420136133 | t3_2r0oh9 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by deleting my reddit account
TIFU by deleting my reddit account..
I was playing around with random settings in Alien Blue and thought I did something unrepairable.
I deleted my reddit account because I thought I could just recreate it with the same username.
Nope..
So, since my old username was noel... | 4 | 2 | |
1420137219 | 1420240538 | t3_2r0uhf | t5_2to41 | 5 | yomommastank: TIFU 2015. Already fucked up
Here I am feeling guilty about last night. Last night was going smoove and was enjoying the New Years. First went to a party that felt like a reunion just because old friends were together enjoying the company.
3am everyone left the gathering and went to another party, but I... | 5 | 1 | |
1420136931 | 1420138561 | t3_2r0u0p | t5_2to41 | 6 | abont: TIFU by telling my parents I haven't gone to the bathroom since last year.
Cfx99: My guess, you got trolled. I've done similar things to my kids knowing full well they were making a joke.
abont: My parents were serious. I could hear it on their voices. Also, I run cross country so I am fully aware if the impor... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1420137497 | 1420145673 | t3_2r0uz3 | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU By falling asleep with an Ipad Air 2 on my bed..
To those interested how my Ipad Air 2 (which I actually bought 2 weeks ago) looks, here you go: http://i.imgur.com/vNmmW7S.jpg
I hope you started of your year better than I did..
Spaceballer: Unless you're 1000 lbs, I'm honestly not sure how you did thi... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1420136868 | 1420141691 | t3_2r0tx1 | t5_2to41 | 7 | LookOfRegret: TIFU by getting laid
Cfx99: Dude, you're doing it again. Focus on the fact that she took care of you. Have you been honest with your conditions?
LookOfRegret: Yes, she has bipolar and ocd too, so she gets it mostly
Cfx99: Just go easy on yourself and remember what your therapist teaches you. If she gets... | 4 | 1.75 | |
1420139343 | 1420238897 | t3_2r0y54 | t5_2to41 | 9,957 | ryder_strong: TIFU by letting a Korean girl pretend to be my wife
So this happened to me a few days ago.
I am heading back to Toronto after a lovely Christmas in Belize. I am in line to clear customs at the Houston airport, because for some reason you need to clear US customs even if you're transiting through to Cana... | 13 | 765.923077 | |
1420140639 | 1420173448 | t3_2r10fe | t5_2to41 | 766 | the-mad-madam-mim: TIFU by getting naked on cam
I signed up for a game of video poker today. Before my game I decided to try on a bunch of clothes too see if I had lost enough weight to wear them, I did not realise that the game starts automatically and your web cam turns on. So today nine men saw me huffing, puffing, ... | 8 | 95.75 | |
1420140767 | 1420178883 | t3_2r10ng | t5_2to41 | 8 | th1987: TIFU by ruining a Caribbean vacation...
So last night was NYE, and I proceeded to lose my wallet, with ID. I am flying from LGA to FLL tomorrow at 10 am to join my family on our yearly cruise. So.. I have no ID to get on plane or onto the boat. Not sure what to do besides call NY state to get new ID or Delta to... | 6 | 1.333333 | |
1420139152 | 1420216563 | t3_2r0xsb | t5_2to41 | 105 | Limpinator: TIFU By complamenting a little girls shoes.
So I was visiting my grandma this morning for we were gonna hang out for the day. She lives in a pretty small apartment complex that is for mostly old people and Russians. I rarely ever see any young people there. So I enter the complex, call the elevator and wait... | 5 | 21 | |
1420141068 | 1420169998 | t3_2r1164 | t5_2to41 | 901 | osk1123: TIFU by calling the cops on a party
As is usually not the case, this fuck-up occurred today in the very early morning. A little background: I'm a high school senior who went through a bad breakup with my girlfriend as of a couple months ago. We go to a catholic high school, so we had this "kairos / senior retr... | 11 | 81.909091 | |
1420142136 | 1420150215 | t3_2r12xs | t5_2to41 | 148 | TheOrangeAlchemist: TIFU by bringing in poisonous cheesecake
So lets go back a few weeks... I was making a Japanese Cheese Cake for a Japanese class project. I really have know cooking experience whatsoever (My fanciest self made meal is grilled cheese), and being the idiot I am, decided to make a complex cheesecake fo... | 6 | 24.666667 | |
1420139428 | 1420145462 | t3_2r0yad | t5_2to41 | 7 | flamingmenudo: TIFU by leaving my backup hard drive in a cabin
Over the holiday, I stayed at small cabin resort in the mountains. It was a snowy wonderland. But a day after I got home, I realized that I had lost my portable hard drive that I use as a physical backup of all my files.
