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1420219510 | 1420237148 | t3_2r46ke | t5_2to41 | 156 | [deleted]: TIFU by accidentally burning my school books
This happened about a month ago and I'm still wondering what the fuck I was thinking when I did this
So I was having a pretty bang average day, just walking home after school when I noticed my bag felt a bit damp. I noticed the back of my blazer was pretty damp t... | 7 | 22.285714 | |
1420219777 | 1420231083 | t3_2r472d | t5_2to41 | 6 | ItsVinn: TIFU for trying to use my cousin's bath towel.
This was actually on January 1.
I took a bath in the afternoon. I took a random bath towel in the hanger (not my cousin's) and started taking a bath. Zoom to 15 minutes later, I took that drying towel and started drying myself. I felt some quite painful sensation... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1420220277 | 1420246699 | t3_2r47zd | t5_2to41 | 25 | ArthurRiot: TIFU by trying to rush through shaving my head
Literally in the last hour...
I am balding. Because I am balding, I shave my head. It's not the best, but I don't look like a weaselly middle manager, so yay.
2 weeks ago, I had eye surgery. I had to be very careful and not get things into my eyes, so I... | 3 | 8.333333 | |
1420221988 | 1420240093 | t3_2r4bcs | t5_2to41 | 21 | PM_ME_LADYPARTS: TIFU by having Mexican family members visit my house
So a little back story: I was born in the U.S. but my mother was born and raised in Mexico, and she moved to the U.S. in her 20s, while her family stayed behind. Her family was then invited over for a New Years get together, so we had roughly 20 peop... | 4 | 5.25 | |
1420223813 | 1420246007 | t3_2r4eyl | t5_2to41 | 19 | Causewhy: TIFU- Found out ping-pong balls are HIGHLY FLAMMABLE
I was sitting at my computer playing Counter-Strike:Global Offensive on my cluttered desk, with a candle on that smells fricking amazing. I found a ping-pong ball on my desk and thought it'd look cool melted... I held it over the flame for a couple seconds ... | 4 | 4.75 | |
1420225053 | 1420226317 | t3_2r4hfh | t5_2to41 | 12 | Accidentalfml: TIFU - By looking at Child porn ACCIDENTLY on 4chan in a new tab.
voncheeseburger: You might be better off somewhere else, maybe http://imgur.com/M45gg8J
sarahgogo: For some reason Im really afraid to open this link
voncheeseburger: Haha
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1420221310 | 1420233319 | t3_2r49xz | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing my wallet
This was actually on new years eve but I only noticed it was missing today. I have no clue how or where it went, but my wallet is gone, along with the £180 I got for christmas. I was in town with my mum, sitting in subway, I had to go into work in ten mintues. She said, "why don't y... | 3 | 1 | |
1420221402 | 1420232305 | t3_2r4a53 | t5_2to41 | 22 | [deleted]: TIFU by hitting my athletics teacher.
So this happened to me some months ago. Im a 16 years old boy and not a native English speaker, so I apologise for mistakes.
It was our last athletics class that year, so my teacher (a hot 20-ish years old blonde, one of the reasons we guys join athletics) thinks it... | 3 | 7.333333 | |
1420224694 | 1420226091 | t3_2r4gpb | t5_2to41 | 14 | Coffeechipmunk: TIFU by not going on live television
Not *today,* but when I was little, 7 or 8, I went to NYC. I also went to the Today Show, and the weatherman guy came up to me and asked if I wanted to barbeque.
With him.
ON LIVE TELEVISION.
"No thanks."
I was **REALLY** stupid when I was younger.
CareerUnderach... | 3 | 4.666667 | |
1420225661 | 1420227774 | t3_2r4iq5 | t5_2to41 | 34 | qAg643jup: TIFU i'm not Gay...my girlfriend thinks otherwise
mrmooocow4: [How my face felt reading this](http://guycodeblog.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/download.gif)
After I was done reading:
[Have you considered... the possibility...](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-IfjAatRIBcc/UReMTLu617I/AAAAAAAAJ4c/YHm1iAorF00/... | 6 | 5.666667 | |
1420224997 | 1420257796 | t3_2r4hbm | t5_2to41 | 472 | Kinghardknob: TIFU by texting my girlfriend song lyrics
So me and my now ex-girlfriend have this running joke where we randomly text each other song lyrics. Generally we understand and reply with the next verse of the song. I was on my way home when Sam Smith's "I'm not the only one" came on the radio. Unwittingly I pr... | 6 | 78.666667 | |
1420225941 | 1420272931 | t3_2r4jbb | t5_2to41 | 13,544 | CuddlySpaceKittens: TIFU by pulling a prank on my family
My mom got me some chocolate covered pretzel bits for Christmas and they literally looked like shit. I told my parents and they said they look like pretzels and told me to stop being ungrateful. After everyone went to bed, I put a few of my chocolate pretzels o... | 18 | 752.444444 | |
1420225827 | 1420227476 | t3_2r4j33 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU by sounding like a crazy person for two weeks
A few years back I went over to America on a Lacrosse tour (me being from England). During the course of this tour, as i always would do in England, would be to say "Cheers!" after buying anything from any store.