It’s not the only backup I have of ... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1420143828 | 1420169296 | t3_2r15xz | t5_2to41 | 30 | bellumgerere: TIFU by pretending to stab someone
So this happened about 6 or so years ago when I was 9. At this time, I was really into swords and stuff like that, and would always run around outside waving a stick in the air. I had recently seen the first Narnia movie and made my attempt to reenact one of the fight sc... | 5 | 6 | |
1420129520 | 1420145548 | t3_2r0ing | t5_2to41 | 34 | manniefabian: TIFU by giving my Dad Doctor Whore instead of Doctor Who.
So i normally watch the Doctor Who episodes with my Dad, but this time i was really tired and just wanted to sleep and he wanted to watch it.
This happened a few days ago when the Christmas Special came out.
So i went on Kickass Torrents to downl... | 3 | 11.333333 | |
1420145851 | 1420159302 | t3_2r19fy | t5_2to41 | 15 | UltraMegaEgg: TIFU by taking my break and not going back to work
Things have been rough at work and at home, so rough that I am freaking out. I failed my classes and suck at college, this is my second attempt at it all. Then my holidays get ruined because my girlfriend and I broke up on Christmas tried to make it work... | 7 | 2.142857 | |
1420145917 | 1420161733 | t3_2r19k6 | t5_2to41 | 50 | [deleted]: TIFU By being too poor to buy lottery tickets
I'm a 32-year-old single mom living in Amsterdam.
This morning I woke up to several text from friends, asking me my post code. I had no idea what they were talking about until I checked Facebook.
In The Netherlands we have this thing called the 'post code lo... | 4 | 12.5 | |
1420147906 | 1420711620 | t3_2r1d3q | t5_2to41 | 104 | [deleted]: TIFU by vomiting on my vagina.
I woke up this morning hungover (I *also* fucked up today by drinking too much), and having to pee. Apparently I also had to vomit. I didn't have time to change positions. I was sitting on the toilet (peeing).
I vomited straight down. Luckily all of the vomit went into the toil... | 7 | 14.857143 | |
1420147140 | 1420160463 | t3_2r1bsd | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by wanking on the bathroom
nofap35: That's hot. /r/NoFap /r/pornfree
[deleted]: I'll probably try that so I won't get caught again.
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1420148426 | 1420157181 | t3_2r1e06 | t5_2to41 | 128 | Enwhyare: TIFU by sending a New Years text to the wrong person
So this happened last night at exactly 12am when 2015 was finally rung in. Not the best way to start the new year but it happened so I cant change that now.
Me and my girlfriend have been dating for the past year and a bit and even though I act like I thin... | 7 | 18.285714 | |
1420150069 | 1420187011 | t3_2r1gze | t5_2to41 | 36 | DCRogue: TIFU by Pretending to be friends with a guy I delivered a pizza to.
This happened a few years ago. I delivered pizza on the weekends for some extra cash. I was taking a phone order from a gentleman who claimed "he usually has a 5 dollar off coupon, but forgot it today, can I help him out?" I jokingly tell him ... | 3 | 12 | |
1420150415 | 1420151225 | t3_2r1hks | t5_2to41 | 13 | poblanovagina: TIFU by Fire-Roasting Poblano Peppers
Throwaway, because co-workers know my normal username.
This happened just last night. Getting home after ringing in the new year, Husband and I decided to make ourselves a post-midnight snack. Deciding on Mexican, I grabbed a poblano pepper off the counter and stu... | 3 | 4.333333 | |
1420150635 | 1420152727 | t3_2r1i0a | t5_2to41 | 1 | [deleted]: TIFU by checking in my carry on baggage
This happened today when my airline offered to check in my bulky carry on bag for free. Without thinking twice, I jumped at that offer and gave it to them without realizing it has no name tags on.
Now, I am at my final destination, the bag is no where to be seen and I... | 3 | 0.333333 | |
1420150406 | 1420214977 | t3_2r1hkb | t5_2to41 | 124 | jellybeanbean: TIFU by getting locked out of my apartment at 4am in my underwear
Yep unfortunately it's true - I got locked out my apartment practically naked! I just snapped out of a trance (possible sleepwalking / drunken haze) and there I was, holding my boobs wearing a tiny pink pair of pants and that was it!! No p... | 6 | 20.666667 | |
1420151183 | 1420195405 | t3_2r1izd | t5_2to41 | 350 | raphi809: TIFU by making Johnny Manziel ruin somebody's new year
I should start off by saying that I am a horrible story teller and still feeling the effects of last night so this story and my grammar might be a little all over the place.
I live in Miami and I am a big J.Cole fan, for those of you who might not know w... | 6 | 58.333333 | |
1420147492 | 1420161957 | t3_2r1cdx | t5_2to41 | 80 | Feed_Me_Tea: TIFU by not listening to my Aunt.
Like most TIFU's, this didn't happen today, but a good few years ago. I just thought it would be a funny story to share.
I was about 10 years old, and I was staying with my Aunt who lived on a farm. Usually, the my older cousins (all guys) would go help out on the farm w... | 4 | 20 | |
1420151634 | 1420183934 | t3_2r1jrr | t5_2to41 | 7 | Jf5ve: TIFU when trying to use stairs
Whelp, today, this morning to be precise I fucked up.
So New Years Eve I went out to party and ring in the new year with a buddy and started drinking around 8. Went down to a bar and continued drinking and dancing and having a grand ol time. We left the bar around 3 and decide to ... | 6 | 1.166667 | |
1420154146 | 1420240067 | t3_2r1o4l | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by pissing in the locker room
So I run cross country for our school and we're all super tight. So one day, I was taking a piss in the urinal before I put all my clothes on. Next thing I know I see a little stream coming from the right...then I see another one coming from the left...next thing I know 5 s... | 3 | 1 | |
1420154345 | 1420211587 | t3_2r1ogm | t5_2to41 | 983 | [deleted]: TIFU by grabbing a stranger's boob on an airplane, then thanking her for it.
This happened on my flight a few days ago. It's helpful to note I'm female, because if I were a guy I'm sure this whole event would have ended much worse.
I was returning to the states after a month in Tel Aviv, on a red eye flight... | 11 | 89.363636 | |
1420155129 | 1420198128 | t3_2r1psm | t5_2to41 | 12 | _Decimation: TIFU by taking a picture of my computer
This happened about 5 minutes ago. So I'm using my dank computer and my little brother walks in. My little brother is fucking obnoxious and freaks out about anything.
So I'm taking a picture of my keyboard because it looks pretty cool. (It's a Corsair Vengeance K70 ... | 6 | 2 | |
1420155068 | 1420163148 | t3_2r1poo | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU By Factory-Reseting My Mothers Phone.
So for Christmas this year, I got an Android Phone.
As I was installing 'Android Device Manager', (An official Google app that lets you find phones with GPS, lock them, and even erase them), I saw an old Samsung Galaxy Nexus on the list.
Thinking it was my old p... | 4 | 2 | |
1420156301 | 1420157340 | t3_2r1rsp | t5_2to41 | 0 | [deleted]: Tifu: By installing chrome on my sisters computer.
Today my sisters new laptop came in, she was using it and I glanced and said "why are you using internet explorer?" She then responded "Because its fast and, I like it." When she sat her laptop down, I quickly installed chrome on it. She came back and said ... | 6 | 0 | |
1420156250 | 1420161214 | t3_2r1rpi | t5_2to41 | 35 | reallysrry: TIFU by burning my genitals....
Happy New Years, or unhappy should I say,
So here I find myself sick, 4 days before New Years. Bam, knock back meds and vitamin c. Fast forward to New Years night. Playing it say, avoiding alcohol, I stay sober. Still Wake up today still feeling sick. After the waves of vomi... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1420156146 | 1420161760 | t3_2r1rj7 | t5_2to41 | 24 | bimbimbimbim: TIFU by trusting my friend
Last night I went out to a club for NYE with my boyfriend and some friends, drank tequila, danced (badly) to shit EDM, then left and got home at 5AM with a 3 friends. Two of my friends are actually a couple, and since I didn't really want them to have sex in my flat I asked if s... | 6 | 4 | |
1420157781 | 1420214947 | t3_2r1ucd | t5_2to41 | 238 | TinaGey: TIFU by trusting deaf people
So in college I had a friend who was deaf. He lost his hearing in his teens so he could still speak, but he knew sign language as well. Anyways, at some point he started teaching me sign language. It wasn't a lot, but just random stuff like greetings, letters, and weather.