Unknown to me at the time, this is only a ph... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1420226160 | 1420244495 | t3_2r4jqm | t5_2to41 | 3 | hannakah_ham: TIFU by breaking an escalator
Unlike most posts here this happened very recently. It happened yesterday. So my whole family was out doing shopping and we went to Barnes and Noble. So my brother and I decide to go up stairs to the second level. To get there we had to take an escalator we went up the first ... | 3 | 1 | |
1420224439 | 1420309729 | t3_2r4g7d | t5_2to41 | 17 | GrandpaSpud: TIFU by peeing on my best friend.
Probably the most cringe-worthy moment of my entire life right here, second only to when I peed on my cousin. Yeah, I'm a piece of shit. This happened on New Year's Eve but I just found out today.
So NYE party at this bar near my hometown. $55.00 for a ticket and it's ope... | 4 | 4.25 | |
1420227013 | 1420295194 | t3_2r4lh0 | t5_2to41 | 51 | dcman00000: TIFU by making an ill timed suicide joke
*back story: My wife and I started dating a week or so after she broke up with a family friend who she was living with. He proceeded to ruin both our reputations in the family by telling everyone, including children, that my wife was a whore and cheated on him with m... | 4 | 12.75 | |
1420224162 | 1420232706 | t3_2r4fm7 | t5_2to41 | 12 | Plyngntrffc: TIFU by making my kids think I have magical powers.
So this was a few months back...
I am out at the store with my two oldest boys, 5 and 3 at the time. This store gives balloons to the kids at checkout, this time we asked for them not to be inflated when we took them. I asked for a 3rd for the 1 year o... | 3 | 4 | |
1420228163 | 1420241642 | t3_2r4nrl | t5_2to41 | 11 | deathtorome: TIFU By Trying To Buy Games For My Cousin
* 9:00 am: Cousin calls and asks if I can buy him games on steam.
* 9:20 am: Start to get a list of games on steam to buy.
* 9:25 am: head to 7-11 to buy Steam cards
* 9:33 am: Purchase 2 $50 Steam Cards
* 9:47 am: Finish finalizing all games in cart and ready to ... | 6 | 1.833333 | |
1420163180 | 1420261483 | t3_2r23fn | t5_2to41 | 8 | AthawCat: TIFU by drinking whiskey, perhaps just a little too much.
This is my second time posting anything on Reddit, just FYI. English is not my native language but I'll do my best. Also: This did not happen just now, but it did happen rather recently, in november.
Well, as you could discern from the title, I drank ... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1420226789 | 1420264487 | t3_2r4l1j | t5_2to41 | 18 | halioscar: TIFU by sniping a teenage girl with a fully loaded toboggan.
My friend and I have been sledding together every year for eight or nine years, now. I recently moved close to a park with a small hill on it, big enough to sled down. It's a popular spot, lots of kids, lots of teens, grown ass adults with a strang... | 4 | 4.5 | |
1420229843 | 1420300173 | t3_2r4r7s | t5_2to41 | 250 | SendNudesForAdvice: TIFU by showering at a Christmas party
My brother, Otto, has a post-Christmas party every January. He’s married and lives in the suburbs, and at the time this story takes place, I was going to school in the same area.
I had a car at the time, but I never drove it and eventually it just stopped work... | 5 | 50 | |
1420231546 | 1420255811 | t3_2r4uof | t5_2to41 | 138 | [deleted]: TIFU by losing a virginity right next to my friends
This new year. Me and my friends were in the house of our schoolmate getting drunk when it began to get light so people started discussing how they would get to their homes. I was too drunk to go home so I decided to stay with the houseowner (I'll call her ... | 5 | 27.6 | |
1420232282 | 1420314007 | t3_2r4w7q | t5_2to41 | 11 | Throwawayyyy69696969: TIFU by trying to groom my lady parts for an orgy
So this actually happened two days ago on the last day of 2014 but I've been in a 48 hour hangover.
It's the last day of 2014 and a small group of my friends all decide that since we're a good looking group of single twenty somethings why not see ... | 8 | 1.375 | |
1420232516 | 1420342762 | t3_2r4wp0 | t5_2to41 | 12 | basscloud: TIFU by going for a run in the Arizonian Desert
Edit: Not sure how to fix the formatting, sorry!
I apologize for the length but it was a long ordeal. You can read the tl;dr at the bottom for the massively abridged version.
For the past few months, I have been working for a conservation corps across the... | 7 | 1.714286 | |
1420232212 | 1420332956 | t3_2r4w25 | t5_2to41 | 363 | jordanaran18: TIFU by being too nerdy and running a marriage
So I didn't want to post this in hopes it would have gotten better but it didn't.