Fast fo... | 7 | 34 | |
1420100133 | 1420213941 | t3_2qzt3h | t5_2to41 | 1 | Digimonami: TIFU by ruining childhoods on New Year's Day
We had a New Year Celebration event in our apartment building, with dinner and drinks and stuff. Since the adults were socializing, my cousin and I were mass babysitting. There was a huge screen and a projector setup, so we decided to screen a movie for the kids.... | 8 | 0.125 | |
1420158228 | 1420161543 | t3_2r1v5z | t5_2to41 | 6 | [deleted]: TIFU by defacating in my friend's bathtub
LordFireCrotch: I had a significant other that used to pass out randomly. Even without drinking or smoking anything. She'd get light headed and pass out. Once she passed out on the way to the bathroom and defecated all over the carpet in the hallway. She's physicall... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1420158277 | 1420161607 | t3_2r1v98 | t5_2to41 | 56 | [deleted]: TIFU by being born with Aspergers
Let me guess, you cringed while reading the headline of this post? I'm not surprised. My parents always treated me like I was fully autistic, even though I only exhibit a few characteristics of it, including tourettes, anxiety, severe OCD, and yes, the hand flapping. As soon... | 3 | 18.666667 | |
1420158487 | 1420236078 | t3_2r1vld | t5_2to41 | 35 | [deleted]: TIFU by starting off the new year depressed (x-post /r/offmychest)
Be ready for it, bit of a long one.
You'll need my age before you read this or it might not make total sense, I'm 16 years old This is something that's been going on since the beginning of my last school year that started after summer of 201... | 6 | 5.833333 | |
1420159137 | 1420222519 | t3_2r1wn3 | t5_2to41 | 16 | Pm_me_your_ladyhumps: TIFU by stealing my money.
This was a time ago. I do not have the cuts on my feet anymore, but it hurt.
Now back when Angry Birds was pretty big, my dad had gone to Mexico to visit some family. After a week or so, he came back with three Angry Bird piggy banks. I saved that up for a year and I re... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1420160756 | 1420163277 | t3_2r1zc2 | t5_2to41 | 2 | mcdee44: TIFU by scaming someone
mcdee44: I'm on mobile I didn't see the bottoms words please ignore them
nickpapa34: ONE CANNOT UNSEE, WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN!
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1420160188 | 1420179040 | t3_2r1ye4 | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by sending my mother the wrong link. (SPOILERS Legend of Korra S4 finale, but you probably know about it already)
Tonight I made dinner from an interesting recipe that I wanted to send to my mother. Well, I got the recipe off Google on my iPad. So I went there, copied the link and sent it to her. Google... | 4 | 2 | |
1420160984 | 1420162922 | t3_2r1zp6 | t5_2to41 | 25 | [deleted]: TIFU by snooping around my moms email
This was 15 years ago.
When I turned 16 my parents bought me my first computer for my birthday. I had to set up the internet myself because they had no idea how it worked and it was this crazy newfangled thing. After it's set up my mom wants me to set her up with email... | 4 | 6.25 | |
1420162709 | 1420166696 | t3_2r22md | t5_2to41 | 22 | SheIsNotMyWife: TIFU by drinking too much at a NYE party and accidentally having a threesome
STARKNed: I've never been upset that the TIFU wasn't me. Congrats on the titillating threesome
SheIsNotMyWife: I'm not going to lie, Diane's tits in my face was pretty awesome. Jack's fist... not so much.
STARKNed: Diane soun... | 5 | 4.4 | |
1420162869 | 1420173963 | t3_2r22ws | t5_2to41 | 14 | noicloudplease: TIFU by letting my sister borrow my old iPhone
Recently, my sister's iPhone broke. Me being the amazing sister I am, let her borrow my old iPhone that I no longer use. We switched SIM cards so she could use her number, and felt good about doing something nice for once.
Fast forward to a week later she ... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1420161405 | 1420174049 | t3_2r20dz | t5_2to41 | 3 | everythinginbetween: TIFU by over exaggerating and getting high
Little Backstory: I liked a girl and she liked me. We had been talking for a while. A whole year actually. We just never wanted to date. We never had sex, but we sexted often.
One night we had a little argument and I had decided I was done with her. The ... | 3 | 1 | |
1420164219 | 1420170462 | t3_2r256j | t5_2to41 | 5 | BethlazarTheGnome: TIFU by standing too close to a music player
Of course, this happened 15 or so years ago. Came up today because the song 'Don't stand so close to me' by The Police came on the radio while I was with my wife and daughter.
My parents had just gotten a music player through the cable company. You could ... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1420164913 | 1420167662 | t3_2r26bx | t5_2to41 | 15 | wileypeyote44: TIFU by letting my BF convince me to buy (and smuggle) peyote from Mexico
kylejg: I'm not American or Mexican, but I'm pretty sure that when you enter into the US from Mexico, you're stopped by US border patrol, not Mexican border patrol, and they're not going to take your $11 dollar "fine" as a bribe f... | 3 | 5 | |
1420163922 | 1420181150 | t3_2r24o7 | t5_2to41 | 15 | Machomanrandicabbage: TIFU by hitting a piñata
Yesterday was my 17th birthday and we also happened to be having a family reunion this week. Angry grandparents crying babies the whole nine yards. So after dinner my Mom announces that we have a piñata, and all the kids go nuts. We all go out to the garage to break apart ... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1420167731 | 1420167985 | t3_2r2b1x | t5_2to41 | 2 | [deleted]: TIFU by running on a concrete phone with my phone and dropping it, breaking the case
My second post on reddit, so sorry for any mistakes:
Today I was bored, so I went into my unfinished basement, which had some office stuff.
I then proceeded to notice that an old pair of toy handcuffs were broken, and the... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1420168365 | 1420171160 | t3_2r2c33 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by sitting in front row at the movies.
http://i.imgur.com/MCgNGXM.jpg
All I can say is that my neck still hurts and I didn't enjoy the movie.
NukEvil: Now imagine that the movie is The Perfect Storm, and you have my stepmom's movie experience several years ago.
equregs: which was?
NukEvil: She literall... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1420171280 | 1420218897 | t3_2r2gqj | t5_2to41 | 9 | Notacoolbro: TIFU by calling cream "Skin-color" while talking to a black kid
Of course this didn't really happen today, but it was about a month ago. To preface this, I should tell you a bit about myself. Im fourteen (for like another two weeks), male, and freshman at our local high school. I live in a small, wealthy ... | 3 | 3 | |
1420167699 | 1420213183 | t3_2r2azt | t5_2to41 | 49 | brewski4broski: TIFU by telling my friend I'm into Cuckold's (NSFW story)
Fogharballs: Well atleast you dominated the conversation ...
EmeraldwhEat: Alpha as fuck
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1420172132 | 1420185014 | t3_2r2i62 | t5_2to41 | 27 | [deleted]: TIFU by searching friends and family on public access court records
Today I decided to make use of public access court records. I ended up finding out the father of my best friend for 18 years (I'm 22) was convicted of 3rd degree criminal sexual conduct against a minor in 1995, and had a previous marriage. A... | 5 | 5.4 | |
1420172775 | 1420216141 | t3_2r2j8m | t5_2to41 | 43 | sayitwithme1123: TIFU by eating pizza.
Tifu by eating a piece of pizza after ariving an hour late to a nrw years party. I walk into a new years party and there were three pizzas. There were two slices left so I grabbed one. The host immediately jumps my shit right when I ate one bite. He yells "That's for my kids! They... | 9 | 4.777778 | |
1420168767 | 1420188756 | t3_2r2cra | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU Choking the chicken is easier than choking the rooster (got that joke out of the way)
About six months ago my 7 y.o. hatched and raised 4 chickens with 4H. In a moment of abstraction I suggested that I would build a coop for them rather than give them away as was the original plan.