Yesterday, New Years Day, I was with my friend when our third friend, lets call him Mike, said he would be coming by. But he was also bring his wife (they were only about 3 mo... | 8 | 45.375 | |
1420232223 | 1420259172 | t3_2r4w2w | t5_2to41 | 11 | [deleted]: TIFU by leaving work early
So in actuality this happened 7 months ago. June 5th to be precise. Anyway it was a normal day at work. (Landscaping) and everything was going great! Around 1 o clock the boss man calledand said that we could go home early. (FUCK YEA!) so me being the romantic person i am texted my... | 3 | 3.666667 | |
1420233507 | 1420244468 | t3_2r4yp9 | t5_2to41 | 109 | Doctaword: TIFU by not knowing how to use Google Drive
So I go to an art college and many of the professors in my major like to use Google Drive so the students can upload all their assignments into the class folder throughout the semester. You can basically upload and delete any file as long as you were a student in t... | 4 | 27.25 | |
1420234158 | 1420235215 | t3_2r4zzu | t5_2to41 | 9 | tokr99: TIFU by not pissing the bed
So this event occurred back in October when I came home for the first time since leaving for college. I had spontaneously decided that one weekend I wanted to come home and surprise my family and friends who I hadn't seen since the beginning of August. The plan was to eat dinner wit... | 3 | 3 | |
1420234441 | 1420310251 | t3_2r50kp | t5_2to41 | 7 | Sepstar: TIFU by smashing a potted plant on my foot, cutting it open
So, a bit of backstory, my mum keeps about 8 or so potted plants in the upstairs bathroom, next to the shower. I've asked her on several occasions why the fuck there are some plants next to shower, her only excuse being "they're self watering".
Anywa... | 3 | 2.333333 | |
1420232749 | 1420240003 | t3_2r4x6w | t5_2to41 | 13 | birthdayloanofficer: TIFU by ordering food from GrubHub for the first time ever.
Some background: I’m currently subleasing and living in some guy’s living room. He’s straight from Israel, as is the building manager and 90% of the other tenants. They all speak fluent Hebrew to one another.
Anyway, for the first time in... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1420236178 | 1420239492 | t3_2r540k | t5_2to41 | 14 | wellatgrammar: TIFU by texting my friend a reference from the movie Airplane!
Backstory: My friend and I have kind of been on the rocks for the better part of 6 months now. He has a lot going on in his life, so it's understandable, but we've kind of drifted from best friends to good friends.
What happened: I had texte... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1420236762 | 1420243139 | t3_2r558g | t5_2to41 | 14 | highforawhiteguy: TIFU by high fiveing my (ex) girlfriend in my schools hallway
So this is the most cringe worthy moment of my life, it happened in 7th grade, I had started dating a Girl, we will call her "Jane." At this stage of my life I was just one big ball of anxiety, my girlfriend was in grade 8 and much more att... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1420238003 | 1420239518 | t3_2r57pf | t5_2to41 | 6 | troll_boy69: TIFU- Showed a 6 year old kid porn
Desterix: Site protected?
troll_boy69: It was pornhub.com
Desterix: Did you willingly site protect your computer or did your mother have it done?
troll_boy69: My mom called this guy, and he blocked anything that was NSFW.
Desterix: Could you bribe him to un-block it?
... | 6 | 1 | |
1420238022 | 1420835398 | t3_2r57qq | t5_2to41 | 253 | prunesandwich: TIFU by having the word 'sandwich' in my reddit username
TIFU, but actually this happened a few weeks ago. I moved back home after college last year and this past 2014 I signed up for my first ever reddit secret santa. I'm typically the one that gets the mail, but occasionally my mom gets it too so I tol... | 8 | 31.625 | |
1420236743 | 1420399451 | t3_2r5572 | t5_2to41 | 56 | starwarsteaseriswier: TIFU by screaming Allahu Ackbar
I got this new tactic shooter on Steam sale called Insurgency. It's basically Marines vs Taliban on Middleeastern looking maps, complete with Ak47 and IED's made from mortar rounds.
Well, to get to the point, I got a little too hyped up, the lines of decency kinda ... | 7 | 8 | |
1420238007 | 1420321800 | t3_2r57pq | t5_2to41 | 490 | The_Hippopotamoose: TIFU. By claiming to have written one of the most recognizeable songs ever made.
I occasionally smoke marijuana. I know this guy who sits next to me in my statistics class and he sells weed so I buy it every now and again. Nothing wrong with that, right?
So the other day my guy said he just got som... | 8 | 61.25 | |
1420239725 | 1420239900 | t3_2r5b2z | t5_2to41 | 4 | tealdeerfan: TIFU by being open and honest.
GabuTheBunny: Nice fuck up. I love the detail!
tealdeerfan: quite
| 3 | 1.333333 | |
1420241997 | 1420250905 | t3_2r5fg1 | t5_2to41 | 50 | d53095: TIFU by trusting a fart that I had absolutely no reason not to trust.
I'm on break right now from this latest incident.
So I was cutting and rolling dough (I work at a pizzeria) and my co worker, who also happens to be my brother, walked up to the front to take an order and I continue otherwise the dough will ... | 3 | 16.666667 | |
1420242956 | 1420244225 | t3_2r5h8q | t5_2to41 | 29 | Mystique_: TIFU by baking a cake for my boyfriends handicapt Brother and accidently dropping it.
I baked and decorated a cake for like 3 hours and when we wanted to get on our bike to deliver it... It Fell on the floor and we only got to give the decoration for the cake... My Brother in law was happy with his marzipan ... | 3 | 9.666667 | |
1420243871 | 1420310868 | t3_2r5iyg | t5_2to41 | 30 | Im_Really_Trying: TIFU by trying to make myself lunch
TIFU by trying to make myself lunch. It all started this bright and shining Friday morning. I slept in a bit late, since I didn't have any plans. By the time I got up, my stomach was telling me to give it something other than alcohol. I trudged to the kitchen to fil... | 7 | 4.285714 | |
1420243763 | 1420245975 | t3_2r5ir8 | t5_2to41 | 3 | confuseddesi9: TIFU by underestimating immigration rules in US.
campinasgringo: I'm sorry this is happening to you and hope things work out.
I (American) was living in Brazil with my wife and worked on her green card for her. She spent 6 years in the States for Masters and PhD occupying different visa categories. Th... | 3 | 1 | |
1420240124 | 1420257135 | t3_2r5bwj | t5_2to41 | 18 | OcarinaBigBoiLink: TIFU by trying to make a dad joke
So last night my family sat down to eat dinner together. It was My grandma, grandpa, dad, sister, and me. We were all having a good time and my sister dropped me with a random question. "What is your favorite Fall vegetable?" My stupid brain thought it would be cool ... | 3 | 6 | |
1420242934 | 1420302584 | t3_2r5h7b | t5_2to41 | 35 | Nevermind2014: TIFU by not teaching my gf the difference between star wars and doctor who....
We were cuddling together perfectly happy. Watching a TV quiz where the question was what is the most terrifying doctor who villain? She says to me completely seriously "That's Darth Vader right?"
A little bit of me died i... | 3 | 11.666667 | |
1420248547 | 1420279052 | t3_2r5rd7 | t5_2to41 | 10 | Assassin_Girl: TIFU by trying to bleach my body hair the night before before losing my virginity to my new lesbian lover [NSFW]
So, I am quite hairy for a girl, it's in my genes I suppose. And I'm about to have my first time with my friend with benefits (we've been dirty talking over christmas break and are ready to ge... | 4 | 2.5 | |
1420248668 | 1420250189 | t3_2r5rkm | t5_2to41 | 10 | papayesoulla: TIFU my relationship
Today I fucked up my relationship by not telling the sweetest bf in the world that I went to my ex to bring him cash I borrowed from him. Because I was so stupid to be afraid to think I could tell him later.
shoot me :s
forward_x: Why did he need to know you returned money to your ex... | 6 | 1.666667 | |
1420249282 | 1420249588 | t3_2r5slw | t5_2to41 | 9 | aussiemac17: TIFU by scratching my butthole with buffalo sauce on my fingers
Not really too much of a back story here. I ate buffalo wings for dinner and didn't wash my hands after. I had an itch that needed scratching, aka my prostate. I've been in severe burning pain for a good hour now. Please help.
Stretch92009: Fi... | 3 | 3 | |
1420248597 | 1420252175 | t3_2r5rgg | t5_2to41 | 30 | Mr_Rook_: TIFU driving to the dentist, probably nsfw
So I specifically created an account for this post after telling this story to some friends the other day (yes, it is technically a few days old but whatever, we are going to pretend it was today). Needless to say, I fucked up.
After a minor dental emergency, I foun... | 3 | 10 | |
1420250291 | 1420256288 | t3_2r5ubs | t5_2to41 | 164 | danesz: TIFU By Telling An Ex-GF I slept with her daughter
Well, continuation of my previous TIFU involving the same crazy ex-girlfriend - http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2md2de/tifu_by_hanging_out_with_my_ex_girlfriend/ -
Little back story before any of you get the wrong idea or she was underage.. I'm 29, this ... | 10 | 16.4 | |
1420249110 | 1420278964 | t3_2r5sbs | t5_2to41 | 23 | Whotella: TIFU by responding to a insult.
This happened a couple of years ago. Some people (who are now my friends) were throwing insults at me on skype. I got really annoyed and instead of ignoring them. I decide to threaten them like an idiot. (Note I was 12) I decided to say "I'm gonna hire a molester to molest you.... | 4 | 5.75 | |
1420250957 | 1420271831 | t3_2r5vh3 | t5_2to41 | 27 | throwagay192: TIFU by having sex with a stranger
So, the night I planned for myself was to meet up with someone I had been texting for a few days and go on a first date. I was hoping for a cute, romantic night - but it really didn't happen. We met at a local pub and it already went bad when the guy turned out to be dif... | 3 | 9 | |
1420252007 | 1420257318 | t3_2r5upn | t5_2to41 | 3 | Stretch92009: You are correct. Get some stop leak into the radiator, get home, and dump that car.