About four weeks ag... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1420172504 | 1420180909 | t3_2r2isi | t5_2to41 | 5 | Maguffin8817: TIFU my Facebook Profile Picture
TIFU my girlfriends reputation. So my gf at the time (circa 2009, sophomore in highschool), started to get very comfortable with me. At the time, we had been dating for six months and sex was a new thing for both of us. She thought it would be sexy to email me pictures of ... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1420175887 | 1420178939 | t3_2r2o8p | t5_2to41 | 6 | whoamiwhoareyou2: TIFU by not looking first
In my house, the main floor is set up to be very open with a few "doorways" but no actual doors in them. I was talking to my dad with my back to a wall where one of the doorways is. long story short, turned around to leave the room and ended up walking into the door frame ins... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1420176706 | 1420313744 | t3_2r2pit | t5_2to41 | 13 | DiamondTortuga: TIFU by agreeing to deliver a pizza after I clocked out
So here's the story.
We had a very busy day at work today and overall the store had a pretty bad day in terms of making the correct orders and what not. I'm a pretty easy-going person, i'll do what's needed to do, etc. Today around 9 pm we had a c... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1420173459 | 1420192386 | t3_2r2kbn | t5_2to41 | 16 | Doctor_Arkham: TIFU by unwittingly burning my already depressed friend.
So this happened about an hour ago, and, well...fuck.
Background: I have a friend who's whole personal life is..a fucked up situation. Without going into detail, her parents are divorced after tons of cheating and she has major trust issues. It to... | 6 | 2.666667 | |
1420178442 | 1420226925 | t3_2r2s4z | t5_2to41 | 2 | cndr: TIFU by trying to shout the Jeopardy! answer before my dad
Happened a few years ago.
Dad and I are Jeopardy! warriors. He got me into it when I was little and I almost made it onto Kid Jeopardy when I was 11. Sometimes I'm good competition for him.
But sometimes I fuck up.
He and I were eating dinner alone one... | 6 | 0.333333 | |
1420179126 | 1420179895 | t3_2r2t6a | t5_2to41 | 5 | poethetortoise: TIFU by accidentally watching the last episode of Sherlock
I just started watching the show Sherlock and I logged into Netflix to watch the last episode of the first season. Everything was going great and I was surprised to see how exciting the episode had gotten seeing how the first two had been only m... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1420214776 | 1420257395 | t3_2r2v5c | t5_2to41 | 34 | afineedge: At the age of 8, the older kid should absolutely know better than this. It might seem like an overreaction, but I'd be looking real close at a kid that age doing sick stuff like this. Even at eight years old, I would have seriously avoided any other kid who said out loud that microwaving a living being would... | 7 | 4.857143 | |
1420181243 | 1420255555 | t3_2r2w6k | t5_2to41 | 17 | chrisjsully: TIFU by looking for my birthday presents in my parent's closet
First post so don't be too brutal on me. This fuck up happened about a year ago and I was just curious as to what I was getting for my birthday. I'm an 18 year old male but I still love snooping around for presents.
So what happened exactly w... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1420182110 | 1420198992 | t3_2r2xce | t5_2to41 | 10 | tifulj: TIFU by letting my family and friends know that I watched gay porn on NYE
Last night, I got pretty fucked up by myself. When I get fucked up, I like watching porn but not because it turns me on but because I think it's funny. I went to pornhub and was watching random porn vids including some gay one (I am strai... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1420182734 | 1420189155 | t3_2r2y6b | t5_2to41 | 18 | AOchs: TIFU by pissing off a crazy activist
This happened to me last week.
I'm a writer that investigates and covers local issues in my area. Occasionally I write about people who get involved in local issues. I can be critical at times -- and as the old saying goes, "People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw st... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1420190315 | 1420193616 | t3_2r363l | t5_2to41 | 5 | DistilledElm1: TIFU by saying I'm 18 and acting 10
So heads up, I'm not great at storytelling, so bear with me.
I went to the concert tonight in Las Vegas, Justin Timberlake, and it was phenomenal!! Anyway, I went with my family, and we got there while the dj was playing before the show, so go up to get drinks, I'm un... | 4 | 1.25 | |
1420185973 | 1420219889 | t3_2r31vh | t5_2to41 | 641 | spp30: TIFU by looking up from my cellphone (slightly nsfw)
Dear redditors,
Long-time lurker first real TIFU. This one happened yesterday...
My wifes' 93 year old grandmother is currently in the hospital, recovering from pneumonia. As it's New Years the whole family goes to visit, to wish her the best.
When we arriv... | 6 | 106.833333 | |
1420173103 | 1420203016 | t3_2r2jqk | t5_2to41 | 42 | dead_bluejay: TIFU by leaving $3,000 in cash on the counter
This happened last night, New Years Eve 2014. I was taking the money out of the registers in my department. It is 15 minutes past when we close for the night, but I was busy straightening up so I lost track of time. My coworker was waiting outside in his car f... | 3 | 14 | |
1420187878 | 1420221559 | t3_2r33sj | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: Tifu by going to a new years party and hitting on a girl
Hi this is my first ever post and i have been a constant lurker for past few Months..
So I'm invited to this new years party by a friend ( let's call her A) who I had recently gotten to know.. One of my friends was hitting on her but that's irrelevan... | 3 | 1 | |
1420177266 | 1420205238 | t3_2r2qck | t5_2to41 | 47 | TitanicJedi: TIFU by letting my Cousin use my PC (slightly NSFW)
ironheart_helix: "haha you been watching a chick suck a doodle."
This kid's alright
statikr3aper: He knows what's up. Never call penis a penis when you can call it a doodle.
Ketchup901: >Never call a doodle a penis when you can call it a doodle.
F... | 4 | 11.75 | |
1420195465 | 1420260623 | t3_2r3ap6 | t5_2to41 | 21 | GGWP_: TIFU by getting "excited" a bit early.
This happened two weeks ago or so but I've just realized that i truly fucked up.
For the context of this story let's just say I've only "done" it once and that was a couple years back.
You have a match! I read this on my phone as i pick it up, i see this pretty girl was m... | 7 | 3 | |
1420198748 | 1420210440 | t3_2r3dnn | t5_2to41 | 8 | [deleted]: TIFU by masturbating while my mom was awake
Sublimekidd420: Wait. You mean pornos aren't real and your mother didn't help you out?
AtomicRacoon: Were OP's arms broken?
| 3 | 2.666667 | |
1420200061 | 1420275189 | t3_2r3evm | t5_2to41 | 12 | m3t4ldood: TIFU left a weed pipe at work
Ight so i work nights and I had a weed pipe in my pocket it fell out at my job and was found the next day by my boss. They asked me about it and i said it wasnt mine. They asked my coworker for a statement and im pretty sure they tattled on me. I havent written my statement yet ... | 10 | 1.2 | |
1420200817 | 1420230912 | t3_2r3fkq | t5_2to41 | 21 | gtsmash: TIFU by Going to a bar and becoming single
This is my first time posting so go easy on me,
This happened at the start of December where I had went out with one of my close female friends to a bar to catch up as we hadn't seen each over for a few months, We both got a little too drunk and she started making ou... | 8 | 2.625 | |
1420201176 | 1420252153 | t3_2r3fxu | t5_2to41 | 127 | TheWorstIndianAlive: TIFU by taking a picture of a dead dog
I decided to spend New Year's Eve with an ex boyfriend that has remained a close friend, in spite of us breaking up exactly two years ago.
He is a restaurant GM and didn't get out of work until 11:30 PM. When we finally met up at his place, we played with hi... | 9 | 14.111111 | |
1420203647 | 1420242260 | t3_2r3iek | t5_2to41 | 5 | ehImCanadian: tifu: My Grandfather messed up in the former Yugoslavia
cartmenbrah: And this is how you write a Kafkaesque story!
ehImCanadian: Well I was looking at old pictures with him and I found one with him and Tomaslav under a tree and I said why dosen't he have teeth(it was clear by his gum line.) Than he told ... | 6 | 0.833333 | |
1420205388 | 1420224330 | t3_2r3kdp | t5_2to41 | 51 | spidahkillah: TIFU by letting someone believe I could speak Spanish.
I worked at a tube station close to the new year's eve fireworks. I was helping people from all over the world get through the gates and answering their questions about the fireworks and the tube service through the night.
Most of the foreign people ... | 5 | 10.2 | |
1420202335 | 1420271404 | t3_2r3h2e | t5_2to41 | 17 | charfahl: TIFU by setting down my wallet on the counter of Circle K while I got drinks before work...