BermudaRhombus2: Could I make a 4 hour drive like that?
Stretch92009: It is probably your best shot. Remember, once you get home, you'll want to prepare to sell/junk the car or get the head gasket, water pump, and radiator... | 3 | 1 | |
1420251825 | 1420310625 | t3_2r5wyq | t5_2to41 | 52 | queefpro: TIFU by not stopping my father from meeting the big purple monster.
First, a little background. I'm a 25 year old graduate student and I live about an hour away from my hometown. My parents frequently come to visit and despite my protesrs, help me fix things around the house. Now, my parents are way too inv... | 6 | 8.666667 | |
1420250149 | 1420296206 | t3_2r5u34 | t5_2to41 | 8 | stargrunt6: TIFU by sharing a story about a fight I saw at a NYE party.
A co-worker threw a killer NYE party for a bunch of people at work. He invited me and I felt honored since I'm new at the company. Well, at about 3am, most of the party left and I was talking to this other really cool co-worker (we'll call her "C... | 5 | 1.6 | |
1420252971 | 1420345854 | t3_2r5yyx | t5_2to41 | 27 | DO_U_EVN_SPAGHETTI: TIFU by trying to meet Mike Tyson
A few days ago, my friend messaged me about Mike Tyson doing a meetup at a hotel in Las Vegas. I've never met a celebrity, so I thought that would be a fun idea to go do with him!
He's a big collector, so a few days in advance he spends some of his money to buy an ... | 4 | 6.75 | |
1420253045 | 1420292293 | t3_2r5z2t | t5_2to41 | 36 | engen95: TIFU by playing pokemon at work.
Ok. So i work in retail. We usually have alot of customers, but at 8pm and later, they are very few. that means alot of downtime, like 10-15 minutes between each customer. So today i brought my old gameboy sp with pokemon sapphire loaded. The time was around 8pm and the amout o... | 11 | 3.272727 | |
1420253212 | 1420266365 | t3_2r5zde | t5_2to41 | 111 | gigologigologigolo: TIFU by being a male prostitute
So I invited some friends over for a New Year's Eve party. My friends invited some of their friends and we ended up with 15 or so people. I like my parties to lean towards the classier side, so my party was more of a wine and cheese event, not an everyone-gets-drunk... | 5 | 22.2 | |
1420253546 | 1420254487 | t3_2r5zyr | t5_2to41 | 7 | latimaster: TIFU by telling a girl that I really like that I'm still a virgin
I had been talking to this girl for a few weeks and we really connect with each other. One night we were having a really deep conversation and she asked me to tell her something I hadn't told her before, so I told her that I was still a virgi... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1420245602 | 1420315336 | t3_2r5m4x | t5_2to41 | 13 | anon724: TIFU, by not telling the woman I love that I am in love with her
Like most this didn't happen today but five days ago, however they have been a dark five days.
Prelude: we had been seeing each other for four months and five days when this happened. There is an age gap. I have been hurt by women in the pas... | 6 | 2.166667 | |
1420254831 | 1420302407 | t3_2r626y | t5_2to41 | 12 | [deleted]: TIFU by not checking my credentials
This happened about two minutes ago.
My dad picked up smoking this year and made it his resolution to quit. He doesn't smoke too much, about 2-3 cigs a day, but he's already having trouble giving it up so I decided I would help him out a bit by getting him a refillable/re... | 5 | 2.4 | |
1420252615 | 1420255780 | t3_2r5yc8 | t5_2to41 | 10 | anal_fu_throwaway: TIFU by having anal sex with my girlfriend
NSFW - tried to edit to put in title, but couldn't figure that out. Sorry. This happened earlier Thursday, but I'm submitting today because it involves sex AND poop (not intentionally, you sick fucks).
Background -Been with my gf a while, we both like anal b... | 5 | 2 | |
1420256198 | 1420291262 | t3_2r64g2 | t5_2to41 | 7 | Saphine_: TIFU by putting my tablet and DS in the washing machine
Alright, first off, it wasn't today. It was two days ago. But because said tablet is now not being used, I haven't been on reddit as much.
Anyways, long story short I was getting my dirty clothes in the clothes basket to bring downstairs. The basket nee... | 5 | 1.4 | |
1420257633 | 1420339220 | t3_2r652c | t5_2to41 | 1 | AthawCat: Well, not really, I was just answering that having knowledge of this could actually have an influence on my view of the stay, and due to the knowledge catheters were put, that, I got nervous as fuck and on edge, even though I had known it for 5 months prior.
Theoricus: Most people know what a catheter is, it'... | 14 | 0.071429 | |
1420257567 | 1420303653 | t3_2r66pt | t5_2to41 | 8 | al_pal124: TIFU by breaking up with my boyfriend
This happened a month or so ago but I've finally gotten to a point that I can openly talk about it.