Couple hours ago I was in the store to get drinks before work. Set my wallet, which is actually inside an old PDA case, on the counter, and walked out while I was distracted by some sketchy people walking in.
Inside wa... | 6 | 2.833333 | |
1420211846 | 1420320577 | t3_2r3t0f | t5_2to41 | 3,124 | Praise_The__Sun: TIFU by taking adderall and reorganizing a strangers entire house
iRepth: I had a prescription for vyvanse (which I now believe I was incorrectly prescribed) and I had an intense urge to clean when I took it, and I was only taking 20mg. I would take it then wait 30 minutes and sit down to study only t... | 11 | 284 | |
1420153667 | 1420231956 | t3_2r1n9e | t5_2to41 | 5 | GlutenFremous: TIFU by trying to use an air horn
So last night, I was over at a friend's house to celebrate the New Year and had brought over an air horn that I would blast when it was midnight. I had already used the horn to scare some of my friends earlier, and was planning to use it again as a joke for when a couple... | 3 | 1.666667 | |
1420213702 | 1420418022 | t3_2r3w2h | t5_2to41 | 12 | photo_1x: TIFU by being a crazy cat lady
I just got back from getting ready in the bathroom. I was standing at the sink using a q-tip on my ears, and my cat, who likes to accompany me to the bathroom, was sitting on the side of the tub next to me.
She started swatting at the shampoo bottles, so I shook my head no at h... | 17 | 0.705882 | |
1420216170 | 1420266137 | t3_2r40co | t5_2to41 | 793 | Flyrpotacreepugmu: TIFU by giving toy swords to my nephews
I do a bit of woodworking so for Christmas I made my nephews (8 and 9) a pair of beautiful wooden swords. And yes, I made sure their parents approved. The swords were fairly realistically shaped with a nice taper but a blunt tip, and while not sharp, could caus... | 8 | 99.125 | |
1420216247 | 1420223177 | t3_2r40hn | t5_2to41 | 6 | AdiMadan: TIFU when I made an amateur "smot poking" mistake
I'm 26 ffs. This should not have happened.
I'm from a conservative family and made the rookie mistake of lighting up in my room with the window open. It was cold, I was lazy, seemed like a good idea at the time.
Keeku7: I had a friend who smoked pot and liv... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1420216741 | 1420219160 | t3_2r41di | t5_2to41 | 7 | almostdeadmau5: TIFU by throwing up out a window
House party round my friends house, never been there before.
Try to find bathroom upstairs but in my drunken state struggle
Find window, think it's better out here than on the carpet
Throw up out window and lands on couple making out infront of the door
End up col... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1420216428 | 1420392984 | t3_2r40tb | t5_2to41 | 113 | wangtownfajita: TIFU by breaking my girlfriend's nose in my sleep
I wish I could remeber what I was dreaming about, but in the middle of the night, I jerked awake rather violently, and heard a painful moan from my girlfriend. I turned to see what was wrong and the moans turned to crying. She was holding her nose. At th... | 9 | 12.555556 | |
1420217899 | 1420314185 | t3_2r43j2 | t5_2to41 | 104 | SwiftDickington: TIFU by blasting a girl in the face with my ball
So I posted this in another thread and thought this would be a good place for it.
Obligatory didn't happen today, but a few years ago, around 2011.
I'm 6'4, at the time 200 pounds and worked out daily. Former football player and all state track and fi... | 9 | 11.555556 | |
1420218770 | 1420345263 | t3_2r455z | t5_2to41 | 1 | theferstgame: TIFU by typing one word
I started off 2015 in the worst possible way by fucking up big time, reddit.
Alt because B and many of my friends use reddit and if he found this he would kill me.
This all starts with someone I met in sixth grade, who we will call B. Now, B is what I, and other people that know ... | 5 | 0.2 | |
1420168537 | 1420255296 | t3_2r2cct | t5_2to41 | 3 | Qtip96: TIFU by accidentally swearing in mixed company
First, allow me to preface the story a little bit.
For New Year's a friend of mine invited me to a New Year's "party" she was hosting. The thing is though all the people at the party were devoted Christians. There's nothing wrong with that, but I am not a Christi... | 3 | 1 |
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