My, now ex, boyfriend is going to Ursinus for Biochemistry. He is extremely intelligent and can do whatever he puts his mind to. We both go to different schools and thing... | 3 | 2.666667 | |
1420257732 | 1420258846 | t3_2r6709 | t5_2to41 | 6 | -_aliCe_-: TIFU
fritzly: Hi -_aliCe_-, thanks for submitting to /r/tifu!
However, your submission, *TIFU*, has been removed because our rules do not allow:
* Rule 2: Posts without context will be removed. Tell us the full story..
If you have any questions, feel free to [send us a message](http://www.reddit.com/me... | 6 | 1 | |
1420258686 | 1420306109 | t3_2r68lb | t5_2to41 | 144 | tifu987: TIFU by asking my friend if his sister had a boyfriend
My friends and I are all in our mid-20s. We were going to a venue but needed to drop off his younger sister at the mall. When we dropped her off, she went to some boy and hugged and kissed him.
As we were driving away, I casually asked if she had a boyfr... | 4 | 36 | |
1420259676 | 1420338839 | t3_2r6a6e | t5_2to41 | 29 | -_aliCe_-: TIFU sending my cousin a sexy picture
So this happened about an hr ago...
I'm getting ready to go out for some drinks with some friends and the guy I'm sort of seeing, J.
I'm looking, and feeling, sexy so I decided to send J a quick snap chat. I take a great pic with a cute smile that shows just enough boo... | 7 | 4.142857 | |
1420257435 | 1420331395 | t3_2r66hh | t5_2to41 | 14 | NotLegitAccount: TIFU by showing my brother a picture of my dick
This happened a couple of hours ago.
Just a bit of a background to give some context. I have just gotten out of school, but I still live with my parents and brothers.
I have a girlfriend and sometimes we exchange NSFW pictures. So the other night I se... | 7 | 2 | |
1420259916 | 1420305018 | t3_2r6am3 | t5_2to41 | 16 | Airade: TIFU by being a greedy little fuck.
So. It's the day after New Years, and my friends and I decide to go out and eat some all-you-can-eat Japanese buffet. Being the greedy little fuck that I am, I decide to order tremendous amounts, and after the hour of gorging myself with raw salmon and the like, it was time t... | 7 | 2.285714 | |
1420260402 | 1420264129 | t3_2r6bfg | t5_2to41 | 14 | Inita_Life: TIFU by having a bad temper.
So I was playing the DLC for a game called *Dishonored*. For those familiar with the game, I was playing the Dunwall City Trials DLC. For all of you who do not know, this DLC is a complete crapshoot. There is so much randomness here, I'd say about half of it is actual skill, whi... | 5 | 2.8 | |
1420261595 | 1420297871 | t3_2r6df4 | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: TIFU by taking a selfie
Arguably taking a selfie in general is a fuck up, but there is a little more to this story. It's not the wildest post but I'll tell it nonetheless.
This didn't happen today, but on Christmas Eve. I work at a pub/restaurant and after a long shift I joined my friends there to have a dr... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1420166875 | 1420291306 | t3_2r29l6 | t5_2to41 | 4 | [deleted]: TIFU While parking the car
So for a bit of backstory, I'm 15 almost 16, so like any other teen, I want to start driving as soon as possible. My family and I were going to some close relatives house to celebrate the new year. While my mother and sister were taking a long time to prepare (as usual), my dad and... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1420261836 | 1420267974 | t3_2r6duv | t5_2to41 | 19 | omgherpes: TIFU by sneaking out of town with my bestfriend, pretending to be gay, and getting herpes from my Aunt.
First off there is no incest involved in this... to the rules.
**TL:DR AT THE BOTTOM, I am also bolding the important parts if you don't wanna read all of it**
Anyway, obviously throwaway after you read t... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1420258621 | 1420348871 | t3_2r68h2 | t5_2to41 | 19 | [deleted]: TIFU by not remembering the alarm code to my new house.
Ok so this was actually years ago.
I was about to start renting a house off of my older brother. I'd said that I would move in at some point during the next week as I had to arrange for all my things to be moved in and didn't want to stay in an empty ... | 5 | 3.8 | |
1420262755 | 1420266738 | t3_2r6f9s | t5_2to41 | 24 | Zooroopoo: TIFU by drinking around my mostly sober mother
This happened 30 minutes ago, and I'm still drunk enough to be posting it.
I'm a bit sick, and my parents invited me out to a neighbor's house to drink. I was hesitant, but went because I like my neighbors and haven't hung out with my parents for awhile. I'm in... | 10 | 2.4 | |
1420262905 | 1420267787 | t3_2r6fik | t5_2to41 | 14 | BlazeDozer: TIFU by eating "chocolate pudding"
So I was at my grandmothers house, and I heard she made chocolate pudding. I was excited this was my favorite pudding ever, and rarely ever eat pudding. I go to the fridge and see in a clear container filled with what I though was chocolate pudding. I take it out, get a bi... | 4 | 3.5 | |
1420263723 | 1420264903 | t3_2r6gr6 | t5_2to41 | 22 | TayblueC: TIFU The same way. Twice.
This was my senior year in highschool, so a good 3 or 4 years ago, but it dawned on me today how stupid I was. And I apologize for how long this post is, but it's necessary. My senior year of high school was actually pretty good. No complaints. I was the kinda guy who knew everyone, ... | 7 | 3.142857 | |
1420264138 | 1420265475 | t3_2r6hf9 | t5_2to41 | 3 | [deleted]: TIFU by trying to brush my teeth while drunk.
Today I fucked up by attempting to brush my teeth while drunk. Although this is from a few months ago, I couldn't pass up sharing this horrible night with the people of reddit. The nightmare began at my good friend Ryan's house with my big group of buddies gettin... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1420264148 | 1420331409 | t3_2r6hfp | t5_2to41 | 221 | obvs-throw-away: TIFU-NSFW-With BJ in front of 2 year old
TIFU- Ok so our 2 year old still sleeps in her crib in our room because she refuses to sleep in a big girl bed yet. I owe my husband BIG TIME for all the help he did getting the house ready for Christmas since my back hates me and choose that particular time to ... | 13 | 17 | |
1420264002 | 1420265042 | t3_2r6h79 | t5_2to41 | 6 | ThisIsMyFirstTimeHer: TIFU by hitting a parked car
So today I was attempting to get tires, I went into the tire shop to pay for tires I had delivered that day. I just bought a new car and assumed the tires on it matched the stock size.
I had been working on a different car all day (some things went wrong and it took ... | 4 | 1.5 | |
1420261177 | 1420274528 | t3_2r6cng | t5_2to41 | 6 | photo_1x: TIFU by having a really dumb dog and an asshole cat.
Not a long story, but still a really FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU moment. My dad had two different newspapers from the JFK assassination, preserved and practically pristine. Somehow they got left out when he was showing someone them, and the cat knocked them off the ... | 5 | 1.2 | |
1420265632 | 1420326352 | t3_2r6jre | t5_2to41 | 400 | Mrmelafefon: TIFU by letting my girlfriend get stung by a deadly jellyfish
So this is possibly the worst fuck up of my life. Not only have I embarrassed myself but I literally almost killed my girlfriend too. I'm writing this as I sit in the waiting room of our local hospital.
So my girlfriend and I live in Melbourne... | 10 | 40 | |
1420266564 | 1420268701 | t3_2r6l4q | t5_2to41 | 10 | attazach: TIFU by kissing a crazy girl
So this fuck up didn't happen today however I it was a fuck up that pretty much ruined my junior and senior year of high school.
So the story really starts in 10th grade, I had been chatting up this one girl in my class and things were going pretty well. One evening after muster... | 5 | 2 | |
1420268090 | 1420278835 | t3_2r6n7b | t5_2to41 | 13 | Helinickel: TIFU by leaving the window open again!
So this is now the second time this has happened:( So my wife likes to sleep with the window open and that's fine but for the second time now I forgot to close it before we had sex. So things are getting heated and me and my wife have been fantasying about a threesome ... | 4 | 3.25 | |
1420267569 | 1420275760 | t3_2r6miq | t5_2to41 | 3 | sergeantquack: TIFU by assuming a Nexus 7 was an iPad.
Attempting to replace the battery, I tried to pry the bad boy open from the front. The screen understandably shatters. Then partially because I'm in disbelief of what just happened, but mostly because I'm an idiot, I do it again in a different spot, only to have th... | 4 | 0.75 | |
1420266756 | 1420298903 | t3_2r6le7 | t5_2to41 | 4 | throwoutty234008: TIFU by being really unbelivably mean to someone
LSS was harassed by a group of women. They did some really horrible nasty stuff to me, physically and mentally. I found out one of their husbands passed. I sent a nasty anon message telling her she was a pos and she deserved the pain. All that rage I su... | 3 | 1.333333 | |
1420269585 | 1420274406 | t3_2r6p67 | t5_2to41 | 70 | burnmongham: TIFU by answering my frony door at 8:00am with morning wood.
(re submission as I broke rule 11!)
So I'm just laying in bed chillin when at about 8:00am I hear the doorbell ring. Having not long woken up I still have a massive erection. But expecting it to be the post man I just think fuck it, I'll just hi... | 5 | 14 | |
1420270236 | 1420272668 | t3_2r6pzi | t5_2to41 | 10 | [deleted]: [NSFW] TIFU by hooking up with my sisters ex boyfriend
He's 21M, I'm 20M (and gay), she's 18.
He wrote on Facebook if anyone had a toke, and I thought "Hey, sure, I went to elementary school & high school with him and haven't seen him in forever, I'll invite him over"
He kept referring to sexual experien... | 9 | 1.111111 | |
1420268583 | 1420292426 | t3_2r6nvi | t5_2to41 | 852 | someephia: TIFU by asking an entire jewish family how the gas chamber was
PM_FOR_CHAT: They did nazi that one coming.
ATOMICSPLASH: Jew should have seen it
jaudi813: These jokes make me fuhrerious.
McMacked: 3/10
jaudi813: Please don't judge me. When people give me bad ratings it pushes me out of Mein Kampfort zone.
M... | 8 | 106.5 | |
1420272394 | 1420352391 | t3_2r6sjg | t5_2to41 | 2,850 | [deleted]: TIFU and realized I'm NOT a lesbian.
This happened 20 mins ago. So I always thought boobies were nice. They were soft and squishy and pretty and fun. I thought hey! I think girls are pretty, boobs feel nice and pussy is cute. Maybe I'm bisexual or a lesbian? So I took a girl on a date. It was fun and one thi... | 16 | 178.125 | |
1420272689 | 1420284285 | t3_2r6sua | t5_2to41 | 101 | r2d219: TIFU by having sex with my S/O while thinking no one was home! NSFW
So this story happened back when I was in highschool. I as sixteen at the time and was dating this girl who we'll call Anne for the sake of the story. I also have this cute pug named belle who'll join us later in the story. One day after highsc... | 4 | 25.25 | |
1420275548 | 1420277377 | t3_2r6vp0 | t5_2to41 | 10 | showertifu: TIFU by buying new lubricant [NSFW]
My girlfriend has been telling me for a while now that she wants to try a silicone-based lubricant vs. a water-based lubricant.
A quick primer for those who are unfamiliar with the different lubricants:
Water-based don't last as long (they tend to dry out), are relativel... | 3 | 3.333333 | |
1420273534 | 1420276537 | t3_2r6tq8 | t5_2to41 | 2 | hoodnigga420: TIFU hard
HamAndCheese559: So how did you fuck up?? yea i see driving drunk, but i cant see why his friend hit you the way he did and why your brother and the party was acting like that for.
hoodnigga420: I feel like I had the punches coming to me for pulling something like that.
| 3 | 0.666667 | |
1420276655 | 1420331925 | t3_2r6wqy | t5_2to41 | 32 | waffelwarrior: TIFU by helping a "pregnant" woman
It was a nice, sunny day, so I decided to take my kid to the park. As I arrive, I notice a woman with a big spherical belly (just belly) having a bad time getting the bikes out of her van. So I go out and offer to help her, she kindly accepts and I take the bikes out. W... | 4 | 8 | |
1420275863 | 1420279109 | t3_2r6w02 | t5_2to41 | 4 | ICantUnreadThisAll: TIFU by clicking the 'random' subreddit option.
I was browsing the frontpage of reddit and had turned the majority of links purple. I was bored so I clicked on the 'random' subreddit option and found a magical little subreddit similar to TIFU with only 10 or so posts. I opened a few posts in this su... | 4 | 1 | |
1420277676 | 1420297367 | t3_2r6xp1 | t5_2to41 | 2 | deathbypolkadots: TIFU by using a public bathroom
Today I made the grave mistake of pooping in a public bathroom. I typically avoid public bathrooms at all costs, but I really had to go. After I finished doing my business I went to flush the toilet so I could get outta there. The toilet didn't flush so I flushed it aga... | 3 | 0.666667 | |
1420280813 | 1420283250 | t3_2r70g2 | t5_2to41 | 15 | aymanz: [NSFW] TIFU by swallowing my own load
Guys, this happened about just 20 minutes ago and I am still cringing while typing this up.
So today, when I came back from a christmas trip to Whistler I immediately headed straight for the bathroom. I then went on /r/gonewild and stayed there for about a good 10 minutes ... | 7 | 2.142857 | |
1420284458 | 1420287118 | t3_2r6zoo | t5_2to41 | 5 | PotentPortentPorter: I think I need a picture because this doesn't make sense to me.
tfyuhjnbgf: It slipped and hit him in the collarbone.
PotentPortentPorter: How could it slip? How could he not notice the barrel pointing down?
tfyuhjnbgf: Both good questions.
| 4 | 1.25 | |
1420281101 | 1420283466 | t3_2r70p2 | t5_2to41 | 3 | KingJosephKony: TIFU By eating sunflower seeds
So like any other day of playing csgo for an hour or two, I like to occasionally use my ecig and or eat while playing. The past few days my snack of choice has been sunflower seeds, I've a a 1lb pouch of them and have it sitting on my desk while I play. Anyway, tonight I w... | 3 | 1 | |
1420283185 | 1420284739 | t3_2r72g7 | t5_2to41 | 15 | stfupcakes: TIFU (NSFW) by accidentally telling the guy I'd really like to date that I probably watch midget porn.
Gah. I really don't even know how to explain this.
This did happen today. Well, technically now it's yesterday.
So I'm one of those people when faced with an awkward situation, I tend to make the awkwar... | 4 | 3.75 | |
1420286183 | 1420362572 | t3_2r7544 | t5_2to41 | 506 | MoneyCantBuyMeLove: TIFU by telling my children a story
This particular TIFU happened only an hour ago.
The evening started out a bit rough when my daughter came and informed me that their pet duckling (a rescue) was behaving a little unusually. I went down to check on him, and yes, he was very unwell and we spent the... | 7 | 72.285714 |
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